>there are people that chose the one on the right
>>727698570Yes, people like me.
>used goods vs pure maid
>>727698570>there are people that chose the one on the rightLiterally me.
>>727698570>Erika Harlacher vs Michelle RuffI want it Ruff, if you know what I mean.
>>727698570Haru is the superior choice.
>>727698570Right looks like she has a personality
>>727698570I picked the gremlin so Sojiro can stop worrying I got this unc
left is high maintenance and right is desperate enough to do your laundry
>beautiful model with emotional intelligence and actually insecure about her life choices>bitter Millennial woman who keeps fucking up her life, stuck in dead end job and working constantly, starving for any attention without dignity
>>727698570Karbuitt's art is ugly. She's been drawing for years and hasn't improved at all.
>>727698570middle aged women are in high demand!
>>727698570i chose tae
>Left>offers absolutely no services at all>Right>gives you a massage>does your laundry>makes you coffee
Ann is a lot of fun but her confidant sucks and doesnt even feel particularly romantic. Kawakami is laidback and has the right amount of sass for Joker's smooth lines, plus the cutest dates in the game.
>>727698570redhead kasumi is better for having "knock me up and start a family" coded into her personality
>mfw im now older than Persona 5 "hags" 28grim
Yes
>>727698570Yes.
>>727698951>Ann>high maintenance She's easily the chillest of the PT girls
>he dates the prostituteHahahahaha
>>727699260I'm 18 lmao
>>727699467Too old.
>>727699413they aint like that in real life bub
>>727699467MODS
>>727699446Surely she just cleans rooms :)
>>727698570But I chose Haru.
>>727699510Video games aren't real life.
When Kawakami the frumpy teacher looked better in a bikini than Ann the supermodel. That's when I knew.
>>727698570When you live in a world where every female is good looking, beauty becomes meaningless.
>>727698570I picked door number 3.
If a woman is willing to dress up as a submissive maid to please you you should take her.
>>727699719Fuck my daughter, Ren!
>>727698827based and accurate
>>727699770Persona 5 is full of male power fantasy stuff like this, where the doctor who just meets you is practically throwing herself at you.You know none of that shit will be in Persona 6, right?
>>727698570Ugly artwork
>>727698827CODE LYOKO FOREHEAD
>>727700132>he thinks theres gonna be a 6th persona
>>727700193kek
>>727698570Depends on if left is a whore or not.>>727698831She also looks as if she has to go join her students in another silly season long adventure to save them. I can only imagine how tired of generic adventures she is.
>>727699719Too stinkyWife should help with chores
>>727699160Same.
>>727699006>jap teacher>dead end job
I dated my little sister figure
>>727699303>based Futaba knows he's in the right
Kawakami's Hawaii date is the cutest fucking thing and makes chairs clatter around me just thinking about it.
Ok, but what if your hot teacher was a Phantom Thief?
>>727699719I would take Jimmy Neutronfu.
>>727699303Wish there was a scene like this in the game
>>727699160finally someone with taste. You just know she owns like 8 sets of handcuffs.
>>727698570I chose neither
>>727700996Yes.For herself.
The problem with Kawakami is that despite all the uwu shit and the retarded maid hijinks she actually acts like a human bean, unlike every other fucking dateable chick in the game sans Makoto who has a fuckton of different issues in the story instead
>>727699160Why not both?
>>727698570Oui
i never understood picking one of those side characters in the persona games. the girls in your party who get a lot of dialogue and have their personalities fleshed out more through the main story are always more endearing to me. i did save my game and watched the kawakami romance scene tho, since it was kinda where my heart was
>>727701246>she actually acts like a human beanwith severe brain damage maybe. she was literally going to let a former student's parents blackmail her into sex work over fucking nothing.
>>727701827Well she is a woman
>>727701827>a woman does stupid shitHe did say she acts realistic, child.
>>727701903>>727702020bro, there's "woman moment" writing, and then there's "half assed NTR doujin" writing, and P5 leans into the latter.
>>727698570Easy
>>727698570do you guys think she came when she fucked kamoshida?
>>727702743Which one? :^)
>>727698570I would happily walk around town in public with the one on the right, hands interlocked with each other, making it apparent that we are a couple while wearing this shirt
>>727698570Sorry anon but we are a Makoto board though!
marry hags
>>727698570I choose neither.
>>727701687I don't like Kawakami. She is a fucking failure and almost became a prostitute and I want my women to be competent. Femdoc with her own clinic is sign of a very capable and smart woman
>>727703625>Sorry anon but we are a Robot board though!true but you posted the wrong one
>Persona 5 thread>"Name one flaw."Unironically too many great hag romance options. Persona 5 is literally hag lovers heaven.
>>727698570Reminder this artist is a girl (female)
>>727704010Link me her patreon right now so I can simp for her!!!
>>727703759The only Ohya fan in the whole wide world wowI like that she supports giving high schoolers alcohol and is the only one to explicitly fugg you
>>727702116>>woman>JapWhy is this so hard for you to understand?
