>"Can I get a Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino with extra caramel drizzle and whipped cream? Two......no wait make it three pumps of vanilla and whole milk not skim milk. It's been a long week, so I'm treating myself and not worrying about the sugar today"
>>740430251this is literal AI deepfakeisnt this illegal? what thte TAKE DOWN ACT should've prevented this
>>740429964Anything else?
>>740429964Why does this meme make me laugh like an idiot every single time? It's so dumb but it gets me every time.
>>740429964Wait is whole milk bad now?
>>740430823>Wait is whole milk bad now?
>>740430823This fat fuck has the whole milk
>>740430823
>>740429964Nuff said.
>>740430823only fat fucks drink whole milk
>>740429964Love this meme
>>740431673>Not bulking with gomad ngmi
>>740429964>"Can't let you brew that, Starbucks!"
>>740430823It seems to spoil more quickly desu
>>740430823When you make hamburger helper it says to use skim milk to make it healthier so fat people use whole milk
>>740430497Him staring directly at you while saying what ever fat activity or desire he wants might be it.
>>740429964that's an oddly specific order op, are you sure you're not Fox's size already?
Lattes are Nesquik for adults. Cortados are a reasonably decadent espresso drink.
>>740431673the health difference between skim and whole milk is negligible if even that. you're not going to lose weight if, say, you swap out whole milk for skim and do nothing else. you're just using worse-tasting milk for no reason.
>>740429964I have never went to starbucks ever what am I missing?
>>740436815free wifi but you cant loiter unless you buy something
>>740430823animal fats are great for your health but it got demonized in the 60s by faulty, misleading and paid for "research" which resulted in the absolute disaster that is the food pyramid people have to learn in school
>>740436815If you're not a basic white girl, not much. It's not awful, but you almost certainly have a local joint that's better.
>>740431673but i want the entire milk
>>740429964Based, lmao
>>740436815your regular cup of coffee except mixed with a pound of sugar, flavored high fructose corn syrup, & cream. All with a $8+ price tag.
>>740436815A drop of coffe in your bucket of milk and a bunch of artificial sweeteners made from oils and corn syrupGet one shot of espresso, half a cup of milk and 2 servings of honey, that's what every starbucks coffee tastes like pretty much except it's not gonna give you anal cancer
>>740437162The new food pyramid by Robert Kennedy actually fixes this
>>740437461Just looked into it and wow it actually doesGood on him, maybe you americans aren't so fucked after all
>>740430823OH NO NO NO NO HE DOESNT KNOW
I also want to eat Venti's cream
If you drink Raw Milk you deserve the death that comes from it.
>>740437874Who said anything about raw milk?
>>740430497his eyes express a sad fatness
>>740429964>"Lemme get a uhh, 12 piece chicken strip, ranch and barbecue sauce, large cheesey loaded tater tots, 4 chocolate milks, and a large mac n cheese. Oh, and a apple pie. No I don't want to donate a dollar to charity."
>>740437874Doesn't raw milk have parasites or some shit?
>>740438240>Salmonella, E. coli, Listeria, and CampylobacterYeah raw milk is fucked for humans
I live in a major blue city. I thought people here were obsessed with coffee but when I was sent to the midwest for a week to work everyone's day the revolved around driving out and getting coffee at least 3 times a day like when I said I don't drink coffee they thought something was wrong with me
>>740436815They got espresso shots but they're expensive. 4 shots of espresso is like 10 bucks
>>740429964>tfw you have a lifelong disease that makes it hard to gain weight so you can eat whatever you want without getting fatFeels good man outside of the crippling pain
>>740429964>I hope that Lazer doesn't spot m->AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH-
>>740437461>>740437641It does but I'm afraid the damage has been done. Hopefully the new generation doesn't suffer like the previous.
>>740438240Yes but worms for brains RFK Jr. says we should drink it.
>>740438979He supports it but he is not pushing to change law
>>740429964I bet this Fox gives good blowjobs
>>740429964>TIL Fox has no legs not because of some retarded zero G lore but because of diabetes
>>740439569"I only support and encourgage people drinking gasoline, im not making it law."This is retarded thought.
>>740440062That's not what he said can we stop the reddit tactics? Yes it shows that politicians have personal opinions but won't force them on others. Like Trump has said he thinks violent video games are terrible but never pushed to get rid of them
>>740440321No we should ridicule people with shit opinions especially when they decide policy. Someone who advocates raw milk should not be in charge of anything health related, dumb dumb.
