Tell me about Tali. Why does she wear the mask?
>>739415930what a messy drinker, spilled out all her milk again
>Shepherd kissed thatYuck!!!
why are Tali posters always so irredeemably disgusting
>>739415961you don't kiss your girlfriend after you cum in her mouth?
>>739415987you afraid of getting your gf a little sticky anon?
So that when you do a mating press on her you see a reflection of your own face.
>>739416415Tali fags have never had sex and can't foresee that
>can only have daughters>dont even get to impregnate them the old fashioned way>kids will only be asari>basically guaranteeing the extinction of your species and replacement by blueggersblueberry fag cope is insane
>>739415930Reminder that she's canonically a gooner
>>739415987Tali is a prime example of what I call "the little sister archetype" in video games.>naive>young>assburger >vulnerable>infantile It appeals to your male brain family protection instinct. It is also a complete role-reversal to autist incel videogamers, so now they are in a position of control and power, while she girl is the sperg this time.Elizabeth in Bioshock infinite is another prime example of this shit.
>>739416757>dont even get to impregnate them the old fashioned wayDo you have a single piece of evidence to back this up?
>>739416943You're really overthinking it Anon, she's a dork with a big ass.
>>739415930I don't care. Tali sex
>>739415992Literal homo shit larping as straight.
>>739415930>ywn drown Tali in your human cum and give her a fetish for it
Is picrel canon?And which ME wife is best for reproduction maxxing?
>>739416951they can reproduce with women, anonunless you're implying all asari are futas, they're not multiplying the normal way.
>>739417047Nigger that's just a na'vi. Wrong franchise.
I don't like it anymore now that it's clear to me tali is supposed to be Palestinian (including the clear Muslim head scarf and burka hiding of face) and that the geth are jews.On replays I let the geth genocide them all the time now. (and then pick destroy ending so geth die as well)
>>739416951> Using A.I because you are not worth the in game screenshot.>The physical process involves melding the nervous systems, effectively becoming one unified consciousness to share memories and feelings, a practice often preceded by the phrase "embrace eternity." While physical contact is common, it is not strictly necessary; the critical element is the mental and neurological connection. The resulting offspring is always an Asari, as the partner’s DNA is not passed on directly but serves only as a guide for genetic variation.
>>739417079No this ishttps://youtu.be/6JwLLk3f4yU
Don't give him (You)s. He's /pol/ baiting.
>>739417082>only daughters>can't be bleachedYeah no. Aasari concubine? Sure.Wife? Absolutely not.Aasari are for fun. Not marriage.
>>739417128>kicked out of their homeland by rebelling slaves>intergalactically reviled>politically isolated by all council speciesthe quarians aren't sandniggers, they're rhodesian
>>739417128>Geth version of the Anti-Christ comes out of deep space to destroy almost all life in the universe>Half the Geth immediately side with him What did Bioware mean by this?
>>739417160This is still one of the funniest moments of laziness in gaming history.
>>739417128This is what present day politics and social media obsession does to your brain. Everything turns into an analogy, nothing can be viewed simply as what it is presented as.
>>739417160>>739417079That's not what my wife looks like
>>739417368*our wifeTali is a cute.
>>739417082it's been a while but the impression I got was that it was primarily psychic, but they also by necessity had a vagina and womb because they still have to be able to give birthalso they can reproduce with animals because they had to be fucking something while they were trapped on their home planet
Holy sexo!
>>739417464>also they can reproduce with animals because they had to be fucking something while they were trapped on their home planetliterally built for varren knots
The diaper girl
>>739417464IIRC asari can still reproduce with other asari, it just became something of a taboo after they made it out into the universe
>>739417495TRUEgirl's gonna get adventurous when she lives a thousand years and when she has sixteen varren in her family tree
>>739417653yeah but it explicitly causes inbreeding and ardat yakshi so they had to have something else available.
>>739417359Bro when mass effect was in development the Gaza war started where hamas took over Gaza and Israel occupied Gaza.This is extremely blatant and not even hidden by the writers. It just so happens that the same conflict flared up again recently.
>>739417691bioware probably weren't thinking too hard about the implications of pre-space travel asari mating habits when they made the ardat yakshi an explicit result of too much asari-asari mating which makes it all the funnier that they basically made asari bestiality canon by accident
>>739415930>Why does she wear the mask?I think she doesn't want to die.
>>739416757I think the biggest cope is that you can't even sneeze on Tali without her dying of AIDsMeanwhile you can have world-shattering sex with a blueberry without even taking your pants off
>>739417160>14 years ago*turns to dust*
>>739417653>>739417691You can ask Liara about this in the first game, she tells you Asari can reproduce with themselves or they never would have made it off their homeworld.
alien sex was too freaky. i stuck to the human bitches and asari.