MY AUTISTIC QUEEN
I had to pick hifumi
>>727704240>>727704347>The only worthwhile perk is literally rank 1>On a random ass zone>Interacts with nothing and nobody>Shogi is a gay ass boring gameJust say you have a thing for hime cuts
>>727704347>I had to pick hifumiWhy, did she force you?
FLOOFY HAIR
>adult players like the adult characterscolor me shocked
>>727704473all the other girls are broken or have too much baggage, hifumi is the thinking man's choice.
>>727704592NTA but she is the most one-note fucking character. Muh shogi: the human. Jesus Christ that's boring.
I'll just bang em all, you can't stop meNot like theres a downside outside of that one scene on valentines day which i think isn't even in non-RoyalChristmas maybe, don't remember
>>727704478floof and disheveled hair has been my jam since the early 90s.
>>727704741Its the reason I love dorky girls like hex maniacFloofy hair, baggy eyes, I just can't get enough
>>727704165Ohya is the most healthy of the adult relationships unironically because she didn't really need Joker doing more than saying "ganbare" and acting as a souding board to work through her problems and is under no illusions about their relationship and the fact that she'll probably just be a stopgap until he finds someone else.Joke's on her, I'm not picking anyone else.>>727704592Hifumi has some of the biggest due to all the hang ups she has with her stage mom and MUH DYING DADDY.>>727704693No, the most one note of them is actually Takemi who doesn't really have much of a personality and also has one of the shittiest and nonsensical stories of any of the non-party confidants. She's a testament to a design hard carrying everything because if you gave her a different one nobody would give a shit about her.
>>727704875>Ohya is the most healthy of the adult relationships unironically because she didn't really need Joker doing more than saying "ganbare" and acting as a souding board to work through her problems and is under no illusions about their relationship and the fact that she'll probably just be a stopgap until he finds someone else.She is a barely functional alcoholic who'll probably die of liver failure soonShe is of the devil arcana for a reason, addiction is part of its domain
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/79871331/post/131266621
>>727705054Kawakami would definitely be trimmed. She's a slob but she knows that having too much hair is a pain in the ass to deal with.
>>727705054
>>727698570Did Kawakami for the fetish but was surprised by how cute and chill she ended up being.
>>727699446frankly it'd be better to see a straightforward whore way more than all the inane attempts of japs to conceal the shady elementsidols, hosts, whatever the fuck wink-wink-nudge-nudge service kawakami was supposed to moonlight, it's always some fucking sanitized lieprobably because yakuza are always involved with entertainment, and badmouthing their other branches is a sure way to get your family kidnapped
>>727701725keep your professional and personal lives separateespecially since there is zero intersection of romance with the main story, it's easier to pretend that your love is somewhere far away and not stuck in the default story generic friendship mode
Snuggling older women until they melt
>best hag isnt dateable
>>727701725>Makoto outside of her confidant stuff is a really annoying dumbass>She is the perfect gf during her actual datesI mean it's not like they're that consistent is why
>>727705613Why is it always the case?
>>727705613>Sae>Best anythingTHE best hag, the single hottest chick in all of P5R is Futaba's mom
>>727705684My nigga.
>>727699260Wait til you hit your late 30s
>>727698570>basic bitch stacey that has everything handed to her in life and hasn't done a honest day's work in her entire lifeversus>experienced woman in a relatively stable job that knows how life works
>>727705015She's only barely functional because a literal conspiracy disappeared her best friend and then started saddling her with mountains of useless work she didn't give a shit about to fuck with her. You basically just tell her "don't give up" and she's like "yeah, you're right, fuck 'em" and is back on her feet and taking you to her apartment so she can cook you meals and fuck you.
>people turned down other girls and went out of their way for thisme too
Kawakami would be best girl if she wasn't stuck with the ugly hairstyle and face expressions for most of her social linkSeriously they fucked up
>>727706814Same
>>727703759wish her confidant ability was more useful, I don't think they even really changed much with it in Royal
>>727698570>Already 10 years older than the "hag" characterAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP
>>727707380I would laugh at you but we are in the same boat.
>>727707380>back when I was a pre-teen, watch Evangelion>man I like Misato a lot, she's the best and really cute>now older than Misato and even more of a fuckup than she wasman
>>727700132>UM, GAME THAT ISN'T OUT WON'T BE AS GOOD AS GAME YOU LIKE!Ok so I won't play it?The fuck you want from me cunt?
>>727707585If only you had a Misato gf to keep you in check.
>>727700132shut up fujo
>>727707585in the past>Misato>I can fix herin the present>Misato>Please fix me
>>727707585>>727708192>Misato stops looking like a fuck upDamn lmao
>>727698570Hell yeah I would, every single time
>>727698570I want a slave whore not a whore where I have to spend lots of money on.
>>727698570>Kamoshida's sloppy secondsI'll take the maid.
>>727708538um akchually kamoshida never tapped that
>>727698753It's unironically the opposite, feel free to cope about it.
>>727709721>pure used vs good maidhm
>>727698570What does 4chan have against my older woman fetish?
