NO FREAKIN' WAY!
>>727773080Samus is such a whore
Trying too hard
Tokabi is worse than Mackenzie. His voice actor is shit and I don't like having to hear him.
>>727773080What Adam did before Samus met the baby is his business.
>>727773181SERIOUSLY.What the fuck, why did they hire such an amateur, the delivery is so bad
I think the funniest interaction in the game is when the Robot says he's sorry for not helping and Samus just shrugs
>>727773207We must be better women
So what is people’s problem with characters like Myles?Projection and shameTraits like: • Needing reassurance • Being visibly nervous • Over-explaining, over-talking when stressed…are things many people recognize in themselves and hate. When a character mirrors those parts, they don’t go, “oh wow, that’s a part of me.”They go, “Ugh, pathetic. Make it shut up.”It’s easier to spit on a mirror than admit you’re looking at yourself.
Nigga, thats' NUTS
lol
>>727774015projection much? lmao
>>727774015The problem is Myles is not appropriate for the setting. None of the Federation characters are. If Myles was an actual nobody office worker from California who mysteriously got teleported to the planet, while he would be out of place, at least his character would be consistent. The problem is he is supposed to be a Federation Trooper, but he acts like a fucking Western DEI game developer.
>>727774015>you hate this character therefore you're himNo, I'm the guy that has to deal with midwits who provide endless running commentary and want to rip that fucker's head off. That shit is extremely annoying IRL when you have to do things that are complicated and the fucker just has to endlessly point things out.
>>727774015He's part of an intergalactic miltitary based around fighting space pirates and acts like a teenage nerd
>>727774532Here to post this
If I were a programmer, artist, musician, or sound designer on this game I'd be so pissed. They all did such good work but the whole project got fucked by low effort writing and bad design.
>>727775009He acts like an engineer, I know several guys that are exactly like him
>>727774015People do not want to fuck their bullies. People do not want to be friends with spiders. People do not want to have Myles and Marvels Troopers in Metroid. By the way the way you overanalyze this takes me back to when people were theorycrafting why Samus dropped her power suit pocket spaghetti in Metroid Other M when seeing Ridley again. Fullblown we have gone to Metroid Other M era of apologists making up excuses for Metroid Prime 4. Which is dogshit btw. Kenseku Tanabe should publicly apologize and RetroStudios should be shamed.This post brought to you by Turning Point USA-Chozo Alliance. I'm Raven Beak and I approve of this post.
>>727775808> He's no appropriate for the setting> B-BUT I KNOW A GUY LIKE THATYou don't live in the Metroid universe you fucking downs retard
>>727776535He's an engineer, engineers are the same everywhere, and why isn't he suitable? It's not like he was out there destroying sylux while quipping, he was stuck where he landed.
>>727773080Doesn't Samus have someone like the squirrel in her manga series? Why didn't they just bring her old pals back from that manga to be her slapstick sidekicks?
>>727776732Old Bird and Grey Voice are the only canon parts of that and they barely got a cameo in Dread.
>>727774015>•Why does this feel like a post by a bot/LLM?
>>727774015They didn’t like this truthGOLD one bit.
>>727776601Prove that "engineers" act like your average MCU Funko collecting nerd in the Metroid setting prior to this game
>>727777271We never met one, they were busy doing nerd stuff in the background, all we met were soldiers, we didn't even get to meet the scientists, Myles is the classic nerd engineer that based his entire life around being one, who would need glasses in the metroid universe, well him, I mean he's so lame that even his suit needs glasses
> He's me, he's built like me> So if you hate him you hate meYes.
>>727776939if you don't think they let bots shill on 4chan, or at least have their viral marketing team use grok or whatever to automate their replies within certain corporate guidelines, you're delusional. this shit has been going on for years and 2/3rds of /v/ is likely a menage of 3rd worlders, bots and shills.
