Well /v/?
8.8/10
No games
Asmongold said this!
It's slop.
i don't like to be inflammatory
Souls games are not hard
Nogaems
zanzifart, forgive me
>>727745804Nothing after MGS3 is canon.
Corrupted never ever
>>727745804nintendomination
It's pretentious.
I played it and thought it was fun
>>727745864fpbpIn retrospect, 8.8 was generous.
SMT was never hard, just spam weaknesses.
Can I turn off the QTEs?
Start with Yakuza 0.
>>727745804You didn't beat the game.
Combat should be optional for story-enjoyers.
>>727745804Controller aim assist literally saved your dead ass series
>>727745864Qrd?
>>727746252Legend of Zelda drama from 20 years ago.
Game is woke.
>>727746252Back in the day when game journos weren't as big of a joke as they are now, 8.8 was like saying "the game is great, but I won't rate it higher". It was right up there with that one Pokémon game where a reviewer complained there was too much water. Or the retard who played Cuphead and got stuck on the tutorial.
SIRS
>>727746105Sekirosisters…
>>727745804New Vegas is a spin-off and therefore not canon.
>>727745804I'm white
>>727746252>>727746335>>727746381The GameCube version of Twilight princess got scored 0.1 higher than the Wii version, 8.8.
>>7277458043.5
>>727746702That wasn't the issue. Tendies thought that the new Zelda game would pick up perfect scores everywhere, and the 8.8 Gamespot review was a bucket of cold water.
>>727745804FEAR and Half Life 1 are overrated garbage.
>>727745804Smash Bros is a party game
>>727746645Nooooooo you're not supposed to have 51% winrate!
>>727745892i think snickers are just about immune to this one after 3 gens
Restriction breeds creativity.Difficulty Is content
>>727746049holy shit, kill yourself
Samus isn't Trans u fag.
smash is not a fighting game
>>727745804Palworld.
>>727746049Had a blast.
nigger
>>727746931Even at the time it just seemed like a lot of shitposting.
>>727747606Return to form.
>>727745804License journeys
>>727747648forgot my pic.
>>727745804I used summons therefore I beat the game
>>727745804Broly should be the protagonist of Dragonball, Goku is a 50 year old manchild who can't make his own food.
>>727746049/thread
>>727747581NOOOOO
>>727746049>fanbase>hating said product makes you a fanThirdie moment
Switch 2 is by far the best console right now.
>>727745804PS5 has games
>>727746049kek
>>727747872What nintendo fanbase is this meant to upset, retard?
>>727745864Ocho punto Ocho XD
>>727747793
>>727748051I assume an indian reddit thread by the lack of reading comprehension.
>>727746049fuck you
>>727747538>mentally ill person thinks thingOk
>>727745975nothing after MGS2 is canon3 was just a circlejerk for people who hated Raiden and wanted to play as Snake in MGS2
>>727747538wait, alleged rapist abigail thorn was in bald and gay 3? fucking gross
>>727748051kek
>>727745804>I think it's a good game, but it just isn't for meThat usually makes some Souls fans very angry. I these days avoid any discussion about Souls games because you are not allowed to "just" think they are good games.
>>727745804Have sex.
>>727745804As long as you dont mind trannies and furries on SS13/14, it's very enjoyable.
>>727746381>It was right up there with that one Pokémon game where a reviewer complained there was too much water. I don't get how the fuck that's not a legitimate complaint that people meme on. Too much water hurts variety and affects traversal. If you say too much city about Pokemon Z-A, even pokefags now will admit that is true, the whole game takes place in a fucking city and it's so mundane. There was just so much Pokemon dicksuckers back then that they couldn't handle the criticism so they mocked it.
>i really tried to like this gamereading this shit makes me boil with raging hatred.
>>727748006You are the target, anon.
Japanese video games have no depth at all and only appeal to retarded manchildren.
>>727748051you got to let the newfags earn their first (You)s lad
I only care about the first generation.
>>727748569I'm an xbro.
Outer Wilds is lame and reddit coded. I love space but OW shits all over it with its cutesy aliens and the campfire-and-marshmallow aesthetic.If you like it, you're probably a slightly overweight millenial with a basedbeard.
>>727745804You have an unhealthy gambling addiction.Which fanbase, /v/?
I beat it with the Mimic
Halo invented FPS.
