Games need more policewomen.
$CAFE WILL RISE
that was fast
And you need to stay in /vg/.
$cafe will tank mark my fucking words
>>727775131Ultra girly fenomeno wedding dress when?
>>727775131Why did they choose to make her a JoJo reference?
Is the champions cup winner good enough to become an uma?
>>727775359>wedding mamechinYes please, would swipe
Is manhattan today?
>Seiun legend raceShe's no legend to me
>>727775613Same, she's a goddess.
>>727775395
Please dont tell me CM is today, i only have a passable gold ship.
>>727775402nothe only dirters they've added are gigawinners or very, very good horses, there were none of those in the champions cup
>>727775395Did the real horse work in the police force or something?
Fenomeno is one really bad Gold Ship prank away to go from Jotaro to Abbachio
>lost to seiun onceDoes this mean it's over for me in libra?
>>727775862Yes actually
How often do umas practice for their winning lives? Or are they natural singers/dancers
>>727776001You missed all the dance training events during your runs?
>>7277758760 and you're cursed7 and you're blessed
>>727776063>noneWhat does this mean...
>>727775769registration is today. actual cm is in like two days
Any number except 7 makes fukutard explode
Reject trainee umasChase uma mamas
>>727775769Registration opens tomorrow, then the actual first CM round is like Wednesday and you could use Thursday's daily borrows to make aces too
>>727776162But anon, every trainee uma is a future umama
>541k I'm afraid, is 565k safe?
>>727776116Shiraoki-sama will not intervene, but merely watch you and your performance from the heavens.
>1.5k carats saved upYUP YUP! Cafe is mine for sure
>he didn't break past 600k yetmight as well give up on TT
ALWAYS GAMBLE
>>727776536EXPLODE!!!!!
>>727775131Uhhhh ACAB?What part of ACAB don't you get? Bootlicker.
>>727776536>Be responsible with my carats>See everyone getting princess but meIs this my sign to gamble?
>>727776642You miss every pull you don't take.
>>727775131Stunna Boy?
>>727776595You have no idea how it feels when it seems like all you are getting are 1* umas and one 2* because you rolled a 10 only for it to turn into a 3* after the rest of the jobbers sowed up>>727776642I was sorta responsible too, its why I waited for a week until rolling for her again so I would be above 60k carrat treshhold I just read her story chapters beforehand y'know
>>727776642ALWAYS GAMBLE
I've got 30k saved up, MLB3 kita but also really want cafe, my SRs are almost all MLB. What would you all recommend i do?
>>727775890OhThat's cool actually, is it before or after racing? I know he's looking after foals right now or something
>>727776943gamble a bit for Cafe, if you don't get her in 50 you're fucked, should've rerolled when kitasan first dropped
>>727776943you know already, it's what you should do, vs what you want to do
>>727776943>LB3 kitashe's already good enough, you can max her with the next crystal drop, get your coffee
>want to pull on upcoming uma banners that I want>need to save up for future umas that will give my favorite uma max affinity down the lineThis is gonna be suffering.
>>727776943LB3 kita is perfectly usable but you're missing out on a whopping 40 special priority without the last dupe. Unless the coffee is your wife, id do kitasan
>>727776943If you REALLY want Cafe and your other cards are fine, pull for her. Easy as that.
>>727777054>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>affinitybiggest meme in the game and completely ignorable, just get whoever you want
If I were to pick a single sprinter with the selector who should I pick?
>>727777123And how do I know you aren't gaslighting me?
>>727777142Which selector
>>727777191There's no gaslighting in uma threads
>>727777191He is, affinity matters. It's not make or break but it helps consistency
>>727777191name 10 benefits of high affinity
>>727777191Pulling for max affinity has gotta be the 2nd worst return on investment you could make in this game. The first being spending money of course.
>>727777142selector?
>>727777317Big inheritances.
>>727777256Masterful maneuver by gaslight dancer right here
>>727777195>>727777356In the first anniversary there is a pick your uma voucher, I'm thinking of using it to get a sprinter since im still using king, bakushin and maru
>>727777356Urara noooooooo
>>727776536Who the fuck is that donkey looking jobber next to Haru?
Butt status: PICKEDCarat status: EMPTYSeiun status: DEFEATEDYep, it's gaming time
>>727777484Could've rolled on Bono, she's the staying Sprint meta apparently.
>>727777598Bakushin? Hey that's my GOAT!!!!
>>727777598Bakushinbros, it's looking dire...
is there any demand for clubs? der/v/ will open up a spot if anyone wants to join
>>727777484Using such a powerful asset for something as inane as Team Trials roster seems like a waste
>>727777598Her name is Mejiro Ryan and she is CUTE
>>727777484Is it only release umas or what
For me? It's Matikanetannhauser
>>727777675A+ right? Tempting
>>727777815>off by 38
>>727777815She's called Mambo around these parts, slick.
>>727777938Just call her machitan.
>>727777191Good uniques to inherit are way more important than affinity
>>727777675Sure I was getting sick of /v/mapyoi anyway
>Look at the date>No one's posted her yet GRIM
>>727778014Clubhoppers get outcasted.
>>727777834no
>>727777962Its Mun, actually
>>727778061What if I decide to go to a weaker /v/ club when I become a good torena to help them out?
>>727778019
>>727777938Mambo :DDD
Is dober going to be a decent parent for end closers too?
>>727778061yo danchou, can you kick me so i don't get 24hr cooldown? wuv you... <3
>>727778156What if you started /v/madacchi finally?
>Classic Year, early January>Good stats so far>Pop 3 (THREE) globes on Speed in the same turn>Get Straightaway Spurt from oneHoly shit, if this isn't THE run...
Ditching a /v/ club for another when it can easily be checked is so retarded. You'll only get yourself blacklisted from all of them
>>727778156sure, looks like /v/ma could use some help
>>727778272You fool you just jinxed it!