>>727774015yes 4chan is famous for its large jewish userbase
Metroid Other M and Metroid Prime 4 fanbases going at it for the prize of worst Metroid game. https://youtu.be/A3QG6XjN6mI?t=564
>>727777698But this is just blatant.Does he do it for free? I don't get it
>>727773176You must be better, nintenbro.
>>727773080if Mackenzie was a cute nerd girl with the same dialogue, every one of you would be soifacing you know I'm right
>>727778453women should talk as little as possible. they have a yuri bait nerd girl and she's fucking insufferable
>>727773181>>727773225>coping myles simps>>727774015>more cope and projection
>>727775808No you don't. Also he's part of the military. None of the troopers in the prolgoue acted like that.
>>727778376>>727778519SAMUS! WE MUST BE BETTER BALLS! MORE COMPASSIONATE, MORE CONSIDERATE MORPHING! NEVER AGAIN WILL WE MORPH JUMP TO SEQUENCE BREAK! WHEN MORPHORITIES PLAY THEIR SFX, WE STAND STILL AND LISTEN! HOLDING OUR BALLS BACK TO DEFEAT THE BOSS ANOTHER WAY, THIS IS THE WAY OF TRUE BALLS!WE WILL NEVER GO BACK... ISN'T THAT RIGHT SAMUS?? #MetroidPrime4Ever #BeingBetter #ThankYouTanabe #NoMoreToxicBalls #KensukeTanabeForMetroidDread2 #DontWatchSkillUpReviewMetroidPrime4 #SyluxAssistTrophyMainer
>>727778782I already answered that
>MeTROON Prime 4HRT Beyond 343 Redditors buckbroken by big chozo tribe leader Raven Beak
>>727778453I dunno, but what I do know is that I made the mistake of watching Morning Glory with Rachel McAdams and regardless of how hot she is in that I now I hate her and that type of character. Being cute does not make up for being obnoxious.
>>727773080I dont like there being NPCs in the game but it ended up bothering me less than i thought. More than anything because whats truly been lost in this entry is the level design. And im not even talking about the desert, which i tolerate (i like goofing around in the dunes with the bike, and the isolated atmosphere fits metroid).What truly makes the game a disappointment for me is that once you reach the different areas, they're basically corridors with a few set pieces. You can absorb literally everything you need to know in one go, and since they have been so unoriginal with the power ups, you can predict automatically which rehashed upgrade youre getting next based on the obstacle thats blocking the only other way you can go.Its absolutely braindead. Its not even 3D Zelda tier dungeon, which were already quite easy. Its just puzzle-corridor-fight-corridor-puzzle-corridor-boss-fight. You never have to think holistically about the area youre in. Everything you need to take into consideration must be in front of you at all times.Very disappointing game. And the whole psychic theme turned out to be a bluff. Not a single interesting idea done with that. Just a purple beam and rehashed power ups from MP1 but with the psychic flavor thing.
>>727779586Play Metroid Dread, Metroid Prime 1 Remaster to wash off the bad taste of Prime. 4
>>727776002Raven Beak? More like RAVEN PEAK. Seriously, that asshole is so cool.
>>727779586>tranny spacinggo back
>>727775808>Uhm acsshhhually I know plenty of marvel quipping retard faggots!! Ok, get them the fuck out of Metroid Prime.
>>727773080IS THAT A MOTHER HECKING METROID?
I'm watching Metroid Other M cutscenes. I think its better than Prime 4. Yes, even while Samus speaks. I'm purely speaking about cutscenes/dialogue.
>>727773080what did you use to cut it out from the video? PS with AI selector?
>>727773080I wonder if Nintendo regrets killing THE BABY.If it had stuck around, it could have been a pretty good mascot for the series. A named jelly fish monster that hangs around Samus that emotes thorough movement and color changes could have sold a pretty good amount of plushies.
>>727777794It hasn't been mentioned yet but the original poster got BTFO'd
>>727774015>cant refute, better resort to ad hominems
>>727774597>that comicJesus Christ, Samus has the most autistic and mentally ill fanbase. They should be put on a list.
