>whole computer game industry is held up by a single 63 year old greasy fat morbidly obese oily lard-filled fat ugly plump rotund circular spherical oblate egg-shaped octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass fucking FAT JIGGLY JIGGLING JIGGLER greasy blubbery lardlord fat fuck blob of blubber who FUCKING JIGGLES WHEN HE WALKS whos PENDULOUS GREASY LARD-FILLED STOMACH SLAPS THE TOP OF HIS GREASY THIGHS EVERY STEP HE TAKES making a disgusting AUDIBLE SOUNDwhat happens to the industry when drinks that final gallon of deep frying oil, /v/ros?
He's actually lost a lot of weight and we're very proud of his progress.
his BMI is lower than yours, OP
i like what he has done but seriously the behavior system in dota 2 is literally auswitchz i quit the entire platformeven sent him an email about it
>>739373103>dota 2 give me one singular reason why Gabe would spend even a single second reading the seethe of a third world poorfag.
Thank your saving PC gaming Gabe. And thank you for saving yourself.
Why he gave Source 2 SDK to this guy?
>>739373170he made a mod
>>739373145because he enjoys it
>>739373103Sorry but as a 5k hour dota player if your behavior score drops under 10k some how you're retarded. I call people niggers faggots and trannys constsntly, and never had it drop. The only people who constsntly get comms reported are annoying passive aggressive little bitches who whine all match. Based on your post I can tell that's you.
>>739373094why did he do it eckerbros
>>739373103>even sent him an email about itAND I'M SURE HE READ EVERY WORD OF IT KEK
>>739372974he's indirectly one of the people who helped me the mosti lost so many people throughout my life but steam and my games have always been therei wish i could thank him for that
>>739373647blessed and same.
Aquatic Aerobic chads stay winning. #1 resistance trainer of all time, fuck a stupid pussy rubber band. The way they used the fat fuck pictures when he bought the yacht manufacturer was so out of pocket
>>739373647Until that fat fuck flips the switch and oh now now all of your heckin gamerinos are all gone how could this have happened?
>>739373647>my drug dealer was always there for me when my addiction destroyed my life piece by piece
>>739372974no AI can use that many adjectives desuthis is a work of passion
>>739373040>>739373094but at what cost, he lost all his rich fatass Gaben aura. It's just not the same.
So it's real.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%20%22to%20the%20industry%20when%22/type/op/
>>739372974He's already done his damage with introducting accounts require for single player games like Half Life 2 solely to prevent people reselling it/loading it to friends since it was barely 8 hours long and not worth multiple playthroughsHe can die and it won't change. The damage is done. The industry is ruined.
>>739373407Because ozempic is easy to get and has none of the negative stigma that diet pills had.
When Gabe and his team are gone the real enshittification will begin on Steam. Prices will go up. Refund policies will stop. There will be ads. Service quality will drop across the board. This is just what happens now.
>>739373842it's worth it to keep him around
>>739373647Seek help. That kind of attachment to a company isn't healthy.
>>739373348>I call people niggers faggots and trannys constsntly, and never had it drop.nobody cares about that, communication score is capped by behavior score, not the other way around, so it hardly affects youbesides - low mmr players report everybody when they lose- the lower behavior you are queued with the more reports are sent out- gaining behavior is strictly based on not receiving reports, not actual good behavior, not commends, etc.- if you DC once you lose like 1K behavior, that's about 1 month of grinding to get back upthe combination of all these things essentially means you can just delete your account once you go sub 8k
>>739372974your just mad because you don't get to train and breed girl gamers on a yacht
>>739373836unironically yes, a consistent and reliable drug dealer can keep you from ODing on sketchy shit or getting robbed or arrested trying to buy from strangers. since the druggie is going to be buying drugs regardless.
double wide
>>739373901>search extremely common words and get surprised when many results come upretard alert
>>739374035what scientific researchj is this
>>739373692i have a bit less than you but it covered all my adult life>>739373747that won't happen but if it did, i had his service for longer than i did some real businesses in my city. there's food i can't get anymore cause they closed down, while i can still download everything from decades ago on steam>>739373836nah, i'm fine. i live with my gf and everything. we play games together. we're playing trine, we played cuphead, children of morta, for the king, ecc. your issue isn't steam>>739373976>attachmentit's just good service
Still not installing EGS, Timmy. But a new bag of remotes
>>739372974He gets more pussy on the reg than you could ever dream about lol.
>>739373912Okay, console nigger trying to larp as a PC gamer.
>>739374216i dont think he actually fucks themprobably just has them wear TF2 hats and make RATATATA PEWPEW KABOOM noises nude
>>739374261what hats does he make them wear
>>739374035i call dibs on third from the right
>>739373170Your mortal quibbles are beneath a (gaming) god
>>739374013if you get sent to low priority even once your behavior score is gone forever. you can't even get it back. i just started trolling after that happened
>>739374169research?
>>739374546well yeah you can troll for a while, sure, but eventually you cant ping, cant draw, cant talk, cant use voicelines, etc. etc. it's basically gone foreveri don't know, maybe he did me a favor? the game literally all smurfs, hackers, russians, and third worlders anyway
>>739374556https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/valves-gabe-newell-commissions-300-million-deep-sea-research-vessel-3239475/
>>739373901>Le gamer industry is completely paid off and bought>This is a shock to anyone when we grew up with PlayStation Monthly and Xbox InsiderIt is literally common sense at this point to pretty well always act as if you are being advertised to on the internet, because you almost certainly are, whether you know it or not. The biggest problem that has come out of it is people thinking that ads and propaganda are completely isolated from one another and that it is impossible for something to be both of those.
