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>whole computer game industry is held up by a single 63 year old greasy fat morbidly obese oily lard-filled fat ugly plump rotund circular spherical oblate egg-shaped octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass fucking FAT JIGGLY JIGGLING JIGGLER greasy blubbery lardlord fat fuck blob of blubber who FUCKING JIGGLES WHEN HE WALKS whos PENDULOUS GREASY LARD-FILLED STOMACH SLAPS THE TOP OF HIS GREASY THIGHS EVERY STEP HE TAKES making a disgusting AUDIBLE SOUND
what happens to the industry when drinks that final gallon of deep frying oil, /v/ros?
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He's actually lost a lot of weight and we're very proud of his progress.
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his BMI is lower than yours, OP
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i like what he has done but seriously the behavior system in dota 2 is literally auswitchz i quit the entire platform
even sent him an email about it
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>>739373103
>dota 2
give me one singular reason why Gabe would spend even a single second reading the seethe of a third world poorfag.
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Thank your saving PC gaming Gabe. And thank you for saving yourself.
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Why he gave Source 2 SDK to this guy?
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>>739373170
he made a mod
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>>739373145
because he enjoys it
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>>739373103
Sorry but as a 5k hour dota player if your behavior score drops under 10k some how you're retarded. I call people niggers faggots and trannys constsntly, and never had it drop. The only people who constsntly get comms reported are annoying passive aggressive little bitches who whine all match. Based on your post I can tell that's you.
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>>739373094
why did he do it eckerbros
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>>739373103
>even sent him an email about it

AND I'M SURE HE READ EVERY WORD OF IT KEK
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>>739372974
he's indirectly one of the people who helped me the most
i lost so many people throughout my life but steam and my games have always been there
i wish i could thank him for that
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>>739373647
blessed and same.
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Aquatic Aerobic chads stay winning. #1 resistance trainer of all time, fuck a stupid pussy rubber band. The way they used the fat fuck pictures when he bought the yacht manufacturer was so out of pocket
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>>739373647
Until that fat fuck flips the switch and oh now now all of your heckin gamerinos are all gone how could this have happened?
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>>739373647
>my drug dealer was always there for me when my addiction destroyed my life piece by piece
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>>739372974
no AI can use that many adjectives desu

this is a work of passion
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>>739373040
>>739373094
but at what cost, he lost all his rich fatass Gaben aura. It's just not the same.
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So it's real.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%20%22to%20the%20industry%20when%22/type/op/
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>>739372974
He's already done his damage with introducting accounts require for single player games like Half Life 2 solely to prevent people reselling it/loading it to friends since it was barely 8 hours long and not worth multiple playthroughs

He can die and it won't change. The damage is done. The industry is ruined.
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>>739373407
Because ozempic is easy to get and has none of the negative stigma that diet pills had.
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When Gabe and his team are gone the real enshittification will begin on Steam. Prices will go up. Refund policies will stop. There will be ads. Service quality will drop across the board. This is just what happens now.
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>>739373842
it's worth it to keep him around
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>>739373647
Seek help. That kind of attachment to a company isn't healthy.
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>>739373348
>I call people niggers faggots and trannys constsntly, and never had it drop.

nobody cares about that, communication score is capped by behavior score, not the other way around, so it hardly affects you

besides
- low mmr players report everybody when they lose
- the lower behavior you are queued with the more reports are sent out
- gaining behavior is strictly based on not receiving reports, not actual good behavior, not commends, etc.
- if you DC once you lose like 1K behavior, that's about 1 month of grinding to get back up

