Write one line for him to deliver at the end of Half-Life 3
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Its Freemaning time
>>727719128>Yeah, THAT just happened. Aaaaakwaaaaard.
the narwhal bacons at midnight
>>727719128*about to kill G-Man*"I've been waiting for this a third and a half of my life"
I hope it was worth the weight
>>727719128>Now about that beer you owe meAny other answer is wrong.
Black Mesa was operated by niggers
>>727719128You stole half my life G-man, now I will end yours
"Now to get rid of all those niggers"
>>727719128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXaPUGU4HY0&t=88s
Nah.
YOU FUCKED UP MY HAIR
>>727719419I was going to post that lol>>727719128>Looks like your LIFE is over
>>727719419Kino
>>727719128>sarge look, I'm doing HEV suit
We're going to end up with a sacrifice ending and the last line will come out of the HEV suit>Emergency. User death imminentleaving things about Gordon's health uncertain
>>727719128>..Heh. I waited half a life for that.
>>727719671
>>727719128>gotcha suckers!
>>727719128Total Vortigaunt Chasity Cage Enforcement
>>727719821Kino
>>727719128Upon seeing the dyson sphere>fuck
I implore you to reconsider.
>>727719128Gallum galla gilla ma.
>>727719128Maclunky
>>727719128"Now the Combine and the G-Man have been defeated and humanity has been saved, but at what cost? We must all now live... a HALF-LIFE.">DIRECTED BY GABE NEWALL
>>727719128> "heh... I've done the impossible... I've lived three halves of 1 life.."
>>727719419This. But what would his voice sound like?
>>727719128it was all a dream
>Man, that was skibidi.
>>727720498Bryan Cranston
>>727719128Have a Krotchy day!
>>727720498dan hentschel
>>727719128The secret to taking down the Combine is inside this Orange Box, Too.
>>727720498Ryan Gosling
>>727720552>"Gordon! Gordon, wake up. You were supposed to be in the test chamber a half hour ago.">"Uh oh! Doctor Magnusson is going to kill me!">credits roll
Gordon and Alyx have to jump off a cliff together or something and Alyx turns to the player and says "Go on 3. Ready?" Then they count together "1... 2... 3!" and jump
>>727719128Man, what a day.
finally, I can get back to work on the movie
>>727719128>"I've spent half my life doing this shit... now I'm finally a free man."*crashes the Borealis into the Combine mothership in a massive fireball explosion*credits roll
woops haha I forgot to turn the mike on this thing on hahaha how embarassing right alyx?
"Before meeting you, I was living a Half Life... Alyx... will you marry me?"
>>727719128Niggers
>>727725417kek
I'M GONNA KILL G-MAN
>>727720498Bane
Three half lifes is only 7/8 of a life
NOW ABOUT THAT VORTIGUSSY YOU OWNED ME...
>>727719128“Do you know who ate all the donuts?”
Allahu ackbar
>We must be better Freemen
>>727725220now THAT is kino
>>727719128"What a shame"
>>727720498Gaben
>>727719128He will quote his biggest inspiration, Ronaldo
>>727725220
RAPE
>>727719128>Write one line for him to deliver at the end of Half-Life 3Gordon: "I waited XX years for this? GabeN, explain yourself!"
HL3 when?
>>727719128"I'm trans, btw."
>>727728920wednesday, dec 10
>>727719128"It can't be helped."
>>727728969Cousin Itt, dec 11
>>727720498Ross.
>(HL3 ENDING SCENE)>(BARNEY APPROACHES FREEMAN AFTER THE WORLD IS SAVED)>>BARNEY:>Phew. What a life, huh?>>FREEMAN:>Half life>>(CREDITS)
Lines are for friends so I don't need one.
>>727729172This is the one.
*tink tink**ahem*NIG- *roll creddits*
>I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's
What if HL3 doesn't get announced this year?
>>727730087Wow, that sounds awful. Almost like every single other year. I wonder what we did then.
>>727719128>Corners the GMAN>"Consider this my resignation">Hits him in the skull with the crowbar
"I lived a whole life"........ deep...
>damn I really need a lip balm
>Well THAT just happened
>>727719128>I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was really... I was alive.
>>727719173fpbp
>>727719128*standing on a boat plunging into combine home world*camera pans from first-person to a close up on freeman's facewell fuck
>>727734538>see combine homeworld is a dyson sphere"We're going to need a bigger boat"
>>727719128Adrian?
What a day.
>>727719128Cowabunga!
>>727719128"Sorry, Alyx, I'll pass. Nothing personal, I just don't want to racemix."
>>727720498Really geeky, like Eddie Deezen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lBFk-PDmbI
>>727720638>THE COMBINE ARE ALL MORONS.
>>727719128>"Niggers tongue my anus"Then Eli tongues his anus
>>727735947Elis brainus was tongued by a floating jellybean
"John Freeman over here!!1!"
"All that for a blasian"
>>727719128bazinga
>>727719419Came here to post this. Would scream kino at the top of my lungs
>>727719419>>727720498How about, voiced by Gay Ben himself?
>>727719128>About to beat G-Man's head in with crowbar"Heh, looks like you've lived a...Half-Life"
>>727719128"I've lived my life in full... now it's time for the consequences"
>>727719128either >>727719173 or >>727719419I don't even want the game to release otherwise
>>727720498Kelly Bailey.