>>739374649the game causes mental health problems if you take it at all seriously. just look at all the screeching russian on mics in-game. i'm permabanned from the trolling i did and i don't miss the game
>whole 4chan board is held up by a single autistic 43 morbidly obese oily lard-filled fat ugly plump rotund circular spherical oblate egg-shaped octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass fucking FAT JIGGLY JIGGLING JIGGLER greasy blubbery lardlord fat fuck blob of blubber who FUCKING REPOSTS THE EXACT SAME SHITTY THREADS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF HIS WORTHLESS LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S AS CLOSE AS HE'S GONNA GET TO A SOCIAL INTERACTION
Holy shit I didn't know Gabe was this hated. He's practically a saint in the industry.
>>739372974>Gabe is only 63Kek, he is much younger than I remember.I am getting waaay too old.
>le "gabe"Newell is not your friend.
>>739374826yeah, i miss the game in the sense that I don't expect to experience a gaming high like I did during its peak ever again, but I am not regretting stepping away from it foreverI am not mentally ill enough to grind behavior score just to play with russians, bots, smurfs, and third worlders.
>>739374907consolefags and tim sweenoid are not people, thus everybody loves Gabe.
>>739373094>/v/ loved Gabe when he was fat>as he loses weight, more and more people start to hate himwas it just a bunch of fat man children projecting?
>>739375105you're looking at it from the entirely wrong angle>/v/ loved Gabe when /v/ was White>as /v/ darkens, more and more people start to hate himreally jogs the noggin.
>>739373960Gabe isn't behind the refund policy. It was Australia. He wasn't behind the warning labels saying "you're purchasing a license to a service" for GAAS, that was California.He might or someone at Valve is behind AI use disclosure though.
>>739375235>Muh Cambodian tunnel digging forum has always been Le Aryan bastionYour entire movement is literally so pathetic lol
>>739373912Steam has Family Sharing anon. I've saved hundreds of dollars by sharing libraries with my cousin and nephew.
>>739375465it is an objective fact that in the early years of this site you could be reasonably sure at all times you were reading something typed by White fingers. hasn't been the case in a very long time. this is an undeniable truth and i'm sorry it makes you uncomfortable.
>>739375465What is this even called? Like the process of white people steal valor from other whites?
>>739373912are you one of those retards who unironically believes digital reselling can ever exist?
>>739372974Half-Life 3 delayed 2 more years because of that post.
>>739373842A strong man aurafarms to death, but a wise man stops the aurafarming once his health is on the line
>>739375541Yeah and look where it got them. >fuck yeah i love sowing this shit rules>WTF I HAVE TO SOW THIS IS LITERALLY 1984Yeah, I watched all of this website act like a bunch of Indians and committing social suicide to raise their internet Izzat, wigger.
>>739376139>Minor grammatical errorI am fucking ruined.
>>739375558There were other Nationalist boards on the internet for years, 4chan joined in, everyone that’s here are just children riding on the coattails of incarcerated white trash lmfao.
>>739372974Wait a moment, this was posted from Epic Headquarters. That you Timmy?
>>739373094>>739373407genuinely he looks much uglier and older than when he was a land whale
>well don't mind me i'm just having a great time>teehee
what happens if valve goes to some woman or brown and they ruin everything
We're all lard-asses here, so you're in good company, OP.
>>739373094>ozempicDoesn't cure his overheating.
>>739376139nigga you're brown you think I'm engaging with 80iq rhetoric? Deliver my fries
>>739373103>auswitchzSo it has a swimming pool, local soccar team, and a band you gan join? Why is that a bad thing?
>>739375105Nothing to do with weight. Gabe has recently stood up to corporations that want to tear Steam apart. Decentralized political networks are employed via US Legislation 501(c)(4), corporations are able to funnel limitless amounts of dark money to political groups, marketers, board advisors, consulting firms, so on and so forth, even here on /v/, to push a political agenda. Gabe has literally shielded his users and the industry and resisted bribery, turned down vast sums of money from what has taken over most of the industry. He is the last bastion in the West. The corporations and rich individuals who want to essentially bleed his company dry are crying "monopoly" as their business practices weren't sustainable financially, with the Iran war at the forefront of economic collapse.
>>739377550don't forget the rollercoasters and jerk machines. place was truly a paradise.
>>739377549I’m busy taking your job making videogames
>>739373692SALUTE
>>739372974Ave Sol! Heil Sankt Gaben!
>>739372974His fucking body shape is shaped like a turd. What the fuck.
>>739377716Case in point, they're currently flooding the catalog with anti-Steam/Gabe content, which has ramped up considerably since Gabe released the schematics for his new peripherals that threaten predatory companies who have lost exclusive rights to dictate what content can go where and through what censorship practices they deem fit. They tried to lay SBI at his feet. They're pushing the monopoly narrative. They're pushing against Asian games who don't need to adhere to the ESG visuals like Western companies do, sheerly due to not wanting to lose market access. These are all easily observed patterns and activities, they use the same tactics on /pol/.
>>739378936his body is shaped like the perfect sequence from Fibonacci.
>>739379089I thought it was the golden ratioor is that his posture
>>739375235>>739375465Let's be really the traffic has dropped a good 75% over the last decade. This place is just a clown show for bots, 3rd worlders and those 40yo incels that have no one else but anon.
>>739372974Holy shit, he's a fat guy? Steam will be receiving no more of my dollars, I shall be using the Epic Games Store now as at least then my dollars won't be going to a fat guy, and I urge others to do the same.
>>739374185>i have a bit less than you but it covered all my adult lifeSame, mine will be 13 in 2 monthsI made it at 11 on my first pc, I lived more years with steam than without
>>739372974How does some get this fat in real life? How does someone look in the mirror, see their monstrous fucking visage looking back at them, and think "you know, I could go for 2 stacks of chocolate pancakes with syrup and 12 crispy bacon strips for breakfast today"