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These Cards Suck Ass Edition

Gwent Closed Beta is open!
Spare a moment for those of us without an invite!
playgwent.com

Gwent patch notes:
http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Patch-EN.pdf

>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqNet72FPF8
>Gameplay demo (E3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabgNv6f2ZY
>Gameplay Demo (Gamescom)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avlMgLy4H_w

GOTY Edition is out!
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Patch 1.30 is out!
>Changelog
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Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
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>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
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Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
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>Debug Console Commands
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>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9

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>Redirect to the current thread
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Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

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>>161219292
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First for Personal Responsibility
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Post your decks so I can steal them.
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>>161534787
>Gwent patch notes:
>http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Patch-EN.pdf
old patchnotes
really?
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>>161534968
PERSONAL RESPONSE INSANITY

>>161535219
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>fags who won't forfeit even though they are still in the single digits and you are about to break 100
>mfw

I fucking hate these dunces.
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>>161535551
and then, suddenly kambi out of fucking nowhere
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Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.
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>>161535610

Be honest. How many times have you seen Kambi?

I haven't seen it once and I'm 52.
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>>161536036
Once, in concert with a Hjalmer combo, that amazing +3 swing it is
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>>161535732
i'm come.
do you have the collection of these stories?
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fuck yeah, i've been wanting shani for a while now. my F2P NR deck is really looking good
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>>161537250
>Geralt
>no ability
k
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>mfw medic chained three times in one fucking game

I can't wait for this shit to be gone in the next patch.
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>>161535732
hahaha man, this is fantastic. enjoyed reading
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Post first screenshots.
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>>161537408
>>161537250
where does the name Geralt: Swordmaster come from? an alpha/kill the servers name? I see people using it all the time
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>>161537832
kek I remember taking this.
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Is it just me or are hybrid builds garbage in this game compared to Witcher 2?

In Witcher 2 you could fully max out two trees by the end of the game, in this one you need to sacrifice some essential skills to do a hybrid build since you only get 12 slots.

Haven't done the DLC yet, heard they added some skill slots or something? Are hybrid builds decent now?
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>>161539396
I did a sort of hybrid. I maxed out light and strong basic attack damage, the dumped most of the rest of my point in magic but also a heavy alchemy investment to be able to survive three decoctions, was pretty fun
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>>161539613
Might have to try that, I'm obsessed with having rend and whirl though, might have to just bite the bullet. Didn't the lack of crit damage hurt you or did you use potions for that?
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>>161539396
Finish the game, start a NG+, get to endgame, that's when the game actually starts.
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>>161540260
been a while since I played so I can't recall but I spammed potions whenever possible and I know I didn't have whirl or any fancy sword techniques
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>>161540304
not really if you've already done everything
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Geralt and Triss OTP
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>>161541827
feels good to have a little sister like Triss. :3
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>>161541883
Your sister Triss is my waifu. She is the best. Please tell her that I love her :3
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>>161542056
must not let it get to her head too much!
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i want to live on ciri's vaginal juice water for a week
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Is Radovid crazy?
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>>161543219
Triss is humble, she can't be corrupted by our love :3
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>>161543283
>>161542056
>>161535732
>>161543472


I came into this thread because I just got a Gwent Beta invite and I wanted some deckbuilding advise.

Instead I have found only terminal autism. I feel sorry for those who regular this thread.
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>>161543283
ESTUS.flv
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>>161543283
I want to be Triss' toilet slave
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>>161543494
Dude, get out while you still can.
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Trissfags are diseased.
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>>161543494
It can get so much worse, this general is only autism of the high-functioning variety.
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>>161543871
Trissfriends are true love champions :3
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>>161543494
there isn't enough gwentposting to keep the thread alive, like it or not we depend on waifu autists to bump, feels bad compared to my native /r6g/
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>>161543958
>>161543902
>>161543638
What a shame.
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>>161544227
I take it he was agreeable?
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>>161544632
Oh my god! J.C.! A bomb!
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When Lambert, Eskel and Geralt play 'I have never...' in TW3 please tell me that the decisions in TW2 carry over!!!
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>>161544814
no. but you can just admit you've taken fisstech and fucked a SUCCubus.
then go to /x/ and ask them how to do it.
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>>161543494

What deck do you want to build?

A good starting site to look at is this one:
http://www.gwentdb.com/
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>>161544632
Electronic old men
s' cooool
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>>161537832
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>took out some deserters using axii execute axii execute etc
>can never reproduce an axii execute after that

Am I doing something wrong, what on earth
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>the unnatural red of triss's hair

I want gingers
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>>161545112
I'm pretty shit at card games because I enjoy playing whatever character is the coolest, so to speak.

Right now I use Radovid, but I suppose a monster deck would be pretty cool. Ultimately though I'd like to have one deck for every kingdom.
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>>161546001
i wonder whether her carpet matches the drapes
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>>161537250
I've heard Shani is going to be Silver next patch.
Won't resurrect medics and you won't be able to resurrect her.

Brett bad, desu.
She was good for those cards that need a golden trigger, like Siege towers, Ves, Margarita, the ballistas, etc.

Now? Meeeeeeeeh.
They really want us to use Philippa again, don't they?
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>>161543494
>>>/out/
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>>161546403
it has to!
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dubs gets my spare gwent key, I signed up with 3 emails and got in on all 3

No idea if everyone that signed up got one, or I just got super lucky

Either way, I have one left, put an email in your post (throwaway one or w/e)
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I said it yesterday and I'll say it today, I think I get like an epic a day.

And I only open 2-3 kegs a day.

I fear there will come a time when I won't get shit in the kegs. It's only fair...
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>you will never diddly the var attre girl, perhaps even her sister in a wild threesome
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>this is my first witcher game
>decided on deathmarch
>I can only ever find steel weapons, never silver
>Fighting level 9s and 10s at level 4 in shit gear

At least dark souls taught me to iframe
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>>161537832
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>defending some scavengers from a million ghouls
>bandits show up

Fuck this quest
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>>161551673
I don't remember bandits showing in that quest. You probably got unlucky or something
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Decided to play through this game again, am I better off doing a NG+ or just starting afresh?

Only advantage I can see is having loads of money and keeping my skill points while building my character further. Anyone tried?
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>>161551746
Deathmarch is a straight up bitch
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>>161551673
I seem to remember that there's some bandits nearby that you should kill before you start the quest.
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>>161535610
I am currently trying to make Kambi work, and I am llevel 87 - so it takes time to assemble enough good cards to make it even slightly usable.
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>>161537460
Oh fuck off, medic chains were the lifeblood of a powerful skellige deck.
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>>161551854
add smart human ai mod and upscaling and even eredin fight starts to become something of a challenge. not to say that fighting those flaming rose knights while in light armour yourself was a fucking pain in the ass.
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That moment when you give away your daughter to some elf-prick.
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gwent patchnote when
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>>161553783
Check Reddit
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>>161553161
H-he choking her?

> tfw no daddy witcher to choke u
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I've played 1 and 2 and I think this is one of the best series of videogames but dude, it's so easy to make witcher fans mad. I have a friend that gets super pissed whenever I tell him that DaS is better or something like that.
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>>161554483
He's giving her a necklace silly :3
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>>161555649
> tfw no hunky daddy to make you gifts

THERE IS NO END TO THIS PAIN
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>>161555649
It's clearly an accessory to her vibrating plug.
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Kayran - Devour 3 non-Gold units of your choice and absorb their Strength

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They really need to learn proper language.
DEVOUR what the fuck means?
My cards, enemy cards, or any card?
I hope that "devour" works only on my cards...
Beacuse if this crap can destroy 3 enemy creatures and also grow 20+ strenght on a gold border, jesus, what is this game already become? MTG?
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>>161556473
>20+ strenght on a gold border

What?
D. bomb and D. shackles will get rid of it.
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>>161556473
Are you completely unable to use contextual information? Of course it's only your own units, that's how the other monsters work as well.
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>>161553161
>implying i would ever.
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>>161555649
>>161554483
Seriously though, if you have read the books and are a lore nerd then the scene of Geralt giving her a necklace at Avallac'h's lab was eerie and creepy as fuck.
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>>161557752
Why tho
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so whats the best neutral card atm for 800 scraps ?
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I know you don't care about politics, but think of your WAIFUS!
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I want to make her hips bigger for child bearing
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>>161558405
but I actually enjoyed his politics a lot
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>>161558502
I just think it's funny how Dijkstra's plan to talk Geralt into assassination plot relies on playing the waifu card. Dijkstra knows Geralt holds his waifus dearly.
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>>161549181
Nice bait though im still waiting for my beta :(
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>>161549181
Check out these repeating digits.
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nothing like overseas plundering and springtime
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>>161558342
Decoy

By far.
>>161557752
I know, man. But don't forget that in one of the endings Ciri goes with Emhyr by her own volition.
That's crazy, man, crazy...
>>161558405
I expected something similar at the end of the quest.

He waits til everyone leaves the Parssiflora, then takes you to a table and starts explaining you how fucked up would be if they temerians give the north to Emhyr.
Instead you have his stupid scene in the theater and he asks you leave while he murders your pals.
>>161560440
>springtime
You mean spray tan?
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I'm having issues of waiting too long to use epidemic with a big units deck and it becoming a dead card, I don't want to pull the trigger too early but then his vulnerable 3 is blocked by some 1 weanies or a 3 priestess is saving something else and it annoys me
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Guys, how big is Witcher 3 with all expansions+DLC?
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>>161555846
Do you have sauce? This is really good.
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>>161562448
It's a huge game with massive amount of content, depending on your play style you can expect anywhere from 60-200+ hours
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>>161562448
Time, hard drive space, or map size?
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>>161562613
Ah, should have specified. Hard drive space.
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rate my f2p take on eithne control. ciri and aglais crafted, next up im thinking isengrim+thunderbolt and throwing away those fucking hawkers. lvl 12 atm
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>>161562448
Says it is 45 gigs here.
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>>161556660

>people running both of these when they will already need the space for Aard, not-Clear Skies, and other shit

You're crazy if you think that D. Shackles will see any play outside of meme decks. Unless of course you feel like taking 30+ cards and holding half Special Cards in your hand every game.
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>>161563523
Aight, thanks
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>>161561814
Running a monster deck?
I say, drop them as soon as you have a good target.

Against monsters, try using them in the riders.
Or if they put a single ''strong'' card in game, like Eredin or the ancient foglet.
Against Scoiatel, use them against the elven mercenaries. Seriously, take those away and he'll be forced to use Isengrim in the second round if you with the first one.
Against Skellige, don't know, but soon. As you say, priestess start appearing and then your Epidemic is just shit in your hand, Removing 4 points... Ridiculous.
A good move could be using them against the An Craite raiders / Svanrige. They are all 4 points in the first round and is kind of common to use Svanrige + Ermion to start putting the raiders in the table.

