Gamer meal.
people will mockingly call a plate of fruit, meats, cheeses a 'girl dinner' but fuck the haters, that shit is delicious all together on one plate.
>>739374870No crackers?
>>739375002>people will mockingly call a plate of fruit, meats, cheeses a 'girl dinnerOnly in muttmerica
>>739374870>leafs are so poor they can only afford moldy cheese and withered olivesgrim
>>739375010carbs are deatheat slices of meat instead
>>739374870I love cheese.
>>739374870>t.
>>739375062no way wisconsin is that high
>>739374913whoa he is literally me
>>739374870Take the sticker off the laptop
>>739374870Let's knock it up a notch.
>>739374913is eating wood good for you?
>>739374870>moldy foodeww>olivesEWWW BROTHER EWWWWWW
>sparkling waterWhy? Just drink normal water.
>>739375062I'm American and I eat that shit ya solipsistic fag
>>739375176>Muttmerican seeing real food for the first time in xer life
>>739375168you get a lot of fiber
>>739374870Cheese and sea shells?
>>739375062>Jarvis, cross reference this map with Black and brown population in each state
>>739374870Girl dinner shit>>739374913I wonder, evolutionarily, how long of gnawing on trees to trim their teeth they went before they started building lodges or if they were already building dens and just combined it
>>739374870do people seriously just eat olives by themself like thatdisgustingdisgusting eating them at all, really
>>739374870Needs some crackers and cherry tomatoes
>>739375094You can tell this is some balkan country just from salami and feta
>>739375089>carbs are death>potatoes pictured
I've eaten fast food or takeout for almost every single meal in the last two years.How do I stop and finally just cook, bros?
>>739375062Maps like these are always just heatmaps for non-white populations, it's really funny
>>739375218>olives>real foodyou have to be a legit retard to even think of eating olives (and mediterranean niggers are), they're practically inedible before the curing process and after it they still taste like shit
>>739375437Just get easy to cook shit, or hell if you're really that lazy, just get precooked meat.Add microwaved vegetables and cook up your meat/rice/potatoesOr get an airfryer/instant pot/crockpot and just toss shit in and forget about it
>not liking olivesDo mutts think all olives taste like the processed and dyed canned slop they get on their pizzas?
>>739375089There's nothing better than some bread, cheese, and simple meat like jerkyHits special
>>739375437do easy meals, the easiest meat i eat is white fish fillet and whole wheat ricefor veggies i just get the pan hot and throw frozen ones until they are nice and lightly char
>>739375094Are those just raw cloves of garlic?
>>739374870methheads
>>739375437just cut up a bunch of stuff and throw it in a pot with broth and a spice mixfood for the week
>>739375437Grilled cheese is piss easy, just take a skillet, put it on medium, wait for it to get hot, butter two pieces of bread, put two slices of cheese in between, put it on the skillet, and then flip it when it stops sticking to the pan. Congrats, you just cooked your first meal. Next you can put ham on it for a hot ham and cheese, tuna on it for a tuna melt, corned beef with swiss cheese and sauerkraut for a makeshift Reuben, etc.
>eat cheese everyday>try mold cheese>tongue instantly starts burningshid
>>739375062>>739375285Minnesota is not > 100 IQ any moreNeither is Maryland or Mass
>>739375168fibermax to the ultimate level of physics and health
>>739375437Be poorer
>>739375002absolutely, been trying to explain to my friends why this is delicious but they're being fags about it. philistines
>>739374870>>739375094Luv me some cheese.
>>739375094Looks amazing, but I have to know what the proper way of eating the Garlic in this setup is.I feel like I'd slice it and add it to the occasional slice of cheese but the image leans towards just eating a whole clove before or after a shot.
>>739375653>just eating raw onionsYou people are fucking freaksevery fucking faggot that posted an image in the thread
>>739375497Can't wait for China to beat shartmetica so the world can start healing
>>739374870alright i'm going out to boughter some and it's YOUR faultthank you
>>739374870Grim..
>>739375089>carbs are deathI embrace them
>>739375742I've just eaten some sardines in tomato sauce with raw onions inbetween dark rye bread. Absolutley decadent.
>>739375497Our grocery stores have entire sections where you can buy assorted olives by the pound, yuropoor
>>739374870>Canned water
>>739375878those aren't real olives, mutt
>>>/ck/
r8 my goyslop
>>739375002Cheese variety and crackers with pickled onion is god tier.
>>739375968umami mouthfeel
>adding onions to everything >sauteing onions to use as a side >baking onions to eat with butter and salt>eating onions raw
oliveniggers are retarded but we all knew this
>>739375984This would literally make me sick.
>>739375965i can see castelvetrano olives on the far left though you retard
>>739375878>posts tiny, tasteless, commiefornia olivesYou've never had a real olive, Miguel.
>>739374870For me it’s King Oscar sardines with Triscuits or Club crackers.
>>739375464They're pretty damn good for you though. Consider eating some even if as an ingredient.
>>739375437Ease yourself into it by starting with frozen shit that you just pop in the oven. Start with easy shit too like bacon. I dunno how you can fuck up bacon. Learn to make eggs the way you like 'em. Learn some other basics like rice and potatoes. Work your way up from there.
>>739375984amaricans are fucking disgusting subhumans
>>739375984You're unironically eating this?
>>739375939Yeah? And?
>>739375526Pickled Garlic, most likely.
All I need is pic related and some bread (optionally toasted).
>>739375984how 2 get 75% off Oreo flavored Oreos
>>739376024Based acid enjoyer.
>>739375653what goes good with raw onion?>>739375094what goes good with raw garlic?
>>739375984>with REAL oreo
>>73937598412 year old me would be in heaven.Adult me would break the snacks up over three days and appreciate them for longer. A nice garden salad followed by the pizza slice sounds pretty good.
>>739375984sad looking mango, don't keep them in the fridge
>>739375984judging by the bite marks you got some neat straight teeth
>>739376125The next step after that is a slow cooker/instant pot.Pretty low effort, hard to fuck up as long as you’re not eating purely chicken breasts for your protein, plenty of recipes online, and can really just dump it in, let it do it’s thing and maybe stir occasionally.
>>739375984That ice cream sandwich is the only thing that looks good here.
>>739376319>what goes good with raw onion?fresh bread
>>739375320>I wonder, evolutionarily, how long of gnawing on trees to trim their teeth they went before they started building lodges or if they were already building dens and just combined itThis is what atheism does to you. It makes you think these things just happen out of nowhere instead of believing our lord made them.
>>739375430looks bulgarian
>>739376024source?
>>739376506>That ice cream sandwich is the only thing that looks good here.Anon... that isn't an ice cream sandwich, it's a package of like 20 cookies.
>>739375437Make something that takes little effort, like chicken and rice. If you want to make something tasty, take the fast food you eat at whatever place you go to and make it at home instead. I always do that when I run out of ideas on what to make.
>>739374870do you eat enough proteins anon?
A raw onion is great if you have a blocked nose. The stronger the better.
>>739375089You mean simple carbs right? Do you just not eat plants? Carbs are great for you.Can't tell if you are being ironic because there really are groups of people who demonize carbs not realizing that not all carbs are junk food. I hate how I'll cook like a pasta meal and my sister will be like "mmm no thanks gotta watch those carbs." Bitch carbs give you energy. It's just normal food.
