KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/WPLG3tmkeeQ6xTaE7—Timer: https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/8843144/the-end-of-qualifiers►OChttps://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/King_of_/v/_2025/Galleryhttps://queenkingv.booru.org/►LIST OF ALL NOMINATED CHARACTERShttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rQTtfd8zsBzKvXVmPIPzY1e5V3PTFFP1BpfX3ADvoRU/edit?usp=sharing►Character Limit—For qualifier poll>Game or Franchise Series can only have 3 characters (i.e. 3 characters from Metal Gear, Sonic, or Pokemon)►Detailed Rules and Info:https://pastebin.com/2jqMy7Y2►JudgesYotsuba/v/-tanTre/vr/Senator Armstrong►Hosts>Ballsanon !!5W3bz/1qam6>Coayynon !!h9S8LHq02ZJ>Samaritanon !!vt0xZn2AIz2►Nominations: >>727640686 ►Qualifiers: >>727730386 ►Previous: >>727752680
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Vote for Rance
VOTE FOR THE BARRED ALLIANCE
>>727760715Password is "Deus Ex" btw
>Remu in the OPUh oh
>>727760715How fast can your pick fill this container?
...>*vanishes*
I choose Him
>>727760802oh, forgot about all that
Could your king resist murdering Tomie?
Laharl is already a ruler and the Overlord of Hell, but if you help him qualify for King of /v/ he will personally ensure the unspeakable suffering of at least one person that posts in these threads. Ordinarily he'd just bribe the strongest of you with chewing gum or old equipment, but this will have to do.
>>727760906I respect his power
Just savoring the moment here
>>727760802
>>727760906
Vote for The Hunter (Rain World) page 3!
Can your pick do anything funny with Tron?
Did you vote on your merchant king yet, /v/?
>>727760848That looks like it can hold a lot of heads. Give him about 10 minutes.
HEY GUYS, WANNA SEE COOL TRICK!?
>>727761038You could say that, hehe
>>727761038rape
>>727760848Do I really have to fill it again? I mean it's not like it's that difficult considering how adept slugcats are at squeezing into pipes.
>>727761109>Do I really have to fill it again?>againthat container is filled already, silly
>>727761156Filling is relative. Like motion. And portals.
>>727761038He'll make that sexy naughty lady pirate queen tremble in her tight, lacy corset. Those G cup tits of hers, oh yeah, gahahahaha
>>727761194It's B btw
Sylux is so fucking funny. You could do the King /v/ schtick where you make him a jobber who gets raped or loses GETs or whatever and it's perfectly in character. I hope he qualifies.
>>727761038She'll swoon
The tournament is a mess, but he can fix it. Vote for Fix-It Felix, Jr.
>>727761038Bible stories every night before bed.
>>727761038Well considering that Tron is a Carbon, a biological construct, her and Hunter actually have more in common than meets the eye. Maybe she could even use that knowledge to find a way to fix him.
Vote Culter Dei!For Legs and Brouzouf!
>>727761038He can fix her.
I have called upon the Splitters to ruin this timeline
!oremoR nhoJ :em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT
>>727761483 (You)I'm not here to drink your dog piss.
>>727761038Like haha funny? He could wreak some havoc with her weapons, maybe shoot some prinnies out of the Gesselschaft's main cannons. That'd be funny
Looking for Yoshi? I'm right here, my name is the Great Gonzales Jr. by the way.
>>727761092Since silent majority said yes, here we go.
>>727761716What is up with Nintendo and turning characters into babies?
>>727761792most of em are probably into toddlercon
>>727761790Momo is pretty bad at "pull my finger" isn't she? So what's the trick? Because I don't know many people that CAN'T make their arms glow.
I woke up and have voted, I did not vote for your character and no, you cannot change my mind, I will not reopen the form again.
For the third year in a row, I've beat Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! before qualifiers ends. Vote for Little Mac! (and the other Punch-Out!! characters if you need to!)Video receipt, with mistakes and all (hey, I'm not perfect): https://files.catbox.moe/p5lvd4.mp4
who's going to be this year's dagda?
>>727761953Poor Iron Mike.
What would be even more disappointing Ko/v/ result then tron winning Qo/v/?
>>727761951Then I must end your life
>>727761936>Because I don't know many people that CAN'T make their arms glow.Oh yeah? But can your friends do that?
>>727762056Battler winning I'm Battler's biggest fan
>>727762056Something like Eggman having the best campaign he's ever run and losing narrowly to Vergil after someone draws a sick judgment cut OC image?
>>727762108OH FUCK
Shoot him in the face
why the fuck is there so many fortnite picks
>>727762324One guy samefagging them all in, of course.
>>727762353tim...
>>727762324>why the fuck is there so many fortnite picksUnderage kids
A vote for Kris is a vote for (You).
>>727762080You could get rid of me, but you'll never get rid of my vote.
>>727762324the same happened with queenIt's one schizo
I only vote for HUMANS, is your king a HUMAN?
>>727762056Eggman winning (two Sanic winners in a row)
Shitdow completely killed the hype
>>727762089Any old zombie can spaz out and pull their own head off, but none of them can materialize a new one out of thin air. Very impressive. Scaring the crap out of that kid was also very entertaining. Well done. I could use a vassal like you, space man. Maybe after this stupid pageant junk
>>727762428Very well then its time for schizo mode!
I will off all tranny picks.
>>727762605And who are the tranny picks?
