Jayy-sun!
>>727754414SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUN! SHAUN! SHAAuuuuuuunnnn!
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>>727754414J SON
>>727754414Jayyyyyyy son!!!!
They should re-release this with AI environments
How do you go from narrative thrillers to this
>>727754414>this is considered cages best game
>>727755285It's entirely because of Jayden, Cage seriously needs to make a detective game without any of the extra bullshit
FUCKING ASSHOLE!
>>727755285It's cringekino, you wouldn't understand.
Heavy Rain was one of those games that was so cringe that it went back to being sovl kino. I hope David Cage gets a chance to make one more movie game of his own wild creation and not gay IP like Star Wars.
I can't stand cutscenes in games but I like this game
JAY Z
>>727754414did they really need to animate you taking a piss with QTE elements?
All those fucking pallette swapped and head swapped bug people.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=219SnYrhY3k
>>727754414https://youtu.be/raQjBlCLq-k?si=I4Ls0uO1GeCGrDr1
Would you do all of this to save your son, /v/?>Drive into oncoming traffic for 5 miles with a time limit of 5 minutes>Crawl through a tunnel of broken glass and navigate a maze of electrical capacitors >Cut your pinky finger off >Kill an unarmed drug dealer using a gun >Drink a lethal poison which will kill you in exactly one hour (giving you just enough time to say goodbye)
>>727756579Yes
Strawberry flavored chewies
>>727754414>this made millenials piss and shit themselves laughing
my friends played this game and would always joke about these scenes (since my names jason).it really made me resent the game despite having never played it.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOODRIIIIIIIIIIN
listen to your datsun
>>727755384>THAT'S E N O U G H
>>727757418it is funny thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCmZ0RQuLU
>>727756579I can for certain say yes to all but the last two. I don't think I could take a life or kill myself now but I'm also not a father. I don't think it's possible for me to understand the overwhelming sense of protection you can have towards a child until I actually have one myself.
>i love you lets make a new jason>no way fag *blam*
cAn I hAvE a BaLlOoN dAd
>>727757459Here boy!
>>727757565EMOTION
HATERS GONNA HATE
>>727757565NO. GAME OVER!
>>727757623I love women so much it's unreal
>>727757652Yeah they do smell good
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>>727757565Let's go buy a pulhoon.
>>727757551 bro thought he was in a noir film but dropped the script halfway through and started freestyling. literally the most unintentionally hilarious moment in gaming history. shout “JAAAAASOOON” in public and 3 washed-up PS3 players turn around instinctively.
Sex with Madison
