It's time to have some fun.Paddock: WRGKGCPass: 6666
First for Rick
Making some food. I'll pop in for 5 matches soon.
I'm too bad at this game lol
>can't afford a switch2>missing out on playing mk world and air riders with /v/:(
Hopping on
why doesn't nintendo today list event times for this game like it does for others, I don't want to have to close another game, pop the cart out, then put in air riders just to check which scarce periods I can play it
7/32
>>727695220Hey don't worry buddy. /v/eekends for both games will still be around. We'll be waiting for you when you get the Switch 2!
Bump
>>727696124>/v/eekends for both games will still be around.I wish I had your optimism.
>>727697229I love Princess Peach!
>>727697229Blessing and a curse my friend.
bump
10/32 in he paddock!
Hop on
>>727693837not joining satanic password paddock
You know how the Mario Kart World /v/eekend threads have that drawing they use for the OP of all the characters? Should we get a drawfag to make a similar one for Kirby Air Riders?
>>727699876it could be awesome, but sadly i can't draw
>>727699876No
13/32
>>727699876As long as said drawing has Ripple Star Queen front and center!!
My cuckman bretheren deprived of a gliding stadium rushing to button rush I sadly lost the duel
>>727700203She's not even in the game
anyone seen any machines more cursed than this abomination?
>>727700970this >>727642472
Sorry, I forgot to change the rules. I didn't mean to do a time attack
Reminder that you can keep moving after finishing some events like Beam or Drag Race, and then you can go back to kill the other players.
>>727702691>fastest Cucky and Transranza players
King of fat fucks
They need to fix the glitch that doesn't allow you to wear headwear while playing as random in a paddock. It works in every other online mode except paddocks for some reason. All I want is to be able to wear the sunglasses
test
Leo is so good in Oval
Bulk star is so good for air ride
>>727704560based fellow bulk star enjoyer
Air Riders need more female characters
Post dem machines.
I WANT DAT BEEF BALL
Anyone else on a black screen?
Does anyone have the code for the Kracko Bulk Star?
The grind is over. Time to paddock 24/7.
>>727699516cute
I finally completed the Hydra in an online City Trial match. It felt so good destroying all the machines of my rivals…
>>727706191no, now you have to get rainbow in the other 2 modes
>>727707450
>>727706191only one rainbow? it is at least in top ride right?
>>727708383I only play City Trial...
>>727708775ew
I guess the paddock will get active again later today
>>727709130it's lunch time in America so probably that's why, but i'll keep it open so people can use the ID of the OP
>>727709127shut it fag
>>727709130maybe if somebody other than the tranny makes a thread and it's not satanic
>>727709127>air jet>top scooterno thanks im good
>>727709514>i have never played either mode: the post
For Air Riders, Does the current team event have a lower rate of the game telling you the stadium beforehand then normal team matches do?It seems like I only get it told to me at the start or a prediction given midway through the match maybe 1 in 4 games, if that, wheras if I do an 8 player match locally (granted, in a free for all), it seems like 3/4 times there will be a prediction or it is outright told to youIs it a lower rate for team battles in general even not in the event?>>727706191Give me tips, I feel like I suck at the game
>>727700203True!!>>727700957Doesn't matter.
dang one of my machines is at 22 sales, i must be some kinda artistic geniuswhat's your best seller anons?
>>727710115watermelon cart
>wagon star>wheelie bike>wheelie scooter Every damn match. I beat them sometimes anyway but there’s no free thinkers on air ride
>>727710115My Susie wagon was at at least 47 before it got nuked by Nintendo.
>>727705419Used Rascal mobility scooter, seat shows signs of wear.
>>727701147you guys have seen that one, but what about the trifecta
why did they forget to give wheelie bike any downsidesit just straight up does every course like 3-4 seconds faster than every other machine
>>727709839I need to see your City Trial gameplay if I'm to see what's wrong.
>only 2 players on a saturdaywhat the fuck
>>727712513Well I don't have video, but I can describe my typical gameplan>Game starts, switch to nearest vehicle that has decent mobility, such as the scooter, warp star, chariot, etc ideally>If vehicle I picked has good gliding, or I pick up a lot of glide patches, priortize making my way to the volcano to get to the island in the sky after picking up patches for a minute, otherwise make my way to the undergound area to destroy pillars/crystals after picking up patches within sight>I also try to check out the undergound mall early, since I find a lot of patches there>Always participate in short race or derby unless i'm super fucking far and my vehicle isn't suited to it>I prioritize top speed, boost, and turn patches>After a few minutes, try to find a better vehicle, such as ones that have higher top speed but worse handling, since I should have enough stats to make them handle better, like the battle chariot, rex wheelie, etc, unless I don't have enough turn/boost>If i'm playing in a mode without stadium choice, I also try to stick with generalist machines that can glide, or get onto one by the end, that way I can do decent in any stadium, but obviously if the prediction is a specific mode I'll try to find a vehicle before the end well suited to that stadiumThis all seems optimal to me but I tended to not get top 3 spots in the 8 man event from last week, and I feel like my team loses more often then not in the current event. Even vs CPUs with local play I flounder sometimes. I think my issue might be execution rather then knowledge, I have a hard time controlling myself towards the endgame due to all the speed I have even with high turn, and I struggle with turns/drifting with a lot of vehicles, sometimes it takes me a few times to turn into a tunnel, etc, and I often can't hit shit with specials like Daroach's or Rick's
>>727713219Game not as popular in Europe? Also Metroid just released.
>>7276938374/32
>>727713792This is why I'm not playing. Going through Prime 4 first.
>>727707450Other modes? Is this not Kirby City Trialers?
>>727713219tranny started OP nobody wants to bother.