>>727762605That's very insensitive of you
>>727762679Every pick I don't like.
wait did no one fucking nominate Master Chief
Post your main and good music from their game.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTTED ALL THOSE VOTES
>>727762739Nevermind, just got confused because I was doing the form and Sgt. Johnson was far away from everyone else for some reason. I should go to bed.
>>727762739He's there in the list
>>727762739He's in there, look under Half-Life.
>>727762770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9C-38fQ8Og
>>727762828Lame.
>>727762841Shit I didn't post Tipper, fuck it
Convince me to vote for your new blood, your pick that's never qualified before.
>>727762056The pick that would cause the most disappointment is laying low right nowInfact the silence is deafeningIt surrounds us
Remember to vote for the most based, objectively correct character of 2025
>>727762995He needs to suffer, to perform on the stage again, pareded around like a puppet.
>>727762995I think /v/ is shitting on him currently with all the Metroid discourse going around but I think he had really good fights and he has supreme shitpost potential for a setting like these tournaments.
Damn, Alduin looks like THAT?
>>727762770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbX7R0kiPPE&list=PLysDEbJjdAUMWi8RDibJYxRGUpb6JW6Pa
>>727762995he won't kill you irl
>>727762739he's an embarrassment nowadays
>>727763320>nowadaysGaylo has always been a joke
Confess.
>>727763053
>>727763372Yeah, /v/ plays the PS triple
>>727762995He's edgy, tragic, noble, and most importantly, cool. Also his game is pretty nice.
>>727763394I'm a priest (real) who knows Chinese material arts
>>727763394I only voted for my specific picks in qualifiers
>>727762770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0JrJegwxdU
vote for freedom
>>727763372Based fuck Galo
>>727763394I'm the anon samefagging the fortnite reps
>>727763394I'm a pagan into occultism and esotericsAlso one of my first faps was Gretel mark II
>>727762995Did somebody say "new blood?"
>>727762770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAJzipo22L8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHmyMQ6d_7khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmniynLRRpYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTFUgzMqV5A
Lay off my friend the Chief.
>>727762995>>727761258
>>727762770https://youtu.be/1uoF2GX0VWY
>>727763736No
>>727762770Very music in his game is good musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcdd9PPGn7c&list=PLKNuUcvZGX23N53oLt93q4CZRj8m-Il_-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMhlLXpeylE
>>727763481You seem like a fellow who keeps his basement clean and corpseless so a notorious jobber cannot use it as a source of energy.
>>727763062Yeah he’d make for a funny heel.
There were many gifted fighters that I met the last time I've asked, but I know deep down that there are stronger challengers for me to face around here. Show me your strength!
>>727763394Mr. Ward I didn't say "bless you" after somebody sneezed
>>727760763MY FUARKING HERO
I'm so tired of sex
>>727763878
>>727760715A filter question I can answer by being literate and not needing to be on here every single fucking day of the year to miss some retarded "happening"?!
>>727763878Gonna cast your ass into the timestream
>>727764002You can figure out the filter question with a quick google search or just by reading the thread. I would prefer you fuck off though.
>>727762770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcnyY3YLMA0&list=PLV4W0DFyry_UmBNcTz5st7H-DLUrXeLtrand a bonushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqE-5y_q1dk
>>727764002>Hates the board>Hates the event>Participates anywaySilent majority?!
>>727764002Look at the banner what is in second place?Dunderhead
>>727764059>>727764089>>727764132Nta, but I think you guys read that post REALLY poorly.
>>727763394i didn't vote for any zoomer character despite being one myselffortnite, sprunki, friday night funkin, really?
>>727764205the answer is really not that hard to figure out i did myself after a second to think about it
>>727764132Yes, I meant my post quite literally, I approve of this kind of question compared to one where I need to google>>727764089I'm on /v/ more than I should but mostly for series I care about, and a lot of questions tend to be shit like "In may of 2022 /v/ decided to send fanpost to the director of this game franchise", it's always spoonfed in the thread anyway
>>727764245Sprunki isn't even a game.
WHY SO MANY FORTNITE CHARACTERS!?!?!
Out of the Elite 8 last year, who did you vote for?Who are you voting for now?
>>727764285That's what he was saying. He was voicing surprise at the fact that the filter question wasn't something particularly vague.
>>727764245>Zoomer characterTime passed has not been sufficient for such a category to be meaningful
>>727763878It's a classic for a reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujC7rxFVZ18>>727762770The majority of F-Zero music could qualify, but have this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L0pW3Eol6k
>>727764392Shadow Eggman
>>727764340>>727764393Shit well my excuse is I'm kind of high right now
... ....?
>>727763394I voted for all of the Ultrakill characters, but I hate the fandom and Gianni.
>>727764491I voted for all the robot reps even the fortnite onesThe flesh is weak
>>727764491>Love the game>Hate the fanbaseFucking tell me about it.
>>727764342i noticed it during queen nominations as well, a lot of shitty nobody reps getting mass replied to which clog up the form and are there just to waste your time and stay at the bottom of the list
>>727762770While Danny's and Mudeth's tracks might be better, I still think Ridiculon's are also good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhW-QePvQSAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOLvCoLpxRYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IedfUpDdjI0>>727763394I hope Isaac gets a fun match this year, even if he loses it. I am also playing his game right now.
>>727764491Same. V2 should've been the rival, not Gabriel.
>>727764624You can have more than 1 rival and have it work, but I get it.
