I bully tonde boys like Klonoa for a living.
>>727698846Hope you like imagining yourself getting german-suplexed through a table, OP
>>727699053no but I do german suplex Klonoa
>>727699148you already tapped out you already went to suplex city and you're staying there.
>>727698846unrealistic, it's not possible to touch klonoa's ears without going weak in the knees
>>727700594Imagine the klojobs...
>>727700594What if I'm sitting down?
>>727700808laryngospasm and incontinence
>>727698846>>727700789I NEED to bully his tiny pp and tiny balls
>>727700594True
>>727701386You're sick in the head, you know that?
>>727698846Sex
>>727702445Yes
Have any of you people actually discussed the Klonoa games at all in these constant Klonoa threads I keep seeing or is it just /trash/ on /v/ in here?
>>727702978Its just /trash/ on /v/.
>>727702978Yes, there is a huge war between schizos about what the plot of Klonoa 2 is about
>>727702978We discuss MEANING all the time, not just penis.
>>727702978There was a bit of actual discussion when the GBA game got dropped on the nintendo virtual console, but these are old games, and pretty simple ones from a gameplay perspective. If you have a gameplay question or quirk you want to discuss, please post it. the autists that lurk these threads are usually pretty invested. I'm still holding out hope for a fangame,
>>727702978>>727703231
>>727704273But cute shota pp IS meaning
>>727702978>/v/ missing an opportunity to talk about shota penis
>>727704648Which psychologist would that be
>>727703337>I'm still holding out hope for a fangamei have discussed so many ideas for a shota/kemoshota game with my friend over the years and all i have is nothing but a pile of failed 1ma projects.i have no idea how agdg anons do it,they are amazing
>>727702978All the time. I make the guy that is wrong on all accounts here seethe using my encyclopedic knowledge of Klonoa lore in every thread.
having sex with boys is gay, btw
>>727703139>I would really prefer if you'd post gay porn like a normal autist.
>>727703139Klonoa 2 is about finding the golden apple.
>>727705445I'm not wrong and I don't seethe. I merely laugh at you.
whats a tonde?
>>727705628You took a short hiatus just to laugh I'm sure.
>>727705618
>>727705739You know why I took that hiatus.
>>727705961All I know is that I did nothing wrong.
>>727706056Damn, that's ALL you know? Guess that makes sense, as you certainly don't know anything about facts, logic, or Klonoa lore.
>>727706182You're wrong about that.
>>727706303Actually it's you who's wrong, friendo
>>727706458I'm not mistaken. I know that you're wrong.
>>727706526Source?
>>7277065914Chan Klonoa threads from the past 3-4 months
>>727705296Shotagenes
I can't believe Matthew Perry died of a kemomine overdose...
>>727705701Pictured: a tonde in his natural habitat
>>727707532>/furi/
>>727708052Klonoa is just a fly?
>>727708107Wahoo!
Klonoa in Klonoa 3 be like: >>727703130
>>727708814>He's back on his biggest adventure yet!
>>727705296Jordan Peterson
>>727708956
Winter 'noa making a heart with his hands at you!
I'm kissing every one of these 'noas
I won!
>>727712707Figfag declaring victory despite being wrong
>>727712841do demonstrate
>>727713019Demonstrate what, figfag being an oblivious buffoon? Just look at this entire thread.
>>727713335demonstrate why your point of view has to be the correct onecrying about it won't prove anything
>>727713463My point of view is correct because it's the sane default. And Hideo Yoshizawa has never confirmed anything that implies the fig viewpoint is correct. The inside out comparison doesn't imply fig. Lunatea having weird, dreamlike lore doesn't imply fig.
>>727713704>my point of view is the correct because it's the sane default!! Silent Hill is just a place with monsters.that are not influenced by James' psyche. That's how notmal monster stories work. You know that I'm right!That's you right now.
>>727713926no it's not like that at all.
>>727714704You're being exactly like that..>>727707167look, here's the author saying that this movie about someone's inner psyche has the same story
>>727703130Nigger
>>727715609Balls
>>727714952about inner psyche ≠figment of imagination
>>727716380It doesn't rule it out so it still might be.