>>727713541>>Game starts, switch to nearest vehicle that has decent mobility, such as the scooter, warp star, chariot, etc ideallyI go for Swerve -> Hop -> Vampire. Those are top priority to farm stats. If unavailable then I go for Chariot or Warp.>>If vehicle I picked has good gliding, or I pick up a lot of glide patches, priortize making my way to the volcano to get to the island in the sky after picking up patches for a minute, otherwise make my way to the undergound area to destroy pillars/crystals after picking up patches within sightOk.>>I also try to check out the undergound mall early, since I find a lot of patches thereOk.>>Always participate in short race or derby unless i'm super fucking far and my vehicle isn't suited to itNo point in joining a derby if you're planning on flying. Just buff up in peace instead.>>I prioritize top speed, boost, and turn patchesWeight -> Damage -> Speed.>>After a few minutes, try to find a better vehicle, such as ones that have higher top speed but worse handling, since I should have enough stats to make them handle better, like the battle chariot, rex wheelie, etc, unless I don't have enough turn/boostNo point in picking a late game machine mid-round. Check your stats at around the final minute mark and look for the correct machine then.>>If i'm playing in a mode without stadium choice, I also try to stick with generalist machines that can glide, or get onto one by the end, that way I can do decent in any stadium, but obviously if the prediction is a specific mode I'll try to find a vehicle before the end well suited to that stadiumAverage machines are bad. If you don't know the stadium and your machine is shit at it just move on, go next. It's better to bet on a good machine than hope an average one will save you (it won't).
>>727714649Are you really filtered by the 666 in the password ?
>>727693837Reminder that Sakurai hates Ado which is why he snubbed her from the game. Any attempt to ignore it is just coping and delusions.
>>727716364Reminder that you already made this exact post.
>>727716463stalker
Oval Circuit should've been like 10 laps so it'd feel like Nascar.
Black Gooey with the turban makes me lol
>>727715781>Weight>Damage>SpeedIf you prioritize any stat besides top speed I question your sanity
sorry gooey
>>727718235You can question my sanity but not my rank c:
>>727718524Gooey holds no grudges
>>727715781>weight->damage->speedTrue! Rockybro btw
Fantasy meadows is so jank, I love it
>8 hundredths of a second
I got stuck on the fucking half pipe turn for like 20 seconds
>>727719742I keep seeing people post in these threads about how they lost by a few hundredths of a second.How about being *exactly tied*?
>>7276938377/32
My bad I left cpu on
>voted for air glider>against a fucking DragoonWhoever did that was an idiot.
>>727721901The one guy who voted WAS the Dragoon you dunce
>>727722085I thought I saw two there.
I'm a dunderhead
>>727722085I can verify thatAnd I have now defeated a dragoon with my rexThing's good when it's upgraded
>>72769383711/32
I feel like you can't ever go wrong with the Warp Star.
Good games ladslow player city trial with no bots is fun in its own right I think
>>727723587I mean it was fun with four players.
>>727723587I wish either Ranked or Quick Match didn't fill up every empty slot with bots. Having the player count vary anywhere from 2 to 16 is way more fun.
Damn that was the first time I've actually beaten Dedede.
I’ll be back, im gonna eat something
>>727715781What makes hop good for stat collection>If you don't know the stadium and your machine is shit at it just move on, go next.Not sure what you're saying here
>team event>number of Rick players skyrockets>they're all braindeadNooooticing.
Best special?Worst special?Kawasaki's feels really good even in the large size of Skyah.Noir Dedede feels so whatever, Ultra Sword feels really short for an offensive special but i guess there's a speed boost with it too.
Are the My Music settings I set always used or is it based on the hosts?
>>727724276Hop Star one-shots boxes and crystals with its unique attack
Fact: Wing Star is the optimized machine for battle stadiums.Jokes aside these events are eye-opening. People don't know what they're doing man.
>>727700021Give me 1 reason why
Gonna go get some dinner. Might join back in after. Thanks for the games, bros.
>>727724572only for you
Do market machines not show up in offline matches? I cant see any of my skins
>>727725151>rainbow ranks can simply join these events and ruin them for everyone else
>feel inspired to make flutter from megaman legends on wagon>nice simple design, it shouldn't be too hard>wagon wings turn out to be the most ungodly thing to work with in the gameWhat the fuck man, it'd take like 6 decals per wing to make this shit look decent and I'm just talking about making them yellow and red, don't even care about the white part.
>>727716364What if Adeleine was added but scaled up to giantess size so Sakurai doesn't have an autism fit about Kirby being 20cm?
To the machine experts, I have a job for youhttps://files.catbox.moe/q7l04f.pngIf you can do it, post it tomorrow I wasted my miles on inpulse conmula star before I saw this, I have the meta knight one but this design is ideal for what I want and I don't feel like saving for the Susie formula star today
I just finished nuking one million niggers. Time to play Kirby.
>>727725746>finish Gigantes>Adeleine player kicks you off the map
>>727725151Battle stadiums are just luck based anyways if you get the right powerups or not
I am very original.
>>727726263IS THATSEXUAL CONTENTAAIIIE NINTENDO SAVE MY VIRGIN EYES
>>727725746Kirby has always been tiny compared to Ado. It's literally never been a problem. Sakurai has autistic fits over different reasons.
>God TierKirby related designs (Minus susiecoomer shit/adeliene spam)>Great TierNintendo related designs, unique OC designs>Good TierObscure references>Shit TierPokémon designs, anime references, tranny flags
>>727726340Nah, that would be this one I didn't upload.
>>727726528I think I do mostly god tier or great tier then? I assume a blood covered bull tank goes in great tier?
>>727726528Sorry but I like my red comet transform star. I lose three times as fast with it.
My favorite part of playing in the /v/addock? I would say, the CPUs.
>>727716364I feel like it's more likely that they didn't want a little girl riding a star and having players looking up her skirt
Any paddocks up right now?
>>727726715>I lose three times as fast with it.Just like the real thing.
>>727706191This shit is extremely grindy, how long did this take you?
>>727727117the OP one
>>727727228Game Log says I have 59 hours and 8 minutes of City Trial playtime. Most of that was spent in ranked.
Susie by Bkub
>>727727095That may be partially correct, but it doesn't excuse the fact that there's no Adeleine appearance in a single part of the entire game.
I'm gonna grab something to eat. I will hop back on later tonight, hopefully there will be a more active room later
>>727728376I think you guys need to accept that she just isn’t that important
>>727697229>>727698093>>727699516cute agp anon
>>727728670they put Starman in the game, fuck off with "not important" they gave attention to the fucking Hi-Jump guy
>>727729013>>727728670
>>727706191I'm only going for this in Air Ride mode. The other two can suck it.
