you can't hate them enough
I would fuck both and I want more horny in all my games. Games should be sexually enticing.
>>739409043Oh don't worry, I try to.
>these daysgamergate was 11 years ago and I already hated them way before that
Source: https://x.com/kabrutusdeid/status/2057943143979299258
>>739409090This. Why the fuck do other vices get a pass, when this one doesn't? Let a nigga goon. Why do feminists treat this like a crime?
>>739409561>Let a nigga goon.
>>739409561don't forget pic related treating it as a crime
>>739409043wait is hot uncle an actual thing or is that the journalism talking. ike oji?
Game journalists have been shit for decades
>>739409561If you're gooning you aren't making future slaves a soldiers.
>>739409621Wtf? How'd you get this picture of me?
>>739409561>insane feminists on the left, insane tradcucks on the right
>>739409678>TDSfag crying about a fake articleTrump won, Massie lost, cry harder little groyperfag. Keep donating to your gay mexican leader so he can insult you more.
>>739409814It's so over coomerbros
>>739409863>Unironic miggerHow's tel aviv?
>>739409043These are the same people calling you an incel gooner btw.
>>739409863Everything there is directly from Project 2025's article, which you can read yourself if you want.
>>739409206There was also the Dragon's Crown embarassment before that. And long before that IGN's review of God Hand. I don't think there's ever been a time when online gaming journalism has been good, at least the old magazines had to try hard enough to justify the paper being printed.
>>739409917Lmao right, the fake article written by kamala and crew to make DRUMPF look bad. Trump himself even said he has nothing to do with it you fucking idiot
>>739409898>his violent kills>his stupid dad joke quipsSo just like with women irl, for bluepilled literal homos is okay for a male character to be cringe as long as he's an attractive chad
they should put a chip in everyones head that explodes whenever you utter the word gooner
>>739410142Yeah the POTUS pushing Project 2025 has nothing to do with it because he says so. Trumptards are something else
Can anyone tell me when the word gooner breached the normie vocabulary?Gooning is related to sexual stuff, usually edging, building up so much lust you're basically in a state of euphoria, that's gooning.So why is it now the word used for finding anything attractive? Its so fucking weird to me.
>>739409043as long as men aren't pulling their weight in society, they deserve to be treated like this. simple as.
>>739410916Who, in your estimation, is pulling their weight? Women?
>>739409043The only time I ever see these shitty articles is when you fags screencap them and post them here.
Whoever coines the term "gooner" deserves to be drowned in a toilet.
>>739409043What am I supposed to be mad at here?
It's funny because people here used to proudly call themselves gooners. Some still do and happily ERP and jerk each other off on discord calls. But now that normies are calling them gooner it's an insultFuck game journo kikes btw, just find the irony funny
>>739409621This but unironically
>>739412975Left is shitting on game because it caters to horny male gooners by, but praising right because it caters to women and gay gooners.Double standards, very definition of sexism, and just typical hypocrisy.
>>739400000
>>739413614If you'd google and read article on the left they're not shitting on "gooners" at all, it's just a short nothingburger article with a clickbait headline. OP's post is misleading culture war slop and you fell for it.
>>739410861Couldn't tell you when, but they see it as a term for sexual overindulgence, while firmly believing that wanting any form of attractive women is a sign that an individual wants to aggressively masturbate, so they use the term as an insult and a way to discredit people who complain about ugly politically-motivated designs as "just being basement-dwelling shut-ins who want every woman in digital media to be designed in a way where they can be masturbated to mid-game". Use big words, make your opponent look silly and ridiculous, and rest easy knowing you'll have fooled hapless normalfag onlookers into believing what you said without ever stopping to consider that your own desire to make digital women ugly as sin is even weirder than what you accuse your opponents of being. Sadly, it's a functional strategy.
>>739409043>these days I've vehemently hated all gaming urinalists since ME3, when they shamelessly tried to run counter narratives to save the face of Bioware, instead of actually doing their journalistic diligence.
>>739414135>You wanted a satisfying conclusion to a trilogy you've played for years? YOU STUPID ENTITLED FAGGOT
>>739414010nta, but post 10 articles where gayming urinalists talk about female characters like this. >>739409898
>>739414225I didn't say game journos aren't gay hypocrites. They are. But if you want to get mad don't get mad at a made up fake and gay shitpost. You're being played.
