>Genetically designed to be the perfect woman>Is an Aussie with buck teeth
>>727762184buck teeth are cute they just make me antsy about blowjobs
There's literally nothing wring with buck teeth
>>727762337I agree. They are endearing on Miranda and I hate how they changed them in the third game and in the remaster.
>>727762184Whats the problem?
>>727762184Well, she was probably genetically designed to appeal to heterosexual males.And no, that doesn"t mean you are a woman at all
>>727762560True but there is something wrong with being a kiwi.
>>727762184>Genetically identical to the woman designed to be the perfect woman>looks like a generic npc
>>727762184
>>727762184Her personality is her problem, otherwise I like pale skin, blue eyes and black hair. Best aesthetic.
>>727762959jej
>>727762680Actually, she's Polish, just raised in Down Under. She speaks the language as well, has done so on demand on live TV, and she went to Poland, relatively recently, to set up a home for orphaned kids fleeing Ukraine. So she's not fake Polish.
>>727762641miserable unhappy cunt>>727763160mother of 3 naturally born chads
>>727763160Sometimes she kind of looks like my cousin, depending on tan and hairstyle. Not quite, but somewhat.
>>727762184buck teeth are cute
Why’d they make her look like a bri’ish slag with FAS?
>make genetically perfect woman>she's barren????
>>727762184she's built to be lesbian with jack
>>727763568Well he was on track with making her White.>>727763620She's also a coalburner.
>>727763568is this comic stupid? of course she would be white
>>727764121>is this comic stupidYes. It was written by a woman after all.
>>727763224She has a lot of common characteristics. She just knows how to make them pop out in the best ways.
>>727764015True, for lezdom in fact.
>>727765584I disagree. I think Jack and Miri are made to be brutally sodomized, either side by side, or face to face, as they hatefully make out with each other.
>>727764121it's written by a silly bitch that just HAD to go and pull the 'don't consume my work' card. i haven't since. i hope her comic has completely floundered.
>>727763620He probably fucked up most likely when she was given early biotic implants for the time and by the time he realized she can't have kids he started with Oriana who is implied to be able to have kids
>>727764121A perfect woman should have european features but melanin enriched skin, else she is deathly susceptible to sunburn.
>>727767331There's plenty of attractive nigresses, like pic related the Flopspoken lady
>>727767623And while I do occasionally like to deep into the dark side
>>727767735While I admit I am particularly prone to jungle fever
>>727767810There's really no feeling like coming home.
>>727767735>deepdip*
>>727767880
>>727767623>attractive>nigpick 1
>>727762184polack*
>>727762184Why do you think her father had to die? If that was his idea of the perfect woman, then he was to dangerous to live.
>welcome to africa, mr redfield>>727768214fun fact, she's half Polish herself.
>>727768005
>>727763568>guilt tripping a man for wanting to have children that look like himnot cool katie
>>727767810>>727767623>>727767735>prone to jungle feverNo you're not. You like white bitches with a tan. The more Shaniqua a woman starts to look, the more you suddenly start going back to liking whites.
>>727762184>Genetically designed to be perfect>Is an AussieSounds right.
>>727767623>>727767735>>727767810>>727768316>>727768438To add:To say that liking these girls is having jungle fever is to say the you like spicy food but garlic is about as far as you go. Maybe jalapenos
>>727762184hee hee
>>727768438I want white women roasted to the darkest ebony.I don't like african people, I like "black" women.
>>727768438>>727768510We're not talking about Kimberly Brooks, Cynthia Erivo or Debra Wilson. We're talking the Stacey Dash, Meagan Good variety.
>>727768814So white women with a tan
>>727768945>generic goonbait in basic e-bitch clothing>BUT DARK SKIN!!Yawn
>>727768783>Be Michael Jackson>Want to look more white>Spend trillions in cosmetic surgery>Do this feminine/boyish lookhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUi_S6YWjZw>Legitimately be considered the sexiest man in the world at the time, and a beauty standard, whether you agree with it or notvs>be Yvonne Strahovski>dye your hair black>do it infinitely betterIt's almost like she was gorgeous to begin with
>>727766692>goblin>worst jack>AIGood morning, sir.
>rude to you>Michael Jackson face>dickrides Cerberus and defends them even when they are 100% did something wrong(Jack)>daddy issues>fucked Jacob>infertileIf you like her you are a coomer, she straight up has no redeeming qualities other than her body
>>727769017>>generic goonbait in basic e-bitch clothing>>BUT DARK SKIN!!legitimately nothing wrong with this
>>727769337That is the worst it is going to look, and it will only get better. In the next few years, you will have your open source AI on your phone, you will tell it to generate the filthiest lesbian prompt with Jack and Miranda, and it will look better than any human pornstar, or 3D animator will ever be able to make. It's just how it is.