>>727728670Elline is from a sinking Wii U title, yet she got an appearance in Air Riders instead of Ado. This is not acceptable.
Looks like the main paddock is dead. maybe im going to sleep now, it's always hard to catch up with more anons with different time zones. we've been a few this time but honestly it was also very comfy playing together, i even got some friend requests, and thank you so much for it.if i can wake up early i'll see you in here, goodnight for now
>>727729283this should be remade with adelein and be posted anytime someone complains about her not being in
>>727729013Starman is cool, he's an OG of the series that never got the chance to be playable. He was needed as every story needs a super hero
I’ve been away from the /v/addock farming for rainbow rank, but what I didn’t see elsewhere are the unlocks, which are the titles>big/rainbowfor your license, and this hydra theme.Does anyone know if rainbow rank has been achieved for air ride or top ride? I’ll bet there might be a dragoon and Leo license theme for those
>>727728670KumazaKING (pbuh) disagrees and if this was HAL-developed it's rather obvious that each mainline game would've had 1 rider.
>>727729013Starman has been in more games. No one cares about your loli that only appeared in 64.
>>727730657Why? Because Sakurai said so?
>no map editorwhat were they thinking?
>>727731102Because quite literally he's the only super hero themed character in Kirby and he's been around borderline since the start. Every era where enemies could be added in, he got skipped, even Broom Hatter got a chance and both have smash trophies. Nobody has ever given Starman the chance to do Super hero stuff since nobody ever looks that deep into the guy who only gives kirby the Hi-jump which isn't in every game and from a normal point of view isn't really as useful as other powers outside of the copy copy ability because truly, that one is a special kind of abilityNot to mention, this is his first high definition model out of many years and it came right after normal people got to see why Superman was actually cool; the super hero angle was at its peak now which was the ideal time to give him the spot light Sakurai seemed to want to for at least a bit given it was Sakurai who wrote his trophy entry to begin with and Hal skips him every time
>>727729013People who want the human lolis are disingenuous and its funny to see them squirm. I'd rather have someone cooler like Bugsy whose special is to launch himself forward and m just throw some dude backwards or throw them off their machine in city trial. There is no outcry for the lack of Galacta Knight, why is that hmm?Most kirby 64 fanboys are drawthread gooners. This is a fact.
>>727731420Banned after what you did in Smash ultimate
kinda insane the adeleine upskirt paper star is STILL up
>>727731494And why should we care about any of this? Other than because Sakurai wants us and expects us to care because he said so.
>>727731732Why should anyone care about Adeline?
>>727731789Because she is a main character and has many unique and interesting attributes.
>>727731732Because some people actually want something new rather than trying to continue to force in the one off character who's only other appearances are cameos and novelties and not even that many times after usually needing to be asked for. Sakurai saw one of his prime characters underused and put him to use rather than just letting it sit there to play the safe game of use the one off rando instead of actually trying out a fun pick
>>727731873>has many unique and interesting attributes.we have like 4 characters that do what she does but better and each look better.
i do not see any active paddocks, the OP one is no longer existingso here8TY28K8008
>>727731961>safeBuzzword. Argument discarded
>>727731873She's a secondary character. She is as important as the waddle dee in kirby 64.
>>727731873>Because she is a main characterShe is a side character>and has many unique and interesting attributes.Paint Roller does everything she does and looks more interesting
>>727728376>doesn't excuseIs this that one waifufag who thinks Adeleine not being in games is a personal attack against him?
>>727732049I'm on my way in
>>727726538I want that one.
I feel like if you wanted a proper artist character and a "waifu" drawcia would have been more interesting as a pick, but this is coming from someone who would have been OK with only Kirby being playable again
>>727732064The truth stings you but that won't change anything
>>727732346If it had to be a 64 one, I'd want queen ripple. She didn't get to do anything and they never bring her back but if I'm honest, I'd love to have seen Mr. Frosty
If anyone was in 64 it should have maybe been Ribbon. Honestly I think she was excluded because Sakurai didn't want people beating the shit out of a tiny little innocent little girl fairy
>>727732251it might just be us, do you wanna do city trial with cpus?
>>727732618Sure
join da paddock, yall know you want to
>>727731538>There is no outcry for the lack of Galacta Knight, why is that hmm?Because he has a huge overlap with normal Meta Knight fans, like someone who loves Venom probably already loves Spiderman
>>727732260Maybe I'll upload it tomorrow at 5pm EST
>>727732452Queen Ripple is the most nonsense pick there is and is 100% just dumb waifu pandering. As someone who has 100 percented all these games multiple times I wouldn't even remember who the hell that character was if not for /v/ because she doesn't actually do anything. Captain Vul is unironically more memorable
How do I make the tree cry?
>>727731873>She has many unique and interesting attributes.Such as?
>>727732219No. Why would you even make that association?
>>727732095>>727732147She is part of the main protagonist gang so she is a main character. Yes this also includes the Waddle Dee in this particular game. You are starting to get it.>Paint Roller does everything she does and looks more interestingAdeleine's powers are clearly stronger and can be used in more versatile ways as shown by Star Allies.
Sorry /v/addock bros but I'm caught up with cleaning right now, otherwise I'd be online for sure. Have a de_nuke Shadow Star image for fun.
>>727733101Adeleine is just a Paint Roller knock-off. Cope.
>random dedede takes my sandbag-kun>proceed to bully him for the rest of the round>broke his machine 3 timesI feel dirty
>>727732997Zelda, Diddy Kong Racing… Mother
https://game8.jp/airrider/744989
We all know who REALLY should've been in
>>727733361thank you for the list of evil pigs in video games
>>727733402>Lololo, Cappy and Rocky in B>Dedede in ADo Ricktards really?
I didn't leave, it DC'd me, I'm coming back
the only reason Adeleine isn't playable is because upskirts would be an issue, which is why she should become a nudist to circumvent upskirt shots.
