Ill never get over this. They killed a beloved character for absolutely no reason, and none of you even care.
uh ohh look at me I'm BAITED into RESPONDING
what are we gonna do about it? send em a strongly worded letter?the truth is nintendo is in it's racist nationalist phase, that's why they're ditching the rare design among other thing, and that's why the letter is going into the bin unopened
>>727782427New is better
>>727782427>Ill never get over this.You'll get over it pretty quickly when you finally play Bananza and realize its the best DK game in ages and a celebration of the series
>>727782427They just made DK into a gooner
>>727782427You being absolutely, utterly BTFO by small, inconsequential changes is a prime marker for autism.
I don't really hate it. I like it actually.I do agree that the rare design is better and nintendo is bullshitting by saying rare DK can't be expressive.
>>727782816Nah.
Tbf that's nothing compared to what they turned pauline and her lore.
>>727782427I like the new design they just need to lower his brow a little and its perfect.
>>727782859>its the best DK game in agesI'm not speaking to the game's quality because I haven't played it, but it's literally the ONLY dk game in ages anon
>>727782427You're right, they did kill Kiddy Kong. WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE? AT THIS POINT THEY'LL ACKNOWLEDGE BLUSTER KONG BEFORE HIM
>>727782427Thats right. Those tea chugging cock suckers at Rareware RUINED Donkey Kong, and for their sin, they were cast down to Microsoft. I will NEVER forgive them.
>>727783089He appears but will never be acknowledged by name again because they made a deal out of advertising that he was named after P. Diddy
>>727782427I don't play BING BING WAHOO video games you fucking mongoloid.
>>>>NOOOOOOOO, THEY MADE DKS BROW WIIIDDEEE AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE NINTENDO WE DEMAND YOU CHANGE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!! WE WILL STOP YOU!!!
>>727782954Rare DK is very expressive in Smash 4 and Ultimate. At the risk of sounding like a lunatic rare dk was plenty expressive, he's kind of a dumbass so the vacant stare was part of the charm. Like there's nothing going on in his brain.
>>727783089DK's got his water-skipping now but it's something you will never use. This is the only acknowledgement we've gotten in the game but it's easy to miss
>>727783080Let me clarify. Its the best game since the original DKC trilogy on SNES, and also the first game developed by Nintendo's internal studios since jungle beat
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>>727783276Chris is right about Sonic Boom's design though he's just too mentally impaired to put it into words so it leads to autistic rage, which is also how /v/ operates when they try to describe something without calling it slop
>>727783970>t.autistic psychopath
>>727783354>You're here forever >WTF!? Why is he here forever!?! These posts are fucking retarded.
>>727784041You're the one who imprinted onto video games because you're a maladjusted manchild so now you can't take any criticism of your "friend" Nintendo without feeling like it's a personal attack
>>727784207>Starts projecting that I'm the one projecting Here's your (You)
>>727782787>nintendo is in it's racist nationalist phasewhen donkey still looked like the one on the rightthats when nintendo was still racist and good
>>727784343but it was another kind of racism, see there's good and bad racism
>>727782427fuck you I cared
>>727782427what the fuck am i supposed to do about it?
>>727784539Sperg out about it 24/7
>>727782427i like both, though left is a smidge better
I assumed they were trying to revert to his look from Donkey Kong '94.
>>727782787>what are we gonna do about it? send em a strongly worded letter?Continue to consider it a shitty downgrade until Nintendo gets self-conscious about it.Maybe when Miyamoto finally dies Nintendo will finally go "haha now that fucker's croaked it we can stop pretending his kong design was good!".
>>727784479>there's good and bad racismits only good when whites are at the top
>>727782427ugh
>>727782859I played the demo and found it quite boring, but I took the opportunity to replay Returns and Tropical Freeze, fantastic games.
>>727782427>They killed a beloved characterHe wasn't.> none of you even care.Because he wasn't.
>>727782859I put it out of mind because 95% of the time DK faces away from the screen. But when I turn him towards the camera for any reason I'm always taken aback. The new design is horrible, especially when he has his tongue hanging out slobbering. What the fuck were they thinking?
DK is still being ruined by Nintendo over 30 years later. DK will always be a product of Rare.
Nintenfriends will never recover from the Wokey Kong allegations
>>727789241>Nintenfriends will never recover from the Wokey Kong allegationsThe what?
>>727783354thats every /v/ thread and post in 2025
>>727782427Wokey Kong
They made him look more like Seth Rogan to match the voice actor in the movie.
>>727788959
>>727789813Miyamoto was just buttblasted about a bunch of euros making a better DK than him
Who gives a fuck?
>>727782859>Best DK game in agesit's the ONLY DK game we've got in ages. the last one was a WiiU title man (which I think is better than Bananza). Bananza is an alright game, I would've preferred a more platforming centric experience because blowing up terrain got old around the halfway point. Enemies were also pretty bland, and bosses were too easy until the final quarter of the game. The final sequence was great though, good mix of platforming and it has the best boss fight in the game
>>727782859You are replying to a paid shill from Sony, or a CIA agent.
>>727790069>euros>britsNah, I am sorry americans aren't euros.
>>727782427They purged the westoid corruption. DK is finally Japanese again.
>>727790468U wot m8
>>727790893Japan hasn’t made a good donkey Kong game since 1981
>>727788169>I played the demoopinion discarded
>>727790171>>727783339
>>727788061This is still a much more nuanced expression than the Rare design was able to communicate.
>>727782427You have autism
>>727783105Calm down Shigeru
This game, manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boqy0Q-4c_M
>>727782427You'll get over it
Hopefully Retro Studios can make another DKC.
>>727782427Nu-DK unironically looks better and youre a contrarian faggot if you say otherwise. Expedition 33 lost. Bananza will win Game of the Year. Jews lost.
>>727782427Game was fun.
>>727782427>They killed a beloved characterOh no, his eye design changed slightly!!! The character is ruined forever!!!>for absolutely no reasonIt makes him look less threatening/angry and more cartoon-y. He is a children's character, after all.>none of you even care.Why would we? We're not autistic retards who care about inconsequential bullshit like minor art direction changes.
it makes me sad that DK is gonna look like soi kong in the next smash game
old DK: ikemennew DK: child molester
>>727782427sonic's arms are not bl- I mean DK's brow is not thin!
>>727795914same u_u
>>727795914I still think Sakurai will step in to give him his normal look. Smash would be the game to suffer the most from the redesign, since Bananza and Mario Kart have the ugly mug facing away from the camera most of the time.
>>727789813>>727790069no way he really said thatDK country was the best DK game and only relevant DK game untill it's wii remake
>>727782427left looks superior
>>727782427Not only do they not care, they're cheering it on because they're retarded Nintendo lovers.
>>727795914It's for the better. I'm so tired of Smash's current artstyle, tear it all down and start anew.
>>727782427Left doesn't look bad, it's when he does these faces, that's just retarded. Is this what the kiddies like these days?
