POV: You are Shirou Emiya and they've just seen your penis for the first time
why is toesucker laughing
>>739361349It gets bigger when I pull on it
>>739361349>two whores and a refrigerator bandit
>>739361375She thinks she has it all of herself, and that it's too big for other two.
>>739361375>toesucker: I guess the size of it really depends on how tall you are
Wait, isnt that's fate? The franchise where women has to suck dingalings to restore mana?Not a weeb, pls help me anons
>>739362049yes that's right
>>739361349>POV:Don't taint series that are older than yourself with your vile tranny twitter memes, zoomer.
>>739361349Trace On deez nutz
>>739362429No
>>739361349I truly, sincerely wish that I could show my King my erection.
JACKHAMMERIN TIME
>>739361375hers is bigger
>>739365457
>>739361439>Toesucker: HMMMMMM??
>>739368187You killed the thread with your failed get
>>739369786Nyoron~ ;3;
>>739361449That refrigerator bandit is my waifu.
>>739361349Is Tohsaka's route better than Saber? I finished Saber's route some months ago and didn't have the willpower to go through the other routes. But I like Tohsaka, my favourite character.
>>739369916It's 100% better just for the sheer Emiya kino
>>739369916Sabers route is widely considered the worst and rins is widely considered the best and Sakura’s is widely considered the contrarian pick but with high peaks and low valleys
>>739361349I like how they make fun of themselves in the dojo about that little girl being a secret route they removed at the last second.
>>739369916Tohsaka's route is the best. It's not like a huge glow up though so if you weren't immersed in the first route you might find it the same
>>739369916If you ask me Saber and Shirou are made for each other while I got more friend vibes from Rin. Fuck Sakura though, she is lame, she spends like the majority of her route being bed ridden as a pity machine except in the last part. HF should have been Illya's route.
>>739370357It's supposed to be dark and shit where Shirou loses all his naivety about being a 'hero'. It thematically works even if it is the worst route.
Original or Steam remake for first time read? I'm not gonna jerk off so h-scenes don't really matter to me. I could also just read both at some point.
>>739370468HF is decent that's for sure and I liked the fact that Kirei got more shine in there but Sakura herself is the worst possible love interest for Shirou. Besides we all appreciate Shirou for being an autistic idealistic hero hence why UBW and Stay Night are more popular routes.
>>739370509OST changes but I still had a good time with remake. It's also more optimized. And yeah Nasu didn't really want to add h-scenes if it could be helped, but he had to sell to a niche market at the time.
>>739370509Just read the original. Don't be a dumb secondary.And while F/SN doesn't have any fappable scenes, H/A definitely does.
>>739370357Sakura is the True RouteSorry I don't make the rules. You WILL enjoy the 10 days of cooking and 4 days of KINO
>>739370576>Shirou realizing where to actually direct his 'Hero Energy' without becoming a depressed suicidal nigger>Not the best route.Holy lmao
>>739370637>>739370650I'll just go for original. I still want to read that other vn by them first, the one with the moon or whatever.
>>739370701No, the true end where Shirou reunites with Saibah in Avalon proves otherwise. Besides Shirou is at his peak in UBW where he gets to humble a cocky Babylonian bitchboy at his prime and peak.
>>739370778This one: Tsukihime
>>739370771IDIOT he does that in UBW too with Rin's help.>>739370778Tsukihime? It's good too, and if you like it you should definitely read the Remake.
Why does it have to be HSR? We could've gone to a better collab like WuWa's
>>739370784I'm sorta shitposting, Avalon was fantastic and I'm glad Nasu gave Saber Shirou a happy end. UBW and HF just had more kino moments for me. The CG of Shirou holding BAHSAHKAHS's axe is actually what got me to read the VN.
Does anyone have that OG popularity ranking I think the one included in HA that has the chibi sakura in sixth looking at a noose or whatever
>>739370849>That entire Emiya vs Emiya fightK I N OK I N OK I I I I N N O O O O O
>>739370898lol it's cool man I hear you. Anyone can argue which route is best but they are all really good and have their own ups and downs.
>>739370962UBW is just THAT DAMN good. Too bad about Illya though, fuck GILGAMESH.
>>739370840>>739370849Yeah Tsukihime. The description on vndb sounds interesting to me and I like the art style it has, after that I'll read fate.
>>739371017ALL MY NIGGAS HATE GILKO-GIL IS COOL THO
>>739371035Shirou is still leagues better than Shiki though, that's my only complaint.
>>739371045I knew Gil liked kids, but I didn't know in that way.
