Halo is finally back, but for real this time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4sUx2nX5EQ
>>740537761Doesn't even look like Johnson. This is the only thing that upsets me from this remake
>>740537761I’ll be playing it on my ps5 :)
>>740537761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BJpO59F4g
>>740537761its kinda sad that all these companies just keep making remakes and nostalgia bait of shit from 20 years ago because in a world where all these giant companies can't create new media without a hundred diversity hire consultants to make sure the game is socially acceptable and not racist and all that shit everything that comes out is slop that no one will remember fondly in 20 years.
I'm gonna be doing a remake of a remaster, are you in?
>>740537761>modded cod is now halo standard
>740538671>unrelated rage baiting
>>740537968he looks black, which is all anyone really remembers from black sarge
>>740537761I don't like the tone of it. It's way too light hearted and low stakes.
>>740537761Why the new voice?
>>740539694old voice actor retired unfortunately
>>740539694His VA retired a while back from what I've heard.
I’m gonna to the store and ask for 1 halo for the playstation
>>740537761Kinda wished the new missions took place after CE as a First Strike adaptation
>>740537968He is so brown
>>740537761They can't stop ruining Halo.
>that cortana modelabsolutely fucking grim
>>740537761why does that pic of avery look AI generated?
>>740541597because you got buck broken by slop so bad you're unable to simply say you don't his design like a normal person
>>740537761Looks like shit.Are Halo players the most buckbroken fans alive?
>>740538274Lol
>>740537761Everything I've ever loved is being ruined and worn as a skin.
>>740537761halo more like gaylo I need that ps triple
>>740537761>there was a thing before Halo 1what? i mean, it was Halo Reach. but there's no way that fits into the timeline.
>>740537761It's like someone glued fabric on him for a mustache and drew eyebrows on him with a sharpie...
>>740537761The voice impersonator for Johnson isn't too bad, the dialogue in the trailer was written pretty horribly though, the prequel scenario and dialogue all felt AI generated. Everything looks good for the most part but they really couldn't help themselves with that godawful armor on the covenant for the prequel missions. If they want to make a remixed Halo 1 that's fine, I've played the hell out of CE and all its workshop mods so if they want to make a Halo 1 game that feels like Halo 2 and 3, that's fine. Might be neat even so long as that sprint shit is as useless as it was in infinite
>>740539847>>740539871Steve Downes is 75 years old.Keith David is 70 years old.
>>740540769>emphasized jaw>frowning>judging eyesShe's definitely based from one of the devs.
>>740544824She looks like a fucking neanderthal
>>740543279Doesn't matter. Desperation for lore not already raped by 343 will drive them to ends we can't even imagine.
>>740537761>aislop face
>>740537761omg guys johnson is so cool and funny and the combat was so awesome and action packed and halo is so back
>>740537761The only potentially interesting part of the remake is the prequel missions but even they're a retcon because Chief isn't supposed to have things like energy shields or met Johnson. Still not worth $50 and no multiplayer.
SGT JEETSONWE MUST NOT REDEEM, SON
>>740537761
>>740537761MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, SARGE
>>740537761While the game looks better than everything they've did since 4. The fucking bullets don't come out of the barrel. Granted, they didn't in 3's multiplayer but that was due to lag.
The retcons that this thing will have now with it being a full reboot basically instead of a remake are going to be wild.
>>740544824This bitch looks like she eats rocks bruh
it looks fine, miles better than whatever the fuck 4, 5, and infinite were doing. it has new content, it costs 50 bucks. i really don't see the problem.
>>740537761Family Feud looks different from how I remember
Why is Johnson calling them landing on Halo a simple job but getting complicated? Wtf
>>740546725$50 for no multiplayer, the same price as the original game with less content
>>740546681praying for humans not being forerunner successors i like humans being the underdog instead of being the chosen one
>>740537761>covenant calling chief a demon before the events of halo 1they don't even care about a simple detail like that
>>740546725It blows 2011 Anniversary out for sure, but its not worth that price tag. $20 is okay on a sale
>>740546963>Missing the whole point of the religious allegories Even 343 realized the series needs it and started naming ancient AI after angels
>>740546963Eh, humans literally being forerunners was always a cool twist and as >>740547383 mentioned, the story of the forerunners leaking into human mythology/history is neat. What I am afraid of is the mantle shit being shoved into Halo 1 and 343/Halo Studios doing everything in their power to erase all previous hints of the human-forerunner connection by replacing it with more of their own wank.
No thanks
>>740547715Annnnd I'm out. Thanks g.
>>740547715I know a different context and quite possibly a pisstake, but Covenant interiors usually have this lighting.
game looks like shit, can halo just die already>>740547715>sees colors>whines about it on twitteractual mental illnesshe should kill himself
>>740537761I figured out what looks off about him. It's the eyebrowsLooks better than I thought. Still not buying on release though.
>>740547043wrong. they called all Spartans demons from the start. Chief became THE demon after halo. dumbass
>>740547715Unhinged behaviour, very tranny like.
>>740548043No
>>740547715least obvious false flag
>>740537761The graphics are so weird looking, it's almost too much eye candy. Like I can't imagine playing this for hours. Myabe its because I'm 30 but it just looks a bit offputting.
Halo Anniversary still the best.
>>740546725Of course it looks better, it's not their original work.>New contentlollmao
>>740547715This has to be leftoid falsefalgging at this point.
>>740537761>Master nigga you ever get tired of being the strong silent type>NOWhy is it so fucking goofy? Marvelesque almost.
>>740540729Snapping turtles are 100% cooler than faggot vipers.
>>740548259>>740548961That guy is one of the LEGENDARY twitter heroes.
sprint, armored hunters, general color coded clasification of enemies, looks like it plays like a mix of halo infinite and hero shooters, bad voice acting, brown levels343 just does not learn
>>740549346Halo enemies have always been color codesHunters were always armoredWhat hero shootery?
>>740549346me when i pretend to be mad about something i don't even play
>>740549346>armored hunters, general color coded clasification of enemiesWhat did Anon mean by this?
will it add back the cut content this time?
>>740550056No, 343 is adding in the broken Gearbox classic skin though instead of the original Xbox
>>740549580>>740549665>>740549870343 employees trying to build fake hype before having the meeting about why Halo failed to reach its audience yet again
>still can't play as LindaMissed opportunity.
>>740537761this looks really bad
>>740550364I don't understand what your point is in relation to those posts, are you saying that 343 is trying to false flag in the OP or some shit?
>>740550407careful anon, the 343 shills are on the prowl
>>740537761>They turned him into Steve Harvey
>>740550463>huh>what>what are you talking aboutDoesnt work on me shill. Instead of blaming the fanbase maybe take a haed look in the mirror for why Halo 4, 5, and Infinite are not aa beloved as the Bungie games.
>>740549346>Sprint>Armoured Hunters>Coloured enemies >Grr, hawo bad becuase woeke This is why I love /v/ around game announcement seasons, because the amount of retardation on display never ceases to amaze year after year, and continues to the blur the line compared to actual downies.
>>740537761>HALO but it's a 1980s Dark Fantasy Film
>>740550565Nigga, most of the points were correct in the original post but the you are a dumbass nigger if you are complaining about armoued Hunters and fucking colour coded enemies.Like holy shit, do you think the majority of elites that you fight in CE being blue or Red, with more dangerous ones being gold is a coincidence?
