Why wasn't she in Majora's Mask?
>>739374468Sexo
>>739374468it's explained in the intro of the game
>>739374862she's dead anon, she can't have sex
>>739374468The secretary lady is just teenage Saria
>>739374468Did you even play OoT? She was one of the sages, they're basically forever sealing Ganon. You wouldn't know that though, coomers don't play the games (aka most of /v/).
>>739375230Do the Kkokiri even have sex? They just sprout from the Great Deku tree, right? Does Saria even have a vagine
>>739374468why would she be, pedophile?
>>739375473if she doesn't i'll make one
None of the kokiri were though.
>>739375443In the other timeline
>>739374468Why would she be?
>>739375619I don't think Majora's Mask traumatized Link that much that he wouldn't be able to handle seeing Saria wearing a slutty skull kid costume
>>739374468Why wasn’t Zelda in Majora?
>>739375709Having to live the same day over and over to stop a pissed off moon from killing everyone sounds quite traumutising though.
>>739375858She was, albeit in a flashback.
>>739375929>giving a beloved family heirloom to the first boy who makes you wetMany such cases.
>>739375709He simply cannot handle the Kokiri coochie.
>>739376010>Still losesOuch.
>>739376010I think it was more down to the whole "holy shit this hero is literally the exact embodiment of an ancient hyrulian prophecy, maybe I should give him this ocarina"
>people going "didn't you play OOT? SHE'S DEAD/A SAGE"yea in a different timeline. So she's fine.Also because it wasn't Hyrule OP.
>>739375619>saria as a skullkid with 2 fairies (hers and navi equivalent)never knew i wanted this
>>739375473someone has to be the wet nurse
Sarianal
>>739376484>with 2 fairies (hers and navi equivalent)That's Tatl and Tael you dumbass.
>>739376323Fine, different timeline stuff aside, why would she even be in Majora? Kokiri die if they leave the forest, so she would be dead if she tried to somehow end up in termina anyway.
>>739375473Kokiri are descended from Hylians, not the Great Deku Tree so maybe? The Deku Tree is just their caretaker guardian and they do eventually evolve into the Koroks in the adult timeline.
>>739375443is Link white or Asian?
>>739374468she looks like her feet smells like mint.
>>739375473There's male and female kokiris so she definitely does.
>>739376718>Kokiri die if they leave the forestThey don't do that.
>>739376850they are genderfluid
>>739376913Shut up the Japs don't know such jewish notions.
>>739376781Well Hyrule and Hylians are obviously modeled after european fantasy, but Hylians and Hyrulians are their own race and aren't the same so it depends.>>739376854Okay not die but they will age, do you want to accept that your beloved waifu will die and become a hag?
>>739376854They died shortly afterwards.
>>739376913>Here we go again.
>>739376668that's what i'm implying dumbass
>>739376958>but they will ageThey clearly don't.
>>739376958Not if they keep lying in the forest.
>>739377441Windwaker is a different timeline to Majora's Mask.
>>739377668I know but that being the case is irrelevant to the point I'm trying to make.
>>739377741Yes it is because the races in that game don't act or function the same to the ones in a different timeline.
>>739377668Tingle's dialogue literally references Majora's Mask.
>>739377871Anon, that's literally the last Kokiri in the Adult Timeline and he functions literally the same as every other Kokiri in the Child Timeline.
>>739376958>so it depends.you very well know link isnt Asian lmaoJapanese creators dont make Asian characters lol
>>739376718Well, if we go by lore aren't saltwater Zoras different from River Zoras?Why weren't the Great Bay Zoras the ugly ones from Link to the Past?
>>739376141>throw out the hand crafted ocarina your future wife gave you for some shitty royal family heirloom link is a fag
what will saria look like in the remake? will she keep her breasts? even in the manga her bust is bigger than the other girls.also, are they going to use the manga to fill in the story?
>>739377441he's a ghost
>>739376958>Hylians and Hyrulians are their own racehyrulans are citizens of hyrule, any race. hylians are elves
>>739378632>hebeTouch grass, NOW.
>>739378698He's a recent ghost. Also coincidentally proves Kokiri have sex.
>>739378632>even in the manga her bust is bigger than the other girls.The fuck are you talking about.
>>739378907she objectively has more tit than the other girls>>739378826who the fuck in 2026 denies kokiri dont stay kids? they were an imitation of hylians until the deku tree made them koroks
>>739379304>who the fuck in 2026 denies kokiri dont stay kids?Apparently that anon. Also Saria's best feature are her thighs, not chest.
>>739374468She was replaced by the walking onahole
>>739379490>Saria's best feature not chest
>>739379568she's made out of wood man, i don't know if that would be very pleasant
>>739379758grapefruit technique mouth
>>739379676That's just how it goes.
>>739379758Given a proper sanding, I doubt that.
>>739378802Says the dude typing in 4chins video games board
>>739379804>>739379889she's made of wood you can't stick your dick in wood
>>739379951Anyone types here, even people with lives. BUT YOU and YOUR OBSESSION with pedophilic terms such as "hebe"? You need to get out of your house.
>>739378632They had better not. Link is a fucking loser in the manga.
