What is the best /v/ greentext? It's either this, Kermit, the mom megaman one or Fun isn't Fun.Also does anyone have the one where anon (possibly) impregnanted his mom?
>>740689608For me it's that guy so-long-gay-bowsering his friend's cat or ANON GET OUT
>>740689608>I will not name it>Okay fine it's TILES (one minute later)Gets me every time.
Not a greentext but the cumshroom
>>740689608Tile anon will never be topped
>>740691592Well, maybe that time anon wrote a book
>>740691751Or that time anon was a composer
>>740691751>he doesn't want to be repetitivegets me every time
>>740689608Posting a classic
The going into games machine.
>>740692435
>>740692591she stunk like fucking shit
>>740692621>>"this thread has received 3 of 5 requests needed to trigger archival."
>>740690965well that was upsetting
Every greentext story is fake manufactured bullshit Some turbo autist staged a mental illness moment to perform in front of a dying imageboard for attention
>>740690965I can fix him
>>740695558But it's funny, so I don't care
>>740690306Who names a child “Today”
>>740696286nothing screencap worthy about anon getting baited
>>740696286i'm not reading all of that
>>740696882>it’s baitTranny is still mad it seems
>>740697073yep, im still seething
>>740697262No shit you even had to reply a second time a minute and one second after
>>740696851
>>740696190Dunno but he's catching for the St. Louis team.
>>740689608kermit was shit
>>740695852Yeah i laughed in 2014 when it happened too
>>740689608I don't think it counts but i liked the Spongebob mommy one
>>740696286>2026>trannies!!!!you are new to 4chan lmao
>>740696851>not marrying lissa>not making chrom your bro in law>not having autistic swordsman son and aspiring strategist daughter who looks up to youlol, couldn’t be me
>>740690965I'm surprised that I haven't seen this one yetI'm also surprised that the shit posted here can still make me sick, goddamn, what the fuck man
>>740696286They're just so dishonest all the time
>>740698835I feel sorry for that guy's dog, having to live in those conditions.
>>740690965man
>>740690965This is prety tame compared to most hoarder houses. I helped clean out a local hoarder's house after he passed and he had filled the entire fridge with his own feces placed in pickle jars labelled with dates going back about a decade.
>>740699991>he had filled the entire fridge with his own feces placed in pickle jars labelled with dates going back about a decade.jesus christ what the FUCKO_O
>>740691932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QnVe_bru6s
>>740689608kirby pinball title screen one
>>740700174Thank you for blessing my ears
>>740699403at least that anon has the decency to keep the dog outside but still
>>740700174
>>740692621The end changing from "THE RIDE NEVER ENDS" to "THE RIDE ENDS HERE" and it's a water pit every rider drowns in is underrated.
>>740700174>We will be playing this song far an hour
>>740701020END OF RIDE ___________I ~ ~ ~ II ~ ~ ~ II ~ ~ II ~ ~ ~ II ~ ~ Ii___________IRIDE ENDS HERE
>>740695558Greentexting is merely a form of storytelling that didn't exist on 4chan until ~09/'10 /r9k/. Yes I am aware the > was used for quoting through emails and that is not what I mean.
>>740692435>>740692621kek
>>740701521ouch, I fucked it up.
>>740696286LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>740690965This is why I pay for a cleaning lady once on month. I know I'm not great at cleaning, and she helps me catch up before I've fallen so far behind it feels unsalvageable.
>>740696286>2026>incomprehensible twitternigger babbleYou will never ever fit in
>>740689608
>>740702197this one is fucking great
>>740700174Sounds like some shit from cruelty squad
/sp/'s archivist was the best story.
>>740703946Even better is the video he posted reenacting it, wish I had it saved.
>>740696286I was in that thread. They really are this insufferable and retarded.
>most replies in the thread belongs to a dramafag that's replying to himself
>>740706287Grim state of affairs in modern 4chan
hurf durf feggitz git off my vidyer
>>740705973You were in a thread three days ago?#whoa
>>740703489>incomprehensibleESL
>>740692889I remember a hilarious Get thread where KoG was actually failing the gets and other people got them in hilarious ways. It ended with Statler and Waldorf saying that if they got a 4, the thread stunk, and they got triple 4s. It needed just one more request for archival, but I was still in the lurk moar period and didn't make the request, even though I hoped someone would. I still sometimes regret not making that decisive request.
