He irrecoverably ruined Resident Evil in the popular consciousness because he had to make his wife the star of every film
They kept making those films because people kept watching them. You get what you deserve.
>>727738687It's not like he's a great or even competent director. Having a hot model as a wife and cheap star probably helped the box office. He's been doing vidya adaptations since 1995.
>>727738687if only he knew how much I jerked off to his hot wife in re1
>>727738687>ruined Resident Evil in the popular consciousnessThe people who watch the movies don't care about the games. The people who play the games don't care about the movies.
>>727739018She shows nipples early in The Fifth Element.
>>727738885Event Horizon showed he had real talent at one point
>>727738687Pretending to hate these movies is very Millennial coded.
>>727738687uoh
>>727739124Im a 30 year old boomer and I hated all of them after Apocalypse
>>727739121>this ripoff of Sphere that was unwatchably bad showed he had real talent at one point
Tbh the first three movies are better than the first 3 games.
>>727738687imagine if all you did was fuck your beautiful wife and make terrible no effort movies that still make moneyi wish i was him
>>727738687>Resident Evil>the popular consciousnessFor regular people it was just another movie they watched once and moved on to another. They most likely weren't even aware that it has something to do with video games. What the fuck are you on about?
>>727738687Absolutely retarded take by an absolutely retarded person.
>>727739212That's because you're poor and can't get laid. Some people like to be good at what they do, and be recognized for it.
>>727739183I liked apocalypse until nemesis became a faggot who wanted to protect alice
>>727739287Tell me what you've done, and I'll recognize you for it.
>tfw no Loli-lla Jovovich gf
He also killed a guy and horribly maimed a stunt woman on the last one Cute daughter tho
>>727739362Your mom. In all 3 holes.
>>727738687I don't know if anyone even still remembers these films
>>727739394Kill yourself Abdul
>>727739416That's actually very impressive anon. I applaud you.
>>727738764thats not hollywood works, newfag
I masturbated to every single one of those movies the man is a hero
>>727739438everybody remember at least the first two. kino cheesy. After that is all blank. I only remember the last one because it had the most adhd editing I had ever seen in a movie, to the point I thought I downloaded some kind of defective rip.
>>727738687Milla is more at fault than he is. Rain was supposed to be the protagonist. Milla pitched a fit, threatened to quit the production and seduced Paul, so Rodriguez was demoted to a supporting role and killed off.>I almost quit the movie. I was shooting something else, and Paul had hired Michelle Rodriguez to play Rain. And she had just come off Girlfight and there was Oscar buzz. She was very hot at that moment, and my hotness had sort of been already four years old by that point. So Paul rewrote the script for her. It pretty much made my character “the girl,” and Rain was “the guy.” She got all of my big action scenes, and she became like Alice. And then Alice became this tag-along. I didn’t get the new draft until I was leaving to go to Germany from Canada, where I was working. I ended up reading the script on the plane, so by the time I landed in Berlin I was livid. I got to the hotel and said, “We have to have a big talk, or I’m going to be on a flight tomorrow morning.”>I had read for a certain version of the movie, and I got the new rewrite the night before I had to go to Berlin [to shoot]. Paul had pretty much written me out of the movie. I was the damsel in distress that Michelle Rodriguez was saving constantly — the “Look out! Behind you!” girl. So by the time I got to the hotel, Paul’s very sweet producing partner was there with flowers, and I grabbed the flowers and said, “I want to see Paul in my room within the hour. There won’t be any script readings in the morning!” Then I quickly changed, did my makeup, put on a really low-cut top and met for some script revisions. He said, “What’s the problem?” I said, “OK, let’s start: Page 1!”https://www.inverse.com/article/32285-resident-evil-oral-history-jovovich-anderson-stunts-zombie-serieshttps://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/02/movies/paul-ws-anderson-milla-jovovich-resident-evil.html
>>727739601I remember the desert apocalypse one, was that the third or 4th?
>>727738687
I watch these movies and i enjoy them because they feature milla jovovichwhile its true some of them are kind of silly and they generally get worse the further in you go i think there is nothing wrong with just having a series of movies whos primary purpose is to make milla jovovich look cool.
>>727738687Why do women grow so ugly after getting pregnant? The stark contrast between her and her daughter is almost staggering.
>>727738687>He irrecoverably ruined Resident Evil in the popular consciousnessResident Evil's top 10 selling games all came after the at least 3 movies came out, clearly the popular conscious didn't care
>>727739121I'm pretty sure the only thing anyone remembers about Event Horizon were the brief glimpses of the hellish dimensions and the fate of the ship's crew and those were basically just really short split second clips. The movie itself was mostly forgettable.
>>727740620>the hellish dimensions and the fate of the ship's crewso the whole movie?
The daughter is hotter (18yo now) she's basically Milla but with actual tits
>>727739121I'm a massive fanboy of Event Horizon but come the fuck on, the movie is extremely poorly made from a directorial aspect. It's only buoyed by its effects, sets and serviceable story.
>>727740703she looks like a nigger who got his face bleached what are you smoking
>>727740549Her daughter is like 10 there, you sick fuck
>>727740720Why did that movie need comedy black man?He was more or less the same character as comedy black man in Deep Blue Sea. Ironically both movies also had a black man taking things seriously.
>>727740780>See a hot white girl>Immediately think about niggers
>>727740720to be fair the released version got extremely gutted
>>727740690I'm talking about where they see the recording of the Event Horizon's original crew which was like maybe 5 seconds long, if that, plus the part where the researcher dude touches Lawrence Fischer's head and shows him what he's got in store for his crew. Those are pretty much the only really memorable parts of the movie. Most of what happens in the movie is completely forgettable.
