>what. a. mess.>we just alienated our entire fanbase...>buuuuut, at least we gained new customers from the modern audience>sooooo... win?
>>727795512I love Myles MacKenzie.
Trying so fucking hard
So... that just happened.
>>727795687Wait... did Samus just do that? WITH HER FREAKING MIND???
So that's about... 2000 points?
>I count 4 arms.Be honest, could you have counted all of those?
>>727795761SARGE, SAMUS JUST DID THE MORPH BALL... WITH HER FREAKIN' BODY
They aren’t exactly “getting the modern audience” in the way a phenomenon the way Fortnite or brain rot Roblox mod 37280 does. There’s just this army of extremely sad 12-24 year olds who identify strongly with the nintendo fandom and so want the company’s major releases to be recongnized as exciting moments the discourse should take note of. I’ve seen so many people who openly say they haven’t played it write long paragraphs explaining why it’s not so bad or it’s great to have a Metroid game again etc etc The normie masses who likes horrible capeshit aren’t gonna be drawn in by this lame, boring action adventure game
>>727795512>we gained new customers from the modern audienceStatistically, Dread fans are the modern audience since it sold so much more than classic Metroid games
What is this mythical "modern audience"?
>>727795934Alphailures who can't keep their attention for more then 6 seconds without funny brainrot quip
>>727795512Realistically there's no shot this game breaks three million and it's definitely not turning a profit with how much money they must have pumped into it over its two dev cycles. It's a failure for Nintendo on all fronts.
>>727795571fpbp, I also find myself smitten. He reminds me of an old friend I had in high school. I should get a hold of him sometimes.
Can you emulate this trash yet?