>>727733101What I get is that we have 3 of 4 which is good enough. Nobody is bitching about the lack of animal companions from dreamland 2 and 3, instead most proper fans just go "sweet, we got rick!" It wouldn't surprise me if Sakurai saw some adeleine fanart in passing and decided he didn't want to dump gas on that trashfire
I firmly believe it was bullshit I even won that race
>>727734000Sakurai bootlickers are not "proper fans". Proper fans know this roster is the real trashfire.
may have accidentally started the race
>>727734276Don't worry, air riders hates me right now so I got DC'd again anyway, by the time you guys finish I should be back
>>727734202I've been playing air ride since before you were born. The roster is just a bonus.
should i bump the cpu difficulty up to 9? at 7 currently
>>727693837Why weren't they playable in air riders, all 3 are very popular.
>>727734628because upskirts
>>727724289>Best special?dedede or rickgo fast is all you need in a special, damage is worthless because other people are likely also specialing and thus invulnerable to hitstun>Worst special?susieshort, barely improves your speed, handling bonus rarely matters
>>727734202Agreed. The correct roster would have been 50 kirby alt colors.
>>727734528Bump it. Anything to make them less passive
>>727732346nah i rather have her sisteri want to shift my fingers though paintras brush thighs (are they thighs? eh no matter if you think so or not there must be millions of bristles in there they must be so soft)>>727732924despite loving the nerd queen i fully agree i would love to play captain vul if i got the game (not buying a whole console for just 1 game)also heavy lobster should have been a legendary air ride machine (if he does get added in a update just know anytime i do get heavy lobster im gonna target every susie player on site cause heavy lobster should have been in robobot ) note i REALLY doubt theres gonna be an update to this game so i know it isnt gonna happen.
>have 2 leo parts>find the guy who has the third one>hit him 3 times>nothing happens>he hits me once>opponent completed leo!genuinely do not understand why people like this shitty rng mode
Retirement = ON
HOW DID I LOSE SKYDIVE BY LIKE 18 (EIGHTEEN) POINTS
>>727733402why do people rate rick so high? I really haven't looked at the stats yet. Also I don't know what all the specials do still.
>>727735104hehehayellow waddle dee CLEARS
>>727734842no its just because sakurai, none of those characters have ever even gotten a sticker in smash, like they don't exist
>>727734395I've been an Adochad before you knew who Sakurai was, zoomie.
what do people do with this game mostly, city trial?
I should be able to instantly get off my machine with the press of a single button instantly and it should be instant and activate instantly without any delay and it should have absolutely no overlap with any other buttons and work instantly and not do anything else but remove me from machine instantly.
>>727734628Sakurai hates them, that's it.
>>727734959Heavy lobster should be a city boss if anything. Keep the machines original
>>727732913Can you do it even later? I waaaaageee
>>727735452I'm 35. If you retards kept your mouth shut about wanting to use the little girls as an onahole then maybe Sakurai wouldn't hate them
>>727735770Hmmmm no also using specials when a machine is in a 50m radius shouldn’t be possible either
I'm surprised no one mentioned the fact the Crystal Shard is in the game (along with Magman, Pix although it's his TD incarnation, and of course, 02)
i wanna fuck that pink scarfy with bunny ears
>>727736315ado fags mentioned it constantly when the game released
>>7277360608pm EST is as late as I'll go.
>>727736235So? You probably have known who Masahiro (dead to the ameripiggus who ask for Waluigi) Sakurai is for less than 4 weeks.
>>727735351He tends to grow fond of characters after putting a new spin on them, maybe he should give her a redesign like a g-string bikini or something
>>727731727100% someone snitched on nipnap then
>>727736414Alright, I can work with that.>>727733402Susie that low?
It's just 2 of us, do you want a city trial 1v1 or with CPUs?
NVM, good games all. To the guy who had 2 hydra parts, yes I may have had leo but I also didn't want you to have the parts. It was as petty as you might think
>>727736315This is undeniable proof of Sakurai's spitefulness.
>>727736581nipnap was banned? i thought i played with him yesterday
My nephew works at Nintendo. This is the next rider.
So what happens when your 'special' machines get taken down from reports. Do you just get banned from the entire game or just online?
>>727736581The Sonicscum anon has told several times that he only lurks here to be a snitch.
Does offense increase how much you hit with copy abilities and non copy offensive stuff?
>>727737283Your Switch 2 is bricked.
>>727733402I only trust Mew2King. He actually plays the game 24/7, talks to high level Japanese players and got Rainbow first before most people did. He's also a data autist.https://youtu.be/bEAL28XZH1o?t=15040
>>727735698At least for me its my main mode. I haven't even bothered with Road Trip either. I just unlocked ricked and I was good to go.
>>727737338That's a falseflagger trying to start in fighting, it's just some dork who thinks being a fan of Susie (or Ado) makes you trans, he's been in /kdg/ for months
>>727737489>Sakurai adds Starman to the game>Starman is apparently S tier100% courage prevailshttps://youtu.be/z7DpGuj5vvA?si=Hh6j_7PyvPkCNEHqFunny how this video actually came true
>>727737338Seems like it.
>>727737795>Galactic Nova getting owned meme is back
>>727737338If that were true why would someone who hates this game buy it? think for 2 seconds here.
>>727737489I always forget that unlike most smelees. M2K actually has something interesting about them outside of smashfaggotry.
>>727737930Furries and especially those into Sonic have two things in spades, money and pettyness.
>>727737489It's a casual party game also Marx is hilariously bad in city trial
Would i get banned for this?I think itw subtle enough to get by
>>727738405Took me a minute to figure it out. Maybe.
/v/addock still up?
>>72773840560% chance yes
>>727737489Rocky us unironically too low
rocky ult takes so unbelievably long that I have no clue how you homies ever land it. it feels like a worse yellow kirby ult on all fronts
>>727738405That's genuinely the most explicit thing I've seen on here so far lmfao
>>727738519should still be >>727732049
>>727737489Smashfags are shit at understanding game design and balance. Nothing they say matters.
>>727738405Why are the hands brown?
>>727738668Well first they calculate the stars in the sky, the day of the week, and then the fps. Then they use this info to read your next input and if they can't they subliminally make you move to the direction they want by brainwashing you with superior brain power
is beating people in city trial who have legendary machines the only way to get legendary gummies? I have 2 dragoons but thats it.on a side note, which gummy looks the yummiest? for me its GOTTA be the bull tank>>727738756you know why
Post stars!
