It's Saturday and that means its time to start plotting ways to rig all of the end of the year award shows in tf2!Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club>Why the fuck is there so much custom contentJust download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7zand then place the content into their respective tf2 folders>For Sunday the smoke sesh is held in unreal tournament 2k4Want to get suddenly pinged with videos that show what really happen to people on the naughty list? click on this link!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
>>727725494not getting on until sniper is on the naughty list
What a fucking Grinch you are Alex with your fucking sleigh, just a fucking Grinch
what a naughty team
>>727725494So if we're playing UT 2004 tomorrow, does that mean that we will get a link to download the game instead of spending money? I remember we did it with Quake 3.
>>727725494Never /v/anned but since Pyro's there i just wanted to say that there's nothing quite as satisfying as sneaking up behind a Heavy+Medic push and backburning them.
>>727726451How has no other shooter made a pyro class/weapon that functions like the backburner. Maybe there are a game or two that do the extra damage on enemies back thing but nothing feels as good as hearing those crit hit sounds stacking over each other
FUCK YOU
who am i raping today
>>727726451>never /v/annedlooks like its a good day to start
>>727726451im trans btw
https://gamebanana.com/mods/623779
>>727728616would>>727728105>>727728640*SNIFFFFFFFFF*
17 naughty grinches failing no dustbowl december on cp_dustbowl_winter
What's the command to spam the sounds multiple times?
say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;say rouge;
>>727728916type say (sound); say (sound); say (sound); say (sound); say (sound); say (sound); for example: say chickenjockey; say chickenjockey; say chickenjockey; say chickenjockey; say chickenjockey; say chickenjockey;
>>727728616no new models until Geoff Keighley scout gets added
26 hiv positive reindeer on koth_roughshod
>>727725494>VR/v/ans>Suddenly lose all third worldies
save them
>>727733034Not buying a Facebook vr headset and my room ain't big enough for room scale headsets no more...ill buy the new steam vr when it releases, with money from my JOB
33 iced out mfs on cp_glacier
If im not fragging im jacking off to plump girlcock
31 photos of cindy lou on a certain player's hard drive in pl_wutville
I haven't joined a party van in months, I'm guessing I can't join cause I'm not american? What prompted that decision?
>>727735897what race are you
>>727735897fuck you, you are not allowed
>>727735897server doesnt accept spoofed IPs anymore due to abuse, just flip that vpn off
>>727733282Meta Quest 3 is probably the best, for your money, virtual reality goggles available. Just barely enthusiast...the Meta Quest 3 allows play in both FaceBook metaverse and PCVR.The new Steam Frame VR goggles look pretty good. I can tell you they'll age well...except for the lack of peripheral view.
>>727736371sex
>Engineer isn't overpowered>Engineer doesn't need a nerf
>>727736371transcoded
>>727736605I look like this when I get ubered
Server status?
>>727736825reclining.
>>727725494So the Discord cabal is the life blood of the server. Most of which of playing Risk of Rain 2.
>>727736964So comfy time?
>>727737049i was raped when i was a wee lad btw
>>727737963we know snowshoe
>>727736205Ye I had the vive and it was a blast, but I moved and my new bedroom is 1/4th the size Favorite game was Vanishing Realms, with steam being my #1 used launcher, I can't afford not to buy the frame thing
shit map server death imminent
no thanks / not interested
>>727738796Used to be a map played deep into the /v/an night. It's not even an hour since silly maps were opened and yet we're here. The downfall continues.
>>727738906>fagmins spend 1.5 years abusing and fucking around>culminates by making buttmunch a fagmin and making the game unplayable>but at least you got record highs by attracting retards to the freak show>suddenly the /v/an is in a death spiralThey couldn't help themselves but fuck with something that was already perfect. But such is the cycle of a 4chan ran server of any game.
>>727738906Why are silly maps enabled so early? I thought that shit was supposed to be turned on in the late night cycle
>>727739172Nope. They're right on time. Again, the current fagmin team decided they dictate what is and isn't fun. This is how it was for years up until around 2024
>>727738906>>727739172late night map rotation needs to be pushed back by like two hours >but I NEED to play on le cp_niggersfuck off, and besides if majority of the server wants a silly map early the fagmin will usually force change it anyways
>>727739430No it doesn't. The silly maps are what kept people interested in playing because of the novelty of never knowing what you'd get. Now the server pretty much relies on fagmins fucking around instead of the gameplay being enough. Worse yet is how many players can't nominate maps because of reasons we just don't know.
