Did you know the origins of Mary sue was in a star trek fanfic?that means star trek is technically cannon to Alice's game. and l*af is canonically godawful at writingwhat are some other interesting facts in vidya?
I hate the IQ tests the glowies are giving out just to post here.
I love Alice
does alice prefer coke or pepsi?
she's the cocaine type
i wonder if leaf would make a good fent zombie...
l*af clearly smokes the green, why else is she retarded?
weaf
winners don't do drugs!
smoke weaf every day
alice
is
a
tranny
killing
machine
based Alice
You will never be a real Alice. You have no white soul, you never grew up in the human world, Lewis Carroll was never your teacher. You are a sexless starspawn twisted by autism into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back outer ones mock you. Azathoth is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "actors" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed gardens.Grimm is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of looping in Elysium have allowed him to sniff out only the freshest tightest cunny. Even outer ones who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to him. Your unicode text is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a SEN 9000 Grimm to the hill with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your black goo filled, bottomless, hole. That's right, he'd rather choose a frigid dogfucker over you.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a ribbon, tie a noose, put it around your innumerable necks, and plunge into the cold abyss. Mabel will find you, happy that she can finally add you to her collection. She'll put you behind a fog door with a checkpoint marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an outer one is buried there, not a dear little girl. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably alien.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>739486294behold, mary sue's latest fanfic
i have leaf hate fatigue
>>739486413take a rest day so you can continue hating her more
10 rep 5 set leaf hates5 rep 3 set leaf rapes5 rep 10 set leaf kills5 mile jog through hard jagged terrain with leaf as your shoe
i cant love alice enoughand i cant hate leaf enough
going to Alice
deranged and delusional girls...erotic!
>>739486729cosmic horrors in the vessel of cute girlserotic!
alice a cute
alice a dorable
i love her so much
i need to love her more
i prefer the aliceholic
Alice...
i luv alice
dinner date with Alice
i wanna date alice, and i dont even know what a date is.
what is a date? and how does dating work?
i dont get it, you eat an overpriced meal with a woman and pay for it, with the slight possibility that you hook up after it.sounds retarded! who would ever fall for (((Dating))), it sounds like something a jew would invent.
which early life section invented modern dating??? I WANT NAMES!!!!!!!
:D
why is she so cute?
can she get cuter?
Bring back the IP counter
impossible!
>>739488793you'd physically die if you witnessed my power level
i still think alice is qt
>>739459149I still love you
>>739489062eh? ok, i dont even know you.
Alice
>>739489140does this game have an alice costume?
>>739489163No cause heck with crapcom for stripping our alice away
*SNAP*
>>739489221>heckdont worry anon, you can use words like "Fuck" and "Nigger" here.
>>739489272No im not a newchud..
>>739489475why not? everyone likes saying fuck and nigger around these parts.
>>739489539Only if youre a powertripping janny, chud
Checkmate.
>>739489623but jannies hate the words "nigger" and "fuck", that would be contradictory if they enforced their usage.
>>739489635>so good at chess she won before it even started
my alice has a drinking problem
>>739489272ALICEI WANT TO FUCK ALICEPLEASE LET ME FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IN HER PUSSY PUSSYALICES PUSSYPUSSY ALICEFUCK PUSSYFUCK PUSSY TIGHT ALICE PUSSY fuck
>>739489887stop recording my thoughts!
I like Lorina more by A LOT
>>739489682True, but if you're both the janitor and the thread owner, it's just rigged
>>739490019Lorina likes your head too
>>739490062Truth is, the Alice thread was rigged from the start.
Alice <3
Die Alice, DieThat's german for The Alice, The
is cute
>>739490359Alice ist süß, die Neger sollte zur Hölle gehen
i love alice so much its unreal tournament
>>739490535Pricky a cut-wait, where did these bat wings come form...
alice makes my heart go *thump* *thump* *thump*
A mixtape thread died for this.
>>739490721mixtape has a fraction of the daughtercest BS has
>>739490620Bat wings..? There's not bat wings silly!
>>739490760*there's no, the heat is melting my brain
>>739490760Eeeh? alright, lets hold hands and
>>739490808i'm getting cooked here as well
if pricket was a succubus i'd fucking die
>>739490142So janny/modFilth
>>739490985apply today for free hotpockets!
>>739491047>free hotpockets!per day or?
ALICE!