the combination of all these things essentially means you can just delete your account once you go sub 8k
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>>739372974
your just mad because you don't get to train and breed girl gamers on a yacht
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>>739373836
unironically yes, a consistent and reliable drug dealer can keep you from ODing on sketchy shit or getting robbed or arrested trying to buy from strangers. since the druggie is going to be buying drugs regardless.
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double wide
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>>739373901
>search extremely common words and get surprised when many results come up
retard alert
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>>739374035
what scientific researchj is this
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>>739373692
i have a bit less than you but it covered all my adult life
>>739373747
that won't happen but if it did, i had his service for longer than i did some real businesses in my city.
there's food i can't get anymore cause they closed down, while i can still download everything from decades ago on steam
>>739373836
nah, i'm fine. i live with my gf and everything. we play games together. we're playing trine, we played cuphead, children of morta, for the king, ecc.
your issue isn't steam
>>739373976
>attachment
it's just good service
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Still not installing EGS, Timmy. But a new bag of remotes
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>>739372974
He gets more pussy on the reg than you could ever dream about lol.
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>>739373912
Okay, console nigger trying to larp as a PC gamer.
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>>739374216
i dont think he actually fucks them
probably just has them wear TF2 hats and make RATATATA PEWPEW KABOOM noises nude
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>>739374261
what hats does he make them wear
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>>739374035
i call dibs on third from the right
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>>739373170
Your mortal quibbles are beneath a (gaming) god
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>>739374013
if you get sent to low priority even once your behavior score is gone forever. you can't even get it back. i just started trolling after that happened
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>>739374169
research?
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>>739374546
well yeah you can troll for a while, sure, but eventually you cant ping, cant draw, cant talk, cant use voicelines, etc. etc. it's basically gone forever

i don't know, maybe he did me a favor? the game literally all smurfs, hackers, russians, and third worlders anyway
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>>739374556
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/valves-gabe-newell-commissions-300-million-deep-sea-research-vessel-3239475/
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>>739373901
>Le gamer industry is completely paid off and bought
>This is a shock to anyone when we grew up with PlayStation Monthly and Xbox Insider
It is literally common sense at this point to pretty well always act as if you are being advertised to on the internet, because you almost certainly are, whether you know it or not. The biggest problem that has come out of it is people thinking that ads and propaganda are completely isolated from one another and that it is impossible for something to be both of those.
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>>739374649
the game causes mental health problems if you take it at all seriously. just look at all the screeching russian on mics in-game. i'm permabanned from the trolling i did and i don't miss the game
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>whole 4chan board is held up by a single autistic 43 morbidly obese oily lard-filled fat ugly plump rotund circular spherical oblate egg-shaped octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass fucking FAT JIGGLY JIGGLING JIGGLER greasy blubbery lardlord fat fuck blob of blubber who FUCKING REPOSTS THE EXACT SAME SHITTY THREADS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF HIS WORTHLESS LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S AS CLOSE AS HE'S GONNA GET TO A SOCIAL INTERACTION
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Holy shit I didn't know Gabe was this hated. He's practically a saint in the industry.
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>>739372974
>Gabe is only 63
Kek, he is much younger than I remember.
I am getting waaay too old.
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>le "gabe"
Newell is not your friend.
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>>739374826
yeah, i miss the game in the sense that I don't expect to experience a gaming high like I did during its peak ever again, but I am not regretting stepping away from it forever

I am not mentally ill enough to grind behavior score just to play with russians, bots, smurfs, and third worlders.
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>>739374907
consolefags and tim sweenoid are not people, thus everybody loves Gabe.
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>>739373094
>/v/ loved Gabe when he was fat
>as he loses weight, more and more people start to hate him

