What am I in for bros?
you're in for overpriced 2015 hardware and kids games
>>727747436Fun
>>727747436buyers remorse and a year of waiting
It's a good buy if you missed out on the switch 1 but if you already have it then you're in for no games
>>727747573waiting for what? I see like 400 bucks of games to play
>>727747436It will start to feel old very fast. should just have stayed content with Switch1 longer.
>>727747436Prime 4 feels and sounds like a Metroid Prime game but it's one made for 5year olds that need to be hand held and told what to do. There's the one annoying fag that I can over look, but his ideology permeates everything in the game. You're told how to open doors when you step into a room. You're shown an enemy's weak point before you fight it. You're told what to scan, before you know where you are. Anything meaningful you can interact with is huge and glows, so you can't miss it when you step into a new room.In its bones, Prime 4 is a Metroid Prime game, but one dressed like a tranny. You can tell something's not right. You try to tell yourself it don't matter. But It Does.
>>727747936>You're told how to open doors when you step into a room. You're shown an enemy's weak point before you fight it. You're told what to scan, before you know where you are.I was going to agree with you until you started spouting this bullshit
>>727747436Regret
>>727747436boring games developed for sub 90 iq jeets
>>727747516shit 2 doesn't even match base PS4 performance from 2013, also no games.
>>727747516>>727747573>>727747717>>727748710Stop having fun!
>>727747436Overpriced and underpowered gimmicky children's tablet, a shitty Mario Kart game that feels like it was made by Ubishit, and a transcoded Donkey Kong shovelware that's piss easy and can be beated in 90 minutes
>>727747436fun
>>727747436>What am I in for bros?
>>727747436grooming
>>727748921how many times have you posted this now
>>727747436A fun time
>>727748968He has the tism
>>72774743622 hours of gameplayThen you can return it
>>727747436
>>727748968The weirdest part is that I don't even know why he posts it so much. I genuinely do not understand what he thinks this shit proves
>>727748921how do nintendo adults justify wasting 100 dollars on this
>>727748921this is all it takes to fill the tendie with glee and excitement
>>727747436Sell it for a Switch 1.You'll thank me later.
>>72774892180 euros game by the way.
>>727747436i just bought this too...where are the games...
>>727749367prove it
>>727748810way ahead of you, I'm already not having fun
>>727749437Yeah, because you dont have a switch 2
>>727747436Regret and delusion
>>727749206the switch 1 is so cheap these days, especially secondhand, that there's no real point in thateven buying a modchipped one doesn't raise the price much
>>727748921Imagine being the anon that defends this ugly slop lmao
>>727749015Wait what?
>>727748921GOTY material apparently
>he's mass relying to himself againYou have to realize by now that literally no one falls for this shit, right?
>>727747436A shit time
>>727750668I picked up the game recently and have been working through it. I just got to the Resort Layer, and picked up some of that rainbow shit. When I started floating, it filled me with a feeling of whimsy stronger than I have in a long time>>727750521
>>727748921God this game looks fucking ugly lol
Another mental illness thread
>>727748921>>727749047>>727749129>>727749349>>727749659>>727750668>>727750828insane samefaggery
>>727751028Cope. No games.
>>727751028time to take your pills again
>>727749612Haven't played Nintendo since the Wii, thinking of picking one up on ebay for under $150 since all the games are new to me.
>>727750926Yeah, because you are here.
>>727750926You?
>>727748968>>727749006>>727750745>>727750926>>727751028>timmy forgot his meds and having a meltyevery time
>>727747516/thread
>>727747436Get a refund
>>727753245For what reason?
>>727747516fpbp
where the switch 2 gaymes tho?
>>727747436Dont play prime 4. Its worthless dogshit.
>>727755978what di i play then?
>>727755998Literally anything else.
>>727756272prime 4 switch 2 edition. its fantastic.
>>727756521Kill yourself. Dont support that worthless garbage.
Snoys seething endlessly over your enjoyment of video games
>>727756868No im just a metroid fan that wants the series to die for good so i dont need to see it get tortured to death slowly like nintendo is doing to it. Anyone who is a true fan should want what they are a fan of to END, because nothing gets better with more sequels.