>>727746049
Skill issue
>>727748635I hate this game and its stupid controls and reset mechanics
works on my machine
Palworld won
>>727745864fpbp
>>727748452If I remember it was about Sun/Moon. So if we play devil's advocate here, then yeah being on a selection of islands would entail a lot of water to be traversed. On the other hand, you still had a desert land, a snow land, and also a perpetual rainstorm land and a grass land. The game was fairly diverse ecologically when it probably shouldn't have been. But it's also from a game journo, who are notorious for being shit at most game genres that don't actively hold their hands so I usually just ignore their opinions.
Mods will fix it.
>>727745804>We're streamlining the gameplayWhen has a dev said this and the game turned out to be good?
>>727746049I HATE YOU!!
>>727748960Fortnite.
>>727748635but its so quirky!!! look at le heckin wholesome campfireand wooden spaceships!! cus so random xdddand in space no one needs oxygen to breathe so they can sit around a campfire eating marshmallows
>>727745804Fallout 76 > the rest of the series and even Elder Scrolls kneels to it.
>>727746252>Qrd?Twlight Princess was hyped up as the sequel to the greatest game ever made. The true sequel to Ocarina of Time (not weird asset flip like Majora's Mask and not kiddie like Wind Waker). Lots of people just assumed Twilight Princess would be a 11/10 game due to being OoT2. So when Jeff Gerstmann dropped his "8.8 it's alright plays it kinda safe" review on one of the biggest and most popular review sites it was armageddon.The closest modern equivalent would be like if IGN gave GTAVI a 7/10 I guess, but people cared way more about reviews back then they do now. You didn't have e-celeb reviews or nearly as much clickbait so people were obsessed with offical journalist scores
>>727746049we got too cocky, /v/ros
What does the Lifestream even do?
>>727748949>If I remember it was about Sun/Moon.It was about the gen 3 remakes
>>727749843defends the planet from random bullshit
>>727750161>randomMeteor ain't random lmao, it's a result of the Lifestream itself. It's aware enough to create gojira to fight aliens, but not aware enough to maybe not follow through with the request to draw a fucking meteor into Gaia's gravitational pull. Bravo, Nomura.
Huey did nothing wrong.
>she
>>727745804Yakuza 0 is the best game in the entire franchise
Crisis Core is the greatest FF7 game.
>>727750753>Crisis CoreNGMI
>>727745804Virtual Reality goggled first person shooters are the only non-poor way to play first person shooters.
>It's a fun game if you like <insert thing the average guy likes but said in a sarcastic tone>Why was every gaming TV channel like this?
>>727748452It is legitimate and people had been saying it for decades about gen 3 itself, but the broader pokemon fanbase has genuinely become delusional and insane.
it became popular with zoomers
The Yakuza series is all movie games.
>>727745804Tendies. Snoys.
>>72774580460fps
>>727748632You, and xbro, produced an emotional response to his sentence with the use of the "retard." This falls under the trigger category. House xbox has taken a hit.
>>727747762Palworld and all pokenmonlieques are all so trash it's unreal. Literally the two most dogshit types of gameplay mashed together and they eat that slop up like it's bottomless breadsticks at olive garden. On one hand you want to feel bad for them for the games they get. On the other, they buy them enmasse no matter how trash they are. Pokefags deseve their games
>>727749219In all fairness, GTAvi IS going to be a 7/10
this entire thread reeks of reddit.From OP , from the shit that gets posted that triggers people. You are not triggering anyone, you are just alone and will continue to be alone because you are unlikable, no one that's sane enough want's to argue with you, you didn't win anything you lost it.
>>727752479>says something is leddit>goes on to ledditspace
>>727752570You are lame, not funny, pretending or acting like the mentally ill 40 year old schizos. Let this be a warning you are not 20 anymore, Alphas look at you and see a failure of a man, have self awareness or kill yourself. Whichever you prefer, you have no future.
Yellow paint is fine and doesn't affect immersion.
>>727752570He's playing along with the OP.
>>727748635>codedI agree with your opinion, but you're still a faggot
>>727752689maybe I should use my brain more often
>>727745804Korea shits on Japanese turn based game design.
>>727745804Remakes and remasters, at least when it comes to Western games, have been an overall success. Even when they're not, there are very few titles that have been permanently botched in the process and then not repaired via patching.