>>727739314I'm going crazy then. I thought late night maps were toggled on a good bit after autohop would be.
>>727739573>The silly maps are what kept people interested in playing because of the novelty of never knowing what you'd getNot when the server wants to nominate sharty for the 578th fucking time this month. You can blame the admins for a lot but the server itself has a lot of bumbling retards stuck in the same rotation of maps every weekend.
>>727739581there's "silly maps" then there's "Silly Maps"
>>727739930Or they could remove the sharty the same way they removed WarioWare.>Man why are we playing 5 versions of Dustbowl back to back to back?>Should we maybe limit it to 2 versions?>Nah, just take away player nominations>But it's ok when we nominate itemtest because our ingroup thinks it's funny
>>727739930>>727740179Also:>The people have spoken. They like the mapsAnd ironic you say the sharty when it's the fucking fagmins who were nominating it because "haha funneh maymay map, amiriteguize?"I see now why Bakugo wanted a back door as I wouldn't have trust ed these retards either.
I do not like the player skins and feel they have a negative impact on my /v/an experience
>>727740369Ironic how at the start of year almost everyone hated them. Now that I'm thinking about it, remember how they almost killed the server with the Blackbox nuke and the 1 shot Glock?
>>727740506i'd rather have the skins than the custom guns those things were aids
>>727740613Skins aren't a bad idea in concept. It's just that we never got anything else added.
>>727740767peter griffin as the heavy is pretty funny i just dont like that i can never tell what team hes on
>>727740878this
>>727740878I've come to accept the model it was still a retarded decision overall that turned the game from "4chan's TF2" to "Le Party /v/an Experience!" Though ironically the server is returning to actual TF2 for the first time in months
>>727740506blackbox nuke used to counter amp spam funny enough, mayhaps leaving something in with no true counter is a bad idea
ohio niggers are crying, time to frag
>>727741332The amp was a retarded idea in the first place. Completely breaks the flow of certain maps.
>>727741493It is a give and take. Breaks the flow on some maps and forces maps that typically stalemate until the round ends to move forward.
>>727741493Chokepoints become unplayable, I remember all summer no one ever pushed past the first point on pl_dustbowl. They really should be minicrits instead of full crits.
>>727741729but without crits what would pomson gaming do without his crutch
>>727741729Actually not a bad idea. Doesn't make the 1 Enginigger carry the whole team yet still adds variety to the game.
I'm not the only one who thought pyro in op thumbnail was jerking off a dick right
>>727742030I think the porn sprays are starting to rot your brain.
>>727741781it's ok we have 5 kritz medics on standby exclusively for him
>>727742030No better time than the present to post this from a few maps ago.
33 black friday gifts bought by a cheapo on pl_frostward
i feel like the van just has less population during the holidays, i distinctly remember that being a thing last year at least
>>727742546that is indeed the case, as well as these doomposts above that being said the server could stand a few improvements
>>727742637Such as? What did you have in mind?
>>727742546Last two years things picked up the weekend after the Smissmas map release then died around Christmas weekend.
>>727742836for one, is there any way at all to make model swaps clientside?
>>727742836more agp skins please
>>727742836let me block specific saysounds
>>727743003you can do that by altering the sound files yourself and replacing them in your tf folder
>>727742937Been wanting this for the longest time. The only thing I could think would be to go through each individual model file and replace them with the original models.>Find Peter Griffin Heavy model>Copy and rename all the OG Heavy files to PG names and replaceIn theory this ought to work but is time consuming
>>727742836Implementing a map cool down that lasts 48 hours on certain, overplayed maps like cp_niggers.
there was a map i remember playing on the /v/an years ago and I haven't seen it since. the whole map was just a very very small hallway, maybe in a corner shape, i think there was a second floor.
>>727742836Remove all pink triangles or release the files on why they were added
>>727742546Only the worst of the worst dont spend time with their family and friends
>>727727861False, Tranny Pyros are all 1000 hour degreaser-comboniggers.