>>739376506>ice cream sandwich
Rice + spice will cover up all manner of culinary crimes.
>>739376201Not him, but thank you. Just didn't click for me.I might have to give it a shot. Pickling garlic seems a little extreme but I like both things, to it's probably great.
>>739375437Ah let me guess, you’re a Chief Software Executive Director Operations Lead Supervisor Dean President and likely make upwards of $250,000/yr doing virtually no work outside of a monthly progress meeting where you show a PowerPoint made by your admin assistant that makes $15/hr and then go on an extended vacation without using any PTO but still get full salaried pay and benefits but of course while also attending every company party and asking for catered lunch at every single minor meeting you might go to (you don’t) even if the meeting is only 3 people and for 10 minutes (please spend $200 on catering costs no we don’t want to order delivery lol we’re gonna keep our six figure salaries it’s too le hard to pay for our own food haha anyway no you can’t have the leftovers you fucking Dayto! SigoGgggooa. App??1
>>739374870I love eating cheese with Boost.
>>739375431Those are olives
>>739376643I stand by my point.
>>739376553white, rye or sourdough?any spreads?
>>739375345>>739375464I'm baffled that people actually hate olives by themselves. What the fuck is wrong with you people? You were probably the type of kids that only ate chicken tenders and processed mac n' cheese all day and could barely see your dick when you peed. I'm sorry europoors, I completely understand you now.
>>739376754It depends on the pickling style, but it’s usually pretty great. Mild and not very harsh.
>>739375984>oreo>with real oreowell I would fucking think so
>>739376881rye, spreads optional
>>739376167NTA what would your choice be
>>739376319>what goes good with raw onion?Anything that's slightly oily/fat and could use to have it cut by some acidity. Personally I like it with cheese and raw fish (the kind that can be eaten raw like sardines, herring, etc.). Sometimes it also works minced over mayo if you eat it with something else, like fries or burgers.
>>739376758
>>739376319>what goes good with raw onion?Most soft cheeses, beef, egg.Raw red onion on tartare beef is especially nice.>what goes good with raw garlic?Most soft cheeses, most varieties of rice or cereals/pseudocereals like quinoa, chicken/fowl meat, some fish, most cured meats
I made pizza bread the other day.
>>739375984The dried mushrooms are the only thing worth eating here, maybe the dried up pear, but it might be too far gone by now.
>>739375094>Mastika PeshteraBaziran Anon si ti, Maistire.How much money do you make working this field?
>>739375508I always go nuts on this shit during Christmas, it's like my crack. Obviously I just buy my own and slice it up but still, jesus fuck. Having a big plate of this shit when you're drinking is god tier, and having a plate of it out over is you're vaguely normalfag and entertaining guests is always a hit
>>739375437how shit are you feeling 24/7??I eat fast food maybe every 2 months and it gives me the runs and i feel full in a bad way every time. its also expensive
>>739375984This looks better than any of the charcuterie boards above and YES, I spent $130 ordering a large white pizza, chicken parm sub (whole), and rigatoni bolognese on Uber eats for lunch today. As an Ameriking, it’s my right to be pleasured.
Corn syrup and corn syrup accompaniments.
>>739376948>>739376332I don't think I've eaten an oreo in over two decades and I've never seen that kind but it clearly says real oreo crumbs meaning the shit in the icing
>>739377292It's become my norm so it doesn't feel "shit" anymore.
>>739374870are you a mouse?
>>739376935I do sort of get it, depending on the type of olive.I personally just can’t enjoy Kalamata olives no matter how many I’ve tried.
>>739377130how to get beef tartare at home?will a pack of supermarket mince beef do?
>>739375089try buckwheat gruel, its literal slop, add in some fermented veggies (coleslaw or kimchi) and shits delish.
>>739377385well if you're not capable of cooking a stake and boiling some potatoes i see no problem keeping on eating that shite then
>>739376741>>739376659Why does every nigger cook (a reference not be be taken literally) make rice+eggs+leaves and pretend like anyone wants to eat that tasteless shit? Then they’ll throw in fish like it isn’t a bottom of the barrel “meat” option. Where are the cooks making delicious raspberry chocolate lava cakes?
>>739374870change water to a dry red wine, add some thick salami slices and 2 slices of white bread please
>>739377448you will get violently ill if so. go to a butcher and buy freshly made mince there
>>739375752>Can't wait for China to beat shartmetica so the world can start healingPfffft. All superpowers are cancer for their own reasons.
>>739377601ok thanks
>>739377627Yes, it’s only your dirt pie local cuisine that’s special!
>>739375210You don’t even have real cheese in America.
>>739377539>comparing a proper meal to a dessertyou have diabetes
>>739376319Coach ZWhat do you mean by SPRAT
>>739377721I’m a healthy wholesome 180 pounds algoeverso. Get better taste annd eat less of it instead of gorging yourself on gross slop.
>>739377448You need to find butchers who prepare it, in certain places you can find certain brands that do sell prepackaged tartare beef in some supermarkets though, some of those are actually fairly good as well.>will a pack of supermarket mince beef do?No, tartare is not just raw ground meat, it must be specifically sterilized and prepared through entirely different standards so don't do this.
>>739374870what are those brown eggs?
I hate boiled vegetables.Love em raw though.
>>739377771>sees vegetables and rice>has a sharty meltygo charge your wheelchair
>>739377719>>739376127>>739375965>>739375752>>739375497>>739375218>>739375062Rent free.
>>739377861Steamed veg is the way to go
>>739377539elaborate bait, but I won't bite
any eurofriends awake?years ago someone mentioned some dish using "wheat berries" and milk and something something. i had no idea wheat berries were a thing and it looked yummy but i cant remember what it was called. google just brings up some egyptian dish
>>739374870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6enZ6aVfisRaw beef and raw egg yolks mog
>>739376581>didn't capitalize "Lord"Eat shit faggot, God made evolution because the universe is orderly and rational
>>739376824>that drink>paper platesare you 70 years old?
>>739374870I also have a monster on the fridge but that's for later
>>739377235Yeah, it works as a snack or even lught lunchIt just doesnt fly as a dinner that OP is doing. Supper should be a cohesive meal
>>739378074put some raw onion slices on that
>>739376824>cheese, fruit and nut packNIGGAH EAT THE FRUIT AND NUTS
>>739375094this looks comfy to me
>>739378000the universe is disorderly and irrational. there are black holes, dark matter dictates galaxies, and three body orbits are unpredictable and beyond analytical solutions. space and time are interwoven yet we can't figure out how it works on the quantum level or near the big bang on tiny scales.
>>739377719American made cheese pretty frequently beats out all of Europe in worldwide competitions and it makes euros makers seethe bad
>>739375437you just need to get a hypertensive episode once like me, really motivates you to start working out and stop eating slop. -20kg since early march
>>739374870based cheese enjoyerIt's almost raspberry season, any recipe you guys recommend? I usually harvest 4 to 5 times the amount in that picture.
