>I don't want to pick Blazer because she's used goods of an autistic superman who doesn't even know what sex is>so I'm going to pick the villain who smokes, wears a nose ring and is always surrounded by thugs with powers because she's definitely still a virgin
>>739401359you can pick neither
>>739401359they both suck ass
>>739401359She's the hot one and is probably Kinky af, stop being retarded for the sake of a cartoons virginity, fucking lord
>>739402724Nope. It's always the vanilla church girl who's the kinkiest.
>>739401359>Choose Blazer>Basically get 2 woman in 1>Get invisibitch>Since she goes invisible, she can only count as halfDo you want 2 women? Or do you only want half a woman (technically gay)?
>>739401359I pick not playing this atrocious game.
>>739403443>gameThat's where you're wrong bucko.
Mandy owes me sex
>>739402572fpbp
>>739405349OFFICE SEX SCENE
movie with blazer
>>739407735
I dunno how you normgroids can pick mandy when her bf is literally suicidal mess all episode due to it (and barely functioning in all of them later)Do you have no compassion? Is it just your normgroid genes that make you ignore fellow man suffering just to get you dick wet?Seeing him after first episode made me lose any sympathy i had for her
>>739401359Unironically yes
>>739408692he gets over it
I genuinely think Robert could convince them to be a throuple. Or rather Blazer could convince them.
>>739408917More like Invisigal wouldn't mind but Mandy would flip her shit at first
>>739408956Visi likes to watch
>>739401359fuck that business, i'm here to be a hero
>Blazer>used goodsFeminineman doesn't have sex the same way humans do, and you just know Blazer had never had a bf before him. Blazer is pure, pristine and innocent. Brown emo bitch on the other hand...
Are there any games out there with the dispatch system but more complex? I've always wanted some kind of mercenary management simulator but I haven't really found what I'm looking for. Dispatch sort of tickled that itch, but was too easy and obviously took a backseat to the story.
>>739402724You're the one who gets started with obsessive brown honor culture bullshit
>>739401359>Nose ringUnironically should be killed just for that.
Recruiting waterboy during episode 8 is so funny to me because the city's falling apart and Robert's first instinct is "here let's send out the fucking janitor"
>>>/trash/Not video games
>>739410432cry about it
>>739409654The closest available is "This is the Police". Never played it myself but from casual observation it's pretty much a spiritual predacessor to Dispatch.
>>739409654Like that one anon said, it's "this is the police" and its sequel It's a little less story heavy than Dispatch but still very story focused and railroaded
>>739401359NOSE RING ARE FOR COWSSSSSSS
>>739401359/v/irgins despise stable women and adore pieces of shit, birds of a feather after all.
I MISS MY WIFE MANDY I MISS HER SO MUCH
>>739410432Apply for janny and start your crusade, until then fuck off and quit being a bitchbaby.
>>739401359Is it a good movie?
>>739409382respectable.
Where the FUCK is the sequel announcement
>>739401359>Visifags spent weeks saying Blazer was a villain and spy and would betray Robert>BB turned out to just be a nice girl always trying to do the right thing>Visi was the one who gaslit and was a spy and betrayed youlollmao even
>>739413448xbox release in junedlc announcement in julydirector's cut announcement in fall season 2 announcement in 2027 trust the plan
>>739413468It's almost like.....
>>739401359Robert is so lucky...
>septim ringOhnonononono
>picking used goods over a virgin>the septum ring can be removed>used goods can't be cleaned
>>739414148She never had sex with the other guy, how is she used?
>>739401359>love interests in Western gamesWhat else were you expecting, OP?
Which one has the bigger futa cock?
>>739413448They're working on some Critical Role game because the Critical Role people paid to help Dispatch get finished. Supposedly the Critical Role game was VERY early in production, like concepts of the overall story haven't been hammered out early, by the time Dispatch was wrapping up. So with luck, and since Dispatch doesn't need to be cleared by the the Critical Role people on every aspect, Dispatch season 2 can slide by and take precedence.
>>739414148the one with the nose ring is used and easy
>>739414148why are visifags always so quick to spread nasty rumors about BB? You behave more like women than the actual woman you set out to hate
>>739414867This, why can't we woo and win best boy?
>>739401359>wears a nose ringThis is a huge plus btw
>>739414889The devs just refused to see the vision.
>>739401359Meanwhile in the parallel good taste universe...
>>739401359blazer should have bred with the autistic weird alien and had weird super kids. she was too scared of dealing with alien biology. a coward.
>>739401359>Used goods>Autism superman's penis doesn't function with humans
>he didn't unlock the thrupple endingngmi
>>739415052She's into pegging and rimming tho
>>739415052>voiced by alanah pierceno thanks
>>739409382Me and my invisible gf after we kill the villain.
>>739415120Yeah and Invisigal is Laura Bailey and Blazer is Erin Yvette who are both also a fucking retards. Who cares?
Oh no. Malevola, is in her sad Goth phase because all the mean Christian kids at school bully her for her appearance and spray her thing tight tshirts with holy water.Would you provide her with love and support /v/ and show her that Jesus accepts everyone?
>>739415052>>739415252She's loyal, meaning she's the jealous type
>>739409812>the entire city is literally on fire with an all-out gang war>yo you need to deliver this matcha because we pay our monthly subscription
>>739413448The fuck can they do with a sequel?Like, Z-Team is at a minimum low A rank to high B rank capes now, no way they're gonna send them out to catch some cats on trees or clean up shit in a toilet.
>>739401359>don't play shitSaved $30 for (you)
Adhoc should add in more LGBT representation with yuri
>>739401359I liked Blazer less after realizing she wasn't really blonde but she's still way way WAY better than Invisigal.
>>739415329That's good, I prefer jealous partners.
