Name one reason why she shouldn't be the face of the franchise. I bet you can' lol.
She ugly
Sex with this horse
She's not popular
>>727761493because she acts nothing like the real horse
>>727761493>lust provoking image>irrelevant time wasting challenge
>>727761493Not much going for her to get invested in
>>727761493She's a chud.
>>727761675Yes she does
Who?
>>727761493special cunny.
>>727761685>lust provoking imageyes Ms Tazuna, this trainer right here
>>727762058of course it's an american that would find issue with this
You will use your mom for Libra, right?
>>727762136I will use my wife
>>727762136So far my lineup is Kingu who won't gass out, Fuku who has 1000 stamina and Creek who will probably be the one doing the winning
>>727761493sex with the left one.
>>727761493What is Special Week's appealEven Uzuki from Im@s managed to own how much of a bland chap she was Special Week on the other hand literally has nothing
>Koreans got the KFC collabCan global make it?
>>727761597>Ritualposting
>>727762518Special Week is no1 Suzuka fangirl and a big eater.
Oguri Cap but lame and gay
Shut up, Spe.
How should you run Special Week. Pace? Late?She doesn't have the same output like other pacers, but on late she tends to lose hard.Do specific sparks and skill make the difference? I can get her above A, but I'm not pleased with the latest careers, especially now with Unity where you can a lot of get high attributes.
>>727762587its going to be harder for global.... because the player base are spread out across the globe
>>727761784Imagine if she was released today, she'd have an edgier design than Orferve probably wearing some stylized samurai armor calling brown horses subumas
Can someone say with certainty what actually determines which stat you get ignited/burning spirit for? I've seen people mention that it's the highest of your average team's stats that you get it for, or that it's the stat with the most spirit bursts, or that it's the stat with the most unity trainings. There's so much misinformation with this game. Does anyone know for sure?
>>727762587yes, mutt loves fastfood, gotta grab those quick bux
who?
>>727762934We were so fucking robbed
>>727762907It's an ingame thing. It's not like you need to go to your local burger joint and scan a burger then share the code to a bunch of anons on 4chan and get them banned for life.
>>727762861>How should you run Special Weekget her summer alt first, then we talk
>>727762518just wait until we get her main story chapter, then you'll get it
>>727762861Her base skill set is for Pace, yet her unique works best as Late.
>>727762934Samurai uma niche is already takenWhy? For No Reason
>>727761526can't be uglier than Ryan
>>727761493Because Oguri did a better job?
Not looking good for der/v/!
As someone who likes all the protagonists equally (except Kitasan Black), Spechud is probably my favorite by a slim margin just because of how wholesome she is. The fact that they turned her into a crybaby in later seasons honestly made me a bit mad, it made me realize how much I missed my dumbass horse as the protag.
>>727762949It's picked from the highest level training facility, if you have two or more same level facilities it's randomly picked between those. The hint level/gold version depends on how many spirit bursts you did.
>>727763048Its Rudolf all over again!
>>727761493back to generals, Jeet
>>727761493Everyone else in her generation outshine her.
This entire thread is glowing
>S1 has actual effort to make her the chad of Jap horse racing>S2 and S3 just whining ticketwho wrote this shit?
>>727762203Her head is just... so big bro.
>>727398003more food delivery
>>727763248She's practically retired at that point.
>>727763273kek, sums up our resident seiunlet pretty well.
>>727763273Well done
>>727763273>4 days agoBased drawfag, Seiun is having fewer and fewer places to hide as Megabanner closes in
>>727763273KEK, very good. Coming up with a design for them must've been strange
>>727761493>horse game>none have thick horse thighswasted potential
>>727762934Just change the colors and give her sharper eyes, it's done
>>727763273based... so fucking based...
This shit is making me crack up
>>727762949the misinformation is down to the fact the game doesnt fucking explain anything when it comes to most of its mechanics, just a basic, general outline of them and then expects you to grind 500 times to look for patterns to see why certain things happen. like trying to solve quantum physics calculations without even knowing what the word "quantum" means.you basically have to rip the game apart, look at its code, look up how its logic works and then explain what it does so you can finally understand why the game keeps giving you X skill instead of Y because it was apparently too much work for the retarded Japs making this to just tell you "you have adquired this skill due to your team's earnest training in Stamina" and then you get Ignited Spirit STA, for example.
>>727763096flatliner spotted! quick danchou enforce ze quota!
>>727763242Why does she have her own posse following her around? Only other Uma that I know of who has it is Orfevre and she is one of the top racers, while King isn't just a jobber of her generation, she is a jobber who everyone else also knows is a jobber, so what they shacking up with her for?