>>727716954There's nothing that rules out Klonoa could have a super form and also stop wearing clothes.
>>727717249So what?
>>727717403So I'm saying that you're basically like Lux, despite always accusing me of being like him
>>727717458You are like him though. In a way you're worse than him in the way that you've making claims that your point of view should be treated as the legitimate one and other people's opinions should be disregarded.You're just projecting mate.
Light green background.
klonoa 1 is one of the first games i ever played as a kid and i saw klonoa as my fren, so to see him being turned into a sex symbol by you ugly people is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>727717923The color which will heal klonoa threads...
>>727718053You only know what one of us looks like. Don't compare me to him.
>>727718090
Green is a peacefult color.Yellow is a joyful color.Red is a angry color.Blue is a confused color.
>>727718375>posting the edit
>>727717923Klonoa's worst nightmare in front of a green background.
>>727718053Sorry. I know it's wrong to find him sexy. I wish I could change.
What are your thoughts on klonoa's feet?
>>727718137I'm not ugly. And you've only seen my belly and hands anyway, so you can't make that assessment.
>>727703130I want hug this Klonoa and praise him for still being very cute.>>727707532He's in heaven with Klonoa now...
>>727719689>He's in heaven with Klonoa now...Klonoa isn't dead...r-right?
>>727719940Maybe it was a Night on the Galactic Railroad type of deal?
The female race would be extinct if the government gave every man his very own 'noa
>>727720903the uncropped image of this is cute
>>727721014Describe it for the class
>>727718053Klonoa 2 was one of my first ps2 games I played and he was a sex symbol when I was 8
>>727721589Diddled by dad, huh?
uh bros? wwa?
>>727723487Waiting at our designated meeting place. How much longer you gonna be?
>>727723757FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M ON MY WAY! DON'T START WITHOUT ME!
>>727723889>>727723889The tournament is about to begin!
What did they mean by this?
I'm not gonna become better. I'm gonna become worse
>>727723997The Moos were laughing and dancing that day.
Klonoa beach volleyball is 4 players right? We should try to netplay it sometime, it could be fun
>>727723997Klonoa is Biggie Smalls.
I'm gonna eat a burger for dinner in honor of Klonoa
december is the month of tonde games
>>727724730>Tags: heart_eyes
>>727724730I'm going to eat a cat in honor of Klonoa.
>>727724839On 12/11 I will do something stupid
>>727725064A good tag to combine with shota. Love seeing lovey dovey shos.
>>727700594You mean without your pants dropping to around your ankles
>>727723889H-Hurry, I'm not sure how much longer I can wait!
>>727725486I am hurrying! It’s rush hour traffic right now!
>>727725810Okay, I'll just wait here and... rest my eyes... for a moment...
>>727725120Post your butt?
>>727726590I'm gonna stick your hand in a bowl of warm water while you're sleeping
>>727726778That's a bit gay
>>727725120Empire State Building?
>>727726851I'm going to gently rub some tabasco on his eyelids and squirt water on his face.
>>727728408I'm gonna pull down his pants and laugh at this tiny penis
>>727728504>thisyour own
>>727728408"Water" huh?
>>727728665yes, that will make him wake up real quick and rub his eyes, and he'll get tabasco in his eyes
>>727728665Yes water. The funny part comes when he pees himself (look it up)
>>727728837Oh wait I thought you were replying to >>727726851I'm retarded
>>72772850422 cm is tiny?
>>727729141Did he just get back from the gym?
>>727729049Damn, you're bigger than mehot
>>727728837Sticking someone's weiner in warm water while he's sleeping seems kinda gay...Also they busted that on Mythbusters.
>>727729297HAND, not weiner!
>>727729273Actually I'm 18 cm but Klonoa's should rightfully be bigger than mine so I'm just estimating.
>>727729483You're gay for touching someone else's weiner even if it was just for a prank (but that's okay)!
is he home yet
>>727729918Klonoa has no home. He's a dream hobo.