NR... don't know, they fluctuate a lot. Priscilla really fucks Epidemic. Medics and Nenneke too, to an extent.
>>161562567
https://www.instagram.com/koffeya/
?
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>>161563569
Who knows?
D, bomb is still good.
Don't know about the shackles, we might see them for a while.
>>161563329
You deck is gonna get shitted on after the patch.

Wouldn't Borkh screw you if you have H. support?
Other than that, is ok, is good, I wouldn't change anything.
Specially wouldn't craft Isegrim yet, cause he is going to change a lot in the next patch.
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>>161563721
>https://www.instagram.com/koffeya/
Thanks anon
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>>161534787
so is roach gonna be worth running after the patch, just as a deck thinner and free 3 power every round?
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>>161564390
Meh.
It depends of the rest of your deck.
I'd say no, all factions have ''better'' silver cards. And he won't be summoned from your opponents gold card, only yours.

MAYBE, you could use him in Skellige, adding the +2 from the shieldmisths, but I don't see anyone doing that anymore...
>>161564190
To U :3
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>>161563932
yeah borkh isnt optimal in this deck, but i opened him and figured he will still be better than anyone else, cute synergy with yaevinn. hawkers are too vulnerable so its not like they do anything but bait removal 9/10 times.

what are cdpr planning to smash in scoia?
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Now that all decks are going to have 3 Clear Skies and the new Geralt is a nice counter to weather immumity, what will be the next Monsters route?
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>what are cdpr planning to smash in scoia?
Your whole deck, literally. (Actually no, now that I look at it)

No more Scoiatel control.
A few cards, like commander's horn, Nature's gift or Decoy, will be retired from the game, you won't be able to use them again with Aglais.
Aglais will be 5 strength, I think.
Isengrim won't spawn a neophyte for every special card in your graveyard. Instead, you have to play him and then he will spawn 2 neophytes for every special you play.
Aeliren, a card that destroyed your neophytes and damaged the opponent, now is a buffing card. She buffs every Elf card with a +1 and she spawns immediately from your deck if you have 5 or more elfs in your side.
Tremor will damage all non gold cards, yours included.

So yeah, big changes. I would advise to save the scraps until the patch notes are published.
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>>161566079
>what will be the next Monsters route
The current route: Gravediggers.

You don't find weather monster decks in the top decks now, but there are a few that rely on big monsters + griffins + Caretaker.
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>>161566304
Is that a thing? They have no way to get card advantage and are easily shutted down by frost
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>>161566570
Avalach, ciri and pic related
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>>161561008
>>161558298
Why the foreshadowing is eerie? In the context of the game - do you remember when Baron wanted Geralt to give Tamara that doll in order for to "remember where she belongs"? Well, provided that giving Ciri Lara's necklace contributes to her not returning to Geralt's world at the bad ending, the necklace imo is to be interpreted in the same way as the doll - a reminder of where she belongs with her elven blood. The entire Baron-Tamara relationship is like a foreshadowing for the sad version of Ciri-Geralt, so there's that.

Considering the books and the way CDPR interpreted/wrote Avallac'h - giving Ciri the necklace is as if a) encouraging her to take whatever conflicted feelings she/he has developed for him/her seriously, b) handing her fate and body over to the elves, and especially to THE elf who has a hard time distinguishing between her and his former lover - but who also would not mind at all if Ciri would get with a child that would subsequently be under their influence (the easiest way to ensure that is to simply let the father be one of the aen elle); and add to that that Avallac'h with his special genes was initially intended to be the 'other half' of the culmination of their genetic experiment.

I am glad they actually put that option in; otherwise the allusions to just how twisted Ciri's storyline via the elves actually is would have disappeared altogether.

Doesn't make it any less uncomfortable though.
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>>161566765
Ciri is going to be nerfed, Avallac'h is ok, and Archgriffin is useless if your buffed unit just become a 4 again
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>>161566984
getting dopplers or some shit excuse for monster spies would be great, they need it or some other mechanic to even it out
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>>161566570
>easily shutted down by frost
Weeeell, I run one of those decks and I have to tell you, I beat most of the weather monster decks even thou I don't carry any anti-weather card.
All I have is a D.bomb and two ancient foglets.
Same with ST control that use Aeromancy -> Frost. No problem.
>>161566984
>Ciri is going to be nerfed
Doesn't matter. She is there only for card advantage.
> if your buffed unit just become a 4 again
Most people don't give a damn about the ghouls.
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>>161568669
I experimented with bomb, it hurt me in as many games as it won for me if I was forced to rely on ghouls, toad, and swallow in R3
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>>161563932

I won't argue that D. Bomb is still good, but you are talking about taking at least one other card, since Shackles is a Bronze. So, what, are we talking about taking two or three Shackles just so we have a higher chance of syngerizing them with Bomb? It seems like a shit load of wasted deck space.

That being said, I can easily see someone running a Monster deck with Shackles and Kayran.

>1st turn
>consume three
>opponent passes
>D. Shackles
>Kayran stays

That seems like a very potent combo.
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>>161568904
I plan to swap it for a clear skies as soon as the new patch kicks in.

I usually use the bomb early against some NR decks or some control ST, to eliminate the damage from the big guys.
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i just got harald from a pack
is there gonna be a good harald deck after the patch? haven't really played much skellige
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>>161566304
>The current route: Gravediggers.

Nigga what? Caretaker is somehow the lynchpin of your entire deck? In what world?
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>>161568948
Shackles doesn't depromote golds that were gold from the get go i don't think.
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>>161569214

>Tremors
>Harald
>Warcry

Congrats, you've just eliminated most of your opponent's board assuming they aren't running just a few big cards.
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>>161569349
does haralds effect on wounded creatures only affect the enemy board? the descriptions i saw from the stream didn't make it clear
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>NR plays Ciri on round one and passes
>I destroy him with adrenaline rush as ST and he doesn't GG back
Something feels off.
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>>161569584
Still not seeing the viability of Caretaker.

you're going to have to explain how this actually works.
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>>161569254
Stealing from your opponent's graveyard with your griffons is part of the strategy.
Also ghouls.
>>161569214

Harald will damage all enemy cards (Except non gold,s I think?) for 2 points, and damaged cards for 3 points.

He is gonna be okay. Depending of the situation, better than Crach.
>>161569461
Right now, it only affects wounded cards
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>>161569254
I the current world where control decks and medics don't give any fucks if their rows are all 1s or dead as long as you don't have anything either
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>>161569292

I just checked the stream, if you use promote or some shit on a non-Gold card, it will completely reset the card. But if you just use it on a standard Gold card, it will only remove the borders.
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>>161569801

I am only seeing it viable against Skell Medic decks. Weather decks can easily handle NR Medic decks. But even then, this deck only seems to be useful in that one instance now -- not later when Medics are nerfed.
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>>161569752
What is what you don't see?

Only time the Caretaker is bad is against ST, cause they have 0 valuable cards.
Best you can do is get a blue mountain commando.

I usually steal the enemy's Eredin or Frost giant. I steal Sigfrida or queensguard from Skellige (Btw, if you steal the queensguard with the griffons and they play one with the caretaker, all come from your graveyard, so that's like 12 extra points that you get and steal from your rival).
NR give me depromoted cards, like the BB, or Nenneke/Priscilla at worst.

And not only you get an extra card, you deny your opponent from using it.
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>>161570215
Sorry, just woke up and I write like shit...

But you get the idea, stealing from the enemy's graveyard is great.
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MORE CIRI!

PLEASE!
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Damn, I just got Aelirenn as a victory reward, that's the first time I've gotten an epic card from that. Not sure how thrilled I am with the impending change to the card, but still.
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>>161570986
Fake Ciri > Falka
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When is the next patch released anyway?
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>you'll never re-watch for the first time ANTR
;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly69catDsU4
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>have a really interesting, close match
>opponent disconnects
ffs, they have to fix this. I'd rather have a close loss than a free win like this.

On another note, it's hard to hold off on buying kegs before the new cards arrive.
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>>161556473

>Play Sigdrifa
>Ressurect Priestress of Freya
>Ressurect one Shieldmaid
>She ressurects 2 others in your graveyard
>25 Points with one card
>Play Kayran net round
>Devour all Handmaidens for 15 buff
>Play Priiestress of freya again and bring back all shieldmaids

Could be good but shackles and D-Bomb

Also why did they nerf Madman Lugos even more holy shit
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>>161575596
>tfw she'll never succ me ;_;
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>>161575596
iktfb. It's one of my favourite trailers of all time.
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>>161575596
>tfw you'll actually never play this contract.
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>>161576423
This. Fucking hell it would have been so good.
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>start playing TW3
>have quite a hard time in normal difficulty but grind my way through it
>suddenly quest with Keira
>the level 6 Gargoyle is raping my asshole
>bullshit AoE attack keeps detroying me
>can't fucking evade because bindings are dogshit
>seriously who thought left alt for dodging was a good idea ?
>decide to switch to pad
>after two tries getting used to the new controls I destroy the gargoyle
>completely push the wild cunt's shit in
>evade like mohammed ali on a ring as I cast my quen and chain him with light attacks
>now have tons of fun and a much easier time

How can anyone play this game with k/m ?
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>>161577418
Whining, whining, whining... all anyone ever hears is whining... why is the reality like this and not elsewise.... jeez.
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>>161577418
How do you even have an hard time in normal difficulty ?
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>>161578051
Started teh game recently, Just die to things when I get careless and dont learn their patterns.

Quen is fucking great
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>>161566778
they wouldn't make a bad couple though :)
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>>161577418
By not sucking? K/M is clearly superior if you're used to it.
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>>161577418
keyboard and mouse are perfectly ok, the targeting system could use some work tho
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Just read The Last Wish, moving on to Sword of Destiny. Should I go for the official or fan translation? Haven't read good things about David French...
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>>161577897
I'm only complaining about the K/M setup, game is really great otherwise
>>161578256
>>161578663
>K/M is great it's you you suck

And how exactly ? Bindings are fucking everywhere I'd need to have 7 boneless fingers to be as efficient as I am with the pad

>>161578209
Who are you ?
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>>161579579
have you tried...rebinding them?
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>>161580153
Yes I tried. I tried putting dodge to capslock or another key near the movement fingers but the fact is that it's still less pleasant than having a stick for movement and the other thumb dedicated to attack and dodging. I mean holy shit I can only use my little finger in coordination with the rest so much
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>>161579579
I think you just have stubby fingers, I have no issue reaching everything. You can obviously also do what >>161580153 says.
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>>161580461
I have pretty long fingers and played piano for 6 years so they're not really stubby
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>>161580615
Then I have no idea how you have issues, because mine are slightly below average. Maybe yours are too long for your keyboard?
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>>161580763
No it's just the overall comfort and configuration. I mean having to use the little finger for something as crucial as dodging is idiotic. Can't put it to A or E because you need those all the fucking time, only one that could have worked now that I think about it is the mouse wheel but it's too late and I can't go back from this sweet pad
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>>161580935
Then I think it's just about what you're used to and how much you use a keyboard. I'm a programmer, so I've used the modifier keys with my little finger a fuckload, in addition to loads of FPS using it. It's a completely ingrained motor pattern by now.
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>>161534787
Replaying Witcher 3

What was that about some thingy or something you have to bring Yennefer to make her happy?