>>727778272>posting about your run before it's overYou just cursed it, enjoy your Long A and your lost unity race.
>>727778019We posted Marvy last thread, but that got usurped by a certain mod posting guro and autosaging it.
>>727778156Based HUGger
>>727778264NOTUNTILL'ARC
>>727778363>GuroOh boy
https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersRoll an uma, whoever you get you must spark her. Do you dare tempt fate?
>>727778272Don't listen to the others, bwo. You're gonna make it
>>727778564hmmm
>>727778014Don't tell anyone but... der/v/ is only ahead of /v/mapyoi by just 30 ranks right now
>>727778564fuck yea
>>727778564>Air Groove>the one uma I don't have at 3 star
>>727778564>Loves only youIs this good?
>>727778564I already have her....what does it mean
>>727778564Literally who the fuck is this
>>727778564>Tamamo>She gets free rollsHoly shit bros is this a signal?
>>727778564I think I have literally never seen her posted before. She's cute, at least.>Ears: They relax and droop down when she is being cuddled.Okay, I'm sold.
>>727778564>OrfevreWHO?
>>727778564WHO?????
>>727778771>You must spark her Sounds like you're gonna get raped by the free rolls
>>727778564Well she IS on my list, fourth in fact, after Biwa, Taishin and Fuji in that order
>>727778762She's not even scoutable in JP yet>>727778772She'll be a very important character in the main story later down the line
>>727775131Would you let her plant drugs in your car after a traffic stop
>>727778564>Ines FujinWon't be possible since I'm rolling for Flower.
>>727778772I've seen her posted like twice before more than other whos
>>727778901Thanks for the arcane knowledge, JPbro.
>>727778564Uh oh.
>>727778963Gonna be a while tho as its in chapter 2, but she is part of King's gang
>>727778909Fenomeno wouldn't do that.
>>727778772Part of her story is pretty much about how she's a literally who (the real mare won a couple of G1 but died at just 4 years old while being eclipsed by the titans of the mid-2000s like Deep Impact)
>>727779082>CopFenomeno WOULD do that
Would Fenomeno smile if she got an excuse to use a baton?
>>727778564Never seen her before, sell me on her?
>>727779120Fenomeno is morally just, she is not corrupt like that!
Does resting cure Slow Metabolism?
>>727778702https://umamusu.wiki/Buena_VistaSEX! I AM< BECOME SEX AAAAAAAAAA
>>727779269During the summer yes, but throughout the normal year
>>727779201Kawakami's main rival and mother of Almond Eye, considers herself to be a genius but is kinda dumb, part of King Gang and I think will be a protag in Chapter 2, well one of the protags there to be precise
>>727779309Isn't she the most for (You) uma in the game?
>>727778909If she's doing it to take down the trashy fuck she's investigating. She can do whatever she wants. And she's justified for doing it!. My wife Fenomeno can do no wrong.
>>727778564Interesting, guess I'm meant to become the dedicated Hokkofag
>>727779368Her story revolves around being a childhood friend who refuses to be (trained) or umapyoid by anyone but (you[me]) so yes.
I think it safe to say that cafefags may be a detriment looking forward.
>>727777675Oi danchou i am doing fans i swear
>>727779514That's rich coming from a fukutard
>>727779514No no fukufriends, just wait for cafelets. Those will be a problem
>>727779554Then you should be safe
>>727779559We know your kind now. You're on thin ice
>>727779559Fuku gave us Doto (silence, Dotolets).What has Cafe given us?
>>727779714All will be revealed soon, trust the plan
>>727779714Well I dunno about other anons but Cafe lended me 15 bucks back in 1999
Kitasan's and Rice's event chains aren't finished yet bros...
>Machan is a sprinter with groundwork built inOh shit, might actually save up for her
>>727779856Go do your homework Tachyon
>>727779856Was it during the sweltering summer of 1999?
>>727779887I WARNED YOU
Who the heck even has good PR anymore? Neichabros?
>>727779890Just get the dumb falcon card. It's actually good even on non-fronts.
>>727780032Digital
>>727775131wasn't there a big race today?
>>727778564Dirt granny...
>>727778564I am okay with this.
>>727780105Anon....you missed it....
>>727780032Even reddit contest thing did nothing
>>727780065In your dreams maybe digifag
>>727780032Biwabros are going up lately
We are all scouting my wife Dober right?
>>727780105races are during sunday, yes, but at like 3 AM, so they're actually saturday night races :)
>>727780032Opera O's PR is immaculate
>>727780032Kingu!
>>727780235Fact check: TRUE
>>727780032We've seen an unexpected rise in Biwa PR lately, might be a solid investment over time
>>727780105Anon, it's tomorrow in Japan. They have the races at like 3PM their time.
>>727780105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buvZudalIG8
>>727778772>>727779201>>727780139Damn that's like the Chapter 2 gang all here
>>727780032Always bet on king, el condor pasa, bourbon or mayano
Have any drawfags delivered their works from virgo /v/ictory stakes? I remember there being many in progress but I fear I've missed all of them.
>>727780032I FINALLY HAVE YOU PINNED DOWN, YOU FUCKING MINGEY CUNT. YOU'RE A FUCKING NATUREFAG WHO HAS CONSTANTLY FALSEFLAGGED AS EVERYONE ELSE IN YOUR GOAL TO SHIT UP THE THREAD FOR (You)S. WELL GUESS WHAT? I KNOW YOU NOW. AND I WILL CALL YOU OUT EVERY TIME I CATCH YOUR LITTLE SLIMEY ASS. BITCH
>>727780381Not yet I'm still drawing but should post in like a day or two
>>727780393elaborate
>>727780393N-Not looking good?