>>727698570Haru > Kawakami > Futaba > Ann > Takemi > Chihaya > Hifumi > Makoto >Ohya
>>727709982>virgin vs literal prostitutePost proof of Ann being a whore, you can't, so don't bother replying.
>>727698570>Debuff whore vs the most useful confidant in the gameHmmm
>>727710804Based and min-max pilled.
>>727710491Facts
>>727698570Hello, my name is Jean-Baptiste. I'm currently playing Persona 5 Royal on PC.Despite Ann is ultra sexy, Kawakami turns me on so much and I prefer to call her when I have free time.So Kawakami wins despites Ann is a femme fatale.
>>727698827You pull Haru in P5X yet? I was trying to pull Cherish since he dropped but now things like SoS is centered on having an actual Psychic damage dealer.
>give a girl car rides>she looks visibly discomfortable>heh... She's as good as mine...Would Kamoshida die a virgin if he didn't rape Shiho?
For me? It was the hag journalist.
>>727711293Did you miss the part where Ann was really considering it openly
>>727711326Ohya would be a better chick if she didn't dress so boringly>Gives you free charm points to compensate for her shitty confidant perks>Offers you hard liqueur Nice
>>727699376
>>727698570Well, yeah. The idea of seducing your hot teacher and banging her is a pretty universal one. I also think maybe there was a subconscious thing going on where I picked the woman closer to my own age but I didn't do it on purpose.
>>727711293Bro, Kamoshida was popular. His dick just wanted ones that weren't into him this time.
>>727698570>mid tier woman>supermodelI'll tell you something, I would not fuck that without a double layer for protection, she sure did not work her way to that status if you know what I mean.
>hagfags always projecting their cuck fetish while simping for a literal prostitute
>>727698570>>727698645>>727698753>>727698809>>727698831>>727698951>>727699182>>727699303>>727699770>>727703670I love the psyop that's going on here, trying to convince men to love Christmas cakes and to take in hags at the end of their careers to "heal their hearts broken by Tyrone and Chad."Very organic, feminists, very organic.
>>727710491Based and Harupilled
>>727712032see >>727699086
>>727707302They screwed up and unfortunately I think that, more than anything, is what really hurt the perception of her because she wasn't an instant horny design like Takemi or had the forbidden fruit "I can fix her" girlfailure aspect of Kawakami. Although in retrospect the only actual useful abilities are Ryuji's insta-kill (only in Royal), Kawakami's (and only once you max her out) and Chihaya's one where she saves you from wasting a day with a confidant (and generating alarms in Royal); Haru's would be more useful if she joined earlier. Ohya also lacks an overtly sexy design too (although frankly her style of bob cut and looking like a 2000s pop-punk chick appeals greatly to me) and most people think with their dicks.Ideally, Ohya's abilities should have been some combination of Makoto's and Goro's allowing you to see drops, weaknesses and affinities of enemies, maybe something like a permanent Crit chance increase for targeting a weakness at the highest level. What that would leave Makoto and Akechi, who knows, but they suck anyway.
>>727710804>mix-maxing fag has good tasteBased autismo.
>>727698570Yes, I am him.
Reminder that Kamoshida was only a villain because he forced himself on someone who didn't want him. Noone would care if he just banged/married the girls that wanted him.
>>727699086Middle aged women are in high supply retard, they just offer a better package than yound brainlets sometimes so people fall for their scam
>>727712703>RyujiWould be worth farming even without insta-kill because all team mates are worth it if you're putting them in>KawakamiWhat the fuck are you on about, not having to do laundry is huge and is at lv5Also the occasional free crafts during school which is kind of rare because who the fuck actually makes lockpicks outside of that>ChihayaYou have to spend three fucking days and 100k Yen with her to even unlock her stupid ass. Not to mention, one of the said days is also a damn memento day which is gay as fuck considering you'll likely unlock her initial request when you don't have any other requests AND can't get any more until the next palace because it's the most fucking awkward period to get a new oneOhya really does suffer from having a boring outfit and the most useless confidant abilities for sure though. Security just never comes into question but I think that's more of a bad game design problem than her, they make such a fuss about the mechanic but it never functions and the difficulty settings don't do much either. If they did she would be worth farming more. Although she still has some uses as a charm trainer.
>>727711560>I also think maybe there was a subconscious thing going on where I picked the woman closer to my own age but I didn't do it on purpose.That did seem to happen to a lot of people. I've seen plenty of people say they found aspects of her personality relatable and her domestic, laid back vibe has a huge appeal the older you get.
>>727713013he was also over training and beating the absolute shit out of his students
>>727712032>everything I don't like is a conspriacy
>>727713409Because they had to make him evil.
>Futaba has a cool as fuck design and palace>Gets the gayest outfit ever after the said palace is done and the most out of place (visually) persona ever with the worst visual effects Wasted potential
Makoto dresses like an old lady but you never hear people complaining about that
>>727712032>Tyrone and ChadI didn't realize people still said this unironically
>>727705613Saggy Sae
>>727712032>Cuck shit out of nowheregood morning saar
The teacher would lose 90% of her fanbase if she didn't have the cutest hair. FACTS!