>>739415850she can easily dye her hair
>>739415850THE AMULET STAYS ON DURING THE MECHA BREAKING SEX
>>739401359they're both bad romance choices.
>>739415850>not preferring brunettesgay ass nigga
>>739416035Blondes have literally always and will always be the best.
Blazer is the best choice And you do realize you will never find a virgin right? Accepting used goods is just a part of life.
Blazer has proven she will cheat.
>>739416165>instantly pulls away, doesn't kiss (You) back yet>instantly apologizes, claims it was a mistake to be so forwardenough cope Visi faggot
>>7394160911) women aren't goods2) go to a church
>>739416013>wanna know how I got these claw marks on my back?
>Robert will you pick>Wimpy Janitor with zero combat experienceor>All-Mightwhy the fuck was this even a option
>>739415052>just a man with a bat's headWould have been better if he was a full man-bat. He looks like someone who's Halloween mask got glued to his face.
>>739416313All-might has depression
>>739416013>Mecha breaking sexOh my
>>739416313Waterboy is sexy and cute, I chose him every time.
How much do they actually pay Dispatcher and their supes?Because I'm sure no way they would pay Waterboy and BB the same wage.
>>739416313>those shit stats>"Depression" is his mechanic>no build variety allowed>terrible synergy with Punchup/MalevolaYeah, I'm taking the wet janitor.
>>739416410you guys get paid?
>>739416313>Waterboy can level up and get actual useful skills>Not-Omniman can't and his skill is also kinda uselessThe bar fight should have been way more funnier with P-Man though, because no way those mobs could have done anything with him around.
>>739416428I know gameplay wise Waterboy is better but why the fuck would the company Robert works for even let him pick waterboy over Omniman when the city is burning down?
>>739416491I'm pretty sure he's in his depressed mode there, seeing as how he's just sitting there moping while everyone else is fighting
I like the detective looking lady from the tutorial mission.
>>739416541On paper BB was the one who got to pick, but she let Robert choose because he would be working directly with them.
>>739416541>city is burning>why would they send the guy who controls water?
>>739416772I think Brainbook and Blazer should kiss, on the lips
I love Mandy.
Hehe I bet Robert can manhandle Blazer without her amulet. I want to destroy her amulet and permanently make her my slave while humiliating her by forcing her to dye her hair and get breast implants while exclusively fucking her in the ass (she has to do ass to mouth)
>>739416883Same What a breath of fresh air that the kind and pretty lady isn't secretly evil or a bitch
>>739401359I have literally never even played this game, but it still has been made clear to me that these people are total fucking hypocrites. Besides that I can't think of one example where they don't rely on some sort of slutshaming tactic against the opposing team.
>>739413468>>739416961It's crazy how in other cases they'd normally be grandstanding about how their waifu is the more stable and morally upstanding and smart and mature and capable one but I suppose none of that matters and they'll just say whatever they can to attack others
>>739401359Invisigal is a virgin because she's too autistic and spends her days off doing nothing but masturbate in public.
>>739417348I can't wait for later episodes to show Visigal's exes
>>739416428His depression is barely ever a factor since it only acts up if you don't use him, and you should always be using him because he can fucking fly and can do a ton of jobs solo.
>>739417429>it only acts up if you don't use himYou mean it activates every single time any mission is missed/failed
>>739417420>Robert Robertson vs the WorldWould play if it means we get better girls than Invisigal out of it.
>>739417459Literal lucklet detected. Throw some salt over your shoulder and mutilate some rabbits for their feet sometime.
>>739417543Flambae mogs Phenomamaam
>>739417543that's literally how his skill works
>>739417459It doesn’t kick in if he’s in the middle of a mission.
>>739417640Flambae's good with that one black chick, but he's also a flaming faggot and said black chick is god-tier with anyone anyway.
>>739417903Flambae is the best solo hero in the game
Dispatch is Invincible if the characters weren't so insufferable and retarded
>>739401359I don't like the dishonesty of Blazer, I doubt she was 100% even once in the game, it's always some scheming behind Roberts' back, where he's just a pawn
>>739418715yeah as opposed to invisigal who is definitely upfront and honest about who she is and definitely doesn't have any ulterior motive to being nice to you
>>739418995She's pretty honest about how fucked she is, and does use the courting dance of words (the only purpose of it was hiding who you are before the marriage). Blazer doesn't look for a soulmate; she looks for a stuffed animal
>>739419124Is that the reason why visifags keep accusing BB of being evil or secretly working for shroud knowing full well visi was the plant all along?
>>739401359I would've gone for coupe if I had the option. Anyway what a mediocre ass game just finished it today
>>739417761It does he literally fucks off immediately
>>7394013594chan is full of mentally stunted faggots who are the male equivalent of those fucked-in-the-head shipper girls that get wet over literal criminals. Why are you surprised that these self-loathing cucks like the trashy backstabbing hoe?In either case Dispatch is still a shit "game" that should've just been a fucking animated series as they originally planned.
Blazer is best
>>739421047If it was an animated series it would have just been invincible mk2 except with an even more cucked protagonist.They didn’t state outright what changes netflix and amazon wanted that they refused to accept when they went to them, but given it features attractive characters and a male main character who isn’t treated as a complete waste of space, it’s not hard to read between the lines.
>>739401359>>I don't want to pick Blazer because she's used goods of an autistic superman who doesn't even know what sex isthe entire reason Blazer broke up with her ex is because he didn't have a fucking dickhow on earth can she be "used goods" when no sex ever happened?!
>>739421917/v/irgins are so dickless, they can't even imagine having to compete against the burly man with no dick
>>739401359Yes, tomboyfags are retarded. We already know this.
>>739416313i genuinely thought adding the superhero nigga will result in NTR when he becomes happy again