Seiun Sky!
>>727780032Taiki still has good PR, people are just mad they can't actually eat her burgers.
Im tired of longslop
>>727780393...bros?
>>727780032At least according to the state controlled PR rankings...
Is there anyway to get just 1 carat
>>727780393Not looking good for nishinopedos...
How much Stamina would an End Closer need to get away with just one golden recovery?
>>727780675How did that even happen?
>>7277807121200, but it's extremely risky
>>727780675No but you can spend 10 twice with refills and then hope to get 7 3 carat TT bonuses without getting a single 5 carat TT bonus and before getting a single other carat.
>>727780725Getting 3 or 5 carats rewards from races and TT
>>727780032Good PR is the exception, not the rule.
>>727780032Pretty much every club representative uma
>>727780593I would have Libra in the bag if I had Seiun
>>727780593Holy based drawGOD
It's Cafemas Eve! Do we all have enough carats for tomorrow?
>>727780884No you wouldn't, she only wins against A+ ends (most of the time) and gassed umas. S rank ends eat her alive even with angling and a second front because NSM is easy to trigger and end closers have better late acceleration.
>>727780187Yes
>>727780989I'll get her with my 17 scout tickets. Not a carat shall be spent.
>>727777815>not even closeYou better not miss the next one. The BIG one.>inb4 /v/ has no GETs76 and 78 both get the award.
>no option to use carats instead of tickets for single pulls>no option to use tickets for a 10 pull
>>727780989Uhhh...can uma musume even wear headphones?
>>727778772welcome
>>727781221>>no option to use carats instead of tickets for single pullsWhy?
>>727781031That's because they don't love her as much as I do. Umamusume is a love game!
>>727781328THAT BIRD I LOVE
>>727781282Perhaps I would like to decide when I use my tickets.
>>727781227Yes actually
>>727781408That looks uncomfortable
My 3 best Taishins, opinions?
>>727781408kek this looks retarded i love it
Would you guys take Long Corners over something like Right Handed or Fall Runner?
When do we get the flower? She always seems to tear ass in races
>>727781269Huh, so she's really cute. Guess I'll be sure to save up for her in... 2 years.
>>727781546The one with S
i've had a lot of Golshi trainings recently where she locks training during a race turn. Is this intentional? I'm not complaining about free mood + energy but I'm surprised it's happened as much as it has.
>>727778564>Almond EyeWell shit.
>>727780187Her banner is stuck between the Kitasan rerun and Christmas Oguri, so I assume most people here will skip her. I will use my megabanner spark to get her because late surgers are kino.
>>727781631I hope they bucket dump a bunch of umas eventually so we can catch up sooner to the latter half of the cast
Anyone have that gif of the new CG episode showing Creek's massive tits?
>>727781572Depends on your speed situation, but I would. Greens are a luxury
>>727781624
>>727781624After Dia, Bright and the ballroom banner, so around March/April
>>727781681Its a blessing when that happens
>>727781681sometimes i get a lot of those in one run and other times i get none, its based pure luck
>>727781778See you in 4 years anon.
>>727781872I've been saying, the best way to catch up to JP would be to condense banners into double banners.
>>727780187>putting on more clothes increases her eroticity
>>727781991Why is she doing Mambo's dance?
>>727781991Could a drawfag redraw this but with Almond eye?
>>727782107I'm pretty sure it's already been done, I just have to find it
>>727781991>Cosmic eyes >Comis hairWhat the hell is she
>>727782176A BUM AND A FRAUD
>>727782107I could do it, but you must tank your club's score as payment
>almond eye
>>727782268I'm in hot uma glue so
>>727782450KEK
>>727782574NICE FIND
Creek would've probably been a better Pace option for this CM now that I think about it
>>727782574The strongest mare in history....
>>727782574SOVLFUL drawingSOVLLESS VMA
>>727782454Nevermind, the other way around then
>>727780235her PR has been damaged beyond repair, actually
>>727782714Operabird is good PR
>>727782574This is fine although I wish the eyes were more sparkly (pic related is from her mini comic)
>>727782805gangstalking that poor anon is bad PR
I don't have very high hopes, can she win anything?>Your no stopping me?She failed unity despite all double circle
>>727782925Stop staring at me with them big ol' eyes
>>727782925That looks like it hurts
>>727781624I just can't understand people who pretend this body type isn't hot.
>>727783041It really isn't, at least to me
It's crazy how hard it still is to cap speed on Umas with 0 growth even in Aoharu.
>>727783041Most people aren't pedophiles
>>727783041What's appealing about a girl with no curves?
>>727782925No, this is Fine.
>>727782946she has potential
>>727783324What kind of barbarian eats noodles with her bare hands?
>>727783357She's Irish, don't be rude.
>>727783397I thought they Biden blasted her oirishness.
>>727783357she's wearing gloves, retard
>>727783357she is a filthy gaijin, is expected but understandable
>>727783324Sterile btw
>>727783525I think shes still irish, just not a royal anymore
>>727783658There's a flashback in the first event of her new support card and I think her bodyguards still call her Your Highness so who knows what's going on
>Do a parent run so I can get any kind of break from Golshi training>Long S, predebut charming, predebut date event, +70 rests, etc.Where was a single drop of this shit when I was doing ace runs huh?
>>727783787EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>727783760From what I understand she's still some kind of royalty from a foreign land but moved to Ireland, will be interesting to see how global tackles it
Honey wake up, time for CM tests 86310235
>>727783961You can't make me, ive never once joined a practice room~
I HATE FARMING FANSI JUST WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
>>727783961I hate how I still haven't joined one, I didn't join one for Virgo either, there is not enough time for anything these days. Months without joining rooms :(
>>727778564Spanking looks to be too vanilla for this one. She looks like she would be ready for asphyxiation, petplay and exhibitionism in a public men's bathroom.