>>740705190no one will ever top that level of autism. king shit
>>740705190The UTV thing? My file is too large to upload.One of the dumbest things somebody ever told me on /v/ was that the term "based" came from /sp/ because some referee said "biased" and it came out wrong.
>>740700174This is pretty good, not cringe at all.
>>740707943>dunkalunkalunkadoddooDO
>>740701861>prey'sotherwise good
>>740709119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cgMlXaFs7w
>>740709781oh lord i have not seen this in a long time. fucking tears.
>>740703369This is a good idea, anon. I think I'll do that too.
>greentextkys
>>740703615I hope this is true. This shit would make being a teacher worthwhile
>>740703850>the messiahNo, just a liar being called out in this case
>>740707943>dunadunkadunkadinkadonkaDOOFucking lost.
>>740690965>drain fliesI have those in my shower as well and I would always just squash them with toilet paper but I found out that rinsing the drain with baking soda and vinegar gets rid of them. They may come back after a couple weeks but it's less annoying to deal with
>>740710781The mentality is “they hate me so i won”
>>740711473idgi
>>740701443Oh i get itHarrier Du Bois solving the Kira case
>>740711030This.Boiling water + baking soda + vinegar totally cleaned them out when I had them once, literally a nonissue compared to everything else.
Who are the most annoying poster on /v/? Off of the top if my head:>Sybb (has a weird fetish for “flabby” asses, often posts strawpoll links)>Joshua 3inch Ulmer (posts threads with edited artwork of characters with qos spades, raids other threads with his discord)>Cris (constantly posts ideas about making games which he never finishes, terrible artist who hasn’t improved despite drawing for decades, ignores feedback)>Barry (shitposts in every thread about Square Enix games, forces animosity between fanbases of unrelated games, replies to himself dozens of times)
>>740712147The worst poster has to be Anonymous, he keeps shitting up my threads, posting really quickly and he's really fucking bipolar to top it off!
>>740702924>tfw I'm in this screenshot
>>740712147whoever's posting the lara croft horse sex thing. we will never be able to discuss tomb raider on this board in any form without one of those retards that have never even played a tomb raider game (neither original nor nu) posting MADE FOR BIG HORSE COCK. i hate you fuckers
>>740712147Which tripfags are these?
>>740701080>My balleagues are waiting at the tip of the Limpdick reactorThe dumbest thing that's ever gotten a laugh out of me
>>740713708canada definitely had a much more funny stereotype back then, now it's just "haha you indian"
>>740712460>remember what they took from us
>>740700174Unironically this has serious potential
>>740712460
4chan screenshots never should have gone outside of this site. That's part of why it died.
>>740712147This guy
>>740701443ai slop
>passive agressive tranny has to cry about screencap and talk to himself
>>740699991Did you take them?
>>740690965Well that was lovely.
Does anyone still have Sims Chinman's misadventures screencaps?
>>740691751My internal monologue sounds like this.
>>740690965Tfw I remember this post. Dang gross.>>740689608Best stuff was pre-fappening desu>>74069159Euros
>>740689608>Also does anyone have the one where anon (possibly) impregnanted his mom?the fuck dude
>they hated him for telling the truth
i liked the datura story
The best thread we ever had was this one really funny Wallace and Grommet one.
>>740703807how have i not seen this before? saved
>>740714541What's the matter anon, don't like seeing your own posts re-posted on twitter by actual brand affiliate accounts?my friends keep linking me twitter posts of 4chan screencaps by some retarded europoor with a yellow checkmark and like 40% of them are MINE
>>740707943This has to be the same guy who plays Game & Watch
>>740715580how old do you need to be to understand these ancient american shows no one has ever seen other than pensioners
>>740689608>KermitThe sea of obnoxious attention whore imitators rather soured me on that one
>>740712147
>>740696286Stay on your containment board.>>740689608Might be tiles but desu I don't keep a mental archive of them.
>>740712147Anyone who posts the exact same thread multiple times.
>>740712147The worst screencap that gets posted is, hands down, the homer one from a troll's remorse addled faggot trying to excuse his rampant shitposting while projecting it onto everyone else.
