>fat>obsessed with anime>smelly and unhygienic>unwashed gamer ass the size of a planetAlphys is one of the worst characters ever made
Alphys NEO is the one and only fangame I personally take as canon. It slots in perfectly.
>>739409823monsters canonically don't poop so her giant unwashed ass probably doesn't smell that bad
>>739409823Made by one of the worst developers to ever do it, yes.
Alphys is supposed to be unlikable
>>739410016then how come you can't kill her in genocide, retard?
>>739409823Would
I'm sorry did any of you find this pastiche to be NEW in any way? Paper Mario did this character. And even then, THAT wasn't new.Will you people never stop gargling Toby's cock?
>>739410016>a sapphist character made by an agent of the progressive illness>supposed to be unlikable
>>739410254>Will you people never stop gargling [Robert]'s cock?When he makes a tiny misstep in the eyes of the human-sized pathogens that make up his audience, just like Cooper Smith Goodwin.
>>739411096I don't know what the fuck that means.I hope you need your appendix removed.
>>739409823>>>unwashed gamer ass the size of a planetg-guh
>>739409823You forgot>girl (girl (female (xx)))But also >lesbianso literally me lol
>>739410987retard
>>739411653she has the hots for Asgore too so she's bisexual not a lesbian
>>739411948You namedropped and I'm not searching it
>>739411149>I don't know what the fuck that means.Which word is the most confusing to you, and why can't you put it in your search engine/AI chatbot of choice?>>739411847Care to elaborate?
>>739411986That autogynephile that made that movie from his webseries that got leaked recently.
>>739411997no
>>739412058Then I accept your concession.
>>739411879All bisexual women are actually straight, and all bisexual man are really gay.
>>739412383What about me, who commissions art of twink characters genderbent into BBWs with gigantic, lactating breasts?
>>739412813I'm gonna guess straight porn addict.
>>739409823She just needs a good dicking to set her straight
>>739410254Nobody genuinely likes alphys as a character. NOBODY. There's a very small, but relatively loud, minority of people that claim to fap to alphys, but are these sorts of abject coomers really even people?
>>739413093>not into big belliesngmi
>>739409823All of those traits are extremely attractive to me, yet i fucking hate Alphys. Bravo toby
>>739411653No such thing as "lesbian". You just haven't encountered a proud Sayian warrior like myself
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>>739409823>>unwashed gamer ass the size of a planetThat makes up for it all, so long as she sits on my face with it
>>739413093I don't think you read the post properly.
>>739409823you forgot pedophile
>>739409823Gamer girls do thishttps://youtu.be/3NrfPNXu18o?si=cBLBZ6bhifCwQewe