My go-to lazy meal is a low calorie salad (about 230 cals even with sauce) and add on cooked steakbites for +120 cals. I get em both at Costco and it's perfect for a meal before the gymEZ meal
>>739378275Make the raspberry chocolate lava cake instead of wasting them, SIR
anyone here who can recommend me some fish dishes that does not taste like ass? i like deenz and tuna but fucking hate salmon. tried so many different salmon dishes and it was all TERRIBLE
>>739376712lol this image is such retarded dogshit. Glucose and fructose is borderline identical for your body, it's just that fruits tend to come with more vitamins than corn syrup shit. It would be far better if you taught people about these vitamins and minerals that you could find in e.g. a potato or orange juice and why that makes these things vastly superior nutritionally to coke. Also liquid calories are real easy to get in so drinking sodie pops is the number one fatty trap, nothing to do with the fructose vs glucose distinction I appreciate what it's trying to do but it's just so wrong it serves more as disinfo
>>739378275raspberry jam and use with pie.
>>739374870I always have a small slice of parmesan cheese, flatbread, and fruit for dinner.
>>739378191The failure of current man to understand what is set in front of us is not evidence for the lack of order and to believe such is arrogance; man is not perfect and omniscient AnywaysMeatloaf: sloppa or not?
>>739378325Literally just put butter and lemon. If you don't like that then you don't like salmon.
>>739375464Holy. Fucking. Amerifat.
>>739378389>>739376712oh and also, berries and fruit are simple carbs, and fries aren't simple carbs, so the image is just flat out wrong on top of peddling disinfo. This is food pyramid tier trash.
lotta Gönnjamins itt
>>739375094>can't afford to eat cheese anymore despite living in a country where the primary exports are meat and dairyGrim
>>739378505what other fish are there
Im on a diet
>>739376581this is irony right?
>>739378665at that point you should just fast instead
>>739378665Beef jerky and dried fruit bro, it’s filling
>>739378658HokiTunaGurnardMarlin Cod
>>739378557Correct, never trust "big pharma backed" "foodplate" nonsense, they don't know what they are talking about, they are the same who would enforce castrating young men of virility to stop them from masturbating by feeding them poison to make them lethargic. Big Cereal is a scam and a death cult meant to push worthless grains over real food that has nutrients in it.
>>739378702I am>>739378740after my fast
>>739378658trout?
>>739378647You can always afford cheese, you just don't want to.
Make way, peasants.
>>739377861Depends on the veggies honestly, cabbage for instance is good either way.>>739378453Just like hamburgers meatloaf can be really good if you know how to make it AND cook it, but it's really easy to end up with nightmarish slop because most people can't do one or the other, or both, like all stuff that involves ground beef with other ingredients its complexity can be its own downfall.
>>739378806if you're eating something, you're not fasting
>>739378774>he doesn't trust the ScienceCool it with the economic terrorist rhetoric
You guys need some fiber in your diets.>>739378275Quark, rolled oats and berries, god tier breakfast/heavy snack.
>>739375437i just make protein slop. half-ground beef, chicken, or turkey, half pinto beans, make it all in one big pot, throw in taco seasoning, eat a bowl just like that, or throw on some shredded cheese, a dollop of sour cream, and some salsa. you protein and fiber max, and it takes 0 effort to make. also eat tons of eggs.
>>739378843fasting from meat anon
>>739378740pretty sure that dried fruit is emptying
>>739378761forgetting herring.
>>739378886that's not what fasting means
>>739377861I love tomatoes and lettuce so much it's unreal
>>739378834sadly it tasted like a less shitty salmon>>739378761what kind of deep sea creatures are you recommending me here
>>739378860Cornflakes was started as a way to further de-virilize men same with muesli, facts.
>>739378840Ameraryan award
>>739376758A burning hatred so real it's cremating my monitor.
>>739375127Seethe, Illinoigger. I spit on you from my throne of cheese.
>>739378918Yeah it does dumb frog poster its a common practice
>>739378961tuna (skipjack for least toxic breed) is normal food, literally available in every store in canned form.
>>739378885>also eat tons of eggs.how? like scrambled or with something?
>>739375653why do you cover eggs? who are you afraid is gonna steal them?
>>739378961Just reciting the fish that used to be mentioned on Outdoors with Geoff. I've only ever eaten Hoki and Tuna myself.
>>739378320Already did a few times, loved it, will likely do it again, I'm just running out of new ideas, I did :Crumble (shit idea, wasted)basic raspberry tart (decent)Panna Cotta (delicious and easy)raspberry cream (liqueur)I'll try making a bavarois and a lemon/raspberry tart, but I was wondering how anons across the globe ate them.>>739378405I always make jam with the last batches>>739378869Is Quark just cream cheese ?
>>739376758Lol'd
>>739379046Bowled preferably with a wooden spoon. It would be wise that you eat them all in one sitting.
>>739379161>raspberry cream liqueur Excellent choice
>>739375094comfy
>>739378885have been eating like this for a few years now and i am so tired of minced meat, rice or beans but it fucking sucks making a "real" meal for 30 minutes and eat it up in 5
>>739374870what's for wine?
>>739377961>eurofriends>sand nigger foodyeah that fits.
>>739379472I'll never stop loving mince and beans until the day I die.
>>739377539>bait or the absolute state of amerilard
for me? its brie
>>739379161You could make a French martini but you’d probably not need more than 20 of your raspberries
>>739374870>mfw cottage cheese, watermelons, cucumbers, and sourdough bread
>>739378774>>739378860>doesn't trust the scienceThe science backs him up, grains are hard to digest for humans and are nutritionally relatively worthless and in the modern day also contain lots more glyphosate and other shitty pesticides than you would gain when eating any other carbsI promise you if you swap to mainly eating potatoes and fruits for your carbs you will feel way better, it immediately fixed my acid reflux too which has to do with PRAL, google it, but basically the minerals in potatoes and fruit help your body balance acidity and prevent gout which rice and pasta don't do because they don't have those minerals. Cruciferous vegetables are fine but whenever you eat anything that grows above ground and isn't a fruit consider that humans eat it DESPITE their nutritional value, not because of it. They literally contain goitrogens and straight up poisons, for example you know how grass starts smelling a certain way when you mow the lawn? Well all plants do this and it's a form of poison defense. When you eat cruciferous vegetables you are consuming these anti nutrients. If you cook them hard, throw away the cooking water and add some butter you can limit the intake of these goitrogens and such, but you still shoudln't overdo it. Having some every so often with your meals is fine but turning every plate you eat into 300g half-raw broccoli is one of the biggest unhealthiest memes that has been pushed as of late. Literally turns off your thyroid, slows your metabolism, and causes you to gain weight more easily because your calories out is lower. You fare far better with root vegetables
>>739379593what are you mixing it with? jalapenos?? just some seasoning??
for me, it's two cans of pinto/borlotti beans, 200g of gnocchi, some herbs, good olive oil and parmasan stirred into a big bowl of sloppa
>>739376712>carbs give you energyIf you run 26 miles a day, yes. Otherwise your hunter gatherer caveman body evolved to track meat at a walking pace and eat berries, not graze like herbivores.
>>739379708remember to always opt for fermented grains if possible, still legumes prior cooking instead of soaking them (same shit, much purer results and faster, heat removes bacteria, ethanol gets removed as well, no gas from even kidney beans, just grains doing their thing if gas happens.)
>>739378275I like to make jam and use that to make a dark chocolate raspberry tart for the holidays.