Are we fighting or what?
>>727764386>>727762324
>>727764719No? Not really
Where is activity?
>>727762324Well in that case, lets make sure none of them get in.
>>727762770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFoKm76de0M&list=RDgFoKm76de0M&start_radio=1>>727763394I’ve been trying to campaign but work’s been kicking my ass. I’m pleasantly surprised that he made it to qualifiers though.
>>727764975I actually supported your rep last night I think
haiii :3
>>727764956
>>727763227That's one mad Garfield
>>727764675Yeah, but Gabriel is setup like a typical storyline antagonist/boss rather than a rival, whereas V2 is fully setup as the rival through his appearance, introduction, gameplay mechanics and lore. If Hakita wanted Gabriel to be the rival all along, he did a poor job of setting him up to be one, because as is he's more set up like a typical antagonist.
>>727760767DAZAI, YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T WAKE THE FUCK UP AFTER HEARING YOU POST. I SWEAR TO GOD (me) I WILL RAIN DOWN HOLY PISS UPON YOU THE LIKES NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP. DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR A GOD TO SLEEP, DAZAI? IT'S IN THE FUCKING BIBLE, DAZAI.
>>727764956Americans are asleep. Wait for them to wake up again.
VOTE FOR BF!
>>727765204Faggot
>>727765410Kratos on acid
Do not let Kratos make it out of qualifiers
BUT NOVA'S WISH GRANTING WORK WAS NOT YET DONE
>>727765331I've been up since 8pm yesterday
>>727765485Go to bed
>>727765174Poor Xiaoyu and Jin your not in this year
>>727765528No my day is just getting started
>>727765465Just made 50 alt accounts to pump votes for Kratos
>>727764340I wish the vegetafag would honestly fuck off, sometimes its fun to figure out something obscure but he just posts the answer in every thread
>>727765465please be better
>>727761038>putting y.v anywhere near a mechbrother that thing is getting a golden coat EVERYWHEREand shell minigunsit's like the hitler boss from wolfenstein but better
>>727765807You are in the nuclear throne thread currently right?
Vote for the candidate that's already a sort of a king, only he has the experience needed to be king of /v/
>>727765913I don't vote for pipsqueaks
>>727762770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTm4Tft95b4>>727765857Im on venus, straight up shooting it, and by it, well, lets jaust sayyv's fucking tvi fucking love the fight against him even if i keep dying while trying to bumrush to him
>>727761038he can rap battle and beat you that easilybut he can also annoy the shit out of you sometimes
>>727765913Okay, voting for the King of All Cosmos.
>>727762324Lots of characters, and the ones to pick from are still only a fraction, o ly the best were nominatedI don't think the cool samurai cat dude was though, shame.Fortnites has been out a long time, the people who grew up with those characters are here now
>>727762491In his setting his people are considered equal to humansBut no.
>>727765913I sit on a throne in my own game. What kind of stupid statement is that?
Nothing but guys in here.. Quick, describe the cutest girl in your pick's game! Every series has at least ONE cute girl in it, right?! RIGHT?!!
>>727762679BridgetSort of alstofo but not technically
>>727766143How about it just post her instead
>>727766143More than one, yes.
>>727766143Uh...
>>727762739 Few things are just in funny spots out of order
>>727762491100%
>>727766079Gulool ja has allies capable of slaying the king of all cosmos (I voted for the king of all cosmos too though)
>>727764386beepga this isn't 2018 anymore.fortnite is no longer the fotm game you fags always complain about
>>727766143Beauty personifiedQuick witted, gentle but brave, confidentHer skin is as white as porcelain, but it's warm to the touchAnd also you need to [Slay] her
>All those Fortnite nominations.It's over, isn't it?
>>727762383Abut I hate that guy
>>727766143the cutest girl is also a total whore...
>>727766395it's just one samefag
>>727766395For them? Yeah, they aren't getting any votes.
>>727766143It's a meatball
BerdlyKaronRapebirdThe NarratorThe Long QuietRaven Beakmaybe moreBirds are very important.
>>727766203Not bad. Muscled but still looks soft enough. >>727766218The hell is that? >>727766431The hell is this?>>727766249The hell is AAAAHHH
>>727766143she's an ex-fed with a summonable bomb strikeand a mod to put her in a bunny suit
>>727762770Gulool jaHis father's themehttps://youtu.be/NwPePF24Evs?si=vHO4F9uYcCJrE3IG
>>727766401Hate is step one to love
>>727766547Timesplitters has plenty of babes for you pal
>>727763053Hey isn't it kind of weird emet himself wasn't nominated, I know he's chiefly popular with women but men like him too
>>727766143not official but from a mod.but despite that, she's very pretty and a bit of obsessed with the main protagonist
>>727766127Cute goddess
Only 3 TF2 men will enter, who do you want it to be?
>>727766547>The hell is this?that's one way to break my heart
>>727766632people who play FFXIV and post about it here largely do not interact with the rest of 4chan
It actually defies belief how much Shitdow the Hedgefraud killed the hype for these tournaments.
>>727766143There are too many nice looking women to count honestly. But if I'm also being honest I look better than over half of them at least. They say it themselves and then argue over it it's not just me that thinks it. They won't stop.Except Abdiel, ugliest whore I've ever seen. What kind of "angel" dresses like that? Are you stupid?