>>727712032>one game is a psyop>despite this being a side character, and a trope in Japan>the only reason people want her over all of the others, aside from animated looks, is that she is far more pure and wholesome than irl womenChild hands typed your post.
>>727710491>Chihaya anywhere above dead lastshe's cute, but she's literally taken miles of dick from her fellow cult members. Like even Ohya has probably only seen a fraction of what Chihaya's seen.
P5 has the worst waifu gallery despite having the most waifus. P3 and P4 mog.
>>727712032Wtf can we multi reply again?Also, you're correct.
>>727713958She has a refined, subtle sense of fashion. You perceive it as "old" because you are underage or the mental equivalent thereof. The reason you never hear anyone complain about it is because this is an utterly retarded thought that nobody has concocted except for you.
>>727710804>the most useful confidant in the gameOP never mentioned Tae though?
>>727713958Makoto has a lot of actually bad things wrong with her.
>>727714207Makoto you're USELESS
>>727714159I think the other games have higher highs but lower lows as well. P5 is more consistently "good"
>>727705054HOLY BASED!
>>727705054Based and canon.
>>727705613Adachi's wife is off limits.
>>727699232>>727699376Kawakami has a weird face in the game and somehow looks prettier in the anime (and fanart).
>>727700132Kill yourself.
>>727705613I'm still mad.
Ann's confidant missions are just so damn gay and boring, she would win everyone over if not for that.
>>727714052Every time I replay P5 I tell myself I'm gonna romance Makoto or Takemi. Alas, the sex hair is too powerful. Especially when picrel exists.
>>727713103>Ohya really does suffer from having a boring outfitAgain, I like the dressed down tomboyish look of her design. I find it way more appealing than something like Takemi's overdone one or the ridiculous anime designs of the party girls. She looks normal and casual and it goes well with her more realist and down to earth personality.>abilitiesI think they needed to change the security and ambush mechanics. Essentially, security doesn't go down and ambushing is harder (no crouching down next to a couch in plain sight of the enemy and them not seeing you). Maybe combine it so that her ability winds up being the only way to drop security and makes the enemy less likely to spot you when hiding. I don't know, they fucked up most of the abilities though. Hers just got it the worst like they were put in at the last minute.
>>727712032>can't stop thinking about being a cuckThat sounds like a (you) problem
Fluffy hair Kawakami is best Kawakami.
>>727712032do you ever get tired of imagining scenarios in your head and getting mad at them as if they were reality?
>>727714850actually no pants Kawakami is best Kawakami, luckily you still posted her.
It doesn't matter who I sex in p5, they'll get to stare at the real best persona girl while I fuck em anyways
>>727698570Does laundry fixed coffee from a gameplay perspective she is the best
>>727705054Imagine smelling this after she comes home from a long day.
>>727714850indeed
>>727704478Should be longer
>>727715076
I find kawakami more attractive than Ann but I dislike that she’s a prostitute and that her English voice actor hit the wall hard.
>>727699260I'm turning 30 soon. Grim indeed.
>>727714159Hell no. P4's girls are mostly dull as dirt and unremarkable, especially the non-party ones (Yumi has a nice design but tha's it). P3 is slightly better but only marginally and is dragged down by the best girl in the game (Natsuki) merely being an NPC instead of a social link.
>>727715235The whole point of her confidant is that she's NOT a prostitute but will have to turn to that if you don't intervene.
>>727700718Very true. She really does feel the most "wifey".
>>727714325.......... useless? *has ten flashbacks*
>>727714325I think I've seen some chinese seniors taking the bus have this exact same fit before.
>>727715101Fluffy hairAnd fluffy down there
>>727699160thread should have ended here
>>727699160Tremendously based
>>727698570>frillier>eyebags>has coffee mug full of coffee so I know we can go out for coffee straight awayPicking the right in a heartbeat.
>>727715101Fluffy on top and below, just how it's supposed to be.
I kind of feel bad for Yusuke considering how nobody even starts his confidant line despite being a bro
>>727716859I always do + he's always in my team.
I choose both.
>>727698570As long as you don't pick Makoto you're good. Why did I have to pick Makoto, that girl has the tism.
>>727698570Ann's "poor attractive me and my 1st world modeling problems" is pretty unattractive and a turn off.
>>727698827>Literal billionaire>Her dream is to help you run the coffee shop>Will have no issue with you banging the teacher anywaysIt's actually the perfect situation
>>727717030>he's always in my team.He's really useless
>>727717256She's the best lover simply because she thinks it's a competition
>>727717302>Will have no issue with you banging the teacher anywaysDisgusting.
>>727717261>"poor attractive me and my 1st world modeling problems"Nigger her entire confidant line is about the exact opposite of thisShe goes holy shit I have pretty privilege I better start working my ass off to earn the said privilege instead
>>727717389Tell me you haven't used his busted physical crits without telling me you haven't used his busted physical crits.
