Too easy bro. Don't know why you guys were memeing how hard Malenia was.
>>740470027>colossal weaponsYou didn't beat her
>>740470027>summoning icon missingawwww did wittle baby need his wittle bells rung
i ordered pizza but i guess they are closing in an hour 10 minutes so they shant be delivery it out to me "15 minutes away"anyways. nice thread OP.
>>740470027>>740470292
>>740470027>not level 1You didn't beat her
>not blind, deaf or fully paralyzed You didnt beat shit you bitch
>>740471607full frontal lobotomy run or bust FFS
tranny game
>he used the controller with his hands instead of his feetyou have no bragging rights
>>740471780fucking foot fetishist
>>740470027>not playing as the knight from the tutorial messages
>stance break>ydbtg>shields>ydbtg>magic>ydbtg>consumables>ydbtg>skills>ydbtg>parry>ydbtg>summon>ydbtg>hyperarmor trade>ydbtg>r1 + roll only>lmao this game sucks it's rollslop
>>740470424did you ever figure out what to eat, anon?
>>740470027>using weapons>equipping armor>carrying items>A FUCKING SPELLyou didn't beat her
>>740470027They keep trying to dodge water fowl instead of using a shield because their youtube daddy told them shields are useless and they’re such conformist sheep that they never bother trying it themselves.
For real though, people don't talk about how fucking unbalanced Elden Ring was. You had to go to extreme lengths to feel like you weren't just cheating.Even when you started the game and told yourself 'well, I've played the Souls games so I'll avoid ranged combat and shields to make it a challenge' you still end up having to pile a bunch of other restrictions on yourself in order for the MAJORITY OF THE GAME to not feel like you're cheesing it. No horse, no physick, no jump attacking, no ailment stacking, don't upgrade your weapon too much, don't dual wield, don't use these weapon arts, don't upgrade your health too high, don't level up much at all, and whatever else. And then a bunch of fights still end up cheesed because the enemy AI isn't really suited to the fucking arena.Legitimately, the challenge of the game drops off a cliff. Margit is the peak of the actual interesting challenge, right at the start of the fucking game, and it's downhill from there.
>>740473615i did a playthrough recently where i tried my best to play "as intended," clearing out each map before moving onto the next (all tunnels, caves, caracombs, field bosses, etc), and doing them in order based off of upgrade mats located in each area. i just used the vagabond starting class armor and longsword, and if you play the game this way, you'll shit on everything using just square off. you can get overleveled really quickly, and every boss and enemy staggers a lot. i barely bothered using the physic because i didn't feel like i needed it.