>>727763384neigha they literally gives her to you at the start of the game
>>727763487that's not an horse, it's a cow
>>727763032As a matter of fact, I also have her Summer alt. Now what?
>>727761493i bet OP can't even name one reason why she should be.
>>727763643don't talk about my wife like that
>>727763273Why would she hide? Anyway the joke will be over soon, the megabanner and paid selectors have a 100% chance of her coming home so get your last laughs before it all ends, there is nothing any of you guys can do to stop it now
I have to run 15 careers And 19 unity cups because I procrastinated the anniversary missions three goddesses have mercy
>>727763469She has EX level charisma and thus she gains a lot of orbiters wherever she goes.
I can't hold any longer, I need my coffee NOW
>>727763718Have you, like, not been doing careers at all?
>>727763718Lookin good for your team
>>727763718What were you even doing all this time?
>>727763718Get to work, you do need that. Try not to burn yourself
>>7277637479 more hours...
>>727763747Cafefags made 2 OPs (same dogshit question) in the last day and they both got deleted. We can safely put them in the list of worst thread makers as well as most annoying posters
>>727763747THE $CAFE ISN'T AT THE PEAK YET DO NOT SELL ANON
>>727763454You describe it as if playing uma musume is its own legitimate field of study.
>>727763910Cafe is crashing, the posters are too bad
Say it with me: ASS WONDER
>>727763904stop trying to dictate over the threads, hall monitor-kun, they would be way better without you here.
>>727763732I figured its because she is very nice to her juniors
Tell me about this bird
>>727763978How new r u?
>>727763998Discussion about this bird is forbidden in /v/mapyoi's club chat
>>727764064Nigger
>>727763487>>727763932>>727763952umamusume is ass game
>>727763998
>>727764096I wish, all I see in the game are jiggling tits.
Be kind to this retard. She doesn't know what too much mambo does to the brain.
>>727763978Just ignore him, he has been finding stuff to complain about ever since he got called out. He probably doesn't even play the game, literally here to sow discord.
>>727762136no but I'll probably use her for the next long cm
>>727761493Mogged by Condor again and again. And by Grass Wonder too. But muh General of Japan, they really wanted a Japanese horse as the face of the Golden Generation so they spurned better horses and settled for Spe.
>>727764204What the AI/scat spamming jeet taught us is that gatekeeping is NOT important
>>727764462I thought the lesson was ignoring them and they will go away
>>727761597>Think she'll be wild in bed>SIKE, GOT YOU WILD JOKER!!!!!>She's actually a dead fish in bed
>>727763998it is, according to the artist, specifically a crow
>>727764540That too tbf
>>727764462Yes the AI spammer is a regular poster here and totally not a schizo trying to take /v/ma down. Try a little harder with your goalpost.
>>727764618A crow? I thought it was a songbird or something
>>727764096It's actually a horse game
>>727764665why won't you believe me?
In general terms without going into specific trainees' stat growths, which would be the best general framework for a long deck?>3 spe 1 pow riko rice>3 spe 1 sta riko rice>4 spe riko super creek
>>727764709"Ass" means donkey
>>727764727People lie on the internet, I, too, sometimes partake in it
>>727761493Fuck leftKiss rightMarry middle
>>727764802Is donkey milk a thing?
How many bongs before Cafe?
>>727764783Either first or third, first if you have a second power card that has stamina growth, if not then third option, although I personally like to go with 3 speed, rice power card and MLB Manhattan
>>727764816if there's anyone you can trust on the internet, it's me
>>727764783It's either 2 stam with creek or 2 power with rice. Depends on stat growth and your parents.
Had a funny thought pop up. Behold what the machine thinks about uma threads.
>>727763897doesn't she release tomorrow?
Is Doto the cutest?
>>727764882
>>727764941But I am you
>>727764861Yes, donkeys are regular mammals, just like horses who produce milk. You are probably thinking of mules, who are infertile and therefore don't make milk
What are they gonna do for year of the Hors?
>>727765175This image is worth a million words...
>>727765175And you are meBut together
MANHATTAN CAFE IS RELEASING TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait a minute... Today is.... Could it be?
>>727765373Are we buying or are we selling?