>>727745804video games are for losers and babies
>>727752380Are...are you serious? Pokémon games since Day 1 have been bog-standard JRPG slop, with the mechanics simplified even more than in other titles, even dumber story than in other titles, completely linear and uninspired plotlines etc.It was targeted towards 10-year-old children, but autists, weebs and otakus are it up like fresh shit.They're living proof you can make immesurable wealth at no effort so long as you target the mentally unwell.
>>727745804Turn based games are no more "tactical" than real time action, they're just for people with very slow reaction speed.
>>727747648The original was never good
Windwaker had the best aesthetic of any zelda game
Undertale is the most overrated game of all time.
>>727747538Samus should be a futa though
>>727753264we were 10 year old childre, weebs and autists when blue and red released. There's no reason that's good enough for a grown ass man to be playing newer pokemon games, pokemania died in the 2000s. And somehow grownass autistic men are the least of our problems when niggers, trannies, sociopaths and CEOs exist.
Soulslike games never actually feel like you're fighting outside of PvP
>>727752867Really? Are you not just talking crap?Name one good Korean turn based game.
Battlefield 3 sucked compared to Battlefield 2 and Bad Company 2
I like playing (game).
2d mario was never fun
Retail WoW is a better game than classic. You just want to pretend you're still a teenager.
>>727746013fucking kill yourself faggot. make a funny post for a change rather than just attention begging at the start of each thread. yes, i know you only bother posting at the start of threads to maximise the amount of people that will see your fucking faggy name. fuck you.
>>727753859idk i laughed at his post he can stay :)
>>727745804Doom 3 was the best game in the series.(It was)
>>727745864This
counterstrike gunplay is garbage compared to cod it only has better maps
>>727745804Immersion is for normies and diet normies (specfags)
>>727753450If you mean an actual futa; dick, balls, and pussy. then yes.If you mean dickgirl, still yes.
Just try accepting the game for what it is and not what it isn't.
Jerking off to children is bad
>>727745804I enjoy the seamless co-op mod
<other game> is better
Some weapon/ability types are just oppressive, and while it's essential to be an option in games of this genre it's a good thing when the devs intentionally make it weaker than options that are more fun to play against.
3.3 Million Dollars
Hyenas
>>727745804Idols are the worst part of the franchise and it'd be better off without them
>>727745804Industry plant.
tf2 without the unlocks and cosmetics is boring dated dogshit
Cyberpunk never lived up to expectations and even now it's a 7/10 at best.
i dont like big maps in battlefieldcod with vehicles and roles is a dope formula
>>727753859mission complete
It's a good game, but not a good [game] game
Saying any coomer game is for coomers tends to piss off coomers for some reason.
fromsoft has never made a single good souls game they just make games that make retarded causals feel like they are good at game
Sonic had a rough transition to 3D.
>>727753982I prefer dickgirl
reminder that saucy is a 20 year old nigger that eats shit, unironically.
>>727755109oooohh la la let me see see si si?
>forgive me, zanzibart *random cackling laughter*
All playstation's sloppah is on and coming to steam.
>>727748452the thing is the water routes in Hoenn were only really in the final quarter of the game and most of them were completely optional. and they actually had good route design with a variety of puzzles. yeah, it might have been a little much. but, people act like it was half of the game and was just empty ocean. which isn't true. the real issue wasn't the routes themselves being water, it was that they all had the same 5 encounters and there's no respite from encounters on water without abusing repels, which admittedly did get tedious. but I still think it was a bit overblown.
option A and B
>>727746096literally every smt fans said this about smt
>>727747538Samus is an Amazon goddess fuck off
>>727748635>coded
>>727745804Trans people deserve human rights
Rollslop
>>727745804stellar blade is better than ninja gaiden.
waggle
DMC2 is the best of the shitty boomer versions before the series found its footing with DmC
>>727745804Dragon Age was never good
>>727745804Mass Effect 2 > Mass Effect 3 > Mass Effect Andromeda > Mass Effect 1
>>727745804>the burnt peanut won vtuber of the year.
You don't need women to be attractive
>>727746702Honestly, the Wii version was like a 6/10. Completely mirrored world with no gamecube controller support was fucking retarded. The GC version is the definitive version; the actual version of the game. 8-8.5/10. (8.8 was too high)
>>727755852>>727755867If these things were said unironically in person I would want to [Glass Him]
>>727745975BASED>>727748202EVEN MORE BASED
>>727755923The first dragon age was the only good one.
>>727746049You went too FUCKING far anon
Outer Wilds is a reddit written walking sim with "puzzles".