>>727784149You can take it easy, we'll just replace you with someone better
>>727784149an half hearted fan farm run is easier than an ace run imho. there are no expectation, barely any stress, and no expectations (since my danchou rarely looks at chronogenesis anyway)
>>727783961no
>>727784284this is why no one likes /v/ma
>>727784247>Spanking
>>727784284Not true, im in /v/mapyoi!!!!
>>727784284Teiobro btw
>>727783961Endgods
95087215Another
>>727784247$BIJN just became even more worthless
>>727784214It's okay, im on the same boat. Our time will come
>>727778564NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU
>2nd>2nd>11th>3rdRYAN HATE
>>727784425YEPPERS
my $YEPPERS.....
>>727783357it's a reference to when AI sloppa was cute and not devilish technology
>>727784320this is what happens when you glue an uma
Speaking of clubs, who has a spot open? Just curious
>>727784348>I fucking misread sparking
>>727778564https://umamusu.wiki/El_Condor_PasaNot bad
>>727784469>>727784478
>>727784548Technically ASTER though they already recruited someone, other than that all full
Do certain races have hidden RNG conditions?
>>727784548/v/agabond
Janny still having a melty?
>>727784713Oh no she's a furry
>>727784689Nah, full. Room could be made depending if an ID is posted.
>>727784713
>>727782176The final boss.
15426487 Keep them coming
>>727784417>>727783961Ty for hostingGold ship appears to be the way
>>727784713Tickezo is big but not THAT big
>>727785000ticket's big tickets
>>727784858Reminder theres an uma with 11 G1 wins, fraudmon eye isn't even the best
>>727785000Not after I’m done with her
>>727785000it's after her fifth pregnancy
>>727784548der/v/ can make a spot for you if you post your ID
>>727785000>not THAT bigShe should have bigger tits and act sluttier then
>>727785067Nobody cares about d*rt races.
>my shit tier golshi keeps getting good results>taishit either fails the witcheck or gets brocked
B-bwos...this actually a good run, but...
>>727785157S-Surely im not the one in the chopping block right danchode?
>>727785157Are we really kicking someone?
>>727785067>dirterunironically doesn't count. Not like more G1s = better anyway, there's a bunch of factors that go into that and no keibafag will ever say that Almond Eye is the best horse of all time, she's not even the best of her generation lol
>>727785000At it again, are we Narita Taishin?
>>727784889That Biwa couldn't hold her big head...
>>727785265yeah (you)
>>727785250Just click middle. I tried Turf Bitches a few times on already failed runs, and I lost them all. 5 double circles won't save you, let alone less than that.
>>727785072>>727785142Ok, I concede, go ahead
>>727785250Post results.
>>727785265unless you want this guy to keep logging in every exactly 3 days to avoid being taken to room 101
>>727785250DO NOT PURSUE
>>727785254Don't worry, anon, just close your eyes for a moment.
61201152
>>727785380>>727785382>>727785430Always gamble every time
>>727785412Oh, justified
>>727785460JOBPERORBROS... SHARTQUEENSISTERS... GOLDSHITTYSIBLINGS... PEGASUSFAMILIARS...
>JP wondering why Global would want to gas their Umas.
>>727775131Fenomeno is made for tomboy humiliation with girly dresses and cute things
Dirt races are actually really kino
Oh my god, this was almost perfect. Maybe it's fine just being a generic good medium racer for all medium CMs.
>>727785460>Only loss was to OguriAs in PEAK
>>727785412DEPLOYING THE NEO-COWBOYS
>>727785412I had a period like this last month as well, but I tried to at least communicate my situation
>>727785634>that wit>no gold recoveries (when she even has an innate one)>groundwork is impossible to proc>bad mid-race skillsthat's dogshit anon
>>727785671>communicateExactly, that's all people ask for.
>>727778564Got Fatty Akebono
>>727785000Imagine being Taishin, spending your whole day with Biwa and Ticket, looking at Ticket who who easily mogs you and then at Biwa whose bossom is even more ridicilous, then Biwas sister shows up, Brian, her jugs swaying from side to side, rivaling Biwa's Haya and Hide, after a day of being mogged by three titty monsters she returns to her room and hears heavy footsteps, with dread she knows its her roomate, Creek, who carries downright torpedoes on her chest, swaying from side to side with more milk than Taishin could ever hope to product, what's worse is her love for hugs, smothering Taishin with her gigantic child-feeders
>>727785721That groundwork will proc just not at the ultra beginning.
>>727785637As in PICK*
41736196Another
>>727785721It's for medium races. You don't need 1200 STM + 3 gold recoveries. Nice nature does nothing
>>727785812... you want to tell us something, anon?
>>727785853yeah maybe in TT, even for the next CM she'll die in the final stretch
Pequod status?
Well?
Is this a good spark if both parents are 3* Stamina?
>>727785907Ready to sail
>>727785907taking a break during longslop
>>727785812 super creek breastfeeding taishin, taishin she’ll get bigger tits from drinking all that milk (she only gets slightly chubby)
>>727785924The navel window is entirely unnecessary and ought to be removed entirely.
>>727785941The pink is a shame but this is really good
AIIIIEEE MY $CREK IS PLUMMETING!!!!!!!
>>727785924the only reason why i use McQueen alt from time to time. also will be sparking on the Nee-chan cheerleader outfit
>>727785584Once Bro, Furioso, Hokko, Wonder Acute and others show up, its gonna get fun, but its long ways from there so we're stuck with just Dumb Falcon, Haru and Digitan, sure there are Condor and Oguri, but who raises their dirt to A?
>>727785941I don't care for aptitudes for a set role, but it looks serviceable8* stats are good enough
>>727785812Breast envy is so KINO
>>727785941>Corner Recovery 1>Nimble Navigator 1It's okay
>>727785634And the sparks...