>>727765435Hmmm....yeah, yeah its sunday
>>727765435
>>727765435Mah
>>727765310Her mob design was so much better
MARVELOOOOOOOOOOUUUUShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>727765583That's not kino though
JP needs to hurry the fuck up and give me Stay Gold already. I have a mighty need for the tiny terrorist
>>727761493Shouldn't have made a character so boring
>Seiun legend race nextSHE'S COMING HOMESHE'S COMING HOMESHE'S COMING HOMESHE'S COMING HOMESHE'S COMING HOME
>>727765829Unless you got super lucky with stars in Tazunas daily shop, you are only gonna be halfway there
>>727765583shit taste
>>7277658297 and you won't win a single race against her
>>727765829You need 150 pieces though
Operabird is great and I love it and Opera too
I fell asleep before the champion's cup
>>727765583I liked that one but there isn't much reasoning behind the design or a noticeable theme compared to the actual one and the jockey's colors aren't even represented
>>727766132Why is Pokke paired with Bianca here?
>>727765910You still get stars if you don't win you dumb Fukunigger>>727765925Yeah so? You guys can't stop fate
>>727766303That's her dad
>>727765910Love this little shrill voiced creature
>>727765560ve
>>727766329Oh, cute.
cafe will be here in approx 9 hrs right?
>>727765583Kino is way better.
Can we get a spinoff where the umas are in their respective relationships siblings parents etc
>>727766303Tony Bin became a stud in Japan after retiring from racing.
>>727766387it's tomorrow you dumb niggas, how can you read >COMES OUT ON THE 8THand think she comes out on the 7th
>>727766387More like 24+9 >>727765150
>>727766461Seems impossible to do when most of them will be siblings, cousins or at least related to some extend
i want stego to get me pregnant next
>>727766461that already happens, only the ones that share the same mare are siblings in umaverse like biwa and brian or journey and orfevre, if you want them to make them siblings on the sire side then half the cast would be sisters thanks to sunday silence
>>727766387Yes
>>727765131So much footage of doto but not of the other horses.
Who said the new CinGray episode wasn't out today? Hang them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcKm8I1P-NE
Should I use my selector/crystal to MLB Kitasan and continue saving up carats (currently 55k) or would it be wiser to roll on the banner for her and hopefully Tosho? I'm not that interested in any of the upcoming trainees (except maybe the really meta ones).
>>727766491its actually the 8th here in like 5 hours>>727766526ah.. forgot the 10 PM part>>727766549cute is that sunday silence?
>>727761493>Youtubers, redditors and tourists got their hands on the game>people start hating herHuh, I wonder if there's a connection.
>>727766376Some of Tony Bin's other kids:>Sakura Chitose O>Winning Ticket>Air Groove
>>727766584>hit his head on the gatedid this happen irl?
>>727766549what in the goddamn
>>727766664L-LEWD
>don't have enough carats to spark my wife's wifei have no one to blame but myself.
>>727766659>Janny, Dahby and Pokke are sistersInteresting.
>>727765829Wouldn't it be funny if you lost to a Fuku in those legend races and later get super close to getting all 150 Seiun pieces only to never ever see the last few you need in the shop?
>>727766707>needing to sparkweak. just randomly pull and get every uma you want, bro.
>>727766627If you want Tosho and there's no trainees that interest you go for it then. You can use selector on creek and save the crystal for whatever supp card that you want on.
>>727761493incredible cingray episode today, I love my white lightning
>>727766584Belno is very cute in this episode wtf
>>727766627Sweep, Fuku, Amazon all could use the upgrade. All great cards. If you have 55k you could throw carats until you get Kita. Next meta card is Fine Motion and next meta horses are Dober and Oguri. If you don't care about trainees it's this card or FM.
>>727766627I'd not roll on the Kita banner, just uncap if you have the item unusedSweep is really the only SR you want, but you have Halo MLB and Flash/Brian so you are covered for speed anyway, and can just use SR uncaps for Sweep if you want
>>727766762Kill yourself
I got myself a Triple S(ex) Mejiro Dober
>>727766874is your wit good enough for the current meta?
>>727766663oh wow it did. ouch...
If 7 Seiunlets will get spooked by their wife during the megabanner, meaning that she would come home on her own volitionIf not, then they still might>>727766874That's...a lot of skill points, what's the pink ones?
>>727766549Cafe when I put my milk on it
>>727766429How long do we have to wait until we get Stay Gold on global?
>>727766659Air Groove uma needed to reference this habit, it would have made her 1000 times more popular
>>727767017she's not even out on jp neigha
>>727767017he's not even out on JP.
>>727767035>Groove just starts relentlessly kissing you in the middle of the career for no reason at all>It is not mentioned again
>>727766579I believe a lot of them are in farms that are rarely open for tours/visits
>>727767163hot
>>727767163My carats are at risk
Doto!
>TamTam soon
>>727767279weird, that's exactly how i look when i daydream about opera as well
>>727767085>>727767163We need to accelerate the schedule even more.
>>727767279Cute dog
>>727767163That might be too much
>>727765829>>727766315>>727766872Can you like calm down. I don't feel like expanding the comp right now.