>>739379708I remember seeing an AI sloppa or some kind of hippie channel that talked about how modern "bread" is essentially packaged biowaste. Baking your own using medieval methods is considered a better alternative that isn't the equivalent of eating manufactured garbage. It was part of some other loopy shit where they talked about generating free energy from burying chopped logs under a mound. You can use it for an earth battery or a self replenishing garden plot that doesn't use much in the way of external fertilizers.
>>739379906>fermented grainsgrain vodka?
>>739377719Proof?
>>739376840those are some big fucking olives
>>739379717Nope just good ole fashioned mince on toast. If you want to get fancy you throw some chopped tatos, carrots and peas into the slop.
>>739377719Amerimutt cheese is cheese, it starts out real cheese and it gets re-blended so it can melt. Stop this stupid lie, there are plenty of other toxic amerimutt foods for you to complain about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aGNAxN5Z-o
>>739380332>American """cheese"""
>>739380389>He's gay and european
>>739380126light kvass, kombucha, whatever you prefer or opt for something like buckwheat and barley instead for flour sources.
My lunch was literally fresh bread, olive oil, cheese, and an apple. Americans eat food. Euros eat muslim cock.
>>739380065>some other loopy shitthat's just a hügelkultur and he's correct about store bought bread being garbage.
>>739375062
This is what a true gamer eats
For me it's frybread. The stuff is a walking heart attack but it tastes so good.
>>739377861Haven't had boiled anything in forever. It kills all the taste.
>>739380545Oh my Ramsey is that a delectable Pop Tartare sandwich?
It is important to remember american bread is basically a loaf of cake.
>>739380641>he eats injun foodHEYHOWAREYA HEYHOWAREYA?
>>739380858It's hard for them to find good bread but it exists somewhere.I think it's called "heritage" or something like that. It's not just the bread itself that's pozzed but the wheat they use for the crap in their presliced stuff is gmo'd shit with 20 variety of cancer
>>739375345Olives go great with everything. Put em in salad, on the side with some nice steak and mashed potatoes. In drinks. You heathens don't know what you've been missing.
>>739380858>and other things eurotards pretend are true to feel better about themselves
>>73938054sounds awful.
>>739379860NTA but I don't spend my day tracking meat at a walking pace either. I unironically just do office work that only involves math and numbers, and yet my productivity is noticeably worse when I don't eat carbs during the day. Brain uses up a lot of sugar.
>>739380976 see >>739380998
>>739376758UH OH POORFAG MELTY
>>739374870>mmmm I love eating stale solidified milkEuropoors are genuinely worse than jeets
>>739379310lel
>>739381181
>>739381181You're right that OP is a jeet but are you seriously shitting on cheese of all things?
>>739378691I think their teeth are very irony.
>>739381264>You're right that OP is a jeetHis keyboard is french.
>>739381264A high percentage of the world has various levels of intolerance to lactose. Guess from which nations said groups mostly come from?
>>739381309Nah we use azerty in frogland and his laptop his qwerty with a french sticker so you can take a wild guess
>>739381264Absolutely, cheese is the quintessential poorfag food on par with bread/cereals. Any time I hear about someone eating cheese I can't help but picture his 5'3 malnourished europoor ancestors crawling around during a famine and finding an old bucket of stale rotten milk and eating it while crying, and after the famine passes they try to pass it off as a delicacy. Yeah bro you totally ate that rotten milk because you wanted to, not because you were starving. Fuck off.
>>739374870i dont fuck with olives but i would demolish that cheese desu desu desu
>>739381428>>cheese is the quintessential poorfag foodwhat the fuck are you saying niggerit's 12-25 EUROS per kilo for cheesethat's meat tier price
>>739376935Not everyone is a greasy olive-slurping wop. Go back to Sicily.
>>739381428This has got to be one of the most pointless things to seethe over that I have ever seen. What possesses someone to think like this?
>>739376024Cute boys like onions
>>739381428Jesus you have the tastebuds of a 10 year old
>>739374870Genuinely based as fuck. Good cheese + olives is a god tier combination.
>>739375062IQ collapsing in Western Europe too. As other anons have pointed out, it's literally just a heat map showing diversity strengthening a country.
>>739381589It's not even true, cheese is expensive. Guy formed this opinion based on watching cartoons while his mom goes shopping for him
>>739381589he got his wallet stolen by a romanian and he's still a little upset
>>739376024imagine the smell
>>739381536Yeah because your ancestors fooled you into thinking it's a delicacy and not a literal bottom of the barrel rancid food that not even starving africans would eat.
>>739381746africans can't eat cheese because they're lactose intelorantinfact lactose tolerance is a white only thing and that's why we conquered the world
>>739377861Boiled vegetables are disgusting and I don't know why people still do it. I imagine the parents that can't get their kids to eat healthy are all doing this shit. My mom would actually cook the veggies properly and it always tasted good. It's the easiest thing in the fucking book and somehow most adults get it wrong.
>>739381746
>>739381746you're so far removed from european culture that you don't even know how cheese is made. Go on, try to explain it in steps without taking the piss
>>739381891European culture is based and should be protected
>>739376758I think this anon might be speaking from experience. Middle management is a cancer for sure. Every industry gets more and more expensive for worse service/products. Then you look at where all the growth is and it's always an explosion of middle management. Absolute parasites
>>739381971cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
>>739374870based but I'd add a tomato in there and it would be literally my perfect gamer fuel
>>739381821>somehow most adults get it wrongBecause women are lazy TV and phone addicted cows.Women's purpose is to be raised by her father up to the age of wifehood, at which point she is married to a suitor of her father's choosing, to whom she keeps his house and rears his children, and cooks for the family.Modern 'women' throw canned vegetables in preservative water into a microwave bowl while watching (((TV))), just like jews taught them to.
>>739381746Do you get a heart attack when you see this ?
>>739381891Cheese is literally just aged curds from milk that's been left to go stale in containers. It's objectively famine food.
>mfw can't find ranch in europe
>>739382023He shits himself when he sees that, actually
Pass me the blue cheese, bro
>>739374870ROQUEFORTCHAD
>>739381891>you're so far removed from european culture Thank GOD
>>739374870god, i love blue cheese
>>739382023I've never tried fondue, seems like richfag food. I like brie and cheddar
>>739382047couldn't you just make your own?
I want to try some stinking bishop just for the experience.
>>739376024>baking onionsThese are fucking great, by the way
reminder wisconsin pulls more cheese awards than the top five euro countries combined
>>739374870This is genuinely repulsive
>>739382120For me it's mild and colby. I miss having toasted cheese sandwiches.
>>739375094WHY IS IT ALWAYS HOMM3 WITH YOU GUYS?!
>>739382124>dry seasoningsBut what about the white goo? Where do you get that?
>>739382257it's just buttermilk
>salami>tomato>mozzarella>a drizzle of olive oil>olives>one glass of triple distilled water made from burning hydrogenyup, it's gamin' time
>>739375062found the original image
>>739382164those look like poppy seed buns with chocolate
>>739382120It's not, you just need white wine, garlic and cheese (gruyere, comte, emmental depending on the region or what you can get), and bread (crusty).There's an easy mode alternative too, don't know how hard it is to get anywhere else but you just need to dig a small hole in a Mont d'Or (a creamy cheese you get in some sort of tiny "barrel"), pour a little amount of white wine and garlic in it, shove it in your oven and it's done.