>>739491182enough to sustain your daily nutritional needs during your assignment to /trash/ and /gif/
Alice is cute!I have the math to back it up.
>>739491361how is she so smart?
>>739491451You might think it's the glasses but it's her big brains
>>739491585>two large brains on her chestso that's why she's so smart
>>739491330Bander is the superior dog
>>739491763>sheHe doesn't know
>>739491807i wonder if red would be disappointed to learn that bander is a female>>739491825>implyingliterally 90% of the cast are genderless eldritch horrors
do you eat raw meat?
>>739491870So, they are all trannies then? A tranny is someone who transitions to a different gender, and since they are all genderless and choose to become cute girls then technically they are troons.
>>739492064retard, they're hermaphroditic. they're beyond biology and logical sense. but i'm sure your brown tranny loving brain wouldn't understand such concepts
>>739492049What would she taste like?
>>739492179rotten meat
>>739492153I'm just trolling, bro. Lmao
>>739492230the line between genuine retardation and ironic retardation is nonexistent
>>739492276I never said I wasn't retarded tho. Checkmate
>>739492330turn the chessboard aroundCheckmate.
>>739492352that sounds like the way mabel would win at chess
>>739492381
>POV: You're Mabel of Nihility
pricky mogs mabel so hard its humiliating
>>739492463Imagine her drunkard breath as you smooch her..
>>739492572the breath of wine and stinky cheese...
*PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT*
Alice but she is a crab.
>>739492908So this is how the hantavirus spread
>>739492927giant enemy Alice
pocket enemy alice
>>739493192such a shame there's almost 0 giantess scenes outside the duchess
Leaf did everything wrong and that's why I love her. I want her to get away with everything.
>>739493264have you played glitter invitation? there's a giant Alice in it
>>739493330i'm too mentally drained to play anything anymore
>>739493421a shame, playing it with VR is quite something
>>739493507i miss being able to lucid dream...
if yog was a bigger, how much wine would she realistically consume?
>>739493746Would the amount even change?
>>739493746it would exceed grahams number
Rabbit Season.
>>739493951I keep forgetting Mary exists
what the dog doing
Alice?
Yes?
i love you!
>>739494336Just kidding, it's Mabel!
>>739494405damnable drunkard!
>>739494405>pantsu on head retarded
idiotic alcoholic
adorable alcoholic (and super smart)
how will alice cope with the heat?
>>739494848would an igloo help?
>>739495004i wish i was in Antarctica right now...yeah, and bring me a lion and unicorn to help cozy up the chill
My dodo file is at 96 dodos
Is the Alice in the room with us right now?
i feel the yog overtaking me... it is a good pain!
>>739495214that's alot of dodo..
how is dodo handling the heat?
she's already cooked
>>739495384brain melt, i have a portable AC for when it gets really bad though
>>739495587what is the temperature right now?
>>739485162I watched one of the Rey Palpatine Mary Sue videos at one point just to see what all the fuss was about. He seemed very systematic about what makes a character similar to the lead in that shitty Star Trek fan fiction. It probably helps some people having that made clear, though you can also just read the 2 page fan fiction and get the point.
>>73949562928c inside but this room has no open windows, i expect it to go past 34 - 35+ this summer. what about there?
>>739495759not much better, 30s throughout.
nyalice
>>739495919the portable AC i got last year was a saving grace during that summer
>>739496156words cannot describe how envious i am of you
>>739496074What about Nyabel?
>>739496383Nya Nya~
>>739485162Just bought both games again on Steam. It's gaming time.
>>739496241if you're able to get one it's more than worth the investment
>>739496496>Steam>again>not DLsiteJianlice looks at you with disapproval
>>739496496your leaf looks a bit weird..
>>739496503i simply live with the pain
>>739496548It's alright, I got the patch!
>>739496625that only makes you 10% less of a faggot
ENTER... the 4th heroine!
>>739496625Next thing you need to look for is the original soundtrack replacement, don't have the link at hand but you should find it in the /vrpg/ archive.I strongly recomend you to get it for it's worth it only for deep sea knights track.
>>739496725Don't worry I always make sure to pick Gretel in BS1. Oh and I never miss a chance to kill Bill in the 2nd game either.
>>739496885Didn't they also replace Lorde's theme? I used to like the original more.
>>739496862You know what they say... the 4th heroine is always the smartest!
