>The _____ are silent. _____ bleeds. New _____ stir.Alright where are they going with this?
>>727776130The regal are silent. Inspiring bleeds. New thickness stir.
>>727776130the toilets are silent. asshole bleeds. new bowel movements stir
Anons, /v/, fags
i don't know. just wait week to find out and remember to buy lots of doritos and mountain dew to go with your ad watching experience
the gods are silent, Tamriel bleeds, new enemies (more daedra) stir
The Kojimas are silent. Kojima bleeds. New Kojimas stir.
lmao skeleton orgy
>>727776130Zanzibart... Forgive me...
i'm trying to sneak around, but my thickness keeps stirring the populace
>>727776130Its 100% "The Gods are silent" typical video game writing
>>727776130The Doritos are silent. Mountain dew bleeds. New double EXP weekends stir.
>>727776559Phil has probably been on Todd’s ass and made them actually work on the game
The mods are silent, 4chan bleeds, new ownership stir.
I want it to be Altered Beast because that would be the most disappointing thing.
>>727776130The Muppets are silent. Kojima bleeds. New Doritos x Mountain Dew stir.
Its the next Divinity game from Larian, Action RPG. Not OS3 but an actual continuation of Divinity 2
>>727776751All they need to do is have the 3 big studios working on it. No need to outsource anything outside of Bethesda HQs.
>>727776130Game journalist have said it's something big and exciting, which means it's fuck all and nothing to get excited about
Geoff sure knows how to effortlessly create hype.
>>727776920Jeff Doritos say this shit every single year. The real last big reveal was Cyberpunk 2077 in 18 or was it 19?
RICOCHET TWOOOOOO
>>727776130Do people really like this shit>Ooooh, are they going to talk about a new video game?! So mysterious!Just release it or don't, who cares
>>727776130simple, ur mum.
>>727776964In the sense that they don't put effort into the products.
>>727776751>>727776914If you look at the history of that company, they've never been competent at making a proper product, they just tumble around but manage to execute good ideas
Knowing Keighley, it’s going to end up being an announcement for some sequel to some dogshit AA game. Forspoken 2, probs
>>727776920Jason said it was good. Jason also said last game awards that there would be two things that would make people go "holy shit". It is going to be crap
>>727776130I literally do not give a shit about any new games or the game advertisements show.
>>727776130ok Larian changed their twitter handle to divinity briefly and then changed it back. this will be used to announce a new divinity kickstarter campaign
>The profits are silent. Wallet bleeds. New remakes stir.
>>727778079brown people will be upset at you for not participating in their pointless flamewars over which GOTY nominee ate the least amount of feces
>>727776301kek
The SKOOKS are silent. DINNER bleeds. New PINGAS stirs.
How much you want to bet that it will be for some gay Diablo 4 battlepass or a mediocre qestern soulsclone
>>727776130i dont fucking care it's going to be total dogshit
>>727776130The mods are silent.Jannies bleedNew trolls stir
>>727776130I really hope for you guys this is a new IP instead of an established one because the fact you can't agree on what this videogame this monument represents is a show on how generic the videogames you enjoy are
>>727781156I don't care if it's a new or old ip as long as it's a good game.
The beasts are silent. Oedon bleeds. New nightmares stir.
>>727776130THE HILLS ARE SILENTBORNE-BLEEDSNEW VEGAS STIRS
>>727776130The farts are silent. Vagina bleeds. New ancient evils stir.
>>727776130just steal that shit. the only one who could stop you would be the company owning the statue
Hype marketing is some of the gayest shit on earth. I hate it so much.
>>727776130That's a vagina.
>>727776130
>>727776130The wallets are silent. Profit bleeds. New lay-offs stir.
>>727776130Buy an ad.
Old 4chan would have found the coordinates of this thing, someone would have gone out and found it and we could have defaced or destroyed it.
>>727776130Geoff's excitement over this tells me it cant possibly be Elden Ring
>>727777839did the pajeet jannies really get triggered by this?