>>727738687i though she was married to an asian guy?
>>727740902she is a freak version of her mom, i'd rather hit hag milla
>>727740902it's so easy to make you zoomers mad
>>727740902
>>727740902Not him but at least in the picture you posted she's a significant step down from her mother.
>>727741120>when you're halfway through the character creation
what does having a wife feel like? i can't even keep a woman's interest in a basic conversation.
>>727740902Mom is hotter. Let's see how other daughters turn out to be.
>>727741236Both looking very British so far
>>727738687His wife is fucking hot and I'm glad he let the rest of the world see her while making some cool action stuff.
>>727740703>>727740902Watching a show with her atm; sadly not a very good actress, but she’s cute. Looking forward to the film she’s doing with Luc Besson
Shaved, trimmed or bushy?
>>727741273was he on the list?
>>727741350>the film she’s doing with Luc BessonShe's like 6-7 years too old for that, if you catch my drift
>>727741380Full bush or no buy.
>>727739121That film is the epitome if mediocre old things overhyped by the internet. It wasn't particularly good back then and it isn't now.
>>727738687Careful, you'll summon that /tv/ autist who considers them masterpieces.
>Netflix RE
>>727739187>Ripoff of SphereSphere wasn't good and largely forgotten. Event Horizon has survived long after it's release.
>>727739187event horizon was a masterpiece compared to sphere
>>727741747Event Horizon survived due to internet hype.
>>727741875>this turd is better than that turd
>>727741909it survived due to the explicit gore scenes
>>727741909>1997>internet hype
>>727738687But the series did well during and after the movies. Re 6 was the weird one, then 7 and 8 came out and fucking brought the franchise back from being so close to ddeath. By then. The movies had already been forgotten, deservingly.
>>727738687>ruinedRE was and remains schlockthe films were extra terrible tho yes
>>727742057>then 7 and 8 came out and fucking brought the franchise back from being so close to ddeathgrim
>>727741427he's not a jew, no
Then there was the abortion that was Netflixs resident evil.
>>727742057>6>weirdJust call it what it is: FUCKING SHIT.
>>727741273>>727740703>>727739402>>727738687>all daughtersLOW TEST
>>727742212>nigs and tranoidslmao
>>727740549Pregnancy makes women beautiful actually
>>727738687>loli Jovovich
>>727742246everyone knows they are shitppl like watching bad horror movies
>>727740703hell no, young milla was much hotter
>>727740549women are only attractive so you breed with them, you mistake cause for effect
>>727740703>>727742362Mila doesn't even look slavoidish to me.
>>727738687>because he had to make his wife the star of every filmWell, yeah, he literally had to. Otherwise she would have left him for the next director lol.
>>727740703her daughter got BONG'dpoor girl
>>727738687Reminder a stuntwoman lost a limb and had to give up her career during the making of one of the RE movies.
>>727742468it was synergy she was a hot model, a garbage actor, he was a shit filmmaker, savvy producer
>>727742484>They just did everything to shit on it,seems to be a recurring theme with modern adaptations
>>727738687>impregnated Milla Jovovich 3 timesThis is the kind of winning at life that surpasses being a billionaire
>>727738687Those movies are kino though. Well at least the first couple are. The other movies are still better than your typical hollywood slop.
>>727739560Cope
>>727740703Cute kid but her mom was on another level >>727742464You think so? To me she has a very typical Slavic look
>>727742338 They just did everything to shit on it, it felt intentionally bad. Like Hollywood has this weird fucking grudge against the franchise for some reason.>le 4chan bad guy>muh 180 spin dance number that came of of nowhere.>first episode had the girl shitting on the umbrella communities whiteness and cleanliness, racism right out the fucking gate What the fuck man
>>727740703>before and after METH
>>727742553He's prob a millionaire though.
>>727742527>He doesn't knowLook up Mila's acting career, the directors of those movies, and Mila's relationships.
>>727742540The worst was halo, re 2nd. >>727742553
>>727738687>Bitch ass still cry over RE movies, after fucking 6 of themGo watch the.. netflix version lmao
>>727742503if i lost a limb giving up a dangerous "career" would be the least of my worries
>the RE movies are kino, bro.
>>727742568You know she was hot when she can pass for a beautiful Greek boy about to raped by a Zeus.Luc Bessen hit that at her prime.
I hate marriage because it keeps destroying men and having sex with one woman for the rest of your life is unnatural.
>>727742670the first two were but yeah this shit is something else
>>727742503Didn't like 3 or 4 people die in the making of that movie? At no point the thought maybe this should stop?
>>727742585Bong genes are merciless
>>727742670>what no Khalussy does to a mf
>>727742609She was a has been by the RE1, retard.She was ready to retire but found her niche settling down with a producer who had a hobby of directing garbage genre movies.
>>727742212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF7BHfTe30QNevr 4getAlso so cancerous it killed Lance Reddick
>>727742689You're not gaving sex with one woman anyway so why fuck do you care?
>>727742670That looks fun tho.Zombies shite will never be art anon.
>>727738687>he had to make his wife the star of every filmGigachad.
>>727742689>having sex with one woman for the rest of your life is unnatural.So is using 4chan you degenerate. Get the fuck off here and never return.
>>727742816I am actually, but legally binding yourself to a woman is retarded.
>>727738687Exactly nobody thinks of those movies when they think of Resident Evil.
>>727742503>>727742750not his problemstunt people die all the time, regardless of the quality of the movie
>>727742212I didn't watch any of it, but it gave us this clip thoughhttps://youtu.be/9ZXmfZQiXsU?si=_IMNE0Mc6V5BGtIu
>>7277429023- 4 in one movie?