>>740440412>No we should ridicule people with shit opinions especiallyno we shouldn't>especially when they decide policyagain RFK is not changing this>Someone who advocates raw milk should not be in charge of anything health related, dumb dumb.You could apply this purity test to every politician even to yourself to push the idea that no one is qualified on planet earth to be a politician.
>>740437461>>740437641>>740438854>look for a picturewasn't this a south park episode? the fuck?
>>740429964>snoygger seethethread>50th todayYikes-15million karma to ziony
What should the sequel be about?
>>740430251I like it. give it the nustarfox manlet legs to make it even more humiliating
>>740429964
>>740442442
>>740429964Kill yourself, mexican spamnigger
>>740429964Would you like to Supersize that?
>Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips. I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas. I would like a basket of chips, a beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream. I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga, with a quesadilla of tomato, onion, and vegetables I should like a burrito with beans, beef, and I would like a carne asado taco. Could you put some hot sauce on that for me? No, in- inside the taco. Not on the side... Yes, can I have a carne asado taco? Do you make guacamole? Can you make me some guacamole? I love guacamole. Uh, ok, I would like a side of guacamole with my Tostitos, I like to dip the Tostitos in the guacamole. on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork and some more cheese, please,Ok, that'll be $38->Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea
>>740442697But one of those threads was mine....
This might actually be the best meme on /v/ right now. Every time I see Fox’s fat face in an OP it makes me smile from ear to ear. There’s something about a former hero with low self control thats too fucking funny
>>740442807That's literally just sugar with flavoring, no wonder most of the US is diabetic.
Funny Crack Cat
>>740442807There should be laws against serving lethal doses of sugar EVEN IF that's what the retard asked for.
Starcuck
>>740442920I know, you're right, lmfao
>>740442807I really hope this is just a cup of ragebait, i love sweets and that still looks nasty as fuck
>>740443408Command to this franchise was what 9/11 was to the twin towers
How do I lose weight in my 30s? I used to be thin but ever since covid lockdown time I started gaining more and more weight every year as I've worked from home since then. Back in 2019 I was about 135 to 140 pounds but now im about 190 pounds.
>>740442807>want some coffee with that sugar
>>740443729they can ring out whatever they want, but the joke ones won't say "mobile order" on the sticker
>>740443892You just have to really monitor your calorie intake and really force yourself to not consume more than a certain amount each day, and if you stick to that, then you will steadily lose weight for certainIt's just really hard because we live in an age where good tasting food is so abundant and cheap. If you brought one of our ancestors to modern day, he'd probably turn into a fatfuck so quick
>>740437316You can just order plain coffee, you know. It's like $2
>>740443892the same way you do at 10 years old or 90 years old.eat less calories than you consume you fat fuck
>>740429964I like these threads
>>740436815their black coffee is high quality and tastes good, and for being as ubiquitous as mcdonald's, they make insanely better coffee than mcdonald's does burgers, if that makes sense. Or if you want to be a fat retarded foid you can get a cup of liquid candy loosely defined as "coffee."
>>740443245>>740443408soul
>>740444830why are people impressed by such stupid shit? Why are Europeans like this?
>>740430823It's not bad, just an easy way to cut on a bit of fat since it doesn't taste different when mixed with other shit like coffee
>>740436463NTA but IMO 2% milk is better for drinking. Whole milk should be used for cooking though.
>>740442442>>740442807>americans on their all water diet
>>740444165Yeah, but 95% of their customers don't get that.
>>740443408I hope so too. I can't imagine all the alien STDs she'd be carrying.
>>740429964>Now remember we are browning the meat not graying it.
>>740445594Yes, but when you're mixing it into coffee, sometimes you want that creamier texture. By itself, however, 2% is indeed better for drinking.
>>740442442>Sugar didn't even blendGrim.
>>740446198What does that have to do with this chain of replies?
this meme has inspired me to go on a diet and start going to the gym, it's been 2 weeks now so thanks /v/ I might stop being fat one day
>>740436815Bags of salty milk.
>>740446737>we lost another cute chubby anonIt's over...
>>740446737Keep at it anon, proud of you.