>>727781419>everything i don't like is reddit
THE SOUL STILL BURNS
>>727776130That design looks very Skyrim and that crocodile could be a deadroth and another looks like a troll, but it also looks like AI because the monument has a plasticy render look while the palm tree and desert look real.
>>727776130It's divinity 3
>>727776130The God's are silent. ???? bleeds. New ashes stir.Each new clue makes me somehow less interested.
>>727782315THE UPVOTES ARE SILENT
>>727776130It's Lord's of the Fallen 2
>>727782535Sounds like more God of War trash.
>>727776130>The Forebears are silent. Hammerfell bleeds. New enemies stir.
>>727782667I can see this unfortunately.
>>727776130another AAAslop game that wont come out for another 5 years, woohoo!
>>727776130JewsAmerica bleedsmiddle east war
>>727776130The heavens are silent. Sanctuary bleeds. New evils stir.It's clearly Diablo IV DLC.
>>727776130Silence of the Zanzibarts
>>727782315thanks for the gold kind stranger
>>727777306big announcement last time was VTech shooter adventures in space
>>727776130I don't care, it's more fromslop
>>727776130Its just Lords of the Fallen 2.You are going to be massively disappointed.
>>7277822124chan never "found the coordinates", you were lied to by sloptubersalso it's already confirmed to be Altered Beast, so idk why retards keep guessing
>>727776130>The scrolls are silent. Tamriel bleeds. New daedra stir.
>>727776130The diaspora is silent. Israel bleeds. New retribution stirs
>>727784169>Election tourist says things he never knew about prior to the YouTube video he watched never happened I know what (You) are.
>>727776130The vaginas are silent. Vagina bleeds. New vagina stir.
It's TES.>butIt's TES
>>727776301SPBP
The gods are silent, source bleeds, new enemies stirdivinity original sin 3Divinity original sin 2 ps5 / xbox series X fancy 60 fps versions will shadow drop at the same time as the announcement
>>727776130The combine soldiers are silent. Gordon Freeman bleeds. New hope stir.
The graves are silent. Beast bleeds. New alters stir.
>>727776130Whatever this is, it will be underwhelming.
>>727784963Who would want this?
>>727776130The gods are silent. Rome bleeds. New beast stir
>>727776130The FINGERS are silent. MARIKA bleeds. New DEMIGODS stir.
>>727776130the blood are silent. borne bleeds. new II exclusivele to nintendo switch 2 stir.
>>727784819>New hope stir.try again, esl
>>727784819>badly framed leakSick of this trope.
>>727785223Fine. New niggers stir.
>>727785107The sega advertising division.
>>727776130The hollows are silent. The Dark Soul bleeds. New flames stir.
>>727776130The souls are silent.Sol bleeds.New realities stir.
why would you pull this type of stunt for anything other than a long expected title like TES or Fromsoft shit?
>>727786150The Merge is on.
>>727776130The scammers are silent. The sar bleeds. New benchod stir.
>>727776130The women are silent. Vagina bleeds. New complaints stir.
>>727776130>>The Goys are silent. Neo Vagina bleeds. New Xir stir.
>>727784046it's not
>>727776130>>727776559I would be surprised if it was TES. Bethesda doesn't do stunts like this.
>>727786367lol
>>727776130>The gates are silent. Heaven bleeds. New evil stir.Hellgate London 2
>>727776130>the FBI are silent>Children bleed>New Epstein files stirWTF RAIMI
>>727787119Sad, I hoped for another good Soulslike. But maybe it is some new Soulslike IP
>>727776751As long as they kept Emil as far away from it as possible
not going to watch this bullshitnice try though
>>727776130The I WANT TO are silent.FUCK bleeds.New WHITE KORRA stir.
>>727778172Underrated
>>727776130>>The FARTS are silent. ASSHOLE bleeds. New SHITS stir.
>>727776130>The gods are silent. Destiny bleeds. New fates stir.That's the level that video game writing is at.