>>727767035The concept art does, though it seems like she was going to be a different character going by the pose and expression. Funnily enough, her seiyuu was going to voice Deep Impact, nips theorize that Deep was probably going to be the VP so once she got pulled they made Air Groove the VP and leaned her character more towards her Empress title
>>727766937It's a bit lower than the average 800 ~ 900 in INT as current meta decks tend to disregard INT cards for the extra SPD card instead. >>727766979>>That's...a lot of skill pointsCurrent scenario gives a lot of skill points, between using an onsen ticket during mandatory races and trainings (easily bringing 100 ~ 220 skill pts per turn) depending of upgrades. In Dober's case, I finished her scenario with ~7000 skill points and a lot of max discounted skills.>>what's the pink ones?>Shine on Forever (if Rhein Kraft - Eternal Fairytale alt is the parent)>Triple Tiara races only・During any Final Leg corner, you will get a speed boost; if the corner is on a downhill, your acceleration will also slightly increase>Queen of Yodo>In Kyoto, your Speed, Stamina, and Wisdom stats are increased by 80
>>727767469Then don't, you choose the buttons you press my friend
>>727767550>Shine on Forever (if Rhein Kraft - Eternal Fairytale alt is the parent)>Triple Tiara races only・During any Final Leg corner, you will get a speed boost; if the corner is on a downhill, your acceleration will also slightly increase>Queen of Yodo>In Kyoto, your Speed, Stamina, and Wisdom stats are increased by 80Those seem...painfully specific, are they like cheap as hell or...
Hello everyone. I'll offering lock in contracts where I'll be shipping off hundreds of units of $CAFE at pre-launch prices! Claim your units now and reap the rewards as she hits the moon!
Which uma is the most "normal"? Like how a normal person would behave not an autist
>>727767981Jungle Pocket is pretty normal all things considered.
>>727767981
>>727767981Unironically
>>727767459probably. jannies can shoot me down if they deem it as such. I just think more people should be aware of ulrike's art
>>727767791I believe Queen of Yodo and other similar skills are just the samw Racecourse green skills we already have but evolved to give more stats
pedotrash
>>727767981Nice Natie is the obvious choice
>>727768089Based Stego PR department
>>727768142this isn't a blue archive thread tho
>>727767981Tanhauser is normal, along with nice nature and silence suzuka.
>>727767279The sweetest
>>727767981I'll say Nice Nature
>>727767981admire vega?
>>727768205invest in $STGO early, reap the benefits later.
>>727768331Doesn't she hallucinate about her dead twin sister?
>>727768331Isn't she the one who talks to her aborted sisters ghost?
>CinGray anime racist science ties into the game mechanicsThere aren't actually air drag mechanics in the calculations are there? It's just slipstream as a skill right?
>>727768142Based
>>727768368>>727768369okay, didn't know that. only saw her in opera's career
>>727767981Fuji is mature and levelheaded without any tism which is probably why she's a dorm janny
>>727768376what kind of training is this
>>727762613Then she's not even her own character, that's even worse>she's a big eaterSo is half the cast, some even more than othersRice is "secretly" a big eaterOguri is a bigger eater
>>727767791Shine on Forever is most often around 130 skill points with the current parent I own, while Child of Yodo (leading to the purple skill Queen of Kyoto) costs 91 pts if fully discounted. >>727767981Sakura LaurelGold CityTosen JordanMister CBBuena VistaAir GrooveDream JourneyKatsuragi Ace
>>727767279His time is near. If any of you can go, you should visit her as soon as possible. I don't think it will be long before the inevitable. Go visit Dober too.
>>727768376>somewhere, sometime, there are trainers and trainees actually do this behind locked doorsTracen has fallen, billions must glue
>>727768423She runs with her tits almost falling out, that's not very normal
>>727767981It will be Hishi Miracle, extremely realistic and relatable, more so than Neicha.
>>727768430Stamina level 7
>>727768548Well it should be
>>727768548Its called fashion
Reminder that Grass Wonder and Dream Journey are afraid of Stay Gold.
>>727768420nigga watch all the umanime what are you waiting for
>>727767503We were robbed...
What's a good deck for Scorpio Aces? I'm planning to run OG Maruzensky.
MAMBO
This is how bust size 93 looks like according to CygamesPictures
>>727768991doesn't zenno rob roy have huge titties as well
>>727768991I am quite confident that Cygames nerfed Biwa's bust size a lot in the gameLike she is Doto tier in anime
>>727768991what the fuck is that image quality you goddamn neigher
>>7277688093 speed 1 wit rice abd Riko, full stam sparks, cut down on one speed if 20% growth, you can take another power card with recoveries too, it's very flexible, just experiment around and see what works for (You) instead of asking this question for literally every single CM, you should know what works and what doesn't by now
>>727763998We dont talk about it
>>727768991Didn't the important jp research reveal that her anime depiction has closer to a 105 bust size?