>>727729762It's not gay, and if it was, it wouldn't be okay!
>>727729950Quantum Leap, but with dreams.Tonde Beckett
>>727730126I always knew Klonoa was black-coded
>>727729950He doesn't even have a canon. You're free to invent your own.
>>727730565Holy shit, a real JO crystal?
>>727729579same size as me. still hot
>>727730687yes
>>727731872>demake baby has the wrong interpretationfigures
>>727730752We should wahoo together.
>>727731986
>>727732152>>727730752Can I watch? Please?
>>727732152I would wahoo with you if you lived near me but you probably don't
>>727725332RIP Matthew Perry
>>727732152>>727732350I wanna watch these two klonoa-looking anons frot their 18 cm penors togetherNo homo
>>727729579>>727729579What the hell is going on? I am also 18.5 cm!
>>727733113Three way?
>>727733106>No homoNo straight person even knows the word "frot". Sorry but u gay
>>727719416>>727730126I wish Klonoa's feet canonically looked like this.
Reminder that the full version of this has yet to be posted.
It makes me feel funny when anons talk about wahooing with each other
I hate when secondaries draw Klonoa and make his feet black colored.they're white paws as seen in the first damn game intro.
>>727707532i wanna sniff his briefs
>>727702978The games are just scrimblo slop for kids that didn't have a 64. There's nothing to talk about.
wahoo server where
>>727737094>t. coping Banjofag
I wish Klonoafags were meth heads so they could klonoapost 24/7 and we would always hit the bump limit
>>727738004I used to wahoo with some /soc/ anons but that seems like forever ago now, almost like a half remembered dream.>>727738638Sorry, I get really sleepy after taking my Klonopin.
I want anons to bully my small wahoo with their big wahoos
>>727739207>Sorry, I get really sleepy after taking my KlonopinTake shotamphetamine instead!
>>727739503How small?
>>72774000812cm
>>727698846Kemoshota peepee!
>>727740473Yikes. No wonder you turned out gay, since bottom is the only thing you could ever be good for.
>>727740647It's actually becus girls are gross
>>727741159Sour grapes
>>727719689>I want hug this Klonoa and praise him for still being very cute.Me too!
>>727729297>Also they busted that on Mythbusters.Adam Savage of the Mythbusters was such a prolific rapist that he was known by his victims as the "raping blob"
>>727740473Wanna have a sword fight?
>>727723487Spank that Monkey.
>>727728470Monkey need spanking.
>>727731872> Didn't realize that Klonoa is the Player's vessel.> Lunatea's the product of the Player's mind after witnessing the ending of Door to Phantomile.
>>727741732Yes please
>>727698846Sex.
>>727741732
>>727739207>I used to wahoo with some /soc/ anonsHot. Give details.
>>727719689>I want hug this Klonoa and praise him for still being very cute.Klonoa gets even more cuter when he gains weight.
post obscure klonoa pics that you have saved in your folder but that you never get to post because how specific they are or just you dont post them at all, I wan to see em
>>727743842I would, but they're too based for this board.
>>727743842
>>727742904I don't recall too much, just that there were maybe half a dozen anons or so on any given day. We used a website that combined webcam feeds and also had a text chatroom, users could make their own rooms and ours was posted on /soc/ which is how I found out about it. Everyone generally positioned their cams to hide their faces while we chatted and wahooed together.
>>727743842They're too hot for you to handle, this is the best you'll get
A Klonoa thread with 200+ posts, let's go!
>>727745113Put this thing out of its misery. I don't want to see it ever again.
>>727743948if it just porn, just catbox it
previous boy
>>727745957*precious
>>727743990this pic goes hard
>>727746226Yeah.
>>727745113KILL IT!KILL IT!
>>727746979That's the UK. 2 plus 2 equals 5 there, right?
>>727744021>there were maybe half a dozen anons or so on any given dayHOLY F*CK THAT'S SO HO->We used a website that combined webcam feeds and also had a text chatroomBlueballed again
>>727720903government mandated 'noa will be featured on my presidental campaign in 2028