>finally get done with cleaning for the day>paddocks are no longer liveDamn it, well maybe in the next couple of weeks with people being off from work and all of that we can get another one going.
>>727738729It's gone
>>727739053we can open another, give me a sec to eat my sub
>>727737489>american>smash autist >baldyeah no thanks
>>727738668People are retards and typically gather around dynablade so it's easy
>>727737174>>727736581is he actually banned from playing completely, not just design shit? that's fucked up
>>727739246>downplaying Rocky mains
>>727739294which one is nipnap? what were some of their machines?
>>727738834For me, it's the raspberry wheelie
>>727739374nipnap is the nigger-doo who did the lewd susie machines
>>727738668You have to unironically jumpscare niggas with it. I pop it and run into someone so they don’t see it coming. Or drop down from a high place.
>>727739546>nipnap is the nigger-doodoesn't help
>>727739174Okay cool, will be on standby.
1M61VCSame Password: 8008
>>727739294He’s not banned, I remember him posting the warning he got from Nintendo a couple days after he posted his susie machines. A lot of people suspected it was a snitch cause it was perfectly fine for a while. Now considering the ado upskirt machine has been up for days, im really starting to think it was a snitch,
>>727739805the ado machine >>727731727 is extremely subtle compared to all the lewd susie machines, to be fairits not at all in your face like pic related was
>>727738834>is beating people in city trial who have legendary machines the only way to get legendary gummies?I don't think so. I have far too many legendary gummies compared to the amount of times I've beat them.For example I have 4 gigantes gummies and only beat him once in stadium. I think you maybe sometimes get the gummy just for GETTING the legendary machine or something.
>>727739719The waddle doo in that gif of susie giving blowjobs to kawasaki and rick
>>727739778Sorry for the slight delay, joining now.
>susiejobPass>MachinejobHarder than Rocky
>>727739778Tried the passcode, that didn't seem to be it. Can you check it real quick?
>>727740370I may have fucked up, it's 8000, apparently nintendo thought it funny to let me touch 8 the second time but instead fat finger the 0 while showing me 8>>727739778Code is different: 8000
>>727738834>is beating people in city trial who have legendary machines the only way to get legendary gummies?I just got one in an offline match of Dragoon. I was the one on Dragoon.
Do you want CPUs since it's 3 people or do you just want to run this as 3 people? It's gonna be level 9s either way
>>727740602I prefer no CPUs.
>>727740602>>727740663Seconding
>>727738902brird
>>727737489He only plays ranked city trial where you get at max 3 other players against you, so he can farm shit with marx with no worries because there's no other players basically.
One of you badly needs to move closer to your router.
>>727740890>ranked city trial where you get at max 3 other players against youSeems like a silly way to play. This game is really not balanced well for only 4 people imo.
>>727741070I'm gonna set up my small network switch so that I can have two Ethernet connections, will brb.
>do a team match>suddenly get 20 powerups out of nowhere>no event is going on and i didn't hit anything or anyonenever seen that before at all, what the fuck
I forgot to turn off the CPUs for air ride and apparently god decided I deserved to be DC'd from the race for it>>727741417Happens when you're doing bad, it's the game pitty siytem
>>727740869bird up?
>>727741524no it can't fly so it's generally bird down
>>727741325Still happening without you in the race. It's either the host or me, and things worked fine for me online earlier today. (I'm on ethernet)
rex wheelie is so good for stadiums. sucks in early city trial but later on i get so many kills and win all derby or race stadiums.
>>727741517I was 1 minute into the match and wasn't even doing bad tho
>>727741607I'll host next and we'll cut that issue out completely. Just got everything set back up.
>>727737489my counter argumentshe is baldalso, he rocks in his chair constantlyyellow waddle dee SSS rank
>>727710879heh nice
We can just wait till the other guy sets if you'd like, I have genuinely nothing to do anyway
>>727726263cute>>727726538CUTE
idk if the guy that wanted a Bass.EXE ride is in here, but I'm posting my updated listings.I'm kinda mixed on these new ones, Flutter is a disappointment mostly, and Bass I half like what I did and half don't. I think Rex Wheelie was kind of a bad choice but also allowed me to do some neat things so idk.
I was on 18 Glide and -1 Weight that stadium, would have been an unseen height if we did a flight heavy stadium at the end.
How many people are in the paddlock?
>>7277432705 atm
>>7277432706
>>727710997Yeah.... assuming Sakurai doesnt just limit himself to lock out uploading content in the next smash. this will be the absolute last time he will implement this kind of customization in any of his games.
>just now realizing the rails in city trial have quick exits if you hold left or right What the fuck Oh my god this is so helpful
>>727726263>>727726538ok, these are STILL dirty, but WAY more tasteful than the shitting anus ones.
>>727742442Not that guy but that Bass design is really cool.
>>727738405that is not subtle at all
>>727743573somebody didn't watch the directslook at this POSER
What a leo match
>Leo skydiving
>>727743884I had fun during the trial portionI also missed the hint because I got the SHOOPDAWHOOP cannon
Who tf making the fart kart
>>727742005Yes, he is bald.Yes, he rocks back and forth like an autist.I find it embarassing and annoying too.But he is one of the 5 gods of Melee and Smash in general, and one of the few non-pedo goodhearted souls in that scene. You should not judge people like that, only judge them by their merit. You being an autist also on /v/ you ought to know better.His words hold a lot of weight. He KNOWS what he's talking about, he actually plays the game a lot so he has the receipts which is more than what you can say about the fucking kneejerk game8 people, Verlisify (lol) or any random shitter here on /v/.Also, if you actually bothered to hear him out you'd see that he actually thinks Waddle Dee is pretty good and almost comparable to Cappy.Naturally however, discussion of tier lists everywhere online will bring lots of butthurt and seething, because people get emotional when they see their mains are not objectively superior. That being said, he also says the balance is really close and you can win with anyone (Minus the red and blue Kirby).
