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Hack It Edition

MEG's updated Pastebin:
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Took yoh sweet time
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1st for turian genocide
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FIST FOR TALI IS BEST
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I wanna lick Jack's eyebrows
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>>205038319
>FIST
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xth for Terra Firma a shit.
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>>205038319
wrong
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObVxYYB0knA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhhLNKqBh-U
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>I can be a team player Shepard
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>>205039104
Which team?
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11th for qt detectives
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nth for just make this a bioware general already.
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>>205041562
Yeah no
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14th for Spiky
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Hey senpai, been working some more on the Andromeda planet posters - here's the last 3 i did - you dig them? Kadala is the last one - i might be done by the time this thread dies, idk
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>>205043226

I really like the Eladeen poster, the rock and ground texture looks really nice. Plus that gas giant. Habitat 7's pretty neat, too.
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>>205043226
Oh neat, the Eladeen one is probably my favorite, nice job as always. You made it look extra cozy.

>>205043246
>not posting the KL one
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>>205038923
jesus christ
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>>205041562
it's like you want to be banned
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>>205041562
>3840x2160
nth for kys already
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>>205043226
How long do these typically take you to make?
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wake up
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>>205051993
Later, I'm tired.
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can i start a new game+ if i haven't completed the previous save?
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>>205048795
Depends, 3-4-5 hours..split accross 2-3 days - i'm not always in the mood so sometimes i spend a week on one. Plus sometimes i work for a while on one, hate it and delete it, start from scratch with a new idea. If i have a nice idea and i am fully in the mood i can finish one in one sitting - pic related was one of those
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>>205038401
oops
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>>205052295

bubs
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>>205055017
Damn, that's cute. Thanks for posting.
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Bikini clad waifus! Which waifus has two-pieces and who has one-pieces?
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>when you make silly colored armor but it ends up being pretty good camo
Thanks alien plants
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>>205056985

FUG
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>>205057157
Dude, I'm trying to eat
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Miranda
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>>205058051

Murundi.
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>>205058051
I'd creampie the living shit out of her.
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>>205038063
I'm replaying the trilogy again I've done soldier and vanguard what should I try next?
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>>205059291
Infiltrator.
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>>205059291
https://strawpoll.com/fwfggfxx
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Fuckin' Boston Dynamics and their dogbots.
>https://youtu.be/fUyU3lKzoio
Cool to see them get better and better, though.
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>tfw I read a really weird Vore story about Tali after seeing it mentioned on a thread in /v/
>I don't trust her not to eat my shepard.
At least there's still Vetra or Jack.
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>>205060009
>I read a really weird Vore story about Tali
Nigga why?
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>>205060967
Curiosity killed the cat. The two posters discussing it made it out as a hedonistic masterpiece. I should have known not to trust the judgement of a vore-fetishist.
I'm starved for quality smut, I'm getting desperate man.
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>>205059945
Oh boy that was great, I want a robodog.
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>>205060009
>weird Vore story
>or Jack.
th-that exists?
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>>205062948
I meant it as a waifu to fall back on if Tali is permanently tainted by this. But I'm sure there's weird stories about every character.
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>>205038063
Excellent choice of music
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>>205056783
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>>205063559
Oh, for a second there I thought I had found some new Jack related smut
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is there any illusive man erotica? also I never understood why it's not spelled "the elusive man", were they trying to make an illuminati reference or smth?
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>>205070598
>also I never understood why it's not spelled "the elusive man"
Why am I just realizing this?
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>>205059291
As long as you pick destroy,it doesn't matter,fool.
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>>205068360
>War orphans are a cute
No, war orphans are a depressing.
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>>205071013
It implies Illusion-ary (not sure how to spell that)
But sounds so close to elusive,so add the two up...I think.
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>>205071013
maybe it's another bearenstein bearenstain thing

>>205071427
illusory
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>>205071513
Its not the Mandela effect
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>>205071212
I've never understood the destroy ending doesn't that mean were kicking the can down the line for some other species to make the same mistakes as the leviathans?
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>>205072262
Yes. But frankly I don't give a damn, It's better than synthesis and control.
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>>205072639
>implying i'll ever let EDI die
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>>205072639
So does the destroy ending destroy most technology or does it somehow only target AI's? Cause if it destroyed everything an'it everyone fucked?
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>>205073214
Blog post incoming.

