Why can't you enjoy a bit of joy and whimsy? Why are you obsessed with everything being DESOLATE and GRIMDARK?
>>727787846If he's a true Metroid fan as the hat implies then that makes his stance the right one.
>>727787846>Why can't you enjoy a bit of joy and whimsy?
metroid prime 4 is the worst rated metroid prime?umm.. win?
i have absolutely no trouble with characters being a little cringe. it's fine.but he takes all your space away to think, breathe and move. you can't do shit without him activating his voice for the millionth time.just tone it down a little for fuck's sake.
Nothing wrong with joy and whimsy in a franchise that's actually made to be joyful and whimsical.
>>727787846It was written by someone who's goal was to piss people off.
>>727787846>GRIMDARKYou don't even know what that means.
>>727787979Why is everything so large and empty?
>>727787846i never said that to samus
>>727787979Is this even more awkward in context or without?
>>727788774In context they’re doing a stupid dance because they lost a bet so it’s supposed to be awkward
>>727788774it's a punishment, and it's in a side quest the huge majority of people will never even complete
putting a soiboy numale joss whedon erm that just happened forspoken character in your game is an act of terrorism against people with internal monologues
>>727788872>>727789072So it's even more awkward.
>>727787846>uh oh, looks like I edited a mspaint comic to represent you as dumb and stupid and wrong, better luck next time bucko
>>727787979I unironically did this dance at a party (I'm known for doing stupid dances and being a fool generally) and everyone laughed so yes it IS funny
>>727790772Bro I don't think they laughed at the dance...
>different timelime>they made a male companion for samus>a mix of master chief and doom guy>he's cool and professional >he and samus lust for each other but they keep it to themselves>game ends>they hold hands
>>727791075>lustinto the trash it goes
>>727790772ummm we were laughing at the shit stain on the back of your pants. it was too awkward to point it out to you at the time, sorry :(