>>727769628>There will be data centers around the world that will hold petabytes upon petabytes of the most degenerate AI porn imaginable.
>>727769628>open sourceNot on anything I own.
>>727769875Yes, they will. You will have custom LoRAs that will be tuned for specific stuff. All it takes is one ME autist training his own LoRA on krogan quads to generate the most filthy xeno gangbang you've ever seen.>>727769936Since when was that part of the conversation?
>>727770046>you will have your open source AI on your phoneSince then. I will have open source nothing and AMD nothing.
>>727770205I don't care about what you do, man. Nobody does.
>>727762184I can only imagine what you must look like OP
>>727770274Good morning, sir.
>>727762184Jacqueline moggs her hard.
>>727770794I'd say it is a rather hard earned victory for Jennifer.
I want to go back, bros.
>>727762184>Genetically designed to be the perfect woman with buck teeth The genetic engineers were Indian.
>>727767735>>727767810Why do so many of them have that huge gap between their front teeth?
>>727771848She got it from her mom. I forget if her mom is "british" black or "french" black. It probably has something to do with that.
>>727766645What is the "fascism" she's referring to? The US is one of the most liberal and gay places on Earth. What more could she possibly want?
>>727771848Because their jaw is different, shit affects teeth.
>>727762184and a dump truck ass
>>727763620It means you can endlessly creampie her while having a dedicated side chick for breeding purposes.
>>727772252As if we should have two girlfriends/wives.I've made my choice, boys.
LmaoA tread about a beautifull White babe had quickly turn into black people are crying about a mullato abomination e-thots are more babe than herKeep seethethe little niggers mens you are nothing but animal
The best part of Mass Effect's universe was envisaging all the rape taking place in it. all other details are there to flesh out an expansive well-developed universe for an especially immersive porno in which these rapes can be set.It was a mistake to move the setting to Andromeda. What kind of rape is there to be had in a completely unsettled galaxy? Now, hardly any rape stories are produced compared to the heyday of Mass Effect in 2010-12
>>727773276What the fuck?Is this a bot?
>>727771158cope woke tranny. Jack will always be straight.
>>727776073When I say Jennifer, I don't mean Jennifer Hale.Jennifer is Jack's real name. Liara tells us so in ME3.
>>727771158Wish there was more porn of Jack
>>727763364what anime
>>727777681the fuck is this
>>727778864If the conversation is about Lord Aardvark and Blue Star, I'm guessing this is an overall plan for the Blue Star episodes he has in mind. Although, officially, he isn't committed in making anything past the end of season 1. So episodes 4 and 5 are gonna be made.
>>727777681yeah but LordAardvark sucks ass
>>727767623>There's plenty of attractive nigresses>posts a mulatto every time
>>727762959This doesn't seem safe
>>727779840It's hard to get videos of nigresses from sub-saharan africa, my man. We make do with what we have. In the western world, this is the variety we have.
>>727767623Light skin blacks don't look good
>>727779651Beggars can't be choosers.So long as it doesn't have femshep, or Tali, I can fap to it.
>>727766645Turns out even rocket scientists can be dumb as fuckReally makes me think
>>727780010then just say that White people are hot and have a slight chance of fixing inferior nigger genes by committing bestiality
>>727780061What's wrong with them?
>>727780203That's not what I said.The fuck is wrong with you?
>>727762184"Perfection" is a meme.
>>727780460Not vantablack enough is what
>>727762184>Is an Aussie with buck teethYes. I don' know who designed miranda but I know thye were a man of culture.
>>727763620>make genetically perfect offspring to continue legacy >make a femaleAbsolutely no one would choose a female for this. You'd make a male.
>>727767735Kristen stewart mogs those nons>>727780460they're still black. It doesn't matter how light their skin is, they all still have nappy hair and black facial features.
>>727781150Maybe his whole plan was to knock up his daughter and continue only his line. Miranda's a failure in his eyes since she can't reproduce and I doubt he'd consider anyone else in the galaxy would be a worthy successor to his dynasty
>>727780084Tali and Femshep are fine it's just that 98% do retarded shit like write them completely OOC or give Tali a shitty purple haired human model with sclerosis. Tali doesn't need to look like a fucking cheap stock model (even bioware didn't get this), the sex appeal is the anonymity.
>>727781424>>Kristen stewart mogs those nonsUnfortunately ...
>>727762184cute buck teeth... cute.
>>727763620No man actually wants to raise kids. Just eternal sex without consequence.
>>727781424>they're still black. It doesn't matter how light their skin is, they all still have nappy hair and black facial features.Seems alright to me.
>>727762184>Genetically designed to be the perfect woman>Isn't a redhead ????