>>740712147Fabio>goes into every NV thread to stir shit>makes his own just to seethe and spam tranny memes>has his own schizophrenic headcanon (that he also spams) >has been doing it for 8 fucking years >started doing it because he was triggered over a strawpoll>was originally an umineko schizo on /a/
>>740712147this guy>>740715924>>740706860whenever he plays dumb about demonstrable shitposters while acting holier than thou
>>740716527yeah barry loves downplaying his notoriety to fuck with newfags
>>740701542Better times
>>740712147The guy constantly talking about "white dicklets"He is extremely easy to spot because he always attaches an image of one of his own posts with a bunch of replies (picrel). He's just fishing for (you)s constantly and whining about "incels". He's super obvious and obnoxious.
>>740716262Post it
>>740716262this one?
>>740716147
>>740691751Someone once did a dramatic reading of this on vocaroo and I can't find it anymore.
>>740716856That's the one
>>740690965What a disgusting mongrel.
>>740716281I feel like 2014 was when everything online really went to shit and 4chan went from enjoyable shitposting to a ruskies endlessly stoking the political LvR fires.
>>740708592I think I heard this exact story before on 4chan but the post also mentioned the girl was goth
no one ever post the anon with a fetish for girls firing arrows with their feet, that one was a recent one, except recent is probably 8 years ago now
>>740716262>>740716856He said nothing wrong btw
>>740717151Or, or, you’re still seething about GG
Saved this from 8ch before it was shut down.
>>740716856>people do not have arguments here>translation: i always lose so have to say it doesn’t count to copeA lot of shit makes more sense when you realize this is what they mean when they say this shit.
>>740716856>>740717460I quit this place in 2017~2018(?) cold turkey and came back voluntarily in 2024.It's a shithole but compared to all the other places I visited and spent a few years on, it's at least a fun shithole.Fun little self discovery expedition though, but one of those things where you go "this is fun to visit but not fun to live in" types.Have an import from /vg/.
>>740717460The rantings of a remorseful troll make for tedious listening
>>740717554No one really gives a fuck about Russians here. It always depends on the new cycle or some other bullshit. But on the regular no one talks about them. Hell i haven’t heard anything about the fucking war in a year.
>>740717896nobody saw those chinkslop shows other than fobs
>>740717208explain
>>740717554Ruskies, whateversomethingblue, or just Australians, either way the site got astroturfed to hell and back. /v/ went from the occasional faggots getting political (different from complaining about sjw's) to basically every other thread having some assfag need to derail the thread and get the thread purged.>>740717493GG was gay and was always gay. Like chanology gay.
>>740718242There is an extremely simple physics puzzle (~60 iq people can do this) that you must solve to continue using your vehicle over a large area that you cannot traverse on foot. Anon brute forces an unintended solution that leaves him in what is likely a soft lock state.
>>740705190
>>740718334>GG was gay and was always gayAnd you think that why?
>>740717930my post naming (((them))) got deleted as well wtfWorking overtime for free i see
>>740696286This doesn't even have a shred of anything worthy of being immortalized. We all know 95% of them are fucked in the head without having to waste time reading this pedantic shit to (you) look like some king-of-reason. All you did was shine a light on that anon, and all they did was slink away, as they do. No quips, no witticisms, no getting btfo, hell it wasn't even remotely entertaining. Don't deign to post this shit in another greentext thread, or even a tangently related thread here ever again. Fuck you for wasting my god damned time, faggot.
>>740718694if it aint yotsuba or yotsuba B, it aint worth reading
>>740718694>retard complains>is told to shut the fuck up>makes a big deal about how what he is complaining about is valid and how everyone who disagrees with him is wrong>ends up getting embarrassed >ends up having to try to false flag>cries to janniesThe melty itself was pretty funny but all the extra shit is what adds to it. I don’t why it made you so mad or why you “wasted your time” letting me know that.
>>740718585Because it was annoying and gay anon. Anons thinking they'd make any change to the industry's journalism when a decade before capcom(or another company) was throwing out swag bags with tablets for reviews before they even touched the game. Shits been like that since the 90s and a bunch of terminally online chuds that left the site and fagged with fucking milo thought, what, exactly? Lame and gay if you wanted woke shit to dry up and die (because that's what it ended up being about lmao curated woke list on steam) you needed to make games but GG fags are just whiney shitposters. Simple as. I guess. >>740718621I didn't mean literally Russians, I included Australians because if anyone here was actually around during the 00s they'd probably remember when moot banned AUS IPs and the shitposting on /b/ died over night. Just shitposters. Also as a side we do have it confirmed as a fact that Steven banon tries to use 4chan to chuddize young men in America but that's probably not related.