>>740548026In this they were going for a realistic art style while in the OP the character is stylized.
>>740547043They have a prophet that we didn't see before they are going to assassinateLore just isn't really a factor and it is funny how you have channels like installation00 subsisting on books that the games constantly contradict and ignore. Even when they're written by the same fucking author lel.
>>740549209I think all of these people are retarded grifters and yet i'm still going to hate woke pandering in games. Sorry fag but your little reddit crusade against these e-celebs is not going to accomplish anything.
>>740549209the only time I've heard about someone from this list is from people complaining about them.
>>740550565Anon a point of contention (among many) for 4 and 5 (and 3 with brutes) is that enemies are more armor-coded than color-coded, which messes up identification during frantic moments. Infinite and Campaign Evolved are both coloring and armoring like in Reach.
>>740546316It's up there!
>>740549870Hunter armor looking shit, the color classification of blue/red/white/gold elites But like reach didn't fully follow that either.Okay the generals and enforcers still with goldfish and reddish while the zealot colors made them more like high ranking spec ops than the usual thing a zealot isElites just don't strike me as people who'd have "generals" I'll admit. Zealot made sense, craziest zealot given the command power in a theocratic military Guess it sounded more military and reach was more military so bungie called the gold elites generals?I just find it funny they have honor guard grunts now. This prophet is probably low ranking compared to the hierarchs.
>>740548026Goddamn CE aesthetic looks so damn good, this one screenshot blows everything I've seen from the demake out of the water. Not buying reslop btw, now or ever.
>>740543279>>there was a thing before Halo 1Nigger, the Covenant war had been going on for 25 years BEFORE Halo CE. If anything, all Halos after 3 should have explored that time.
>>740537761>don't even use the old voice actor>model photos used when designing the remaster were somehow mixed up with Steve Harvey's glamor shotsso this is just slop stapled on to a UE5 remake that will be inevitably outdated with the impending release of UE6(5.9) masquerading as the joy I used to experience in high school while retconning various plot points?
>>740537761Getting it for PS5, looks great
>>740551183>This prophet is probably low ranking compared to the hierarchs.I mean yeah, the hierarchs were just those three guys, any other Prophet would be lower ranked.
>>740551054Halo 3 brute ranks had terrible color coding due to being slightly different purple/blue hues to the point most people just assume there are the typical brutes, then captains when there's apparently minors/majors/ultras of both the typical and captain brutes.But it is so minor compared to if they're specialists or high ranking spec ops I never care to look for it.
>>740551183>Elites just don't strike me as people who'd have "generals" I'll admit. Zealot made sense, craziest zealot given the command power in a theocratic military>the martial culture wouldn't have generalsyou need to be 18 to post here
>>740551272Old VA retired apparently, they can't use him.
>>740551325I find it hard to be hyped for the possibility of fighting a prophet super soldier since the AI capabilities got gimped so bad in this (it's so bad I don't intend to buy a game with stupider AI than a game made in 2001) and I have no idea how it'd be that different from fighting an elite.
Ok, what I want to know now is:How much storage will it eat up?How much will I have to wait to pirate it?>BrownMaybe I'll buy it on a sale when it drops below $15.
>>740537761He doesn't look bad, but doesn't quite look like Johnson to me.
>>740551339Yeah and 3 brutes don't even have that many differences in ranks, like what do they need 6 normal brutes+bodyguards for? Just keep the ones with small helmet and flanged helmets, the chieftains, and the specialists.
>>740546217The idea Spartans didn't get energy shields until 5 seconds before Halo CE starts has been ignored by most Halo media of any consequence most importantly including Reach. That they even went with the autism that Captain King didn't get Mk V armor for any prior missions when everything else in that trailer ignores the same extended universe material is honestly just silly but you can't stop 343 from including wack ass Master Chief redesigns in things.
>>740551394The zealots fill the niche of general in earlier halo games but in reach they made the zealots fill the role a more specialist assassin force basically.
>>740551578I quite liked the AI in Infinite, i hope they keep Brutes and Elites picking up weapons.
>>740547715>>740548259>>740548961Smash JQ is a falseflagging jew, yes.
>>740551813I recall people saying the AI downgraded which is a bit annoying since I know you can do good AI in unreal even with the built in behavior tree tools it has.
>>740551183>Hunter armor looking shit1-800-come on now
>>740551919I think the gameplay engine is still the Halo one, Unreal is just a wrapper for the graphics, rendering and physics. I wouldn't trust anyone to say they AI is downgraded from just watching gameplay trailers.
>>740538561>DEI scapegoatThank you for being the useful idiot.
>>740537761>they brought back the piss easy Halo 3 Brute berserking mechanicKek, completely new enemy for CE and they're DOA.
>>740549209I sure wish this site would return to being apolitical. Tired of the threads complaining about games not having conservative values. I don't give a fuck, I just want threads about good games.
>>7405524762016 did irreparable damage to society
>>740544571Time is a cruel mistress. IIRC, Steve actually floated around the idea of Chief dying off. It comes for us all.
>>740552717It was more 2014 with "gamer-gate" happened and how it was a psy-op to get anons to join the conservative movement since at the time they had almost no presence on the internet pre-2014. Then there's the fact that moot was bribed by Epstein to create /pol/ which absolutely ruined the site in the long term. I just wish anons had enough of a brain to see the psy-op for what it is and just ignore it and go back to shit posting memes and talking about good games instead of whatever the site has now become.
>>740552476Sorry, anon. You're gonna get your 10 year old leftover buzzwords and talking points over and over because eternally fighting against the "woke" strawman is profitable. The kids that grew up watching Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic are now adults that continue the shitflinging. Retards got radicalized by Star Wars because that's the closest thing to purpose in the modern era.
>apoliticalIt isnt even about being political or not. I can expect a scifi military FPS to have some views on politics because it's military org focused.The problem is how overly contemporary the thinking gets, it is tunnel visioned on the enforcement of grifter narratives that suck all the oxygen away. It is a type of enslavement of the mind because it controls what is allowed to be talked about via keeping the focus on the buzzword talk and sidelining everything else.Halo Studios just doesn't give a fuck about military scifi as a subgenre, Bungie at least tried to retain elements of it even if it was the usual Aliens aping every scifi game at the time does and "theocracy bad" being a fairly simple message overall.
>>740553380This. Gamergate was also a young zoomer's first foray into politics. Needless to say it was a bad first impression, and now they've grown up to be annoying jackasses like the liberal millenials and gen-xers they've rallied against. Look up horseshoe theory.
>>740537761Steve Harvey looking motherfucker.
>>740553380>moot was bribednah
>>740553380>lain pic>complaining about conservativesTotally organic post
>>740549209Very ironic since Yorchtorch is an even bigger faggot than all the people in that list.
>>740552476I want streamers and social media dead so we can focus on video games instead of some literal who's faggot opinion that people adopt as their own because it's popular and therefore safe in whatever group they bundle themselves with.Sadly, that will never happen and we can't go back.
