Why Metroid Prime 4 is so vaginal? What did Nintendo want to convey to us?
>>727705770PUSSY
could samus secretly be a woman?
>>727705770I honestly like it, it’s a beautiful motif.
>>727705770Women won
>>727706053this is actually pretty funny if they are genuinely ragebaiting
>>727706053The world lost
>>727706053weren't there a bunch of people, both men and women, who got fired after doing shit like this and showing that they didn't get anything done all day?
How many fucking threads does this shit game need
it's a well known fact that Asian country are matriarchal white countries are also matriarchal 3rd world countries are slowly becoming matriarchal
Ragebait isn't even fun anymore now that you know it's either some Indian or bot making it
>>727705770>I think this game is full of things that look like vaginas>But if I say that my fellow blue checkmarks will call me a creepy pervert>I know, I'll turn it into a chud strawman instead!
>>727706324Kek
>planet of psychic flower head people is full of weird lotus flower shit?>what could they mean by this
>>727706462It needs the whole board
>>727706713funnily enough there's a flower boss in the gameit's name?CARVEX
>>727706713I mean, sure, but that doesn't excuse the exposed clitoris in one of the entrances.
>>727705770HR Geiger makes a bunch of penis aliens and it's fine, but Metroid has a few vagina doors and suddenly it's a problem.
>>727706053dumpy women wearing baggy clothes is one of my least favorite contemporary fashion memes
>>727705770Well, considering Metroid is pretty much a ripoff from Alien, it's staying true to it's roots.
>>727705770I think this is all one big "paging Dr Freud" moment, especially if>>727706713is true. There's at least one artist who got famous painting flowers cuz guys with money were like "whoa, vagina metaphor"
>>727706324>act different depending on the race>we're not racistBravo kojima.
>>727706412After my shift is done, treat me as though I didn't exist.
>>727705770Yonic symbols are always supposed to represent birth/femininity, same way phallic ones represent male sexuality/masculinity. That's the point. It was a thing in the Alien franchise which Metroid was inspired by.
>>727705770This thread was made by Eric, a snoy and massive OoT fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Switch pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive GameCube fanboy that was so buckbroken by BotW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
>>727706969jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>727706324>white guy is just as bad as the black guy, people just avoid the white guyWhat’s this meme even trying to say?
>>727706969and yet you have not provided any evidence that Eric exists or that it's a single person posting all that
>>727707048That you're a dumb cunt
>>727707048Strikes me as some racist/homeless fearmonger who's saying it's lethal not to be racist and scared of poor peope.
>>727707048that supposedly people ignore violent or criminal tendencies when it comes from a black person, something that is evidently not true when you look at sentencing rates for each race for equivalent crimes
>>727707048That the world is racist against whites.
>>727706856what game is this? sims?
>>727707048The joke is that if you saw something like that the normal thing to do is avoid it aka the top panel. Its implying that woke people ignore warning signs and/or deliberately put themselves in danger to avoid being called racist.
>>727707048if you see a rambling schizo who looks like he could easily overpower you should avoid him, it says a lot about society but also has a practical message it's a good comic
>>727707360No, the Sims
>>727706053Number 1 requisite of my job is that you need to be bilingual and speak fluent english, someone I've known for 7 years doesn't speak a lick of english, she can read it though.No clue how she's still around.
>>727705770>TripsterThat guy is a Snoy. If it were a playstation game, he wouldn't say anything. I bet he loves Myles since he would remind him of Aloy since he can't shut the fuck up.
>>727705770
>>727707664Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:>The old Donkey Kong games>Ocarina of Time>pre-BoTW Zelda games>Iwata>Reggie>Rare>The GameCube>Super Smash Bros. Melee>Mario Kart 8Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden
>>727706053women entering the workplace was an apocalyptically bad decision
/v/ really cant decide if they're prudes or coomers
>>727706324>she got no assno wonder shes a feminist>inb4 niggassshe doesnt even have an ass by asian standards>>727707601>>727707360thought it was mass effect and femshep
>>727705770Why do they not have to look like that?
People forget that the male urethral opening is exactly the same slit shape as a pussy. Maybe think before you speak, plebs.
>>727707847Whatever keeps the culture war up
>>727707430But compared to that fictional scenario I'm in a downtown area full of tons of wealth (which means there's homeless people with neglected mental and physical health issues everywhere) and I've never ever had a problem even though I talk with them and buy them food when I can. They come in every color shape and size too.
