So Jay, what did you think about Metroid Prime 4?
Well Mike I thought it was borderline experimental.
People are being goofy about the NPC thing. I'm most of the way through Volt Factory and the NPCs are the same shit as Prime 3.
>>727697653Pre-handsom Jay and pre-obese Mike were peak.
Well I didn't hate it...
DID YOU KNOW THAT METROID PRIME 4 TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE?
Why the fuck would I know? Ask Rich.
rich is the kind of guy who "fucking loves science"
>>727697653Sometimes I get so burnt out on yt slop, then I go watch two boomers talk about shit in the most basic way imaginable for current content standards, and its pure comfy kino.
"I think it's neat Metroids are used as a form of mind control""That's because you're a creepy sex pervert"
>>727699194IT TOOK THEM LONGER TO MAKE METROID PRIME 4 THAN IT TOOK THEM TO BUILD THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA!
mike stoklasa if he real
When's the next Marilyn Manson or Bloodhound Gang song lyrics trivia quiz show, Mike?
i saw darth vaaaaader
>>727699984That's right, Jay.
>>727699841That's not MikeThis is
>>727697653>"*chuckles* Yeah, wow, it's just--Well, first off, Rich really should be the one talking right now--""FUCK that nerd shit.">*laughs* What I mean is that I, I really don't have a personal attachment to the Metroid franchise, as a whole.""Right.">"So, like, I'm just viewing it from the perspective of what I've picked up as cultural osmosis from--okay, full disclosure to our audience: Neither me or Mike play video games.""Video games are for NEEEEERDS.">"We don't play Minecraft, we don't play Five Nights at Freddy's, we don't play Pac-Man. We just, we just don't play video games, like, at all.""Right, right.">"But, hey, Rich said 'ehh, it's pretty good', and he knows about all this crap, y'know, video games, superheroes--""A LOT of people were mad at him about the Superman recommendation.">*laughing*"'IT'S A FUCKING SQUIRREL, JUST MOVE ON!!'">"So you're saying that Rich has bad taste in video games?""Well, I mean... Pff... Previously Recorded ain't still around, so, I mean, c'mon...!">"Well, then I have good news, Mike, because I actually agree with you because I thought Metroid Prime 4 was FUCKING AWFUL!!"*wheezes* [camera freeze frames mid-wheeze]>"I didn't understand a fucking thing that was happening, which baffles me because of how straightforward the game was, it felt 'bad' to control, which makes no goddamn sense since it's a fucking kids game, and I have no idea who the fuck this guy following me is, and I just didn't care--It's awful, it's genuinely, genuinely awful.""Yeah... yeah, well--">"I mean, if you like these kinds of games, it's fine, I guess.""Right--">"Like I said, I don't play video games, so, maybe this is one of the reasons why, 'cause I sure didn't get it.""Well, I mean... I've played a bit of Metroid. Like the really old ones, with the pixel graphics, where you're moving the guy left or right--">"Oh, well, Samus is a girl.""What?">"Yeah, Samus is a girl.""... They made Metroid 'WOKE'?!">*laughing*
>>727700124Wait, I thought the whole "step on me" thing was a jokePeople actually do this?
>>727699405Of all the bad things about PreRec that was the worst, Rich Evans being a total fag.
>>727700486Anon, the world is a freaky fucked up place. If you thought this was fake, please continue to stay innocent. You are too pure for this world.
>>727700264oh fuck I can hear it
>>727700264aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>727700552>>727700552PreRec is great because it shows just how much effort both Mike and Jay put into editing videos so Rich seems like an affable loser instead of the snide, absolute bastard he actually is.
If it makes fun of white guys, Jay would praise it.
>>727700919Good, pasty motherfuckers the lot of em
>>727700486Mike has very specific tastes.
>>727700264Mike is not THAT annoying. At least now, I think he's entering the quiet resignation phase of the alcoholic lifestyle.
>>727700919Top right panel looks like Contra Hard Corps stage, where evil professor crossbreed monsters.
>>727700124Porn has ruined my brain. This shit looks so unappealing done irl.
>>727700919What created the liberal and why it is the most dogmatically zealous of all Satan's creatures?
>>727700919What's the context for this? When did he get upset at frolicking naked women?
>Well Mike, I fucking hated it.I didn't think it was that bad.>Weeeell, maybe I didn't hate it.
>>727701432Mike is incredibly annoying in the first five minutes to both play the bit and get it all out of his system, and then remains level-headed throughout the rest of Half in the Bag.