Was that a meme?
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>>161581751
does anyone know, if she drops you in the lake when you piss her off, can you go back and annoy her again and does she do anything else?
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>>161579089
Official for sure, the fan translation was garbage, and no joke, some parts were barely legible. It's true that the official ones aren't very good (Tower of the Swallow in particular was very poorly edited), but they're still miles above the fan translations.
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Dunno folks what you're on about the weather deck not working anymore (might not after the patch) - Dagon is still winning me pretty much everything (mind it's a successful hybrid-weather deck, not pure weather).
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>>161581751
You can only give her two things, first the bird skull from the intro cinematic which you can pick up at the beginning at the place where Geralt and Vesemir camped, and second Philippa's crystal which you can keep until you meet Yennefer and then give it to her. Neither really makes her particularly happy though so it might have been a meme.

>>161582295
Nope, you got what you deserved for romancing the diarrhea girl.
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Also, folks, why does a single adrenaline rush allow to keep the grand old foglet on the table throughout three rounds when adrenaline rush is played only once in the first round?
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>>161583273
Only Triss gets inordinately happy when you give her her earring. Yen's 'bitch what?'.
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>>161583921
If the ancient foglet gets selected for transfer and not another unit, the effect comes with it (if that's what you're talking about). Otherwise two would stay. This is changing with the next patch. AR'd units can't be selected to stay anymore, and will just stay normally, with the AR going away.
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I hope Lydia van brevort's premium card goes back and forth between her illusion and real fucked up face
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>>161584081
Yen appreciates it if you give her the crystal but why should she give a fuck about the skull? It's just a discarded weapon that reminds her of the time she almost got caught between two armies, no good memories there.
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Am I an idiot or does sharpening look like shit?

Is there something wrong with my computer or screen?
Did I not turn on/ off some option in graphics card thingy?
Is it an option intended for 4k monitors?

Pic related is sharpening off (rest is on ultra)
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>>161585153
and this is sharpening on high
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>>161585338
unsharpened looks blurred to shit when directly compared
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Anyone else suddenly not getting GGs? I haven't gotten one in 6 games now, and I lost two of those.
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>>161585516
Yeah but if you enlarge the high sharpening image it has no color and there's jaggies everywhere

and the jaggies move, too

I might set it to low
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>>161585153
On that resolution, yes, sharpening on high looks like shit UNLESS you have some sort of a reshade preset combined with it (which would be dumb, given that usually reshade presets already add their own brand of sharpening - and then balance it out).
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>>161585153
>>161585338
It's been a while since I played and I don't remember it looking that shit but I never liked it myself either. Maybe try low sharpening if you really must have it or just look for a sweetfx that's to your liking. TW2 also had a really ugly sharpening filter except you couldn't even turn it off from the settings, you had to manually edit the ini file to disable it.
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>>161582778
Thanks anon, I'll follow your advice.
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>game has zero replay ability
>autists still talking about it
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>>161588507
> Ge'els
> Foglet swarm

He deserves it.

Maybe Arachas swarm could work in the next patch. That is, assuming they don't Lacerate you whole row.
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>>161590936
>implying
There are many endings and different choices, ya cunt.
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>start playing gwent
>baron keeps spamming spies and gets 4+ cards than me

I managed to beat him on the third try but holy shit you're really screwed if you don't have any spies in your deck, the sheer advantage you take with it is crazy.
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>>161594579
W3 gwent is literally just spy vs spy.
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>>161594765
That comforts me a little, but it's a bit sad from a balance and playstyle point of view
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Would you kick her out of bed?
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>nowweshallsewhoisweaknowweshallsewhoisweaknowweshallsewhoisweaknowweshallsewhoisweaknowweshallsewhoisweak
>will never hear this again after the patch
I miss it already.
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Do you think after the patch that toruveil will trigger aelirenn? I can see that being totally bs with vriehedd dragoons.
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>>161597289
It'd make sense if she does, seeing as she should get the elf tag.
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When will the next patch occur?
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>page triss is a cutie pie
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>page shani is the best waifu available
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>Blood and Wine won

Fuggin' kek
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>still winning awards a year after release
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God damn the cave trolls in this game are adorably stupid.
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>>161612964
My first run I made sure not to kill them unless I absolutely had to. I would feel horrible killing them.
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>>161615000
Once they're maneaters, you gotta put them down. I liked the cheeky fucker in the Redanian fort, but he'd got a taste for manflesh.
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>>161615259
You know, I somehow always turn into a human-hating witcher whenever I start thinking about Geralt's position and the politics of this world.
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Does it matter what kind of outfit you wear in Matter of Life and Death? I prefer the Skellige style of shirt to the Nilf.
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nothing like overseas plundering and springtime
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Why did Triss and the other mages need to buy a boat? Why couldn't they just teleport?
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>>161624586
I guess teleportation is a complex spell reserved for higher end mages and sorceresses, the people Triss is helping are low tier mages and some like Albert Vegelbud aren't even that. Triss would have no problem teleporting herself out, but she cant teleport them with her. Yen says at one point that she can't teleport Geralt, her and Uma at the same time and she's a very powerful sorceress, so it's not that simple as is seems.
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>>161577418
not all men are created equal
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>>161590936
B-but i play gwent anon shitposter-kun
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>Make adjustments to deck yesterday
>Play like 20 games
>Winrate suddenly explodes
>Think is a good deck
>Play today
>Suddenly lose streak

Normally i never forfeit but after playing Birna Bran and getting 3 Goldcards and 1 Last Wish i didnt want to play anymore
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>>161610823
really?
was 2016 that shit of year in vidya?
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>come back to general after several months
>trissposter still nonstop posting
are you fucking kidding me?
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Hi /wtc/, /sp/ here.

I played Witcher when it originally came out and beat it before any expansions came out. I just bought the GotY edition to try out everything that is new, I just had a couple questions.

I'm a Trissfag (cucks kys), but was going to pick Yen in my new playthrough. Do either of them receive more or less content than the other in the expansions? I want to see as much of the game as possible so if it's futile to pick a certain one I would appreciate knowing.

Which decision is correct in Crones vs. muh ebil black horse? I originally freed the tree spirit because I was so unnerved by PizzaGate Crones eating kids.

Anything else I should know specifically before starting a new game as well? Thanks lads.
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>>161636160
He has literally nothing else to do.
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t. carl the cuck
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>>161636358
>Do either of them receive more or less content than the other in the expansions?
No
>Which decision is correct in Crones vs. muh ebil black horse?
There is no correct choice. Just do shit you haven't done before. HoS is the best content anyway.
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>>161636358
>I want to see as much of the game as possible so if it's futile to pick a certain one I would appreciate knowing.

First of all, hang yourself for liking Triss. Second of all, if you want the most of the game, just romance 'em both, you'll get a surprise at the end.

>I was so unnerved by PizzaGate Crones eating kids.
kek'd
it's up to you desu, you have a different ending with the baron and his wife if you kill the spirit.

>Anything else I should know specifically before starting a new game as well?
Are you on PC, if so you should install some mods.
Also, start HoS right after the battle of Kaer Morhen and BaW after you finish the game.
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how the hell do i get a gwent beta invite? i signed up at the announcement months ago and i haven't received fuck all.
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>>161636514
It's not that I prefer Triss (well I do), it's just immersion breaking to imagine based Geralt as a cuckold. To each his own though.

And nigga I ain't wooing them both, Geralt deserves love post-game.

I'll probably side with the Baron again because of the same reason.

I am playing on PC. Any must-have mods? Any decent graphical updates/sweetfx to use? I have a 1080 and would like to put it to use.

Thanks bud.
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Help me bros, Witcher 3 is literally perfect from start to finish, from top to bottom, no other game can compare. After finishing this game, every other game feels juvenile and incompetent in comparison. Nothing will ever fill the void that finishing Witcher 3 has left into my soul. Knowing that there will never be Witcher 3-II is slowly driving me insane. I have no purpose left if I can't be Geralt anymore. Help...
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>>161636563
They just recently finished inviting everyone who signed up during summer I think. There's probably a lot of people in the queue in front of you.
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>>161636601
>cuckold
wut?
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>>161636962
Yen whores around whenever she and Geralt are separated

Triss may be a manipulative cunt but lesserofthetwoevils.jpg
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>>161636992
>Yen whores around whenever she and Geralt are separated
While Geralt remains pure and chaste, waiting for her return?
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>>161610823
>People still saying the story was amazing in Blood and Wine
When will this meme end?
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>>161637037
A key that unlocks many locks is a good key
A lock that is unlocked by many keys is a bad lock

The chinese figured this shit out like 2,000 years ago
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>>161636992
Triss supported the idea of turning Ciri into a cumdumpster for some random prince, I can't see Geralt wanting to be with some traitorous bitch who puts her own ambitions above his daughter. Even in the game Triss fucks off to Kovir for muh career while everyone else helps to search for Ciri.
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this thread needs more TRISS, bonus points for r34
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>>161637074
>A key that unlocks many locks is a good key
>A lock that is unlocked by many keys is a bad lock

> Tips fedora*
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>>161637223
:3
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>>161637412
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>>161636992
when? i only remember istredd the rest were when they were broken up. geralt has cheated on yen much more.
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>tfw your favorite series has a shit community
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>badly photoshoped low res screenshots of an ugly whore
I miss 4k anon.
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>>161637623
She slept with Crach while she was being sheltered under him while she was looking for Vilgefortz or something like that.
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I want the patch now! I want to buy kegs again!
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>>161636693
replay it
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>>161637752

Imagine being fan of Minecraft
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>>161637953
whut?

Nah, they had an affair when Crach was younger.
Crach asks for a quick fuck at some point, but she says no.

In any case, she was also looking for some young guy to fuck during Beletin or something like that...
>>161637964
Wait for the wipe, you maggot.
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>>161637445
Damn she looks ugly.
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>>161635486
>I am playing on PC. Any must-have mods?
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>>161638426
meant for
>>161636601

fugg
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>>161638289
The wipe is eternities away if it happens, and I meant buying with gold, not real money, if that wasn't clear.
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>>16163713
>Triss supported the idea of turning Ciri into a cumdumpster for some random prince.

Yennefer didn't do anything to stop it.

>who puts her own ambitions above his daughter.