>>740553582Game Journalism made some sense as the gaming industry's anti-consumer practices are so fucking insane. They sold colors for money.Imagine Hexadecimal values getting copyrighted. That is the kind of shit they want.
>>740553962That videogames in AAA converge on gambling in casinos in terms of the tactics they use is inline with other scams being normalized like all the sports betting that gets shilled now.
i don't even care the remake mostly looks really good. i hope they remake every game and give us an mcc 2. hell remake the 343 games while they're at it. remake everything
I remember when stuff like this would have been a ten dollar campaign DLC thing. Infinite never getting campaign DLC while HW2 did is amusing. Slipsace Engine couldnt have been that bad.
>>740544824Is she now the HR manager of chief to watch if he does anything racisterino?
>>740552476>The kids that grew up watching Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic are now adultsHas it really been that long?
>>740552717>>740553380Modern Conservatism was just spawned from rebelling against the Liberal establishment, which was initially rebelling against the boomer Conservative establishment. The issue is the homogenization and commercialization of the modern internet. Ragebait and clickbait is profitable, so there's a perpetual "Culture War Economy" where there's always the "Woke" to fight against. The modern right has become the SJWs they campaigned against. Just look at the conversations and "sexier" redesigns of female characters to make them less "woke" that's just a coomer politicizing their porn addiction, while being the inverse of the SJWs turning characters trans and brown.>>740553962Remember the Kane and Lynch 2 journalism controversy? It was a problem sans politics, but it wasn't as "marketable" as Gamergate.
>>740553690/pol/ was created the same day moot met Epstein. It's not too hard to read in between the lines.
>>740544824This jaw is not a natural formation.
>>740550714Maybe he meant that the colored ranks are gone, i just noticed purple grunts from the screens which make no sense
>>740554460unironically ye. If Someone was born around 2000, they would have been early teens or preeteens during the gamergate/early culture war days like me. Most Zoomers are now pushing 30. Now factor in Millennials and Gen-Xers hitting their midlife crisis years.It makes sense why Trump was elected. He was rebellious and "owned the libs" despite being awful in every other facet.
>>740554524nah
>>740553582At least they hate ugly bitches in vidya so they're fibe in my book, lets not pretend they haven't been making ugly hames as a message for the last 10 years now
>>740537761This is the guy that fucks everything that moves?
>>740554464Gaming journalism never was a real thing, it was just a bunch of copywriters like with Nintendo power. Independent journalists going at game company business practices was rare and Thiel murdered an outlet that got too uppity about it with Hulk Hogan. Jimquisition I guess still is kicking, however much calling Bobby Kotick satan for the 50th time can be considered investigative.
>>740544824>couldn't even get Cortana's color right in the first game And that's on top of making her look like a troon. 343 can change their name, but they're still the same cancer on the series.
>>740555175>implying it's not on purposeThey're obviously trying to erase the trilogy with these remakes, they said they will remake 2 and 3 even if this one bombs
>>740555005Sure. But heres the thing: Its a first world problem. These games were never "yours" and nobody is forcing you to buy, let alone seethe at a game. All the talk about "preserving beauty" is just a weeb who got their sensibilities from 4chan talking points from 10 years ago. If you're that horny, play a bugman gacha or jerk off.TLDR: rightoids want to be angry and justify their coomerdom via politics like a troon
>>740555421Ok faggot, keep buying rainbow slop and ugly games with 50 year old hag mc's
>>740552476You talk like a retarded fag.
>>740537761MASTER CHIEF.. You mind telling me why they are doing a remake of a remaster?
>>740555137i agree. Only reviewers have any "real" consistent power because they inform the customer what to buy (see Alien: Isolation). The closest person I can see to being legit is Jason Schrier, who withheld info about Blizzard to write a shitty book instead of bringing it to law enforcement which led to a woman killing herself from the harassment.>>740555515>implying I buy stuff that looks unfunIts not a problem to me if I don't waste my time and money on it. Try that train of thought instead of acting like a troon.
>>740555728>i-i don't care bro, but quit calling the games shit you racist sexist chudYou aren't even trying
>>740553732certainly troon-coded
>>740555807>straw-manning instead of engaging with my points>implying I called you a "racist sexist chud"Do you want to be angry? Do you desire something to rally against? Will "owning the libs" fulfill your sense of purpose?Learn to let go, Anon. Are the things making you seethe change the fact that we have to go to work every morning? No. So don't press yourself about these "issues."
>>740537968Its Jeetson
>>740555609Finishing this Franchise
>>740555421This you?
>/leftypol/ bunkerchan trannies are Gaylo fansVery fitting!
>>740538671Looks like special needs pro controller FPS
>>740551613>343 Johnson: hard R>new Johnson: short A
>>740556071>learn to let go of your standardsAlso wtf are you talking about?Laughing at wokeslop takes like 2 seconds and then you move on, no ond is angry and seething but you
>>740553732You just fucking know it's a tranny
>>740537968Doesn't even sound remotely like him either. Sounds like some middle school jeet.
>>740556278>Everyone laughing and stating their decision to not buy>STOP BEING ANGRY CHUD IT WILL SELL ANYWAYHilarious, marketing used to take effort back in the day and was usually targeted at customers, not investors.
>>740537761>Master Chief: (gargly old man voice) no
>>740548026DLSS 5 OFF>>740537761DLSS 5 ON
>>740555175The more you read shit like this, the more you realize that Bobby Kotick was completely right about treating developers like shit
>>740537761>Guy Ritchie style for a Halo trailer
>>740544824Totally a self insert troon developer
>>740537968Johnson has never looked the same between games. 3 and ODST, but ODST was basically an up-jumped expansion for 3.
I've been playing the original Halo CE recently. there was so much love and care put into every level's visuals ensuring you can always clearly see the enemies. silhouettes and colors are perfect. this new remake just completely ignores that. it looks terrible.
>>740538561It's not just games, it's everything. That said, I'm fine with everyone using the Resident Evil method, going back to what works, pretend like the 2010s never happened, and essentially treat it like a do-over building off the base of the best parts of the series. Maybe I'm being too "half-full", but stuff like Tomb Raider, Gears E-Day, and Halo Campaign Evolved almost feel like a mea culpa to me. Like the closest thing to an admission that they fucked up that we'll ever get.
>>740540729The Halo 2 Elites looked like fucking ducks. Get outta here, the top looks way better.
>>740544824OH MY GOD SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD KOREAN BOY, I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THIS!
>>740557843
>>740555175>>740555321>>740556858You can really tell halo chuds are grasping at straws again.
>>740553962>Imagine Hexadecimal values getting copyrighted.No one tell him about Pantone.
>>740547715Dropped.
>>740537761Anyone else thinks it looks very off? Like everything is made out of plastic? Even Johnson here looks like Mr Potato Head but I'm not even joking. His skin straight up looks like the granulated texture my Mr Potato Head had when I was a kid. And everyone's movements look very robotic and stiff in cutscenes, not fluid at all. Johnsons facial expressions look passable but very amateurish. The quirky dialogue is also not really hitting the mark either. Yeah Bungie dialogue was like 40% quips and one-liners too but you have to admit these ones feel kinda eeehhhhh, you know what I mean? Even Infinite's were better than these and those were already a downgrade.I don't like complaining and specially not about Halo but I have to be honest, man. I'm really not feeling it. And every single model for everything being recycled assets + the ugly skins for the Premium edition don't help either. It at least looks like it could be pretty fun ngl but other than that I'm not really hyped or hopeful about this at all. I'm very thankful Gears of War is the exact opposite case. I'm so fucking glad they seem to be doing everything right. I'm very very happy for them and excited for E-Day too.