Can a keibafag explain why it's easier to win in dirt?
Why does anyone care about Nice Nature? All she does is debuff everyone during races.
>>727785907I only have one ace and all my King Halo runs have been gutter tier, so maybe I’ll just join Seiun and do nothing.
>>727786120Not a Keibafag but its easyLess competition due to lack of prestige in Japan
>>727785985You are gay, I'm afraid.
>>727786120no one trains for it in Japan so it's less prestigious, doesn't mean it's like that in the rest of the world. The US mainly trains for dirt so their dirt horses are much stronger than the average, which is why ebayan's win is so incredible
>>727786120Its easier to win in la liga than in the premier league, simple as
>>727786140Because debuffs screw over anyone without extra stats
>>727786140because shes cute, thats why
>>727785976>BE>WGHot
>>727786140I just think she’s nice
>>727786215>Names two farmers leagues
>>727786275Its in her nature
>>727786227HOOFNVKE
>>727786140She is nice and cute and evil and gives me free friend squid
80087360Anotha, that onther Taishin with S on long lost because of Rice's red skill I think and maybe a slight power/speed diff in stats
>>727786120Dirt and Turf is just visual preference. In Japan Dirt is frowned upon so there's less investment and stakes in horses that (could) do well in it so it's easier for one horse to stand above others when it comes to Dirt. In Japan again.Many of Japans better horses were Dirters that also proved themselves on Turf. Cyboss' own Uma is a Dirt Machine.
>>727786140I vibe with her imposter syndrome and old hag ways
About to do her story for the first time, what am I in for?
>>727786497>mood down
I recently thought that Umas could sometimes neigh when laughing or after an involuntary reaction and that'd be pretty cute and hilarious
>>727775131I can't believe how much Meno has grown on me. Easily one of my favourites now
>>727786120Japan's Dirt scene plays second fiddle to Turf, so I imagine unless you're going to go balls to the wall and plan to run the horse internationally there's less effort that gets put into it generally.
>>727786497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk-7Bzu-s3s
How could anyone not like Natie?
>>727785976>>727786230What outfit would chubby Narita Taishin wear? Asking for a friend haha
>>7277865672028 btw
>>727775359How about a cute pink idol outfit?
>>727786582i think she's a loser
>>727786421Actually, i was playing her career, and only now got her secret event where she tells you that "well youve told me we were going to do some races" and suggest two G3s, and id you do them, you get another event where shes training on her own, and you will do your best for her which was a super cute moment. God, her careers is amazing
>>727786671Behead all teiobros
>>727786582I'm a Mayanostan so Natie had to take the hit in my ranking
>>727786582Hark! Behold the malefactor witch herself! Wearing the guise of saintly maidenhood, she hides her wickedness and beguiles unwitting trainers to help her attain greater and darker powers yet!To the pyre with the sorceress! the witch! the bride of trainer san!
>>727786671Get bumped, shitass.
>>727786671Teio stocks at rock bottom
>>727786675Yeah its cute, but at the same time to do them I have to give up on ruining Teio's dreams so each time I get that even where she suggests races I have to consider whether or not its worth ruining Teio's own careerI end up just tossing a coin
>trying to find a pic of Rice doing the Majin Vegeta thing and blowing up the stands for a shitpost last night>realize I never saved it when these threads posted it weeks agoI'm a moron, anyone able to help my moron ass out?
>>727786642Gold Family Christmas Episode is top tier so far.
I'll like Natie once I get her outfit, the default one is so ass. Plus it'd fit Christmas
Why is the tiara less prestigious than the derby? They're all fucking girls
>>727786797Imagine how hard Teio would cry if she saw Symboli praising Nice Nature and congratulating her for achieving her own dream
It's nice that there's an uma for everyone. That's one of the best parts about this game
>>727786845As a famous retard once said, WOMEN ONLY GET IN THE WAY
>>727786881Fenomeno where?
>>727786875Meanwhile Teio got her third fracture and is foreverially turned into glue for McQueen's arts and crafts activities.
>>727786889You talkin bout Tamamo Cross?
74762347Fucking hell, why was my Taishin at the back and skipped pump
>>727786845>They're all fucking girlsIncorrect, they're all fucking me
>>727786845DAHBY is the goal that all umas should strive for.
>>727786827Here you go.
>>727786845Mares are generally weaker outside of the rare exceptions like Almond, Vodka, Gentil. The Tiara races are also all mile/short medium so there's not the massive jump to 3000m race that Triple Crown demands.
>>727786671KILL TEIOFAGS, BEHEAD TEIOFAGS, ROUNDHOUSE KICK A TEIOFAG INTO THE CONCRETE, SLAM DUNK A TEIOFAG BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN, LAUNCH TEIOFAGS INTO THE SUN, TOSS TEIOFAGS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES, DROWN TEIOFAGS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE, FEED TEIOFAGS TO ALLIGATORS, SLICE TEIOFAGS WITH A KATANA!
>>727786845As Rudolf once said when Vodka won the Derby "Now no one will underestimate the mares ever again"To this day, no one who was in that room had any idea what she was talking about
>>727786845You answered your own question. Stallions are generally more performative than mares. Triple tiara is more of a "fuck my mare for loadsemone" sign.
>>727786845The crown and tiara are equally as prestigious in the uma verse
>>727786881Having come from another gacha with ten million characters, it's got pros and cons.If your favorite isn't popular enough, she'll wallow in the pits of being a literal who and rarely get content.
>>727778564>FenomenoWell, fuck...
>>727786140Wife Nature
>>727786951That's just how it goes with Taishin. She needs to hit at least 2 accels and not get blocked on a corner that's easy to get blocked on while working up from last place.