>>727742609>>727742786And she’s still going strong! New movie comes out in February https://youtu.be/IKjPPwwz3Sk
>>727742689Not a problem here.Fuck off failed normie-fag.
>>727742889>Normie telling me to fuck offI'll kick your ass.
>>727742553Nah, Jovavich had a model face but her tiny tits and weird nipples were always lame. I don't know, there is always something cringe about men overating women based on face, maybe because they're the only that women "allow" men to find attractive
>>727742670Other than the 50 cuts per second, I've seen much worse fight scenes. And at least I can more or less tell what's happening.
>>727742816>>727742889>>727742952>t. buyer's remorse unleashing their frustration out on truthtellers
>We have Milla at home
>>727742960Nah, no you won't.
>>727742894You should legally bind yourself to a pig
>Everyone whining about RE when you at least got 2 movies that kinda somewhat cared about the games, plus hot Sienna Miller Jill Valentine and zombie stripper tits That Monster Hunter movie was bullshit.
>>727742947>discount Sarah ConnerI love Milla.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4O0HBmjito
>>727743049Post your address so I can kick your ass.
>>7277425534 times. She had an abortion between Dash and Osian
>>727742976>but her tiny tits and weird nipples were always lame.FILTERED
>>727743120London SW1A 1AACome get me, luv.
>nobody even mentioning welcome to racoon citytrash and forgettable truly is the worst combo
>>727742976Her artsy nudes are hot, fuck you talking about?
>>727743129Whatthe
>>727743129Why's Ever leaning away from her?
>>727743180Ponce De Leon s Kennedy is best forgotten. The Mansion with Chris fighting the Zombies was the only good scene
>>727742976>zoomers raised on negroid fetishgrim
>>727743208imagine the gorilla grip handjobs
These movies are pure cinema. Let me guess, you didn't like Underworld either? I hate pseudo pretentious fucks.
>>727743208impressive dick veins
does anyone have the webm of Weskers incredibly lame flaccid death
>>727743208my veins pop out like this as well. Not very aesthetic but nothing you can do about it.
>>727743172>EuroshitNo wonder. You non-americans keep shitting up 4chan.
>>727743290Theres fun slop, and slop.
>>727743208She's a 49 year old Slav
>>727743208freaky
>>727743248nigger jill is when I turned it off. They went full DEI on that slop, didn't even try to pretend.
>>727743335Most of the shit coming out in the early 00s was cheesy fun.
>>727743172Reported to your local white suppression police constable for accessing forbidden websites as deemed by your corpse monarch
>>727743335And these films of KINO fun slop of the highest order.You Nolan worshipping faggots are cancer.
>>727743250>Breasts are negroid fetish now.
>>727743408Fair, but I am a masochist so I watched it all. The funniest part about that movie was all the usual suspects hyping up Jilliquah Valentine and gaslighting the references as the production team giving a shit, but as soon as the movie dropped none of them gave a fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyckjui9lhkThis is the scene I was talking about though. Only redeemable thing from that shit movie.
>>727743242
>>727739124>Pretending to hateThe first didn't impress me, the second one was fine, the third was horseshit and didn't watch anything beyond that shitshow.
>>727738687That's what Hollywood is. They co-opt your favorite established IP and make it ALL about themselves.
>>727740703>for free?
>>727743764People who enjoy them watched with the expectation they were shit.Often with friends and drunk as teens.
>>727743862based Jewllywood proshe knows her worth
>>727743862
>>727743862Who gave Quentin Tarantino her phone number?
>>727738687Mila wasn't the problem. The shitty writing was the problem. They butchered the Resident Evil story.
>>7277433294chan is ours now. Deal with it.
>>727743324>Not very aestheticI'm the same and would say that it looks good on a guy. On a woman, it makes her look like a crackwhore or tweaker.
>>727738687On the plus side we got to see her vag for a few seconds in the first one.
>>727744043Mila was the problem read the thread another anon shows they re-wrote the movie because she had a tantrum
>>727744136Oh, well I stand corrected. Fuck women they ruin everything.
>>727739121No.Event Horizon was a decent script, or at least a decent premise, and a decent cast but a shitty director. Basically, it's the same thing as every Tony Scott film.
>>727744043Milla, her husband and shite films come together as a combo package.
>>727741909And Sphere just flat out did not survive.
>>727744060
>>727742014Nobody really cared about it back then it had a resurgence due to idiots on the internet calling it an undiscovered masterpiece years later.
>>727744250Fuck you, Tony made some great films before he croaked, P.T. Anderson's kitchy Doppelgänger never made any.
>>727742014The Internet existed in 1997, silly zoomie.
>>727743129Christ, what the hell happened to her? Is she dying?
>>727738687I really liked the first and second one :)I still have the actual CDs on my binder.
>>727743704what
>>727744337what a crock of shit, if that was the case hell mouth and jacob's ladder would be hyped just as much>>727744460you have zero fucking clue and clearly weren't born so shut your mouth
>>727744545based .divx enjoyer
>>727744583>jacob's laddertoo long and boring for modern phone kids
>>727744407Tony Scott's good films are ALWAYS carried by the cast and the script. If those things aren't really, really good then his films are terrible. That says to me they're good in spite of him, not because of him.
>>727744505We all are. Also, she's 50
>>727738687I'd ruin a billion-dollar franchise too if mean getting to fuck a pregnant Milla Jovovich three times
>>727744656>it was all a dreamObjectively shit film and half the people who shill it only do so because SH ripped it off.