>>740552476I'm more alarmed at the "i need everything to be bad and fail" brainrot and the inflammatory attention seeking behaviour from too much social networking10 years ago /v/ would be hyped as fuck at a return to form for Halo, now the only thing they care about is sustaining their psychotic hate echo chamber and flinging shit at anyone who doesnt fits in.
>>740557843She has literally never looked like that, nonce. Stop projecting your pedophilia in defense of a troon.
>>740544824Mary Jane?
>>740544824I want purple Cortana with the transparent areas for clothes back
Heh
>>740559456>i-its literally the same picture!>(just ignore the browline, nose, cheek bones, jaw, and chin)The crazy part isn't that there's tards online saying that. The crazy part is they actually believe it.
>>740559456
>>740537761In terms of how fuckable he is, he's a 7/10H2 Anniversary Johnson was the hottest CEA is the ugliest 1,2 are too low poly 3 is fuckable if you're drunk enough
I think the worst possible criticism of this game would be if it makes people look back more fondly on CEA. I don't know how you could come back from that.
>>740556858>Game dev that isn't full stackHalo's trash cohesion is because they keep outsourcing to 10 different companies so it is this disjointed fucking mess of ideas guys driven design that smothers itself under the weight of incoherent design across every branch from narrative to core gameplay. It is a common issue with AAA game design, Halo Studios / 343i is just also incompetent atop of that so these problems are even worse than they'd normally be (think a Ubisoft game).
>>740558047>>740559287I was more mocking all the Stellar Blade gooning going on here over the last couple of days.
>>740547715based smashter saving me 80 bucks
>>740537761The game looks fucking awful. 343 was always mediocre but atleast the games looked good, what is this oversaturated eye vomit fortnite shit.
>>740547043I really got confused by the time line. But then again you have to accept that they consider those later Halo games canon and you just have to tell yourself it is all shit anyways. Sadly this is no Star Wars Rogue One for the Halo franchise. The color gradient is off. With all the rendering technology they can't do the military aesthetic of a battlefield anymore?
Anyone else kind of pissed because the idea is on point even if they are butchering lore again, but the delivery is so fucking off graphically?
>>740559456Me inside your head now
>>740560305I'm not even sure if chief and Johnson interacted before CE lelI just thought they went straight from reach to that halo ring so what time did they have to go try to capture a prophet? Didn't they initially plan to do that but the whole reach invasion scuffled that whole plot?Chat explain
>>740560537Please don't tell me it's the halo TV show timelineI hate that timeline and hope the endless destroyed it
>>740550683>Great Journey?>No, Midjourney
>>740560537Halo 2 clearly retconned it that they were old buddies. Even little wordless moments, like that back-and-forth knock they do just before jumping with the ODSTs onto Delta Halo.
>>740537968>the only thing
>>740559889anniversary looks like shit too
>>740556858He did it way before devs became insufferable woke manchildren so shut the fuck up
Gaylo CE
>>740564081(Also available on PS5)
I can't wait to update it and annoy people again.
>>740555321Would love to see a citation for thatAlthough it bombing has a high likelihood, i'd say mainstream consumer taste has simply moved on from traditional AAA fps for the foreseeable future.
>>740564207died here
>>740564207Im an ojisan stuck on the first row
>>740537761>sprintingJesus christ enough already. Stop shitting on my teenage years.
>>740563390That's the joke. retard.
>>740543279Reach was literally starting at most a couple weeks before Halo 1 and the ending directly heads into it.As much as I hate them bastardizing something I used to love, it absolutely does fit in.
>>740564207Reach was controversial on release both in campaign and multiplayer. The title update didn't save it, and it's still very polarized to this day. Nobody likes 4. 5 has a tryhard multiplayer that its small playerbase enjoys and defends, but it was a commercial failure and its campaign was literal dogshit. Infinite was promising but bland with nothing on release, lack of updates (UI problems lmao) and the shitty challenge grinds destroyed it and now it is forgotten.
>>740551265how did the covenant even find reach, is the book canon?
>>740559456Every game she just looks worse and worse.
>>740564161Sony always wins baby
>>740560537The books do some retconning.In terms of game canon they meet in the middle of the first Halo incident.In the pre 343 books (fall of reach, first contact etc), Chief and Johnson first meet during the Fall of Reach. IIRC Chief pulls him and Jenkins off an orbital platform. In the 343 era books Chief and Johnson meet early into the Covenant war during Operation Silent Storm. So...take your pick. I personally am a pre 343 books sort of guy and they just sort of clicked even if they only knew each other for...like a year. >>740562118That Delta Halo bit could just have easily been ingrained safety checks for ODST's pre drop and not some old friendship thing.>bang bang to check if you're ready to drop>one bang in return for yes
>>740538671Been since 4, Anon...
>>740547715>CHUDs now fearing shadowsLMAO. Soon you will return to the caves and stay there.
>>740557843Why are you jacking off to 10 year old korean boys?Is there something you want to share with the class anon?
Is that bumbling spec ops elite and his grunt sidekick from the novelization going to be in the remake?
>>740566265Continue down the thread of discussion.
>>740566380No.Why are you sexually attracted to 10 year old korean boys?
>>740559282>>740553440>>740553582You are gay
>>740539871David Scully I believe his name was. He hasn't worked in anything since like 2015, with his last big game being Dota 2 where he voiced Juggernaut, Sven, Bane etc.
Is my monitor fucked? Is my graphics card melting? Am I having a stroke?Or does this look like absolute fucking dog shit?
>>740552476>I sure wish this site would return to being apolitical.unfortunately its been this way for more than 10 years
>>740567348fortunately, it was always this way, not that you would know
>>740537761>CEA>Halo 4It's fine to enjoy what goes right about evolved and be excited to see more, just remember it doesn't mean the next all-new campaign will be sane in comparison.
>>740544824it's like a mix between the old Jim Carrey and Rubius
>>740567330343 are incapable of making a good Halo game.This has been covered ad nauseam.
>>740537761>recommended specs 7700X 3080TI
>>740544824They should bring Halo 4 Cortana back.
>>740567330They're using Unreal Engine, which means you need top of the line hardware to get the most bang.And there's the 'we'll fix it in post' visual edits like the hated chromatic aberration, which Halo isn't known for.
>>740552476>I just want threads about good games.Unfortunately, that's a thing of the past; even Atlus games suffer from unnecessary problems, and people are starting to notice themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7pwWe_P_wkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgGKOWYVjxg
>>740567967This except give her much bigger hangers
>>740537761sgt's dialogue sounds like AI wrote it and it shows
>>740560420I'm good
>>740559889It's time to admit that the Weapon is the cutest and best version.
Tranny propaganda
>>740544571David Scully. Keith David is Arbiter anon.
>>740547715Thanks for the heads up basedanon. To think I almost was interested in a tranny game.