>>740715746Anon, it's unusual not to be exposed to things from before your time.And you didn't say this in so many words, but honestly it's a sign of retardation to not be able to have any appreciation for them just because they're old.
>>740719060>>740718694Holy shit you're fucking right he's not even using the fucking board he's using the archive
>>740716272>just because your dreams have men in them doesn't mean you're gay or want to fuck themCompletely true. BG3 goes out of its way to insinuate sex and attraction with subtle cues instead of making it obvious, which is why so many people have the experience of getting blindsided by it.It's also really weird with how aggressive it is with the sexual shit, and how it just assumes players are thirsting for it.
>>740715356Is that the spiders one?I just realized my college stories would make pretty good green texts, but by the time I had them every board kinda sucked.We threw parties that usually ended poorly, like a dude tripping on a pallet and almost gutting me with a machete while trying to slice through bamboo. Or everyone on the lease going to bed and a friend wanted to make a molotov cocktail since he never had before (thank god we had concrete walls). Or the rape couch earning its name. Or the golden orbweaver we would feed bugs to while high/tripping
I am looking for one extremely old screencap. It could be from /v/, it could be from anywhere really.It was a gigantic fucking png/jpg, like reaching the size limits of what you can upload here. 3 columns of posts, full width, some anons trying to discuss some video game. Between those, some other anon is trying to explain to everyone his gay awakening, explaining how much he loves sucking cocks and taking it up his ass in multiple lengthy greentexts. There might or might not be other shitposting going on between those. Two phrases I remember to this day are "no gradual entry" from the fag and "WHAT IS THIS THREAD" from some innocent anon.Surely someone remembers and has that one.
>>740719278>Anons thinking they'd make any change to the industry's journalism I mean it did, it caused journos to go full retard and pretty much go mask off on everything which also revealed the absolute state of regular journalism. Not to mention no one listens to game journos anymore. >Shits been like that since the 90s and a bunch of terminally online chudsWhen you unironically use your cope terms you’re just outing that you’re the exact kind of faggot who was defending Zoe and Anita and crying about sexism and shit. >you needed to make gamesIn the industry that actually prevents anything from being made and the indie sphere that is basically just the discount AA at this point?
>>740712147Fygoon is pretty infamous for good reason, because he's an arrogant fuckwad who keeps picking fights and keeps getting banned only to come back. At a certain point it was getting hard to tell when it was him and when it was just a falseflagger outside of the dev threads, but if it was in a dev thread and it was some screen or render I'd never seen before, it's obviously him.And Jakechi was also pretty annoying but he fucked off to /co/.
>>740716813That is actually disgusting and he's lucky he wasn't completely disowned
>>740719356>samefag pretends to be shocked by post he has been seething about for hours
>>740690965there's a whole tv show about mentally ill people living like this btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNjtgKQv_RQ
>>740719694i don't do spider storiesdatura is jim weed or something hallucinogenic
Requesting the "I can't believe she stooped so low..." about the brother and the sister having a weight test in water, something about having a shower
>>740719772See anon you're just a gay fag whose lost in his own sauce thinking you made a difference when you absolutely didn't. Woke games come out in full force now. Journos are honestly just as present as they used to be, you simply stop paying attention, also how the reviewers/journos broke away with youtube and shit. Also when I dont constantly shove faggot or nigger in my posts a bunch of you double retards try to act like I haven't been here since 2006.In short youre gay and blatantly over value your self worth.
>>740719914God you're one tedious retard, you've been sitting in this thread replying to every post that's critical of your week old drama screencap that you slipped into a thread of old archives.
>>740720264>>740720364these two are replying to the same IP btw
>>740720364Some say he's still posting in that thread to this day.
