I have anti-metroid fatigue
>>727722278Tendies really want people to care about midtroid prime poor.
30000 on launch. Shows that woke is bad
I like that the meme doesn't mention the companions because that would just make him agreeable and sensible
>>727722343I bet it was his fault and this image is just coping, kinda like OP.
Im going to try to salvage this thread.I'm trying out primehack, but the missiles dont work, its mapped to the G key but it just doesnt switch over. I swapped it to a different key, still doesn't work.It just an intro thing? I know you lose it early on and get it back later.
>>727722571try F, that was the default if I remember correctly
>>727722278You have NEET fatigue. It's just third world NEETs emulating it. Don't worry about it.
>>727722278Take it up with Nintendo.They're more Anti-Metroid than anyone.
>>727722278Read your internal emails faggot, this is why you won't get a raise.
People are having fun with a shitty desert and the same three enemies over and over?
>>727722278you got this image from Reddit which is coincidentally the only place on the internet that is actually enjoying this game (GO BACK)
>>727722278>I have anti-metroid fatigueI am also fed up with Tanabe and his hatred for Metroid.
>>727727714there's no fucking way they only sold 30k...Given how rabid defenders of this dumpster fire were I would've thought the game was selling millions just from fanboys alone
>>727722365the game isn't even woke, it's just infected with BotW-tism, millenialschlock, and yonic imagery everywhere
>>727722278Agreed, I'm sick of people bringing up shit like level design, enemy placement, item placement, content density, etc. Just give me a wide open, empty stretch of land for hours with a few crystals scattered around instead, even better if there's some NPC radioing in every couple of minutes.
>>727722278cubies will seethe at anything that is more successful than their childhood shitcube slop.
>>727722278Now why did you put a red border around your pic?
>>727722357this, lol. Remember when Dread came out and people actually DID care? I didn't personally, but I definitely remember people caring enough to emulate it. I didn't even know a new Prime game came out. No wonder no one cares, the Prime games were always just Halo clones anyway. People want Metroidvanias, not whatever the fuck Prime is supposed to be.
I didn't post in this thread...
>>727730206I will laugh if this shit fails to sell better then Dread as it would show 2D Metroid reigns supreme.
>>727730206I barely saw anyone defending it pedoric