>>727747436>What am in for? Buyer's regret and realizing you could have used that $600 for something else. You'll be waiting at least until February or March for more exclusives to drop on Switch 2. Nintendo had nothing prepared for the Switch 2 except Donkey Kong, Mario Kart, Metroid 4, and the Zelda musou. The rest are just "upgrades" of games that have been out for years. They have a lot of new stuff dropping, but pretty sure it'll be like Spring 2026 before it starts coming out. I think the new Fire Emblem games comes out sometime in February.
>>727747436Dawg you should've bought Kirby Air riders
>>727757018>WE WANT METROID PRIME 4>NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THISMake up your mind already
>>727757561I never asked for dialogeslop in my metroid.
you retards need to get better at maskposting if you're going to shit up the board. you're taking up room in my $4 porn game catalog
>>727757018>>No im just a metroid fan thatthat never played the games before seemingly, given how the "totally legit criticism" feels borderline GPT generated
>>727748968seethe more tranny
>>727747516true but this outdated hardware was already an AAAA gaming experience for majority of ultra normies
>>727748780That's wrong.>no gamesThere's one in the OP.
>>727747436For those who only play in handheld mode like me, there is the huge problem that the screen is considerably slower than that of the Switch 1.I think it's insane that consumers are trying to fight this information as if it were false, or just hate-talking, when it's something that severely impacts the gameplay experience on a device made entirely for gameplay. It would be like someone releasing an ebook reader that isn't good at printing letters on the screen, and people thinking it's completely normal.Anyone buying the Switch 2 right now really has no standards, because the only decent way to play it is on a TV screen, and if you're going to play on a screen, then I don't really see why you would buy a fucking portable tablet instead of a normal device. If you're desperate to play Nintendo games, then it would make more sense to wait for those games to come out first, right?
>>727747436grats on you beginning your transitioning, xister. keep us updated.
>>727747436Vasectomy
>>727747436>best buydon't shop there, I keep hearing horror stories. >>727747551this and oh dear god duskbloods how I wish you were coming to steam.
>>727762401sovl
>>727762401>continue to post debunked info to justify his autistic hate towards a console brand
>>727747436Fun for a day or two (however long it takes for you to beat Bananza), then annoyance as you realise you should have brought home Air Riders.
>>727763323>taking the time to sarch and screenshot thatYoure the bigger autistic loser lmao
>>727763323>debunkedColor transition speed between pixels is objective information, you retard. If you think this has been "debunked", then you are at the level of delusion where you might as well say that the screen is 4K, or that it has more contrast than an OLED screen.None of this is real, and as I said, it's inconceivable that there are consumers trying to disqualify this information as you are doing here. It just proves that you can't even be considered human, you are literally corporate drones.Let's be clear here:1. The Nintendo Switch 2 screen is extremely slow when transitioning colors from its pixels2. It is 50% slower than the Switch 1 screen, which is already quite bad3. It is up to 600% slower than LCD screens made specifically for gaming, such as “gaming” monitors4. Because of this, anyone can see objects being multiplied 3x or 4x on the screen when playing at 60fps and moving the screen quickly.Denying this indicates that you have no standards, because you accept playing on screens that are not suitable for games, and at the same time you are a corporate drone, doing damage control for a company for free. Both things indicate someone with an extremely low IQ.
>>727763797It takes about 30 seconds to simply find out the guy is pretty desperate to post misinfo like in >>727764314
I thought disinformation campaigns were for states at war with eachotherNot for fucking console faggotry
>>727764509Keep denying objective information, corporate drone. Lying is all that's left for an NPC like you.
>>727747436>Amerimutthow surprising
WHERE ARE THE NEW SWITCH 2 GAMES I ASKED
>>727747436imagine paying for toddlerslop instead of just emulating
>>727747516The GPU architecture it uses launched in 2020, but it also uses features from it's successor family that launched in 2022, it's literally more modern than the PS4/XSX, it's also far more powerful than a PS4, but the only third party games that show this are Fortnite and Star Wars Outlaws, third parties in general don't give a fuck.As far as Nintendo themselves go, it's all cross gen so you won't see a game really push the hardware until probably Luigi's Mansion 4 which is rumored to launch in 2026.
>>727766445fortnite on switch 2 is missing several features from the PS4 version and looks largely the same. how is that a good example?
>>727766726Really, probably not then, I was really just on about it running at a higher resolution than the PS4. Fuck third parties then.
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