>Plays Super Mario Strikers on my Switch 2 while mom watching me play>Starts doing the mushroom cup>First opponent is Wario>My mom replied: "He's so ugly and mean looking. Why does his nose looks like that?">I replied: "Well he's Mario's rival who is his evil greedy counterpart who owns a video game company and a treasure hunter.">My mom replied again: "Does he pay his workers?">"No.">My mom does the most unthinkable response I ever heard: "Well he should get shot down for not treating his workers correctly.">I paused my game and looked at her and saw her holding her laughter with tears slowly coming down from her eyes.>Took me 10 seconds to get the joke and realized I was playing as Luigi>We both started laughing like hyenas for around 30 minutes Remember to always love your mom. One day she will not be around with you.
Did you have sex with her after that?
>>727783430Anon you watch too much incest hentai
Well, I didnt get the joke, care to explain it?
>>727784312The joke is Luigi Mangione
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>>727783334My mom is the town whore and spends all the money - the money that is supposed to be our inheritance - on leisure trips every other weekend to get her back blown out. Is that something I should be thankful for?
>/v/ - third worlders' blog
>>727783334your mom should get gang raped and acid attacked by indian men
>>727785770at least he has a mom, nigger
>mom used to play games a lot when i was a kid>know she likes falling block puzzle games>try to show her the new lumines>looks at it for 15 seconds before saying "That's creepy." and leaving
>>727786081Not for long
>>727785770Anon we get it. Your mother hates you and you're coping with OP having a good mom.
>>727783334i still don't get the joke
>>727786904Luigi Mangione
>>727787041i thought that guy was shot for fleecing poor people and not for holding paychecks
>>727783334Yeah. One of the last things we did together was watching Interspecies Reviewers
>>727783334>used to play SMW with my dad every Saturday night until way past my normal bedtime>used to work with my mom to figure out the puzzles in TLoZ>can't get either of them to even consider trying a game anymore>only time we ever hang out anymore is when I agree to go see a movie I don't care about, or stop by to pretend I care about football or whatever is on netflixCould be worse.At least I have parents worth trying to bond with.
Don’t carePost Ubel
>>727783334Your mom sounds like a low iq retard who support death to people she's told to dislike, like a redditorSha also probably supports illegal immigration and wants to get raped by feral niggers for performative empathy No wonder you're a failure
OP you are doing good if the replies hates you and your mom that much.
I want to fuck OP and his mom
>>727792339OP here. Sorry, I'm not gay.
>>727789434lol, bootlicker
>>727783334>reddit elfleave
>>727793548>"Reddit elf">"Leave"Apparently the majority of /v/ has shit parents. Makes sense.
i want to play video games with OP's mom if you understand my meaning
Seeing these comments makes me feel I'm happy that my relationship with my parents isn't so bad. OP keep doing the good fight.
>>727783334Wario's friends include two kindergarteners and a loli witch, so I think he has more problems with not paying workers.
>>727783334I fucking love Super Mario Strikers.
sagethat’s not why Luigi did it, joke is mid, trade your mom in for someone funnier
Why is everybody pro-murder now?I don't just mean 4chan shitposters, I literally saw a thread on Facebook today that was 14,000+ comments of people with their real names and photos and they all read>Why yes, people I personally don't like SHOULD be murdered, how could you tell?>Oh, you're anti-murdering people I don't like? Pussy incel clown emoji.And then hundreds of upvotes which also all had real names and photos attached to themY'know if countries actually got better after a shitload of people murdered each other over their grievances Africa would be a paradise by now
>>727798102Society is unironically heading off the rails. I'm not real excited for the future. I just hope my death is quick and not too painful when the powder keg finally explodes since I know I'm not strong enough to survive whatever is coming.
>>727783430Giga based.
>>727798102Violence wielded against evil is a good thing. Evil has tried to psyop you into believing violence is inherently bad so they can have a monopoly on it.
>>727798459>btw the definition of evil: when you go to a college and tell the trannies there ywnbaw
>>727798356Maki!
>>727798559FAFO bitch
>/v/iggers against the concept of having a proper family bond.
>>727798924tomato girl
>>727798415A Somalian typed this.
>>727789434Your cognitive dissonance is insane.
>>727786081KekStupid nigger
>>727787915health insurance companies do hold paychecks a lot from refusal to honor coverage