>>727717561Ryuji already deals crit tier phys by himself and for the crits, I have ma boi
>>727700739Nobody plays this garbage
>>727717463a woman who's never thought of a shit test is pure fantasy
>>727717616Ryuji is for physical damage output, going crit for him is to deny him his raw damage.Yusuke is literally designed to abuse physical crits and aggressive, don't bother with his ice powers.
>>727712032>christmas cakes>women that get younger than me every year
>>727717781I didn't say Ryuji was for crits too anon, I said he already deals great phys damage
>>727699160The patrician's choice of hag
>>727717256Makoto isn't even at 1% of the 'tism the real autist has
>>727717874>RyujiRaw physic damage.Great for one hit kills.>YusukeCrit physic damage.Great for exploiting "one more turn" mechanic.Tbqh, my team is always me and the boys whenever I get the chance. I set them up as specialists while use the mc as jack of all trades to do the debuff/buff and any lacking elemental.
>>727717739>damn, why aren't my anime girls aren't behaving like real life bitches?
>>727700132He thinks about Persona 6.Not an endless circle of remakes and gacha, an endless circle.The golden definitive reload X train will never stop.
>best confidant abilities>super cute and endearing>teacher and maid kinks, most "rebellious " romance>perfect domestic contrast to an anime hero protagonist >good sarcastic banter with Joker's flashy personality while also eating up all the sappy shit he says>canonically becomes a better cook then Soijiro >helps the Thieves with tools and laundry>best dates in the game by far, big focus on mutual commitment and looking after each other, only one with a unique festival date >adorable voice>gives you promise rings>ultimate persona Ardha is literally a husband and wife fused togetherFor me, it's Kawakami
The best girl is the politician because _he lets me have infinite money by bullying shadows at confidant rank 1
>>727717979that's probably the hottest thing I have read outside of H-VNsand even within H-VNs for that matter, I just didn't want to give the impression that was actually hentai
>>727718117it breaks the suspension of disbelief
>>727718574Of course it does, child.
>>727699890He asks the exact opposite thoI can't trust any man that goes against Sojiro's wish
You know what the sexiest thing about Makoto isHer personaGod damn what a cool fucking persona, I'm jelly
>>727717979>dorkOkay i am reconsidering
>>727704010Her art sucks but the fact she's fine with the adult romances unlike a lot of girls who play it is cool
>>727717979god if only her confidant wasn't complete ass. Chuuni Shogi wife is a fantastic concept, but they botched everything other than the surface elements.
>>727718574no, them not being 3DPD is the whole fucking point.
>people complaining about unrealistic personalities and designs in a Persona threadJust enjoy the hot girls faggots.
>>727718574We're here for the fantasy, not a 1:1 reality simulator
>>727699376why are moid fantasies so fucking weird? yall are grown ass adults, not children
No I need them to be colossal dorks
>>727714325>Did you know that 2+2=4?>WOW MAKOTO YOU'RE A GENIUS WE NEVER COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!>AIIIEEEEE ANN-DONO I AM A USELESS KEK NOW!
What official Kawakami merchandise should be made?
I would sex Takemi if her default outfit was the punk one and not the nurse one
Marrying Haru a week after graduation
>>727721558>Pick an option that is clearly sarcastic with its wording after she points out the obvious>No anon you were praising her teeheeAAAAAAAAAA
>>727716859Yusuke is "Japanese humor" personified and probably the biggest disconnect of any character between how he's portrayed in his S-Link vs. the rest of the game. In the story he's generally one of the more reasonable and perceptive characters and in his S-Link he's LE WACKY PAINT MAN and it only comes together during the beach trip with the stupid lobster shit tha feels entirely like a bad attempt at forcing a meme. I don't particularly like him and in terms of gameplay there's never really any reason to use him once you get Makoto because he's just a worse Ryuji.
>>727712032nigger i just like older women thats it
Kawakami Lankayo
>>727698570I'd let both of them peg me
I am older than Kawakami.
>>727712032>noooo you cant like a cute girl whos one of the best characters in the game you're being brainwashed!!!Just fuck off already fag.
>>727722248>In the story he's generally one of the more reasonable and perceptive charactersSometimes, but he's still the socially inept homo for most of that too
We love old (mid-late twenties) women here.
>>727722601
>>727703625buttkoto facesitting
>>727721965Promise rings
>>727699006>emotional intelligenceopinion discarded
>taeniggers shitting up ANOTHER Kawakami threadI hate them so much, it's unreal.
>>727698570left wears latex on screen, right does not, this makes ann the superior choice
>>727698570Both of them suck.
>>727725354Like vacuum
I like Ann because she's tall for a girl
P5 had no good girls.
>>727725354gayest post I've seen in a while
>>727725682
>>727714520I feel the same way about Chie.
>>727712032>thinking about 3dpdfirst mistake
>>727725682>Kawakami>Tae>Haru>Newspaper Girl
Need a ___diapered____ NEET gamer gf so bad
For such a fucking massive and popular game, P5R really doesn't get that much good quality fan art huh
>>727700718Her Christmas and White Day date is very nice as well
>>727698570That feels traced from Veyonis.>>727698831Plagiarism?