>the part in Resident Evil where she shows pussBest part of the movie
>>727744505She’s had three kids, was a heavy smoker and drug user, and she’s 50 years old. No one stays hot forever
>>727744583>hell mouthmeant in the mouth of madness. need to sleep badly
>>727738687The story behind this is actually pretty interesting. The Mortal Kombat movie was originally supposed to be R+18 but the studio got cold feet because it was a videogame movie and made it PG+13 during production. It nearly outright killed production which was only kept together by Lambert and the passion of the rest of the crew, which is why the movie is so soulful despite being bad. They told Anderson at the time that they'd let him make an R+18 after that, and so in the same way Resident Evil was originally intended to be an R+18 movie. They pulled the same rug on him though once again which is why the movie is so watered down. The thing that really killed the movie though was the Matrixification of Hollywood at that time. You can see its fingerprints all over early 2000s action movies. The first Resident Evil movie, which is unfortunately the best Resident Evil movie, was such a misfire that it is a tragedy that it was used as a launching point for the entire franchise. And now, as though it is a curse, the attempts to reboot it happened at the height of Sloppywood, where once again the movies are covered with dated fingerprints and completely unwatchable. Same with Mortal Kombat actually. Killing any chances a good movie is made out of them for another decade.
>>727742464She's Semitic so go figure
>>727739828Michelle Rodriguez is a block of wood, and she got her pay day anyway with F+F. Her resident evil would have been tough and flavorless.
>>727744987It's a very brief glimpse of blurry bush that lasts a fraction of a section. No pussy visible. Nobody but the most pathetic of coomers care about that scene.
>>727744994>Mortal Kombat Did anyone like the reboot?
>>727744994>They told Anderson at the time that they'd let him make an R+18 after that, and so in the same way Resident Evil was originally intended to be an R+18 movie. They pulled the same rug on him though once again which is why the movie is so watered down.This is not true. The producer revealed Anderson's claims it was meant to be an R film is complete crap. It was meant to be PG13 and it was shot as a PG13 film. There's no practical gore effects they had to work around in editing because it was always intended to be PG13. There's no profanity that had to be edited around. It's really obvious with scenes like James Purefoy supposedly being mauled by a licker and coming back with barely a scratch on him as a zombie.
>>727744882Face looks great, don't know why she has the just fuck me up haircut
>>727745031Makes sense. >In 1980, the family moved to London
>>727744882>>727744505also slav genes
>>727738687Over 20 years ago one "my dear sir" guy in a blogpost was asking for some stuff, got a reply from the author and gave out "nude Mila Jovovich pictures" as a "thank you gesture to my gentleman of fine tastes" and someone else in the comments told him to shut the fuck up and fuck off.
>>727741380you know she has a self-proclaimed "twat shot" at the end of the first movie, right?
>>727745250no. shit movie and shit main character. who the fuck cares about coil...
>>727744994He should remake the first RE with his daughter now.Also he should bang her too.
Movies have no impact (NO. IMPACT.) on games.See also: Super Mario Bros.See also: Spirits Within.
>>727745390Based literally the only way to avoid becoming a giga final form cuck
>>727742294Nah just fast history strat
>>727745364Wrong actress. That screenshot is of Sienna Guillory.
>>727745397Spirits Within destroyed old Square, lol
>>727744505>sees a woman without makeup>thinks she's dyingNigga
>>727745250I don't even remember anything about it except the guy playing Scorpion speaks Japanese for the entire film because he is Japanese and doesn't speak any language but Japanese and then he suddenly says "Get over here!" in English which made no sense.
>>727745516No it didn't, the merger was happening regardless, it only delayed the merger by a few months.
>>727745675>losing 200+ million was just a coincidenceokay
Mila is not a very good actress but I don't think anyone could've done better than her as Leeloo in Fifth Element.
>>727738687>saves you're franchise
>>727745720The merger was already in the works you fucking idiot. Go verify it instead of replying to me.Don't be sorry. Think for one fucking second.
>>727745757any girl who'd have been sucking Luc's cock at the time would've done a decent job, but yes, she was fine
>>727745757Fifth Element was dogshit.
>>727745839found the reddit cuck
>>727745896
>>727745896It's literally a kid's film.If you're over 10 years old and still think The Fifth Element is good there's something wrong with you.
>>727745784Never forget what he did to Trevor
>>727739121The only thing event horizon showed is that you have fucking shit taste.
>>727745250It was dog shit. They tried to Marvelify it. They establish that anyone going into the tournament gains super powers which makes characters like Subzero and Scorpion make absolutely no sense. Then they spend 90% of the movie avoiding having a tournament so that instead of it being a Mortal Kombat movie it can be a Marvel movie. The climax? They decide that they should all have a bunch of one on one fights in different areas thus highlighting just how pointless the entire movie was. I can't stress how awkward the super power shit is. For example, Jax still loses his arms but when he awakens his power it is just to have robot arms. Which is retarded. Then on the other end you have Kano who's power is a lazer eye, but he doesn't lose his eye or have a robot eye, he just has a normal eye that shoots lazers. Scorpion is shown at the start of the movie improvising his iconic scorpion spearwire, which implies that it is not his super power. But then he dies and goes to hell and gains powers through that. So what was his tournament super power?There's only 2 good fights in the entire movie and both of them are scorpion vs subzero.
>>727745837You really think someone like Awkwafina would've done as good as job as Mila if she had that part?
>>727745932He's right though.
>>727746084>HeYou.
>>727745997Luc would never fuck her, are you high?
>>727745031TKD
>>727745997>AwkwafinaI don't know who this is>check>some chink rapperfuck off kidgo back to your roblox thread
>>727746128You said any girl
>>727745031>>727746163wrong
>>727741747>>727741875>>727741951I liked Sphere >t. based Michael Crichton book to movie enjoyer
>>727740703you need to see milla in married with children brother
how do I get a milawife?