>>727701531>dogmatically zealous of all Satan's creatures?That's the average rightoid
>>727701590I dunno, he laughs at women dying and foul shit. Like most of the crew, they don't enjoy scenes where women get raped like every low budget movie they endure. People think this makes them woke because their coombrains are fried
>>727701774It's crazy how weebs can't understand rape is something most people are programmed by nature to find repulsive. "Erm why are you fine with murder but not with rape" because murder doesn't send completely mixed signals to the part of the brain that carries out your main biological function, retard.
>>727697653>Mentions how the plot is too similar to an episode of Star Trek
>>727701590They do a couple of times. The Item is a prominent one where jack says it. To be fair, it's a very american thing to okay violence and death of any kind, but be appaled by fucking and nudity. I think both shouldnt be glorified for a multitude of reasons, mostly numbness towards them due to constant exposure. It's not like the women are forced to be in these movies, they want the money and get famous, so there is no need to stick up for them and play white knight in hindsight (my new bandname). ESPECIALLY because they never name the jews behind these perverted shenanigans
>>727701964>because murder doesn't send completely mixed signals to the part of the brain that carries out your main biological functionrape was the most common form of reproduction before courting. actually, rape is still the most common if we consider the animal kingdom outnumbering all humans easily. rape is natural (as is murder and killing)
>>727702275this d00d thinks he's a hairless ape LMAO
>>727697653>special segment where they read slected scan visor data from throughout the series in an incredulous tone
>>727697653Mike, it's only been out for day.
>>727702275>rape was the most common form of reproduction before courting.That doesn't mean that the one being raped likes it. When cats or wolves fuck each other the female often straight up attacks the male soon after. Just like you think it's nature for a man to rape, then it is also nature for a woman to want to regulate who she should bear the progeny of
>>727702154if you can't listen to someone criticize a shitty exploitation movie without a DA JEW DA JEWS DA JEWS klaxon going off in your head, that's your own problem
>>727702275Anime boy spotted
>>727701774I remember when they watched Killing American Style and the mood took a massive hit when the protag's wife got raped. I think when it came to vote everyone hated it, Jay was the only one who didn't seem to have a problem with it.
>>727701774If it was only rape or when breen and the likes makes a creepy sex scene it'd be whatever but I remember multiple times they got all upset about boobs showing.
>>727705918>but I remember multiple times they got all upset about boobs showing.Probably because it mostly happens during rape scenes and because sleazy directors want to see tits, or both.
>>727703846its true though
>>727702734>That doesn't mean that the one being raped likes iti didnt imply otherwise, smartass anon i replied to said it is programmed by nature to find repulsive, which isnt true, otherwise it wouldnt happen. thats why some women have rape fantasies and find violent and dangerous men erotic, contrary to wimps and limpwrits being a major ick-factor. this is factual, natural and logical.
>>727706243Yeah, 'cause there's nothing sleazy about the exploitation slasher violence Jay's big on.
>>727700853It's interesting now watching the early Rich Evans appearances and seeing his true self come out in bits they can't edit around. They did a phenomenal job, and it all got pissed away because AIDSmoby begged Rich Evans to help him become a video game streamer.
>>727705918Yeah I've also seen ones where Josh, the most openly sjw, even to the point of making the rest of them cringe at him for it, voted for a movie to win "because boobs"Honestly the only one I've seen who just gets upset by the mere existence of tits is that comics faggot who couldn't stop sucking off Nighthawk.
>>727708565Yes and no. Most of the people who watch RLM are also watching other YT channels related to movies, not video games, as per Mike and Jay. I'd wager as little as 20% of their 1.6M subs ever watched PreRec. It's not unlike their George Foreskin Grill advertisement video, or their review Diamond Cobra and White Fox, or the entire episode with Max Landis.
Does anyone have the old Mike stoklasa comics?
>>727701432he finally got humbled by impressions josh, babababaaaa
>>727697653>from behind the camera>"it was AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS"
>>727709739They're on the archive.
>>727701624Every fucking time
>>727701678that's just the drunken stupor that persists until they have to end the episode abruptly once he gets wasted enough to start getting loud and even stupider than before
>>727710132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsTW3YV-VBY
>>727701774Don't act like you are tough for being able to stomach gore if you freak out every time you see boobs. It makes you look like a bitch.
>>727699405As opposed to a cheeto-voting, fairytale book believing tax-exempter?
Dropped these fags when they said Star Wars Episode 7 was good
VERYCOOL
>>727711408Very coolVery cool
>>727697653>I don't know Mike, I don't play videogames because I'm not a nerd>YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT JAY. BUNCH OF LOSERS. How about we talk about Star Trek?>I don't know Mike. Star Trek is ->I dare you to say another word>I would love to Mike!