>>727699770I choose plan D eeeeeeez nuts
As long as she is a virgin
>P3>secretly nerdy gamer gril XD teacher lusts for protag cock>lol nope you get a long distance social link with a big reveal at the very end>P4>slutty and busty teach lusts for protag cock>lol nope you get a "funny" scene where the protag flat out rejects her because he's a massive faggot>P5>average looking teacher with an average personality gets caught moonlighting as a sexy maid (???) by protag>SURE LET'S NOT ONLY MAKE HER SOCIAL LINK BUT DATEABLE TOO HAHAHAHAHA
>>727722601I was just a few years older than these girls playing through P3/4 for the first time, now I'm approaching being old enough to be their dad, kek.
>>727718882He backpedals on it pretty quick the more he thinks about it though.
>>727719608>dorkVery reddit>>727718067Again, Yusuke is just a shittier Ryuji and crits doesn't change that. His damage output is less while having less HP and not being as tanky. One more doesn't matter either when you can make crit monster personas or personas that can deal with a bunch of elemental weaknesses. They need to get rid of the wild card shit in P6 because it basically makes the MC into the only party member that matters and everyone else is mainly just there to chip in during a situation where he doesn't have one specific thing covered.>>727718362That's only useful in the first dungeon where you're really going to be able to use it (Kamoshida's) and even then ONLY for shaking down High Pixies. In Royal money is a complete non-issue since you can just insta-kill everything in Mementos, collect a bunch of treasures, then dump all the sooty clothes at the clothing shop and use the points to buy armor that you can immediately turn around and sell for lots more money.
>>727725682This is true, but that's because boys like girls while men like women.
>>727728887>That's only useful in the first dungeon where you're really going to be able to use it (Kamoshida's) and even then ONLY for shaking down High Pixies. In Royal money is a complete non-issue since you can just insta-kill everything in Mementos, collect a bunch of treasures, then dump all the sooty clothes at the clothing shop and use the points to buy armor that you can immediately turn around and sell for lots more money.Lol no you can make 10k each encounter at the fucking lv20 zone with his extortion gimmick and without having to spam Ryuji's confidant which is way better value than every other potential money making method for your timeYou can easily have the strongest gear for every single team member including the ones you dont use and have money to spare after each tier with him for half the time
>>727729007If she actually had an ass like that in game I would go for her every single time
>>727728346>P4>slutty and busty teach lusts for protag cock>lol nope you get a "funny" scene where the protag flat out rejects her because he's a massive faggotThe point with her is that whether or not she's attractive (and the way characters talk, she's not supposed to be), it's that the way she acts is completely off putting because she's a middle-aged woman acting like she's a hot chick half her age and in general is acting in a way that makes everyone uncomfortable.I work at a hotel and we once had a guest staying there for a couple of weeks who was basically like Kashiwagi, in her early 50s but dressing and acting like she was 23, openly trying to flirt with younger guys, loudly talking about sex shit, and everyone found her weird, annoying and uncomfortable to be around. She wound up getting kicked out when she tried showing one of girls at the front desk the new vibrator she got.
>>727729007coconut head a cute
>>727718141>Royal was released in 2020>it will be considered old by the time the Persona 4 remake of the remaster completes its commercial cycle>this allows ATLUS to make s remake of 5, completing the remake trilogy of 3, 4, and 5>Persona 3.45 (like pi's 3.14) will be a crossover that brings 3's MC back>all side quests will be DLC, indefinitely dismissing the need for a Persona 6>1 & 2 will collect dust for eternity
>>727698753Anon... They're both sluts.
Sell me on your favorite girl with the best art you've got of her, NOW!
>>727729615she will take the initiative on hotwifing you by cheating on you before you even have to ask!
>>727713963He's an Indian, so calling him a person is a bit of a stretch.
>>727728887>saying dork is reddit now
>>727729490I played P4 in high school and wanted to jack off to the hot and horny teacher that wanted some fuck but Narukami being a faggot that he is said nope.>b-b-but muh real life slagsWho cares? Look at those juggs.
>>727698570persona 5 was ten years ago where’s the new one?
>>727728887>His damage output is less while having less HP and not being as tanky.To be fair he is supposed to help with the team tankiness through his evasion gimmick
>>727729812Yes, we're in the era of the culture war where everyone is calling each other nerds, dorks, weirdos, etc.
>>727729812nta but I'd say it's more trannycore, which certainly overlaps with reddit.
>>727729812>saying dork is reddit now>uses a pic of a middle-schooler character that is known for using "dork" as an insultepic rebuttal, my dude
>can't date Toriumi
>>727730348it's a tragedy
>>727726615kys
Strip shogi with hifumi
>>727730024
>>727717302Haru is Ren's canon wife. It's not all sunshine and roses between her growing corporate responsibility and his wanderlust, but they make it work in the end.
>>727729615
>>727703932I love Labrys!
>>727728346Kawakami has a way better personality then most Persona girls
>>727731124I wonder if she'd put the tube down my urethra and then stomp on the bag.