>>727768639I don't recall anything about Grass Wonder, but absolutely nobody in the Stego family is gonna talk back to Stay Gold. Not even Orfevre's tyrant persona or Goldship's chaotic attitude. There is a secondary event in Stay Gold's GUTS card that portrays it, especially if you choose the first dialogue prompt where everyone goes [...] if Stay Gold nonchalantly asks if she's really that scary.
Someone asked about the Marvelous post last night so I'm gonna post it now since I didn't want to get out of bed to post it then.
I love my fookers and fookers loves me
>anons have lost their minds over this creature
>>727769093How many plats you got? Before I consider this post.
/v/mapyoi supremacy
>>727762934>edgier design than OrferveSo what happened with OG Orfevere? Did the owners not want to put their horse into the game at first, only to change their minds later?
>>727769237You and me, brother
>>727769314>goes to a racing academy for Umas>is clearly a catDid she lie on the exam or did Akikawa think it'd be funny?
>>727768726Not that guy but an anime adaptation, good or bad, is more often than not a bad representation of the game it adaptsSo I'm avoiding it
>>727769314There is a precedent for it, I mean its because of her that umamusume porn is looked down on in Japan because some tards sent her owner guro of SeiunThere is something about her that brings out madness in people who like her
>>727769341you are a dumb nigger3
>>727769237
>>727769392you are also a dumb fucking nigger, probably the dumbest nigger ITTit's a multimedia franchise, the anime is unrelated to the game while still being umamusume, who told you it was an adaptation? They're all separate projects and are unironically some of the best anime that's come out recently, go watch them now
>>727769414>3I have more than you. Thanks for the advice tho.
>>727769341I have 5 phantom plats and I endorse this post >>727769093
>>727769596and yet here you are asking for deck advice still, further proof that plats are just worthless certificates of luck
>>727769640Tachyon get off the pc
DO I SMELL OPERAFAGS GETTING UPPITY?????
If you want to make the best uma, then go into a public room and copy the best uma
>>727769314>>727769413>Lazy chill horse>Attracts all the mentally insane people>In both serversYuuuuup, I'll do my careers to not end up like them
How do I train Mayano? I tried to get A rank with her, but she constantly keeps losing because she can't activate her skills for some reason despite having around 300 wit.
>>727768809I'm gonna run 3spd Rice Riko 1WIT(either Neicha or Fine Motion borrow, or Fuku if I want to borrow MLB Riko or a whale speed card instead). I miss using WIT cards... fuck Longslop
Pros of being a SeiunGOD:>I like her>she is just like me>she is my wife>I actually have herCons of being a SeiunGOD:>everybody thinks I'm mentally unstable until proven otherwise
So how would you guys rank the animes/movies for Uma? I haven't finished all of them but Beggining of a New Era is my favorite movie. As for the anime CG > CG S2 > S2 > S1 > S3
>>727769806You want around 500 wit for skill activation, after that diminishing returns hits hard.
>>727769392Hell I'll even list some examples >Devil May Cry - horrible anime (and western animation), misrepresents the game>Gungrave - great anime, completely different from the game>Idolmaster Cinderella Girls - ok anime, TakeP is great, misrepresents the game>Princess Connect - bad anime and bad adaptation at that, took away whatever moments Kishi had in the game and gave them all to Pecorine, turning him completely superfluous>Azur Lane - dogshit anime, awful adaptation, all animated AL content since has been spinoffs>Blue Archive - bad anime, bad adaptation, Sensei was only allowed to act like himself for one episode (also happens to be the only well-received episode), devs disowned it outrightAmong many othersSo I don't want to watch the Uma anime because I know for a fact there's gonna be a lot of misrepresentation
why the fuck are draws even a thing in unity cup god i hate aoharu
>>727769413Ive heard this plenty of times but can't find any art of it for the life of me. Why is it so fucking hard to find guro of the umas? I'm not even a gurofag, I just like to indulge in it from time to time
>>727769352No one actually knows what went behind the scenes. Some speculate that owners didn't like how the project was turning out while others believe that Cygames didn't license any of the horses, which would've been legal but could've lead them into many troubles in the long run. Both Orfevre and Buena Vista are owned by Sunday Racing and have beta designs but none of their horses joined the franchise until Duramente appeared during S3, so like 2 years after the game released
I didn't use my borrows today...