>>727763160why would pols care about krains? hmm.......
>>727782513>Tali and Femshep are finePersonal preference, not for me.If they're in it, it goes in the trash.Those desire animations with femshep? unfappable. Rigid's with femshep? Unfappable. Find someone else. Allers would be better.
>>727782720I think kids are great.Not in the 4chan way.
>>727783009Nobody asked (You)
>>727782815You don't care about Ukrainians, you care about kids. War orphans that flee the country.
>>727783083True.
Liara is Jack's lesbian sextoy.
>He doesn't find the Australian accent sexy as fuckWhat are you, gay?
Commanduh
>>727762184Oi ya don't like a fine Sheila mate? What are ya, a bleedin fairy?
>>727781907That's retarded. Just make a bunch of genetically modified sons. Pull some Gattaca shit.
>>727782815Thing called empathy. They've both suffered horrendously due to Russian aggression.
>>727782721if you have to post 1/16 black mutts to find one that vaguely attractive, you've already conceded they're not.
>>727782815are you retarded or did you wake up from a 5 year long coma just now?
>>727762184yeah I thought the exact same thing. if bioware weren't incompetent pussies, there would've been a dialogue option for that
>>727766385Hot
>>727785181>Bioware should have involved more options for negging a hot woman in their videogame.I mean yeah, she's like a 9 on a good day, but we've all seen hotter. I'm not sure teaching game theory to incels is a good idea tho.>>727784839kys globohomo shill.Russia struck first, but its the USA+EU's fault that it started at all. The constant undermining of Putins position and NATO aggression, instead of actually trying to forge a peace, caused that war.That being said, the kids are innocent and its great that Yvonne did that for them in Poland. All wars are (((bankers))) wars.
>>727788343I WANNA GO BAAAAAAAACK!
>>727789579I mean, can we stop pretending that we want new characters from Bioware? Nobody cares. People haven't cared about any new Bioware character since DA2.
For me its EDI
>>727789773I just wanna go back.Is that too much to ask?
>>727762184Australian women are the peak form yes
>>727790020Look at those cheerleader abs, goddamn.Miranda better be (half)naked and have abs in the next one.
>>727790020Candice Swanepoel at Victoria's Secret type of abs. Pic extremely related.
>>727790361Btw, Yvonne is in great shape atm.
>>727790449Probably best shape since season 2 of Chuck.
>>727790534For posterity.Tighter midriff, with smaller waistline. Much leaner.
>>727790685Notice the pokeys.Must have been cold.
>>727762560>>727763364>buck teeth are le cuteyea if you have a dripping wet pussy between your legs you get a pass for any physical flaw, a man with buck teeth might as well commit suicide in the womb
>>727763160I care more about her being on Chuck than as a mocap actress for Mass Effect.
>>727762675>deigned to appeal to heterosexual malesHE has XY chromosomes, HE was literally cloned from a man.
>>727762184ever since i played the game back in 2010 i've been thinking how dumb her lore isone of her x chromosomes was made from her father's y which is extremely stupid, and in women one of their x 'somes is disabled, so a better solution would've been to copy her mothers chromosome and just disable itthe writer behind is a fool
>>727781076why does she likes foreskin so much?https://files.catbox.moe/tbet2h.webm
>>727762184I just don't like her WIDE ASS MAN CHIN. What the fuck Perfect world would be Jack's Face on her body.
>>727790813manjaw
>>727790885Relax bro
>>727790886I wouldn't trade Miranda for the world.Even if Yvonne was part of that world, because she is a married woman and a mom of 3 handsome young boys.
>>727791485I wouldn't trade Jack either.Miranda as she is.Jack as she is.
>>727791491The best kind of jaw
>>727792228Not all Jack gens are created equal.
jack is a butt ugly tranny and i let him die first
>>727762184Genetically designed to be the perfect biotic bomb
>>727792723Good job, buddy
>>727792821barber prank ahh hair cut
>>727792994I can tell you, sex with a bald woman is definitely an experience. No cap, on god.
>>727762959if they genetically made her 100 feet tall
>>727763568Katie was so salty over Miranda. She made like 3 comics seething about her specifically
>>727794719Isn't Katie a tranny? It makes sense, right?
>>727762184>Genetically designed to be the perfect woman>Actually not even very prettyThat is why I romanced Ashley and Jack on my playthroughs.
>>727796027Even if it's AI slop that's a nice ass.
Miranda is ugly and annoying.
>>727767331Having too much melanin in a region with winter can lead to a vitamin D deficiency.
>>727798747Just give her the D then.Problem solved.
>>727791481sauce?
>>727798747I'm gonna assume far future diets have completely comprehensive nutritional value.