>>727766681I want Demoman to break through for once
>>727761247>look up this guy>named Harry>detective with an attitude>disco>boomer fashion>absolutely zero information on the internet on whether he was an inspiration for Harry Disco Elysium
>>727766721How much was it Shadow and how much of it was Queen this year
>>727766681>Spy>Demoman (Spy)>Heavy (Spy)If they don’t make it, then Medic (Spy) making it into the later rounds would also be pretty cool.
You're all dead, you just dont know it yet.
>>727764002Probably the worst one I've seen was this year's queen asking for an annual /v/ event as if there's not a dozen of them, it was /v/ the musical with no hint it was music related.
>>727760802Reimu*
>>727766775Timesplitters design influence tends to pop up here and now so I wouldn't put it past it
>>727766887>as if there's not a dozen of themName 5
>>727766547>The hell is AAAAHHHIf you do not like the blind pregnant demon baby (from the imagination of a dying child), there's this Siren instead (also from the imagination of a dying child).
Which picks are popular with foids? I will be voting against them.
>>727761038The funniest
>>727766143She's basically a city-sized computer made of both biological and inorganic parts, but her creators still felt the need to give her a pear-shaped humanoid body to puppet around for some reason.
>>727766989Not mine that's for sure
>>727764392I missed last year for both king and queen, I guess I was super busyhard to say how zi would have been voting so many amazing choices there, probably not shadow, cortex or pepino, not that they aren't great, just less great than the other 5
>>727766989Mario charactersAnything that was popular with children 30-40 years ago
>>727765665That's why I vote before even looking at the thread despite participating in them. Yes I let the previous round's campaigning influence my voting
>>727764559I wonder if anybody did that for all the dinosaur reps, I noticed a few
Given that most characters only make it in by <150 votes, and that the rigger from Qo/v/ has 200 accounts, he could easily rig the tournament so only no-name shitters make it in. Imagine a tourney with no Eggman, Wario, Scout, and etc.
>>727766885Are you sure about that?
>>727762770https://youtu.be/BHpjTemAi9Y
Who are WE voting for?
>>727761038https://youtu.be/YDYX2hF6GSUBaldi is actually an inventor alongside a teacher in the series very limited canon. It's actively grown as a part of his character as the game and it's sequel has expanded. Him and Tron would make for an excellent comedy duo making dumb gadgets and gizmos
>>727766143I struggle to think of any girls in Warcraft 3 I'd call "cute" but back then they at least cared to design them to be hot. Maiev probably has the most charming personality out of the ones in the game.
>>727763394I voted for a few fortnite characters, only 3 or 4 of them though.
>>727767140And you know the hosts wouldn't notice a damn thing
>>727763320He had a cool death to Doom Slayer in Death Battle, though.
>>727767146Indubitably.
>>727766965King of /v//v/ the musicalHarmony day/v/3The Vidya game awardsHarmony day should be expanded site wide,
>>727767149Myles
>>727762770https://youtu.be/loTcZHoIYfQ
>>727767175>Maiev>"God I want to hate-fuck Illidan so much it's unreal" is charming
>>727767185being a somewhat normal Death Battle fan on this site is hell
>>727767276There is no such thing as a normal Death Battle fan
>>727762739Captain King... isn't what he used to be.
>>727762770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJRoRt155mAMega Man truly feels like a relic of the last millennium considering how few games he's gotten since 2000. He was as big as any non-Mario Nintendo property in the 80s/90s.
>>727767135 I voted for all the bugs as well
>>727760750All of my picks together
>>727767326VERY cool
>>727767326BasedShod be next thread OP
The hosts don't want you to know this, but They're rigging for their picks to qualify right now
>>727767326Kino
>>727767420Good thing I'm one of them!
>>727767237She makes more of an impression than Jaina or Tyrande, and that's what matters to me. I guess some of the generic units could also be called cute in personality, like the Dryad.
Would it be too much to ask (You) to throw a vote towards my boy Rick?
>>727767420I hate cheating! Especially when I'm not the one doing it!
>>727762770>Be constantly vulnerable to the horrors with only a crucifix and your bravery to defend yourself>God Himself gives you power at the end and the game goes from a horror game where everything kills you in one hit to a bullet hell where you are stronger than the demonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwb81Yc-yUg
>scrolling through>The Raping Elevator Maintenance Man in a Yellow Jumpsuit (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)Fuck why did I laugh
>>727767536There should be art of him cuddling with King Boo
>>727767326still find it funny how rory night is even here
>>727766143Now good sir Rance I know you aren't into lolis so may I present the fair Maiden Y'shtola Rhul, a mighty mage makes for a mighty Conquest
>>727766989Any man who is "hot" but not too manly. They also don't tend to like more "boyish" characters - though there are female pedos - and explicitly cute charactersWomen like:>Link from LoZ>Dante from DMC>Andrew Graves from TCOAAL>Kirby from Kirby>Sonic, Shadow, Silver, etcWomen don't like>Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, etc>Bowser, Ganon, Eggman, DK, etc>TF2 Mercs>Doom Slayer, Master Chief, etc
>>727767579Sadly the Raping Elevator itself was put into the hyperbolic timechamber, but there was some room to wiggle
>>727767420Better rig my ass then
>>727767326I love you anonymous
Remember to vote for Mega Starmie
>>727766695Gulool ja got nominated thoughBut that might be down to time of day, I did see emet posted once but it was in one of the more dead threads, the thread that got lil nigga in was a faster one
>>727767637Only minorities and autistics like Sonic. Women LOVE Luigi
>>727767724
>>727767326I'm still pissed at Demi but as long as Dazai isn't trying to sneak in off of his constant qual status I'll be satisfied. But he's still on thin ice.