>>740429964>STOP LIKING FOOD YOU FREAK
>>740444045having fun like that is why my work place has locked all the printers down...some jester printed off "metal erection" instead of detection, put it on a container and gave it to a customer. they went ape shit as it was a breech of procedure and it cost about $150k in recalled items.
>>740429964Reminder that fox's fugly face in this game is due to the stupid chat avatar gimmick Senilemoto shoehorned into the game
>>740446978for me it was realizing that whatever you wrote after hitting the "special instructions" button printed both on the receipt AND on the display on the customer sidei had to specifically warn people that if they were going to joke around like that then don't do it to an actual customer loli honestly wondered if they ever downloaded and audited the orders after almost a decade of me fucking around with those machines, you know, to see what they were making the most money off of, just to discover that i'd rang out "extra cum" like 420 times
>>740447629people like you how the worst most boring most pajeet tier sense of humor
>>740443892Tracking your calories with something like myfitnesspal (emphasis on "like", that app in particular has gone to shit and I wouldn't recommend it unless everything else is just as bad) helps a lot even without dieting, just seeing how much you're eating helps you naturally not overeat
>>740429964>>740438139>>740442794This shit's making my stuffing fetish worse
>gimme $5 on the diesel, $20 scratchers and a roller dog
Raw milk is fine if you sterilized the udders yourself, sterilized the milking equipment yourself, and drink it within a few minutes of milking. If any of that isn't true, you're taking a gamble.
>>740436815Mediocre coffee that’s also amazingly consistent across thousands of locations.Plus coffee themed milkshakes and some decent but over priced pastries/food.Home Espresso machines have come down so much in price that unless you’re too lazy to make/clean milk related parts, there’s very little reason to go if you just want a typical coffee shop style drink.Plus 7/11 is rolling out espresso machines in their locations so you can get basically the same stuff for less if you just want it once in a while.If you have one by you, you’re almost certainly better off going to local coffee shop, but unless you’re in a city you may not have that luxury.
>>740449240I hope a future game pulls an Other M with Fox, completely fucking with his character by revolving it around his daddy issues.
>>740449758I'm pretty sure that's just Command
I always have my cups of coffee with 50% milk because milky coffee tastes better :)
I love this gluttonous fat Fox meme, lmao
>>740429964SUPERSIZE ME
>>740450754Yeah but that doesn't work as well without the Switch2 context of just how fucking cool James was.
>>740429964You guys are really trying so hard to make this a thing aren't you faggots?
>>740446779Motherfucker
>>740452560Oh god I forgot Sony did this
>>740430823worked as a baristaI have never seen a skinny or fit person order whole milk
HNNGGGHNGG heh heh just NMFGG working through some pretty uh ANNFFGGG standard chest painss?NNNGGGGGG *slams fist on chest several times* NNNGGGGGGG we're back let's definitely super size those combos, yes of course i have foxlets in the car that's why i'll need someNGGGGGGGG CHRISST IT'S A BIG ONE HNNGGGGGGGGGG those kid's meals to go, plenty of extra mayoOHFUCKIMDYING *slams fist on chest harder, faster* now please, use the boost to push throughnnngg
>>740449758Nah, I want his inner monologue to be like this>>740449240>Damn, what I am eating later>Sure am hungry>Falco just made me drop my dog, the bastard>OH yeah, I remember my last battle with Wolf.... It was after that sweet and spicy burger...
>>740437874>>740438506>>740438979You Americans do realize that we drink and use raw milk outside of the US right? Its only in the US that you demonize drinking raw milk so much. As long as the cow is heathy and the udder is clean the milk is perfectly safe to drink. Maybe its because you are all half negro and have lactose intolerance that you are scared of milk.
Why aren't there humans?
>>740456526APED.com would get an influx of subscribers. Corneria keeps a soft blockade warp travel and information about human controlled space.
>>740456526>Samus can speak chozo>Tries talking to Falco in it>He replies "wing wing wing jammin" >Falco has no idea the insult he just flung her way
They should make a game about Fox's cousin Phil who works as a Corrections Officer for Corneria Penitentiary where all the bad monkeys and pigs and stuff shank and rape each other, and Phil places bets with the other Corrections Officers on which pig or monkey inmates will win the fights, while they all get pizza and soda delivered and laugh and have a good time :D
>>740444450I always find starbucks' black coffee to have a burnt taste. This has been very consistent at every starbucks I've been to. Very pricey too.The strat if you're not able to make your own coffee for whatever reason is to get a cup from a bagel shop if you want to spend less or from one of the local coffee shops if you want something that tastes good.While we're on the subject, I don't understand how dunkin gets so much business. They charge premium prices for mediocre coffee, makes no sense to go there unless it's the only place around with coffee.