I would've caved if they didn't make Cortana ugly
>>740546725>level headed take on 4chanLeave this place. NOW.BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
>>740569097>>740547715Alright clanker stop reposting
>>740560093The funny thing is they had artists that were doing faithful Halo 1 style art around for Infinite but they all got laid off and replaced for this remake because MS won't keep anyone but management around for more than like 3 years. You can see even in Shitfinite's desert of GAAS content the total inconsistency in art design where there's multiple conflicting interpretations of the same armor variant. I think there's two different "classic" pistol skins, and so on.
>>740569650Bungie didn't work on Halo PC. They outsourced it to Gearbox. lacks certain shaders, ie jackal shields, cov shields, dropship plasma, AR shadersBungie didn't work on Halo 2 Vista. They outsourced it343 didn't work on CEA. They outsourced it.343 outsourced CEA and H2A to Saber Interactive for FREE using the inferior PC ports as the base and Sean Cooper spent 5 years fixing the broken ports343 outsourced terminals in Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary to Sequence343 outsourced Reach DLC maps (Defiant Map Pack/Anniversary Map Pack) and Halo 4 DLC maps to Max Hoberman and Certain Affinity (multiplayer, online, and UX design lead for Halo 2 and Halo 3)Halo 4 campaign just feels half-baked. It has sections that feel empty, lacking content. Removed point scoring. As a result, the timer was also removed(used for speed runs). You can't view the campaign terminals ingame; you must go to waypoint. Forge Island gives us ten times less budget than Forge World. Removed Race, Territories, Stockpile, Headhunter, and Juggernaut. “Infinity” gametypes include instant respawn, perk packages and customized loadouts (COD). "Legendary" gametypes fixed this.Halo 4 and part of Halo 5 are the only game 343i actually put together themselves with their in house studio, MCC and especially infinite has been nothing but wrangling contractors and contract studios. Infinite has something like 5 confirmed studios that worked on it. That is why their dev cycle takes so long and fucks shit up constantly(besides the technical debt). 343 is just an umbrella studio that directors other contract studios into making broken messes of games. Its why everything except Halo 4 is a broken retarded mess because Halo 4 was the only 343i title actually done in house and not through 20 corporate suit games of telephone and Zoom meetingsMCC was outsourcedhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gpklokblI006QYtGlxUeds747lPZD_JSph56qLJqzhwCampaign Evolved will be outsourced
>>740569414shill
>>740569715343 Industries and Halo Studios are literally Microsoft which is the part I keep reminding myself because of how scummy it shows they are as a company. Why pay game studios decent salaries or grant seniority to any of your best developers when you can just be cheap and keep outsourcing until it's done and ship the slop out as cheaply as possible. Why NOT launch your own replacement developer for Bungie that is literally just part of your own company already.
>>740568931She looks like Phoebe Cates there.
>>740569715Halo 4 also used Certain Affinity but my recollection is specifically the multiplayer and forge while the main campaign was in house other than outsourced cinematics. CA also did the last Halo 2 map pack which was good, incidentally. But you can see how all the 343 games are basically 3 games duct taped together instead of a cohesive product like Bungie which is why some features never fucking work on release.
>>740537761It’s time to play Family Feud!!
>>740546725>settling for fineThat's a problem in its own way. You're free to think it's fine, even a good deal. I agree it's great it looks more like Halo than many 343 games. There's zero reason to speak up about people saying it could be better. One should never turn down the possibility of greater quality and integrity.
>>740564960Read it.
>>740569414>wow, fellow 4chan user, you're so right! you're so much smarter than the other 4channers here! hey, can you post a link to Halo™ Campaign Evolved™? you've convinced me!
>>740569097
>>740537761>they are still STILL keeping sprinting in
>>740537761Johnson both looks and acts really off, also the prequel mission not being what chief was doing on reach was retarded, they could have easily just reused most of the fall of reach plot, made some adjustments to it to fit with halo reach, and you would have had something servicable in terms of writing
>>740559456She's Bruce Jenner!
Posting some screenshots I found on some random ass Spanish Halo page that I have literally not seen anywhere else. Not sure where they are from.
>>740564959Halo 5 campaign so bad still to this day they let no one play it outside of the 800 people worldwide who boughted an Xbox One
>>740564960the very brief explanation is after taking part in one of the very few human space battle victories, Keyes was ordered back to reach in preperation for a last ditch hail mary operation to kidnap a profit, the ship he used to return to reach attracted a covenant scanner that was left in the space debris which latched onto his ship until it got to reach and broadcasted reaches location to the covenant
>>740571647Looks like a Multiplayer map? Don't recognise it as any environment from the campaign.
>>740571701Looks to be the cliffside drop pod area rom Halo
>>740571745First big combat area from Halo it looks like.
>>740571701maybe they are making 'The Flood' and other chapters where they appear look more infested to add some visual interest to areas that were otherwise bland and samey
>>740571787Looks like the long tunnel at the half way point of AotCR
>>740571790That would be cool. The area doesn't seem distinctly UNSC or Forerunner though, unless they fucked around the whole Forerunner aesthetic again. I guess I could see this as maybe being an area in 343 Guilty Spark if they did.>>740571831This is clearly the area at top of said tunnel, with the two ghosts dropping down.
>>740571906And this looks like that area just before it? The area with the giant chasm and single bridge. Looks totally different.
>>740537761It actually looks great, and I'm glad they seem to be adding a lot of new stuff because the original was always a bit too basic to me. It's a shame it's not getting multiplayer though. I understand there's already a bunch of Halo games with an active multiplayer, but I hope they're open to it if the core gameplay feels great.
>>740571941And then this is the area right after it.I really want to fucking know where this page got these images from, because they look like screenshots from a video. Maybe the other "Story Trailer" thats meant to be coming out tomorrow?
>>740571978Last one. 343 Guilty Spark finally looks dark.
>>740539557I'm pretty sure that's just for the sake of the trailer, which was highlighting Sergeant Johnson. He was always a humorous character as well as the enemies being goofy as hell.
>>740552227>Uhhhhh guys le elites are pitting us against each other!>But never ever ever call the left out or disagree with them on anything!Yawn
>>740537968
i have a few nitpicks like the forerunner architecture is too shiny and new looking but everything else looks pretty good
>>740557386see >>740574018 nigger.halo 2 and 3 were consistent.
Survey says!
>>740571941>>740571978>>740572162Why did CEA get so much hate in 2011
>>740564207This meme cycle was never real
>>740552476This site was never apolitical faggot, it used to be libertarian (in the anti war, pro drug, counter culture way, not current day retard way, or even economic fiscal expert libertarian way) They just didn’t talk about politics 24/7. They were wrong about most things though and that’s why chuds are now the predominant ideology, MIGA or not MIGA.
>>740574052Different topic bouncing off of your, but I always find it interesting that for the general population the platonic version of HaloTM, is somewhere between Halo's 2 & 3.Like between the two games 2 has sharper and more texture heavy aspects due to being on the OG Xbox and having the scrapped lighting, and in contrast Halo 3 is much rounder and smoother because its not dealing with the aforementioned issues and instead gets to use a greater amount of polygons to depict detail,And yet both keep such a strong consistency in core design that it allows the brain to pick and choose ones preferred aspects and smooth out the rest in memory.
still got that highly detailed pencil on paper drawing of johnson catching a nut in his mustache that takes place at that ending scene "hold me baby" stuck in my mind like a decade after seeing it. god damn it.