>>727746702Nothing wrong with this, you need to judge the game in the context of the library of the console it is on. Otherwise like 99% of switch games wouldn't score higher than 5/10.
>>727749143>and in space no one needs oxygen to breathe so they can sit around a campfire eating marshmallowsWhut? Oxygen management is a mechanic in Outer Wilds. The guys who set up camp on planets without air have trees planted around them that provide oxygen, which is why you can chill with them without dying. Yeah it's silly and whimsical but half the point of Outer Wilds is to feel like a little universe that came out of a toybox so that's on brand.
>>727755109I've seen this parrotted for years but never saw actual proof.At this point aquajeet is more likely to be an actual jeet and canonical shiteater than saucy allegations.
3D > 2D
>>727755872DASRITE They can also be cute, funny or sexy. Mayhaps all three. Pic related.
>>727746118Yakuza 0 Is a peak.
>>727755923But I did.Mass Effect 1 fucking sucks, bro.
>>727747538the amusing thing about these scorned women siding with trannies is that they're basically saying that men are better at being women than women are.Women are so fucking spiteful they will slit their own throats if they think it will make you mad.
>>727756168Suffer in retardation then for your utterly plebian tastes.
>>727745804TLOU I >> TLOU II
>>727745804Your favorite game FUCKING SUCKS
>>727756152>>727746118I'm going to buy Yakuza 0 Director's Cut in less than 24 hours.
>>727745804Deltatroon and Trannytale are muh sòycial anxiety tumblr shipping simulators and I'm shocked they're talked about at all on /v/
>>727745804I think heroes 3 is overrated and Heroes V is the superior game
>>727756302 No u. Your favorite game is a glorified tech demo with the emotional depth of a soggy napkin. Cope harder, champ.
>>727753264>Are...are youstopped reading
>>727752684You're right because games that have yellow paint concidentally also have zero immersion
>>727756378Zoomers shitposted about mother for fucking decades only to fall for the only indy rpg that's actually a copy of mother and it's also about depression.Zoomers are the biggest failures known to man. Also omori but omori is for women i think?
>>727745804elden ring is just memorisation
Sonic hasn't been relevant since the early 90s
>>727745804Liking loli is normal.
>>727745804Ocarina of Time wasn't even the best game of 1998
>>727745804E33 GOTY 2025!
>>727756980and that image is almost entirely just psx/ console games
nobody cares that you beat a videogame on the "hardest" difficulty
Project Moon peaked with LobCorp.
>>727757567This is completely true.
>>727757543i care the most that i beat it on the hardest difficultymy accomplishment inspires others to be better
>>727756980>>727757472>best of 1998OoT isn't even in the top 5 of its release year.
>>727756378>they're talked about at all on /v/I thought it's mainly/only porn of the gator and deer girl
>>727745804Valve isn't your friend.
>>727745804It's your favorite because it was the first one in the series you played.>Morrowind>New Vegas>Yakuza 0>Persona 4>Nocturne>MGS3>BLack Ops 2>Halo Reach>Pokemon B&WEtc
>>727757770>pornshipping*
>>727745804The burning of TeldrassilWas basically the most notable nail in the coffin of retail WoW, It was the prepatch for BFA. Sent the story down the worst path it's ever been, began the Sylvanas girlboss retcon era, introduced players to the new slop quest design that would take place from there on out, majorly fucked the scaling of all old content in an irreversible way, and broke many class skill interactions that made 1/3 of the class roster unplayable(It didn't get better in BFA, the idea was to remove any complexity and make everything play the same, then balance dps with rng proc tuning that also never fucking happened lmao). There's also so much more i'm forgetting.
>>727758006I played Fallout 3 and prefer New VegasI played Skyrim first, then Oblivion, then Morrowing. Modded Skyrim's the best.
true game difficulty should challenge your mind, challenging your reflexes with things like dodging, rolling, parrying, memorizing moves, etc. is not real difficulty and only ever existed as a trend to get kids to spend more quarters at arcades
Dark souls 2 > Dark souls 3
>>727758030Nah, the burning of the shitty nightelf tree was the only cool thing sylvanas ever did. Loved stomping on those alliance shits.
>>727758006>>MorrowindJust a best>>New Vegas4th one I played and the best>>Yakuza 0Second one I played and the best>>Persona 4First one I played and Reload is better>>NocturneFirst one I played and VV is better>>MGS3Third one I played and the bestDidn't play the other three.