>>739409043>picThat's not true though. The reason I hate them is because they give good games mediocre reviews and bad games good reviews because it was developed by their darling developer.
>>739414219Yeah, apparently it's the HEIGHT of entitlement to expect anything but the lowest trash out of Bioware. Thus I've never bought another Bioware game, and never will. Game journos' words, not mine.
>>739409043I hate all gaming journalists, and gamer outrage slop tubers as well. Play games for yourself, and find the kino for yourself. Stop playing flavor of the month slot machine chinkslop or woke tranny sjw moviegames. Neither thegamer or grummz will tell you to play tales of maj'eyal. but you need to be playing tales of maj'eyal. or else, you are gay.
>>739409043I cannot even begin to imagine getting upset about either of these articles. How bald are you? Be honest.
>>739409043Age of gynocracy chud, deal with it while the tables turn again
Just a heads up, I used to work at one of these sites and they post threads like this themselves because there's a noticeable uptick in traffic when one of these hate threads sticks around on here.This is literally a shill thread.
>>739409043True and real. Those animals only understand extreme violence.
>>739410916This but for jews.
>>739415010yeah no shit. you have to be actually genuinely retarded to not understand how ragebait works
>>739409043What's there to hate?
>>739409561Gooners are the most oppressed race on earth
>>739414452>Stop playing flavor of the month slot machine chinkslop or woke tranny sjw moviegames.>play shitty 3rd rate indie roguelike slop instead lel
>>739414452I always reach a point where I just get vaporized instantly and quit.
>>739409561Women want men to be as thirsty as possible at all times so they'll simp for women, do everything women want in the hopes of getting a crumb of pussy (which they won't get), let women do whatever they want in the hopes of getting a crumb of pussy (which they won't get, etc. Anime, hentai, hot fappable characters, etc., are all threats to this, which is why it makes women (and their simps on the right) seethe uncontrollably.It is all about female socioeconomic empowerment.
>you don't hate them enough>this is the way>make it make sense>israel is our greatest ally!
>>739409043For telling the truth?
lately I feel like I can't hate social media "journos" enough. if games journos are like the MSM, twitter "reporters" like grummz and pirat_nation are like muckrakers or paparazzi. people who have sub-zero morals, truly do not care about the truth and just want you addicted to outrage so they can benefit
>>739409043left is clearly some anime gooner game.
>>739409561This particular controversy fans the flames of the male loneliness epidemic which is critical to the elites right now in regards to mass narrative psy ops. Allowing both the male gaze and feminism to flourish together without being used as engagement bait would unironically indirectly help proper class consciousness form and instigate a meltdown of the old order of power that would make what's happening now seem like amateur hour. I probably sound crazy but just really fucking take in every thread on this board nowadays and you'll get it.
>>739417412actually it's because gullible people such as yourself click on these articles and then advertise them for free, it's ez money for these websites because there's an endless amount of morons who will fall for it everytime
>>739417565That attack is unnecessary and makes you fucking suspicious since I otherwise agree with you anyway.
>>739417318Urinalists already have sub zero morals. They are just mad they don't have monopoly on click bait anymore. If anything twitter and social media has democratized rage bait and people can get it elsewhere instead of only from urinalists.
>>739409090based
>>739409043>People with less brain than birds on telling you how to thinkOf course you can't hate them enough
>>739409043Left is a gacha game so it's always morally correct to mock it and anyone that likes it.Right is a quadruple AAAA game so it's always morally correct to mock it and anyone that likes it.Conclusion: Games journos do deserve to be hated, but the games they're mocking also deserve it.
>>739415010>need to post bait on 4chan to get clicks now Yeah that's why they are fucking dying, and good riddance.
>>739409043if people would stop clicking on these gay articles these sites and 'journalists' would go away
>>739417836Are they mocking right or are you illiterate?
>>739417917They're praising right, which makes them bad people for enjoying AAAAslop
People spend too much time hating what is bad instead of loving what is good. That's how we'll win this. With love.
>>739409814>here I am, stuck in the middle with you
>The Ultimate Gooner Game
so are there any games out there that have cute anime girls in revealing outfits, but aren't gachashit?
