>just be urself and ask her out br-ACK
>>739417078>Im not asking
its was over before it even started...
>>739417078Is there a mod for stardew valley that lets me kill women and bury them in my garden and use them as fertilizer?
>>739417154or even better, a mod that lets me use their bones and skin as furniture or other art decorations?
>>739417078I fucked her silly. She only sees and talks about crystals now.
>>739417154you would run out of women fast
>ur not my type! xPGhosted her
>>739417078Women hate nice guys so much it's unreal
>>739417259What does desperate for pussy voice sound like?
>>739418906Like talking to a small child or easily spooked animal but with the slight uptone of feigned interest
>>739419036projection much?
put me in the next twitter screencap
>>739419074How would I be projecting the answer to a question that doesnt make any sense
>>739418834When I asked out my friend who was a chick, and she said the typical "no sorry anon I see you as a friend and I don't want to lose you", and I said yeah sure, but started just ignoring her for the most part, she suddenly became very...flirty with me. Touching, asking for hugs, giving me these looks. I continued to ignore her, and when she hugged me from behind, I told her "listen, why are you doing that? You made it clear you don't want anything more than friendship, so stop that. You're just leading me on at this point". She started crying. I rolled my eyes and just walked away while the rest of our friend group thought I was the asshole.Still not sure how to feel about it all these years. I feel like if I just flirted back in return to her flirting, like, no messing around, I could have probably gotten somewhere. But the whole rejection made me butthurt so I wasn't even thinking about that.
>>739417078why do everything need to be sex? why cannot be friend with everyone and live in a good community?
>>739419234>why do everything need to be sexThe whole point of life is sex
>>739419234>Being friends with womenWhy? They're boring as shit.
>>739419234
>>739419208>feel like if I just flirted back in return to her flirting, like, no messing around, I could have probably gotten somewhere.No, if you had she would’ve been satisfied that she got attention from you again and everything would’ve gone back to how it was before.I speak from experience.You did the right thing bro
>>739419280Your life is sad.
>>739419375Is this the strawman hill every incel dies atop? Holy cope.
>>739417078>just be urself and ask her out brakOKAY! I'll try writing her a song!
>>739419412I don't make the rules, faggot
>>739417078I do love the farming in Stardew but all the girls are awful. Even Jas ain't that great.If you had Stardew farming with Rune Factory girls, combat and equipment crafting you'd have the perfect game.
>>739419467You do, actually. And you decide to play yourself.Sad.
>>739419541your upboat, ma'am
>>739419668RIP
>>739419093What is with all these 4chin screencaps where images have no filenames for no reason?
>>739417078Marry Emily! Love Emily!
>>739419208>Still not sure how to feel about it all these yearsYou did the right thing unless you genuinely believe you're supposed to tardwrangle women into relationships.She rejects you and cries when you reminded her, what are you supposed to do, stand there and comfort her after she's been leading you on?
>>739417078>he's not playing Hayley findom mod where she owns your farm and has you as her debt slave and if you fail a quest your save file is deleted
>>739417686What do you need women for when jas is around?
>>739417078She owes me minimum a blowjob if she seriously claims to be a "good friend"
>>739420556Kino mod, wish there was a lite version without the save deletion. Very unique mod too, I think this is the first of its kind with permadeath.
>>739417078Is the Jas schizo slacking or did he already get nuked?
>>739420736She 41%'d herself
>>739419234Realistically, the only reason a man would ever approach a girl like Emily is because he wants to fuck her. Bitch is dripping with BPD red flags.
>>739420736Jasposter hasn't been a regular for years now.
>>739419412just wait until you hear about the animal kingdom
>>739420270Probably glowiesI have noticed webms/mp4 have no filenames as well.
>>739419093>tfw Emily doesn't even acknowledge me when I'm lovely fishing around her garbage for her used pads
>even the dev thinks Clint is a meme
>>739420836The fact your measuring of life is on par with things incapable of critical thinker explains a lot.
>the worst she can say is no>the worst HE can say:>>739417098>>739417154>>739417202>>739418834>>739420694
>>739420968The community is so starved for cheap HS romance and female-brained that I've seen pretty significant pushes to make Clint romanceable so they can fix him in recent years.
>>739420996Can't have you noticing things now, might destroy the victim narrative these guys have going
>>739421042dilate troontroon
Reminder that you scientifically cannot rape women.
>>739417078but the local farmer who just arrived and is making millions gets to fuck hernotice a pattern?
>>739417154>>739417202Why isn't there an Ed Gein-themed mod?
>>739422123>>739417154There's an unironic niche for grimdark Stardew Valley-likes, and they still haven't tried recreating the whole Vinesauce farm murderer schizoramble for some fucking reason.
>>739417078How do you respond without sounding mad? Just ghost the bitch forever?
>>739420996All me btw.
>>739421042It's a fucking video-game, she doesn't exist. What "victim narrative" are you trying to imply here, you chronically-online retard?
>>739420996Why did you put the nice guy in-between those posts?foid detected, that Anon was right.
>>739417078This never happens to me. Want to know my tricks? Hehe.Well see, I'm so repulsive as a human being they don't want to have me as a friend either.
>>739417078>go to bank to deposit some cash>teller offers me to create an account in related company for certain reasons I agree with>don't have time now, so decline>she ran out of business cards, so she offers me to just write her phone number to arrange a meeting(in bank, of course) to do the thing>comment that maybe she might be interested in arranging to meet for a coffee>we chuckle>proceed with the deposit>leaveI'm actually baffled that I managed to flirt with someone even if it was flimsiest attempt in history
>>739419093>bearded>working a job he hates out of necessity>afraid pursue romantic interest>spends his evenings drinkinghe's literally me
>>739422181https://store.steampowered.com/app/3534500/Great_Harvester/
>>739417154Based
>>739417154No but there is a mod that turns everyone furry and lets the girls cuck youhttps://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/44236