I'm gonna do one more because I still have coffee mugs I need to wash
>>727726538>the weight symbol for her topAmazing.
>>727739805and now the Ado machine is down, especially after someone spent a portion of the thread ragging on her and someone posted it here, curious.
Last one for me as well, my eyes are burning now. It appears work was worst on me than I assumed
>DC'd once againI'll kill John nintendo for cord jiggling
Paddock still going?
>>7277450525 still in1M61VC8000
>>727744772Its still up, i just checkedI dont think nintendo could respond to a report this quickly anyways.I wont post the code because if there is a griefer here, well they would report it... but its def on the board still, i see it right now as im typing this
>>727745263Ah my bad, i'm blind, it really is subtle that i missed it on the list
The bounty still stands a whopping possible $2>>727725894
>>727710879I bought it and now I'm gonna make a slight edit to pass it off as my own original idea.
I know >reddit, but this is legitimately interestinghttps://www.reddit.com/r/Kirby/comments/1pfdojs/i_have_proven_that_kirby_is_still_roughly_8/Air Riders is scaled so Kirby is still 8 inches tall>>727732346I also would have been okay with and even actively wanted a a roster like the original game's with just 6-7 extra special bonuses like dedede and metaknightBut Adeleine was absolutely on that list of 6-7>>727740890>>727741078doesn't ranked still fillthe lobby with CPUs to fill in missing slots?
>>727746829Yeah but CPUs dont do shit like going for the sky islands
>>727706191I’m on the final level of it. Then I’ll finish road trip, I have only done one level in that mode. I don’t even have Rick unlocked.
I miss how if you got hit by a machine if you're walking on the ground you got chucked and flying all over the place, in this game you barely get dented.
>>727748405You still get knocked down and it’s annoying. Not as bad as the original though. Was funny.
>>727711581>why did they forget to give wheelie bike any downsidesIt doesn't fly and has shit drifting, those are already big downsides.
Checking a Japanese stream now and the experience is night and day compared to for us gaijin. Near instant matchmaking with zero bots.
>>727724276Hop Star is underrated in general. You have to learn how to jump and goombastomp shit properly and it'll destroy boxes and kill people fast. Plus hopping lets you skip around the map easily if you know what you're doing.
>>727748752>It doesn't flyname one course where this is relevant>shit driftingoh you just don't play the gameit barely loses any speed while charging, it is absolutely ridiculous at drifting
>see someone have rainbow rank>he has much less global win power than me that's just indigo rankhuh? how?
Hop Star is alright but copy abilities do better than slamming unless you’re in a boss fight because spamming hop from the start is very effective.
>>727748929He probably got it like a week or two ago.
Come one guys, please play ranked with me. I’m getting nobody else.
>>727711581>it just straight up does every course like 3-4 seconds faster than every other machineI think you're just shit with other machines because Rocket, Jet, and Transform are being used to set records more than any wheelie.
>>727751816it's 2 AM anon i'm going to bed
MDragoonJ please get on ranked city trial
I’m disappointed in you, Jonathan. Bringing a vampire star to air glide when you saw me fly to the flying island you failed to reach. Big Battle was right there, too.
>>727751816>>727752568How do you party up for ranked?
>>727754340You can’t. Just do ranked lobbies, they’re so dead right now.
>>727751932soft
I see a good variety of players each time I queue, I think it's just weird how it finds players because of ranks
Oh my goodness gracious I just tied with a bot
>>727737174>>727739294Nah, I'm not banned (thankfully) I just haven't been very active on the paddocks or these threads lately since I've been busy>>727739374I was the anon from last weekend who made all those Susie Star designs for all the different machines. I showcased all of the ones I made at the time in a gooner garage I held during the paddock. Though I guess my magnum opus would be the one from pic related that got some traction on Twitter>>727736581Anyways, yeah, I'm positive some faggot lurking in these threads snitched on me when I uploaded all my machines in 5-10 minute intervals last week, since I got an email for each of my machines like a whole day later. I've been working on more machines as well since then despite that, though I'm still thinking on how to distribute them to you guys on here since I'm 9 emails in on just warnings, and don't know how many more I wanna risk until I get an actual ban.I can probably hop on the /v/addock tomorrow and showcase my stars though in another Susie Gooner Garage for any of the anons who didn't get to see them>>727725894Also I know I'm late to this, but that looks like it could be fun to make, so I'll take the bounty and show my results to you tomorrow anon
The fact that i cant get off my vehicle instantly with the press of a single button instantly in an instant with a single button press is horseshit. Its fucking horseshit and it causes so many problems. The game REFUSES to allow me to get off my vehicle if there is a single vehicle in a 10 mile raduis. It just forces you on to a random vehicle you DIDNT FUCKING ASK TO LOCK ON TO AT ALL AND DOESNT KET YOU GET OFF FOR NO FUCKING REASON IT HORSESHIT LET ME HAVE CONTROL LET ME HAVE CONTROL LET ME CONTROL MY FUCKING CHARACTER STOP FUCKING OVERLAPPING ALL THE CONTROLS STOP STO STOP OVERLAPPING THE CONTROLS JUST LET ME GET OFF MY VEHICLE INSTANTLY WITH A SINGLE BUTTON PRESS INSTANTLY LET ME HAVE CONTROL STOP TAKING MY CONTROL AWAY FROM ME FOR NO REASON
>>727756359The glory hole sign star was up for 8 minutes, got all of two downloads and still got flagged.Someone here is almost certainly reporting shit for fun.As an aside, keep on rocking Susie Star anon, your work is great!
>>727756359>though I'm still thinking on how to distribute them to you guys on here since I'm 9 emails in on just warnings, and don't know how many more I wanna risk until I get an actual ban.I don't like the implication of this because if it might lead to a discord, then that almost always kills reoccurring fun threads, and just to avoid one salty Sonic cunt on top of that.
Yay.
>>727756359>that pic>complaining about what people do with their fake moneyI don't understand the purpose of this. Let people have their fun instead of chastising them.
>>727760004He's joking, it shows he purchased it himself.
