>bought a Miyoo Mini for the plane>played picrel for 5 minutes >sat on my phone for the rest of the 10 hour flightWhat a shitty system
>WOW THIS FUCKING SUCKS!>WHERE IS THE BATTLEPASS??>ISN'T THERE A GACHA? HOW DO I UPGRADE MY CHARACTER?>WHAT ABOUT THE MAP? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE TO GO??
Should've bought Retroid Flip 2 retard
>>727757483labubu unc...
>>727757393You should've played Super Bomberman 2.
>>727757393>OP rather doom-scrolls for 10h than play games for more than 5 minutessays a lot about modern gamers
i did the same thing but without the phonemostly cause im uncomfortable sitting around relaxing around so many ""people""
>>727757393>Plays a shitty Grandad Fleenstones NES Game and not Metroid Rogue DawnSmh my head
GRAND
>>727757393Too old. Can these chinkhelds do 6th Gen yet?
>>727759332You'd be surprised how many build a mega pc or download a shitload of roms only to not play anything
>>727757393Miyoo Mini only ever got popular because it looked good, was shilled by e-celebs and got a custom firmware with some unique features. Hardware-wise it's an e-waste piece of shit with ancient ARM cores (the same you'd find in phones from early 2010s) and a GPU with no 3D video acceleration. All chinkhelds suck, but that one sucks in particular. People finally need to catch on that "retro handhelds" are the chink way of peddling ancient phone and TV box chips that no one wants anymore because they're so shitty. They stick some very inexpensive parts with zero QC around them to swindle western trannies with no self-restraint and make bank from it.
>>727759332I've been saying this for months, zoomers don't play video games. Once I figured that out the shit state if this board and crappy threads that pop out all made sense and I don't get triggered by them anymore.These kids are just generationally a bunch of passive losers, nothing more to it.
>>727759752cause they own like 5000 steam games and download 25000 roms at onceyou just pick 1 or 2 things and play them instead of being a depressed piece of shit on here
>>727757393There's like 50000 games that run on it so the problem is you
>>727759996>midwit the anon
>>727759996Noone ever thought it was supposed to be more than that, unless you are saying you thought it would play fortnite and the latest call of duty?Also chinks are the number 1 customer of these
>>727760230I accept your concession.
>>727759996Ok?I just wanted something to play Mario Land 2 and SotN, and Wario Land without using my phone, on bed at night
>>727759996I don't know if it counts as a chinkheld since it was built in America, but Modretro Chromatic surpasses the original game boy in every way down to backlit but still faithful screen, durable metal shell, abs plastic buttons etc. It's definitely not cheaply made
What's the current poorfag chinkheld of choice? R36S used to be it but I saw somewhere that there's a better budget device
>>727760343>Noone ever thought it was supposed to be more than thatPeople did and still do. They have an army of shills in the west trying to make these seem like higher quality products than they are with proces to match.>Also chinks are the number 1 customer of theseThey sell them for closer to what they're actually worth to their fellows.
>>727760480That one actually had RnD effort spent on it to develop the custom screen, it's possibly the only good one. Thing is, its creator only wanted to make it because he wanted the best GameBoy Color possible and had tons of money to burn from arms trade. It was not made with profit in mind and couldn't exist as a for-profit product.
The Miyoo Mini is shit if you want to do anything else besides posting pictures of Pokemon main screen on reddit.>>727760619Trimui Smart Pro is all you need.
go to /hhg/ for real handheld talk on the retro games board /vr/
Is the aya neo pocket air mini any good? I just want the absolute cheapest shit that cna play ps2 games
>>727757393It helps if you have noise cancelling headphones that work with it
>>727757393it's a shit game. You could've played something good for 10 hours
>>727760173>haha on pc you get everything!>10k modern games via steam>200k games via emulation>download them all for max value>turns out if you have everything it loses its percieved valueJup. Moved from a 4090 pc to a switch 2. Slow drip feed vidya made me enjoy it more
>>727757393Cut your fucking nails you filth
>>727762713>omigosh paint your nails you cute egg and become transNo
>>727760619in india all we can buy for cheap is r36s. everything else is triple the price. it varies by country>>727762251i want the rg cube. its pretty down there in price and has good form factor
>>727757393Why did you sit on your phone?