>>727767637Uh oh. I think I just learned something unexpected about myself.
>>727767326EggmanLordeMedicSome dragon thingSome guy with a knifeDoomguyKrisDemi-fiendBrapplerKnightSome tentacles in the waterSome femboy in the water
>>727766681Scout2nd and 3rd are tricker though, I guess I would prefer pyro and spy, I only voted for Scout thiugh
>>727767789Then explain this
>>7277677761. Women on 4chan are more than likely autistic2. While women do enjoy Mario games, they don't particularly care for the Mario Bros as characters.
>>727767579The funniest part is that it's literally just AM disguised.
>>727766989Tom nook, leave him to die so resetti can shine
>>727767804>Some dragon thingLindamea >Some guy with a knifeChara Undertale>Some tentacles in the waterNyarlathotep
>>727767637>>TF2 MercsConfirmed retard. The mercs attract tons of women.
>>727766885I wish
"Inanimate Object" rule needs to go away. Why can AM and Galactic Nova get in but Refrigerator-Kun from Spiderman can't?
>>727767637You're right in general, but you missed the mark on a few specific characters. Luigi, Scout, and Medic are all pretty fucking popular among THEM for instance.
>>727767934Scout......
>>727767859Wasn't this a real person that actually raped Ellen at some point in the past though
>>727767934Only Medic and Pyro
zug zug
>>727767946Did you know I'm half refrigerator and I can still get in? Does that upset you?
>>727768014Something need doing?
>>727767804And Gordon Freeman too, I forgot
>>727767946Do you uh, know what inanimate means?
>>727768042Did you not play GOTY 2023, Spiderman 2? The Fridge has an entire character arc
>>727767946Because its a fucking fridge
>>727767326why is roaring knight here?and why does people keep drawing them as female despite their actual gender and identity hasn't been revealed yet?
>>727767724The chrysalis (extreme) we never got
>>727767958Yes, but the instance in the game is just him.
Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?
>>727767946The fridge would sweep
>>727767420They grow up so fast...
>>727768104Most people think it's Dess, so it's gonna be really funny if The Knight qualifies for King on a technicality before that's officially revealed
>>727768083Wow. Talk about "fridge logic"!
>>727768031Me busy work on king /v/ crown
>>727768220Get that loser out of here
>>727767213Alright, you dipshit. You have been bullying me ever since Postal Dude and Lo Wang invited me to that stupid club in 1997. Sure, both of our first games came out in the same year, but you don't have to act like you're more superior than me. You and your stupid buddies make fun of everything about me! My games, my catchphrase, even my hat! I won Playboy of /trash/ 2025, and I'm tired of you humiliating me nonstop. Let's race, Caleb!
>>727767927>NyarlathotepWait I thought he didn't make it, I specifically checked for him in the persona list and didn't see him, was I just blind?
>>727768127Sorry I forgot my pen
>>727767637Addendum: women also tend to like characters that can/would fucking murder them. So add characters like Sephiroth onto the list.
>>727768290>Let's race, Caleb!Mm... Only in BloodKart.
>>727768220Sex with this
>>727768245Keep up the good work
You there, pick up that crown
>>727761038Stuff her corpse inside a Chica suit, now she'll be REAL robot and not one of those weird flesh hybrids
>>727768128Yeah probably part of why inanimate objects are barred, wouldn't be fair on actual characters.
>>727768395Already did
>>727767957That anon, he's true, I've seen women who frickin lusted after me. The Scout I mean.
>>727768395I can't. It's attached to a King Frost. If I take it he will die.
>>727768528What's the downside?
>>727768339So you're saying women love Rick?
>>727768395>>727760750
>>727768104technicality that since the identity is still not revealed the knight qualifies for both queen and king
>>727761038Damn it Tron. I order you to BONNE this CITY.
>>727763394Chaos will win priest, no matter how much you try to stop it fate has already decided the victor between us.
>>727760715>poison (Final Fight)You're saying THIS is a MAN and a king of /v/ contender? ZAMN
>>727768395The only Valve character worth voting for.
>>727768715Based chaoslord
Vote for HIM!
Post your pick's love interest.
>>727768851Got you covered hombre
>>727768851
>>727768721Let me tell ya, that punk can take a beating. A lot of beatings from multiple guys. And built for taking Piledrivers.
>>727769014Kratos victim
>>727768395all guns baby
But does your pick have a weapon to compete with the DINNER blaster?
>>727768916Sorry incestcucks, but in the real world the cute Russian family friend gets the hero.
>>727769049Yeah Kratos is Sony's victim
>>727761038Kris would play annoying pranks on Tron like scare her with sudden loud noises while she's working or bring stray dogs to her hideouts
>>727769058Is Shulk even in the tourney? I didn't see any Xenoblade chaps when I voted yesterday.
>>727768293He's in. Now go vote for him
>>727769096inb4 Phoenix Wright is top seed
>>727769163Fei, Shulk and Albedo are in.
>>727768127No way, you freaking pinko!
>>7277690964chan is the only place where you can say Maya and not Edgeworth kek
>>727769219Bill, Nyarly or Rance?
>>727768395No, you pick it up, king.
Would your pick wash Wang?
Does (You)r king have an action figure? If not, what would you like to see from one?