>>740564207nah, its been like this since day (halo) 2
Where's my collector edition gay rainbow halo dildo that I can celebrate pride month with?
>ue5 slop>no mp >back
>>740574380good design paired with a loss in fidelic gains.the jump from halo 1 to halo 2 saw a bigger graphical leap than from 2 to 3the hardware gains were slowing down and halo 2 had already crossed the point to where you could get some pretty good details.Makes it quite easy to get the facial details to be the same.also if you look there is a lot of crossover between the OG johnsons cheekbones, eyebrows, and mustache all the way to 31's more limited lighting and consistent dark tones for johnson make it hard to see the similarity with the shots I copied that have his skin lit up.so there is some consistency even from CE
>>740574095It gets hate because they didn't understand atmosphere. When you look at CE, it's very washed and sort of gray with some purples mixed in. CEA was vibrant and bright with a more blue tint. The most egregious examples of this fuckery were in 343 Guilty Spark and The Library. It's pretty clear from looking at the video in OP and some of these screenshots, that 343 has learned absolutely FUCKING NOTHING... AGAIN!
>>740537761Lads, im going to admit something insane...i NEVER played a single Halo game, not even for a minute.Did i miss on anything at all?
>>740574750True, really the only major discrepancies between CE and the rest of the trilogy is some of the equipment, the Spartan Armor being the biggest example (if justified by going from the MK5 to MK6), and the coloration and minor details on the Covenant races (again the scrapped Halo 2 lighting domino effect) while keeping the same core racial design.Old Bungie knew really knew what they were doing.
>>740574750>>740574986Halo CE was one of the earliest games to incorporate bump/normal mappingHalo CE had bullet casings looked like real metal shells, didn't disappear quickly but remained on the ground for a long time (nothing cooler to see tons of bullet shells scattered everywhere after a fire fight), and watching them realistically roll down hills.Specular on bsp is all kinds of broken in Halo 2, different ways depending on version of the game. Bungie disabled it on many surfaces because of this. In MCC it has a broken directional computation, in Vista it just doesn't work at allHalo 2's maps were so big the original Xbox couldn't handle it. Containment is the biggest map in Halo 2.Halo 3 ran at 1152x640, it wasn't even 720p>“[Y]ou could argue we gave you 1280 pixels of vertical resolution, since Halo 3 uses not one, but two frame buffers, both of which render at 1152×640 pixels,”a Bungie representativewrote. “The reason we chose this slightly unorthodox resolution and this very complex use of two buffers is simple enough to see: lighting. We wanted to preserve as much dynamic range as possible, so we use one for the high dynamic range and one for the low dynamic range values. Both are combined to create the finished on screen image.”ODST didn't have any rain because the engine didn't support itReach's motion blur technique, like in Tekken 6, works on an individual object basis>Reach's lighting system means that there can be upward of thirty or more light sources on screen at once, given off via weapons fire, explosions, and environmental lighting, such as the glow given off from lights inside buildings. All of these light sources are real-time, and interact with their surroundings. So a gunshot, or rounds from a Needler will light up surrounding areas, and change the shadows created by moving objects. Each individual projectile from the Needler also has its own light source
>>740574976first was was okay. nothing special, just combined a bunch of games other gimmicks into one.
>>740574976the community in halo2/3 days was something i havent experienced in decades, the game themselves were ok
>>740574750>>740575058Xbox had a high end PC-level GPU coupled with a low-tier Pentium III 733 CPU with a crippled cache. The system has Direct X 8.1, shader model 1.1, vertex shader 1.1 and two Vertex Shader units, while the Geforce 3's only had one. The Xbox GPU was quite powerful.You can't name anything else on the PC that used bump mapping and similar lighting effects (such as the flashlight) before Halo in 2001. I doubt you'll find one. visual perception of Halo 2 has been completely wrong. The art style ended up being way different, and they didn't have time to change the textures to fit the new, flatter lighting system. They just left them as is, so it's like the game is just waiting for someone to put the old lighting system back. It's really fascinating and frustrating lol. The bump maps are still there in the original version, but there's less opportunities to see them, so they just end up looking like flat textures. there's no raytracing or 4K textures, and the shadows themselves are blurry and not accurate. But if you compare the original version to this one, you can at least have a glimpse into what Bungie might have been trying to accomplish with the original Halo 2.
>>740574018>>740574052Wut? That ain't H2 Johnson. This is.
>>740575115>the community in halo2/3 days was something i havent experienced in decades, the game themselves were okDefinitely had to be there>Halo LAN parties>Halo Custom Edition servers >Halo 2 Xbox Live>Halo 3 Xbox Live>LASO Community>Forge Community>Vidmaster Challenges
>>740574976In one aspect you missed Cool Atmospheric Campaigns with mythic religious themes, fun mechanics like in mission vehicles, fun enemies (mostly), great sountracks and some really strong lines of dialogue here and there.And the other aspect you missed is a slower paced multiplayer, halfway between an old Quake style experience and something like Battlefield and in Halo 3 and Reach the introduction of Forge allowing scrubs to use an in-game map editor to make custom maps and game modes.However if you go back and play them now, while they are really solid they also have been left behind in a way where as seen in this thread some modern gameplay aspects and conveniences are fundamentally opposed to the core systems and so it can feel dated if you not down for a slower paced arena shooter.But if you listen to this song and can "feel" it I would say to give them a try https://youtu.be/Qz7EhV4t4Es
>>740575058>>740575136Yeah I saw some stuff of what halo 2 could have looked like.Its a shame but its how things went.speaking of Xbox, anyone know anything about ripping out textures from some OG xbox games?I got a side project going for a game that has xbox and ps2 ports, but it only runs stable (mostly) on ps2.wanted to get a look at the superior versions (xbox) textures to compare.I got the iso pulled apart with extract-xiso-gui into the map files (which are .mxb) and a series of files called Xbox.r01, Xbox.r02, etc.
>>740544824>every game that shows a haggified, man-jawed, mystery-mongrel woman is money savedOff the top of my head the SGF showed dozens of these. If you consider 70+ tip per cost of game you can easily save over 1000 dollars from how bad AAA gaming is.
>>740537761Meet n Fuck High Charity, Sarge!
>>740544824indeed
>>740537761No thanks. Remasters, remakes etc res are shit.
>>740575192>Halo Custom Edition serverstake me back
>>740546316
>>740576046but you can. the multiplayer part of halo 1 is free, you can download it right now and hop on a server RIGHT NOWit fucking SUCKS because everyones minmaxxxed the fuck out of it and EVERY levels winning move is just whoever gets to the jelly launcher first wins the match since they deny the area until EVERY players on their team has jelly launchers. nobody even tries to capture the flag its so FUCKING LAME
>>740576527https://archive.org/details/halo-custom-edition-v-1.1092 megs. download it weep
>>740557843Just touch rope.