was it just a bunch of fat man children projecting?
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>>739375105
you're looking at it from the entirely wrong angle
>/v/ loved Gabe when /v/ was White
>as /v/ darkens, more and more people start to hate him
really jogs the noggin.
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>>739373960
Gabe isn't behind the refund policy. It was Australia. He wasn't behind the warning labels saying "you're purchasing a license to a service" for GAAS, that was California.
He might or someone at Valve is behind AI use disclosure though.
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>>739375235
>Muh Cambodian tunnel digging forum has always been Le Aryan bastion
Your entire movement is literally so pathetic lol
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>>739373912
Steam has Family Sharing anon. I've saved hundreds of dollars by sharing libraries with my cousin and nephew.
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>>739375465
it is an objective fact that in the early years of this site you could be reasonably sure at all times you were reading something typed by White fingers. hasn't been the case in a very long time. this is an undeniable truth and i'm sorry it makes you uncomfortable.
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>>739375465
What is this even called? Like the process of white people steal valor from other whites?
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>>739373912
are you one of those retards who unironically believes digital reselling can ever exist?
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>>739372974
Half-Life 3 delayed 2 more years because of that post.
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>>739373842
A strong man aurafarms to death, but a wise man stops the aurafarming once his health is on the line
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>>739375541
Yeah and look where it got them.
>fuck yeah i love sowing this shit rules
>WTF I HAVE TO SOW THIS IS LITERALLY 1984
Yeah, I watched all of this website act like a bunch of Indians and committing social suicide to raise their internet Izzat, wigger.
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>>739376139
>Minor grammatical error
I am fucking ruined.
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>>739375558
There were other Nationalist boards on the internet for years, 4chan joined in, everyone that’s here are just children riding on the coattails of incarcerated white trash lmfao.
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>>739372974
Wait a moment, this was posted from Epic Headquarters. That you Timmy?
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>>739373094
>>739373407
genuinely he looks much uglier and older than when he was a land whale
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>well don't mind me i'm just having a great time
>teehee
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what happens if valve goes to some woman or brown and they ruin everything
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We're all lard-asses here, so you're in good company, OP.
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>>739373094
>ozempic
Doesn't cure his overheating.
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>>739376139
nigga you're brown you think I'm engaging with 80iq rhetoric? Deliver my fries
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>>739373103
>auswitchz

So it has a swimming pool, local soccar team, and a band you gan join? Why is that a bad thing?
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>>739375105
Nothing to do with weight. Gabe has recently stood up to corporations that want to tear Steam apart. Decentralized political networks are employed via US Legislation 501(c)(4), corporations are able to funnel limitless amounts of dark money to political groups, marketers, board advisors, consulting firms, so on and so forth, even here on /v/, to push a political agenda.

Gabe has literally shielded his users and the industry and resisted bribery, turned down vast sums of money from what has taken over most of the industry. He is the last bastion in the West. The corporations and rich individuals who want to essentially bleed his company dry are crying "monopoly" as their business practices weren't sustainable financially, with the Iran war at the forefront of economic collapse.
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>>739377550
don't forget the rollercoasters and jerk machines. place was truly a paradise.
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>>739377549
I’m busy taking your job making videogames
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>>739373692
SALUTE
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>>739372974
Ave Sol! Heil Sankt Gaben!
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>>739372974
His fucking body shape is shaped like a turd. What the fuck.
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>>739377716
Case in point, they're currently flooding the catalog with anti-Steam/Gabe content, which has ramped up considerably since Gabe released the schematics for his new peripherals that threaten predatory companies who have lost exclusive rights to dictate what content can go where and through what censorship practices they deem fit.

They tried to lay SBI at his feet. They're pushing the monopoly narrative. They're pushing against Asian games who don't need to adhere to the ESG visuals like Western companies do, sheerly due to not wanting to lose market access.

These are all easily observed patterns and activities, they use the same tactics on /pol/.
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>>739378936
his body is shaped like the perfect sequence from Fibonacci.
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>>739379089
I thought it was the golden ratio
or is that his posture
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>>739375235
>>739375465
Let's be really the traffic has dropped a good 75% over the last decade. This place is just a clown show for bots, 3rd worlders and those 40yo incels that have no one else but anon.
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>>739372974
Holy shit, he's a fat guy? Steam will be receiving no more of my dollars, I shall be using the Epic Games Store now as at least then my dollars won't be going to a fat guy, and I urge others to do the same.
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>>739374185
>i have a bit less than you but it covered all my adult life
Same, mine will be 13 in 2 months
I made it at 11 on my first pc, I lived more years with steam than without
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>>739372974
How does some get this fat in real life? How does someone look in the mirror, see their monstrous fucking visage looking back at them, and think "you know, I could go for 2 stacks of chocolate pancakes with syrup and 12 crispy bacon strips for breakfast today"



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