Yennefer chose her retarded teacher over Geralt & Ciri and used "her daughter" as a tool.
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So Gwent related question:

>Whch level are you guys

>What deck do you play

>What do you expect from the next patch

>How many scraps do you have
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>>161638426
STLM
All Quest Objectives on Map
Auto Apply Oils
Crow's Perch and Hattori Fast Travel
Ciri mods Pack
Immersive Cam
Indestructible Items
Lore Friendly Witchers
More money for traders
Skip Movies
HD Reworked Project
Vaginas for Everyone
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>>161638426
>>161638481
There really is no need for mods.
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>>161638608
god bless
>>161638632
As I already beat vanilla, even if just graphical improvement mods are a benefit, much less some of the QoL ones that anon posted.
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>>161638708
have fun anon
did you read the books? Played the other games?
Really add to the experience, especially with Blood and Wine.
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>>161638512
wait there is gonna be a wipe? why the fuck can i buy kegs then? am i basically paying for nothing im just throwing money away?
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>>161638783
I haven't. I plan on it, but I'm an alcoholic and I can't focus on books while I'm drunk, I have to kick the habit before I can read for leisure again.

I really enjoy the lore, and I'll certainly get around to it.
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>>161638426
Triss Companion mod :3
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>>161638754
>geralt without long hair
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>>161639318
My Geralt likes to change his hairstyles to keep his appearance fresh for Trissfu :3
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>>161638828
You'll get the kegs back if they were paid for with real money, and the wipe is only "maybe if it's really necessary".
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>>161638512
>The wipe is eternities away
Nah.
If it doesn't happen before 2017, it won't happen.
It would be a terrible idea to reset everything after +3 months.
> and I meant buying with gold
Oh, ore? Yeah, sure, wait if you want.

Will the cards come in the next patch? Or the one after it?
>>161638828
Probably.
If you buy kegs, you'll have them after the wipe. Ready to be open again. Just like your momma's legs.
>>161638578

> 91
> Whatever I feel like Skellige and Graverobbing monsters
> End of cheesy strategies. Kick in the nuts to the NR.
> ~900 right now. I'm waiting to see if Geralt Aard is worth crafting.
> I wanted Yennefer for my NR, but I don't think it could work after the patch. My other options are either Last wish or Aeromancy.
> I don't like Last Wish, but Aeromancy will be shit cause everyone will be carrying Clear Skies
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>>161639970
>If it doesn't happen before 2017, it won't happen.
I'm not so sure about that myself. I only want a chance of getting some of the new cards in a keg anyway, before I get to crafting. The more strategies I get to try out before an eventual wipe the happier I am.
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holy shit these statues look fucking incredible
here the full album imgur.com/a/TkIyQ
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>>161640279
damn, they looked far worse before
nice
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>>161640304
well, they are around a 1000$ each, but the faces are so damn good, yen and triss especially.
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>>161640469
What ? I thought those where the Dark Horse one.
Fucking hell that's a lot of money.
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>>161638542
>Yennefer didn't do anything to stop it.
She was blackmailed into joining the Lodge and framed as a the traitor the north, not much she could do at first but the moment she had the chance she escaped to save Ciri.

>Yennefer chose her retarded teacher over Geralt & Ciri and used "her daughter" as a tool.
No, she trusted her mother figure and thought that bringing Ciri would help calm things down. Tissaia knew she had fucked up big, hence her immediate suicide afterwards. And later Yennefer paid back for her mistake by enduring months of torture while never breathing a word about Ciri. And in the end she gave up her life trying to heal Geralt.

Triss is shit and your retarded understanding of the books (which you probably got from the wiki) doesn't change that lmao.
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>>161640394
now with paint 100% resistant to cum

>>161640516
these are prima 1, but yeah, too expensive
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>>161640561
>Triss is shit
Nah, Triss is the most intriguing character in the series.
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>>161640670
top lel
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>>161640741
She is, her character arc and the growth she shows, as well as her unique combination of flaws and qualities make her my favorite woman of TW series. There are many layers to Triss and I love them all.
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>>161640670
You've got a pretty weak bait over there buddy.
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>>161640561
>No, she trusted her mother figure and thought that bringing Ciri would help calm things down.

She risked the life of Ciri and Geralt for political reasons.

>while never breathing a word about Ciri.

She didn't know anything about Ciri and she located Geralt for Vilgefortz immediately.

>And in the end she gave up her life trying to heal Geralt.

It was too late and useless.

>Triss is shit

I didn't say anything about Triss. They're both shit.
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>>161640951
It's not a bait, like I said, Triss has a very unique set of qualities and flaws, she can be kind, naive, funny, but also manipulative, jealous and treacherous. She is insecure but she can also take charge when the situation forces her. She is developing throughout the series, showing constant growth. I enjoy seeing her make mistakes and making up for them. I find her personal conflicts, obsession with Geralt, as well as her relationship with the Lodge interesting. Triss is fascinating.
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>>161641208
Write a thesis on Triss?
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>>161641023
>She risked the life of Ciri and Geralt for political reasons.
Nope, that's Triss who failed to mentioned the imminent coup to either Geralt or Yennefer while having the full knowledge that shit was going to go down.

>She didn't know anything about Ciri and she located Geralt for Vilgefortz immediately.
She didn't know anything about either of them. She intentionally blocked Vilgefortz from getting information about Ciri and only cracked when it came to Geralt after she'd been tortured enough. Even Vilgefortz was impressed by her fortitude.

>It was too late and useless.
Yeah, you can't cure a fatal wound, but by giving up her life she ended up by Geralt's side in the afterlife for all eternity. Good deal in the end.
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>>161641275
Nah, I'm shit at writing, especially in English, I would rather just continue to serve Trissfu as I did so far.
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>>161641023
>She risked the life of Ciri and Geralt for political reasons

Muh niggah.
Yennefer is the most apolitical sorceress in the books.
And in the videogames.
I think only Rita (And Tissaia, but she ded) is at her same level.
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>>161641460
>I'm shit at writing
Who is really surprised.
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>>161642245
What is important is that I speak from the heart, and to be honest it's hard confining my love for Triss into mere words, it's so much more than that.
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>>161642370
>"I'm a retarded obsessed autist"
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>>161642245
kek
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>starting armor set is the best looking one in the game

Why is this shit allowed?
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>>161642441
When did I ever deny that, I proudly embrace my feelings for Trissfu :3
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>>161642485
This i wish we had transmogrification like in wow or something
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>>161642485

> Not Nilfgaard armor
> Not Undvik armor
> Not wolf school armor
> Not cat school armor
> Not bear school armor
> Not manticore school armor

Shit taste, mate.
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How did Blood and Wine got the best RPG award? It was average desu
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>>161641385
>Nope, that's Triss who failed to mentioned the imminent coup to either Geralt or Yennefer while having the full knowledge that shit was going to go down.

The coup was over but Tissaia and Yennefer fucked up everything for "muh neutrality".
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>>161642958
I imagine it was an award aimed at the Witcher 3 as a whole, B&W got it in name because it was the only part released this year.
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>>161642958
Shits rigged
Witcher shoulda won goty
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>>161642958
>witcher 3 is perfect
>blood and wine does everything witcher 3 did even better
Gee, I wonder why it got awarded.
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>>161643047
>I imagine it was an award aimed at the Witcher 3 as a whole

Witcher 3 is a horrible RPG.
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>>161643126
>witcher 3 is perfect
>blood and wine does everything witcher 3 did even better
how does marcin's dick taste like? you like that polish sausage? kys you shill faggot
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>>161643439
Nah, that should have been D44M. The fact that Owerwatch won anything is just sad.
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>>161643509
For >>161643072. I just keep fucking up.
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>>161643475
>literally everyone including the gamers and gaming press are united in their love for the game
>vocal minority trolls still trying to pretend that the game isn't perfect
Lol keep trying, not like anyone gives a shit about your stupid opinions anyway.
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>>161643126
>>witcher 3 is perfect

No it's not. It's an unfinished mess.
Fuck off shill.
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> Play Monsters against Skellige
> Steal Sigfrida and use it to resurrect Eredin
> Insta forfeit
Fuck me, I love this deck.

I don't know how the patch will affect it, thou.
In one hand, not much. I may even consider swapping Eredin for Dagon (for the new Clear skies). But the Dimeritium sackles might disrupt my buffing.

>>161643651
Is not perfect.

Is a great game. A game that I personally love and that will have a special place in my heart forever :3
But is not perfect.
>>161642958
>It was average desu
Perhaps there wasn't anything better...?
>>161643430
Kind of.
Falls more under adventure/story driven/rpg
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>>161643651
people like you are the reason we didn't get enhanced edition, take marcin's dick out of you mouth for a second, wipe that jizz from your eyes and see what a shilling piece of shit you are. the game is not fucking perfect, it's far from it
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this was pretty funny, each turn he was matching my buff exactly so i was unable to use epidemic

...until he ran out of potions and placed ciri.
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>>161644031
I don't agree, the game is a masterpiece, I've never played anything as good before.

>>161643898
>>161644047
As I said, people like you are just a vocal (and bitter) minority. I don't know what CDPR did to hurt you this much but everything wil be okay, just let the love flow through you.

Also rememeber, the game got 251 GOTYs and has an unanimous 10/10 in user scores (some fluctuation is caused by trolls and bitter FO4 fans). This is the best game of all time, end of story.
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>>161644438

>Epidemic

Man i stoped using that 6 days after the beta opened tbqh
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>>161644620
It's actually really good in/against certain decks. I also guess that it's going to get used more after the patch.
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>>161644620
You made a mistake.

Is invaluable in decks with big numbers or that focus on gold.
I've been able to clean a board with a bunch of Skelllige cards just by using Epidemic.

The problem is that if you use it to late, you'll only kill shitty medics or Priscilla or whatever.
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>>161644620
I agree with you it's generally a bad card, but it fits my deck very well. Taking one buffed up weather-immune monster through all three rounds. Red potions = 24 points, blue potions = 12 points. Mathematically it beats absolutely everyone who doesn't scorch/d-bomb.

I'm good at recovering from scorchh once, the math is 2 gud. twice and I lose though.
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>>161645361
Milva, Borkh and Dimeritium bomb could destroy you, man.

What do you do in those cases.
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>>161645936
i lose whenever i get fooked twice. but I'm telling you i've recovered from losing my unit once, many many times.
everyone has their percentage chance that they'll lose, I lose when specific cards come up too often.
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The full patch notes are out:

https://playgwent.com/en/news?3700#3700
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>>161647463
Damnb, for what I'm reading, Skellige got nerfed as much as it was buffed...
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>>161647463
>"Promotion" changes: converting units to Gold no longer sets current strength as new base strength. Also, the unit will revert from Gold to its original color when destroyed or at the end of the current round. Upon entering the graveyard both gold status and all buffs are removed.
funny this messed me up today when i tried to revive a unit i had promoted to gold.
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>>161647463
>Changed rarity of Wolves, Eredin and Wild Hunt Minion to Epic
I wonder what the point of this is.
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>>161649472
doubt it means anything, just to match the rarity of card that spawned them.
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>>161642929
>not keeping the same armor throughout the game
what a fucking pleb you are
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>>161647463
Question:

Is there any use for Best boi card?
He is shit in Skellige.
He is shit in NR

Who is going to love him now?
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>>161647463
>Added Frost Immunity to Mahakam Guard.
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea ? the card is already overpowered
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>>161650020
That's the guy that buffs, not the one that stays on the board.
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>>161650196
You mean the one that keeps raping me ?
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>>161650236
> raped by dwarf decks

You probably deserve it.
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>>161650236
How? I don't see anyone playing pure dwarfs right now because they're not that good. They're probably trying to make them viable.
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>>161650301
Yeah, I suck at the game but they're always playing the three Mahakam dwarves together.
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>>161650542
You know... you can kill the three with Lacerate?