I hate AI and the concept that robots could somehow gain consciousness, but not cause "lol fuck robots" but because I don't wanna have feelings for non-life. I love movies like I robot, Chapie, and Wall-E, and was actually sad seeing the flashback scene of EDI smiling at me and realizing what I've just done by choosing destroy, but I don't regret it. They're not alive, they fake life.
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>>205073626
it only destroys reaper-like AI, so AIs like Avina for example or the technology onboard starships, the CItadel or the Mass relays stays intact.

The affected ones are the Reapers, EDI and the Geth
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>>205074221
That's actually a kindness to robots because if they did start having "real" feelings Lord only knows what such high intelligent and practical immortality would do to a person.

>>205074224
I guess we could leave a few sticky notes saying don't let ai's vote, for other species.
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>Opens her emails with "Dearest Ryder"
CUTE
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>>205075527
>ywn go to space church with Suvi
Damn
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>>205075527
Dearest Ryder,

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
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>>205076040
>ywn get married to Suvi at space church
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>>205076079
Cute little message.
Fuck you.
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>>205076232
Bitch needs to take the D.
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>>205076408
I think bioware was pissed at all the vetramancers, that they made best girl a lesbo
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>>205074224
Weren't the Mass Relays somewhat fucked from the explosion? Not completely destroyed, but required extensive repair?
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>>205078998
Yeah.
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Was Saren evil?
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>>205079687
Yeah
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>>205079687
No. He knew what the reapers were capable of and he helped them on the literal minuscule chance that he and his goonies wouldn't be instagibbed the second they finished their role.
Honestly there need to be more villains that bad because they recognize how powerful eldritch abomination esque beings are.
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>>205079981
*that are
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>>205079981
What ever happened to his hoverboard? and why don't more people use em?
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>>205080941
Nobody else wants to style on their enemies like Saren did.
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>>205080941
probably because they are really expensive or something.
Who knows what kind of loans Saren had to take out for it. He must have good credit
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>>205081663
He truly knew how to be both practical and styling what a hero.

>>205081776
I could only imagine what powering such a device would cost probably in the ball park of a large yacht or a small destroyer.
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>>205071513
>illusory
Damnthank you for being accurate.
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>>205078998
yeah, the energy released by the crucible overloaded them, however they were repaired fairly quick.
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>>205079687
Do you mean before, or after he came across Sovereign?

> regardless he was an excellent antagonist
> i greatly missed him in ME2 and 3
> final boss fight against him was better than against TIM
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>nervous to talk to an npc in a videogame
>butterflies and my heart is in my throat and the whole nine yards
The 'tism is strong with me.
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>>205072262

Any other choice makes a pact with those that have killed so many because they think that what is what should be done.
DESTROY because we will survive because fuck them,we will survive.
Did (you) pick synthesis? Did you turn everyone into something they fought against?
Would you like me to turn you into a redacted
Never forget Thesia,they fought to the last.
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>>205083905
Why didn't they let us have the forth ending of fighting the reapers instead of a game over seriously in game they explicitly state that it's the largest fleet of all the cycles why did we even need that bloody maguffin.
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>>205084608
huh
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>>205052295
>>205055276
Has the resemblance to Faith Goldy ever been mentioned before.
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>>205083904
Iktf, it's when I realized I was a loser.
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>>205085117
The quarians managed to destroy a reaper without a dedicated war fleet.
The krogan managed to destroy a reaper by ringing a bell (and using an oversized worm).
When the turians teamed up the krogan they could spare an TWO ENTIRE fleets for shepherds gamble.
What I'm saying is the resources used in the crucible should have gone to just building regular battleships or if they still wanted to use the crucible make it a fleet assisting Ai that predicts the reapers move and assists in battle, that would make all the fleets and spec op teams you collect have a purpose and make the ending more dependent on them.
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>>205059945
Why is this cute?
Why?
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Are we going to start banging if I say this? Or is two people next to each other symbol ok to click on?

"We work well together" got me to try to hit on Cora so I'm just asking.
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>>205090284
Nope. The icon with two people indicates friendship.
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>>205089748
>Why?
Because Koreans.
At least, the language looks like it's Korean.
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I feel like Cora is significantly under-dressed

Unless biotic shields can trap warmth too or something
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>>205094426
Fuckin bioware
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>>205094426
When you question something, just say mass effect fields to explain it away.
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>>205094426

Her suit is just like the light armour in ME1, it just doesn't have hard plates.
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>>205089748

It's really cute how it needs to fight to get the door open.
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>>205094426
>you can turn on squadmate helmets
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>>205092217
A million light years from where humanity began only to find a bar filled with men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on stage. I can't decide whether that's funny or sad.