>>727707745Nu-Retro deserves hate because they're selling a fucking Naughty Dog game as a Metroid one. But Snoys will never point out the REAL FLAW of Prime 4 as it would mean acknowledgement of the same flaws that exist in Playstation games. Pussy Towers? Nobody cares and I would fuck it anyways. Walkie talkies, linear level design and yapping in METROID? Retro DESERVES to be flayed for turning Metroid into Uncharted the Last of Us.
>>727705770Disgusting. Should be rated M at a minimum. Kids should not be anywhere near this game. “ADULT THEMES” = M rating
>>727707994Did your altruism ever do anything to solve the homeless issue or were you simply subsidising their existence
>>727706412Yes and it was great watching all "look at my 6 figure adult daycare" to "im unemployed and literally shaking"
>>727708127Well I can barely afford my own housing, but I believe nobody has more of a right to have their basic needs met than anyone else so I am simply acting on my beliefs to the limited extent my means allow, regardless of whether or not my singular efforts solve the entire problem or not, which is always an absurd defeatest point to take in any case. If my means were to expand to the point I could help house other people I like to think I'd have the integrity to continue to act on that belief.
yonic imagery is signposting that women were involved in the art direction. when you see this kind of imagery i post 2010, you can safely ignore whatever piece of art contains it.
>>727708127But also I've never been stabbed robbed or even threatened after almost a decade of being this way, so it certainly hasn't hurt.
The game was made by blue haired women
>Tripster threadSo this the voice of the masses
>Adds Playstation shit like walkie talkies and millennial writing to Metroid>The Snoy refuses to point that out even though it has no place in Metroid>Instead, they cry about pussy towers because they see nothing wrong sith walkie talkies and millennial writing since they've been conditioned by nu-GOW, Horizon and Naughty Dog "games"I can see through your tricks, Snoy. I want Retro to be CRUSHED for what they did to Metroid. But I want the lessons learned to be "we shall never make a metroid with walkie talkies and millennial humor" not "muh woke tower." Fucking Snoy. Retro will pay for their words and deeds and you will be next for trying to derail the cause.
This kinda stuff is all over the place, Metroid doing it isn't any different. No big deal really, it's like that dolphin illusion.
>>727705770>he doesn't like vaginasGo back to play Last of Us, faggot.
>>727706053women's lib was a mistake
>>727708523>he will be bagel'd soon, elohim shabbath
>>727707994>fictional scenarioSure, people do this on much larger scale and it's much worse than you think
>>727707847>/v/ is one person>everyone is OP
>>727708406>>727708470So the answer is a long-winded no and all you did was subsidise a statistically more violent and dangerous subsect of the population because anicdotally, you've never personally been stabbed.
>>727707268>something that is evidently not true when you look at sentencing rates for each race for equivalent crimesUnfortunately, when you dig deeper on this the disparity comes from additional factors like repeat offenses and whether the criminal shows remorse or is generally uncooperative.
>>727707048That being catalogued as racist is worse than being dead in the current society and will be more than true after EU start to spread their internet ID ideas to america, it will happen so it better to start to get used to be a decent human
https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/tables/table-4343b, murder and non negligent manslaughter
I don't have a screenshot but one of the rooms is in the shape of a uterus on the map.
>>727706053You just know the one in the middle is the alpha / their manager
>>727706969Get help, my man.
>>727706053foidkino
>>727705836Samus has always been mtf
>>727710030Man dem FBI statistics is rayciss to make us look bad
>>727705770Metroid F
>>727705770Be glad it imitates a REAL VAGINA and not a penis.
>>727708523>>727706969>snoyi just hate Metroid fans desu
>>727707268I tried to use those statistics against someone back in 2018, and got owned. They leveled out.
>>727707048top panel sees someone who's enraged and stays awaybot panel sees the same thing and says "it's dey culture"
>>727707048White victim complex
>>727707537The messaging is retarded because you'd avoid the rambling schizo no matter his skin color
>>727706713explain all the clits then.
>>727707430I don't think any "woke" person or liberal would just walk right by a dangerous homeless person tripping out just because they're black and they want woke points or whatever. You're making a character up in your head
>>727705770Twitter is making people develop schizophrenia
>>727707048Pussies be scawed
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>>727707048
You know MP4 was a huge success given how much /v/ seethes about it.
>>727706053As retarded as it is at least the dance isn't completely fucking lifeless like 99.9% of this shit. There's nothing worse than an actual retard bouncing around for a video like they're fucking geriatric.