>>739409043Growing up watching wrestling as a kid has wisened me to not waste mental energy getting mad at shit like this because I know the business underneath. This is drawing called drawing heat. It's what the heel (bad guy) does to get the crowd to boo him. The culture war is a work (fake) because outrage draws engagement. Stop being a mark.
>>739409917Project 2025 has no legal or political powerIts no more than some people sending a letter saying these are the things they think he should doEvery president gets about a dozen of them when they take office from different think tanksAnyone spazzing over them proves they are low iq
>>739409561>Why the fuck do other vices get a passIt's not even that.Journos didn't complain about bear sex scene in BG3.They just hate average men.
>>739409043do rightoids just pretend to be stupid?Leon is not sexualized. to compare him to that trannyme game, he needs to run around in a speedo with his bulge jiggelingwhat a fucking dishonest post
>>739409043why the comma after "reason"?
I tought you degenerate retards were proud of being goonersOr are you arguing [gacha game] isn’t goonerslop?
>>739421662
>>739409043Why is that needless comma there?
>>739409043How is nte a gooner game? Because you can clean mints ears? Fuck off
>>739421689it's an answer to a question
>>739410861"Gooner" in this context, and in most of their uses, just means "normal heterosexual male desire". Swap it out for "the male gaze" and their usage makes more sense.>Neverness to Everness is already being turned into the ultimate male gaze game.Makes sense now, doesn't it?This is why you get the performatively horny (but it a totally non-threatening way, ladies) to the ugly designs that are everywhere now.
>>739421927because you can hold h*andsabsolutely disgusting
>>739409561because the root of all feminism is simple misandry. It's not any deeper than that. Envy, hatred, and a desire to make it both unwanted and banned. I think we will see the banning of every classic work by male film directors in our lifetime, just because everything in Hollywood is already on the trajectory of being viewed as "the cause of all women's misery & lack of representation" in the 21st century.I remember meeting up with my sister and her friends when I was staying over for internship, and talking about movies. I was pretty startled to find that i couldn't even mention David Lynch movies without her friends interjecting that "We don't want those narratives" etc. because Mulholland Drive depicting how women were given the shortest straw in Hollywood is apparently something no one should ever have filmed.It's the same but with video games, and feminists need to be pushed back IMO. Men really need to get out of their seats and stop bending over backwards for foids.
>>739422004Another example of these "I'm into women but in a totally safe and non-objectifying way, ladies" weirdos.
you touch your dick even once?eternal gooner.
>>739420090endless alice
>>739422004>>739422369>omg her backstory!>her lore is so hotDisgustingly longhoused.
>>739409043>>739409561What does goon even mean anymore?it used to mean thug or a bad guythen it meant the funny face you make when you're about to cumhow would young people today define the word now? it kinda lost its meaning
>>739422004>I LOVE ugly girls but I would never ever date one
>>739422560>What does goon even mean anymore?See: >>739422004It means "appeals to the male gaze" when they use it. They use "gooner" because of its negative connotation of a compulsive masturbatory.>"Why do you want attractive women in media, so you can masturbate to them, you freak!"
>>739417412Anon the elites are cucks
>>739422369As much as I hate asmongold and ecelebs I will never tire of seeing his reaction to seeing her for the first time.
>>739422751So lesbians cant enjoy fanservice?
>>739422369>Yes mommyThese are obvious hags
>>739410083IGN wasn't too bad when it was a magazine, yeah. Though the numerical reviews only had a tiny box to write their opinion in, so it was so short and sweet it often was even less useful than they are now.Not all magazines were equal though. Gamefan only existed because the fuckers ran their own mail-order game store, so the entire mag was just them shilling product.Kinda like modern IGN's been doing since they took ownership of humble.
>>739422802unless you're a massive yuritard (aka epstein's disciple) who pick up games for straight men only just because it has pretty hot women in it, then i dont think so
>>739409043This is one of the reasons why I've gone from having a "live and let live" attitude towards homosexuality to believing that it should be treated like a mental illness.It's a full pathology, and part of that pathology is trying to push their filthy, ugly degeneracy on every corner of society, which eventually turns into trying to completely supplant normal heterosexuality on a cultural level. The rainbow mafia is huge factor in why we've gotten so miserable as a society.