>have great idea for oc>would have to be a multi-panel comic>lose interest in making it as it'll take forever It hurts, /v/
>>727769429Yeah.
7
What is the wildest thing your pick would be willing to bang?
>>727769124Kalinka hasn't been seen since MM4Roll has always been by Rock's side
>>727769123Its kinda cheating in my case he has the whole games arsenal at his disposal
>>727769663His own (ex)wife.
>>727769663A woman
>>727769462Make it anyways
>>727769760Ewwwwww
>>727769663Robots 1000%
>>727769702. . . as his sister.
>>727769462I know how it feels. Don't give up, anon. You'll feel great when your work is fully done.
>>727768851My pick is a child, an isolated one at that
>>727769861They're not blood related
>>727768851Which one. The chocolate elf? The justice loli? The daughtersisterwife?
>>727769915they're oil related
>>727769947The perfect lubricant
>>727769462Shitposting take up too much of my time as is
>>727763394Almost half of my votes went to meme picks because funny, and I would 100% have voted for Myles if he were a valid candidate.
>>727769663ENTER
>>727770107Why, anon?
>>727769124cope
>>727769429Funny you mention that
>>727768851Bnnuy
>>727769123Robot army that I somehow can't find a picture of
>>727760715I WAS HERE
>>727761038yes, deceiving her and making her believe she's a shit winner
>>727769947Wrong. Roll uses 5w30 and Rock uses 10w40
>>727769902I'll do it if both characters make it past qualifiers.Pic related, would be granting a wish. The ants would be involved
>>727770186Cool!
>>727760848instantly. Vote 4 mizutsune
>>727770125Oh yeah, it's hard to beat the desk. Or Riruru
>>727769184You're right, how the fuck did I miss him when I was specifically searching for him, maybe because he was first in the list and my eyes glazed over the start
>>727770349All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied hunter in the thread
>>727770347>>727760864Yeah posted this very early in the threadGuess some dude just really wanted to make a custom figure
>>727770449I'd make custom figures of even more niche characters if I had a resin printer desu
>>727769406I got very confused from recognizing the thumbnailThere were shittier VN protags than this in the list so maybe I should nominate Sotetsu next year
Vote for Dante you ugly sack of shit.
>>727768127signed
>>727769760Disgusting
>>727770538It's not like anyone ever makes it past the qualifiers other than Battler and AA guys.>>727770543FUCK YOU
>>727770526same I'm thinking of getting maybe a 3d printer for models, that would be rad
>>727769760What's a woman?
>>727769915Doesn't matter freak
>>727770543Fuck you!
>>727770650Could you make me a sandwich?
>>727768127EtnaCHAD
>>727767326mspaintanon...
You there! There is a terrible darkness that is about to befall this tournament. Flee west, to the forgotten board of /vst/! That is where your salvation lies.
>>727762491Not only 100% human but a paragon of traditional values as well
>>727770760I was there onceNice place, friendly people
>>727770694NOoahh
>>727770760>>727770801I haven't been on /vst/ in a while, ever since Civ VII bombed. It's a slow, slow board. They used to have good Civ IV/V/VI threads though.
>>727768851dog harpy mutt babies
>>727769429He's got plushies, just got a new one too
>>727768851I doubt the rest of you can compete with him.
>>727770447I've never blown a bubble in my whole life.
>>727770854Women's a trip, uncle Funckle.
Which matchup would go poorly for your pick?
>>727762491I'm a frickin' God's gift to women! Hey ya that guy from Starcraft or whatever ya should vote for me!
>>727771005My picks! Won't even advanced to the next round
>>727771005I know who's life is in danger if I'm against him. But he's not getting past quals. Dazai fucking shit.
>>727768851 outside of tourneyautism there's not much canon material unless you really like 30-40 year old stickmin yaoi enough to twist Right-Hand Man and Regi's friendship
The hyperbolic timechamber is nice and full, should be plenty enough for barred.
>>727771005Any matchup against a perennial high-scorer like a TF2 Merc, Wario, Eggman, and etc.
>>727762491He wishes to become like a human
>>727771068
>>727771184
>>727763394If my guy loses to a stupid meme I want Kratos or Alex to win so that the blowout is so bad it kills King /v/
>>727771005Eggman vs shadow android
>>727771139You better hope barred is for actual barred characters and not submissions
>>727771005The Chinesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmvkZq-dI3k
>>727771005Nearly all of themI just want my pick to get past round 1
>>727760848Escharum sits on the other side of the bathroom and aims for the sink. After a few seconds of hitting the sink drain with perfect accuracy (as expected of the war chief) he giggles and begins spraying the entire room in piss. This goes on for several minutes as the only thing stronger than the War Chief's stream is his appetite. Miraculously the only thing in the room that isn't covered in piss is the toilet, but he isn't done yet. Escharum just had his ninth meal of the day, and it's only 8 am. A lesser man would sit on the toilet, like dainty little sissy faggot splitjawed homo. Not him, not the Grizzled War Chief. Escharum places one foot on the back of the toilet and unleashes a landslide of feces, overflowing and decimating the porcelain bowl. He lets out a mighty roar which can be heard from all corners of Zeta Halo as undigested plastic and straws from McDonalds pass through his mighty BRVTE ass. He walks away from the stink mountain leaving his ass unwiped and his hands unwashed. The War Chief is a busy man, he has no time for such feminine acts. As he steps out of the bathroom, he grabs Jega's ass and whispers into his ear, "OHOHOHO... CLEAN IT UP LITTLE JANNY" leaving a massive brown handprint as he runs off for his 9am dinner.