>>739382014>at which point she is married to a suitor of her father's choosing, to whom she keeps his house and rears his children, and cooks for the familyDude, this sentence alone makes me realize how fucked the modern age is. By the time my gen reaches 40, we'll all be gutted with nothing to our name but a paper box.
Yup, it's gamer time.
>>739374870Those brownish reddish olives are the absolute worst type of olives
>>739382014>having a job instead of staying at home is lazy now
I'm back on keto and I'm losing weight too quick. Not very gamer of me.
>>739382767Women don't have jobs. Writing emails and making zoom calls is not a job.
>>739382767Most women work menial jobs where you sit on your ass all day responding to emails. Every women who doesn't is the one holding the "slow" sign near the construction site.
>>739382804turds and eggs?
>>739374870>sparkling waterwhy
>>739375437Just ask AI for what your in the mood for and get the recipe
>>739382863>>739382868where do you people live holy fuck
>>739375437slow cookers are your friend
>>739382925Oh my bad, I forgot the third one where they work the front desk at a coffee shop for 5 years.
>>739375168>is eating wood good for you?cellulose is literally wood pulp and found in a lot of food products, its a cheap non-toxic filler
>>739382606>By the time my gen reaches 40, we'll all be gutted with nothing to our name but a paper box.Berlin in 1929 was comprised of native Germans living in the precursor to commieblock apartments and actual housing occupied by (((foreign investors))). Those foreign investors in fact happened to be Russian and Ukranian, and happened to be of the jewish persuasion.
>>739382767Women "jobs" are glorified adult daycare created to ensure that they're not having children.
>>739382880Cevapici. Best amount of protein per fat I can get in frozen form from my store. Also extremely tasty.
>>739376758That sounded way too specific and personal
>>739375062this is just a map of racial demographics
>>739382997>Wiemar era 2.0 in progressWew
>>739382983tree bark is cheap man's aspirin if boiled, (depending on the tree.) its what northern people used to do for pain medicine.
>>739376024enough for me
>>739382767Hail, Rabbi
>>739382916have you tried using your fucking brain?
>>739382997Antisemitism is on the rise too. But who knows how long that'll last. And, I wouldn't be surprised if in 80 years the kikes use this time period and whatever "holocaust" happens next to try and justify destroying society again.
>>739382804i'm on a water fast atm and this might be the most unappetizing food i've ever seen. looks like dried shit.surprisingly comfy food thread though for /v/. even though i mock europoors a lot there is always something nice about seeing their plates of cheese, fruits, tinned fish etc in their little hovels.
>>739383124>inb4 fingolian wood bread starts making the rounds
>>739382916I think asking AI for a grilled cheese recipe is a bit much but if it gets someone cooking even a little then who am I to complain.It does irk me when it tries to be cute though.>or mayo(trust me - optional but great)Yeah, no shit it tastes great it's fucking mayo. You're an AI that has no sense of taste, and has just been fed thousands of pictures of sandwiches with mayo.
>>739382471>one glass of triple distilled water made from burning hydrogenknower
ive been eating around 3-4 omellettes a day.almost 10-12 eggs a day i think now
>>739383052those look a lot more appetizing on google images désu
>>739383175They're building giant datacenters and putting cameras everywhere in America specifically to stop the next holocaust. The agenda 2030 surveillance state that'll be estabilished in the USA and EU will make North Korea look like a liberal democracy.
>>739374870thats a snack not a mealand the only reason you like it is because you're too lazy to cook
>>739383303Imagine the smell
>>739383303Thats healthy, though.
>>739375437Here's my favorite low effort meals>Marinated steakGet your favorite/cheapest cut of steak and some kind of bottled steak marinade. Put the steak in a ziplock and let that shit marinate for a few hours (preferably a full 24 hours). When you're ready to cook, take the steak out and pat it dry. Let it sit on a plate while you turn the stove on high and heat the shit out of your pan with canola or vegetable oil. Once the pan is hot enough (oil should shimmer and move very freely) put the steak down and pat it with tongs/spatula so it sits evenly on the pan. Let that shit sit for 2-3 minutes. DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH IT UNTIL YOU ARE FUCKING READY TO FLIP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. After no less than 2 minutes but no more than 4, flip that shit. Repeat the same process and DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH IT FOR 2-3 MINUTES YOU DUMB FUCK. After some time, take tongs and sear the edges of the steak for 30 seconds to one minute per side. Afterwards, cut the heat to medium and add a generous helping of butter (optionally garlic and rosemary/thyme too). Once the butter melts, take a spoon and start basting that bitch continuously until you get it to the wellness you like. Use a thermometer if you're a dumb bitch. Otherwise you can usually "feel out" how done a steak is. Super squishy and lots of give: rare. Super firm with no give: well done (shit).Throw some fucking fries or tater tots in an air fryer and you have a fucking delicious meal.
>>739374913I have a few of these fuckers that live in a river next to my house. They slap their tails on the water when you get near them, sounds like a bomb going off.
>>739383303So? I used to eat 12 eggs for breakfast when I was in college and going to the gym every day, and I would usually eat 4-6 more throughout the day.
>>739375869My man, nothing beats the fresh crisp bite of raw onion to go along side something savory
>>739383181>>739383340I fry them extra long so the fat renders out more, they're definitely meant to be eaten all moist and dripping from the fat, it's basically kebab in sausage form. I'd eat a whole package of 400g if I didn't fry them hard.If you can find them, definitely try it.
>>739383340Agreed, anon's look very dry and just having some garnishes makes a big difference.
Dig in bro!
>>739377861based and same went almost all my life thinking I hated spinach then I tried tried it raw for a salad a couple years ago and discovered it was actually deliciousboiling vegetables is fucking criminal
>>739383562do not deface kot blini with ai slop
>>739383562I wonder what that Russian dude thinks of this AI abomination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqX3UNAUeA
>>739374870Cheese is good but it doesn't need to be 60% of the plate..
>>739383403have fun with your exploding hearthilarious you roided retards think you're healthy eating 18 fucking eggs a dayfat cunt
>>739382120fondue is literally fatfag food disguised as rich people food
>>739382606>>739382767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws
>>739382257hehehehehheheeheh you know hehehehehehehehehehe
>>739383562I don't like AI, but I do like AI cat videos. Yes I'm retarded, how'd you know?
>>739383712Victim weight post lmao jeet
>>739383182its a Scandinavian method (with pine bark) actually, used during famines.
>>739383712retard who doesn't understand dairy facts vs fiction from their death cult veganism, looool.
>>739383397>>739383397I started marinating the steak for my Guinness stew and it's pretty amazing. I leave it overnight in a glass container (not a plastic ziplock you barbarian) with wine and salt, pepper, nutmeg, fennel seeds, bay leaf and some paprika. It's killer. Idk why the recipes for stews online never mention marinating the meat when it improves the stew 10x.
>>739383953>>739383858cope harder eating 18 eggs a day isn't healthy or normal you're a gluttonous freak
>>739383562that is not how you eat blini, fucking stupid AI
>>739375464>you have to be a legit retard to even think of eating olives (and mediterranean niggers are)Seethe
>>739375984https://youtu.be/WHAUlbqZJ3k?si=n4WxikCGv4MO6HZe
>>739383954>all that shitI said low effort. Hence the bottle of marinade instead of going grocery shopping for seven or eight different goddamn spices and seasonings (most people here absolutely do NOT have a spice rack I guarantee it)
>>739382257Use a mix of sour cream and mayo. Ratio depends on how runny you want it.