>>740430497Yeah same he's a silly fat fox
>>740430823I eat frosties with whole milk almost every day
>>740456526If you treat Command as canon, they're just in a different system given that not-F-Zero exists
>>740437641Leftists are already making fun of it and will be purposely feed their kids the opposite of what's recommended.
>>740430823Yes, you should be drinking unpasteurized milk only.
>>740430823Whole milk is great if you have an intentional need for the extra calories and macros as part of your diet. For example if you're bulking or otherwise trying to put on weight. For rando fatfuck mcgee this is not the case.
>>740429964>Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino with extra caramel drizzle and whipped cream? Two......no wait make it three pumps of vanilla and whole milk not skim milki've never tried this but my mouth is watering. it sounds so delicious
>>740443245would
and people will ask why fox is a heavy character in the next smash
>>740443245sex, 2 children, then retiring to space Florida
>>740458765according to what? ai slop? are you actually this retarded?
>>740459320are you autistic?just actually wondering before i even bother any further with this
>>740456526Star fox 2 originally had a human pilot design, but it never made it in. Also if you consider starlink canon there are humans there too.
>>740459414>just actually wonderingthanks for confirming you're an actual retard
>>740459883good luck buddyyou'll need itthere's no cure for autism
>>740429964>hourly NDS thread
>>740459304chat, is this real?
>>740460000Nice quadsAnyways,>NOOOOOOOOOOOO STAR FOX IS GETTING DAILY THREADS AND IS ALWAYS IN THE PUBLIC CONSCIOUSNESS, HOW AWFUL!!!!!!These threads are going to sell more copies than a thousand Nintendo Directs
Which character is most likely to say the hard r?
>>740460000nintendo ds?
>>740460317definitely Pigma
>>740460317Reptile? Falco, easily.
>>740460370nintendo derangement syndromeit's originally from trump derangement syndrome where people would bring up trump unprompted during argumentsbut since then [anything] derangement syndrome is the concept that if you dislike something, it actually dominates every single waking thought you have to the point of catastrophic obsessiondo you dislike ariane grande's new song? if so, you have ariana grande derangement syndrome
>>740442697When will newfags realize every day is repost day
>>740460317Based of that imageFalco
>>740438139>paying the goyim tax of rounding up for a charityI think the ceos of those companies can spare a couple million on our behalf. I'll help out locally but I don't believe in donating to those gay ass charities
>>740429964Why do these threads make so happy?
>>740460679I will keep making them as long as no one else does first when I check the catalog
>>740460679its classic /v/ fun instead of the culture war ragebait/coomthread that clogs the catalog
>>740460878which is why the mods never delete it because they get it too
>>740460679funni
>>740448095At least they don't have pajeet tier level reading and writing skills, Did you have a stroke while typing that reply retard?
>>740461098No I would take the writing over lusting over fucking pencil and paper drawings
>>740460317Leon makes whip cracking sounds when Krystal is forcing Fox to publicly apologize to her which is the closest you'll to a Nintendo character calling someone pussywhipped so based on that it's him
>>740461156Your reading skills again on full display. btw, if you don't jerk off to Katt and Krystal, you're a pretend fan
>>740460679>>740460878>>740461027Oh fuck off, snoy. The only thing these threads prove is how much the new Star Fox is making snoys seethe.
>>740429964why is fox mccloud an overweight suburban white woman now?
>>740461240According to this evidence, Fox is a felted chud that likely fingers his roasie tailhole to Cornerian girls getting APED by Venomian males. With this in mind, he would be the most likely to be the most racist to overcompensate and project for his tiny knot.
>>740436815>missing?missing???? bad coffee DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>740461781he always was the malewife equivalent tho
>>740460679>Beautiful! *COUGH* I could *HACK* kiss you for tha-ACK!
>>740430497Because it's relatable. Either you are or were a fatass or you know a fatass or you worked in customer service. Sometimes all you can do is just laugh at the simple things in life.
>>740430823It's double the calories for effectively the same thing. Whole and skim taste the same and have the same proteins and minerals. I buy whole milk because my kids are underweight. If it weren't for that I'd get skim.