>>727743293Is there really that many under-22 somethings playing a 4chan variation of a 18 year old game?
>>727742836i'd love longer map cooldowns to stop map fatigue
>>727743404idk about the /v/an specifically but tf2 is really popular with the under 22-somethings. just look at that shounic server its full of em.
around 2 or 3 am est the map pool should go back to the nonmeme map set so people cant murder the server 2 hours after i get off work anymore and maybe some normalfags will join in the late night hours
>>727742836remove the huntsman
>>727743404that makes me want to make a poll for this shit what's an easy way to make a poll again?
you shouldn't have been so mean to the ai goku
>>727743645https://strawpoll.com/
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleGdLaZp
see you guys next week
what's the /v/ans official stance on red or blue?
how does pomson gaming keep finding new ways to play like a nigger
31 players recovering from having their balls choked out on koth_shockwave
>>727739080i have sex with dogs btw forgot to mention that
give girspetpig back his !nominate powers
>>727745562how can a dog be that horny
>>727740179>same way they removed WarioWare.LOLOL FAMOUS LAST WORDS THAT'S THE NEXT MAP
>>727746052this is the second map I afk in spawn for. will I do it a third? probuhblee
29 players shoving lumps of coal up their ass on warioware
I got a package
27 players defending the ball against ralph cifaretto on cp_hoto
>>727746909what a trickster
WAKE UP NIGGAS
>>727746909what is that saysound from
25 players celebrating a very r kelly christmas in the country on cp_vertical
I just gotta chain a girl up in my basement hold her against her will
My skin is green and I hate Christmas joy
server status?
why did this /v/an suck so hard
>>727750128someone took a shit in the eggnog bowl
>>727750128i brian puked from no coffee and got a butterfinger mashmellow
>>727750523what the fuck did you just say
>>727750560idk but that candy was mid. wasnt worth the wait
>>727750951butterfingers were always on the lower end of the candy tier list for me, I'd rather just get a twix
>>727751357im afraid of bart simpson btw
>>727752725domer
>>727743570is the /v/an still up
>>727754241no but i am*unzips cock*
Seeing a lot of whining about le jokes that haven't been done in a while so I don't get why you fags are still asshurt about something that just stopped a while ago and are just NOW complaining about it.FAGGOT ASS RANT DROPPING DOWN BELOWI'm remembering how most vans were alive because of how I moderated the map picks. Most of them entirely new that I've gathered for some nights so it was just new ones back to back. It was really fun seeing people get accustomed to what the tf2 mapper community had to offer. Some shit, some ok and some GUD. While still offering fan favorites to get hit or two and get some no name maps that haven't been picked in awhile. All while nominating for them.Well, I can't really do that anymore and I'm not sure if others can fill that spot that I left (I'm the one who can read the room). I would rather have the server self moderate itself but you can just see by this thread how the map pool STILL needs proper "work" and the custom content cutdown (which i don't agree with but its something to look at after having them on entirely for this year). Anyways, on those days where I was paying attention, the server had an active player retention because people could actually play the game and it would not feel monotonous. There's still some suggestions I made (most of what has been dropped in this thread isn't new, I already brought these points up before they were a problem) by playing on the server but sometimes the admins (the ones who actually matter (1)) take their sweet ass time in doing them (most of them are pretty much busy with irl/playing other vidya.) or other times just straight up ignoring it.Besides the schizo posts, usually around this time the holidays rape the player count (anons get busy irl) and its usually the same fraggers day in/day out leaving those blank spots. There's not enough new blood to replace the old ones because they get filtered almost instantaneously. FAGGOT ASS RANT, OVER.
>>727725494anyone got this image but not as a gif with cursors
>>727755982I would love to see an attempt at a small but hand picked map list, if maybe for one night just to see how things play out. Probably asking for too much but I'd rather have 5 star 3 course meal than a never ending back of mcdonald's yes I know >food analogy
>>727755982i just want to frag, new maps are fun, maps where i cant frag are not, everything else is gay and dumb
>>727755982It's just tiring playin the same ol fuckin shit each week when we got tons of maps waiting and it's a shame you can't do nuffin about it
fuc