>>727746185Any girl Luc Besson would be banging in the mid-90s's would be a young hot model, ideally underage.
>>727742670more cut scenes than a Liam Neeson movie where he's just walking to his car
>>727746348I saw Sphere, and remember nothing about it.Is that the one Cameron ripped off for Abyss?
>>727746184>>727746365All I'm saying is that you couldn't plug any girl in that role and get as good as an acting job as Mila gave. She's not even a good actress but she was a star in that role.
>>727739124Nigger what? Millennials are the ones who grew up with them?
>>727746362be a movie producer and tall
mortal kombat is a perfect movie so who gives a shitRIP Shang Tsung
>>727739121*Mortal Kombat
>>727746414>Is that the one Cameron ripped off for Abyss?I wouldn't call The Abyss a rip off. They both start with the same basic idea of alien at the bottom of the ocean but go in very different directions.
>>727746286>1980>born in the SU>just moves to LondonLOL
>>727746362Be very open to a high body count Paul is her third husband!
>>727746414I dunno, maybe? It wasn't as good as the book, but pretty good. I really truly enjoyed Michael Crichton's books. Terminal Man would make a good movie.
>>727740703>getting mogged by your own motherRekt
>>727746414Queen Latifa getting raped by jellyfish is the best part of the film.
>>727746596hollywood marriages back then were like modern hookups
>>727746596She was named one of the “Most Unforgettable Women in the World” at 11 years old
>>727746662absolute PEAK
>>727746643>Queen Latifa getting raped by jellyfish is the best part of the film.Wat
Insane that old fart Luc Besson was casually banging prime Milla at 22 years old when he was like 35+ and dropped her once he got bored.Poor Paul ws had to deal with the fact his wife got fucked by a far better director than him before lmao.
>>727746734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6cFM5Ubilw
>>727746662>11 years oldNothing new. Just a normal child trafficking thing.They love them young in their high societies.
>>727746383Lmao
You have shit taste if you don't enjoy the Resident Evil movies and appreciate how much better they are than a direct adaptation would have been.
>>727746758>22 years oldhe was used to banging 15-year-olds (legal in France), that's how good she was, but alas grew too old
>>72774078110 OUT OF WHAT??
>>727746758>and dropped her once she got too oldftfyLuc Besson is literally a pedo.
>>727742362Which part of this is beautiful? She even looks OLD
>>727746734>tfw had a hard on for her ever since she made that one movie where she played a mild manner bank teller roped into helping rob the bank she worked for. >tfw I otherwise hate BBWs and their fetishist co-opting thiccBrb gonna rewatch the sphere and probably chicago.
>>727746636I don’t know what happened, she was a really cute kid
>>727744967I don't get it
>>727746897>he doesn't appreciate LEON (The Professional,) based on the director's own relationship with a 14-year-oldstupid mutt
>/tv/ thread
>>727746786Wew lad
>>727746786MUH
>>727746956middling kidpussy, meh
>>727746662And UN kept trying to convince people a child can't have sex.>>727746798Everyone loves them young in all societies. It's moralfag and gerontophiles who try to gaslight everyone into thinking otherwise.
>>727746897>Luc Besson is literally a pedo.I don’t think so. Milla let her daughter collaborate with him when she was still underage. Would she really allow that if Luc was a predator?
>>727746992You think that Italian guy that was scamming Leon by holding his money also did the same to Mathilda?
>>727747149she wanted her daughter to have the best dick she ever had too
>>727746945For me its Scary Movie 3 where she slaps the fuck out of the bitch on the tape. Least she actually survives the encounter unlike Brenda.
>>727747187Bang her until she gets old and give her to the mob as a whore?An equally likely scenario as the movie ending.
>>727747132>Everyone loves them young in all societies.You're a pedo if you are attracted to an 11 year old. Seek help.
>>727747258There's some Steve Martin movie that she's in wherein some of the scenes she has some good tiddy bouncin' goin' on.
>>727747428to be fair, she was probably the most attractive 11-year-old in the world at the time. not a fat ugly mutt
>>727747149GenZ staunchly believes that anyone under 25 is undeveloped mentally and can be groomed. Even bringing up the biological state of pubescence, pre and post, causes them to scream angerly and accuse you of being a pedo because their entire morality is based off a misunderstood observation of frontal lob development and the American federal law regarding minor classification, which they also simultaneously refute whenever someone mentions AoC differences state by state (Just because it's legal doesn't mean its right).Sharteens believe this, Twitterites believe this, Tiktok and Instagram all believe this
>>727747437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebFuil46f6M
>>727738687the first one is pretty good
>>727747428I would be more wary of someone trying to rape a grandma than a 12 yo. At least the latter can still procreate.
>>727747506I told some zoomies how the prettiest girls in high school would date college guys back when, and they thought I was making a pedo joke.
>>727746945>>727747549>Queen Latifah I don't think I've ever heard of anyone who thought she was hot
>>727747604I prefer Missy Elliot myself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8
>>727738687>tfw you'll never have this
>>727740549and the award for gayest post ever made goes to...
>>727746897Di Caprio did the same and nobody called him pedo. Face it, this whole "you must love old women and only old women" is just silly and probably a propaganda perpetuated by old hags sitting in position of power like Kathleen Kennedy who grew resentful of her waning sexual value in the eye of society so they tried to convince everyone otherwise.
>>727747598Yep, real dark times ahead, I don't know who's going to snap first, the feminists or the permavirgins, but I imagine a 25 year federal AoC law is bound to cause a total male check out subsequent societal collapse.
