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So after more than one month already, what is your opinion about EUV?
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boring and buggy
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>>727790714
>I want to blob!!!
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>>727790645
Forgotten already.
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>>727790756
I never tried to blob because it looks like it would be infinitely more tedious.
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>>727790645
undercooked and strangely boring
One of the more tedious things is pausing every 5 minutes to spend 10 minutes building guilds and marketpalces
Double that if you're colonizing as you receive "Colonial charter of Indian name you've never heard of #4869 has been completed! What shall we do wit it" events
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>>727790645
FUCK i wish i was cute
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>>727790645
AI is utterly braindead, nothing happens, they can't manage their economy at all and it's painfully easy to expand because antagonism doesn't matter (it's easier to get alliances the more antagonism you get lmao)
Colonization is just terrible - missing text, missing features, the game even has a bug which lowers your explorers' lifespan significantly which kills them the moment they start working
Tech tree is filled with useless bloat
PUs as a system just don't work at all, probably has something to do with the characters being a barely functional feature as well
and there's just not enough, organizations and events are completely arbitrary with 2 or 3 clickable options at best, AI is lost and there's no challenge in anything
bugs bugs and even more bugs
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>>727790645
I think it's just okay and that it needs to be optimized. I don't see why it needs a 3060 Ti.
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>>727790645
I wish I looked like that guy on the bottom left as he exactly did in that portrait.
Bishonen stuff.
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>>727790645
i think im too low iq for it i dont know whats happening
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>>727790645
I wish every paradox fan on the planet died of a heart attack right this second
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>>727790645
I am literally bottom right, but with hair.
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>>727793456
thanks
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>>727790645
>17th century men
>look gay and effiminate by our standards
>actually had ten times the testosterone of modern man and engaged in conquering the planet, creating entire new fields of science, and were constantly at war, with nobles typically leading their troops in the field
Late modern masculinity is basically a performative cope. "I take cold showers, work 12 hours a week, smoke cigars and drive dodge ram!" Okay, how many ships have you sunk?
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>>727795801
>that pic
Richelieu must've had more testosterone than every white man in modern France. Combined.
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>>727790645
wester Europe cute cute
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>>727795801
fun fact, femboys and twinks etc still have high testosterone
it what helps you be slim and lean, not only build muscle
also big dick astolfo monster.jpg
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>>727795801
It's kind of like some social engineering happened
I wonder how that happened
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>>727795801
>Nobles leading troops
Yeah, from 10 miles behind the frontline lemayo
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>>727798538
Not in the 17th century.
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>>727798538
Tbqh, most of the aristocrats were looked down upon by royalty and top tier elite nobles because they were from countryside and impoverished. These aristocrats were also mostly called "provincial" which was an insult.
These people actually led troops directly into battle and may or may not have died, since they needed the prestige and payment to give some boost to their irrelevant minor nobility families.
That dogshit painting of Richelieu and the entire retarded fantasy of >>727795801 is indeed over exaggerated nonsense but still.
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>>727795801
Modern "men" are full of goyslop, vaccines, and addicted to pornography.
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>>727798740
You must be mentally deficient to think anyone in a position of power would risk getting a bruise during combat.
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>>727798884
You must be retarded and American
Gustavus Adolphus died in battle, and so did many other noblemen prior to the 20th Century
Read a damn book
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>>727798815
>2 out of 3
So close, chosen one
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>>727798959
Gustavus Adolphus dying in battle was considered a major shock and rare thing because by that time the monarchs and people like him in power didn't directly participate in conflicts. Sure, some ruler maybe were leading their troops but most of them were nominal and all of them stood behind instead of leading cavalry charges.
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>>727798959
You are a retarded mongoloid. The exception does not prove the rule, as your one fucking example shows. Total inbred retard. Someone with generational wealth measured in today's trillions doesn't risk their life.
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>>727790645
I cant wait to play it again 3 years from now
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>>727791361
you can be if you try
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>>727798884
it happened all the fucking time THOUGH
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>>727790645
>So after more than one month already, what is your opinion about EUV?
Two countreis I have a personal union with keep taking turns declaring war on each other, and calling me into the war. My king is also their king. He's declaring war on himself and calling himself via alliance into the war against himself.
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Good game. Reversed the direction Paradox has been going since their last good release, which was what, Crusader Kings 2?
Still has tons of bugs and issues that need a ton of work of course, but it gave me hope, and it's already fun (on 1.0.4 at least, I'm not touching any later patches until they've settled into some kind of playable state).
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>>727795801
>Late modern masculinity is basically a performative cope.
Modern men are retarded and fail to understand why women don't want them
>no bitches? gotta act more masculine and hate other men more!
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>>727795801
But nobody in picrel had sex.
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>>727799389
>>727800172
down syndrome ameriturds
kings were expected to not just lead troops on the battlefield but to also participate in the fighting until firearms made it understandably too dangerous
even then, kings participated in battle well into the 18th century
it was a matter of personal honor and responsibility, something you muttgroids cannot comprehend
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this thread is weird and full of posturing
if you admire these men so much, why not act more like them instead of being brown?
just improve yourself brah
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The average modern man is bald, ugly, hairy and fat thougheverwellbeithowsoitwasanditcametopass
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>>727795801
you're a fucking retard, fags like in op are noble class and those don't participate in wars, at least not on the battlefield
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>>727790645
are westurds seriously trying to gaslight now that they weren't most well known for their inbred monstrosities?
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>>727804985
>he doesnt know the slavic royalties also married into Western Europe nobilities



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