>>727769919Because Uma Musume runs on Ricky Bobby logicIf you're not first, you're last, so zero difference between 2nd and 18th
>>727769865Mobie > CG > Umayuru > RTTT > CG S2 > S2 > Umayon > S3 > Umayuru Pretty Grey > S1I like all of them mind you with the sole exception being the first 5 episodes of S1, so it's a scale from peak to great.
for (You)
>>727769493>some of the best anime that's come out recentlyAlright dude that's some big claims, tell me what does it do that other anime don't
Just finished S2 of the anime. What did I think of it?
>>727766231This pony has no right being as charming and hot as she is
>>727769882see >>727769493>muh misrepresentationif anything the game misrepresents the irl horses' careers because you just win everything, contrary to what the anime doesbut you wouldn't know that, you aren't even a keibafag
>>727770183My PC and Uma keep doing weirder and weirder shit, now it's saying that there isn't enough space in my drive to download and open it even though I have over 300GB of free space. IS MY PC DYING? THE PRICES ARE INSANE HE HAS TO LIVE
>>727770284>contrary to what the anime doesSo Suzuka and Rice die on the track in the anime?
>>727770286The game downloads all its shit into a hidden folder on drive C instead of the actual installation folder. So if your drive C is full then it might be the problem.
>>727766303Her dad irl. It's also probably the reason why in the CinGrey anime, Tony B has the same colour "Zone Aura" as Pokke has in the BoaNE Film.
>>727769920Seek the three goddesses
>>727770265KINO KINO KINO
>>727770265Peak.
>>727770401I wish I was that couch
>>727770265You hate animeYou hate umamusumeAnd you utterly DESPISE Teio
>>727770401damn brat...
>>727770357That sounds retarded, what's the point of the install drive then? But my C drive isn't full either, it shouldn't be happening
>>727770350umaland is like a heaven for the real horses' souls. the major tragedies of their real careers are toned down and even after their twinkle series finishes they get to run forever in the dream trophy league
>>727769882Both the S1 and S2 of the Uma anime were their own things before the game actually came out (with a bunch of changes). Teio in S2 feels greatly different (punished cool uma denied her victories because of leg fractures) compared to how she usually is in the game (bratty uma). Road to the Top OVA, Beginning of a New Era movie and the currently aired Cinderella Gray are actually a better representation of the game.
>>727769681Saved
"S3 never happened"
>>727770502Then why is the anime good and the game bad for doing the same thing
>>727767017They are constantly teasing JP with her at the moment. Building up to a big release. I think Cygames are pretty confident that she is going to be a big money banner so are hype building as much as they can
>>727769920>Why is it so fucking hard to find guro of the umas? I'm not even a gurofag, I just like to indulge in it from time to timeThey didn't actually draw guro art of the uma, they only threatened if the owner would be willing to approve of people drawing guro of the umas.
>>727769352>OG OrfevereI hope her beta design returns to the game or anime if it was revealed she dressed up and acted like a yankee delinquent in the past before going to Tracen and acting like the tyrant we know.
>>727770357Ok I restarted it and it's apparently "repairing" my C drive, this never happened before, I might be fucked
>>727770558
>>727770507I watched the first three episodes of CinGray and it felt like just another sports anime with some yuribait sprinkled on top
>>727768449>Dream Journey >NormalShe simps for her sister and is considered one of the most dangerous Umas in Tracen Academy to cross. She's got the reputation of a mob biss
>>727768449>These are classic year statsI'm burning out
>>727768449Is this the so called MANT stats
>>727770764That's still pretty normal.
>>727770808This is like several scenarios in the future, consider that each ones powercreeps the previous one and, well
>>727770858If you're Sicilian maybe
>>727769681She could only beat Old Opera, to be fair.
the more i learn about MANT the more I'm scared of it. I don't want to hurt my umas.
>>727770964And jockey had to do tons of research SPECIFICALLY for Opera to win
>>727771003People say you "can" just play it casually but everyone in Graded is gonna be running a Best Korea run horse
My plat is in danger.
>>727771003Just make one run for each distance and you should be fine
>>727770350they obviously don't die but do suffer major injuries that basically retire them for good
>>727771003I can't wait to give Ticketo something to actually cry about
damn yuro hours really are full of retarded indians huh
>>727771218Don't you fucking abuse my wife asshole!