>>727757919it does an extremely good job of making me believe it is
>>727758171This is what happened to the souls series, most every boss in DS1 is cheesable in some RPG-like way and every game from 2 onward became a memory game. Bloodborne had some of the niche gameplay elements that DS1 had which is why it's still so loved, but towards BB's endgame, especially Kos, it does start to devolve into a memory game.I despised Sekiro on launch for that reason. Its gameplay is rather contrived/scripted and your deviation from the script leads to death. It's a cool game when you play it by its script, but it's just not what makes a masterpiece.
>>727758315Barrendweller hands typed this post.
Spec Ops: The Line
>>727758171>challenging your reflexesreflexes and parry is the most braindead way of balancing a game. True (and acceptable difficulty) needs are modular mechanics like factorio, etrian odyssey, etc.
>>727758354The downgrade you talk about was already happening between Demon Souls and Dark Souls, although it was still only starting. Then DeS was retroactively accused of consisting in "gimmicks" because you defeat bosses in a semi-RP way instead of playing guitar hero.
>>727757919I don't have any friends!Nobody likes me!
>>7277458043 > NV
Zelda games are made for 6-10 year olds.
>>727746013What's the point of attention whoring if you don't even have a trip.
>>727759190Are you posting with an avatar and signature?
you're not triggering anything virgin
Why wouldn't a supersoldier be able to sprint?
>>727752458in a modern review scale? I would say no. rockstar's simulation playground is too effective for just a 7.
It's optional so why do you care
Elden Ring is not a good game.
You control the buttons you press.
>>727745864Why did tendies FLIP OUT at this?8.8 is a great score.
dying light 2 was great!
Bethesda cooked with this one
Dark Souls 2 is okay
>>727759761tendies are cultists and saw 8.8 as an insult to not just the game but also it lowered its score on meta critic. yes, cultists would spend two decades crying over that.
>>727745804>Engagement meme to farm replies>"Well /v/?"Bot Thread
Elden Ring is overratedFighting games are mostly liked by blacksThe only good RTS games are Eugen games and Supcom-likes
>>727745804BBC
Gen 2 level curve
>>727745864>gives the gamecube version a 8.9/10made it even funnier
>>727745804a picture of WHAT
gooner games made by men make you gay.
>>727745927>>727745970>>727746013man, tendies really are dogshit at this
>>727745864fippy bippy
>>727745804Palworld sucks
>>727764140see >>727764024
>>727752815>>727755648I only use this website, so blame the other crossposter I probably stole it from.Sorry I missed the memo on your gay little culture war.
>>7277458041 and 2 aren't worth playing
>>727745804Out of 10!
I enjoyed dark souls 2 more than elden ring.
>>727765321SMTFinal FantasyPersonaDragon QuestRatchet & ClankDark SoulsMario PartyMetroid
>>727745927Every real fan would agree.It's the retards that got filtered by the first level that are salty about the difficulty.
Bridgette is trans.
>>727765504>>727765321alsoMGSBaldur's GateWarcraft Heroes of Might and MagicFallout
>>727745804final fantasy 8 is better than 9
>>727745804It's bots, not actual players.
>>727745864Didn't tendies had a similar meltdown after some big jewtuber gave BOTW a 7 or 8 and it affected the Metacritic score?
>>727745804it's a gacha game
This probably caused a few suicides.
>>727747743>cant make his own foodnigga literwlly lived in a shack in the mountains alone for years, he can make his own fucking food
Brad is a good guy (probably the only good guy in the game) and Dingaling is a retard for thinking otherwise.
twitter screencaps belong on /v/
I can give an opinion on a game I never played.
>the game is absolutely horrible and nobody should buy this. the developers are massive kikes that are charging the price of the base game which is 29,99 for each of its 6 gorillion DLCs. the game is plagued with mechanical and graphical issues to the point that a 5090 cant even guarantee 30 fps even with upscaling. oh and dont get me started with the amount of woke content it has. please stay away from this game>positive review
>>727746049fuck off shill
>>727756169The entire thing is just women versus women with women (male) as pawns. I'm not sure if even men (female) are on their radar.
>>727745864still a threat
>>727745804action games are just button mashingfps games are point and click
>>727752815>>727755648>>727765235>coded is le badCould someone give us a better word?I've seen people on "both sides" complain but no-one offers better word. I don't like using it either but I can't see a solution other than restructuring the sentence clunkily.