>>727775131God I love mamechin
>>727787104I find it hilarious how every character not named Teio in Natie's career is trying to get her and her trainer to hook up
>>727776959He was made a member of the mountain police of his city after a couple of years where he did produce offspring but wasnt quite the stallion he was expected to be. He got castrated and served for a bit then they made him a trainer for foals.
>>727787160I like to imagine that when you win hot springs in the raffle, you never actually won it, its just that the guy in charge of the raffle rigged it in her favor
Who'll be the punching bag once Seiunlets get Seiun? Probably Teiofags
>>727787090Oh no
>>727787104Waifu Neicha...
>>727787036to be fair, the biggest content(s) an uma could get are: main story chapter> Alt outfit> be a part of an event.i for one am really glad that often older umas sing new songs, and a lot of umas have their own song from the winnubg live and starting gate albums
>>727787160Never thought id care about for (You) bullshit but I agree it was super nice, are there any other careers with heavy romantic implications?
>>727786974Thanks bwo, have a Vega for your help.
>>727787262Considering her near supernatural ability to only get third place prizes, that is surprisingly plausible.
>>727787263Cafebros are starting to get bad, same with heliosbros
>>727787275In Taishin's hot springs raffle Biwa pretty much silences Ticket and has them both fuck off so Taishin has no choice but to invite (you) there
41513963I want Cafe already
>>727787263nothing will changeteiobros have always been the most oppressed posters on /v/ma
>>727787275Super Creek. (You) and her get called a married couple well before the careers end and make Tamamo Cross have a melty due to being so lovey dovey.
>>727787160Marvelous' involvement is hilarious. The most grounded Uma has the most ungrounded Uma for a roommate.
>>727787263I've seen the future, i know what will happen>The megabanner comes>Seiunlet prime and his forces of evil get her, the seiunlet race goes extinct>Newfags get interested post megabanner and with the first anniversary coming up>A new generation of seiunlets is born
>>727787458If only you saged in that one thread...
>Nee-chan GODS ITThere, have a song by Nice Naturehttps://youtu.be/EjhDmcSTBKw
>>727787482She sends her to the whack ass marvelous dimension for her own sick twisted amusement. She makes poor Natie dance like a clown while under her power. And while they're studying together
>>727786671I look like this and say this
>>727786497Tenno Sho Spring
>>727787479I love Creek so much, is she a better pace option than Tachyon for Libra?
Anyone got that Nice Nature ASMR video? Asking for a friend.
>>727787458punished teioan uma denied her pr
>>727787646She can easily get stamina, has inbuilt Maestro at potential 5 AND Pure Heart is very good, so sure, she's good
>>727787646Arguably, tachyons heal can proc late in the race and creek has a much bigger heal. Both are good though
>>727787479>>727787646My favorite part of Creek's career is when Tamamo jokingly threatens to beat (You) up and Creek takes her seriously and scares the Umalet
Any people with foresight(tm) itt? does Marvelous Sunday send us, the torena, to the marvelous dimension at anypoint? might pull for her if she does
>>727787552>A new generation of seiunlets is bornKEK, that'd be hilarious, but she has a rerun with Brian around next summer, perfect time for it
>>727787646No, it's really hard to leverage her big heal unique into an actual win. In theory you can build less stamina but since we're speed capped you can't turn that saved stamina into a meaningful winning tactic. Tachyon having a long lasting speed boost helps more.
>>727787693Yeah here you go.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo
>>727787757You somehow witness her sending Nature there (Twice, once in her career, once in MARVELOUS' Wit card) and Transporting Daiwa Scarlet to what might be Umahell to spook her
>>727787458the teioposter cries out in pain as he kicks you
>>727787824yes, im aware of that. i was more so interested in her story chapters/career mode
>>727784548HotUmaGlue!
What's the marvelous dimension?
>>727787646Not really, standard Creek has more stamina regen from her skill but Tachyon has speed on top of stam regen. Basically depends on what you have more problems with. If you get Stamina requirement easily you go for Tachyon. If you get Speed requirement easily go for Creek.Mummy unique is kinda meh
>>727787693Search Nice Nature video call
>>727787584
>>727787813Liar
>>727787803>That webmOH MY GOD THOSE THINGS CAN'T BE REAL
33525303And another
>>727787931mobileposting, hope it works
>>727787909Apparently she commits an act of terrorism sends a stadium full of people there at some point in her career
>>727787970YOU JUST GOT DOTO'D
>>727787912Marvelous sunday is some kind of weird eldritch abomination that can warp reality, she has her own pocket dimension where everything is MARVELOUSThis isnt a joke
What if Nice Nature was betrayed and trapped in the marvelous dimention for a thousand years?
>>727787912Marvelous Sunday's Domain Expansion/ Noble Phantasm/ Reality Marble.She uses it to benefit her fellow racers by sending them into it and making them do funny dances, or in Daiwa Scarlet's case, giving her a glimpse of hell cause she asked to be scaredIt is straight up magic, and never explained.
>>727787803I hope Super Creek places in the next episode.
>>727787803Those are some fucking honkers
>>727788050Her average morning then?
>>727788019>_2FYou gotta convert the _ to %
>>727787803>>727787925Damn, so what CM could I give her some better use in?
>>727787981Well she's third biggest in the game.
>>727788019>filenameYour browser replaces % with _. It has no sound since the link doesnt work.
Marvelous Dimension vs TsukuyomiWho wins?
>>727788050Someone redraw this with neicha
>>727788192Creek does things to me, I love her
>>727788172This one or the arima KINO one
Is having 600 speed by early senior year bad?
>>727788216Marvelous no diffs.
>>727788216Marvelous Dimension works without chakra and is an actually completely different universe that can affect multiple people.
