Is this a strong enough lineup to persuade you to buy a $500 console?
no lol
>>739399743>Empty Roadio Kart>Wokey Kong Borenanza>Mckenzie Prime 4>The 40th Mario Tennis gameNo thanks, I'm good
>>739399743Nope.
>they don't count!It's more than switch 1 had at the same point in time and you excluded Pokopia which was a big hit. Ungrateful fucks
>>739399743I only bought comfyslop
>>739400040The dogshit nothing games on the WiiU and every Xbox and PS3,4,5 don't count, so this shit doesn't count either.
>>739399743>including Beyond instead of Pokopia or Air RidersBottom feeder bait. It’s been good enough for me, and Raiders coming out soon has me stoked and will have nips buying this in droves
>>739400079rope yourself troon
>>739399743Bananza alone was worth it for me
>>739399743>MKWorld>Bananza>Kirby Air Riders>Pokopia>A new Star Fox about to release>More exclusives than PS5 alreadyYes, tbqh. It will only get better
>>739399743Splatoon 3 and Raiders alone is enough to justify it
I'll buy it just for the OOT remake OPIt will probably be the greatest game of all time
>>739400686I want it to be a success only because I want MM remake to happen
>>739399743No
>>739400040>Po-cope-ia>Game Key CardSorry, it's not a real game.
>>739399743Absolutely not.And there's still the looming question is NIntendo is going to go full Jew and start putting their 1st party titles on Game Key Card (they likely will).
>>739399743None of these games interest me, so no.I'll consider buying it after the library expands over the holiday season.
>>739400918Just because it was developed by a 3rd party title that doesn't make it a 3rd party game.Pokopia is 1st party.If you want to go down that road then all Fire Emblem games are going to be on Game Key Card, because Intelligence Systems is a 3rd party company.
>>739401021>Intelligence Systems is a 3rd party company.wrong, they're 2nd party. Bad comparison for your dumb argument.
>>739399743I bought a Switch 2 for Kirby Air Riders.I have over 600 hours in it.
>>739401151>they're 2nd partyThis.
>>739400079
>>739401021>3rd party>1st partyWhy should I care? A game key card isn't a real game. If you don't like it, offer real physical again.
No, but I bought one anyone because it was on sale. I'm 100% getting the next Monolith game anyway.
Switch 2 is a console for women and (man)childs
>>739401417>A game key card isn't a real gameIt is a real game, you're thinking it's not real physical format.
>>739401579>(man)childsOh no... sony is going to lose half its audience lmao
No, because I already bought the $450 console.
I didn't even need a 2 to play Metroid Prime 4, so no and don't care about the tennis game at all, so no.
Poop tier lineup. I tried to convince myself to buy one but I just couldnt with these exclusives.
>>739400797>trusting Nintendo to remake MM after they completely fucked it up on 3ds
>>739399743I bought it for MKW
>>739401930>boughted early model of a console after the 7th generation
>>739401983But these games should bepopular with kids and women
kek
>>739401983I might buy a Switch 2, but 80% the reason would be for Switch1 games.
>>739399743>short answerNo.>long answer Nooooooooooooo.
>>739399743I just got a used Switch 2 for half that price, but not for anything out right now. I got it in hopes that it'll get a good Zelda, Mario, Pokémon, Smash, Fire Emblem, etc. Also now I can hack my old Switch.
>>739400040>Have you said thank you once?
>>739400204Post feet with timestamp.
>>739399743No 3D Mario, no Buy.
>>739400204Ew
>>739401579All Nintendo customers are either children or pedophiles who stayed around in order to groom said children. If you don't don't outgrow Nintendo consoles there is something deeply sick in your brain. The whole brand is meant to enable mass preying of children, it's quite literally the Little Saint James of gaming.
>>739401779Then offer the game in the physical format that doesn't need an internet connection to work, like my Switch 1 games.
>>739402620I don't think GF would allow that, or KT for that matter; they're both jewish as heck. You can buy it digital only as the legit distribution option or wait until hack
>>739402494don't be gay anon
>>739400204>>739403587what's wrong with modern women that they get so fucking fat just intheir waist and tights? That's shit ain't processed foods' effect
>>739403587show us your shithole
you're only proving my point, trannyjannies
>>739399743Besides Metroid this looks like a perfectly normie Nintendo friendly lineup to me. Isn't this the kind of shit that Ninten dorks eat up?
>>739404708It's fine, you can include Prime 4 in there
>>739399743It's not strong enough to persuade me to buy a $5 console.
>>739399743The Switch 2 upgrades are worth it
>>739399743I'm not gonna buy until there's a new mainline Mario and Zelda, at least. I rarely buy consoles in the first couple of years, it's almost never worthwhile. There's no need to have FOMO for a console that's going to have a several year lifespan, relax.
>>739403660>modern womenyeah...
>>739399743Nah... Nintendo consoles fuck my wallet too hard. It's not even the console price, it's that they have such anti-user prices in the store. They'll never put actually good games on sale but you'll see the same shovelware slop constantly.
Seems alright
>>739406027Fat women have been always around, I'm talking about the modern tire trainwreck current landwhales are.
>>739399743Ah ah ahh, all that AND the rent-forever tax called NSO. 80 dollar games can get bent. Keep it.
>>739400204>>739403587Switch 2 owners look like THAT???
>>739406027you know what these were called? fertility idols, do you know what they represent? PREGNANCYyes they are fat with fat tits.
>>739399743nope. i got it for 450 canadian wouldn't pay much more than that. just waiting on starfox, still havent played a game yet
>>739403587>>739400204Let me guess, it's some /r9k/ femboy
>>739400204>>739403587>He thinks that posting pictures of some random woman makes him a woman!Imagine being this stupid AND transexual!
>>739406179Here, I added the next 3D Mario.
>>739399743how tf this console is a year old and still got more games than jeetS5?
>>7394076942026 is pretty grim if they don't have that OOT remake
>>739405878You mean other than an oncoming price hike...
>>739399743why put metroid prime in ther instead of pokopia. also replace fever with air riders or the new yoshi
>>739399743More than what snoys can say, which nothing. These games for the most part awesome, great and better than what I expected(Metroid)
>>739399743No, Bananza is the only one I actually are about.
Problem I have is that I'd just never use it. Same happened with the Switch 1. I'm not idle enough out of the house to embrace the manchild vibe , and if I'm at my house I might as well use my PC.
>>739399743That and the whole Switch 1 library.
>>739407465Is that why you posted Wendy? dumb troon