>>727771003I would run 5 billion back to back races early on with different umas for filling out my archive. After a while you get used to them crying and turning into leapers. One of my favourites was Rice Showers and watching her blame herself for all the loses and bad health she gets in
>>727769882The umamusume animes are divorced from the game in order to tell the horse's story as opposed to whatever harem you imagined up in your head. Even at its worse (S1) it still tries to be accurate to the uma's irl career than the game's main career mode>>727769865CG S2 > CG > S1 > S2 >S3 >RTTT >MovieI hate the smear frames in the movie it makes the races look like shit compared to the excellent scene directing in CG
>>727771265actually i'm west indian
MANT was made for RyonaCHADS
>>727761597disgusting zoophile
>>727771279She's gonna drink the green slop and she's gonna learn to love it or no DAHBY for her ever again
>smear frames
Easy peasy, even got a distance so it wasn't close
>>727769806her unique isn't really critical for her to win, all of her goals are mid/long, use stamina parents and focus on speed early on, use her as a front and only change strategies on late classic or senior year for the secret event, she can easily get both triple crown and autumn triple crownher only difficult race is the Hanshin Daishoten due to the juiced up Brian
WHEN CAFE
>>727761493cause teio is hotter and cooler.
>>727771301>S1 better than anything>I hate the smear frames in the movie it makes the races look like shitUnbelievable levels of faggotry
>>727771301>S3 over anything >Taste this shit exitsYikes
SHE IS SO SO BEAUTIFUL :'D
>>727771593With this 7 you will lose all 3 races!
>>727770518The issue with S3 is that they wanted to recreate the drama of S2 but without the keiba historical facts. I would have appreciated an anime adaptation around the V-sisters instead (Cheval Grand, Viblos and Verxina) but that's just my opinion.>>727770808Like the other anon said, powercreep is a thing that happens after several scenarios. It started getting really crazy once the Deserted Island was out (which was more consistent and less RNG-like than Legends). Still funny however to see the differences like I recently did a run with Special Week (in the onsen scenario), went from SS rank two years ago to now UA7 lmao.
>>727771648Eat shit Fukufaggot, I now have her shoes and star pieces, she's so close it's basically like I have her already
>unsolicited opinion
>>727771460>Beating Seiun got me to 61.5k carrats>Decide to risk it again>1* umas one after another, feeling more and more hopeless with every one as only gold gate was the last>Skip>Gold gate turns rainbow>See a new silhouetteYESSSS THANK YOU KINGU, THANK YOU KAWAKAMIAnd you Seiun for jobbing , I guess, I wouldn't have those carrats without you
>>727771838Please stop sniffing her shoes
>>727771301
>>727771301>it still tries to be accurate to the uma's irl careerThen why aren't Suzuka and Rice dead
hahaha fuck you Seiyunn PISSer. Kneel before your obaaGODS
>>727765435>Today is....Marvelous Sunday in Californiahttps://youtube.com/shorts/WdEEOdcFsbY?si=TBf9PzQovQUS3hfr
Raped, utterly and completelylegend races are too easy since the unity scenario came out, when will they make them harder?
>>727771838why sniff her shoes why you can sniff her directly?
>>727769659Nothing wrong with asking for advice.
I finally reached peak bakushinNext time I will try to get a higher rank
>>727771931It would be too peak
Spechu does it again!
>>727772010Will be doing it very soon
>>727772058the FACE
>>727772080>he didn't pull for his wife
>>727772080soonâ„¢
>>727772080You have three days, Seiunlet, you aren't getting enough stars, I am sorry
>>727771131Don't mind that, you know as well as I do that this game can just fuck you over if it wants toHere, my Vampirice got a DIST and she's not anything close to good for graded
>>727772160Kiss my taint, it's inevitable
>>727772184Gross, fuck off
Is it worth investing the cash for Pt5
Why does every uma have two claw machine Syccess and Great Success events?
is this glue
>>727761493>I bet you canThanks for believing in me!
>>727771581It doesn't help that the movie is all close up shots with overblown effects to "convey" the sense of speed. You can barely tell where everyone is relative to each other unless they're in the same scene in which case the race is already over. CG managed to stretch a 4 minute race into a two episode fight that was interesting all throughout. good choreography > smearslop >>727771931Because >Horse raced good then sudden diedisn't that interesting or compelling for the plot. Who wants to watch their favorite character die... again? Suzuka getting injured is as far as I want umamusume to go in terms of tackling dark subjects, I don't want the story to devolve into "the story is actually suuuper dark" like many other gachas end up doing because then you lose the plot and appeal
>>727772450>the cashyou get monies obscenely fast nowadays. go for it, especially since In Body and mind is a good skill
Please stop taunting them, they're gonna crack
>>727770502both are good tho
>>727772464The second one accounts for you pulling any mega cuties, why they did it like that I couldn't tell you
If gurofags love gore and death so much why don't they gut themselves?