She knows that Kawakami isn't, like, her child, right?Like she has two parents already, its been made perfectly clear
>>727788385That is not bakushin
>>727788385not really
>>727788193>>727788167noted. so, like this?
>>727788385600-700 speed is what I aim for senior, then 900 by last summer
>>727788454King halo just has a strong maternal instinct, which is why trainer san shows her the joys of nakadashi every day.
>>727788454King is 2nd behind Creek in terms of Maternal Instinct
>>727788454King Halo was Kawakami Princess's sire irl, Cygames choosing to go towards this direction is probably intentional, and Kawakami is kinda dumb and impulsive.
>>727788454She sorta just adopts umas
>>727788406Aw what cute fanart, wonder what else artist madeOh...oh dearThis isn't christian content, there is literally nothing but R-18 art! Except for like a few islands that are mostly Nice Nature drawings
>>727788472>>727788486Yeah I'm just trying to figure out why capping speed is so hard. I aim for 600 speed in early Senior, 900-950 speed after Senior Summer, and hopefully 1150 after URA. I could try and get 800 speed in early Senior, but that often comes at the expense of my stamina/power
>>727788620Is Spe like that with her kids as well?
>>727788590>>727788602>>727788620>>727788642So this is the Halo Army huh? Not bad. Not bad at all.
>>727788690Training speed should also give you decent power, so long as you're above 900 power you are good.
31818327Last test for now, might need an emergency Goldship or something
URA in Aoharu gives a lot less speed right? Like barely above 30, I noticed it recently and it sucks so much
>>727788748>Implying the chud cares
Umas with big tits are the only Umas that should exist.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1-yDuf56tW4
>>727788768By my estimation Halo Army is made up of around 5-7 umasThere is Haru Urara, Cesario, Rhein Kraft, Fushichi Pandora, Kawakami and TorenahThen there is Bob-cut Uma and Cat-Eyed Uma but those are NPCs
>>727788814Ura in aoharu gives i think slightly under 50
>>727788748Spe's kids give her free food and shit, its completely backwards
>>727788863This is cafe slander
>>727788885Imagine getting your ass kicked by all of them because you called King a second rate or lower Uma
>>727788602I would argue its stronger, because while Creek babies Oguri Gang, Kingu all but adopts them and acts as their mentor, sometimes for others too like DigitanI assume its to show her mom that she is better than her at being a mom
>>727788814The post-race rewards are the same so like +11~13 each, but you probably won't get any stats from the reporter. Also Akikawa only gives you +10 to all stats since she gives you a skill as opposed to +15, but you also get like +8 to everything or whatever for winning the last Unity race
How have the test rooms gone /v/ros? I've been keeping up with king of /v/ so I haven't had much time to test
teiobro btw
>>727788863WRONG
>>727788863If everyone is a cow then no one is. There must be balance between cowtits and flatties for both to be able to shine
Not looking good for cafebros!
>>727788748In general the direct kids IRL are very anamorous with their Uma equivalent. So teio admires Rudolf, Lilac admires the Tyrant, etc. etc. This is regardless of each Umas' personality.This is the reason why all of the Gold Family LOVE Stay Gold even though she does jackshit with them except cause more chaos.
>>727789087What's even the point of her? Does she do anything in the future or get a stat-gain buff to make getting her friendship up worthwhile or is she forever just kinda there?
>>727789148I can fix her.
>>727788863Akebono is ridiculously stacked oh my
>He's backLmao mindbroken
>>727789239...and then Suzuka woke up.
what is the point of doing that anyway? the threads past bump limit
>>7277887937/9
Don't even reply lmao, just r word and move on
>>727789239WAKE UP SUZUKA!!!
>>727789225Couldn't tell you, you'll have to ask a JPfag
>>727787458I'll stop slandering Teio's posters when Tazuna gives me the last 14 goddamn pieces I need to unlock her.
Scat at bump limit? Daring today, aren't we?
>>727789225She's just....there for the occasional +5 in stats, at least she cures slacker
marvelous sunday... ruined...
>ywn have this
>>727789116End closers have been strong as usual, rooms have been mostly free of competent Golships.Whoever has long S and breaks free of the pack tends to win on the final stretch.
I hate AIslop
>>727789438Nah, the Sundays been pretty marvelous so far
>>727789295He's a mindbroken pagpag muncher that spent 15 hours the other day spamming AIslop and scat. You can't reason with him. Just treat him like an animal chimping out for no discernible reason.
>>727789438Do not worry, it will soon be monday
>>727789439What is the appeal of pocket?
>>727788863>That height difference between Creek and Marvelous/InariI'm imagining
>>727789562
>>727789559A stripper, but with ear piercing yelling
>>727789201Yeah I know, but I wonder how involved others are in careers of their kidsKing seems to always be there in Kawakami's and Kawakami shows up A LOT in her career, Rudolf has some interactions with Teio but she seems hands off, no clue what Overfe(?) is like with Lilac tho
>>727788885There's more than 7. It wasn't just bobcut and cateye when you go through the King callout event.
>>727789653Well those are the only ones known as individuals, I don't count vague mass of King's Followers
>>727789636Well has any JPbro in this thread played through orfevres or liliacs career?
>>727789559flat, call you Aibo
48856126 libra cm testing
>>727789116Does Sekiro have a shot this year? I've been playing the fuck out of that masterpiece in between Uma careers
>>727789739Is Lilac even playable?
>>727789739Liliac isnt even out yet
>>727789808Not yet
>>727789295It really is curious why he waits till bump limit to do shit. Is there something that stops him from doing stuff earlier in his janny kit or is it just that we always hit bump limit whenever he's called away from his machine.
>>727789804enjoy, last several bosses are all gigakino
>>727789559She's cool as fuark.
>>727789804Not looking good for wolf...