>>727715101NEED me a gf like this in real life
>>727731259its clearly full of cum, probably from the guys who gangbanged her. you don't really want that do you?
>>727730237t.dork
>>727730838>unassuming girl is actually the bustiest girl in the entire castI love this trope
>>727731379why are you calling yourself a dork?
>>727731393Totally, I honestly also like them pairing her almost like a package deal with Rise, I want to marry my own gigastacy and mild autist.
>>727698570>blonde>blue eyes>young>black hair>brown eyes>oldAnyone who picks the right over the left is is just fooling himself into thinking she's actually more attractive over the thoughts of low-hanging fruits being his only option.
>>727731393I'd love her either way. But it is a nice bonus.
>>727698570>Cock Carousel riding slut vs expired leftovers
>She's younger than the men calling her a hag
>that feel when one of my favorite Persona waifus is from the gacha
>>727712032Mine had her heart broken by an absolute beta male who treated her like shit, which was really funny to hear about and showed me she's loyal no matter what. It also set the bar laughably low for me which was a refreshing change of pace from the usual spoiled whores who expect the world.
>>727701687my FVARKING heros
>>727732474fake shit that never happenedknow how I know? cause I dated someone similarshe wont try harder to not lose you tooinstead she will take out all her anger from her ex out on you
>>727731605>bland retard vs actual character plus kinky plus does laundry and cooks for youAlso saying Kawakami is old is fucking hilarious, Pretty sure most of you zoomer fucks are older than she is
>>727712032
>>727700464those are two men, right?
>>727729847Porn isn't like real life or even vague approximations of real life like Persona. It's also implied that her face is so caked in makeup to hide that she's older that she looks ghoulish. Anime art, especially Soejimas, is just shit at depecting things like that unless you're making them gonks since it's too simple. Kashiwagi is clearly, in universe, intended to look like she's Tammy Faye Bakker or something, someone older using gaudy and overdone makeup.>>727729812Dork is reddit when used in a positive sense yes. Might as well use other redditcore words like wholesome, gremlin, etc.
>>727698570You can impregnate the one on the right all but immediately and the child will have a mostly stable family upbringing.Not so with the left.
>>727733471If a woman is over 25 she's dead to me
>>727735445
>>727698570Ann is for Ryuji for maximum Morgana cucking
>>727735445Mom? Grandmother?
>>727730891I don't think that's as sexy as you think it is because she'll end up with all her clothes but won't even notice yours being off
>>727735868>keks in tidus laugh
>>727724360I love them both, although Tae is in a distinct 2nd place
>>727736612Tae is distinctly perfect
>>727736638Indeed
>>727736638>that loose ass meatwomen draw these and think it validates their age
Tae doesn't even have a personality
I wish women were real.
>>727700132>male power fantasyinto the trash it goes
I miss when Persona used to have good waifus
>>727737270God I wanna destroy that blonde's turd cutter, she looks like she'd like it.
>>727698570I chose Makoto like 90% of people who played this
I realized that I only like older woman characters because they are "allowed" to be more sexualized. the only thing sexy about age is the desperation that comes with it, and only in the sense that a desperate hag might be willing to drink your pee while a younger woman would still think she's above it.
>>727731062Nah her rejection scene is too good not to be canon.
>>727736831I want her ass meat on my face and bouncing off my pelvis
>>727737432Post it
>>727733471>saying Kawakami is old is fucking hilarious, Pretty sure most of you zoomer fucks are older than she isZoomers is all about one's current age not a generational term at this point.
>hag propaganda by globohomo to hitch unknowing youngsters with blown-out roasties truly nefarious
>>727738245I would be willing to go out with non hags if they ever bothered writing them with some personalityKawakami doesn't only have the sex hair and the useful confidant abilities, she is also somewhat interesting
>>727737270for me, it's lady scorpio
good thread
>>727738245>hag propaganda by globohomoBullshit. Even blown-out roasties would never date a guy younger or perceived as "weaker" than she is.
Kawakami would be perfect but when you tower over her and make her do chores for you it ruins the point of having an adult woman fetish
I don't like how none of the confidant lines have any romantic under tones or actual flirting at all until the very ass endIt's like you just switch a date switch with characters
>>727725682This but P4
>>727740545
>>727715387bait used to be believable
>>727699770based necromancer MC.
>>727740084Cougars are a stereotype for a reason
>>727698570I do like to be taught things.
>You need max charm to even get Makoto lv6, not even romance and maxHoly fuck
>>727742113still has nothing on Yukari, who needs max charm to START her fucking Social link
retvrn to monkee
>>727742320At least Yukari was a stacy and you were thrust into her life, meanwhile Makoto is a fucking autist that you help before even getting into her sister's bullshit
I love Anne!
>>727742824
which two girls would be the most open to a threesome?
>>727705684Any children you had wouldn't be on the spectrum they'd be the entire fucking range.
>>727737020No, see, she calls you guinea pig and every time something minorly bad happens to her she throws her hands up and acts like a giant defeatist.>>727737270Half of those women are fucked in the head. Last in the second row has a melty face. One was cursed to talk like a weird Victorian reject. They're all perfect in their way.