Seriously, just look at the notes. They are so shit they gave them a buff.

What deck are you playing, anon.
If they annoy you so much you could always pack a frost.
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>>161642485
Use this mod
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/707/?
Also this because the rextextures of Blood and Wine to give the option to dye the witcher armors made them look like shit
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1536/?
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Will you tell me a bedtime story?
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so do we get full disenchant value for the cards that get changed??
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So is Gwent actually good?
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>>161657265
Fun for the first few level.
Get pretty boring quicly imo, in the game Gwent had quests in relation with the "real" game.
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>>161657265
Wait until single player campaigns are introduced - then it should get interesting. At the moment it caters to people's hoarding instincts and quick-task-reward system.
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>>161656845
Ho ho ho... No.
>>161657265
Kind of.
Yeah. There is some love in it. Is quick, lot's of possibilities, good music, etc, etc.

But only during the ''sweet spot''.
The sweet spot starts when the MMR finally starts to work correctly. And ends when you start facing the same meta decks over and over again...

Is between level 12 and 60, usually.
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SHE BELONGS TO DADDY!
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I want to spread Ciri's smegma on a slice of bread and eat it :3
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>>161660007
mmmmhm with some toast and garlic.
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What is this buff about? How did I got it?
(Blood and wine)
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>>161661179
probably a damage or health buff. check char sheet to see.
have you got the Aerondight?
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>try b&w for the first time
>get manticore gear and make an oil/bomb build with euphoria
>get to a hanse and absolutely decimate everything within 5 seconds
Hahahaha holy shit this is so broken.

Also is did I not come across one yet or is there no brothel in Toussaint?
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>>161659841
Not only; Avallac'h says as much to Geralt under Mount Gorgon, basically telling him to back off.
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>>161662915
There is, I guess it's the one Angouleme talked about. It's on the harbor.
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never thought this strat would work tb(h)
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>>161663107
Ah, never ventured around there, will check it out. Thanks.
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sometimes when i need poopoo i hold it in because i cba to go (its such a pain desu because its nto just the poo but then ive got to wash my asshole to make it clean and put a finger slightly up my ass to make sure theres no traces of poopoo around my hole (have to avoid skid marks) and then my hands often smell a bit like poopoo for a while)

im just wondering if i had a sorceress gf would she know when i needed to poopoo? would she know when i was holding it in? how embarrasing how could you waifu someone that would always know everything about your bodily functions due to their mind reading ability awful desu
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>>161665674
sorceress have to poopoo too, nothing embarrassing about that
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>>161666104
it is when your waifu knows about it every single time you need to go
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>>161661179
Perhaps you touched the statue's balls.
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>>161666394
i stop there to rub it daily.
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>>161640279
geralt grabbing his dick in this last picture?
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>>161666347
maybe they have to go at the same time so you can poopoo together
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>>161640279
>no closeups on the eredin one

it's not fair
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>>161666576
Well, he is next to Yennefer and Triss and Ciri, they can even make a statue get a boner.
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>>161666830
Here you go, Eredinfag. Seriously though, the faces are so fucking good, I can't believe how good Triss and Yen look like.
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>>161667148
That's a look that says "JUST"
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>>161667315
>I've travelled across dimensions, trying to save my people and it all came to some two-bit mercenary mutant slicing my head off, where did it all go wrong? Should I not have been so edgy?
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>>161644031

What's the deck?
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>>161669018
What deck?
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playing ST is pretty fun when you actually get some decent cards. Mirror matches are both sides bouncing their units around and trying to guess the ambushers.
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>>161669412

The one in the screenshot.
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PATCH NOTES, official ones this time

https://playgwent.com/en/news?3700#3700
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>>161671270
>"Medic" category is now known as "Permadeath". "Permadeath" units cannot be ressurected.
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>>161671832
I think this confirmed medic chains are dead unless they add a permadeath exception to sig/resotration
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In which book is Geralt's potential as a sorcerer mentioned?
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>>161672132
Time of Contempt talks a bit about it when he talks with vilgefortz
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>>161637623
>geralt has cheated on yen much more
Weak bait.
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>>161673057
I don't remember Yen fucking a guy during months in Toussaint.
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>page trissfu
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>>161670720
Some deck I created cause I got The Caretaker in a keg.

A few griffons, some fiends, two ghouls, Giant toad, two ancient foglets, lots of epidemic, the 3 witchers, 2 swallow potions, Manticore, Igni, Ciri, Caretaker, Imlerith, Decoy....

It really works.
Is devastating against Eithné control, cause I can destroy all of the mercenary elfs they put in the table.
Is amazing against Skellige, as long as I can get the caretaker or the griffons.
Decent against other monster weather decks.
Decent against NR Radovid control. They tend to put the Bloody Baron and demote him, so is a good idea to try to win the first round and steal it from the graveyard.
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Why are all mages absolutely awful people?
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why does no one use her
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>>161684114
I do.
She's a fucking shit card if you don't have lacerate.
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Who is stronger, Philippa or Yennefer?
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How long until I have forgotten the content of everything and I can live through the experience again?
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>>161684114

I've had her used against me five times in the past two days. Plenty of people do. Granted, I've gotten lucky 3 out of said 5 times because I've had a Swallow on hand to protect my ass against Lacerate or Tremors.
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>>161641208
>>161641460
>>161642370
>>161642520

Aren't u the same autist that keeps posting those blurry/watercolouredish images of triss in everythread to hide her wrinkles?
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>>161690346
I adore her wrinkles and freckles and all the small imperfections, the filter is there for the fairytail effect.
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Who's yen again? Oh some bitch...
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>page triss puregold
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>>161682623
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS
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This is strange, the main patch still isn't out, but some kinda stealth-patch must have been applied sometime in the past couple hours.

These guys aren't going 10/10/10 anymore and I'm getting my butt kicked in matchmaking over and over all of a sudden, while I had a super high winrate before.
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What is your favorite deck to use?
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>>161700484
they are going to 10/10/10 for me when using Reinforcement
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>>161704260
Also, I just demoted one and copied it with Foltest, this is the result

kek
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>we both burn all of our cards in round 2
>I topdeck caretaker and dig up his sheldon skaggs
>he plays isengrim and wins by 1

patch can't come soon enough
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>>161684114
Many do.

Radovid control particularly. And the tactic will still be viable after the patch.
Don't you see any Mad Rad Control?
>>161688854
Philippa :3
>>161700484
They don't go to 10 if you use Reaver scouts or any other shit.
Only happens with reinforcements.
They don't know how to fix, that's why they made the card 6 basic points and eliminated the +2 when 3 appear.
Now only gets +2 when made gold cause MR passive.
>>161708224
Agree.
But now the neophytes swarm will happen in the first round.
+ Aelirenn will autosummon from deck
+ Toruviel a must and might your ass cause she is +2 to other cards in the row and there could a fucking bunch of neophytes in every row.
+ Ciaran Bluffing.
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>>161708867
>>161684114
I never see anyone, even Mad Rad using Pavetta. Suppose it has the same issues as regular epidemic but timed properly isn't she a reverse silver Bork without a timer? Seems valuable
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>It's an Olgierd NR deck episode

Oh boy, I sure do love a fucking unkillable card suddenly worth over a hundred points.
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>>161710670
If you let that happen you dun goofed, but I know, it happens, we don't all play ST control with a deck of 3 mercenaries and all specials, I'll often forfeit if I see there really is no way of climbing out of the whole. Thank gwentjebus it's being killed next patch
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>>161710995

Nigga, if you don't have Scorch or Thunder, there is fuckall you can do. If I don't pull either one and I see Olgierd, I just forfeit.
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Does the Triss spammer literally have no life? He's here every single day for 10+hours
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just dropped d-bomb on a frightener, feels good
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>tfw really want to make a consume monster deck because it seems fun but also shitty

Does anyone think with the Kayran coming that consume/breedable decks might be useful?

I am thinking Kayran, Fiends, Ekimmaras, Witchers, Ge'els, Woodland Spirit, Giant Toad, Foglets, Decoy, Commander's Horn, shit like that.

Basically my plan would be to put a Witcher out there. Thunderbolt Potion (if applicable). Slam down Kayran. Most players would pass on Turn 1 because of this big ass opening.

I don't however. If I am lucky, I should have Dimeritium Shackle. Hit Kayran with that. This gives me two options, depending on how the game interprets my use of Shackle. The Devs said that Gold cards that are Gold cards aren't effected by Shackle in any way other than having their border removed, but this might not actually be the case because the game could very well work differently.

I play Shackle on Kayran, keep him on the board. Win turn 1. If I get to keep the points, awesome, I leave him alone and focus on my other cards. If I don't get to keep the points, then I hope I have Decoy. Pick up Kayran, and then drop him a 2nd time after playing some other shit on the board. Buff him as necessary (or as possible). Play out the rest of my hand.
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>>161713295

And by gold cards I mean gold cards that started out that way, not things that were promoted. They explicitly mentioned Promotion buffed cards as being nullified back to their basic stats if hit with Shackle.
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>level 70 spamming nothing but Monster Weather decks with a 80% win rate

I only lose to gay-ass Isengrim cucklords and other Monster Weather decks
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>>161713619

Nigga... Tremors that shit. Come on now.
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Cards in your deck that you see so rarely that they may as well not be there at all.
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>>161713792
they will always play last and almost always have card advantage, if you're able to remove the neophytes the elf player really fucked up somewhere
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>>161714172

I literally never play Tremors unless forced to because it's the last thing I've got, or they did exactly what you just mentioned. Seven, eight points of shit I have debuffed with Weather isn't going to make or break the game. But Isengrim might, so fuck it, we Tremors now.
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I have 800 scraps burning a hole in my pocket and I don't know where to spend it. I'm leaning towards borkh since he's a great neutral bomb and makes the game interesting as both players play around him but I dunno...Cerys queensguards could be fun...I could get some isengrim cheese in before it goes away forever and he becomes a more interesting card...so many choices
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i'm a card advantage fag so i went for ciri and decoy first, you might already have them though, borkh can be great but he can backfire often. whatever you'll enjoy playing, choose that
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>>161715112
>>161714727
forgot reply
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CYBERPUNK 2077 WHEN
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>>161718829
hopefully never.
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Stupid Dh'oine
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>can't fugg priscilla

why even play this stupid game
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Which silver Scoia'tael cards should i craft? I have materials for 2
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>>161721001
That's a very risky tactic. I use it myself sometimes, but it's so easy to counter if the enemy has the right cards.