>>727728376humans simply don't mesh well with the Kirby world
>>727731102>>727731732Sakurai's series Sakurai's game
>Kirby Melee>Magolor>get special>sit in centre and turn slowlyyupi'm gaming
>>727756950this one was the faggot christcuck sjw because it was made to spite him
>>727761569>the faggot christcuck sjwThat's certainly a combination of conflicting terms.
>>727746829>rick is the size of a regular hamster >daroach is the size of a regular mouse >susie is too small to even use as an onahole
>>727762125Zoomzoom, christians were the original social justice warriors trying to ruin fun in games back in the 90s & 2000s
>>727762226Sorry, unc, but it's not 1992 anymore. The Catholic Church coined the term social justice in response to the rise of Marxism, insisting it would be unjust for the government to come in and take the property away from the bourgeoisie.
>>727762987Jesuits coined the term well before marxism existed, they were the first social justice warriors
>>727758996Congrats, I feel like I should just sit down and grind one of the modes to rainbow rank but I’ve been spreading my play time everywhere. I’m still only at green for all three modes.>>727756359I appreciate the hustle but if it’s too much of a risk and you’re at 9 emails, I’d say just play it safe.
>>727748851I think I’ll try sticking with the hop star for a bit and see how it goes. I always like how it feels to move and boost with it, but then I freak tf out when my spin is gone even when I can tell jumping might be just as useful.
>>727737489why is he rocking back and forth like a schizo the entire time
>>727764173He's dashdancing
Are team battle stadiums separated randomly or does it try to keep weak and strong machines apart?
>>727765116I don't think it tries to do anything and if it does it fails at it. People's stats, machines and individual skill vary so much that balancing it out is a silly idea.
>>727765116 Pretty sure it's just a slot machine every time. One round your team’s all S-rank wheelies, next round you're babysitting a triple setter with no engine upgrades. I’ve had matches where one side got two Buckshots and a Rex Wheel while the other team’s out there on flight stars like it’s a school field trip. Definitely doesn’t feel like there’s a “skill spread” system in place.
yuro hours are so dead
>>727763152The first use of the term "social justice" was contemporary with Marx. Within a few years of the manifesto.Point being, the term as it has been historically used by Christians has nothing to do with its contemporary use by atheist leftists.
>>727769504now you're just lying lmao
>>727754875Ranked lobbies? You can make paddocks that affect your rank?
Hold on I think I’m starting to see the vision with hop star
>>727756359Do you have a Vampire Star decal? I need one and all the ones I've seen are meh.
>>727769951>the term Social Justice was first used in the 1840s>Communist Manifesto published in the 1840sHowever, Catholic teaching on Social Justice is mainly derived from Rerum Novarum, by Leo XIII which condemns Marxism as well as the excesses of capitalism.
>>727770560So Catholics are the original social justice warriors, thanks for confirming that.
>>727769372Yuros hate all things that are good in this world, like freedom of speech, not getting raped, and Kirby games.
>>727770987Trully a cursed race not fit to be allowed to exist.
>>727771347All the good ones were either killed in WW1+2 or fled to America
>>727771476Fled to get mutted outtruly Japan is the only human nation left
>>727771347>TrullyBrownoid hands wrote this post
>jumped over the diverging path section with the small corridors in magma flows Okay, I didn’t know hop star was like that
Anyone up for a paddock soon?
>>727696124Zero chance anons in the Americas will be playing for long. Dismal sales.
Why does Whispy exist?Just to suffer?
>>727771912Sure
>>727772030It feels like he should have had some event around him.
>>727772232I'll host one at the top of the hour, unless someone else does.
>>727771963>Anons who already bought the game will stop playing with other anons who already bought the game due to all the people who didn't buy the game
Paddock has been opened.JPPT9T6669
>>727697229>>727728861>>727699516>>727697415kys agp peach tranny
4/32 paddock
i want to play in handheld but i keep crashing sadly
I'll join a bit later
im so fucking ass at gourmet race
>people fighting over legendaries when stadium is gourmet race
>>727772030I was wondering that too. Does he drop anything if you attack him? Can you land on his head? Does he give you stats when you do a thing for him? Why is he there?
I collected a lot of flight and still got 0 points in target flight. Dang hydra charge time
>>727776950you get a checklist spot for killing himthat's itsame as the first game
>.7 seconds
stay away from the gigantes retards
If you don't know how not to die just stay away and fire plasma or something.
>>727730985Ado's been in games before 64 and after it, Starman secondary.
Leo with no speed suckssssss
>no one chose the battle
>no one chose grind rail panic We should probably make it random for now so we all fit in an event. And we can get screwed over together
>>727780632Alright, i'll set it to random next game.
>pick up a tank >air gliderMany such cases
>>727781957>switch from battle chariot to warp star last minute>2nd placeMade the right choice
>>727781957I beat 3 people in a battle chariot. I'm happy.
>>727781957the opposite is also true>pick up paper star>dustup derby
>>727733517i want my nigga spinni in
thanks for the games
Tied for first with jet star nice
Its too bad Ribbon didn't get in. Would have been cool to see her have a crystal gun special
It's too bad Fairy Queen didn't get in. Would have been cool to see her ??? special.
Are burgers still not fucking awake yet?
>>727785221They're too busy shitposting to play video games.
>>727773873still not joining the satanic number paddock you retarded tranny. you're killing the /v/eekends on purpose.
>>727785828
I'll make a few games with only races for stadium, if no one objects.
>>7277862408008 or bust, buddymaybe even 1337
https://xcancel.com/purple_kumaguma/status/1997348364728631388
>>727784465If ribbon helped her fly around while she started shooting the crystal like in the 02 fight, it would have been kino
FUCKI would have won but I got stuck on a wall.
>>727786251I’m cool with that
>>727786681Ribbon's white panties.
>>727785828Being transphobic is Satanic, anon.
>>727786815looks like a diaper
Why did you guys pick Nebula Belt?
>>727787060Huh
There was no way I was wining that I got killed like 4 times.
Are you fucking kidding me, I rolled sleep two times in a row
>>727787248i didn't choose that but i get it why: no enemies so if you have high speed it's perfect for you
>>727785828get filtered christcuck
Post characters who have more of a chance of getting in than ado
>>727787385This is a hardcore catholic IP tho.