>>740720364it was a big day for him, pls understand
>>740720364stop trying to one-up the retard in an attempt to shit up the thread and learn to ignore garbage
>>740705945Just use b4k, it's still archived
>>740720364actually it's been 3 times in 3 days
>>740720264There really is no point in arguing with a retard like you because you will always go for the same shit of smugly dismissing whatever is said while playing dumb. You can get a smoking gun slammed into your face and something you could never refute and you would just go on and on while repeating the same shit. I honestly cannot fathom how someone can somehow suffer the kind of ego death required to do this sort of thing without feeling an immense feeling of disgust by their actions. Do you just pretend it’s all ironic or is there a sort of “ends justify the means” situation going on? >Journos are honestly just as present as they used to beNo one listens to them IGN shits out 10s and 9s for whoever pays and most of them flop. And faggots like schreier gets clowned for retarded hacks. The only people that take them seriously are fags from the GCJ since they validate their seething and appeal to their mental illness. >In short youre gay and blatantly over value your self worthLike I said repeating the same shit
>>740706860I wish I had this years ago.Glad my general has calmed down though.
>>740720846You'd have a point if you didn't concede earlier that you couldn't put out games to deter from the current social political climate. Anon it's not that I'm dismissive it's that none of these points are valid anymore. Feels more like GG happened, you went into a cave and you never came out. When do you think people 'listened to them' any more than they do now? Schrie is still on twitter and people pick up his posts. You're under a rock. I will keep repeating that 2+2=4 because it does.
>>740720364>God you're one tedious retard, you've been sitting in this thread replying to every post that's critical of your week old drama screencapWeek? That was something that was posted on Saturday. Also funny how like five different retards too interest in this to agree and back you all of sudden when the thread has been moving at a snails pace and that you somehow are conveniently in this thread to seethe about the thread. I mean why would a random anon give that much of a shit. Are you like a trannitor or something?
Does this board just gets regularly raided by discord trannies now? Anytime trannies gets brought up there's always this sudden influx of yaysayers supporting/defending them
The danger of playing with other anons.
>>740712147The worst part is when you call people like that out and they try to spin it on you for being obsessed and having no life for posting here.
>>740721143>You'd have a point if you didn't concede earlier that you couldn't put out games to deter from the current social political climateYou’re basically using the “learn to code” fallacy to try and dismiss criticism. While ignoring that the industry is geared against anyone who is not drinking the kool-aid and will actively fuck them over. FFS you retards are crying about Stellar Blade again and GoG for fucking up a tweet. >it's not that I'm dismissive it's that none of these points are validThat’s literally being dismissive, you glue eating faggot. You say they’re invalid but are incapable of actually saying how and just smugly reiterate the same point in different ways over and over. >Feels more like GG happened, you went into a cave and you never came out. You live in an echo chamber and only leave it to try and raid other sites and places that disagree with you. And when that inevitably fails you run back to get reinforced and cope about how it was just a fluke and didn’t count. >Schrie is still on twitter and people pick up his postsHe still talks, but barely anyone listens to him or takes his shit seriously especially after trannyguard. >will keep repeating that 2+2=4 because it doesBut you’re saying that you’re saying 2+2=5 and whenever someone corrects you, you just say ignore them and try to act smug.
>>740689608Has anyone in this thread posted the Kirby's Pinball Land one?
>>740721469People on /v/ aren't the same, some people don't mind trannies.
>threads being eaten away in post count by a bunch of retards going back and forth instead of getting a room and making out like the fags they areat least this time it's two groups instead of just retardo A and retardo B, so that's uncommon rather than common
>>740721469>Does this board just gets regularly raided by discord trannies nowYes, it waxes and wanes in terms of obnoxiousness but overall it’s fairly common. Also take into account that jannies don’t stop posting just because they’re jannies.
>>740718573There is absolutely no way this is real.
>>740721978I feel bad for you anon, idk how deep you've been this hole but it's clearly been awhile. All over me calling GG gay and lame. Basically nothing you've said applies to me. I don't care about coom games like stellar blade, I played DoA I'm over the genre. I don't really care about Zoe or Adam posting from the bar when it was week 2 or w/e of GG. I don't care about Anita and I vividly remember shitposting about her on this board when she did her first video. But even if none of that applies to me, you won't care because you're too deep in it. Riddle me this, if GG did something, truly, like cause journos to go 'mask off' why is everything how it is now? Do you think because people stopped posting his twitter posts as bait no one listens to him? Or because there's a handful less articles about getting tbagged triggering rape flashbacks or whatever GG did something? There was maybe a week or so of legitimate complaints and then it just became 5guys memes. The funny part about GG to me is reflecting on it after the ep files revealed Steven banon was up in 4chan.