>>727747604She seems pleasant enough. I can see why someone might like her.
>>727747656Eh, I can't judge. I remember liking butter face Sandra Bernhard
>>727747745((you))?I mean if you like it fat just say you like it fat man, no judging here
>>727747656I thought Kelly Rowland was alright
I haven't actually seen any of them but I have seen thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y31SMmSRXtY
>>727738687It's all revenge for what they did to Event Horizon. Well deserved.
>>727747860I always thought she was the hottest one in the group
>>727747893they are fine, just silly 00's action movies, few cool scenes, boring talking parts, and some funny cringe parts
>>727747901Shouldn't have stored those warp sequences in a Bulgarian salt mine desu. Karma's a bitch like that.
There are films?
>>727747149Yeah she knows this is how hollywood works. Young girls get raped by jews so they can be famous.
>>727740703She's pretty but she has her father's retarded lower jaw and chin and I can't unsee it
>>727747984every single one worse than the last ;)
>>727748049Besson isn't a jew, so it's cool.
I had such a crush on Milla back then. I'd watch everything she was in no matter how shit. I remember it was pretty hard to find some like ."45"™. I actually thought this one was a pretty good very engaging "slow burn" super overhated.
>>727742362Her nips blasting through both her bra and top like that is hot as shit
>>727748142This was me but with Jennifer Love Hewitt. At least I got Can't Hardly Wait out of it
>>727747149Mila learnt you need to sleep your way into stardom from her own mother. She probably just thinks she's passing on the tricks of the trade to the next generation again.
>>727746935women are beautiful in different ways at different stagesfemininity doesn't end in the 20s
>>727748071I think it was RetributionI remembered so little from it that I watched nearly 80% of the movie before realizing I've seen it before.
>>727747506Yeah, the kids are absolutely fucked. And all those girls are going to grow up and when they hit the wall, they're going to start suing the men they had sex with when they were teenagers for "grooming" them.
>>727738687if you loved your wife you'd understand.
>>727738687Surprised nobody has posted this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUPaxgIo98
>>727748142>>727748293for me it was Liv Taylorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0O3PRkgMlA
>>727743208She is a female coomer.
>>727748385
>>727747506Have you ever heard stories from grandparents on how they met? It's usually wild ass shit with a lot of grandmas being underage
>>727748054Larger breasts than her mom tho
>>727748512>It's usually wild ass shit with a lot of grandmas being underageMaybe in your fucked up pedo country.
>>727748330Yep, All the shit about "baby trapping me :(" is constantly peddled too. The Millennials really got their tendrils in, it's all a long game to make every woman end up alone.Recently they've been going apeshit because they discovered Egg cells have some organic compound that helps protect their mitochondrial DNA, which makes sense because mitochondria are enslaved bacteria.This has been misinterpreted as a claim that eggs don't suffer genetic damage themselves and that it was always men responsible for poor genetic health, all so the narrative that "30+ woman = in her prime perfect, 30+ male = bad" can take off. Also they keep celebrating population declines as if its granting them freedom or something.
>>727748382I liked Renee Zellwger's raspy ass singing voice in this movie
>>727743129That's not how you wear a belt you silly woman.
>>727738687I thought this was an AI picture of Taylor Swift at first
>>727739114When shes laying down on the table, and when shes changing after the auto shower.
>>727746362Be a french pedophile director preying on ukrainian actors whos been a cock sleeve since well before her first pube.
>>727738687and when someone else made an RE adaptation, what did they do?oh yeah they made Wesker black and that stupid dancing woman sceneNot dissing Lance Reddick though, dude's cool
So besides these movies, what else should one watch for the ultimate 00s cheesy action B-movie experience? Preferably with as much crappy CGI as possible.
>>727748142I never get what makes her attract so many millenials. She just looked ok to me, if we're going by looks then someone like Brooks Shields is a million miles prettier.
>>727739121but Event Horizon is terrible
>>727748309You will never be a real woman.
>>727743764The animated ones are fun in a dumb sense, except for that one at Alcatraz that one blows fat dick
>>727738687Milla Jokovich would be infinitely more hot if she gained a few pounds. I just know she has good ass genetics.A shame at the lost potential.
>>727749334I wonder why Milla (another child sex victim) was cast to be in the blue lagoon sequel
When did actresses stop looking hot in movies? You never see people lust over women in movies anymore like you did in the 00s and the 90s. Though I guess a lot of that has to do with porn unfortunately becoming ubiquitous.
>>727742568i dont really like this franknmon hairline on a woman
>>727749598What are you talking about?Non-stop I'm hearing about how insanely hot Sydney Sweeney is.
>>727739402>Among her injuries were cerebral trauma, a crushed face, a severed artery in her neck, a paralyzed arm, several broken ribs, a shattered scapula, a broken clavicle, torn fingers with a thumb that needed to be amputated, and five nerves torn out of her spinal cord. She announced in December 2015 that her paralyzed left arm would need to be amputated. >A second accident occurred during filming on December 3 when crew member Ricardo Cornelius was crushed to death by one of the film's props, a US Army-issue Hummer, while on set.The worst thing is that it happened during the filming of this piece of shit movie rather than some worthwhile one.
>>727743060>that poseactual cute reference, nice
>>727742362I cheated on my wife when she got pregnant because I can't into pregnant women. Both times.It's a mixture of sacred, fucking my kid and just not being attracted to the big belly.Not sorry. I fingerblasted her a lot during those times.
No he didn't. No one gives a singular fuck about those movies at all. Even people that liked them don't feel any need to ask for more of them.