>The bots are silent. 4chan bleeds. New boards stir.
Why the fuck would be Elder Scrolls? That's already been announced.
>727776130>The wymyn are silent. Tranny bleeds. New goyslop stirs.zero optimism anything good will be coming out next year, just like this past year of slop.
The NIGGERS are silent. NIGGER bleeds. New NIGGERS stir.
theyre resurrecting george floyd
>>727788613jeff kiggy here i'm cancelling the game awards because you leaked the reveal. you will be hearing from my lawyers
It's gonna be some gay shit like God of War
Did everyone forget that there were leaks that said FromSoft are working on a new game that isn't Duskbloods and its meant to come out in 2026? It's codenamed FMC. Diablo 4, GoW and TESVI got deconfirmed and Jason Schreier said this is a "good one". So its now some literally who game.It's a new FromSoft game
>>727788921>So its nownot*
the weiners are silent. butthole bleeds. new homos stir.
>>727776130This must be the next Sonic game!
>>727788613Niggers could be here, he thought
i promise you its going to be something stupid that's going to piss everyone off
This guerilla marketing is so gay and cringe that it's 100% a Sony game.
>>727776782thisall the "gamers" would be either clueless or pretend to be the biggest AB fans even before it came on Genesis
>>727782212It's a render you quarter-wit.
Whatever it is it will not live up to the hype and Geoff played you like a fiddle once again.
>>727776130Feels like Darkest Dungeon narration.
remember the black ops 7 trailer last year it had you all excited and then it turns out to be fucking call of duty and now we have a military game with a giant mech boss fight
>>727776130>the BITCHES are silent. BITCHES bleed. New BITCHES stir. duke nukem 5
>>727789859no it's a real statue. someone said it has electric hum too
Todd Howard here, we're collaborating with Fromsoft to make a game called Elder Souls. Call it slop, faggot I know you're gonna buy it. Bitch. Suck my fucking cock. Fuck you.
>>727790243>the BITCHES are silentHahaha, lmao, no such things and never happens
>>727790405that's why this time it's different... they finally shut the bitches up! now we can game
>>727790279Nigga...U dumb
> it ends up being some live service slop that dies in a few months
>>727776130>The WE are silent. WUZ bleeds. New KANGZ stir.
>>727776130Logically, the censored words should be so recognizable that everyone would immediately know what it is if they were included. Not necessarily true, but that’s how it should be, which makes me think TES.
>>727790309Thank you, I will now pay $120 at launch and $60 for DLC and $50 for the eventual yearly "Mogh's Vacation Island Battlepass"
>>727776130>The bananas are silent. Banana bleeds. New bananas stir.
If this is Lords of the Fallen ill never trust any of these jews again to hype anything ever
Isn't this teasing the equivalent to Geoff admitting that nobody cares about the show itself?
>retards still thinking it's TEScan't wait to laugh at you fags
The Gods are silent. Pain bleeds. New beasts stir.SEGA PRESENTS - ALTERED BEAST. 2026
>>727791008that ship sailed a while ago
there will be redeeming lots and lots of redeeming
Bloodborne II: Animal Husbandry
>>727776130altered beast kino
>Schreier says it's not TESVIIt is TESVI.Bethesda hates him and refuses to disclose anything to him or anyone close to him.
inb4 its an official morrowind remake
Corporate guessing games are the new Wendy's social media banter. Don't play along with their bullshit.
>>727776130>The Republicans are silent. Trump bleeds. New Jews stir.
>>727776130>Politicians>Epstein>Island
>>727791910>Bethesda hates him and refuses to disclose anything to him or anyone close to him.If it was TESVI the information would leak and he would spoil it out of spite
>>727776130The gods are silentOlympus bleedsNew beasts stir
>>727776301Must be that Indian DS.
>>727790592Worse, it's Lords of the Fallen 2
>>727792509I'd play that I wanna fuck the shit out of that girl on the right.