>>727757393YABBA-DABBA-DO™
>>727762251That SoC seems to just be Dimensity 700 under a different name. I h that in my phone and it can't run SoulCalibur III well so it can't run PS2 as far as I'm concerned.
>>727757393>buy the worst form factor handheld, but worse, designed for literal toddler hands>complain about it on a mongolian basket-weaving forumretard
>>727759752Smaller romsets are better because you'll at least get to try out each game, having the cover art is also important.Most of these games are on the playstation store and cost less than indies while being higher quality, so emulation feels pointless.
>>727757393>90% of /v/ easily makes upwards of $150k a year because they’re stupid nepobabies and just buy nonsense chinkware without any research
>>727765626>90% of /v/ easily makes upwards of $150k a yearthis is the brownest poorest board around
>>727762251I wish there was other way to buy one than their US website.It sure looks like a good deal otherwise.
>>727757393the mini is my pick up and play sf3 for 15 minutes system.
>>727757393People actually fall for the chinkslop shill threads?
OP shoulda bought this on the plane instead.
>>727759576Nes Flinstones are awesome.
>>727762713He has a decent manicure. Are you a thirdworlder?
>>727759996Works great.Also recycling is nice, I am glad I can have a cheap NES to PS1 emulatorbox.I will buy the gabecube for anything modern, should be lit.
>Buy chinkheld >Use it onceIt's not for me.
>>727757393why did you pick the flintstones of all things
>>727760619
>>727768656Looks cool, how much is it.
>>727757393Sounds more like your attention span is the problem, anon, rather than the system.I've got the same thing and sometimes it's easy to get into the flow of playing something on it, but currently it's things like Emerald Rogue that keeps my interest.
>>727759752If you're buying a ROM console to play shit that PCs have been playing for decades, you deserve whatever unplayable slop you're stuck with.
>>727759663They can play the switch and shitty ps3 games.
>>727759996>a GPU with no 3D video accelerationit's for PS1 and below, zoomie-zoom-zoom
>>727768656If you're getting an anbernic at least get the one with two thumbsticks
>>727770138For all those games that need two thumbsticks that it can play like ape escape, gran turismo, and....
>>727770118PS1 GPU could fill triangles faster than its CPU, Miyoo Mini's GPU can't even do that.
I just checked and I've had my miyoo mini for over two years now and I'm still playing through random games on it. It works great, I've had no issues with the controls. It has a stupidly long battery life; it drains nothing in sleep mode, and it's just so easy to pick up and play in short bursts
These devices market themselves as capable of playing or being pre-loaded with thousands of games, but the truth is, only 2 or 3 are worth playing. You need to have grown up around these games to be compelled to revisit them, because otherwise, they'll just be primitive, janky, borefests to anyone who grew up playing more sophisticated 7th gen+ games.
>>727770309mapping the camera controls to the other thumbstick in MHFU already justifies having it.
>>727770414It has no sticks, it plays all 2D PS1 games fine, which is what it's meant for.There are now dozens of chinkhelds and you can pay as much you want, Mini does it best for what actual retro gamers want, unlike OP.
>>727770462>otherwise, they'll just be primitive, janky, borefests to anyone who grew up playing more sophisticated 7th gen+ games.zoom zoom
>>727757393Anyone knows a good chinkshit handheld for PC-98 games? I want to play old Rance and 2hu and strip mahjong without having to invest 1000 bucks importing a real one
>>727770632Is rather be branded a zoomer than have to sit through this.
>>727760619The battleXp G350 no question
>>727770462>You need to have grown up around these games to be compelled to revisit them, because otherwise, they'll just be primitive, janky,Oldfags who were there only played the top ~20 games out of any system and may be a few more through rental.And those top games are still better than modern garbage.You don't need 700 games, that's for autists.