>>739417776>you can't even sneeze on Tali without her dying of AIDsby the time of 3 tali has canonically accilimated so much to shepards biosphere that they're fucking 24/7 with minimal risk of infection or sickness. you just have to put the time and effort into getting to that point, unlike slutty blueberries fucking the first krogan they encounter as a maiden
>>739417495This pic singlehandedly made me into an Asari fan. Literally built for rough interspecies sex with Varren and Krogan.
>14 whole years after her last game was released >anons on /v/ are still speculating on what's under the mask, what's under her suit, what her sweat smells like, cumming at the first sight of big quarian booty, and seething in impotent rage that their precious blueberry gets outwaifud by a purple gypsy cancer patient Tali was best girl in 2007. Tali was best girl in 2010. Tali was best girl in 2012. Tali is best girl in 2026. Tali will continue to be best girl. this video shows what's canonically under her mask btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIzzCIQAm7Y
The consequences of having Tali as my first crush on my sexual appetites and fetishes must be studied.
>>739415930If I took that off, would she die?
>>739417717Buddy, literally every game that has ever existed was made at a time when the Israel-Palestine conflict was heating up. That doesn't mean anything other than this track has been running on repeat for longer than any of us have been alive.
>>739417889Even in 2 she just gets a mild cold from the first time you bone. She took a bunch of preventatives first of course and she has been with you for a while but still.
>>739417717Not a single person gave a fuck about your retarded sand conflict back then and frankly they barely even do now beyond farming good boy points.
Can you truly say you love Tali if the tag "quarian" isn't in your daily goon rotation.
>>739418446Clearly the writers of mass effect cared enough to make a blatant Palestine conflict analogy with quarians being Palestinians and geth being jews.
>>739418276Yeah but not every game decided to model aspects of their game after the two opposing groups of the israel/Palestine conflict like mass effect did.Not saying they shouldn't do it. Just that I don't like tali because I don't want to date a fucking (spiritual) Palestinian.
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>>739418263She'll die if you cough on her
Feel like doing a galactic conquest run on Stellaris playing as the Asari. Don't know if I should seduce the galaxy with diplomacy or do a femdom takeover?
>>739417160>this is how much Bioware gave a shitStill hilarious to this day
>>739418740The best romances are the ones from the first game, Liara and Ashley/Kaidan
>>739417079Yes. She's just an Israeli
>>739415930Built for Krogan Cock
>>739417047>peddling modded Talingmi
>>739419032Sequel has better romances. Picking blueberry made one of the DLC's a way better experience, too.
>>739417128She's such a sweetheart though and she's like 16.
>>739416998Kys faggot
>>739417495I dunno who this character is but I definitely need more art of her getting knotty.
Always loved how in Tali's romance scene she pins Shepherd to the bed, but in Garrus' it's really soft and tender.
>>739420609that's benezia, liara's mother from the first gamefucking casual
>>739419552They don't feel as complete to me, especially the females. I know a lot of people like all the variety and such but there's something about that foundational romance that comes back around that really hits
>>739420757It's some guy's OC using Benezia's costume. So yeah, ultimately it's just Benezia all over again, but stupid cunts pretend it isn't so it isn't tagged as such.
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>>739415930what when wrong with this series?
>>739421016I can't tell men from women when your face is in frame, Ashley.
>>739420609>>739420879the uncropped ver of these two seems to be very difficult to find could you tell me where to get them? I love them to bits
>>739422061Literally just tag search for the two species featured you goofball.
>>739422106wtf I'm blind
>>739421519ME2
>>739418263It would be extremely painful
>>739415930AHAHATHE BLACK KNIGHT!?AHAHHHAAAAACIA AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAThat's you, shut the fuck up already. It has been 10 years.
sex(hugs) with tali
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>>739421016That's rich coming from the mystery meat.
Stop blueballing us and post the asari stomachs already
>>739416998No he's right, she's just Mission Vao but not jailbait. Bioware only ever had like 3 or 4 character archetypes and they're very basic.
Tali's feet
>niggas be like DAYUM SHE HOT
>>739422351>cock censored>boobs untouchedYou may be retarded, but at least you aren't gay
>>739428349Why would someone do this?
>>739428945The helmet stays on during sex and day to day life.
>>739428945Imagine the blowjobs
>>739416943>the main character in the rpg has power so ur an incelWhat causes such asshurt?
>>739417717>where hamas took over GazaYou mean when they won an election?
>>739429410If you're smart (by the standards of people willing to set themselves on fire, I mean) you can burn off an alcohol fire, barely feel it and look like a tough guy.
>>739429581Nah I mean when they started killing opposition parties and became a dictatorship.