>>727772496I would bother with replying to you but considering your rankings I'd rather not waste time with a retard
>>727770507yeah Teio is far more likable in s2 of anime than for example her appearance in Nice Nature's career. (i don't have her so I don't know how her career mode story goes). her game model even has this weird smug expression that makes you want to slap her.
>>727772691nah im alrightyou go ahead and kill yourself yeah?
>guronigger posts cafeim sensing some market manipulation going on. already reported to Fenomeno task force
I see janny's trying a new tactic.What, was literal CP not enough?
>autosageYup, knew it. It's janny.
>>727772874Ignore and move on, he will leave eventually
>>727772943time for a new thread, so it seems
>still assmad about anime horse girlsCouldn't be me!
every meltie is funnier than the last
>>727772691$CAFE is crashing before it even releases
>>727772943They are back to being very active it seems, it's so funny how this is still the only gacha openly targeted
Is evil nature easier to build in URA than in Unitiy? Rudolph isn't coughing up hints.
WHN I SAY CULTURAL YOU SAY PHENOMEONCULTURAL
Fuck Taiki Shittle. Bigly.
>>727773086that's an attempt at market manipulation, it won't affect the actual stocks, nothing ever happensbuy now or regret it later
>>727773263I plan to
>>727771994>since the unity scenario came outHave you looked at the stats of the "legend" racers? These races were easy since well before unity came out.
Thanks for autosaging the thread janny, surely this will kill the Umamusume franchise and its threads
>>727771994never, they're stil B+ runners 4 years into the gamethey were never supposed to be difficult
>>727773367They'll never learn, and that's half the fun
autosage is weak gamer move imo
>uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blockedJanny did not like that I said cultural phenomenon LMAO
>>727773327i can clearly see that they are rank B, yes. Still, back when i was a big shitter than never got A rank umas in Unity, i was losing to them from time to time
>>727773504
Wow
Question guys. Which one do you think is better for running Dirt TT?
Why would anyone get so butthurt over anime on 4chan of all places?
>>727772696>"I have no argument and can't explain my points well."k...
>>727773504I AM NOT SHARING
See you guys next thread.
At least he got banned
debu FUCK
Uma anime with HER as protag would peak higher than even Cindgray
>>727773708In his defense, anyone ranking S1 that high just can't be reasonable so I get it
>janny deleted all evidence that he posted guroYou do realize we can still see it, right?
how long before the catalog is flooded with 3DPD gay porn again?
can jannies even autosage? i always thought it was a mod thing.
"WAHHH THE HORSE THREADS SCARE ME MOOT PLS SAVE MEEE"
>>727773842I like the golden generation. sue me
>>727773937I give it an hour
>>727773965Yeah I think you are right
>>727773965Must be a mod then (ahem ABIB) since I got range banned from posting pics
BEFORE THE THREAD ENDS WHO WON CHAMPTIONS CUP YESTERDAY I WAS ASLEEP
Huh the entire chain reply got removed...
>>727774038
>>727774038It's always fucking ABIB, /v/ is his fucking mess
>>727774054why W Heart Bond of course
>>727774012LAST FOR THE BIRD THAT I LOVE
No bulli. We love NTR here!
>>727774249NTR or NTR?
>nintendie weekly generals are okay>but somehow a honse thread is too muchwhat can we learn from this?
Last for COFFEE
>>727774249If you love NTR so much why post her sad?
Last for the cuckqueen herself/
AGEMASEN
>>727774334hot
>>727774294You know when the board has regular shitposting stickies during every conference/award show. I've only ever received bans for mocking nintendo. Take that for what you will.
>>727774334i still dont get get, please explain this one
>>727774303Cafefags being coomers is so sad
>>727774383Windy was a stallion that was used to prep mares for other stallions.
Tama!
>TaMicro
>>727774445
$RICE down the gutter
>>727773831Characters like TMO and Donna don't work as protagonists.They're better as eternal foils and final bosses.
>>727774445for some reason my foot fetish only activates when the girl is wearing tights/stockings/socks/whatever
>>727774604
>>727774249
>>727774568TMO at least has the public hating her as adversity
Last for McQueen! look at this cutie and her pretty dress! And its an actual support card in game!!
nice thread bwos
This is a long ass page 10
>bwos
7 and your pulls will succeed
Yuro hours fucking suck I wish I was American
it's the terrorist for me.
not looking good for euro hours
>>727774757>m'Queen
>>727774713Grass wouldn't wear that
>>727774841Stegosaurus
>glug glug glug
>>727774907cutiepie
>>727774892Suzuka would though.
Uh why are we still at page 10
>>727773663I'd go with left. More guts is nice for dueling, and she has one more skill and about the same wit. Dirt S increases the squad score but not actual TT scores IIRC.