Oh, no roulette. I wish it would let you choose that rather than tying it to number of participants.
>>727787367It's a boring course though
>>727787605Kirby is for boy molesters?
>>727787871He said catholics, not protestants.
>>727787871Why bring up Public School Teachers?
>>727784465who?
>>727773873Based satanic loliconanon
>>727787871Nah, that's what Sonic is there for.
who is setting the matches to 3 mins
>play after work at midnight or so est>Japan is usually awake so way less bots
How the hell did I lose two hydra pieces when I was big
>>727788973look at butterfingers over here
>>727788912I feel shorter games a better suited to races to not make them to short themselves with too overpowered machines. I'll go back to all stadiums after this anyway now that we have more people.
I wanted to keep fighting that Leo lmao
13/32 in paddock
>>727746821It's all yours my friend :smile:
>>727785828do you have a melty every time you get the devil star?
why does everyone draw susie with legs and titsshe is clearly a sexy floating bowling pin
Give me about an hour, I’ll be right back
>almost everyone chooses dedede boss
>>727785221>>727785778Sorry, I am playing through Dream Collection on my Wii. I loved the 3DS games as a kid, and I played Dream Land 1 and Adventure on VC, but I hadn't played the others yet.
>>727789497>WHY>WON'T >YOU >DIE?
>>727790649That’s my dad
>>727790853>STANDING HERE
>Leo in the last 30 seconds>Kirby MeleeHaha, yes. I'll back out on a high note. Have to wageslave soon.
>>727790853>He hardens in response to physical trauma.Really, Waddle-Doo's special doesn't do much damage to players; it's better at killing enemies on track and just hitting players for the speed-boost.
Hydra gummy yummy.
>.02 difference in beam passage
I'll join in like an hour
>finally getting close to a full game>everyone starts leavingSTOP
>formula with 19 top speednothin personnel
gigantes doesn't give enough time
Literally the last 10 seconds Gigantes has to rape me.
It was a good attempt.
>>727794191The two best performers were WINGED STARS
Enable cpu we have no players
Oh cool the thread survives
>>727794650No.
>>727732924Queen Ripple at least let the Crystal Shard loose and alerted Ribbon fairy to leave the planet to eventually save everyone, even in ripple's lack of screentime
Alright im back
>>727782994Is this abbuy or a girl? I thought girl when Ibplayed Sqeak Squad as a youngling.
>>727797048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR6UiSNHT3w
the time has come
>>727725894Hey, back again. Worked a little bit on this anon's request and wanted to share it if he's still in this thread before it dies.>>727763586Honestly that's the direction I'm leaning in since I think I'd rather just share the My Machine designs with you guys in the /v/addocks than risk any more reports from fags lurking in this thread that hate fun.>>727757103Plus I'd rather kill myself than fuck with a shitscord if it's just gonna be for star designs.>>727770459I've actually been having a bit of trouble thinking of a design for the Vampire Star surprisingly since I haven't really come up with anything good that could take advantage of the giant circle. I don't have anything done with it yet, but it is one I've been coming back to work on it.>>727756950Also thanks for the compliment anon! I remember seeing your glory hole design a few threads ago when you originally posted it and felt sad that I couldn't get it at the time. Really good design though! Love how well you recreated the art style!
Damn you guys are major sweat
>>727797682I'm still here, looking perfect!
>>727797682return of the king
>>727798023I was a wimp before I entered the /v/addocks, but now I’m a jerk and everyone loves me
>>727798023And that's why these paddocks aren't as fun as they could be. I don't want to sweat outside of ranked. And since I no longer have any reason to play ranked I'm left out of good options.
What the fuck is being a sweat in air riders even supposed to mean? Are you buttblasted that you might actually get killed in a match? That people are actively getting upgrades instead of mindlessly driving in circles?
>>727797682This is damn nice. Wish I could download it but I get not wanting to risk a ban.
>>727799476Who's calling you a sweat?
>>727797682Anything is better than shitcord, i'm proud of you for keeping these threads active despite that one cunt trying to ruin it. These threads have been super fun!
Training up my reaction time currently. Haven't played in days.
What're you guy's thoughts on Team Relays?
>>727799476Try Harding with your route optimization and shit
>>727797682>>727800014plus there's nothing to stop the christian sonic guy from joining a discord anyway knowing he's likely a daily regular
>>7277994761. Rushing crystals for stats2. Using the hydra to destroy another legendary you found/completed3. Playing only a meta character4. Rushing sky islands and only picking flight stadiums every single game5. Rushing damage and Chariot every single game6. Breaking any machine that spawns for another player that you just killed7. Breaking the "best" machines at the 'machines have spawned' event8. Breaking good machines for a stadium you or everyone else knows is coming after the round9. Doing the boost bug at any given Air Glide stadium10. Doing any glitched shortcut on Air Ride matchIf you do any of these outside of ranked you are a sweaty boy.
>>727800231they embarrass me because people will see my terrible driving
>>727799476playing rickplaying malagorplaying starman
>>727800417>>9. Doing the boost bug at any given Air Glide stadium>10. Doing any glitched shortcut on Air Ride matchWhat do you mean by this?
I forgot there was a wall on the waterfall
>>727800534kekolor is bottom tier
>>727800417>2. Using the hydra to destroy another legendary you found/completedgoing out of your way to collect every legendary just to destroy them
>>727800231I like em, getting embarrassed in it made me get better at air ride
>>727800534>Playing a super hero is sweating now
Going for a food break after this round
>>727800417>9. Doing the boost bug at any given Air Glide stadiumThere's an Air Glide bug? I only know of the original with Bulk Star. https://youtu.be/QJW_Otuac3w
>>727800669only grey kirb is bottom tier
>>727801021There is.
Are legendary parts only in green boxes, rare boxes, and the islands/Halberd?
>>727801739They can be in Red boxes as well, just like the original.
How does completing legendaries work in team battles? Like if your teammate has a part of the same machine as you, you're just getting denied the chance to complete it?
>>727802348Whoever grabs the last piece gets the machine. Yes it's retarded and rewards stalling.
>>727802348If anyone on your team has two pieces, whoever collects the last piece gets the machine.