>>739384046If you weigh less than 200 pounds I could pin you down and rape you until your asshole prolapses forcing you to spend the rest of your miserable pathetic life in the throes of pain as you constantly shit your pants and end up with half your intestines hanging out any time you sneeze or cough. Show some respect when talking to me.
>>739383954>Idk why the recipes for stews online never mention marinating the meat when it improves the stew 10x.Everything is better the more preparation you put into it. Those sites are just trying to get traffic for ads, they don't care about putting care into the craft. Most people if they searched up a recipe and it said "here's a recipe for something you can eat tomorrow" they'd scroll to the next recipe that said "here's a recipe for something you can eat today".
>>739384129My post was referring to marinating meat, not making low effort food
>>739384337>seething fatty with gay rape fantasies Why are they like this lol
>>739384337I'm sorry but I don't respect faggots.
>>739384510hes just your average /fit/izen
>>739375062Impressive. Very nice. Let's see the racial distribution overlay.
Girl Dinner: My boyfriend impregnated my sister, not sure if I should stay with him, frustrating because he impregnated my mom last year but he swore he changed.My dinner: blue cheese and plums (on a diet) sparkling water to fix my sugar cravings. Not here for advice, just to vent.
>>739383712You are severely misinformed
>>739375002all I see is cheese and potatoeswheres the fruit and meat?
>filter out all of the nonsensical and performative complaints and insults>thread becomes a bunch of people sharing their weird local snacksVery comfy.>>739382165The cheese drawer remains undefeated and ever-stocked.
>>739376265it's got an AAFES sticker, so it's military welfare shit. The military is literally required and subsidized to sell basically all commissary stuff at a loss
>>739375984>clearance>75% off>$6.99 for oreosyep. it's shithole hours.
I made pizza last night, it was very tasty
>>739383954If you’re seasoning your stew properly, it shouldn’t make much of a difference since marinades don’t really get much penetration unless it’s high in acidity and you’re leaving it for so long it starts to break down the fibers of the meat, and dry brine with seasoning rubbed or just straight up adding the same directly to the stew on should achieve much the same effect.
>>739384046you sound like a retarded bitch crying, seen Jay Cutler? Dude was eating purely eggs, chicken and rice with some protein powder etc tossed in, you are unhealthy, weak and NGMI!
>>739382047they have it there, but it's not labeled as ranch. Look for "American dressing" I think it's called
>>739383627the owner already did by running a crypto scam lol
>>739384337>I could pin you down and rape you until your asshole prolapsesyou realise you're a faggot right? a closeted, projeting, weird fat faggot who thinks about gay rape out of nowhere
>>739382804>fruit>ketoi shiggy diggy dooI hope you're monitoring your leptin levels to ensure that cantaloupe isn't fucking you
>>739384713the clearance section of your local BX is the most magical place in the world if you're 18 and just got out of Basic.
>>739378136I save all of them in giant Ziploc bags.
>>739384824Jay Cutler looks like a freak, nobody wants to be him, no women find him attractive. eating protein powder mixed in with 18 eggs in a giant protein soup bowl isn't normal, it's just vaguely pathetic I'm eating a delicious tomato salad right now - just sliced tomato, vinegar, olive oil, salt and some basil. I pity you.
>>739378057No, but I feel 70.
>>739374870
>>739375437chicken and rice, nigga, start from there
>>739385076Awful post
>>739374870This is the shit they eat in pathologic on day 7
>>739377719The US imports more cheese than any other country in the world.
>>739385076
hantavirus ahh meal
>>739374870European Goiym FUELThis makes the Amerimexican gag and EXPLODE
>>739384939I'm on one meal a day, it's crazy how once you are in ketosis, your body eating all the fat doesn't make you hungry at all. I'm trying different low carb fruits, I took too long getting to this melon and it was starting to get bad, I'd do 1/8 of it daily normally. Berries are way too fucking expensive. Kiwis last forever in the fridge, but can just do one a day.I got a breathalyzer, I hover around 18-22 of whatever that meter tells me, 30 is optimal ketosis. But I think I need to get back on carbs again, I'm missing out on gains, started keto because I ended up with a thing that cucks me out of the gym for a few months so it was a good opportunity to experiment with less energy.Also the keto stench is real.
>>739385076are you gonna finish that?
>>739385350finest scandinavian cuisine
>>739385350Blood sausage is grossAlso take the fin out of the fish and cook it properly. Animal
>>739385050>projecting homosexual vegan seething at facts.you ain't pulling anyone with noodle arms nigga, your whole generation is fatherless.
>>739385394>keto stench is realI don't think acetone smells bad so it's never bothered me, and I don't care what other people think so I don't care if it bothers them
>>739385508I have a long term girlfriend, something people that eat 18 eggs a day can't comprehend, probably because they are farting and shitting every 30 minutes and digusting everyone else around them with rotten eggshells lying around and shit smeared paper wipes overflowing the bin
>>739385394I think you just smell bad, anon. Stress can make it worse. If you're eating fat go for butter, egg yolks, beef fat or other ruminant fats. You don't need carbs to gain mass, that's a myth.
>>739385350brits aren't human
>get warned twice in a week for off-topic, non vidya threads (granted, i admit it, they were meme shitposting threads trying to be funny and barely active)>thread about literal food gets close to 400 posts and then someWhatever, i'll just eat some food
>>739385648>I have a longterm girl(boy you date and pretend to be a girl)friend.or>I am just lying to inflate my ego.or>I pay to fuck a single prostitute and call her my girlfriend. Either case: shut up cuck, you hyper emasculated lying trash.
YUMMERS
>>739385480>>739385791Black pudding is delicious and my favourite thing for breakfast. Not liking it is talmudic and brown coded.
>>739385880>no-sugar cokeOh i am laffin. Keep posting you lardass
>>739385814Depends on the hour of the day, what obsessed tranny staff member is online, amount of reports submitted. On-topic game threads get deleted all the time.
>>739385880now that's a right proper meal
>>739385879maybe you'd be less psychotic if you cut your egg intake to say, 4 a dayyou know, a normal amount
>>739376840Have you never seen an olive in your live you drooling idiot
>>739386128either way you should talk less shit bitch, low test homosexual faggot.
>>739385523>>739385749I'm a fat fuck, so I'm burning fat at high speeds, I've never smelled this bad before, even with a similar diet. I thought I had shit my chair for the longest time, but it was just me, I'm very hygienic.Most of my fat comes from avocado, olive oil and eggs. I've cut dairy as well just for a bit of a fodmap testing.Carbs are for the energy, I last about 15min/4-5 total reps less. Also energy is recovery.
>>739375437Start with the simplest and boring shit possible, like preparing some pasta, a well done steak, lettuce+tomato salad, etc>Oh no but that's not nutritious enough anonI know, but the point is to remember the fact that even your useless ass can cook trivial things. And once you get the ball rolling, you'll realize that while your current cooking made the cut to at least not die of starvation, you could try to make something a little more elaborate next time. And then you keep goingIs it possible that in 1st world economies people get so used to so many pre-made food available that forget how to cook too often?In that sense, being poor or a 3rd worlder kinda helps because you can't even(or prefer no to) afford said pre-made stuff to save some moneyThat being said, i could live out of Japan konbini lunches any time
>>739386128Maybe you'd be less of a walking piece of rapemeat if you ate more than a kid's egg portion lmaoI could kill you with a punch and turn your "long term girlfriend" into my pocket pussy. I'd make her clean my ass spotless with the same tongue that once kissed you, right after taking a fat greasy 18-egg shit.