>>739371045Saegussy is the worst of the “literally who are these people again” trio
>>739371115>Shirou is still leagues better than Shikilollmfaoshirou has nothing on this beautiful schizo bastard
>>739371226I just found it funny when it showed up and also I love normalfags in fantastical media. The trio are just impeccable at it.
>>739371331MEEEEH he is just some anemic little guy who goes crazy just using his mystic eyes and he has no excuse when Ryougi fights better and can use hers without any drawbacks.
>>739371392I actually like the literally who’s a lot too, it’s a strength of Nasu as a writer. Take for instance issei that nigga has like .0001% screen time and he’s solid in his role and characterized well (usually comedic relief)
>>739371542Shirou CARES for his waifusEven the boys.
>>739371331Do not care.He is not a Hero.Man of Steel Emiya bodies ez gg
>>739371331>This nigga forgot Shirou is an ARCHER.
>>739371578I can't believe Shirou would defile Issei like that.
Shiki gets Len while shirou let his loli die in two routes.Checkmate atheists
>>739361349They all prefer Gilgamesh, their voice actresses confirmed this.
>>739371331yep that's my hero
>>739372008Counter point, Hollow Ataraxia.
>>739370962>plot armor is good when this specific author does it
>>739373378>He'd actually turn his backLmao
>>739370509The censorship in the steam version actually ruins the Heaven's Feel route. So I say read the original.
>>739374954There's no way that's real, even knowing the general details of the HF route.
>>739371331My fuarking hero...
>>739377342It does fuck with it afaik by turning all the overt heavy sexual content and themes into stupid bloodsucking. Even the movie adaptations knew better than to censor the sex.
>>739371331Shirou > Ryougi > Tohno
>>739377692I'm kind of curious now to read the steam version and then watch the movies to see if I notice any major differences
>>739377342While the sex in the Fate and UBW routes are whatever and can be removed with little consequence, the sex in Heaven's Feel is actually really important to the plot.
>>739378170Well, I would've run out of games and had to go for eroges sooner or later anyway, might as well make Fate my first thenI was thinking about reading Air-Kanon, though, but heard that Key isn't that great at writing 18+ scenes in general
>>739378170Why?
>>739378808Because Sakura is a whore https://youtube.com/watch?v=yhcV-PeISXs&pp=ygUmc2FrdXJhIHRlbGxzIHNoaXJvdSBzaGUncyBub3QgYSB2aXJnaW4%3D&ra=m
>>739378808If I tell you, then that will spoil so much shit. Just read the damn VN.
J J JAM IT IN
>>739379156
>>739371331Yep, he is the goathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ILvW8JNuY&list=LL&index=10
>>739377752Ryougi is the most boring protagonist in all of type moon.
Sex with snake women.
>>739370096anyone that calls the saber route the worst is a plebhf is the worst even though it has some of the most kino moments
>>739383872highest highs, lowest lows? sounds like most of the japanese writing to me, they are always so unapologetically all-in it's kind of endearing. Like that one game from Uchikoshi that has the best scenes in the whole Zero Escape trilogy but also has the dumbest fucking plot twsit a human being can imagine
>>739384241emiya fight is highest high imo
>>739384527the meme from ubw? yeah, i can imagine, even though i've yet to read it myself
Sakura is actually ideal and genuinely loves Shirou Emiya from the depths of her being. Saber will love you too but she is a spirit and will pass on. Rin will love you but only after she has put you through hell.Emiya won, but at what cost?
>>739384592meme?
>>739384642the speech before the whole fight got memed to death, didn't it? or am I mistaking it for the speech before the fight with gilgamesh?
>>739384593>Saber will love you too but she is a spirit and will pass onSECONDARY>>739384696you should just go finish reading the vn. its kino.
>>739384801I have to start reading it first thoIt'll also be my first vn that has the entire screen as the textfield instead of only the bottom third of it with character spritesThat would take some time getting used to
>>739384241>Like that one game from Uchikoshi that has the best scenes in the whole Zero Escape trilogy but also has the dumbest fucking plot twsit a human being can imagineI hope you're not talking about ZTD, shit was ass all the way through
>>739384931Nah, I'm talking about VLRI don't know how to spoilertag shit on 4ch so I won't go into details, but the reflection reveal at the end of VLR was horrifically stupid, while some of the mid-game scenes like the one when the game actually notices if you reload the decision point to try a different option and CALLS YOU OUT ON IT is some of the most thrilled I've been in a mystery vn
>>739384915hope you enjoy. its literally my favorite thing ever written
>>739384593Sakura never once comes to understand Shirou as a person, not even in her own route. She only idolizes him.
