Are they the luckiest studio ever>first game ever is somehow a masterpiece in a series that had been dead after multiple canceled games in Metroid>saved another dead series in Donkey Kong>takes a game in Metroid Prime 4 that was apparently dogshit and turns into something that’s actually really goodHow? How do they do it? What’s Retro’s secret?
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>>727739279Fuck off nigger
>>727739279>d-delete this, chud!!! Prime 4 is the bes- ACK!!!
>>727739082Yes but prime 4 sucks
>>727739580aren't the user scores at 8.6 now though?
>>727739580In no way shape or form is prime hunters better, yes it was cool when it came out but it sucks now. Also 3 is not as good
>>7277398348.3 and dropping
>>727740165Wrong, faggot
>>727740165this page REALLY didn't age well
>>727740321>>727740165this post**
as someone who hates retro studios, there is nothing wrong with prime 4. All the retards saying it sucks are just acting on preconditions supplied by 2D metroid purists waiting for the game to be playable. Now that it is playable, the purists have nothing to say and the easily manipulated have decided to take their place.
>>7277405292d purists are retarded when this is better than dread
>>727740285chudbros we.... lost.......
>>727740285Honestly I think 85 is a fair score. It could be higher with multiple planets and no desert section but that's wishful thinking from my part.
>>727740807Lmao
>>727739082>luckiestNo, Metroid Prime was made under heavy crunch. They worked for it.>What’s Retro’s secret?They had a skilled, experienced staff.
>>727741531I'm a tourist "fan" and I need this. I also need yellow paint. Sorry, chuds. Metroid was never for you. It's for me! Someone who didn't even know about this series until I saw a green hair'd cunt was writing Prime 4. Then I became an authority on the series.
>>727739082DKCR was utter garbage, the only reason it succeeded is that tendies have low standards and there weren't a lot of 2D platformers at the time. I haven't played Prime 4 yet but I suspect all the talent left the company years ago.
>>727741773>>727741852>>727741913>>727742007>>727742073Ok we know you don't like the game already.
>he watched holy jesus CHRIST
>>727742169yup. but since its so good some relevant images shouldnt bother you, right?
>thunder forge >while watching holy JESUS CHRIST
>>727742259Do you really need to spam though? I can see the 1 minute differences...
>>727739082>makes it goodWhere?
vagina guilty spark>>727742310it's called an image dump. it's not spam if it's relevant to the topic at hand, fellow genuine anon.
>>727742376Image dumps are spams though. You would post more without the 1 minute limitation.
>>727742475no, they aren't. report my posts since images of this high quality game seem to irritate you for some reason.
>>727742537I'm just saying. I really don't care about reporting your autistic image dump posting. You can flood the thread until bump limit lol
>>727742632don't worry im almost done.
>>727742169>>727742310>>727742475>>727742632Troons mad lmao>s-stop posting this!!! i-it makes the game I've been shilling look bad!!!
>>727742537>high qualityanon LMFAO pic related is fucking HIGH QUALITYyours are just screenshots from youtube and your shit emulator that can barely run ps3 games
>>727742826i wqs saying that the GAME is high quality. you should learn to read.
>>727742912no you were not
>>727742145>literal vaginaJesus
oh good, some more sections where we team up with space marines, i was worried theyd overlook this in the newest metroid.>>727742941>of this high quality gameyuure in such a rush to reply to me you didn't finish reading my sentence. either that or youre esl. either way
>>727743034saaaaaaar
>>727743168>>727743034Something is seriously wrong with you.
>>727743171don't get pissy at me just because you skipped reading a whole half a sentence and used image quality as some kind of trump card as if anyone gives a shit.>>727743228uh huh
>>727743349you got btfo anon let it go
>>727742259>Samus hits the controller to jettison the escape pod>the game cuts right to the desert afterward, with her on the bikeI feel cheated.
>>727742826a single fucking screenshot already looking 2000% better than the fucking ign youtube videodisingenuous motherfuckers with your agendas
>>727743418yeah youre right actually, my finger slipped when i wrote all that shit past "high quality". here's some more photos
>>727742259What are the lore implications of bacon and red velvet cake existing in the Metroid universe?
>>727739082I don’t recall there being any cancelled games in between super and prime. It was always just fusion and an vague idea for a 3d metroid. Are you just making shit up?
>>727743498>>727743418>>727743228>>727743171>>727742941>>727742826>>727742632>>727742475>>727742310>>727742169last one just for the mad shill
>>727743852It's even worse than that. You can unlock the radio in-game without the amiibo, yet it requires 100% scans, and at that point there's no game left.
>>727740807who is the Sage bros?
>>727743996>it's just like my hecking ZELDA
>>727739082Underrated and often overlooked part of the witcher 3's success with the mainstream is that it's easily understood by players - with zero prior knowledge or experience with the franchise - that Geralt is a badarse with loads of experience and tons of cool adventures under his belt without the writers resorting to having every character go "oh man are you THE geralt?" and most characters at best just treating him with some respect instead of glazing him over and over.
>>727744065clickbaitCHUDs... we lost...
>>727744153you just don't UNDERSTAND the desert chud!
>>727742310>on-topic posts>spamnigger, get the fuck off of this board
>>727744065>amazing ambient and music
>>727743737Retro had all of their games canceled before making prime, prime was the first one of theirs that actually got made
>>727744256Myles shuts up bros! He just has his little scene!
>>727744331sorry meant to say amazing burger and fries
>>727744272One minute bumps with all the journo talking points is not talking about the game. It's basically just rage bait spamming. He was not even talking before being replied.
>>727744516>He was not even talking before being replied.4chan is an image board first and foremost. The conversation element is optional.
>>727744461stop listening to trolls goy- I mean gamer!
>>727742315I hate this cunt so much. She's a terrible person.Even all the racist shit she posted can't make her seem based.
>>727744516>before being repliedbloody benchod
>>727744686I accept your concession.
>>727744806>dont post images on an image boardsorry, maybe you'd like them better if they were ai generated pictures of your fanily in dehli throwing cow shit at each other?
>>727743450That escape sequence and the battle at the top of the mines elevator should've been playable.
>>727745686You don't even need AI when it comes to pictures of indians throwing literal cow shit at each other. They literally do it.
>>727744780you'll like Metroid even if it's no longer a Metroid game goy!
>>727745732The escape sequence absolutely, the battle at the top though? I mean, the game wears the combat out with like what, three major enemy types and derivatives of them? Most of the areas suffer from being holistically cinematic setpieces.
>>727742259>our bacon is getting cookedI unironically talk like this
>>727739856Hunters had a really good multiplayer. Online quake with tons of maps and voice chat on a ds was pretty killer in 2006
>>727746274>sniping people from across the map as Trace>sniping them in their face when they come search your sniper's nest but you're invisibleWhat a kino throwaway game
>>727745873It's weird how all these 10-out-of-10 glowing positive reviews have the same grammar, vocabulary, and punctuation fingerprints.
>>727746139consider stopping
>>727747483Consider not being an autistic fuck over someone just having fun
>>727747825relax guy
>>727747885damn, touched a nerve awfully fast, yeesh
>>727741852This is the really tragic thing.I could look past annoying NPCs and an empty desert area, but not this level design in Metroid.
>>727747916:')
>>727742376>it's called an image dump. it's not spam if it's relevant to the topic at hand, fellow genuine anon.Nigga you've been doing this for months and days, quiet possibly decades. You are mentally ill.
>>727739082Surely the Bandai version couldn't have been worse than the absolute slop Retro made.
>>727742376Were there only jews on the art team or something?