If I come at you with my melee and you don't INSTANTLY stop firing your weapon and come at me with your melee, I basically win by default and you're gay. Simple as
BasedDoesn't help that melee hitreg in tf2 is dogshit either
>>727699503All true and unanimously agreed upon across /v/
>>727699576You see dogshit I see a treasure from another era we are not the same
>>727699503Always happen to me, I scared medic with melee
>>727699503>crits you with Ubersaw
>>727699503I try to do this with engies but 99% of them are cowards and shotgun me
I guess but heavy has the best melee in the game besides the soldier bat and it’s not even close
>>727699503Would Heavy be overpowered if he had access to Demoknight shields that replace the Minigun?
>>727699503>no no you're supposed to melee me even though I'm playing a class that's almost twice your hp! and melee just happens to ignore my main class weakness!
>>727699503Surprise, mother fucker.
>>727699784You can just run FoS + steak and murder everyone anyway.
>>727699503>*DEAD* Anonymous: If I come at you with my melee and you don't INSTANTLY stop firing your weapon and come at me with your melee, I basically win by default and you're gay. Simple as
How about I kill you and you deal with it?
>>727699639i would agree if most melee fights werent just 30 seconds of mindlessly swinging until the game decides someone managed to hit the otherits fun though regardless
melee is utterly homosexual
>>727699503cool argument but>shoots you with a shotgun
>>727699784The entire charge mechanic was originally proposed for heavy as an more interesting alternative to GRU before valve just decided to give it to demo.A heavy that was able to reach the front lines faster that way while scrapping the whole "he's meant to be OP to justify is slow rollout" bullshit would have been far better balanced.
>>727699576isn't it literally just hitscan that stops upon making contact with a bounding box if it's X or less units away from the player?
>>727699503dont care didnt ask also youre dominated
>>727699895Is that how you play it? You should spend some real quality time with the source engine. It doesn't take too long to figure out swing->swing animation->damage dealt. >>727699830>>727700051>
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PLAY BY MY IMAGINARY RULES OR ELSE YOU'RE HECKING CRINGE!!!
>>727700701i have over 1k hours in tf2. usually when im in a melee fight its entirely me and my opponent swinging at each other and only hitting sometimes until one of us lands a crit and wins. it feels random is all
>>727701269>integrity is imaginary the sort of guy who fantasizes about getting the chance to shoot a skunk
>>727701707Whenever I play medic you're not allowed to target me or else you have no integrity.
>>727701772This is true and I do this.
>>727701772you fool, playing medic in the first place means you have no integrity
>>727699503>300 hp vs 125 hpI'm sure to win because of my superior speed!
>>727702205in tf2's case, yeah, that's usually the case unless the heavy is based and rocking the natascha
>>727701707>playing to the opponents advantage>integrityYou're a cuck.
>>727702340How did you manage to completely miss the thread topic?
>>727702435>generalizing to defeat an imaginary straw man so that you might justify being a bitch
>>727702658No strawman. OP literally talks about agreeing to melee a heavy.
>>727702754OP doesn't talk at all, you made inferences based on an archetype wiki image. It sounds as though you took this thread a little too personally.
>>727702854>you made inferences based on an archetype wiki image.Guess I did. No one took the time to say "ignore that OP's image is a heavy" though. Why engage in this argument when it's clear a number of us are working off that idea?
>>727699503What subclass should heavy get. Melee with kgb and fatscouts are a meme.
>>727702995It's OP's fault for not telling you to ignore the image. He's a real faggot.
pootis POW HAHA
>>727699503>demoknight/heavyI won't bother meleeing you, sorry lil bro
>>727703028I have many hours in this game and I think I know best. First, I'd allow all lunch box items to be used in either Primary or Secondary slot, but you can only use one at a time. Sandvich+Shotgun or Minigun+Sandvich are both possible this way. Then give him a pair of space-rocket boots that can be used in either slot as well. Get an air jump every 8-10 seconds, press R to use it no matter what weapon you have out.
>>727703429Possible loadouts>Minigun + Sandvich + Fists>Sandvich + Shotgun + Fists>Minigun + Boost Boots + Fists>Boost Boots + Shotgun + Fists>Sandvich + Boost Boots + Fists>Boost Boots + Sandvich + FistsUnderstand?
>>727699503>t. demoknight
>>727703729Very cute! "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor!"
>>727699503>Hit someone>It makes the meaty thwak sound>Blood splatter on their body>But it doesn't register as an actual hit
>>727699503Only counts if you aim at them and hit C+2
>>727704193DO NOT LOOK AT ME I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION
>>727704984I love critting cocky medics
>>727704193CUMWE FIGHT LIKE MEN
>>727704193sh... sasha... is asleep