>>740557843>OH MY GOD SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD KOREAN BOY, I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THIS!this
honestly any and all demake/demaster slop should just be banned from /v/
>>740537761I'm not really sure then why they are also doing the CE campaign as well when it would be more interesting to make a couple more new missions and have this game be an entire new prequel, it would make sense since they are fundamentally changing everything about how the game is gonna play anyways compared to OG Combat Evolved so why not do that?
>>740576708>I'm not really sure then why they are also doing the CE campaign as well when it would be more interesting to make a couple more new missions and have this game be an entire new prequel, it would make sense since they are fundamentally changing everything about how the game is gonna play anyways compared to OG Combat Evolved so why not do that?They're using Campaign Evolved as yet another reboot to the series.The first reboot was Halo 4. The second was Halo Infinite. The third reboot is Campaign Evolved.
>>740538671the fuck am i looking at
>>740577021halo
>>740576446Holy kino
>>740559134You have to remember this is the same company that made one of the games T rated at one point to try and appeal to literal children more and sell more copies
>>740537761why is sargeant johnson indian?
>>740537761no seriously, look at him they made johnson indian.
>>740576708Imho It's really important for Halo to have more than 1 enemy faction and for these factions to be present onscreen at times and fight each other. Having just the Covenant isn't enough to carry the game.
>>740577837holy fuck this whole thing is one giant humiliation ritual
>>740578189>Having just the Covenant isn't enough to carry the game.ODST and Reach did it just fine
>>740578418ODST did barely. Reach had a massive enemy variety, more than even 4 and 5. I still think they're worse than the games where enemies actually fight each other.
>>740547715>I will not be gaslitLmao, this guy is gaslighting himself
>>740537968Really? I can't tell that lot apart
>>740537761>ugly cortana>weird jeeted Johnson>no david scully voice for johnsonNo thanks
>>740576446They did HWAT WITH CAIRO STATION?
>>740577837nah, your just making shi->>740537761FUCK I CANT UNSEE IT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF >sergeant johnson in Halo Campaign Evolved was mocapped by actor Ahram Bophrani Patel of indian descent,his likeness is used throughout both the cutscenes and gameplay.
>>740537761>A FUCKING SPRINT No, Halo is dead.
>>740537761Are they going to touch on level design?Bungie gave up on the 4th level and copy paste the same room 10 times over.
>>740537761He looks like that guy that fucks his grandfather's bussy.
>>740537761>nerf the AR and pistol>just to shoehorn in the BR and SMGI hate it when mods do this, and I especially hate it when the 100GB AAA remake does it.
>>740571701This is definitely one of the central chambers of The Library.
>>740582850Pistol being the best weapon in the game, better than the rifle, has always been stupid, especially it being fully automatic.
>>740582975>it's a pistol so it has to be le bad!
>>740583068Yes. My fantasy is being a big soldier with a big loud rifle, not holding a piddly pistol.
>>740583154Have you never played Halo? It's a big pistol that fires big, explosive ammo.
>>740582975Sniping my friends with the starter pistol on Blood Gulch was fun though
>>740582975Everyone keeps yapping about the pistol, ignoring that the CE shotgun trivializes the second half of the game.Is CE shotgun in?
>>740583182Yes, I've been playing Halo since 2002. Pistol being like that was always dumb. Especially being fully automatic.
>>740583198They gave it the same ugly green sights as the H2A shotgun.
>>740583254There's only 3 guns in CE that aren't full auto.
>>740583331There's too many full auto guns, the shotgun being full auto also doesn't make sense.
>>740583154that pistols bigger than a fucking desert eagle my man, with an explosive payload. its a fucking miniature grenade launcher. 12.7mm is 50. bmg, and its about half the length. shit should blow your fucking hand off
>>740583650Both guns fire so slow that it literally doesn't matter and you gain no advantage holding the trigger vs not.
>>740580253
>>740584010steve harvey can play a big ham, he might actually be the perfect casting for johnson, really.
>>740537761I'm honestly getting sick at games continually being remade.Holy fuck put some money into something new.
>>740537761Why is his actor so Shit and why does he look nothing like Sarge? From absolute badass to Steve Harvey MF
>>740583967It doesn't feel that way. The sound is not loud enough, and the visual recoil is too much for it.>>740583970Yeah, which is why they shouldn't have been full auto. I had to turn on Halo MCC to check the shotgun because i had completly forgotten.
>>740552227Yeah, games just suddenly stopped being good when passionate white dorks stopped making games. For no reason they all just became unreal engine slop outta nowhere. Retard.
You ever notice the people shitting up the board, whining about the industry, and culture warring constantly are people who play really shitty games? Like of not for this place I would not even think about halo, I wouldn't even know this exists. It would just pop up on steam one day, and I'd maybe notice 2 months after it's release that another generic spess muhreen game for normalfaggots came out, and then forget 5 seconds later. Why would anyone who actually likes video games care about this IP?
>>740584163wish....granted....
>>740537968Que onda maestro chief I stole the catalytic converter off the ghost
>>740581114>Sniper SAAAARgent+500 Izzat
>>740584284>the recoilYOU PLAY AS AN AUGMENTED SPARTAN THAT CAN CANONICALLY FLIP A TANK OVER, YOU JACKASS
>>740584390Because Halo shaped FPS and online console gaming for the 7-ish years it was on top. It basically carried the entirety of Xbox on its back in those years. People want to see how it continues on.And in my opinion, no game has really scratched the same itch as Halo, unlike the arena shooters of old, military shooters of yestear, and hero shooters of today.
>>740584284and on top of what the other anon said, your wearing a helmet that can take literal rockets to the face without hearing damage. its kinda pointless.
>>740585005Yes, and the gun still has too much (visual) recoil in its fire animation.
>>740584390This is a normalfag board now
>john halos canonical origin is UNSC went to some planet, found a kid, flipped a(n american quarter 500 years after the last quarter was minted) ONCE, and since this kid guessed it right, kidnapped him, replaced him with a dodgy clone that would die of horrific organ failure in months, and just yolo'd out of there with the family having no idea why their son is dying horribly over months.oh and the doctor even acknowledges it. "maybe he just guessed. lmao. whatever. human trafficking and fake murder here we go"
>>740537761>"Master Chief Saaarr"
>>740584390Halo is a quarter of a century old. Even if they started with Halo 3 as their first video game at 8 years old, they'll be well into their 20s by now.
>>740544989>>740546009>>740546148>>740546685>>740554372>>740554616>>740555175>>740557230>>740559712You fucking faggots are exhausting. Gacha brain rotted fucking parasite ratards, I really do hope each and every one of you get raped by a pack of niggers then hit by a car. I hope an earthquake brings down your shitty apartment on your head. I hope a tornado rips your trailer from the ground. I hope a fire burns your fucking house down. And I hope a flood drowns you in your basements.
>>740585189They kidnapped like 75 kids anon, they had spares.
>>740585402
>>740585402>they left 75 families with dodgy clones who died horrifically and left without explainingGRIMalso>when linda is hanging upside by her leg from a vine from a cliff taking one handed sniper rifle shots at elites wrassling with elites, literally hugging eachother and still picking them off from over 1.5 miles awayeven 14 year old retarded me put the book down for a second and went "thats dumb"
>>740585285>You fucking faggots are exhausting. Gacha brain rotted fucking parasite ratards, I really do hope each and every one of you get raped by a pack of niggers then hit by a car. I hope an earthquake brings down your shitty apartment on your head. I hope a tornado rips your trailer from the ground. I hope a fire burns your fucking house down. And I hope a flood drowns you in your basements.wait, how did you massreply without getting the spam warning?