>>740718850best itt, can't stop laughing
>>740723425I want you to weigh something in your mind. Really chew on it. Those artifacts exists. Regardless of motivation, someone created those images and files. Is it more plausible that they're bugnuts obsessed with a tripfag, or that they're willing to triple down on the bit to pretend to be obsessed with a tripfag? Which one of those is healthier? At least if it's normal mental illness the person is enjoying the process.
>>740715242Halo has always been loved on /v/ little performative ZoomZoomYou'd think this would be obvious. Why would /v/ need a bait image like My First FPS if not to make other people on the board mad?Whenever people make posts like yours, they just reveal themselves to be LARPing zoomers trying way, way too hard to fit in.
>>740716856>productivityDismissed instantly, don't even need to read the rest.
>>740699991Okay,but you ate them?
>>740691932This was literally manufactured as fuck,the faggot posted It on Reddit after this
>>740712828Fake screencaps posted by trannies
>>740723448This is what I mean, that smug and condescending tone you take on when you are wrong about something and need to try and act confident to hide that you failed again. You have to pretend you don’t care and deny it post hoc while not being able to argue or even defend what you say. You are >>740716856 in a nutshell, a whole faggot who can’t handle he is always wrong so just cries about it while pretending everyone else is ignorant. >coom gamesThe fact that you call them this, that you see a game with an attractive female character and immediately think of jacking off and cumming is what shows you’re everything that I said you are. No one thinks that these games are made specifically for the purpose of jacking off save for culture warriors who obsess over the fact the main character or even a side character is attractive. And you hyper fixate on the one detail and try to act like it’s all the game has. >inb4 no u do it for ugly women hypocrite1. Making a character needlessly ugly makes no sense 2. There is more shit talked about than just the ugly character, while you retards never talk about anything else but the character not being a hag.>I don't care about Anita>he says while crying about GG and saying how everyone who disagrees with him is dumbYou will never win because you tell the most retarded lies and cannot keep your story straight to save your life. >But even if none of that applies to me, you won't care because you're too deep in itI’m too deep in what? You haven’t been able to actually show how I am being delusional or ignorant in any capacity and just insist I am while acting smug.>like cause journos to go 'mask off' why is everything how it is nowYou mean why do the corporate back journalists remain in employed despite being effectively irrelevant? Because they are a branch of advertising. And only you and your fellow retards listen to him because he validates your bullshit, ironic you fell for a grifter.
>>740723448Thanks to this brave and stunning post, I now have healthcare and also all idpol is no longer on 4chan. All because anon had the courage to say "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
>>740720264>please be demoralized>please stop winning>please?
I screenshot quality posts I find. They're not funny, but I like to save and refer back to them. Figure I'll share a few.
>>740724839
>>740696286Why would you screencap this loser? Its the usual rhetoric the retards in this board use literally every fucking day to derail threads,its not even funny to read,next time i will just report your fucking post and fuck you over for a week.
>>7407246057/10 I don't think I've seen someone victim complex this hard in a hot minute. This is why I know GGfags are just annoyingfags. I can spell it out for you that I don't care and that the dumb movement didn't do anything, but you'll cry to hot wheels and back that it did. Enjoy your life still being stuck in 20whatever
>>740725054Rewording the same cope from your other post isn’t pretty retarded.>and fuck you over for a week.Nigger the thread was on Saturday. Do you know how many days are in a week?
>>740725104This post might look like an embarrassing toddler level meltdown but I assure you this anon is actually above it all and winning and definitely DOES NOT care about any of this.
>>740703807too soon;_;
>>740725039
>oldfag archival thread dies because a retard got his panties in a twist over the discussion of gamergate It's like a metaphor
>>740690965how do people end up like this, I'm a faggot loser too but I keep my house clean because the prospect of living in literal filth sounds extremely unpleasant
>>740723839I know there are a lot of genuinely unwell people out there. I know that's a lot of effort to go to for a joke.But it's just so absurd. The house covered in UTV posts, man. THE HOUSE.