She's doing the freakin MORPH BALL
>>727776601>engineers are the same everywherebehold the retarded DEI mindset in a microcosm form>x are the same everywhere!retard met ONE engineer and decided every engineer acts like the same sort of faggot.
>>727775808The only engineer I know is a schizo who keeps gets fired for complaining about jews, this would be an improvement in the metroid setting.
>that final bossIt's a shame because the actual Sylux fight after is pretty good but goddamn is that first phase absolute assWho the fuck thought sticking 5 useless npcs with braindead ai in a cramped arena with a boss that spams aoe attacks was a good idea? I had to redo that shit 4 fucking times because the gay fucking troopers kept standing right in the fucking danger zone and dying I didn't even do anything different the 4th time, just got lucky and didnt have 3 of them all get knocked down at once
>>727786469It's fucking ass but using the charged electric shot made it way faster. The fully upgraded version destroys the heads so fast and it lasts a while so you can get 2-3 at once
>>727786134Anon, I'm an engineer, that means I've met countless of engineers, dork engineers, not cool engineers like those that invent stuff because those are rare and almost nevef finish school, nerd engineers, for instance, what makes a dork think their tastes are not shit and mid? The answer? The engineering environment, and if that's not available to them, their internet friends.I'm speaking from experience and over the years I've met the most annoying retards that possibly ever existed, and you best hope, that wasn't one of you.
imagine playing as a woman
>>727778782Wanna know how I know you have never been in the military? Air force and armor division mechanics are some of the biggest nerds out there. The type to act exactly like McKenzie. Now the rookie, she's a california danger hair through and through.
>>727787442now tell us which fields those "engineers" actually came from, instead of hitting us with a rambling defensive blogpostand how many were MILITARY engineers, faggot.
>>727788180>I want to look at a manly man's buttUh, anon?
>>727776939ik, I wasnt going to engage cause of that
>>727789078>>727788489
>>727773080SAMUS?!?!?! SAMUS ARAN!?!?!??!
She just saved the world and got over phazon corruption, of course she's gonna have nerds fangirling over her.
>Neighbor, that's nuts! Get it? Because... because I can't say that other word? Ha... I thought it was funny.
>>727773080Holy smokes is that Rocket Raccoon?THISISAWESOME
>>727795608Metroid Other M apologists have awoken.
>>727786193Is that engineer you?
>>727798021I was talking about Prime 3 Corruption tho
>>727773181But I actually really liked Tokabi, he and the robutt are the only ones that fit the tone of Metroid and mostly stayed out of your way. It's the other three that are mega AIDS quip machines, Denzel Washington has the worst line in a Metroid game (VELVET CAKE!!!) and the girl was just fem McKenzie.They should have>merged Chatoyah and McKenzie's functions into an entity that can spawn at several locations in the map and provide support (some sort of Force Ghost that lives past his death, his Will or something)>Tokabi saves you from the rapewolves, you help each other get some medicine/find some artifact in the lab then after the area is done Sylux kills him and he says some religious shit, something about faith maybe>bonus point if instead of making him a bland feddie he's like some weird alien fellow bounty hunter>made it so the robot helped you for a dungeon, then got possesed, you beat it, then he gave you one of his abilities as a parting gift (super missiles??)>delete the other two mouth-breathersThere I fixed them.
>>727776002At least the Ridley thing we consistent with the Samus lore, Myles is just random trash put there to make the game more “accessible”
>>727773080>Subnautica>Well known limited contact with literally anything, best you get is some old voice logs and the ship/boat AI to chatter at you>Decides the sequel should have constant yammering dialogue and multiple characters to pester you>Completely alienates everyone for doing something retarded and not understanding the appeal of solitude and raw environmental / creature sound design ("nature")>Metroid Prime...I refuse to believe that this isn't some manner of modern woman fucking meddling, they're the one god damn group of retards that can barely understand themselves much less understand something like nature.Not even going to look it up, I can simply feel it the same way I can feel it when someone suspicious has that early life biography at this point.Absolutely sick of this fucking shit.