>AHHHHH NOOOOO HOBBY PRESS AND ACCESS PRESS HAVE TO CONFORM TO MY OPINIONS AND HAVE TO OPERATE UNDER THE STRICTEST STANDARDS OF INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM A BAD REVIEW OF MY FAVORITE GAME IS THE SAME AS FALSELY REPORTING ON POLITICAL SCANDALSI mean this from the bottom of my heart:Kill yourself.
>>739423207Fucking retard zoomer you didn't exist when IGN was a magazine
>>739409043You should also hate gamers. They're literally nothing but autistic, socially retarded losers and faggots these days.
>>739420090God Eater 1-3Freedom WarsDigimon Story Cyber Sleuth &Hacker's MemoryDigimon World: Next 0rderTales Of seriesDragon Quest 3 to 11Stranger of Sword CityUndernauts: Labyrinth of YomiLabyrinth of RefrainEtrian Odyssey seriesNier AutomataNier.//HackBlack DesertBayonettaFFXIVPhantasy Star Online 2
>>739423957>Journalism>Standards
>>739424123>I hate the concept of journalism, all journalism, because a hobby press writer sucked a dickThe kids aren't alright
>>739423957Instead of acting to inform the typical gaming consumer about games that they might like and being a go-between between customers and developers (sharing the concerns of the customers, asking the questions that the customers find relevant, etc.), the gaming press acts as part of the system to pressure developers to ignore the actual customers, hire left wing activists, and push unpopular design choices. They're parasites on the hobby and treatment is needed.
>>739424193>They're not just lazy writers coasting on access to a hobby industry and acting as secondary marketing, they're EVIL CULTURE ENEMIES RUINING EVERYTHING YOU LOVESomeone get this guy another "fell for it again" award and find an empty patch of fabric to attach it to. He's got so many it's gonna be hard.
>>739423957lmao journo meltyyou love to see it
>>739424180What can I say, mate. Good luck to you. You are going to need it.
>>739424354>>739424326I accept your concession Bannon and Stone really captured you morons good with GG.
>>739409043every single time you look at this culture/gender war shit and look at who is trying to start shit, it's either weak men or ugly women.
>>739409561they are ugly women who never got over the fact that Stacy took the guy they wanted and that they never had pussy privilege to the degree they thought they deserved, so now they are on a crusade against sexuality in general.
>>739424432Because we want hot girls and non-faggy writing in videogames?
>>739424491Attractive women also try to reduce competition by sabotaging and chasing away other hot women.A male-dominated hobby (anyone who believes that 50% number when it comes to traditional retail-style videogames and live service games made in that style is retarded) shouldn't be built around this shit.
>>739424541Those things still exist in massive quantities Half this fucking board right now is threads wanking over one of the many factory-made waifus being pushed.You're so incredibly easily swayed that you're still angry over shit that was literally never true. Take your meds, download one of the hundreds of free high quality gooner versions of whatever genre you like, and shut the fuck up.You're more idiotic and obnoxious than furfags ever were
>>739409043Game journalism is for clowns who are incompetent at real journalism so they turn to larping. No suprise that gay incels and w*men make up the vast majority of game jouralism.
>>739424432stay mad bitch :)
>>739424668>n-no, the western vidya corpos aren't pushing uglified mystery meats into games, you're just imagining things>also western jurnos aren't openly panning games with sexy girlsnow you're gonna say you were just pretending to be retarded
>>739424668you and your ilk killed many games on the altar of faggotry dead or alive is one example that comes to mindyes games are still being made for us, doesnt make you actions less reprehensiblethe day of the rope will come
>>739424668>Half this fucking board right now is threads wanking over one of the many factory-made waifus being pushed.Where exactly are those? Repeating this retarded idea that /v/ is mostly made up of coomer threads isn't enough to make you fit in, you know?
>>739424887>You killed this series that is getting a new entry!Retard.>>739424881Oh now not panning! I can't believe they don't like the games you said don't exist anymore! Having bad opinions is the same as being evil, especially when they're about games you insist aren't real!Strongly consider suicide.
>>739409561The end goal of the feminist is the total destruction of the male. Everything that gives you joy, or life, is their enemy.