Would McDonalds Fox and slutty black lipstick Illumiation Fox be friends?
>>>/trash/
>>740462285slutfox would rim chudfox in the cramped, dirty, smelly, and stuffy arwing cockpit.tastes like hashbrowns
>>740459516>Last canon thing the Zero universe had was Starlink>It's a pretty decent send-off>Almost no one bought itIt's worth it for the Star Fox stuff alone.
>>740438010A lot of the shill bots use LLMs now instead of hard coded "if text contains 'raw milk'" checks like they used to. The end result is sometimes the bots read a whole thread and see enough of their trigger words in the LLM summary that they determine they shoud post.
>>740460484That's pretty much all people who hate BotW
>>740461781he wasnt the same ever since Krystal learned of her real value
>>740459516Slippy was actually really cute in this game.
>>740461709kys furry incel
>>740429964Oh my science! Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>>740462281>Whole and skim taste the sameNobody believes this right? I drink 1% and even the difference between that and whole milk is very obvious
>>740430823There is no reason to drink whole milk unless you are a kid, bulk maxxing, chud maxxing or are an obese retard
>>740436815A hole in your pocket
>>740463089does it fucking matter? it's fucking coffee. drink it black like a man you pantyhose-wearing sissy
>>740463253>drink it blackNuh uh
>>740429964My favorite thing about these threads is how oddly good some of you are at creating sentences that a fat person would absolutely say. Nothing is sadder than the "treat myself" line.
Rail shooters are, indeed, becoming the divorced dad rock genre of video games
>>740429964overdone. dont elevate, keep it subtle.the appetizer one was funnier
>>740429964>im on GOMAD
>>740462281>Whole and skim taste the sameluhmeow
i used to be able to eat a lot and stay skinny as fuck. now i eat half a meal a day and feel 50 lbs heavier
>>740442697you weren't here for this one but it was the best one
The train conductor is going to be awful isnt he
>>740463892That was on his list
>>740437874Anti-raw milk militants are the strangest faction of the diet nutcase world. Not even vegans seethe at meat eaters to the same degree as unhinged anti-raw milk fanatics seethe at just the mere suggestion of someone considering drinking a glass of unpasteurized milk.
>>740463892It's right there at the bottom
>>740442697Okay, there is LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH A SAMPLER PLATTER, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE IS CLEARLY DINING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!
>its all about calories. if i just eat one meal a day i can eat whatever i want
>>740463892Click on his image retard your OP is there too
>>740463987>anti-heroin militants are the strangest faction of the...
>>740464102This is true though, as long as you get your vitamins
>>740464220a fat person would make it obsessively large though, or not abide by it, which is ze joke
>>740442442I use a sane amount of sweetener but it peeves me that nowhere has any consideration for the fact that stuff doesn't adequately dissolve in cold beverages. You need to mix it in a small amount of hot liquid before adding it to the cold.
>>740463892Seconding this. Simple but effective. I like this one, even if (because) it's clearly just anon posting his fetish.
>>740460000
>>740464163>raw milk and heroin are the sameDoes this strange obsession also carry over to raw cheeses or just raw milk like the media tells to hyper fixate on? How about stake tartare? Does the idea of uncooked beef make the redditor come out as well?
>>740463892doea supersize still exist
>>740464706steak* I've made a horrible blunder.
>I really shouldnt...but its my birthday/its a special event/im really tired/ive had a bad day/i dont feel like cooking
>>740456498How big is your country? Food transportation even for staples can involve large distances and many exchanges which increases the chance for spoilage or contamination. Milk coming from a couple states over is like crossing half of Europe.
>>740443408dad what the fuck are you saying?
>>740460317If it's Falco, it's ironic, considering... yoh know...Otherwise, Pigma. (Also ironic, as it is with every Celtics fan.)
>>740463580it's from experience, only real gamers would understand
>>740436815Cake globe.
>>740460000I wasn't going to pay full price for this game but now you got me all fucked up
I drink black Folgers every day the straight up coffee mix>wow that's weirdNo it's not when you do 2 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and that's the best you get
>>740461781Because the average anon has never met any wild animal in his life, let alone a red fox with a healthy coat.
>>740466138>you never met an animal that will attack your chickens and piss and shit everywhere oh no
I miss having a 400lbs landwhale gf and ordering shit like this for her.
