It's no Elden RIng
That sounds like a good thing.
Elden Failure.
>>727754546I know, it actually has variery
it's Elden Ring for disabled kids
>>727754831>I know, it actually has varieryElden Ring has 10 x the variety of Slop of the GoyimImagine if Elden Ring 2 came out and they charged the same price for a re shuffle of the map and a couple of new mechanicsOnly Nintendo could get away with that shit.
>>727754802>>727754754elden ring looks like shit
>>727754923>go to checkpoint of boss>kill boss>go to next checkpoint>kill boss>repeat 500 timeswoah. much variety.elden ring hasnt got puzzles, minigames, object manipulation and construction, vehicles, flight, nothing.
>>727754546Worst 3d zelda game of all time
>>727754923Totk is a circa 2014 ubislop game blended with garrys mod and banjo kazooie nuts and bolts, presented with a nutendo coat of paint with a weird story that ruins the lore of the franchise and has weird satanic vibesIt's a 4/10 game at best. And im not saying that because I hate nintendo. Botw is a 9/10 game.
>>727754546and thank god for that.
Everyone attacking Elden Ring are being ironic shitposters or false flaggers just to start a flame war, but I genuinely cannot believe it got the success it got. It was a fine, decent game. But cheesus 30m+ units and everyone glazing it as the greatest game ever made? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
>>727755240this
>>727754546Souls is the true successor to OoC and MM. BotW is more of a tech demo than a zelda game. Elden Ring far exceeds anything Nintendo has done in decades.
>>727755106>Elden Ring doesn't have gimmick physics puzzles from Half Life 2 (2004)Lol
>>727754546Yeah, it's much better
how the fuck does anybody like elden ring so much? it was 6/10 at best, dark souls 1 and sekiro were better
>>727755240Sony lost
ITT:
>>727758671Last tim i used a snoy device was in 2018
>>727758710you sound trans
>>727754546Yeah it's actually good
>>727760702>>727763027>necrobumping
>>727763070Being a console warrior faggot on a dying site is all he has left in life, don't take it from him
>>727758710>3 years later and ER is still triggering the fuck outta Tendies that they'd falseflag and try to incite flame wars with another games' playerbasesWe need a quarantine board for Tendies, seriously
>>727764743>another bump off page 10 to save his shitty thread hes reposted 1000 times alreadyniggers tongue my anus
>>727754754Fpbp
>Elden Ring 2 will use the same map as the first gameImagine the outrage.>Breath of the Wild 2 uses the same map as the first gameOHH THANK YOU NINTENDO *slurps cum*
>>727754546It's for a completely different market. Like the only similarities are utterly superficial. I don't like Nintendo games, I don't like the design theories behind them or the kid's game at structure, anything about them besides the older ones like Super Mario. Fromsoft titles appeal to me, and never did I think as Zelda as a adjacent title.
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>>727767492right on cue the shit eating nigger OP bumps this garbage off page 10
>>727767569Gonna piss your pants again mr tendie?
>>727754893Which is funny because Elden Ring is the most watered down entry in the series.
>>727767627I'm not the one making these threads every day for almost 10 years now
>>727754546It's not fit to lick the shit off Elden Ring's shoe, that's for sure
>>727756851>Tears of the kingdom has mindbroken /v/ so much that they must now pretend half-life is a bad game series just because Nintendo improved on their formulaAmazing.
Thank fuck it's not. Nintendo decided to make a good game, instead of Elden Ring.
>>727770690Nintendo was so scared of Elden Ring that they delayed TOTK's release
>>727770157>>727771207niggerfaggot sametranny op
>>727771207Turns out they didn't need to worry.
>>727771409OSHIT I POSTED SOMETHING SUPER-RETARDED!!!!!!
How come I never see threads for this game, but everyday there's a like 20 Elden Ring threads which reach bump limit?
>>727771298
Link if he Texan
>>727772760nigger
>>727771442No way... time travel is real?
>>727771548Elden Ring threads are shitposting havens for discords.
>>727771548>>727772760You got raped, Eric
>>727773362saar please no raping I am now a white woman
>>727754754>misses every shotwow this chink sucks at the game
>>727754546Yeah, because it isn't gay boring slop lol
>>727755932I can't name a better game. Gaming is terrible.
>>727754546Yeah, it says it right there, it's The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
>>727774145If you judge games by the era and context in which they were made, Elden Ring doesn't even enter top 20 for me. It's not a bad game, it's actually a pretty good game. But to this degree I just don't understand. I think it's because it's such perfect normie bait.
>>727774430It's just, no other game has a world as big and full of lore that they don't shove down your throat, and leave you to figure things out on your own. No other game gives you so many different cool builds to discover and play around with. There's also the difficulty, which you can freely adjust with summons depending on how you feel about it. No other game has ever done something like this. Gaming is so ass.
TOTK is just a worse BOTW, with extra steps and boring limitations. Even that crappy Banjo game for Xbox knew not to take your toys away while you were playing with them.>b-but elden ringNever said you had to like it.