>>727789884No way he's a janny. He's just a mindbroken, lifeless schizo
>>727789884>he waitsis this not the first time he does it at bump limit? id presume he just woke up
Who we supporting /v/ma?
>>727789892I'm at the carp, taking my sweet ass time with this game. Once I finish it I'll pick up my STALKER playthrough where I left it
>>727789295did something happen? I just saw the thread
>>727790001Eggman has good OC, though idk how id feel about sonic twice in a row when they rigged queen.
>>727790056shitposting literal
>>727790056seamonkey was spamming scat again, keep calm and carry on
>>727790056nothing, threads good until bump limit then scat shows up and got deleted.
>>727790074sonicniggers cheated Goldship out so fuck them
>>727789068>its to show her mom that she is better than her at being a momThat's it, it's an integral part of her character and I'm surprised how many people missed it, thats why they paired her with urara
>>727790056poop posts, dont check the archives if youre eating>>727790013get ready fir gigakino then
>>727789884>>727789946He does play the game, he's just really shit kek, he posted his cards and some Umas and they were terrible lmao. He also couldn't save for his waifu and got mad after rolling without a spark
>>7277897793/9
>>727790150was he the jeet who didn't know what a spark was?
>>727790056Things you missed this thread >Game discussion>Test rooms>Der/v/ (A) has a spot open for anyone that posts ID>Neicha love>Mindbroken schizo spammed scat and then got banned
>>727790248>Game discussionwhat skills are a must for scorpio?
>>727790160chowayo>>727790142yeah, her caring for other umas is really nice character writing imodesu
>>727789973I'm accounting for all the past bump limit deletions and shadow realmings. He'd be there early or even through the middle of the thread and then just a little after bump limit he pops up with the pointless seething. I'd be satisfied with him being a witlet as an answer if he only shows up at the end of the thread but the frequent inaction when he finds it early and his bump limit shit doesn't make sense in any way.
>>727790193Yup Yup! Not in any of the clubs either. Just an outsider.
>>727789779>Digitan WBased. I can't get her to proc long sparks on any of my attempts.
>>727790343> Tokyo / Turf / 2,000m (Medium) / Left-handed / Fall / Weather: Rain / Turf: Soft>RainHm...get a bit more stamina than usual
>>727789487> He's a mindbroken pagpag muncher that spent 15 hours the other day spamming AIslop and scat. You can't reason with him. Just treat him like an animal chimping out for no discernible reason.
>>727789779results
>>727790451More importantly guts, im aiming for a minimum of 500, the last spurt is fucking brutal and you need guts to survive it
>>727790469You know we know it's you right
>>727790515Guts you say?
>>727790487Golshi bros... Did we get punked?
>>727790469LmaoDestroyed that fat basement dwelling subhuman gachabrain
Are cow bikinis too trite for a drawing? Asking for a friend haha
>>727789487>pagpag muncherwhat?
did my first actual fan run today. theyre a great source of sparks! is anything of this actually worthwhile? assuming i could use tachyons event to get blue spark upgraded later on
>>727790606No.
>>727790606No, we encourage it
>>727790469>Ban evadingLOOOOOOLYou lost
>>727790606you're fine as long as the drawing is good
>>727790606We love tasteful lewds
>>727790606there's even a designated cow uma
>>727790609The poorest of all SEAfags eat pagpag. Which is a dish made from fast food from the trash. Literally.
>>727790606Dantsu Flame PR is about to skyrocket
>>727790606Cow print is fucking amazing, I hope it's for Creek
Rudolf done! Tachyon is next!
>>727790707What am I supposed to do with a SINGLE piece of cheese?
>>727790634>Finale 2>Satsuki Sho 2 (Power)>Tenno Spring 2 (Stamina)It's a pretty good generic spark brought down by the Blue I'd say, the skills are whatever
>>727790606DRAWGOOOOOODS!!! DRAW SUZUKA IN A COW BIKINI, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!
>>727790726whatever that is, so the scat guy is a SEAfag huh.
>>727790606DRAW-SAMA PLEASE, LET IT BE AKEBONO
>>727790843D-Danchou...
>>727790824You get daily cheese rations, piece of cheese in the morning, homemade(?) shredded cheese for lunch and I think a bottle of milk for the evening
>>727790843>Flattie>Cow printFuck off
>>727790824Cheese it
>>727790894Nothing but an animal lmao, ignore him and r word when you see him, simple as
>>727790937D-Does she make the cheese?
Is there a good guide for mid game? Everything I search up is for brand new players, I am gunuinely retarded and need something I can read that hold my hand on making good high tier umas
>>727791023Ask next thread mambro
>>727790937She probably has a milking machine in her dorm right? Fuck I wish I could draw
>>727791023>mid gameThis isn't some rpg game bro
>>727791023learn to identify a highroll like a true gambler
>>727791023Just witmax bwo
>>727790952flattie humiliation is kino
>>727791023We'd be happy to help next thread, unfortunately we are at page 10
>>727791046We have so many drawgods one is bound to take the request if you ask
Special week board btw, check this 5
>>727791023>mid gamewell pretty much read gametora and you should be fine lol. read the docs too.
>>727791186NOT LOOKING GOOD!!!!!
>>727790609Dont worry he is mentally ill.He describes here >>727790726what his mother eats daily which is why he knows so much about itLiterally just an animal
>>727791068This guy gets it
>>727791068COW PRINT IS FOR TITCOWS FIRST. Don't appropriate it
>>727791186You mean TEIO! Board, with this 3!!!!
>>727791197>the docsAh yes of course the docs, the ones everyone has read
this thread REEKS
>>727791186This post was made by a Fukutard
Im brown and use ESL and no one loves me....
>>727791125I feel like it's too lewd. And I don't like begging to drawfags, feels inappropriate
>>727791186>>727791327Watch this 7 and witness the power of Shiraoki-sama!