>>740466095Wow, Iraq AND Afganistan? Do tell.
>>740466138A red fox came up to me one night as I was getting into my car to go home. Just... ran right up.
>>740442442>>740446616yeah what the fuck the straw is gonna suck a chunk of sugar
Do people not realize that Wolf is a chubby chaser and is encouraging Fox so he can be belly squished by Fox?
>yet another fat shaming thread disguised as Star Fox4chan needs to stand up to this.
>"welcome to Starbucks Starfox may I take your order?"
>>740467053>Am fat>Never cared about Starfox>Regularly visit these threads because they're funny as shitDon't even know why. It's not even like the original Fox was rail-thin but that shitty new Fox is so goddamn funny. I don't even think it'd be as funny if a well known human character showed up fat in his next installment of a game. It's the expressions and the pudgy snout that really sell it
>>740460317Slurs must go crazy in a world with animal people
>Caiman here, no problems
>>740442442Is every other poster illiterate or do all have some other excuse for missing the fact that the person deliberately asked for 28 sugar, 4 cane sugar and 2 splenda This isn't an ordinary order they just serve up several dozen times daily
>>740430823>all the browns saying whole milk is bad
>>740467186>I've been waiting for you Star Fats>You know that I control the calories>It's foolish to diet against me>Now I'll make those fools tip
>>740467606>Is every other poster illiterateIt's 4chan, anon. You click the picture, treat is as gospel truth, and then post your response to the picture without reading anything. Then if someone tries to tell you it's fake and you're tilting at windmills you tell them that just proves that society is woke and degenerate and trying to trick a sweet angel such as yourself
Why are all the bad guys monkeys?
>>740467785..... Such as?
>>740467606What about every other post gives you the impression that they thought otherwise, you gibbering retard?
>>740460317Every game with anthro characters should have casual specism... Or whatever furfags call discrimination based on species.
>>740467785Because the speciesist Corneria pushed the underrepresented and oppressed monkeys into extremism.
>>740467785Humans are the bad guys in real life, and they are chimpanzees.Don't study chimpanzee behavior. it will redpill you on ALL human interaction. The vast majority of people are just chimps who can talk. This is not a race thing. White people are like this too. There is only a small percentage of people who are freakishly smart enough to have the spark of high intelligence and a sense of real self-awareness. The rest are chimps. Once you realize this, there is no going back.
>>740430823>drinking pasteurized milkNGMI
>>740467785because Japan's equivalent of Cats VS. Dogs is Dogs VS.. Monkeys
>>740442442>2 Splenda
>>740430823drinking milk in general is retarded
>>740442697knowing foxposting makes you made makes it even better for me
>>740469402People will get angry over literally anything
>>740463496You're gayer than soi frappuccino-sipping hipster faggots
>>740466095Folgers is pretty decent, that's what I get, everything else seems overpriced
>>740469797
>>740460679because the concept of fox wageslaving to make ends meet as a neglected mascot while wallowing in misery and ineffectively attempting to drown his sorrows by binging on fast food is relatable
>>740460679we're just joking around having a good time
>>740461027The only reason they don't get /trash/ed faster than you can say furfag is because the new game is less than month away
>>740429964>and whole milk not skim milkFuck off, you limp-wristed faggot. Whole milk isn't a fat people thing. It's a "human with an actual soul" thing.
>>740469980If Bubsy can endure, so can Fox.and so can us.
>>740446578You people are crazy. Whole milk is way better for drinking.
>>740470013>Ah so this is Star Fat
>>740456526Imagine if there were humans in Star Fox. They'd all work for Andross and be treated like deformed and retarded mutants by his monkey master race.
>>740470530imagine being a Venomian shipmistress's personal cattle...
>>740466362Why'd you seperate
>>740429964Yummers.
>>740435115That's an oldie.I miss halolz...
>>740464491I dont think the cretin that ordered that has a sense of taste
>>740463496Anyone who puts sugar in coffee should be shipped immediately to Guantanamo
>>740464793Liberals forced them to stop selling it
>>740471070what about cream/milk?
So redpill me on pasteurized milk.Why do they don't want you drinking raw milk?