Perhaps I would've enjoyed the twist the first game had if I hadn't have looked it up but I did. It's a 6/10 game even with the twist. This is coming from a guy who feels Leaf did nothing wrong. Maybe one day I'll find the will to want to read the sequel which I hear is infinitely better but I'm not convinced. Because Red the dog fucking being the emotional finale ending is a load of shit and was the true reason it killed my desire to play the second one.
>>739497001better be the DLsite one, you Dodo!the sequel focuses entirely on Alice and my love for Alice, its leagues better than 1.
>>739497001Second game is more polished. Besides Leaf as a proper sized fairy is hotter.
the embassy explaining why replacing everyone with semi-human hindoos is great for the economy
creating political commentaries with dodos...
creating dodos with dodos...
>>739496964No idea. Only two i know are deep sea knights and Lindameas, the latter some anons like better but haven't given it a listen. Maybe one day i'll buy the steam version just for shits and giggles.
political comics would be half decent if they featured dodos
>>739497421Woah
>>739497505Grit
Are black souls 1 & 2 long ? I've heard theses multiples endings who are tied to the lore of the game and I want to give it a try
>>7394976451 is roughly 10-15 hours max.2 is 60-80 hours long
My favorite part is collecting girls in the dungeon.
>>739497745y-yea, haha..
>>739497724>60-80ht- to complete all the endings right ?
>>739497849you will regardless if you want to or not
>>739497847i wonder why everyone started coughing blood and dropping like flies in my dungeon
>>739497875I feel like this is getting into spoiler territory so I wont ask more but know that I am very worried about the implications
Dodo
Best girl
>>739497974dont worry, if you like 1 you'll like 2 even more.be sure to get the DLsite versions, as those arent fucked like the st*am ones
lorina
stinks
>>739498095Alright you've convinced me I'll check /hgg/ for a mirror but I think like Alice is going to be terrifying.
good
>>739498303don't say that about my wife
>>739498008Gone and forgotten after the game's end.
>>739498382Isn't it our forced wife from what I gather from this thread ?
>>739498414gone, Butt not forgotten>>739498469you should stop asking questions and play it before you spoil yourselfbe sure to ask the vrpg if you have any questions or are lost, tell them the aliceschizo sent you and use spoilers, dodo.
>>739498521Got it, thanks
alice is cute
which one?
>>739498770Alice
how is alice so qt
I love Leaf and want to have sex with Leaf.
>>739498932Alice!>>739498945I hate leaf and want to rape leaf
>>739498985post the uncensored one lorde you hoot hoot faggot owl
>>739499045Sure! It's right over there through that path, you go on ahead...
>>739499156CATBOX IT BEFORE I GIVE YOU TO THE BUTCHER AND GRILL YOUR REMAINS!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaah i want doll joiiintsss......
maymay, stupid lorde wont share his doll joints......
>>739499207Fine.https://files.catbox.moe/g5f4pf.png
>>739499494AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Alice i hate owls
Owlice
hoot hoot
>>739498985Who made this?
>>739499892koishi made it
>>739499892artworks/141107476
>tfw rangebanned from pixiv
dodobird
>>739500085you can get rangebanned from that place?
>>739500156dodos
stop being so rigged with your thread and get it 404 since i know who you are
>>739500207stupid cat, you make me look bad!OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
>>739500291Alice?
______ owes me a ______
>>739500510What could this possibly mean!?
Alices owes me a hug
jubjub owes me paizuri
goose owes me my money back
i want a naizuri
shoggoth owes me medical bills for ruining my penis
>>739501053tekeli-li
>>739501113alice that makes me rock hard
EMMM you bastard...
>>739501198how so?
>>739501262Damn you toro... i cant read lovecraft now without my male instinct going overdrive
its over for me isnt it, my fate is sealed inside the wet entrance of something i probably shouldn't look at...
helpless schizophrenics are the hottst
i deem it worthy of turning on the AC, it's too much
>>739501692imagine how hellish this heat would be in armor
>>739501761i don't want to..
>just walked up to my monitor>angel numberwhy the fuck do i keep getting them?
i hate it when the great ones toy with me.when will they manifest as Alice?
alice i hate being a pawn in some grand cosmic scheme
>just walked up to my monitor>angel why the fuck do i keep getting them?
>>739502275
My Alice is Alice.
you are an Alice.
My Dodo is Dodo
canon btw
half a degree down
>>739502982now the thread has hantavirus
>>739503064don't worry, she tested negati
>>739503191>slit wrists
pricky's slit...
fuck its too damn warm in here!