>>727771005Kratos
>>727771272I just want more Kratos yaoi, with him learning what it's like to be a better man (bottom)
>>727771343The Chinese, huh...
>>727771005Kiryu, because he'll do nothing at all amd win round 1 for free.
>>727771005Agent 47
>>727771424oh shit
>>727771129>Beatrice forma de American
Does anyone have those alicorn girls from last night?
>>727771413Wouldn't it be funny if Kratos didn't make it out of qualifiers this year?
We can all agree its kratos's year right? He just has too much momentum. We should just give up and give him the crown, i mean I still want my pick in elite 8 but theres no way he can beat kratos THIS year.
>>727769429
Hey, FPS people. Is Ranger still dead after hanging himself?
You think you can stand up to The Duke?
>>727771502This one?
>>727771583Yes
>>727771545hornetkek...>>727771583the duke of dorks more like
>>727762857Brown
Demi-fiend here. Have you ever fucked a tranny? Stories like this make me hard for some reason.
...
>>727762995JEGA GIVE ME THE DAMN MICI OPEN THE THREAD AND WHAT THE HELL DO I SEEBUT A BUNCH OF PANSIES ROLEPLAYIN AND CALLIN THEIR FAVORITE SHOTAS THE KING OF VIDYAWELL LEMME TELL YA WHAT I'M BOUT TO DO ABOUT THATI AIN'T READING NO POSTS FROM SOME DISCORD USING>WHATKID TOUCHING>WHATREACH LOVING>WHATTWITTER POSTIN>WHATVIDYA HATING>WHATYAOI SPAMMING>WHATKNEESOCK WEARING>WHATSISSIFIED LITTLE LATINX>WHATSO I'M GONNA TAKE MY MOUSE>WHATI'M GONNA CLICK ON THAT GOOGLE DOC>WHATI'M GONNA VOTE ESCHARUM>WHATTHE WAR CHIEF>WHATTHE BIG GRIZZLE>WHATTHE BRVTE OF BRUTES>WHATTHE BIG DICK FROM DOISAC>WHATI SAID THE BIG DICK FROM DOISAC>WHATAND I WISH I COULD TELL YA IT WAS DIFFICULT>WHATBUT IT WASN'T>WHATTHEN I'M GONNA CLICK FILES>WHATOPEN MY BANISHED FOLDER>WHATCLICK MY FAVORITE APE>WHATGODSCHARUM>WHATCHADSCHARUM>WHATKINGSCHARUM>WHATI'M GONNA CLICK THE CAPTCHA>WHATI'M GONNA SOLVE THAT PUZZLE>WHATI'M GONNA CLICK SUBMIT>WHATI SAID I'M GONNA SUBMIT>WHATI'M GONNA KICK OUT YOUR CHARACTER>WHATAND I'M GONNA BLAME IT ON THE ENDLESS>WHATAND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE>WHATCUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
>>727771642That's some pretty dick-sucking eyes
>>727771502
>>727771694Why is Claude here?
>>727771638No. The anon drew that one though
Did your pick have any vidya in the last 12 months?
>>727771583Realistically, he could. Plus, they share a voice actor.
>>727771048Sure you are. It's past your bedtime, so drink your chocolate milk.
>>727771743He took the wrong warp tile
>>727771729You said it not me.
>>727771129Battler's wife is so prettyt. Krillin
>>727771738Thanks
>>727771502And the second set
Good morning
>>727771806WH- WHAT! SPY, I AM A FRICKIN' GROWN ASS MAN WITH SEVERAL KIDS. Well, I am now! Did cha' developed dementia or somethin'?
>>727771583Don't judge me by my appearance, I'm a pro wrestler.
Does (you)r pick respect women?
if luka makes top 128 i will draw him milking the breasts of your picks every round
>>727771802Jon St. John is not my Postal Dude.
>>727771968Oh look everyone, the Shartzai sympathizer is here. Everyone look. He wants you to look at him.
vote for the Deadly Alliance Shang Tsung and Quan Chi
Wait, what's Battler is going to do with that girl?
>>727772052Indubitably yes
>>727772052Perhaps
>>727772052the good Kratos doesn't
>>727772052No.
>>727772076...says the blue fop who's both been posting all night, and been constantly reminding everyone how gay he is.
>>727772052Indubitably no
>>727772190I took a nap but Dazai refuses to stay dead. I can't rest while he runs free with that angel retard slut. Their stink is everywhere. And I smell it on you too.
>>727772130>>727772197Balanced...
I'm not faggot!
>>727772052Entire game dedicated to exorcising one
>>727772264Whatever you say, Fagobino. Guess it makes sense that you've gotten good at smelling men.
>>727772052He treats the ladies well
>>727772387Battler...
>>727772448That's it. Get him Isamu!
>>727771801Fire emblem shadows came out like 3 months agoWilds came out this yearSonic crossworldsOkami is getting a game next year
>>727771743>Very interesting!
>>727772052>employs scantily dressed women as armed grunts in his personal cribEqual opportunities of serving under the gun god is respecting them in a way no
Post the most cursed image of your king that you can find
>>727771974Still got it, just pining for those old days
>>727772052unless the woman isn't a crazily obsessed and psychotic fangirl, then he surely does
>>727771801No, but there is HOPE that an announcement will happen at The Game Awards.