>>740725426
>>740725104What is even the point of you doing this? What do you gain from replying at this point? Every point you have raised has been shot down, every argument refuted, and now you’re just projecting while tripling down on acting like a smug retard? What the fuck do you honestly think this will accomplish in the long run? And I mean that since you will continue to act like this in whatever thread you find yourself in, in the future since all of you retards do this exact same shit. You claim I have some kind of victim complex but I have never claimed to be a victim in any way nor was it every implied. You claim you don’t care but you keep replying and wrote an entire diatribe just to say it was annoying and gay. You are blatantly lying through your teeth. You even gave up on saying journos have any influence outside of your gay irony poisoned circlejerk.
>>740725885>now I have all the presents my money can afford, but no motherfuck
>oldfag archival thread dies because a retard got his panties in a twist over screencap from saturdaygrim
>>740719009I really like this one
The secret to enjoying /v/ is to enable fappe tyme so you don't see posts without images, 90% of the times they're just a retard on a phone trying to get into an argument while waiting for the bus or his work shift to end.Textposters have never been of any value.
>>740720673>feedback_on_the_playdate_issues_with_misgendering>The real problem was when a player would specifically state her username and then use he(after saying "hey guys karkatbanana is a girl").you're all right, >>239800823
>>740717776You literally proved his point, bro.Did you need to feel superior to this random troll too?Do you always win your arguments here?Has anything that have been posted here ever changed your life for the better?I don't think so.It's always, I WINNED, BFTO, /THREAD, MELTY.You don't care about good arguments.You only care about winning.
>>740700174The most hardcore store ever.
>>740696286Feel like a influx of newfags shitting up the board like usual the last couple months
>>740702786lol
>>740728115Everything I could possibly say is in the post you’re crying about. Fuck you nigger, you made a stink, embarrassed yourself and were mocked for being a retard. Take your lumps and get the fuck over it.
>>740712147If we're talking about the pastBear and Lanced Jack really got on my fucking nerves
>>740730318>overlaiting
>>740719973datura story was always lulzythere's another drug-related /fit/ greentext that gets posted a lot that I can't recall atm>>740723448Zoe and Anita made it all the way to the (female) UN. Lol. Of course they were thrown out as soon as the (female) UN realized the meeting was about video games.>>740729123Tranny spamming has been ongoing for 10 years now and is nothing new.
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>>740730436those replies should be next to the post number not under the post
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>>740691751>when the nigger was freed the world became the nigger's slaveThat's a damn good lineAlso, does anyone has the thread of the cumpet? I rhink it was fairly recent, maybe 2024.
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>>740716856I genuinely feel for anybody who never got to experience any part of 4chan before even say the 2010s. And yet they always want to revise history and fail at Speech-checking everybody else into believing their psychotic lies.
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>>740730771phoneposting, anon
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>>740718125Newfag.
>>740726780This is unironically so fucking hot, I am so jealous of that anon for getting to fuck a dolphin (If it's real)
>>740732247i met a dude from /v/ who once sent me a picture of him fucking a snake a decade ago so it's probably realfun fact: did you know that morgues are legally required to have cameras in them because morgue handlers of BOTH genders too often than not end up fucking the corpses? there's a greentext for it but I cannot for the love of me find the fucking thing in my unsorted folder
>>740732923I wish there were more stories from dudes who fucked dolphins, that guy in the post left too many details unsaid
>>740733039just go fuck one yourself, the ocean has no laws
>>740732323Absolute genius.I lost it at Tetris
not /v/ but /vg/
>>740733637Is it more or less fucked up that I once had amourous fascinations toward OEM server motherboards?
don't think it's posted often but something about anon being a descendant of conquistadors
>>740690965No one will believe me but I made this image, I was wondering coming into the thread if someone maybe posted it. I probably still have the psd file on an old hard drive somewhere, it must be a decade old now. Was originally an r9k thread.
>>740734261https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/22342758/aw shit you're right
>>740734184if it wasn't midnight i'd waddle over to my server rack and tape some paper eyelashes onto one of my X10DRi's to shitpost at you
>>740691751My favorite part is where he says the protagonist is someone who most would consider a "racist" putting racist in quotes. I want to know what the thoughts of an actual racist would be like in this anon's opinion.
>>740734348Wild times, r9k was crazy then. People rarely remember the board it replaced with the restriction that no post could ever be made twice, moot had more fun than hiro does.