>>161722434
I'd wait until the patch hits to craft anything. It's possible that dwarf decks will be a lot better, among other things. Also "silver" doesn't say much seeing as they can be both epic (200) and legendary (800).
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>>161722147
She's for Dandelion!
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>>161722953
Dandelion won't mind if I send my seed down her throat, I'm sterile and he worships me.
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>>161723019
No! He's an Alpha male and would destroy you!
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>>161723194
He's such an Alpha Male that he wants Priscilla to feel the BWC so that she knows that Dandelion is the best out there for her. If she never tries the competition, she'll worry that she's missing out. This way, she's happy forever!
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After the path I will swap Tremors for Lacerates. The rest still seems fine, though, I hope not all decks will have 3 Clear Skies. Drowners also look interesting, though
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>>161723575
I think Drowners and Geralt: Aard to get units into weather and then finishing them off will be interesting. I'm considering a control deck with that and Nithral and Warriors.
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>>161535732
DELET
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>>161723953
Drowners and Aard look amazing, I might try both. Nithral is a great card, but it's too dependant on bulding the deck around it and the rest of the Wild Hunt units are not that amazing appart from the gold ones
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>>161709034
Pavetta is shit.
She only ''useful' against monsters and Scoiatel.

Sabrina is used ''a lot''.
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>>161729036
Dis-gusting

Too much time just eating, lying in the couch and drinking wine in Touissant?
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>>161731263
Best moment ever, that night was truly magical.
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>>161733114
That night was SHIT!
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>tfw you will never play Gwent
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>>161733191
Well, maybe for your Geralt, but for mine it was magic, he said so to Triss while they were enjoying a sunset in Toussaint.
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>>161733429
If I have a key, it'll be yours! :3
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>found out yesterday that I won't live long enough to play Cyberpunk 2077

Not even joking when I say that is one of my biggest disappointments.
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>>161733714
Wow, suck for you mate, what do you have?
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>>161733714
Don't worry, anon! Ciri will hold your hand to heaven! :3
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> This kids, man, this damn kids...

>>161733429
You are not missing much.
You'll get your beta key eventually.
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>>161733714
There will be every possible CDPR game released in their full and enhanced editions in heaven anon.
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>>161734147
>>161733429
Holy fuck she needs to get a big belly and experience biological joy. The same joy that the collective being of the human consciousness wants for her.
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Please post more Triss in front of fireplace with different underwear
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>>161734562
She is barren, anon.
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>>161735149
Is that actually stated in the lore? Sorceresses are barren. Witchers are barren. Ciri is not technically a witcher or a sorceress.
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>>161735567
no but she's pure
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>>161734846
What kind of underwear do you want?
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>>161735567
>Is that actually stated in the lore?

No, but I want to imagine she is :3

Nimue lives in the future and there is no mention of her überchild, so either she never had kids or she left the witcher world for good
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>>161736202
This one if you would be so kind(obviously not Geralt's). And perhaps one of those purple Touissant underwear types, if that would not be too much to ask.
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>>161736710
Why don't you go ahead and suck his dick too while you're at it?
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>>161736648
There is mention of her überchildren - the elves left the witcher world, meaning ciri's descendant opened those bloody gates avallac'h and eredin were after; elves will get what they want at the end, one way or another.
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>mfw an NR opponent thought I made a mistake by passing on him while leading in round 1 and played way too many cards
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>>161736710
I can't find Keira's underwear in the mod I'm currently using, but I'll try to find it later using some other mods.
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So, my dear comrades, will the new 20 cards be added in the next patch or the patch after the next one?
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>>161739546
Pretty nice.
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>>161739963
Trissfu pretty much looks beautiful whatever she wears
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>>161739794
gommies not allowed
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>>161739546
does she have tanlines?!
MUH fetish
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>>161740479
Answer me and I'll bring you Philippa.
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>>161740824
I already have her. :3
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>>161740568
I haven't noticed, but I'm sure she'll get some sunbathing in Toussaint :3
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>page triss beautiful as always
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>>161744642
H-hot.
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>>161745249
Fire is the second hottest thing in that pic
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Guys, guys, guys - check out these polish short films - prerunner for the witcher i'd say.

Not to say that the trailer to this one reminds me of Ciri like no other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW0Lw5Go1ok

Jaskółka uwięziona
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>>161747123
It's Baginski btw - the fellow who will do the witcher films ;)

Fucking ace tales, desu.
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>>161747123
so where is the complete version of this thing?
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>>161747759
It will come out on the 9th of December (and will be posted on Allegro's youtube page). Here's a basilisk tale though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS2xTGLCu-M
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>>161741068
Who dis?
>>161740957
P-please?

But seriously, anyone knows?
Cause I see a lot of people ''saving'' for new cards, but I think they said they won't be in the next patch.
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>>161748924
Isengrim.
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>>161750930
I want to lock Triss up in a basement and feed her cake until she gets so fat she looks like Yennefer
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>>161752593
But Yennefer's not fat ;_;
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>>161752593
Yenfu is not fat, and if anyone is going to lock Trissfu in his basement, it's me :3
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Why there are so many posters about Triss in BnW DLC? I haven't encountered her once there

Also, which was best character in BnW DLC and why was it Regis?
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>>161753693
Your waifu visits you in the end, after you complete the expansion. Regis is the best character, but it's not like the competition is strong in B&W
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>>161753693
GameRegis was terrible. He has nothing to do with the book character.
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when the patch comes out this guy should be really good for monster decks as he won't be carried over between rounds with the faction ability
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>>161749034
Oh yeah. His face was all fucked up.
Damn, I loved that guy. And his ending.
>>161753693
Syanna

Yeah, Regis, but I loved her design.
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>>161755090
>12 value at best for a silver
Eh, I'm not sure I'd want to use a slot for that. Maybe if I had nothing else.
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>>161753693
Regis, because he's the cutest of them all.
He's here for Geralt whenever heis in trouble.
>>161754886
How ? BaW was pretty terrible but Regis was still great, don't see how he was any different from the books.
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>>161755090
>he won't be carried over between rounds with the faction ability
Why not?
I think that if he is in the board when the round ends, he could be targeted by the ability. He simply won't die and come back with -2 points, he'll stay the same.

In any case, he is shit everywhere.
In what kind of deck could he fit? I can only imagine him being eaten but the Giant Toad, then you get a free card + he'll come back with 4 points next round.
But that's still pretty shit. Better take some other silver card.
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that's one of the funniest things i've seen. no choice but to zap himself.
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>>161757162

> that pic

how can trashfus even compete?
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>>161758185
They can't.
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>>161758067
This is why I usually don't play those unless the enemy has a non-gold.
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>>161537832
Posted 19 May, 2015 @ 7:32pm
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>>161759036
I don't like Triss normaly, but that makeup is cute.
What mod?
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>>161759397
It's called CAT eyes for Triss, but for some reason it's set to hidden on Nexus currently.
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>>161760026
Thanks, too bad.
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You guys are my favorite shitposters. I love you :3
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>>161763223
fuck off and die :3
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>>161763763

Way ahead of you :3
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>>161763223
Awww. Have a Triss hug :3
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>>161763223
I love you too Anon :3
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>>161764016
>>161764086

thanks :3
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Fuck off faggots.
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>>161765995
This.
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they should probably change the artwork for radovid's card before full release

misogyny and violence against women is not okay
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>>161766758
sorceresses are whores and deserve harsh punishment and getting raped in the butt
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>>161767520
I am not a whore!
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>>161767962
i'm sure you're not, just tell me your name and hiding place darling and i'll make sure my king radovid personally takes care of this little misunderstanding. we wouldn't want you to end up with your eyes gouged out or a stake up your butt by accident
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>>161768414
That's a secret! :3
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>Spend hours with Keira
>She helps fight off evil boss, goes through shit for you
>Tells you where Ciri is, offers emotional support
>Suddenly asks for a bunch of favours, don't even hesitate to help because she's gone through shit for you and is a mega qt
>Get hints of her being selfish for a while but she's qt and helped you so don't even notice it
>Not bothered that man died while delivering wine and luxuries to her
>Nah she's still OK, plus we're FWB now, cool!
>Puts you to sleep after sex, think nothing of it besides "Classic Kiera!"
>Go to Island to see if she's OK
>She wants to go on a death mission
>Try to convince her not to go, decide to say "I can't let you" to communicate that she means too much to me
>She fucking takes it as a cue to challenge you to a fight to the death
>Kill her, feel like shit
>Spend a while deciding whether or not to reload file
>Eventually decide against it, still feel like shit
>Then realise:
>She didn't care about the dead merchant
>She didn't care about the dead fisherman
>She only helped you to find the lamp
>So that you could rid the Island's curse
>So that she could try and buy her freedom by selling a dangerous potion to a psycho which could potentially kill thousands
>But at least she'd be rich again

She was a fucking thot, all along. Fuck.
She sent me on such an emotional rollercoaster.
Dialogue options were shit tbqh
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>>161740540
:3 d'aww
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>>161779168
She's just a typical scheming sorceress and no matter her motivations, she was helpful. I don't care about the notes, she can keep them and do whatever she wants. I decided to play it cool and she didn't attack me, I don't think she deserves to die.
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>>161779168
You would've done the same in her place.
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>>161782389
I don't think that either fám, just dissapointed that she decided she was going to kill me just because I didn't want her to deliver her notes to a cunt
Again, if dialogue options were less vague I would probably have let her live. She was so obsessed with wealth, she was willing to kill me to get it
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>>161782627
They are, but you just need to not push her about the notes. I didn't see any personal interest for Geralt in them and considering that up to that point Keira was very helpful in finding Ciri, I saw it as a kind of reward for her to let her have her way and take them.

Geralt is not that close to Keira anyway and I'm not surprised she would try to go against him if he stood in her way. The other outcomes for Keira are more interesting anyway, it's kind of shame to kill her there.
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>page triss is my precious
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>>161791140
she's riding that snake good, what a whore
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I'm reading Baptism if Fire right now and every time I see Milva's gwent card it makes me a little sad
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What do you guys think of this for a Kayran deck?
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>>161792445
I would add at least 1 more card personally. also, activate Windows. Go to settings to activate windows.

In all seriousness, I don't know what a Kayran is and would love to offer my input but I have no experience playing a deck like that.

Nevertheless, I wish you the very best in your gwent adventures and hope you find great success in your deck.

Yours sincerely,

Anonymous.
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>>161792875

Kayran is this.