>there are furfags participating in king of /v/
>>727772735based
..................
>>727772815Good thing we're also at bump limit, shouldn't have to suffer without images for too long.
>>727772841ty for the support silentGODs. We can always count on you to make the right choice
>>727772841.......
>>727772052Absolutely. He acknowledges little else.
ass
>>727772841>>727772930...!
>>727772694Heya cheer up old man, there's still s oamny frickin' things to look forward to! We have to kill da past!
>>727772685this image is a classic around fnf community and never fails me to freak me out
Last
>>727763394I am trying my best to not lose confidence in all my picks
>>727773050Wrong. Be better.
Did someone say "Kill the past"? Enter my Gungeon.
R-Rayman? You still alive, buddy?I haven't heard you much over the past day...
Wariobros, our status?
>>727773135I see you Luka cuck
>>727773158Sadly Rayman had a one too big snort of cocaine and fucking died
>betterMore like Battler
>>727773295>We must be Battler men>NOOOOOOOOOOOO>*they both become incompetent*
Celso Portiolli|||V
>butterMore like Buttler
why there are so many brazilians in this site?
>>727771048>Starcrafthttps://files.catbox.moe/dlvqdw.webm
We must be better men. Have sex with black women
>>727773461>Elf>Perfection
>>727760773BEJITA ON ICE!
He's in
>>727762491>image limit reachedhe is 100% human, but he still rather date female humanoid-like beings than a average human femalehttps://files.catbox.moe/6yfpj5.webp
>>727766510Lorde looks bird-y enoughHe'd HATE rapebird though
>>727773358I'm watching you right now, Portiolli.>>727773416Porque sim.
>>727773582He's an owl
Do you campaign right away or do you wait for your candidate to reach a certain round first?
I'm only voting for femboys btw.
>>727773673i like to campaign a bit in qualifiers as a warmup, then slowly pick up the pace when round 1 starts
>>727773582>>727773657Noted and added to the list.
Assuming your main does not qualify, which of the obvious seeds are you willing to support instead?
>>727762491>image limitQuote's only human when he's hard(mode)https://cavestory.fandom.com/wiki/Hard_Mode
>>727773673This is likely my only opportunity to campaign for my picks, so I'm having fun while it lasts.
>>727773759I am a pure spitevoter, if my pick doesn't make it through I spitevote who defeated them or got in over them every round
>>727773759wario
>>727773819Hornetbro...
>>727773679so, could you vote for bf fnf please?cuz he's somewhat a femboy too
>>727773759Doomguy of course
>>727762491The boss is.
>>727762491>MarioHe's Italian.
>>727762491The Nahobino is 2 niggas and one is human. Best of both worlds.
>>727773759Dunno I haven't thought about that I'll probably just dip to be honestBut I might stick around to rep Zerobro
>>727763203I hereby propose Alduin to be a new Alice.
>>727773759if my furries lose ill just support the tf2s
Nahobino lost
My main will take you to a dark alley and change your life.
Nahobino won
bussy
With this 5, I guarantee that the results of this tourney will be funny
Nahobino gay
7 and all your picks are turned into sissies.
IT'S TIME TO SHIT
>>727774374Can confirm, he double gay
>>727773673Not much point in campaigning this early unless you really, really need it, at which point you're probably not making it through anyway
LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR
With this 4 Eggman dies.
3 and I do a funny dance
>>727774419With this 5 you are turned into an undead pawn of the Scourge.
5 and i jerk off
>>727774505uh oh
>>727774505Shame on you, this 3 protects me.
>>727774575and sonic dies
>>727774565Sissyanon... You ate the tainted grain.
>>727772592he respects their strenghtand tits
>>7277745653 and you get double raped
>>727774589kratos...
>>727774565Anon...https://files.catbox.moe/nr1j2i.jpg
>>7277745653 and you get triple raped
48 and sonic has an inside out penis
8 and I feel great
Shadow penis
5
>>727774505Timeline shift gg ez no re
48 and sonic gets banned from king
My 6 is off by one.
9 and Battler is disqualified.
>>727774880My 1 is off by 6
>>727774616Tainted grain? There is no taint here.https://files.catbox.moe/vk6x6d.png
48 and sonic eats whipped cream out of shadows ass
Last for visual novels aren't /v/
5 and the thread is filled with braps
With this 4 I kill all of your mains
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or 0 and this thread dies
>>727774921Naw nigga that shit has gluten.
Claude plays King /v/
48 and sonic has aids again
0 and no one can getpost next thread without cursing their nominee to fail qualifiers
with this 6 Tron slobs on my knob and all kings explode
>>727774987damn..
0 and love conquers all!
This tournament sucks
Sonic wins the whole tournament with this 7 and rapes every getposter
>>727775061Verso.....
0 and your main is turned into a sissy
>>727775113yeah just like ur mum
92 and sonic
7 and Shuichi kills Danganronpa
Nah.
>>727775190Sonic came out in 90 silly boy
>>727774921If I removed that mask, would he die?
>>727775234LMAO
48 sonic
Sonic and Metal Sonic laughing while Eggman gets booted off thanks to the 2 series limit
>>727775263Give it up you retard you're not even close
I will use all 200 of my emails to vote for no one.
>>727775293Use them to send 200 love letters
Oh yeah? Try 500 EMAILS that you won't use!
48 sonics balls fall off LOL
>>727775293I will use all my 1000 emails to give 500 votes to one half and 500 to another.