>>727781809It is and it’s so ironic cause of how much Prime fags cried about that game lmao now Sakamoto is back on top with 2D Metroid and Prime is the laughing stock
>>727802106It’s the fact they don’t have an inner monologue so they can’t play or watch things without a character speaking their thoughts out loud or else they get bored or confused
>>727788180 Imagine not playing as a woman, bro. You’re telling me you'd rather stare at some crusty male ass in third-person for 30+ hours instead of a nice sleek power-suited Samus or a hot modded Jill Valentine? Come on, be real with yourself. Gameplay first, but aesthetics are a gift. Look good, feel good, play better.
>>727802574The inability to project yourself into a character and only viewing them as an outsider is a type of autism friendo
>>727802437>now Sakamoto is back on top with 2D MetroidDidn't Mercury Steam implode from their constant failed attempts at making God of War clones? Hope Nintendo has an in-house team handy.
>>727801735That's just the Prime 3 Hunters again with extra steps.
with all the bitching about Myles I thought it would be as much as Wheatley, these kids are too bitchy
>writing so bad it turned sylux into a nonsensical clownThis is the worst part.
>>727777794>goldstein oh no its happening again
>>727773080Millennials need to have their hands cut off with a rusty machete so they can never write again.
>>727803372>thought it was gonna be some le twist where the npcs all die except one that gets stranded then becomes Sylux in some crazy paradox shit>reality is just that he's an angry chud who's mad Samus blew up this cool space pirate gun that he wanted (after it killed like a bazillion people)I'm starting to think this guy's long term vision for the series is retarded
>>727773181Thank God somebody said this. His delivery is so stilted like he thinks you're a fucking retard. He pissed me off everytime you talk to him
>>727791031They reminds me, Samus should have had a nicer ass in the legacy suit
>>727802841It hasn't fully imploded, but there have been reports of constant crunch due to the failure of that game so they can get whatever their next project is out on time. I don't know if Nintendo would be alright with that were said project Metroid, though. They seem to care about having a good reputation in terms of how they treat employess, but whether that extends to 2nd party yahoos is anyone's guess.
>>727804026he's supposed to sound like a native american or something like that
>>727785951It's always weird when fans unironically use characters as mouthpieces for their opinions.Keyword being "unironically."
>>727804850I thought I read that a lot of their talent left, maybe I'm thinking of Ubisoft.
>>727774532>>727775721
>>727805169That could also have happend. I might've missed that when I was skimming the articles that reported on the situation.
"Do y'all know what this quiet badass needs?? A freaking quirky, awkward sidekick!"-Millennials (Circa post-MCU world)
>>727774015You're basically arguing that everyone likes DSP except for those that see themselves in him. You can dislike someone without relating to them
>>727773080>You opened that door with your FREAKING MIND
>>727775808>>727787442>>727788489As an engineer with 60 years of experience I can confirm that everything you said is false
His script is written by a literal tranny. Not his fault
>>727774015Someone's projecting alright
>cute girl on a bikeShes like me fr!
If you don't know any guy like Myles, YOU are myles.
>>727808680I hate myself so it's probably true
>>727774015no it's because of the marvel tier sense of humor and he talks too much
>>727774015Did you think this was a gotcha? No shit I don't want to see a nerd like me in Metroid. Yeah I probably would act exactly like Myles if I was in his situation. That doesn't make it good writing
>>727774015Dude he's just obnoxious.
>>727808830Not you, you are cool :3
>>727773181I think he just has an accent
>>727785951Nigga it's a drawing
>>727804850This is headcanon but I belive the next mainline metroid will be developed internally at Nintendo epd. They made a new team just for metroid
