Cast a live action Samus Aran for the inevitable Metroid movie.
Some 5'3" nepobaby that overacts
Hunter Schafer, I got 2 reasons:>own the chuds>make nintendo lose millions
>>727709707They didn't cast her as Zelda, they ain't casting her as Samus.
>>727711017>her
>>727709402Lili Reinhart. She even has the mole in the same place
>>727712050Just because she has a penis, all of the sudden that means she's not a woman?
>>727709402prime Amber Heardbut the entire plot is about her having a bad case of food poisoning and she keeps pooping everywhere haha
>>727709402We already got the perfect match though!!!