>>727792680you need to be locked up
>>727792797ur a fagget
>>727776130games awards are just a wank service trying to be like oscars. even worse than what e3 had turned into
>>727792892idf rather be a faggot than a pedophile
>>727792917lol this guy wants to take dicks up his ass
>>727776130Good games made by good studios dont do this tacky shitThis will 100% be slop
>>727792980lol this guy want to rape literal toddlers
>No Legend of Dragoon Remake>No new Jak game>No new Legacy of Kain game>No new Deus Ex game>No new Castlevania>No new Soul Calibur>No Elder Scrolls 6>No Mass Effect 4Theres really nothing they could show here that I would care about.
>>727776130New TES Online expansion. Who cares?
>>727793047I'll fuck you too, zoomer boy, pucker up.
>>727793181im a 39 year old
>>727793223Sure you are. Are you even old enough to be here?Do you need a binky?
>>727776130>The Lords are silent. Ash bleeds. New embers stir.
>>727793086I'll go out on a limb and say one of those gets announced here. Don't worry frogposter, it's been long enough that one of the series most likely has something in the works by now.
The FARTS are silent. ASSHOLE bleeds. New HEMORRHOIDS stir.
>>727793086I just don't think any of those would engage in this type of marketing.It's not Fromsoft's M.O. either, I don't think, for everyone thinking it's ER2.The statue looks so cheap, the designs I mean. It's all so generic.
>>727777306Witcher 4 and a new Naughty Dog game are big holy shit announcements even if I don't care about them. We also got Okami 2 announced there. That's definitely a holy shit announcement for me.
>>727792680BASED
The angels are silent. Jews bleeds. New York stir.
>>727793931The tunnels are silent. New York bleeds. New jews stir.
The boys are silent. The woman bleeds. New arguments stir.
The Gods are silent. Olympus bleeds. New warriors stir.If it is Altered BEast.
>>727776130>Larian logo appears>everyone expects Divinity>they stopped working on the Baldur's Gate IP>...to take up Planescape Torment 2The planes are silent. War bleeds. New Nameless stir.
>>727776130Sounds like some stupid shit you would hear in the witcher
The indian men are silent. The child rape victim bleeds. New iPhone saar
>>727794380SHUT THE FUCK UP BOCO
>>727776964No one else really is doing this sort of shit anymore. Hence why everyone latches onto it. People love even thr most basic of ARG's
>>727794553Yes sir...
>>727781156How would making it a new IP be any better? That would just be another game to throw into this generic style lmao
>>727794457Hmm Silent. Something left a trail of blood on the floor. The drowners are stirring. Must be close.
>>727782212Old 4chan wouldn't deface or destroy it
>>727782212The location isn't a secret. It's in a populated area.
>>727794382I don't want another 5E game (and there's no way it's any other edition), Larian already pushed that shit system to its limit in Baldur's Gate, and besides, didn't they say that they're done working with Wizards? Just in general, not just BG sequels
It's the most generic couple of sentences that anything and everything fits into it. Well do Geoff
>>727782212it was already confirmed that it’s in joshua tree like a week ago. people have already found it. you’re slow and a faggot
>>727776130KH2 remake incoming !
I watched the “hype” trailer that Keighley made and it reminds me why I don’t like westoid normalfag vidya.
>>727776130The blood are silent. The borne bleeds. The 2 stir.
>>727776130>The niggers are silent. Niggers bleeds. New niggers stir
>>727795062Why hasn't anyone spray painted it with seed and feed then?
Kino>New FromSoft>Altered Beast>Devil May Cry>CastlevaniaMeh>God of War/Santa Montica new IP>Elder Scrolls VIShit>Diablo>Lords of the Fallen>Some literally who nobody expected
>>727776130>The chuds are silent. Neovagina bleeds. New regrets stir.
If people can't guess it correctly, doesn't that just show how generic it looks?
So you're telling me not a SINGLE person thought of flipping it over to see what's on the bottom?