>>727742824>Thin waist>Wide hips>Taut tummy>Huge thigh gap>Looks like she's wearing someone else's face>Tattoos
>>727742113>people complain that Makoto's S-Link is all about Eiko and not herI wonder if these people are genuinely retarded. It's all about Makoto and specifically Makoto talking about MUH DADDEH. She can't go one fucking scene in it without MUH DADDEH this and MUH DADDEH that. Eiko isn't even around for a like 3/4 of it.
>>727705684no Sae is still the best
>>727743212>OhyaNot even a question, she would be done for it and she wouldn't even need to be drunk. But more booze = more down.>HaruShe'll go along with what you want to do because she likes you so if it's what you really want then she'll do her best and give the old college try.
Playing yugioh with Hifumi.
The only really good thing about Nusona is that it invokes Normalfag's Dilemma. They can't admit they want to date the high schoolers because wanting your fictional cartoon avatar to date fictional cartoon characters is heckin' pedophilia which means they have to lean towards the adults. But their fictional cartoon avatar is a minor so trying to go for adults is an ickeriffic groomerino situation on the part of the adults they've resigned themself to go for so they themselves can't be called pedos. The contradiction just leads to their brains knotting themselves into pretzels as they engage in the mental gymnastics of which one is morally superior until eventually it melts completely and and they're forced to vomit their brain and moral contradictions up by insisting that P6 should be set in college.
>>727698570Im at the age it feels weird to romance the younger characters ingames
>>727743909It's extra funny because there's tons of fangirls who hate the idea Joker can have a loving relationship with Kawakami by claiming its wrong but really they want him to have anal sex with a murderer.
>>727744097In a sense I have to respect fujos because at least in their specific niche they have no shame and care not for such moral quandries. They only bitch about Kawakami simply to give a moral spin to their argument that he should be getting buttfucked by Akechi.
>>727743803Funny thing is I am playing that now. No spergfu though.
Oh no, they have metThe autism beams are endangering all of Tokyo already
>>727698570And I will do it again!
>>727698645FPBP
>>727742627Eeek eeek
Anons we've been found out...
>>727745596I embrace the title wholeheartedly
can any regular persona gooners get me a sauce on this pic?
>>727737270>bunch of literally whos and psychos>ulala, maya, and yukino are basically the same archetypes recycled to this dayyeah things sure have changed over the years lmao
for me it's Sae
Jazz singer-chan save me
>>727740545RiseNanako
Time for another play through.
>>727748459She's the second worst character in the game after that faggot Maruki. Any future Royal type games should stop with the new characters because they're always shilled excessively hard and they always suck.
>>727748459God I love flexible chicksI wish she had any personality or wasn't only available on the last fucking palace though
Tae's cute feet
>>727748984It's generally the way they're forced imo, neither are straight up horrible characters
>>727715387>especially the non-party onesyou shut your bitch ass up you filthy skank whore, don't talk about my wife like that
>>727738245Ann is a racemixed mutt though
>>727724072It's a term only ever used by foids who want to pretend they're mature when in reality they're some of the most melodramtic and unhinged hoes ever to set foot on the planet.
>>727749542They're both forced and horrible. Maruki is another fujobait character with the complexity of a toddler's idea of a complex character. Sumire is just flat out awful and constantly interrupts the flow of an already slowly paced game with forced scenes and a shitty S-Link despite having an annoying personality (also the Marie thing where she's pushed as basically being as close to a canon love interest as these games will allow).
>>727700464mother and son
>>727698570right but shes in her normal teachers outfit
>>727698570A supermodel is a specific thing, right? She's just a regular teen model that's in magazines and shit.
>>727698570I know I can't, but in my heart I chose Sae...
>>727749542>You spend years planning a tight gameplay experience tailored around a year of high school, filling most days with different activities to keep the players busy and engaged.>Suddenly some genius tells you to make a 'definitive' edition of that finished game with new characters and now you have to change the entire game's calendar to force in more free days to slot those characters in breaking the entire games rhythm for no real gain because those characters have no time to develop properly. Of course it doesn't work.
>>727698570that's the exciting choice
>marry kawakami>move out to the boondocks like in higurashi where she gets job as teacher and half the class is our kidsthat's the life I want
>>727759559
>>727698570>>727712032No one cares faggot
>>727712032>They hated him because he told them the truth
>>727759559based
>>727712032Truth nuke. you gotta get women while they're young and fresh. never go for wrinkly chad's leftovers like a betabuxxer
>>727742975gay lil reddit nigga moment lmfao
>>727760169>I want to marry a woman and have children>hehe, you're gay!
>>727759285>suddenlyPersona 2 EP, 3 (FES and Portable), and 4 already got definitive versions with added characters so I doubt anyone working on P5 didn’t see Royal happening eventually.
>>727712032based cunnychad sees through the veil
>>727704875gayest post I've seen in awhile
>>727712032damn you upset a lot of betabuxxers