>>205094426
>Unless biotic shields can trap warmth too or something
>biotic shields can trap warmth
>biotic shields trap
>biotic trap
why is there no biotic trap in andromeda? I heard the game was full sjw/cuck modo, is it too much to ask to have a relatable character too?
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>>205104470
I wish there was more. There's a lot of armor for ryder but you can't even change the color of your friends. I wish I could give Cora the biotic armor and stuff. Unless I missed something.

Then we can all be effay like me sarcasm

>>205099429
I assume so. We can already manipulate temperature by exciting particles in real life, why wouldn't mass effect fields, which is manipulating energy, be able to do the same? We joke, but Cora might actually manipulate the energy levels of particles coming within an inch of her skin or something like that.
Neato
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>Doodled an Awoken ( from Destiny ) and an Asari ( from Mass Effect )
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>>205111545
>woJack
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>>205113539
i thought the same.
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>>>/v/406615383
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>>205114626
Who's this mannish fellow
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>>205114790
>400 posts in
sucks I missed it, then again it is /v/ and I'm not going to defend my choice in waifu to the likes of them
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>>205114790
having looked over it, and seeing all those pics of Jack's face model I realized how much I like Jack's personality, and voice. just looking like her isn't enough.
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Glad to see that /fa/ is alive and well in the future, and there is an alien equivalent
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>>205116558
that angara look gangrenous
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So when is a good time to run around and do side missions? Everything feels like I need to handle it right away, but I also have several "return to X planet and do Y" side quests, my crew has side missions, and there are a few miscellaneous tasks and stuff like that.

I just got the info about the traitor who is living at the old trading port, and this feels like the first moment to take some time to run around and do side missions. Before now, things have seemed more urgent.
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>>205117749
i don't think theirs a time limit, just do them
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>>205038063
>no collage pic
Occasional lurker here. Are you guys feeling okay?
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>>205088904
One day Garrus handed out dolls to all the kids at the arcade.
pic related
He told me to stay out of trouble,as he ruffled up my hair.
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>>205117891
lol no
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>>205118009
well, try to stay happy however you can. It can get tough but things will always get better.
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>>205118767
>but things will always get better.

>tfw been telling myself that for the better half of a decade
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>>205115095
You missed nothing.
Typical /v/ shit.
"How would I know who Jack is,I only played ME1....because that is the only good one (how would they know)" x10
"Don't stick your dick in crazy."x10(like a /v/irgin would know)
"lol,tattoos"
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>>205120470
I skimmed over it. >>205116175

and it was everything I expected it to be.
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>>205105834
>I can't decide whether that's funny or sad.
it's nature
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They pushed back the release date again!!!
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>>205121046
it'll never compare to the blasto pentalogy
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in the mean time
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>>205096563
> chemically driven mass accelerator
> not using magnetic accelerators

How oldschool
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This is what everybody is sleeping with right now.
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>>205126446
I wish
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I took Peebee along for this mission, the first time I've ever taken her along, because she had a personal mission on this planet.

I regret it. She's rude to Jaal, she's talked trash about Lexi twice already in two different conversations completely unprovoked, and she makes stupid jokes and yet gave me flak for making an actually funny pun about getting a "warm welcome" on Voeld.

She can go back to her pod after this mission is done.
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am I the only one that keeps forgetting andromeda exists

like
I liked it, not as good as the original trilogy or anything
played through it twice when it came out

came time to do my yearly trilogy playthrough, one of my buds was like "yeah I need to do mine as well, also got to beat andromeda at some point"
it was then I realized I had forgotten it had existed for a bit
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>>205132102
I have yet to try it via Origin acess
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>>205132102
I have a buddy who hasn't beaten it yet either, so I was in a similar situation of forgetting like you said.
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>>205128432
Later she starts flirting with Jaal though.
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Please no.
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>>205138808
I was getting connection errors, but I'm with you now Anon.
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>>205128432
Peebee is by far the worst squad mate. She stayed in her pod majority of my play through.
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I remember somewhere in ME1 or ME2 it was claimed that humans are the most individualistic species (alongside the most genetically diverse) but how could that be humanity and not the Asari? The Asari are a super individualistic species, Hell even their breeding encourages extreme individual qualities. The maiden stage of Asarihood also calls for super individualistic thinking, to go out and just "discover yourself".
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>>205144957
The most individualistic species are the Krogan. They are so individualistic that even after getting hit with a not-sterility plague they refuse to band together to save their species from extinction and just continue to kill each other.
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>>205145925
They're all the same culturally though. Very tribal and value the same things like strength.
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>>205105834
>>biotic trap
>why is there no biotic trap in andromeda?