>>727749710Well, yeah, but she's just one woman.
>>727738687Back when I haven't played the games yet, I kind of liked the movies, I watched all of them and even watched the third one when it was released in theaters.After I've played the games years later, I understood why fans of the game would hate the movie though since it completely ignored the game's story and established characters.
>>727749565>Give a child a billion dollar and stardom>OMG HOW DARE YOU ABUSE HER SHE'S JUST A CHILD YOU FREAKThe absolute state of sloppywood
Movies are great, Mila is a goddess and this guy is the luckiest and most based-pill chad in the world.In her old age she looks like tailor swift in her 20s.
>>727749992cp is not a good thing anon, despite your odd delusions.
>>727740703They both look like they know how to fuck.
>>727743409And this is more like the cheese that accumulates on an unwashed dick.
>>727742939That just means the stunts were doing a good job.
>>727749598Mostly an effect of social media. Hot chicks have no incentive to move to LA, take acting lessons and suffer through the casting couch when they can get more fame on TikTok without leaving their bedroom.But some dumb girls are still doing it
>>727738687I'm kind of baffled that Capcom let him keep making movies for so long . Like when that shitty Monster Hunter movie was announced and it was this guy I was like "How has Capcom not caught on that nobody likes the shit this guy makes?"
>>727744505What is makeup, anon?
>>727749598Still pretty common in the kind of shitty horror movies Milla was doing
>>727750041Prove it
>>727745031I knew it. I had a feeling she was Jewish.
>>727750186>"How has Capcom not caught on that nobody likes the shit this guy makes?"Do you have any idea how much money these movies made? Capcom literally made over a billion dollars from them. They kept making more and more money with each new film. Not in the US though. It was in Asia where they made all their money. Asians love terrible films for some reason.
>>727749279Underworld, Blade moviesVan Helsinganything with Rock in it, like San Andreasearly Fast and Furious
>>727749598>When did actresses stop looking hot in movies?~2016 with total TDS when tr@nii jews took over instead of money jews
>>727750481>Asians love terrible films for some reasonWas it China? If so it wouldn't be shocking given how almost every "modern" Chinese story is abysmal.
>>727750481The know American films are stupid, big fun movies, the teens enjoy them.They don't even make those anymore, just kikeshit and Marvel CGI quips.
>>727750225whoa mama
>>727749598when Harvey Weinstein got arrested
>>727750041Nothing Luc Besson ever did was cp. If you're telling me Leon was cp then I would advise you to be the one that needs reining in his delusion.
>>727749279Shoot 'Em Up 2007Bad Boys seriesxXx 2002 (Vin Diesel)The Chronicles of Riddick
>>727746992>>727746897>>727746758
>>727750225This all looks nice and sexy until you learn how unnatural it all is, the process she went through like waxing, all those chemical makeups, just to appear enticing to your eyes.Wash away all those and she's just a plain jane.
can you really blame him tho?
>>727751163>(((ruin)))lmaonice s.0-y_tiktok, excellant bait
>>727750840What the fuck is wrong with Emmy? How did the cute Hermione turn out like this?
>>727751202she's also not real, dumbshit, it's a recordingdumb tr0.0n
>>727751163You just convinced me to go watch Fifth Elements. Thanks. The narrator guy could use less soya energy tho
>>727751247being passed around dozens, hundreds of old jews does that to you
>>727749812>I cheated on my wifeNigger
>>727751163>met her at 12
>>727738687>2 white daughters and another on the wayHe won. He fucking won.
The more I learned about how the movie and TV industry works, just how fucking gross and abusive and jewish it is, the less interested I grew in movies and shows. I don't think I've seen anything live action since the pandemic that I watched of my own volition and not because someone insisted on seeing it with me.
>>727741875Sphere is funnier and therefore more worth watching>jerry...Jerry? jerry?
>>727738687>He irrecoverably ruined Resident Evil in the popular consciousnessEven assuming your right who fucking care?
>>727751278Pope Chihuahuis? When will we get our barking rights reinstated? You've been telling us to pray to our lord and savior Bark Al Dei for months now but nothing has changed! We DEMAND our barking rights!!!1111!!
>>727750840Every single "Harvey girl" was selected based on his pedophilic tastes and not what the actresses would mature into and I'm sure the old kike is a reason why there are so few cow tittied women in the industry.
>>727751441How terrible the industry is is largely exaggerated. It's very profit driven, of course, but a lot of the creepy and seedy shit isn't nearly as commonplace as made out. Most of that is in the smaller studios where you get very desperate talentless people. Remember, there weren't any famous Hollywood stars who actually claimed to have been raped or forced to suck a dick to get a role or anything like that. In fact, may straight up said no such thing ever happened to them but the media ignored them. It was mostly just lots of vague accusations about "creepiness". Did you actually hear how Weinstein's "rapes" went down? There are actually recordings. It's less "Take it off, bitch! You want to be a star, don't you?" and more "You're not a very good actress. They're probably going to go with someone else but I can put in a good word for you if you have sex with me... Please? Pretty please with sugar on top? Really. Not even just once? Pleeeeeeeaaaaase? Fine. Whatever."
>>727738687The Hollywood RE movies exist in their own universe because Alice isn't part of the game canon. You only need room temp IQ to grasp this. I'd argue the wacky CG movies did more harm to the franchise because Capcom has more oversight over their production and they're specifically written to be Bioterrorist-of-the-week adventures that don't break the canon of the games.
>>727751441it's truethey've alwasy been like this
His movies are better written and much cooler than the games. He ruined Resident Evil in the sense that all other adaptations will fall short of his.
