Why doesn't this autist talk to the NPCs?
She tried that in Other M and everyone hated it.
>>727727049CYOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Would you want these writers writing dialogue for Samus?
>>727727049Stop judging my wife. She doesn't like talking to strangers.
The legendary manfaced bounty hunter
>>727727049Ugh, they kept the "mole" from other M, as long as she keeps it the literal stain of that shitshow will always be with Samus.
>>727727452>a beautiful Aryan woman is masculine now
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>>727727049>autist>doesn't talk to NPCsShe's just like me fr
>>727727049she has absolutely no need to fucking talk when she has TELEPATHY powers the others just can't reach her level
crazy that they hired this VA for Samus just to do grunts
>>727727049It feels like the game is a result of some conflicting production notes over the years.>Have NPCs tell you what to do so that dumb players don't get stuck, or think the game is too "weird">Samus will NOT talk, people hated that>The game should be a "leap forward", and an open world is the tried and true way to do that>The level design should be as close to Prime 1 as possible, people still think that one's the bestPikmin 4 went through very similar things, but came out a bit more coherent, probably because you just can't add an open world to it
>>727728717that's what i call sexo
>>727728736pikmin 3 and 4 are dogshit disneyfied non pikmin games
>>727727049Would YOU want to talk to any of the NPCs in MP4? Be honest.
>>727727049It’s called being a silent protagonist, zoomtard. I know you’re used to every character yapping their head off
>>727728717Just like every Nintendo characters
>>727727049As much as I generally prefer for Samus to not speak I agree. Her silence is a byproduct of her not really needing to speak because she's either alone, or she's being told what to do so a head nod is all that's needed. But here these people try to converse with her and ask questions and she just blankly stares like a retard and it's really distracting.
>>727727049watch the zelda cartoon and you'll know why
>>727728717She looks like my gf but with a man jaw
>>727730216Bing bing wahoo man showed his talent in Skyrim of all games. Man was paid millions to phone in autistic noises for 30 years until Skyrim. Crazy.
She only speaks in an ancient dead tongue nobody knows any more.
>>727727049She's a super-human demigod, her voice would shatter their minds.
>>727728717Prime had Jennifer Hale without a single actual line outside of a cut opening narration in the first game.
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She should have interacted with them in a similar matter that doomguy does with Sam Hyde. The second that fucking nerd tells her to use missles she should have slap the fuck out of him.
>>727730926You can write a reticent autist without having a blank NES character standing around with quipheads. She can offer small lines and even have gap moe with her social awkwardness. Maybe it's been so long that she doesn't know how to express an idea in common Federation tongue. Maybe she teaches everyone a Chozo word that encapsulates a grandiose concept.
>>727727049Extreme over-correction to Other M. If Samus said just the right amount of lines nobody would be upset.
>>727727049She was but the microphone for her helmet's speakers was broken so no one could hear her.
>>727733250cute
For all I know she's voiced by Seth Rogen, I muted all voice acfting as soon as I got the game
THE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
>>727727049because she knows they don't speak chozo
>>727728717I love my Blazer wife, too bad she doesn't get to show off her sexy pipes as Samus.
>>727727049I WANNA SEX HER SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>727727049>/v/ wants other MThis game is probably a success because Metroid is full of tourists now. Or maybe everyone loves other M now. I really don't know anymore.
>>727727049Because Link didn't talk in BotW. And Metroid must copy everything it can from BotW.
>>727740916or maybe the game is that really fucking good
>>727740916Samus wasn't really a hardcore silent protagonist per se, there just wasn't anyone to talk to. Would it have killed Nintendo to have an occasional reply like "Huh" or "I see"?
>>727740916She nodded her head to someone atleast 20 times in this game. To the point where, how is this a woman that went through military service successfully a decade before?
>>727727950THE BABY
>>727741370Her helmet doesn't seem to do the thing the Feds do when talking.
>>727727049I always interpreted her reticence as her just being an autist and not really wanting to talk to people in english. Like she knows english and will occasionally say small things like single word responses if she needs to, but she would be a lot more comfortable to be speaking in chozo to a bird bc she was raised by them after her parents were killed. Like in Dread, when she talks to quiet robe after his speech.
>>727740916The issue with Other M isn't that she talked at all, it's that she talked constantly and everything that came out of her mouth was retarded bullshit.
>>727741783So female Myles?
>>727727049The problem isn't how little she talks it's how often people talk to her.
>>727727961 >>727727049>autist>doesn't realize that she's actually talking to the NPCsYou retarded zoomniggers are failures. Full fucking failures. Open your are dumb nigro.
>>727740916>Or maybe everyone loves other M now.I wouldn't say I loved it, but I liked it and have felt the hate it got for years and years has been overblown.
>>727728717>It's Blonde Blazer
>>727742436It's a bad game in nearly every aspect thoughbeit. You just happen to have shit taste.
>>727727049Because she's trans and doesn't talk to CHUDS
>>727727049it's really weirdshe was never mute
>>727727049How else are we supposed to get COMEDY GOLD??>quippy MCU-esque character says something dumb>quiet badass just stares at them silently >NPCs laughYou're a nazi chud if you aren't tired of this shit yet!
Metroid should not have human characters other than Samus. I'm fine with humans existing in the universe, I just don't ever want to see or hear them. Friendly NPCs are fine as long as they're ayylmaos who speak gleep glorp like U-Mos or Quiet Robe.
why is she so pretty?
>>727743657I'm starting to like it because it triggers zoomniggers.
>white woman doesn't talkI know it's fiction and all but suspension of belief only goes so far
>>727745854It's literally you millennialcucks that are the problem and writing it.>a-actually we're doing it to totally own the zoom zooms!
>>727731889Gros...
>>727728717I'd like to hire her to do grunts as well, if you understand the reference to sexual intercourse that I'm making.
>>727741565>Samus doesn't like to talk because her accent is god-awful
>>727727049>Armstrong got to hug herIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Reminder that she speaks in Fusion and she's written perfectly in that game.