It absorbs 3 Non-Golds on your side of the field for their strength. It won't be out until the patch after this upcoming one.
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>>161793664
do you live on welfare?
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Johnny is fun. Just turned a graveyard monster deck on its head by stealing caretaker and taking back my skirmisher
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Started playing around with a henselt deck with reinforced ballista, siege towers and margaritaville, lotsafun

no medics
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>>161779168
Also she was part of the Lodge, the same people that forced Ciri to leave Geralt so she would become the cumdumpster of some Koviri prince before the shit at Rivia happened, so fuck her and kill her, damn blonde.
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>>161794040
Most of those here are NEETs anyway, why else spend time shitposting about a series in an anon board that no one would actually read?
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Show me your breeder decks, lads.
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>>161799970
>>161588507
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>>161781709
Now if only Philipa could be in front of a fireplace while wearing Triss' cute bikini :3
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>>161799970

Seconding this.
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>>161799461
>rationalizing harmful autism
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We are going to make Triss great again. Believe me.
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>>161801747
Kill yourself.
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>>161801913
Maybe some day!
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>>161779168
just fuck then kill her.
seriously no reason to keep her alive.
>she comes to Kaer Morhen if you tell her
>looks sad and regretful about her actions at the tower
>maybe she'll change now!
>lives in a fuckin isolation bubble in the castle not caring about anybody there
>k it must be all new and not comfy for her
>actually helps during the siege
>finally she's not a selfish cunt!
>right at Vesemir's funeral pyre she tells you she wouldn't have come at all if she had known this would happen
>tfw she's still the same selfish cunt
>travelled to KM only because it's far enough from Radovid and Nilfgaard too
>tfw now she's enthralled Lambert with her perfumed pussy because the poor guy haven't fucked anything but goats since years

good way to get your buddy trapped in this cunt's net.
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>>161802539
would impregnate
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>>161585153
>>161585338
Disable the default sharpening and anti-aliasing, use SMAA and (maybe) adaptive/luma sharpen from ReShade.
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Had fun annoying the shit out of control rad with mork. Johnny stole shani for bonus points
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looking forward to the philippa buff next patch
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>>161805191
do your mork impression and post on vocaroo
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paskudny
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>>161802539
What's wrong with her boob?!
>>161805201
Is not that Philippa is good, is that your opponent is shit.
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>>161805726
nothing.
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>>161805726
Nothing wrong with her boob, her bra is just the wrong size.
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>>161807956
>Triss will never get you to forcey-fun time her in this position so that she replaces the bad memories with good ones

Probably a good thing that I don't have a gun.
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Does anyone know how long the discount on tw2 on gog is gonna last?
I am a poorfag and have to gather the money.
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>>161792445
If you're gonna get full value from the monster passive you might replace foglets with ancient foglets. And maybe Eredin would be a better leader, in case people just lacerate your arachases.
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>>161808189
Just pirate it.
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>>161808041
>her bra is just the wrong size.
Well that's what I meant
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>>161808189
I meant tw3, not 2.
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>>161808253
see:
>>161808239

>>161808249
She's still impregnatable tbqh even if she's faking having cleavage
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Gwent patch when?
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>>161808320
>>161808239
Forgive me for my ignorance, can you play gwen online with other people or is just vs npcs?
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>>161808361
You can play Gwent online, but it's entirely separate from the game in TW3. It's like the Pokemon online TCG in that respect.

playgwent.com
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>>161808415
I see, thank you.
Guess i am going to pirate since even 30€ are a bit too much for me, i hope the version i find online is complete etc.
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> Manage to steal Roach
> In the last round I use Caretaker to steal a 24 points silver Olgierd from his graveyard
> Insta forfeits

Fuck you man, no GG for you, that's for sure.
Can't wait for the next patch. Monday?
>>161808464
>even 30€ are a bit too much for me

I'm a cheap bastard and I can tell you, TW3 for 30€ is a fucking gift.

>>161808320
>She's still impregnatable
No!
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>>161808795
>not wanting to father children with perfection
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>>161808795
>I'm a cheap bastard and I can tell you, TW3 for 30€ is a fucking gift.
I know very well, that's why i wanted to pay.
Guess ill pirate, play and when i get the money and a new discount comes up buy it and replay.
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>>161809046
The relative value of 30$ to you is vastly more than the relative value of 30$ to CDPR at this point in time. They have legions of fans waiting to buy whatever they vomit into the aether.

Just pirate it and enjoy the game.
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I feel like shit, already owning most of the epic cards and knowing that a wipe is coming...
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>>161809165
And this was the next one...

And I got Odrin in the next one too, which I already have...

Getting epics is pretty easy here.
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>>161809251
>>161809165

Ok, this is the 5th and last one.
Don't know what to pick, since I play wounding Skellige, but it would be shit in the next patch (Hjallmar) and Aglais will still be good, but I don't play ST

> 5 kegs
> epic choice in 2
> Free epic in 1
> Legendary in 1

Not bad.
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>>161808795
What's wrong with him forfeiting ? You don't loose time that way.
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>>161810667
>What's wrong with him forfeiting ? You don't loose time that way.

Is not forfeiting. Is trying to use the cheese Olgierd/ Roach buff and Promote tactic.
He wasn't going to get GG anyway, but he won't even take a victory now.

I've been playing for two hours and I've only seen 1 Monster deck btw.
Everything is Eithné control, Radovid Control or Henselt buff and promote.
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>>161809165
>knowing
you know nothing, jon snow
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>>161811687
>she'll never suck you dry
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Cant wait for the patch desu.
>Geralt + Aard now fucks Monsters even without Clear Sky because he knocks back all the Frost resistant monster into fog making them +1 cards
>The insane ressurection chains NR had are now gone
>Elves and Dwarves get buffs and not the shitty hawker support
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>>161812949
Is there a place where there are all the arts?
>>161812830
There'll be a Geralt Aard?
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>>161811687
> owing*

Is a typo. Can't you just give me a break? Not even once?
>>161812830
Radovid Control will still be there to fuck everyone else.
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>>161813321

Yeag Geralt + Aard

Gaard

Probably 6-8 strength knocks up every card from the same row on row back and deals 1dmg

In other words he knocks back enemy cards .
This means weather cards can be used to play fog and you knock your opponents melee ccards into the fog
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>>161813417
Noice
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>>161812830
>Geralt Aard knocks backs a bunch of 1's and 3's into the row I'm most likely to Commander's Horn anyway
Weather Monsters still best deck
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>>161813615
>Weather Monsters still best deck

Nah, everyone will be carrying at least one copy of Clear Skies / New Light / Whatever now.

Also, by the time Geralt Aard is released, there will be another 19 new cards too.
Skellige will get Coral, who can move all units to her row (And you can put anywhere you want)

I'd expect similar things for other cards.
And many new good cards for NR cause they'll be a mediocre faction.
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>>161813321
>Is there a place where there are all the arts?
All of them, no. Some you can find on Witcher wiki, artstation, other places.
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Oh shit i forgo about Coral the horny slut

Most of the time i lost against weather Monster decks were because they spawned + 4 weather cards.
Only few had Rain against siege
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>>161812949
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so how much have you given to cdpr on kegs then lads?
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So many people think Ciri dies in the “bad” ending of TW3

But nah, those key fate-deciding moments aren’t about “instilling confidence in Ciri” as so many people seem to think. Ciri already has the confidence she needs. But Geralt is her rock. And if Geralt treats her like shit, lords himself over her, treats her like a child instead of an adult, she won’t go back to him.

If Ciri doesn’t return from destroying the White Frost, it’s not because she dies. It’s because she’s claimed her freedom and doesn’t want to return to a family who still treats her like a child and doesn’t value her personhood. Notice there is nothing different about that climactic scene other than the flashbacks, and they specifically show how Geralt treated her throughout the story. And when she doesn’t return, Geralt is left thinking she’d died… but in both of the other endings, she’s able to world-hop at will. That’s her thing. She’s able to escape no problem.

It’s not a matter of confidence, it’s a matter of love and respect. Ciri wants to be treated as a person, as an equal. And that’s the point of Ciri’s story in Wild Hunt.
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>>161814527
I've spent $1000 send help i cant stop buying kegs
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>>161815137
non canon
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>>161814674
she's still a cunt
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>>161815195
It's my Geralt's canon :3
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>>161809348
Same lass that that got 3 epics and one legendary. Got another keg. Another epic.
Seriously, there is a wipe coming, that's why they are showering us with cards.

>>161814674
I kind of agree, yes.

I don't see her dying cause she didn't get enough love/ was allowed to act like a spoiler cunt.
C'mon, she is big girl, not a fucking pokemon.
>>161814527
None.
I'm not spending money until we have a word about the wipe / reset.
If they say there will be none, I'll spend 20€.
Another 20 when Nilfgaard is released.
And I'll probably get the first story mode.

If there is a wipe, I'll probably just move on to the next game.
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>>161815970
i hope there is a wipe desu because i've gotten fuck all from 30+ kegs
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>>161552818
Medic chains made it broken. Skellygeegs has enough legs without it.
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>>161800042
Here you go anon.
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>>161816167
You bought 30 kegs?
Why?
>>161816841
Tickle her with a feather :3
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>>161815970
Depends on what level you are, if you are not 80+ or something insane like that then yes, getting good shit in kegs is easy. The higher your level in comparison to other players' average the less good stuff you get.
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SPOILER DONT READ
>completed first playthrough on normal picking Triss, killing keira, saving olgierds von evereck and killing dedlaft and priscilla's sister.

Now I started a new death march run, I want to try alternative choices like keira living and picking yen but god damn I want Triss as my waifu :(

Any tips on a second run on DM ?
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>>161817257
Niggah I'm level 96.

I don't get good stuff cause I already have all the stuff I wanted.
But I still feel like there is an epic in every 3-4 kegs minimum.
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>>161817264
do a threesome run, romance both, let them hook up and start fucking each other and let geralt continue fucking wenches on the path with his buddy dandelion.
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>>161817264
Kill the last crone at the end.
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>>161800121
Not rationalizing, just pointing out the autism that is rampant here, even yourself.
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What happens if you don't pick Triss or Yen? Has anyone tried this blasphemy yet? Does it unlock the secret threesome or sex with Ciri?
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>>161821456
Geralt goes off on the path alone and he gets a visit from Ciri at Corvo Bianco. They get closer than ever and eventually a super secret Geralt and Ciri sex scene happens.
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>"Have strength, my love"
w-what did she mean by this?
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>>161821482
No!
Falka is NOT real !
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>>161821482
avallac'h ought to know
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>>161816841
She's so cute :3
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>>161819864
>replying to 9 hour old post
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Serious question.