>>727751983Yes, anon, it's called the casting couch (also gay for pay).Nobody is raping these poor girls, these roasties know the rules.
AhemO Y A K O D O N ! ! ! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>727745303Resident Evil is R rated. It had to be censored to avoid NC-17. Nudity was trimmed and Zero being cut into cubes is partially shot in a reflection.
>>727741018HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>>727742568How so? She has kind of mannish features.
>>727741018>>727752382based memer
>>727752393Strong jaws make strong sons, but her weak BONG husband could not give her sons.Very sad story.
>>727744505She looks appropriately middle aged. Hotter than 90% of the women her age by virtue of not being fat. Mila could pass for early 40's.
>>727751431Only half white. Milla is a slav thoughbeit
>>727752518Slavs are Mongol rapebabies, and since Asians are white adjacent, it counts.
>>727752703Western and southern slavs have no asian admixture.
>>727751441Take the Neil Breenpill and only support indies
I don't know why people act like the games had some kind of masterful story and setting as if it wasn't complete video game slop. The movies are what you reasonably could expect as an adaption given the source material.
video games?
>>727752065She looked so old in this poster.
>>727752985she was OLD, 27
>>727752703The Chinese are mongol rapebabies
>>727750164There's still plenty of smokeshow actresses in Vancouver and Torronto, but to be fair Hollywood comes to those cities and has to hire them for the tax breaks.
>>727739438I only remember the first three because it was back when me and my brother used to watch a lot of movies and we watched every single video game movie adaption regardless of their quality.
>>727738687His wife was literally responsible both for my nightmare and wet dream
>>727745784His movies are terrible, what are you talking about ?
>>727752884The films don't adopt any the game's story at all.They could have been good to better, perhaps, but the movies don't have anything much to do with the games, it's all superficial.
>>727753061gross
>>727753085Yer BOTH rapebabies.
>>727751441Terrible is exaggerating considering these "victims" always have a choice to just walk away. But then they get no fame and no money. This whole vilification of movie industry only started when women aka privileged gender got to scream into public ears and forced their opinions into truth stele. If a man says he wants to be famous and rich but without all those "abuses" like being forced to work 24/7 he would get laughed at.
>>727739087I played the games. Then I watched the movies. Then I never played the games again. Unrelated? Maybe. That's just what happened.
>>727752065why does every movie needs to have an edgy petite waifu?
>>727753212I mean, I bet there are some kids getting molested but yeah I doubt it's full on rape or some sacrifices to moloch either (that's for the US congress)
>>727753212That's why they groom them early idiot, Disney Kids, Nick Jr. etc...
>>727753153>The films don't adopt any the game's story at all.The first film is a fairly straightforward adaptation of the first game with all the dumb shit removed. There's a secret lab under a mansion, a team is sent in, one of the team members is a traitor who backstabs the others.
>>727742464Huh? She looks pretty Slavic.
>>727752803All slavoid areas are primarily within ~60-70% though?
Alice is absolutely awesome and no other RE protagonist will ever live up to her.
>>727753368>with all the dumb shit removed
Imagine being one of her daughters and seeing your mom do this lmao
>>727753492
>>727753492This scene but with Mila and >>727743060
>>727753286Serenity was a pretty good anime movie, ngl
>>727753492Please. She and Ever do that in the shower every evening
>>727753368>Police force is investigating mysterious murders>Helicopter crashes >They accidentally stumble upon a mysterious that houses a secret underground laboratoryThe movies never had any elements of conspiracy or mystery. Everyone knew about the hive which is more like an underground city when they show the map of the structure and everyone seems to know about it.
>>727738687RE movies are dumb and fun pop-cron flicks not worse than your average capeshit or Fast and Furious shlock.>but he portrayed game wrongso did every other adaptaion, RE was always destined to have terrible movies
Monster Hunter is a very fun movie, and it's absolutely canon to the games. Capcom worked on it closely and all of its ideas about the parallel dimensions and the ancient civilization came from them. It's very strange how people say they want game devs to work on movie adaptations but no, it turns out they don't actually. Unless of course this is just a problem of Capcom's concept of what MH is being completely different to their fans.
>>727753902That's because the cop characters were swapped for Umbrella characters.
>>727740703Hit the wall hard
>>727753492>Mom why were you SO hot!?
>>727738687I've read enough NTR manga to know whats going on here
>>727754004Any RE movie is better than any marvel movie, only literal cucks and niggers would think other wise.
>>727743208effects of longer term exposure to the T-virus
>>727743208those some working hands
>>727738687Fuck off. Good for him for doing this for his babe. Most of those films were more fun and had more passion behind them then post 5 resident evil
>>727742670>newer entry games starting to go this way with QTE say what ever you want but capcom just let it happen.
>>727751163>ruinednobody tell him about the cave men
>>727753286Which part of that pic is "petite" and "waifu"?
>>727751163Based until he left her at 16 desu
>>727755236True he should have left her after puberty, that's when they hit the wall.
>>727754848She's all over that belly why is that so hot
>>727751441animated movies still have voice actors and it's the same shit over there
>>727751163>One guy out of the hundreds who worked on a movie did something I find mildly disagreeable therefore the movie is ruinedHow is being such an insufferable cunt normalized?
>>727739828I see this as a win
>>727738687i thought all 3 of them were pregnant
>>727751163Why do these white knight onions boy types always wear that stupid expression like they're bored of the world on top of that stupid beard that looks like they're too lazy to shave?
>>727756410>that stupid beard that looks like they're too lazy to shaveThat's a manicured and trimmed beard. Doesn't look anything like they're too lazy to shave.
>>727757138>they're
>>727757138Why not just clean shave, you know, like proper human being?