>>739386410>>739386128Get a room you sissies
>>739386381I wouldn't be able to tolerate plastic wrapped crap if I had a nearby Ramen (for quick meals) and some casual Yakiniku (when quick meals ain't filling it.) place I would only go eat in those places.
How did a cheese thread on /v/ degenerate into Euros and Americans fighting a culture war and homos threatening to rape each other?
>>739386327your body is getting rid of all the toxins you have built up over the years. keep eating clean and eventually you shouldnt smell.
>>739376319>what goes good with raw garlic?Beef
>>739374870>>739375094>>739375653>>739385350Unironically, why are Europeans like this?
>>739385076>still up
>>739386573average 4chan thread because of coons from Cali can't stop sucking kike dicks. they literally are akin to crazy ex girlfriends to kikes who are desperately saying "please why don't you whip me like you used to daddy goldberg!?"
>>739386635Too poor to buy actual food
>>739386327Anon, what do you think ketones are? How do you think people survived before agriculture? >Also energy is recoveryRest is recovery, and nutrition can aid in that but only if you eat real whole foods. I would highly recommend against just jumping back on a high-sugar/carb diet (its all the same to your body just broken down at different speeds), but obviously I'm just a stranger on the internet I can't control your life.
>>739382124all those delicious spicesand then a bunch of cum is addedyuck
>>739377961Eurofriend here. I don't know if that meal has any name. My great grandma used to make it to me when I was a little kid. It's just cooked barley or rye groat in hot milk thats usually sweetened with some jam of your taste. Back in the days when pig slaughters were quite common village events You got sometimes some leftover groat from sausages so women made this to the kids to get rid of the leftovers.
>>739384649>potatoesReally, anon?
>>739386668https://youtu.be/iyjKcWFV0sw?t=519
>>739374870Based, I love cheese>>739375094>raw garlic and vodkaYou slavs are truly built different, I kneel
>>739386775Damn people aren't joking when they say Europeans are african tier>rye groat in hot milk>pig slaughters were quite common village events>leftover groatMedieval ass post, what the fuck
>>739375437Depends what your issues with cooking are. If it's about needing to take time out every day to cook, consider batch cooking. You'll spend more time cooking in an individual session, but will only need to cook at minimum every few days (depends on how many meals you prepare in each batch cook).
>>739374870I love cheese. Only subhumans can't appreciate (or eat) cheese. Get some nice cured meats to go along with that spread next time.Man, I wish the good stuff wasn't so expensive relative to the amount.Kind of want some cheese, cured meat, and beer now.
What is it with "them" saying that we shouldn't consume x amount eggs? I recall an article some years ago crying about it.
>>739385350>the tablespoon of diced onions lazily slopped into the middle of the plate wa la
>>739386909>hasn't smelled surströmming>doesn't know Iceland still practices eat the whole animal leave nothing to waste from time to time.we are just built different, fancy meals are for flexing about your superiority, food is just survival.
>>739376758Uh, that's literally me?
>>739374870No deenz?
>>739386613>>739386760I've been eating similar for years, just no carbs now. Toxins shouldn't be it, I've been at it for half a year now.People were used to no carbs their entire life, I've only been at it for a fraction of my lifetime.Energy in the sense of not fasting. I did keto once before and I had to stop because I accrued so many injuries and got sick often. Also I think it's pretty good for you to change back to carbs now and then, something like a few months a year? Something about not fucking up your digestive systems in the long run.
>>739387046beef jerky is inexpensive, lamb meat tends to be nicely cheap even when cold prepped.
>>739374870>This is considered a 10/10 feast in britbongistanLolLmao
>>739386909This is what whole food looks like, cretin. Go back to Your lab grown goy slop jews are feeding Your pitiful cultureless nation. No wonder Your nation is 60% overweight while addicted to ozempric at the same time. And don't forget to bow to Your elders next time, cattle.
>>739377191That picture is likely years old, mali niger
>>739386381I’m so jealous of Japan having huge variety of bento boxes available. Why don't we have options like that in America? Our only convenience food are overpriced sandwiches that I could easily make myself in five minutes.
>>739374870It really is>low crumb factor>no refined carbs to make you feel bloated and sluggish (no fiber but that can also make you bloated)>moderate portion for an adult man, keeps you satiated with fat and protein>easy to eat at a moments notice, good cold or warm so you can wait to eat it a few minutes later>sparkling water for hydrationI need to get some olives
>>739386613Shut up retard. If you smell like shit it's not because of "toxins" leaving your body.
>>739387435>still capitalizing You even when insultingLol your subservience is showing, eurogroid. We own you.
>>739385814>>739385969Yepdepending on who's on talking about certain topics becomes impossible without bogus 404s/bans/etc if a group coordinates (or a single autist has lots of free time) and uses a proxy they can get pretty much anything they want deleted as long as a mod doesn't pay attention
rate my healthyslop
>>739387865fasting can be pretty healthy anon, good job
>>7393878650/10
>>739378226Yes because ancient method cheesemakers in some remote bumfuck European village in the sticks are going to participate in some ultra homo Amerilard competition You are definitely retarded kek
I ate some cevapcici for dinner :3
>>739388416>cevapciciRetard germoid
>>739376758this kind of specific hate needs to be promoted
>>739383954>someone posts a real meal>the “chefs” ITT come crying“Healthy” eaters might be worse than vegans
>>739385131what seasonings?
>>739388460Why are you so angry, Djole?I ate some Cevape, jebem ti mater
>>739385076lmao
>>739375635Oh geez, I wonder why NEW SOMALIA is not above 100 average IQ.Oh geez, oh fuck.
>>739378226>American Cheese.only decent cheese from US probably is either Gouda or Cheddar.
>>739375968The seething of this janny wannabe cooks the egg
>>739374870>boiled potatoes and cheeseThis thread smells of Eastern Europe
>>739388763sparkling water sounds more like a Nordic thing with that amount of cheese, especially with blue cheese, plus the drink is in English, eastern euros usually have slavic labels on their shit.
>enter /ck/ thread>its a 3 way tug of war between yuromutts seething about america>deenzposters>and actual contributions to the threadits almost like im actually on /ck/
>don't like bacon>make BLTs without them>LTs>go out, order BLT>forget they normally have bacon in themFuck you DeAngelo's
>>739374870The average /v/ meal
>>739389403>LTs
>>739374870Cheese, grapes and jerky for me
>food is too expensive these days>meanwhile me
>>739374870Nice, OP knows what a real gamer meal looks like
>>739375320>gnawing on trees to trim their teethAll rodents have teeth that will keep growing through their lives and they need to constantly gnaw on something to keep them from overgrowing. Also they don't eat the wood. They're just eating that thin strip of green wood (the cambium) between the bark and the hard wood of the tree. Wood is nutritionally pretty useless, and the reason we have coal is because there was a long period of time between when trees evolved and when the first fungus capable of decomposing wood showed up, so you had mountains of dead wood stacking up for thousands of years and it would just get buried and eventually compressed into coal. Once fungi figured out how to break down the cellulose any new dead trees just got decomposed back into soil, and nothing lasts long enough to get buried to make new coal. Kind of crazy to imagine what those primordial forests must have been like, dead trees stacked high with newer growth forcing its way through the cracks until massive apocalyptic wildfires roll through and makes mountains of char.