>>740585285>some /pol/tardbased, hope you get a brain anueryism lmao
>>740585052>scratched the same itch as HaloWhat itch? The "I need braindead slop" itch? You don't need video games for that, just watch Maury or something.
>>740585274Shut up. I don't care how old slop is, it's still slop, and this argumentum ad antiquitatem bullshit is getting stale. Ideally you should have never played Halo at all, but if you did and haven't grown out of it in the big 26, you are worth less than dirt and Planet Earth is better off without you. I fucking hate you normalfag shitter casuals so much. Get off the board and stop forcing me to look at this shit.
TWO STICKS AND A ROCK
>>740586748Choke on a cock, you fucking faggot. Bitching about womens jaws, do you know how fucking stupid you sound? How exhausting to hear vagueposting like that all the fucking time? I'd nuke this fucking site forever if I could. Tired of you fucking retards shitting up everything for attention.
>>740587321>if i couldbut you cant lmao, too bad
>>740587263>the big 26Not in this argument but just letting you know that you are gay and everyone can tell you suck big cocks for fun. When you walk outside people look at you and say to themselves, 'damn, that guy sucks a lot of dick'. People point you out to their friends and family and comment on how much cock you choke on.
>>740537761I literally decided to not watch the show because "they're not going to show anything and will probably remake halo 1 again or some stupid shit"Unbelievable
>>740587494>got beaten by someone he wasnt even in an argument with that sucks more dicks then anyone we knowgrim
>>740587263I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand causality.
>>740587494NTA but I respect people who suck dicks more than people who play halo ngl
>>740587494I'm always so confused when people say I'm somehow gay. I am not. I display my heterosexuality at all times, and have posted on it ad nauseum. I fap to feminine things (women, lolis and/or traps) at least five times a day. You're the ones talking about how much you love le manly men and wishing more games were about naked sweaty dudes rubbing agains eachother and smelling their buttholes, not me. Is this what they call projection?
>>740587586I understand the cause perfectly. People with bad taste and arrested development just can't move on to better things. I have repeatedly left behind things I realized were shit and picked up things more worthy of my time. Now I mostly play games for adults, like Shmups and Mina the Hollower (which, coincidentally, the janny keeps trying to bury) while you're stuck on shit for dumb teens like Halo. Grow up already. Put it down. There are SO many better uses of your time it's not funny.
>>740587809
>>740537761Woke
>>740586861I want a story game where you are a strong but still realistic supersoldier, with a variety of weapons and vehicles with different use cases that are used both by the player and enemies, with varied enemy types that aren't just "a human", with reactive AI and rich dynamic dialogue trees, and multiple enemy factions. This is the core of the Halo campaign that hasn't really been used in its entirety.
this shit is bad no amount of shilling will sell me on it
>>740587809>trapsI'm sorry anon but you are gay.
>>740585285>Homorage.txt>>740587263>>740587321>cocks cocks cock-A-di-cocks>>740587494>cocks cocks cocks cocks>>740587809>im hetero,>I fap to traps.yeah, lolno.ALL OF YOU ARE FAGGOTS STOP THINKING ABOUT OTHER MENS DICKS FOR ONCE.
>>740588150>I want a story gameThat's not really a game, now is it
How is fapping to traps gay? If a boy puts on a skirt that means they are a girl. There is nothing gay about sucking a girls cock.
this is fuckin terrible
>>740588248I mean a game with a campaign and a linear-ish story, not some sandbox thing.
>>740588353If he's born or drawn with a penis he's a male, no matter the mental gymastics.
>>740588429I know what you meant and I don't care. If you care about story in a game, you already lost. We used chase you out and shit on storyfags like. And the only reason you haven't been dogpiled is because the mods flooded the place with "people" like you.
>>740537968Looks like a skinny Steve Harvey that sounds like Uncle Ruckus. Can't wait to cringe at the nonstop MCU tier comic relief dialogue that comes with him.
>>740583291>that noise on every surface>that matte color on every character cuz muh heckerino reflectionslooks like smeared shit, thanks nvidia faggots
>>740588429How is that a game? It's like how everyone ignores the score system in halo because as soon as your actions become visibly quantifiable the game becomes boringhttps://youtu.be/gSmZRQ56jYwLike this is just bad, and the numbers only exist as a reminder of how boring and simplistic the things you're doing is. It's not a game, it's a movie.
>>740537761I've played the absolute balls out of CE and all its workshop mods so I'm fine if they want to make a slopified version as long as it doesn't replace the original on future consoles. Adding things like the Battle Rifle is kind of a weird choice because it IS the CE pistol of the later games, it's meant to give that same playstyle while the H2 magnum is meant to be used for duel wielding. If they want to make CE more like 2 and 3 then they should just go all the way with it by adding dual wielding
>>740588546>>740588743So Doom and Quake are moviegames? Good to know.
>>740588526No Anon. Womanhood and femininity exist beyond the biological realities of the female sex. Through years of social and psychological evolution, we have collectively developed the concept of Anima, or what we consider the female image. We can look at cute dresses, long hair and makeup and identify that as feminine. It's an intrinsic part of our psychological make-up and we can recognize it on subconscious scale. You don't recognize a woman simply for having a vagina. You recognize her by what she wears, or how she walks, or the tone in the way she speaks. In other words, yes, a boy can become a woman by embracing his inner anima. This is psychology 101. The fact it needs to be explained to you is baffling. Are these the retards on the board now? How utterly disappointing.
>>7405642072 was hated by people who liked CE because it dumbed down the game to appeal to retards.3 was hated by the retards who didn't like that 3 stripped out all the handicaps and hand holding from 2 in an effort to bring it closer to CEReach was just a bad game that killed the franchise. The only people who shill for it are zoomies who started with it. These zoomies also make up the core 343 fanbase which is why every 343 game has been a mechanical sequel to Reach instead of Halo 3.
>>740544824grim
>>740589123Gaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy faaaaaaaggggggoooooootttttt get off of my board.
>>740546725>it costs 50 buckshow is that a positive thing? it's the SECOND remake of a 25 year old game
Sorry cucks, what I saw yesterday looks better than Halo Reach, 4, 5 and Infinite. Cope.
>>740589503100% accurate. I felt exactly the same. CE was great, 2 was rushed and made for brainrot casuals, 3 tried to rebalance and fixed a lot of complaints with 2, and Reach tried to be like COD. We don't speak of what came after Reach (even more CODslop).
>>740564207somebody wasted time making this
>>740537761>Sgt Johnsar
>>740567330>motion blur: on>bloom: on>chromatic aberration: onyep, it's modern slop remake time
>>740589969Another reason why graphics peaked in the mid 2010s. The post processing wasn't so severe and dialed up to 11. They realized only a hint of motion blur was acceptable. Today it's used as a crutch to cover ugly UE5 assets.
>>740537761The prophet sounds zesty.
>>740557789Anniversary elites look like shit and so do the brutes
>>740537761New Johnsons va sounds very low energy