>>727759996There's some truth to this post, but if you're willing to tape d-pad contacts and understand what these piles can actually run (not what youtubers tell you), there are some genuinely great cheapo fire hazards that are fun. Though no one ever listens and just buys the R36s, so you can all get fucked.
>>727765958Why? so he can play flinstones ds for 5 minutes and then go back to his phone brainrot?
>>727770594those very low budget device are not meant to play psp
>>727757393>spend the weekend hand-picking hundreds of roms and emulators>end up playing Super Mario World for the 100th time
>>727770462Just download top 100 best games pack
>>727770859No, no, the Ayn/Retroid (same company) salesman has a point here. He can just run tiktok on the vacant screen.>>727771000I've been told twice that MHFU runs fullspeed on h700, but I'd check thrice.
>>727771113>think to myself WOOHOO! JUST WHAT I NEEDED!
>>727771240>playing the slop gba version
The Switch can play Switch games at full speed.
>>727771313And miss out on THIS?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prIXaXB62Tk>>727771397Patently false.
>>727771513They were alwasy meant to be played at sub 20FPS.
>>727771513I like the post fart core vibe
>>727771000The hell are you on about. It's 'meant' to play whatever it can handle. I can play MFHU, mario 64, breath of fire 4, etc with zero issues on my RG353V.>>727770732The anbernic I mention plays pc98 games.
>>727771710Talking about sub $40 devices dingus
>>727771858Then why mention ape escape and GT
>>727771710Looks pretty good, what do you think about the RG35XXSP?
>>727771969because ps1 games are in that very easy to run ballpark
>>727770732PC98 is relatively easy to run, but I'd ask someone with actual experience.https://youtu.be/RKvq8X4rnCk?t=219
>>727768656
>>727759415What?
>>727769656looks like RG40xxv$70~100, depending where you get it
>>727772068In terms of features it looks good, the only thing I'd personally be iffy about is the foldable screen. Wouldn't trust myself not to snap it. But it's a great price.
>>727757393>boot up Aria of Sorrow on my RG35XXH>boot up an incremental game on my laptop to satisfy my need for instant dopamine>if I really need a dopamine injection I switch AoS for TetrisMicucks mini lost. AnberGODs won.
>>727759996>blah blah the hardware is only good enough to play what it's designed to play blah blah
>>727771614I can't believe Nintendo ruined the artistic vision with the Switch 2.>>727772068NTA, own both.353V has some nasty fake diagonals, screen is okay, shoulder buttons are the standard vertical experience - not great, sticks are largely useless, overpriced for what it can do. Android enables a few games, but it's so sluggish and miserable it's not really worth it. If you insist on verticals, I'd look elsewhere, either something cheaper or especially the RPClassic being a massive leap in every way for a few bucks more.35xxSP is a bit slower but basically the same, you're not gonna lose any game running fullspeed from it. Screen is a tad washed out. Buttons are a bit stiff and have short travel, plus you kinda have to add washers to prevent them from piercing the domeswitches over time even on the d-pad, flawed design. Mine is holding up but I wouldn't recommend a hinge based chinkheld as your first.>>727772432That's robbery, just order from chinks.>>727772649It hits like 150% FF on GBA, gPSP at that, it's really fucking bad. Denied ports too because you get 128MB RAM while everything else has 1GB minimum now.
>>727757393ojojoj
Sometimes I feel really compelled to get a chinkheld, mostly to play Genesis/SNES/PSX/64/GBA gaems, but then I remember I can play all that on my phone which has a HDR AMOLED 120hz display and any controller of my choosing.What I am really tempted to pick is a New 3DSXL to play DS and 3DS gaems, since they suck on phone and I don't get 3D
>>727757393MARIO 7?
>>727775949It's on screen: YABBA-DABBA-DOO™
I bought an RG351 like 3 years ago and it's still working on it's original battery charge cause I don't play it but still I'm impressed.
>>727757393BEEL CLEENTON???? HOLY SHIT
Asking real question here which one do I preorder?