If Ciri game comes out, would you feel comfortable choosing a husbando for her and watch her get defiled or would you keep her pure and avoid all romance and sex?
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>>161822290
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Guys why even do NG+? Like really, it takes out gear hunting and my monster difficulty is tweaked towards difficult as hell even on normal game (via mods). Like seriously, what's the point of NG+ aside from making it easier for you because you have all the bombs and potions and shit?
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>>161823139
Perhaps, by that time, we have evolved culturally far enough not to attach absolute necessity to husbando/wifie aspects of games. I'd have there be romantic relationships in her life but basically not making it into a story arc on its own right. Everything else in her goals should take precedence with her either fucking around or just kind of naturally ending up journeying with someone, or not.

Romance is not fucking everything - in general, it actually distracts one from other goals.
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>>161822208
Tsundere elf
>>161823139
Sure, why not?
Finally a husbando simulator.
>>161823435
I've never played NG+. The game feels better if you start from scratch imo
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>>161823435
>easier
Try playing on deathmarch.
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>>161823435
That's the point, I don't always want to waste time focusing on gathering ingredients and making money, sometimes I want to replay to just experience the story again, and doing mundane tasks all over again only distracts from it. This way, I've already made my build, have the potions, bombs and money so I can focus on the things that are more important to me.
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>>161823928
I am playing on death march ffs! It's not harder on NG+.
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>>161823074
boredom
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>>161824227
Really ? Must have be shit to the game then, I get three shoted by everyone.
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>>161814674
God you newfags, they are bound by destiny, he would feel if she was really dead or not or just have dreams of her dying in the snow all alone.
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>>161823139
She was never pure.
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>>161823139
I'd have sex with everyone I could obviously! :3
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>>161824546
There's a mod that allows to tweak enemy hits and health (as well as your own if you like) via which I've created a situation where getting stun-locked is pretty much insta death unless very good armour, and in general things actually DIE of getting hit (you included).
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I would feel uncomfortable watching Ciri have sex with some random dudes. I don't want to watch them touching her, kissing her and doing things to her. Ciri is PURE and should remain PURE!
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>>161824934
She is a pure slut.
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>>161824628
God, you pseudo-lore-fag, explain what "destiny" is in this universe first. Because Ciri's destiny is much larger than being tied to Geralt - it's WILL that makes destiny - that's the entire gist of Geralt's philosophising. "Something more is needed" - what you will to happen is what is your destiny in the end (because Geralt, as we know, does not actually believe in true fatalism).
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>>161824968
She's a woman, a person, and sex's great, so she can do whatever the hell she wants as far as I care.
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>>161824968
Ciri never had a dick penetrate her
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>>161825065
He doesn't, but his real fate says that Destiny exists, after all the things he went through, he is still a Witcher on the path 100 years after the books if you interpret Season of Storm's epilogue to be the real Geralt and not an illusion.

Destiny is an entity that exists in that world (and multiple ones it seems) like magic does, in the books fatalism was ham-fested up our ass, even CDPR acknowledges that by having Gaunter O'Dimm himself bound by its rules that he doesn't know where Ciri was if Geralt asks him that for his reward for helping him in HoS.

Will is not enough to break destiny's hold.
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>>161825247
Did Auberon insert it or was that creepy guy from the rats? The first one to rape her not the guy that dies on her tits.
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>>161824596
>not saving her
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>>161825472
Auberon couldn't get it up and Hotsporn got killed before he managed to put it in. Kayleigh tried to fuck her, but Mistle took over. Lesbian sex doesn't count, no dick, no deal.
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>>161824628
Geralt stopped having dreams about Ciri in the books, I think.

Cahir didn't (?)
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>>161825370
Biggest pile of bullshit ever (Destiny as 'an entity'). Sure, the degradation of all biological things to the lowest energy state is OK, as is the eventual heat-death of the universe, but to translate that into Destiny as an Entity is ... stupid. That is to criticize Sapkowski, mind...
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>>161825879
My Geralt always saves Trissfu.
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>>161826628
good.
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>>161826452
Destiny as a concept is fucking stupid, I agree, but the Witcher has it, take it or leave it and spam more triss posts.

>>161826442
They both stopped at the same time I think.

>>161826058
Sure.
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i wish i could be radovid or menge and torture beautiful witches all day long
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>>161827902
Which one would you torture first?
And how?
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>>161828393
i would first capture them all then proceed to torture philippa first while the rest are forced to watch. seeing the most powerful among them break and squeal like a helpless bitch would have a strong demoralizing effect on the rest. i would employ all the standard medieval torturing techniques like judas cradle and pear of anguish in combination with dirty, humiliating sexual abuse.
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>>161828969
>breaking Philippa
Yeah, good luck with that
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>>161829187
broken or not, seeing her humiliated like that would devastate others, each day one would get randomly selected to be tortured while the others watch, the pressure alone would break the weaker among them
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>>161828969
>dirty, humiliating sexual abuse.

> Bald Rad furiously masturbating in a corner
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>>161830929
>>161829603
>>161828969
Go fuck yourself up. Seriously. Torture or even suggesting torture is inexcusable.
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>>161831378
Is not torture if they enjoy it.
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>>161831378
>even suggesting torture is inexcuseable
Torture can be hot as fuck. Fuck off moralfag.
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>>161828969
Why are trissfags so sick in the head?
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haven't got a draw this good since i started playing weeks ago.
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>>161835031
easiest Hjalmar
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>>161545895
This looks like the painted world, what did you do?
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:3
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>page 10
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wanna dip your dingle?
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>>161837636
it's just a Photoshop filter
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my next legendary will be coming soon
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Patch is being implemented bit by bit - eredin is no longer resurectable by gravedigger.
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>>161831378
I guess Sapkowski is a sick fuck then.

"As well as many of the other faithful, St. Philippa was also besmirched with betraying the Kingdom, inducing riots and plotting a coup. Willemer, a heretic and sectarian, unlawfully appointed himself the title of archpriest, and ordered St. Philippa to be thrown into a dark dungeon, and to plague her with cold and hunger, until she confessed to her sins of which she was accused and repented. Also various instruments of torture were used to try and break her spirit. But ST. Philippa with distain, spit in his face and accused him of sodomy.

The heretic had her disrobed and whipped her with barbed wire and placed sharp splinters under her nails. While unceasingly preaching about his faith and denouncing the Goddess. But St. Philippa laughed at him and recommended to him to heal his sick mind.
Willemer then gave the order to have her taken to the rack and stretched, while tearing her body with sharp hooks and burning her with candles. Although thus tormented, St. Philippa showed no weakness in body and indeed her resistance and endurance seemed almost superhuman. The executioner’s arms went limp and with fear they retreated from her. Then the filthy heretic, Willemer, began to threaten them and told them to continue the torment. They burned St. Philippa with red-hot irons, pulled her limbs out of their joints and pulled at her breasts with blacksmith tongs. And although she passed away from this torment, she confessed nothing." - Lady of the Lake
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>>161852232
Yennefer = Miranda
Triss = Liara
Shani = Tali
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>>161849910
Yes. Still not comparable to Judas's chair or the skull smasher. Humanity deserves to perish.
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page yen
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>>161868316
what do you do when you aren't posting this these?
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>>161868976
Think about Triss :3
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Things that are canon:

>Ciri was skating with Hjalmar while training at Kaer Morhen
>Witchers were just invented but also Nenneke and Velerad are at least 150 years old
>You must speak a sign's name to cast it
>Mages are incredibly powerfulweak.
>Women have to be virgins to use magic except when they don't
>Teleporting, long distance communication, and polymorphy are easyhard
>Some spells work better at certain times of day or not at all but this will never be brought up
>Triss dateraped Geralt but only Yennefer cares
>Triss betrayed Yennefer, left Geralt to die twice, wanted to sell Ciri to Tancred Thyssen, and left Yennefer Ciri and Geralt to die, and only Yennefer cares
>Triss lied/raped/manipulated Geralt for two games and no one at all cares
>Nimue, for some fucking reason
>Venerable Triss. Apparently.
>Arthurian Myth
>Nilfgaard did nothing wrong
>Foltest did nothing wrong
>Philippa did nothing wrong
>Saskia had herself crowned queen then immediately abdicated in favor of democracy after telling everyone she's a dragon
>Saskia fough(?) at Vergen while it fell(?) to Nilfgaard but is till alive(?)
>Iorveth immediately let for his home planet
>Avallac'h was willing to tell nobody this one easy trick to saving the multiverse (The White Frost hates it!) just to annoy Eredin and make time with dhoine slut
>All Eredin had to do to avoid the plots of the games was say "Please" to Ciri
>Geralt loves his chosen waifu absolutely unconditionally
>Yennefer is kind and forgiving and a vindictive witch. Simultaneously.
>Geralt loves politics and witchering. Simultaneously.
>Ciri is bi/gay even though her only sexual experience with a woman was rape and she hated it.
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>>161871119
>Geralt loves his chosen waifu absolutely unconditionally
I can stand behind this, it's exactly how my Geralt feels about Trissfu :3
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Guys, I'm gonna he honest.

I don't think I like Gwent all that much.
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sup homies

im on my first run of TW3 (Broken Bones)

im level 14 and i haven't even visited triss in novigrad for the first time

is level 14 decent enough to start focusing on main story quests? already have like 5-6 oils in my inventory, about 5 potions, 3 slotted relic steel/silver swords, etc

current silver swords dps is 605
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>>161872757
minigame or standalone?
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>>161849910
Phillipa did deserve every bit of that torture though
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>>161877235
just do the lowest level quest in your quest log

ignore the treasure hunts they're gay
the order of the groups in the quest log is basically how much effort was put into them.
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>>161871119
You forgot

>All the prophecies that were about Ciri's child being the chosen one were all wrong and only Avallac'h and Ida Emean knew about it and told no one.

Gotta surprise that White Frost.
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page cirilla of vengeberg
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>>161871119

> What is reading comprehension?

> Ciri was skating with Hjalmar while training at Kaer Morhen
That was a mistake in the translation.
In all languages but english is translated correctly.
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winning against golden zombie henselt feels so damn good, fuck that strategy. Patch better come today and burn it to the ground
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>>161871119
>Women have to be virgins to use magic except when they don't
That's an in-universe myth
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>>161883270
So everyone could play retarded Skellige discard instead, that'll gonna be heavily buffed. Meta will stay shit. No place in it for NR though.
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>>161871119
Reminder that canonically, the only reason Avallac'h would have "helped" Ciri after Auberon's death was to screw over Eredin by not letting him father the lord of time and space. It would have literally been a male pissing contest over who gets to fuck a girl. Standard.
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>>161885929
only thing that annoys me about discard skele is how easy it is to see 100% of your deck every game and how hard it is to force them to use restoration/sig early, you can almost guarantee a good player will have resto in his last hand and pull sig into a medic into a skirmisher or something else
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>>161886991
Which is why vary your decks folks, I try to have at least two sure-fire ways towards victory in one deck - doesn't guarantee wins and weakens the deck overall, but is also considerate of luck of the draw and opponent's mistakes. Overall, really great for me when playing monsters weather/gravedigger for example.




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