>>740462923You first nigger, already having sex with your Mom and my Krystal Tulpa
>>740471169That too
>>740470634She was young and wanted to do other things. I also hurt her early on and it just changed things at a point. I loved her with all my heart, I grew so much with her, I did much of it for her, but alas, our hearts were not aligned. Un amour de vacances... de la vache... She was the longest vacation I ever took in my life, and it was the best. Five years later I woke up, and now I have to go back to fucking work.
>>740467785this >>740468464, it dates back beyond that to China. >>740468335Damn she's cute.
>>740471802Venom is full of adorable, humble girls like her, anon. Don't listen to the dogs of Corneria. Their democracy is a sham that covers a theocracy that worships war. Only the intelligent and peace-minded Andross has the brains to rule Lylat!
>>740471272if your body cant handle the bacteria of raw milk, that leaves you exposed to government bioweapons like Lyme Ticks that make you allergic to meat for the sole purpose of making you eat lab grown bugs and tofu.
>>740429964I'm tempted to actually order this and have it set for Fox McCloud. Do I dare do it?
>>740472279live life colorfully and autistically. do it.
>>740436815Only drink I ever buy from Starbucks is a small Vanilla Bean Frappuccino. That's it. I never venture beyond that drink besides the Sourdough Sandwich if I'm starving.
>>740467640>>740467186>Don't partysize just yet. It's time to try our new muttonchop
>>740472350They used to do a double chocolate chip frappe which is the chocolate mocha frappe, pretty sure it has an extra pump of chocolate, with chocolate chips in it. It should be a crime to sell that to children but dad worked at Starbucks and would bring that shit home. I shit you not, he would bring me doubleshot coffee cans to help me stay awake in English class 10th grade>>740472105who is this doll and whycome Dash went evil after literally doing good?
>>740472520Leia from CJFurs
>>740462281Skim is the same price for half as much milk. Just water down whole if you can't handle a bit of extra fat
>>740436815Not much. Coffee that's good but overpriced which you should make yourself, and diabetes-inducing foid fuel. As someone who used to be called a 'hipster' and is now just called an 'asshole' despite not changing anything, you go to Starbucks mostly to be seen, for the atmosphere and to steal their wifi back in the day before you could get a signal anywhere.
>>740444450>they make insanely better coffee than mcdonald's does burgersnot a high bar
>>740472235It's amazing how psyopped americans are that they're now drinking raw milk sludge. It must be a great metric for how badly common core fucked their society.
>>740442442For me it's the fucking 2 bags of Splenda. At that point, dude might as well have left the dropped bag in the cup. Wouldn't have been any worse for it.
>>740443245>katt>>740459304nice, more for my collection
>>740449240fuckin' way of the road, fox
>>740470216>bubsy>endure
>>740429964People who order anything besides an espresso or a basic cappuccino are subhumans to me, no matter what variation they choose. I really wish Starbucks would leave my country already like Domino did.
>>740467785economic factors
>>740467785Anon, you can't say that about black people
>>740468464Didn't Gaijingoomba made a video eons ago explaining this?
>>740430823Depends on the application... Contra the crowd here I'll point out that skim milk has more sugar per calorie than whole
>>740460679We're having fun
>>740429964This is funnier if you imagine the "A Fox in Soace" voice saying this.
>>740470414I drink half and half.
>>740430497>>740435582>>740438116>>740457828>>740462187QRD?
Why does this site need a joke to be spammed like 50 times a day every other month with people trying desperately to be funny.The moment we finally stopped getting "le 50 year old man that looks like he's 17" we get this shit
>>740463730>>740442697>>740463892So, is Fox supposed to be some fat office worker ordering some DoorDash, or is he a depressed. fat, fast food worker listening to a fatter guy's order?
>>740479029the duality of man (animal)
>>740430823its not whole milk thats bad its drinking whole lot of milk thats bad fattie
>>740430823>All the negative replies talking shit about whole milkI have been drinking whole milk my entire life and I haven’t gained weight in over 10+ years now as someone who is 6,1 feet tall and weighs 140 lbs. Whole milk tastes delicious and provides nice calcium too. Very curious as to what is up with the rest of you, guys.
>>740479242Consistency, you havent gained weight because whole and 2% fill you up more than skim so you eat less
>>740471275pedo piece of shit
>>740429964>>740442794>>740449240What's up with these posts? Is it actually what that character would canonically say?t. never played his games
>>740443892ozempic or some other GLP-1
>>740430823Only if you're not white.