>>739380029its a descriptive term. its a pubescent non-teenage girl with some physical development. its more specific and more accurate
>>739378464Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's fresh and clean, you've got upright and lean. If it's salty and brown, you're in monster town. Now, there's 2D exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here... And, of course, in Termina, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
>>739380109star fox has the benefit of not having an "official" manga. metroid has stuck PRETTY well to its manga. they havent REALLY done much to diverge from it at all.im preemptively expecting them to use the manga but alter the events to keep the original game progression. so like mido wont help link beat gohma and kokiri sword wont be his, but his extra dialogue and chiding would be added in new cutscenes
oh shit. we all know oot link fucks malon since his direct descendant tp link knows epona's song and is a rancher.BUT, did link rizz up malon and then have to do it again when he was sent to the new child timeline or did he choose her in the new timeline and rizzed her up since he already knew she grew big milkers as an adult?
>>739380598Apparently he went back and redid everything. Both Zoras and Gorons hail him as a hero with the Zora's making an armor for him and the Gorons holding onto his bow from MM.
>>739374468She was dead and her soul bound to the Forest Temple in another country.
>>739380663yeah he wouldve had to save the deku tree just to watch him die again. but malon isnt related to those things. so he went out of his way to meet her again. i guess i cant blame him. his choices were a fish, the princess, a farm girl, and an ageless facsimile of a hylian who may or may not have fizzled away as the kokiri became extinct because the new deku tree was a racist.
>>739380029holy tourist
>>739380826Technically no. She dies in OoT when you're an adult. But in MM it's after you've gone back to your child state before the events unfurl and ganon is dealt with. You don't become the hero of Time because there is no threat to resolve and you go looking for Navi in the Lost Woods. The sages survive what would happen to them and eventually become spirits.
>>739378802If there's grass on the field, play ball.
>>739381056>The sages survive what would happen to them and eventually become spirits.They're not the same Sages.
>>739381114i do think saria is most likely out of all the girls, pre time skip, to already have pubes
>>739381114There is no grass on that field.
>>739374468 Do you think in the highly likely upcoming remake of remaster the expand upon the history between Sarah and Lincoln that game? like address to Fan theory that she might have basically been a stepmom to him as an infant?
>>739381168Each sage is as much the previous as link is. Technically different people but bound the same way. They get their awakening and know the duty the previous held. Alive or dead.Just alter how far down the bloodline it gets.
>>739381364>abe lincoln x saria
>>739381114Geriatric old hag.
>>739381498who said shes old? all the kokiri had no idea link wasnt one of them. so logically, the great deku tree CULLED THE ORIGINAL KOKIRI and started fresh with a new batch when he got baby link
Kokiri have been confirmed for the Zelda movie because there is a child actress playing the role of Fado.I hope this means we'll see Saria and Mido, maybe for a young Link flashback?
>>739381737oh right, THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO. the remake could be based on the movie...
>>739381801I doubt it, the new Starfox remake isn't using the Fox McCloud from the Galaxy movie.
>>739381902but that was a mario movie featuring fox and the game is coming out too soon after it for it to be based on that movie. this remake is still not officially revealed so its possible for it to be based on the movie.im think ive lost all hope just typing this. its so much more likely they WONT make two different versions of the same story and just fill in the plot blanks with movie content
>>739381737I hope not. If they're going to rape OoT some more then I'd at least them to do it as minimally as possible.
>>739382113you shouldn't have ever had hope in the first place
>>739382113>>739382158>>739382227You guys need to lay off the black pills. The movie will be it's own thing.
>>739382158I'm all for strange adaptations and changes. I'd rather see something weird and new than a 1:1 remake of something that already exists. Like, that Live Action Avatar show is trash but it's really interesting to me personally because they're combining like 5 different episodes into one coherent narrative and while it doesn't always work, I still think its fascinating and its more interesting than if it was a 1:1 remake. If it's bad at least make it unique
Best case is they have a film that's like a weird mash of different continuities. It then doesn't become a film that ruins one games storyline and does it's job as an intro to the series.I'm still curious if they'll even have Link be vocal. I know it's implicit he can talk in most games but not actually shown.
>>739382158>peasant girl mogs the blond princess hardWhy is this trope always so kino
>>739382440its own thing elaborating upon ooc, which is being remade in the same style of star fox, keeping the base game the same with new story additions
>>739382440It's going to be garbage just like the Mario movies were. That's not a blackpill, that's a truthpill.
>posting coomer art of a character whose entire schtick is that she realizes she represents an impassable boundary between age, maturity, regret, and acceptance Wow dude it’s so hot to post porn of a girl forced into spiritual servitude and completely unable to interact with her childhood crush
>>739382830The Kokiri are the Lost Boys from Neverland.
>>739382830That's only in one timeline though now post her happily being impregnated.
>>739382830It's not our fault she has infinitely more chemistry with Link than Zelda does.
>>739381114That's Sylphiette, not Saria.
>>739383096>tfw link becomes a stalfos because he died in the lost woods after cumming in saria too hardim sure malon wasnt happy to find out how her husband died
>>739383293Link becomes the Hero's Shade until he gets reincarnated by Saria, anon.
malon would be the obvious choice for link if it wasn't for the going into games machine guy who figured out why she sucks
>>739383584>the obvious choiceshe's the canon choice dude
