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>One of the bestselling movies of all time
>No video game adaption
Why?
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>300 year old grooms a teenager
There's hundreds of games like this.
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>>739404462
The only game that could and should have been made would have been a meet n' fuck style 18+ dating simulator with the main girl getting knotted by warewolves and shit
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>>739404462
play skyrim with a bunch of porn mods and you basically have it
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A game adaptation of the good version of the book.
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I've watched some of the clips from the movie and I'm like
>How did they manage to make fucking Robert Pattinson ugly?
>This Bella girl seems insufferable
>The whole point of the movie is just that women will fall for the attractive guy and never the nice guys
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>>739404674
What the fuck?
I'm buying this book.
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Is it true Robert Pattinson's acting in Twilight is amazing, like his portrayal of the character is EXACTLY like how the character is in the book? Can anyone confirm?
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>>739404462
It would have to be a VN or Telltale/Life Is Strange-type game which aren't big draws, or completely unrelated to the books/movies.
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>>739404462
because women don't play videogames
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So we are team jacob, right ?
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>>739404462
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>>739404674
I've seen this screencap multiple times, but I only just now confirmed that this is a real book. Apparently it's 75% just copied text from Twilight with the names and pronouns swapped, but it exists.
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>>739406023
OP BTFO
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>>739406359
That doesn't count
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>>739404462
Thanks for raping vampire fiction
Remember when vampire were cool and gothic
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>>739406986
>Remember when vampire were cool and gothic
thingsthatneverhappened.avi
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>>739404462
Because its romance slop written by a mormon? How the fuck would you even make a game out of that?
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>>739404462
>>739404674
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>>739408079
What's her name again?
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When you went down, the men came callin'
Changing to stone as you wept from fallin'
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>>739404674
I...
I get it now.
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https://letterboxd.com/film/twilight-1990/
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>>739404462

It's one of those femoid stories where absolutely nothing happens except a bunch of hot guys lust over one mediocre useless bitch. You can't make a game where the protagonist is completely passive the whole time.
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>>739404462
I watched the first 2 films for the first time and I was utterly disgusted, it's just about a pit-woman who betrays her race for a bunch of homicidal evil monsters. The vampires murders people all the time and the protagonist doesn't give a shit. She literally saw families with children being carried like cattle and heard their screams seconds later when they got slaughter and doesn't care. It's a film with only evil and selfish characters and no forces of good. Probably the wolves were the only ones who do any good and the protagonists lashes on them. What a bitch.
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>>739408218
Doritos Fingerfood
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>>739404462
there's plenty of vampireslop
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>>739409387
Chad does what Chad wants, kust drink blood BRVTAL or something
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>>739405886
the correct answer
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>>739409042

See also: Phantom of the Opera
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>>739408079
Tsukihime doesn't have a hot werewolf girl.
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>>739410069

More to the point Tsukihime has one fundamental difference of major importance: the protagonist in Tsukihime is active and takes charge of his own story. Bella just has things happen to her. This is the main difference between fiction for boys and fiction for girls.
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>>739410286
Yeah, that boy sure does take initiative.
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>>739405132
I saw like half an hour of one of the movies of the last book (never read the books or anything) but his acting was levels above anyone else in the film. Rob is also a relatively based /v/tard that was talking about ffvii and whether its Aeris or Aerith in an interview
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>>739410436
Heard the reason he got the role was because in the auditions everyone else acted like the perfect boy straight out of shoujo anime while he read the script and thought "yeah, this guy is a 108 year old virgin psycopath" and acted the part
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>>739410069
True, but it does have an aggressive warrior girl who tries to steal the main character from the vampire chick
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>>739410787
Ciel, my beloved.
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>>739404462
Skyrim is the closest you're going to get to something like this
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For me it's The Last Vampire on Earth
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>>739404462
Because Twilight sucks and will never be a good film or a game for that matter
this shit used to make me go into a sperg out rage back in the 2000s
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I watched all four of the movies with my wife and they were all terrible. For one, nothing fucking happens, zero plot. Funny how the story ends with the werewolf deciding he's gonna fuck bellas unborn child and everyone's just ok with it
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>>739404462
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>>739404746
>How did they manage to make fucking Robert Pattinson ugly?
Pretty sure a lot of that can be chalked up to Robert Pattinson himself. Dude apparently constantly refused to shower during filming so he was constantly showing up on set all oily and greasy (not to mention smelling like ass and BO)
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>>739411627
>Funny how the story ends with the werewolf deciding he's gonna fuck bellas unborn child and everyone's just ok with it
A lot of 2000s stories like fate and >>739408079 also have that sort of shit
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>>739404746
>and never the nice guys
"nice guys" don't exist
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>>739413314

Nice guys very much do exist. Women just make up some fiction in their heads why they're supposedly assholes when in reality it's just that they aren't as physically hot as the bad boy.



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