>>727757393Anon finds out NES games didn't have tiktok
>>727776104Yabba-dabba...? AAAUGGGHH...YABBA-DABBA?!YABBA-DABBA...YABBA-DABBA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>727769656>>727772432It's 50€ on ali
>>727776240It'll die in 20 seconds once you start using it and its real voltage kicks in, charge it.
I played this on my dsixl during a flight recently and had a swell time!>>727772414He means jeets and niggers
>>727760619>poorfag Depends on what you need. Original miyoo mini+ and alikes are $50 but ps1 is the maximum of their reach, currently best example is trimui brick.Next is psp-dreamcast level - around $100, best such handhelds are ayaneo air mini or Mangmi Air X, trimui smartpro is almost there but many dreamcast and psp games wont work fullspeed.What is above is usually android device on phone chips, depending on configuration they can emulate gc, ps2, switch, ps3 or windows games. I think currently retroid g2 (~$180) is a good milestone and still can be considered a poorfag device.
>>727777005Make a third one that removes the fucking sticksThe first thing I do when buying a chinkheld is open it up and replace those with literally any plastic that covers the hole.What a massively stupid thing to add
>>727774239I just play everything I can on my 3DS or phone. That's why I'm not sure it's worth buyfagging chinkhelds.
He is the lord of all horses
>>727757393i have a trimui smart with minui installed and 30 games, mostly because it's 100g so i can easily one hand it and it has actual buttons>>727780485you can't one hand a phone comfortably
>>727757393FLEENSTONES???
When will the Chinks do something like this?
>>727780748I do have a small phone for ease of one-handed use, but I don't see how it matters much when gaming is two-handed.
>>727781184for most rpgs you can map l1 to a and one hand the entire game
>>727780748Any phone less than 6.2in is really easy to hold, even more if you get any kind of controller specifically made to hold a phone.
>>727781370it's not effortless though. 100g is really light
>>727759576this game opened my fourth eye. i played it late at night and had no idea what kind of rom hack it was
>>727771113I do this. What's the point in playing anything else?
>>727781472I don't know what to tell you, whit a controller the phone becomes really comfortable, literally more than my DS or SwitchAlso I'm still waiting for a chinkheld with the screen quality of a Galaxy S
>>727780680it got discontinued
>>727782490>3ds235g>switch297gi could see using a phone if it was light enough but most of those are 200g
>>727768656>1 stickOh ok well you could probably play N64 ga->4 face buttonsWhat the fuck is this for?
>>727783131snes gaem?
>>727782889Most "regular" Galaxy S models are around ~160g. The regular, not the bigger sized S+ or the S Ultra. And even the gigantic Ultras are only around ~215gI need to weight my controller, but I doubt it's more than 40g.I'm sorry, chinkhelds are really fucking cool gadgets, but when it comes to practicality, a New3DSXL + a high end phone is the best combo you can have, at least right now.
>>727783601my man that is double the weight. for extended play sessions you should get something lighter
>>727779785Don't you get interference?
>>727757393we are beginning to recognize the positivity bias of older gamesmany games from previous eras were badwe only remember the best ones
>>727783858How long are your sessions on the go? And where do you even sit that you need something below 200g?If I feel like playing on my phone at home, I just use the couch and the armrests pretty much negate any weight, same if I'm on a bus trip. Beach/outdoors? My chairs have armrests.And when everything else fails, you can use a table to rest your arms.
>>727757393>plays The Flintstones: The Surprise at Dinosaur Peak>refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>727784281i sit on the toilet one handed while wiping my ass. i have no idea what other scenario a handheld is for if you're anywhere else-just use your tv/ computer
>>727759598DAD
>>727765939cry more nintodler
>>727782843Yup, tough titties for everybody else
I think playing on a phone SUCKS
>>727783131The stick is whatever, I use it for arcade and onehanded gaming since it's closer to the right border than the the dpad
>>727784886+100 social credit
>>727757393You could've just used your phone.