>>727796792>If people can't guess it correctly, doesn't that just show how generic it looks?That's deliberate, it's viral marketing, if people immediately knew what it was they would just say "Oh it's X" and then stop talking about it, speculation drives more engagement
>>727776130Darksiders 4 gameplay trailer confirmed
>>727782212Its on the side of CA 62 right as you enter Yucca Valley coming from Joshua Tree / 29 Palms.
>>727787929Same.I care about this announcement but I will hear it secondhand like every year.
it’s witcher 4, you fucking morons
>>727796792Its just shows no one here plays games or we have too many fanboys. Anons have been comparing it to structures and design that make no sense like ER's and Saro's. The only that perfectly matches up is Darksiders 4, which released a TEASER a month ago but no one can see it because rollfags, testrannies, tendies and hippies havent played anything besides theirs series
a brave anon should social engineer their way into asking weta workshop what it is or who its for
>>727787924uh..didn't Veilguard's quest designer joined Bethesda to do quests as well? .. or am i mistaking it with another game
>>727796438Literally nobody gives a flying fuck about Altered Beast as a "franchise", why didn't you include it in the shit tier with the other Literally Whos?
>>727776130Can they just reveal what the fuck it is so everyone can shut the fuck up about the gay vagina eye statue?
>>727782212He literally just told you.
>>727782212>the average /v/ermin is so new that 2016 election tourism is now considered "old 4chan"grim
>>727776130The Jeets are silent. Loo bleeds. New feces stir.
>>727791008Even The Muppets made that joke. Statler and Waldorf said something like "Oh right, the awards, those things that keep getting in the way of more ads." And unlike Joel McHale's drunken ad-libs, there's no way Geoff didn't get final approval of the interstitial sketch scripts.
>>727776130When do we get to find out thats its TESVI?
>>727798058OMG the new game is Welcome to Joshua Tree sign!!!!!!! ive cracked the code!!!
>>727776782I second this just to see the butthurt, confusion and backlash. It'll be the boldest thing ever.
>>727797547This, at most I might catch the tail-end of the show live.
>>727799105I don't think the Muppet bits are approved by him. The one where they joke that his friendship with Kojima is one-sided resulted in him showing one of the most uncomfortable faces I've ever seen, you can't fake that shit.
>>727785291browns gotta farm engagement off other browns, you know how it is>captcha SARSY
>>727798058What's at CP Autoworks?
>>727796438>God of My Wife's Son/Anything from Santa MonicaYAWNNNNNNN>Altered BeastsZoom zooms everywhere will now pretend to know what that is>DmC6 I hope notAt least all your shit tier picks are correct
>>727797853you are correct.
>>727799996somethin cute and funny
>>727776130If it's something Geoff is personally hyping up, then it's probably Kojima's next game.
>>727793086>>No Legend of Dragoon RemakeThey'd ruin it somehowEven if the game was a total corridorfest again no way they'd replicate the style of the old prerendered backgrounds competentlyAnd they'd put more clothes on Meru
>>727782212>we
It's an Otogi reboot. We know it's Fromsoft.
>>727776130That armor is literally Kratos' armor from Ragnarok. It's the next God of War 100%
>>727776130Kings Field reboot
>>727776130The eternals are silent. Rivellon bleeds. New sources stir.
OH MY GOD I CRACKED THE CODEIT'S A NEW HYDLIDE
It's Divinity 3 but it's just gonna be Baulder's Gate 3 2 with Divinity paint.
>>727794382There is a version in your head that you want not the one that's actually released.
>>727776130The Gods? are silent. White Tower/niggerrfell/tamriel bleeds. New Hero/evil stirs. Thats my take if its TES.
>>727779451SWOOCE
>>727803640Divinity 2 had actually good combat system (-minus armor system) I would actually be up for this if they ditch the dnd 5e combat.
>>727776130the dragons are silentgrigori bleedsnew winds stirhttps://youtu.be/SZNbabKjKpA
>>727803317This? This would be based. The Hydlide series was way ahead of its time.
