>I reckon we just got left for dead, too.
>>739412580If Valve wrote this back when the game came out, it would have been praised as better writing than "The Part Where He Kills You" in Portal 2.
>Wait, what cat?>*laugh track*>What cat?>*louder laugh track*>"Man man man man-manly men men men ooooooo....."
>Get yo ass moving N*GGER guess he's allowed to say it
>>739412580What's his official instructions?
>>739412972kill all sons of bankers
How'd it spread so quick?
>>739412972>"'Stand six feet apart'...."
>>739412580>"Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one. Don't you think?
>>739413161She didn't say that.
>>739413047Heh, my ass!
>>739413047>He said he wants some good ole fashioned cola.....
>>739412580>Join VS game >Opposing team has double your score >One team mate leaves >Another team mate leaves >One team mate joins>One team mate leaves >Two more join>Lost connection to server>Main lobby>All players leaves >Leave server>RepeatI just wanted to have some fucking fun God damn it
>>739413040It was attached to your moms legs
>>739413982>get charger while the survivors are near an instakill spot>GET INSTAKILL CHARGER CHARGER WTF U DOING GET THE INSTANTKILL RIGHT NOW >miss the instakill because literally everyone who still plays this game knows how to avoid them>CYKA CYKA BLYAT I RAPE U NOOB KILL YOURSELF UNINSTALL BLYAT CYKA>[VOTE: Kick player?] >[vote failed]>CYKA CYKA U R NIGGER CYCKA
>>739414359There's no way people take versus that seriously Right?
Lemme AX you a question!
Hunting Rifle (Silenced SMG until I find)Katana (Fire Axe or Machete if I can't find one)MolotovFirst AidPillsExclusively play on expert realism
>>739412897>tank appears>SHOOT THAT BIGASS HONKY>jockey appears>GOT A JUMPY N********ER HERE>boomer appears>FATASS WETBACK!2009 was a different time. Coach's VA at least had fun with it.
>>739414359>>739414459It's worse than CS2. I refuse to believe there's almost 40,000 concurrent players.
>>739412580how come l4d2 still hasn't died?
>>739415125Autism
>>739413982>join vs gameDon't do that ever.
>>739413982>he doesnt have enough friends to play a VS match
>>739415301>he's a pubstomping faggot
>>739415301I don't have enough friends to play the campaign.
>>739414459oh they fucking do>"hi, guys! first time playing versus!">votekick gets initiated immediately
>>739412580>join game>get kickedGood memories
>>739415301Playing versus in L4D2 was like one of the fastest ways to lose friends, what a bitter game mode that ended up being lmao
>>739415336what the fuck do you mean "pubstomping"?>>739415384maybe you shouldn't be friends with fags who get mad over videogames
>>739415125It's fun, simple asAlso it can run in any potato pc, so many third worlders can play it
>>739415384No it doesn't. We just make rule that whoever get charged off the bridge is gay and we also balance the team out since we all know each other skill level.
>>739413982>>Join VS gameWhy would you willingly go to that den of vipers?
>>739415384I lost some good L4D2 VS friends but I don't think it was because of the game.We were pretty hardcore with it, too. Like nerfing the survivor items to make it more fair.
>My Dad was Dishonored>and now I am Dishonored 2
okay last one 2 the safe room is the back fellow
>>739412580Little rough, don't you think?
No-one in this thread has ever said anything.
>Our forces are spread thing. I can only spare Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2
>>739413047>Spread my ass!
>>739412580Brothers!
>>739415125Valve games have endless glazing because of muh nostalgia.
>>739415384>jockey my roommate while he's halfway into the safehouse door>hear him slam his fist so hard on his desk that it shakes the housecherished memory
>>739422828they're well-designed, run well, have had simple futureproofed artstyles, are ez to mod, go on sale for literal pennies many times a year
>>739422828>muh nostalgianah. unironically old good new bad
>>739412972>Dark Carnival>Coach: ''Shoot the clown!''>everyone starts shooting Ellis
>>739415125Pretty much all 2000s valve games are still alive today. People love Gabe's dick it seems
>>739422828funny how no one gets nostalgic over BAD GAMES
>>739415125It is a very solid co-op game with tons of good custom campaigns and other mods on the workshop to keep the game fresh.
>>739420384I'll show you a spread thing
>>739423206*ellis adrenaline sounds*
>>739413982>join vs lobby>burp on mic>leave
>>739414359>miss instakill >immediately call vote kick on the person screaming at you before they can kick you>instant wave of morons pressing F1 without reading the name first>CУКAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>739412580Oh, so that's why they call it that.
>>739412580>"But now...we're back for blood™ tunnels of terror extension 1"
>>739415125Because nothing has surpassed it. Back 4 Blood was the closest and that was complete ass so it’s L4D2 or nothing for most people’s co op zombie fixWorld War Z was really fun once too, but it seems most have forgotten about it now
>>739415125Because people can mod it and host their own game (local server).
>>739415125it remains the best game of its genre to this day, simply.same reason WoW is still alive and kicking.