>>739409043In 2026, if you're a gaming enthusiast who's got a talent for speaking and you wish to get paid to talk about videogames, you're a streamer. It's way more lucrative, it's a superior medium for the job of informing people about videogames, and you're naturally going to be interested in filming yourself playing videogames.The only people who work in game journalism are people who can't make it in the streaming sphere and aren't smart enough to realize that these corporate outlets are relics of a time before streaming was cheap and easy. Working for an outlet doesn't grant you any additional legitimacy with the actual gaming customer, BTW. Especially when everyone knows that these outlets are access media and also don't value the same things that the average gamer does out of videogames.
>>739409043The worst thing the media and zoomers have done is shaming men for liking sex and sexy stuff in general. "lol gooner"Yeah man I like tits. Don't you? Zoomers are low test fuckheads who got their brains turned to mush by social media.
>>739424984>where exactly are those?There are so many I literally can't list them all because of 4chan's retarded spam protection>>739401632 >>739386121>>739416646 >>739386634>>739395164 >>739410907This is like a fourth of the them
>>739420153Growing up watching wrestling should have convinced you that politics is just as fake.You have all the same tropes like Jobbers, Heels and Faces Its all kayfabe.
>>739409043>millennial """journalists""" using alphie social media slang in articlesIt's not just game journalists that need to be out on the street, homeless, it's fucking all of them lmao
>>739424180that's most journalists though
>>739409043Liberal culture is femcel culture
>>739425435AA?
>>739424180No i hate the concept of journalism because it is fundamentally a peddler's game designed to market lies for shock value.I would unironically trust a lawyer, who is forced to have at least some codes of conduct by law, than a journalist.
>>739424668>>739424998Avoid engaging with this bot
>>739425751>No! Don't look at the truth! Stay in the pocket of Roger Stone! Live in an angry fantasy!We need more Luigis
>>739425383And of all of those, only a single one is an actual coomer thread, being the furfag/hmofafag containment thread, whereas the rest are either gachashit or lewd ops, yet you think of them all the same?Also, post a screenshot next time, dumbass.
>>739425949>These lewd free games don't count as games with attractive girls because something something gooningI accept your concession
>>739426192Are you really saying that having pretty women in games makes them coomer games? Last (you).
>>739409043>hot uncleDo women really think about fucking their father's siblings?
>>739426375>Are you really saying that having pretty women in games makes them coomer games? No, that's all you buddy.Maybe figure out how to read a reply chain - to make things short and sweet for your retarded ass: hot girls still exist in video games. They're thriving. To believe otherwise is a sign of a massive complex or extreme gullibility.
>>739426476Anon...
>>739409090Agreed but no gay shit, be a normal man.
>>739425881> Don't look at the truth! ironic
What are some pro-gooning review sites?
>>739425498Nobody says "werpeegees". It's a term made by weeaboos who have a japan-central view of the world.
>>739410861I feel like gooner was a normalfag/twich term from the beginning. So people like you using it is not surprising.
I haven't read a game news article since approximately 2010~
>>739409043>homos be like>"hah, how do YOU like it when we casually shame heterosexual norms for a change?" I like that they're hypocrites and appeal to the notion that one must make an effort to subjugate the other like it's a natural order. Also like that saying "that girl is hot" is apparently tantamount to going "I NEED DADDY DICK UP MY ASS RIGHT NOW" on the scale of "announcing sexuality." Smear more queers.
>>739424180>surely only the journalists about topics I'm knowledgable are badYeah, anon. Surely.
>>739424180>literally all you have to do is play games for a few hours a day a write HS tier short essays about them>can't manage to do either part properly
>>739409043Just say jews
>>739415010>there's a noticeable uptick in trafficDo none of you people block ads and cookies? Why aren't you making them expend money every time they serve up an article instead of profiting?
>>739409043
>>739422004>>739422515Draft all simps and deliver them to Iran
>>739428925Faggot you're in 4chan. This is literally the gayest site on the web.
>>739409043you can rape a piano but you can't rape a fish
>>739428925This, but with plenty of gay shit
>>739430808Right, but no one wants to say "the boring, ugly, brown RPGs made by cucked clapistanis or miserable europoors.", it's easier to just say WRPG.
>>739431043The irony is I'm entirely certain you could replace all gaming journalists with cert or QA testers, who would not only be better at playing vidya but would probably also be able to write more useful articles on them. And those poor bastards barely make minimum wage.
>>739417192>Women want men to be as thirsty as possible at all times>also women