>>739385090thanks anon, i hope so too, even if my expectations for it are really high now - there have been at least two vns that have completely exceeded my expectations so far, so i'm hopeful
>>739385126Do you lack reading comprehension?
>>739385158enjoy. it has really great atmosphere. the anime adaptations dont capture that or some of the character moments as well. best read at night in a slightly chilly room
>>739361349>Fate is whoring their characters out for another dog shit hsr collabUh bros? Redman is gonna defend this soulless chink collab?
>>739377342steam version is realta nua, fate/ubw changes are whatever in it but it just makes sakura into a not-vampire/half-demon character for whatever reason instead of alluding to them having sex
>>739386702Don't see the point of any collabs seeing how FGO makes like a billion a month still. I can't imagine how much mihoyo paid for this shit. Wish any of that went to making fucking Red Garden instead of another whatever chapter of FGO.
>>739386939if nasu isnt writing the (surely for real this time) ending of FGO then he isn't being dragged away from red garden or figuring out how to get extra record finished and published
>>739371115>>739371331>Moon Knight, :|>Moon Knight, Japan: :OOOO
I need Bald Issei.
fate shirou a shit.prillya punished shirou is where it's at.
I know that The Archer isn't officially Fate route Shirou...But that's kinda retarded. That would be an easy interpretation of "pursue endlessly"
>>739384801Bro all these infinite timelines shit Nasu and other authors like Narita are cramming in now have totally killed the pure love story that was the Saber route.
>>739361349>Live reaction
>>739378390Reading Kanon for the 18+ scenes, said no one ever, same applies to Air , the story is much more important and if i recall correctly they never wanted the sex scenes in the first place
>>739389237I can see that, it's Key after all. I just, I don't know, maybe I'm a bit of a prude but I don't like reading smut in general, it feels weird to me, unlike any other form of porn you can think of. So I'm always worried these scenes are going to just tarnish my experience as a result - especially in games that I am inclined to like from the get-go (I really liked Clannad). I've yet to read a single eroge or a similar type of vn, maybe it's nothing major and i'm just overthinking it, we'll see
>>739361349Meanwhile Rider fucks him every night and fantasizes a lot about Shirou railing her.
>>739389343don't force yourself if you know you're not gonna enjoy itero scenes in vns that aren't primarily eroge are usually pretty bad anyways, nasu is mostly pretty good but he's terrible at writing sex scenesthe only one i'd suggest riding out for is tsukihime
>>739390315I'm also conflicted about tsukihime though, I've heard that the remake added a lot of new shit aside from what was already there (and neutering the sex scenes)
>Illya looks like a loli>She's 18>Irisviel looks like an adult>She's 9 years oldChoose wisely.
Summon RiderHave mana transfer with Rider for 14+ daysWinGo to LondonHave sex with Finnish brat drill princessWin
>>739389343well if you really hate it that much you can play the steam versions because those don't have the scenes, its either that or the fan-translations with the scenes
>>739361349
>>739390819tsukire is an entirely different thing.read the og first.
>>739361349Why was Shirou's penis drawn much smaller than Shiki's?
>>739393096Shiki is Japanese and Nasu is a nationalist so Shiki gets treated better.
>>739391382>reacting like that to 14.5thats not even 6 inches..?
>>739391382Damn, that's all it takes to impress Asian girls?
>>739391382>5cmwtf, i thought the korean finger pinching thing was just an exaggeration, not meant to indicate actual size
>>739383872I agree but the consensus is fate is the worst, HF is absolutely a “hype moments and aura” merchant
>>739391382Most disgusting fucking thirst traps I've seen. That's poop. It's talking about poop. A 14.5 cm turd and she's going to slurp it up.
>>739391382pov im asking for toilet paper to clean up after this massive 14.5cm turd gets expelled out of my body
>>739393096shirou's got reinforcement magic
Is the official rerelease on Steam good? I'm normally not for spending tens of dollars on decades old vns, but I've already given so much of my time to TM as a secondary, so figured they deserve it.
>>739396485>don't read the thread for once>someone asks the exact same thingFuck everything. Whatever, I'll just go kms
>>739393142Shirou is Japanese too.
>>739396649Read the original version of the VN, and not the Steam remake. I'll even be a pal and link it for ya.https://nyaa.si/view/1691072
>>739396936Male japanese protagonists don't have red hair
>>739397095Japanese anime characters can have any hair color. This was even more true over 2 decades ago when FSN was made.
>>739397150Not protagonists.Japanese Protagonists all have black mop hair.