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>>739387378>>739388763You have no room to run your jewish cock holster, Hernandez.Never heard of charcuterie boards?
I like milk.
>>739389403For me it’s the BT or just the T when I get a really really nice tomato, or have some nice sundried tomatoes.Maybe I should try that with bacon…
>>739377719shut up null
>>739375121>dates I don't know what it is man, I just don't like them.
>>739388519>sardines with mustard
Mayo, cheetos, bacon bits. Mix one part each. Coats the cheeto dust, makes it hygienic. Just dip your fingers in the bowl, it sticks, suck it off your fingers and keep playing. Quicker then a respawn in splatoon so it's perfect
>>739377719Anon. My Dad and his whole side of the family are from Wisconsin. I've seen more cheese of more varieties with more ribbons on them then your average snooty french-man. Lots of norges and germanics settled the area so just a lot of high quality fatty milk cheeses. If anyone in my family enters state lines they're obligated to bring back as much wunderbar cheese as physically possible. When went to school in madison I quite literally survived on bratwurst and bucky badger cheddar cheese (the agriculture department used its cows to make and sell high quality cheese to bring in more funding for the department since dairy is srs bsns).My dad still remembers when margarine first hit the markets, and when it was sold in wisconsin they legally weren't allowed to call it a butter substitute, or add artificial coloring to make it yellow, so the vegetable oil in its natural state is kind of a gross green, and each tub came with a packet of yellow food coloring you had to personally mix in if you didn't want to eat snot colored fake butter.
>>739374870I wish I had an olive grove, and a bunch of goats to milk. Too bad in this evil world you have to earn (((money))) and (((buy))) things, fuck this gay life.
>>739375094Holy absolute SOVLbomb
>>739382609>spoiling excellent fresh cum with a toastffs
>>739386895I eat raw garlic (with other ingredients) all the time and I'm not Slavic, just too depressed to put some shit together properly.
>>739388519I've never liked sardines. For me its smoked clams or oysters on a triscuit or ritz.
>all these posts just saying to eat ground beef with rice or beans or some other thingGround beef is expensive what the fuck
i-is.. is that a FUCKING OLIVE?!?!? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH LAWDY I AM SHITTING AWW LAWDY OH LAWDWHERE ARE MY SEED OILS INFUSED FRIESWHERE ARE MY FUCKING RITZ CRACKERS
>>739375089carbs are great for people who don't sit on their ass all daymeaning i don't eat a lot of carbs lately
>>739375179Stop drinking water and brushing your teeth. That's all what I can say to you.
>>739375089doesn't no carbs mean miserable bowel cancer and turboterrible shits
>>739375431Where are the potatoes in that picture?
>>739375497i fucking love black olives, can eat a whole can of em
>>739375062Rent fucking free.
>>739375965Define a real olive
>>739374870That blue cheese top left is kino paired with sweet red wine.
>>739391604You can get fiber from greens and chia seeds, and that horrific spic green abomination with the large pit without too many carbs.
>>739391604Why would carbs somehow stop the body from falling apart? If your body automatically does that you have much bigger things to worry about than what you're eating.>>739391796Plant fiber is what you can't digest. Unless you're trying to absorb toxins in your body to shit it out or something advanced, its not at all necessary.
>>739388512With chicken and rice, you can do the following combination already.All of them only requires common seasoning, not a specialized one.- Plain rice and stir fried chicken- Fried Rice with chicken- Rice Porridge with chicken- Nasi Tim- Hainan Chicken Rice- Oyakodon- Ginger Chicken Soup
This thread makes me want a cheese board. I do like cheese.
>>739391907Lack of dietary fiber is pretty compellingly tied to greatly increased rates of bowel and colon cancer, and likely part of the reason why rates of it are spiking in people under 50 in the US.There’s some other stuff with fiber and your gut microbiome, but I’m not well read enough on the subject to have an informed opinion.
>>739392179Ah, interesting. So when I eat no fiber at all for prolonged periods with 0 issues and actually improving my health, it indicates I have superior genetics? Lucky me. >and likely part of the reason why rates of it are spiking in people under 50 in the USOkay. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the copious amounts of seed oils and fake food ingredients, the glycation of cells and chronic inflammation from high-sugar (and coincidentally high-fiber) diets that actually degrades and destroys the body over time.
Do people really just eat cheese and cured meats on a some big cutting board instead of just cutting it and putting it on a plate?
>>739389971Nick Fuentes is homosexual.
>>739392172>I do like cheese.Hello James
>>739391147Funny, I lost my job a few weeks ago, so to kill the time while hunting for a job I've been fucking around trying to design a little passive off the grid modern hobbit hole dream house, complete with a nice little orchard and some animals. Goats and chickens are pretty easy to manage. The hardest part of an orchard is setting it up, once its established, and you're using trees happy with the local environment most of your work outside of harvest season is just rotating your animals through the orchard to keep the under-story clean. If you really want to be a smooth operator you can graft different kind of fruit onto the same tree, so you could have a citrus tree with oranges, lemons, limes, tangerines, all growing from the same tree. Or different varieties of apples.If you're willing to do some geo-engineering of the land you can even use things like irrigated moats to create little micro-climates of humidity that will protect them from snap frosts. Get a windbreak of some willow or mesquite you coppice and harvest and use as windbreaks, use the wood to burn and turn into biochar, that you can use to mix into the soil to naturally fertilize and amend soil. I'd love to have a small farm using a three field rotation but with modern technology and methods to make a nice little farmstead where you could harvest most of what you need with genuinely a minimum investment of time and labor once everything is set up.
>>739392626If you’re having some sort of get together, sure.But just for yourself? That’s silly and likely going to lead to cutting way too much.
>>739389403>don’t like bacon>order a dish that is very specifically made with bacon as a primary ingredient>blame the provider for making the dish with one of its main ingredients Nigga that’s like ordering corn beef hash and getting mad there’s corned beef.
>>739392626The idea is that its a simple snack and what is a cutting board but a big wooden plate. Its made for you to grab a cracker, a piece of salami, and some cheese.
>>739393000Excuse me waiter... where is the CORN!?!
>>739377315dont waste your money i got some oreos last month. i also did not have them in over 20 yearsopenig the package smelled like metal factory, the taste of the oreos were "off"(obv dif recipe) and the package makes it seem like theres alot more cookies in the package when theres less then half the package due to the plastic mold scamming youalso the only cheese i prefer is block marble, eat that by itself
>>739392770cheeeeeese
>>739393227Nah, too many good kinds of cheese. A couple years back I remember my local grocery store getting in a huge batch of this 21 year old white cheddar stored in an old cathedral in Cheddar England, a single paper thin slice of that stuff would feel like getting kicked in the mouth.
I love seeing you guys be comfy.All the love from my bedHappy friday night
>>739390206Name one thing wrong with any of these
>>739375437>being a slave to goyslopNGMI
>>739389263Deenzposting was so goated
>>739389971cozy