Trap as in Po-ju/2n5/InCase/Dmitrys type of stuff? Beats me. They're all about inclusion, but for some reason I still don't have a waifu with a girldick.
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>>205114626

Dem thighs, nice.
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>>205144957
plus the Asari are mixing their own genes with other species (probs also animals and plants), compared to a bottlenecked species as the humans, they surely are the more genetic diverse ones
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>>205147091
Mating tubes and the ZAP! are not enough.
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>>205144957
Because you have to always make humanity a diverse, jack-of-all-trades race since it's such a fucking bland idea. Can't do anything else that would be different or innovative.
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>>205148059

Asari don't exchange genes during mating, it's all randomized through space magic.
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>>205149469
So you can always go all natural?
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So what are you doing for your waifu tomorrow?

Can you write a message in a nebula or something, like people back in the 20th century used to do with messages in the sky?
Or maybe we'll go to the Vortex and hang out with other people. Or better yet, maybe the crew wants to do something. Do any of the other crew members start dating, kind of like how Garrus and Tali do if you don't date either of them?
Or maybe just something quiet and personal, like a picnic on Eos. I think that actually sounds the nicest to me. I'l spend the day cooking some nice stuff instead of protein paste, maybe get Drack to help me since he's a good cook, and then we'll eat together near one of the oasis on Eos.
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>>205149469
I thought they take some of the genes from the other person after fucking.
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>>205152264

Nah, they only use the other person's nervous system to randomize the DNA of the egg.
Behavioural differences can be chalked up to upbringing and environment, and asari with vorcha "fathers" might just the small differences in the nervous system itself. The krogan, for example, don't have network of neurons running through their bodies, instead they have a second circulatory system filled with an electro-chemically conductive fluid. That's also why things like tasers don't work as well on them.

It's a real shame none of that was developed further in the game, or had some gameplay effect where Overload is less effective on krogan.
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>>205153218
>asari with vorcha "fathers" might just the small differences
*might just BE

Damnit. I'm referring to someone in the game saying something about them being lactose intolerant.
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>>205059945
Is that the Metalhead from that Black Mirror episode, but yellow?
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>>205154523
>lactose intolerant.
Vorcha? I never remember hearing anything along those lines. Kinda neat.
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friggin /v/ is at it again!
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>>205158873
well, technically being lactose tolerant is the rare thing (at least among humans)
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Wat do you spend your money on?

I had 15000 but I just spent it all on minerals and biological components and tech materials. None in particular, I just bought a bunch in case I needed them someday.

But I also pick up any I find, and I'm doing the mining side missions and stuff. So am I overkilling it? If not materials, what do you spend money on? It felt like it was piling up, but armor and weapons only cost a few hundred and I'm able to craft most of that anyway.
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>"these archeologists are in trouble, please help them!"
>"Don't worry, I'll dig them out of trouble"
Sara is cute!
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>>205163738
>I had 15000 but I just spent it all on minerals and biological components and tech materials
That's all you really need.
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>>205128432
I swear Andromeda would have made a better impression on me had it offered the option to only recruit the companions I wanted. The vast majority of the dialog options and choices it offers are inconsequential, so at least give me fucking something to justify that RPG label. But no.
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>>205168775
>BTs that low
Based tier list.
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>>205168775
how can the Yagh be god tier, when they´re easily provoked and barely have access to a computer? And the Drell will run out of air with speaking alone

> literally Vorcha tier
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>>205147091
idk who those people are but I think you get the idea. It'd be fun to play a trap in mass effect and maybe then you'd be able to romance the illusive man

>>205168775
spot on, batarians are the absolute worst fucking speices in the galaxy, they're like space niggers
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>>205038063
>just get out of a /v/ thread about what extranet 4chan would be like
>all that fun posting of /pol/-based extranet and /k/ stuff
>remember what series we're funoosting with
>get sad
I just want to elcor post and shit talk volus and asari. Can we ever have fun again?
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>>205176068
Link to the thread?
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>>205176068
>browsing /v/ at all
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>>>/v/406678839
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>>205176068
Maybe we can have fun again eventually.
There have been a lot of ME threads lately though, wonder why.
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>2018
>There is still people defending Andromeda

Just, why? is the retardation? what it is?
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>>205180034
> cause there´re aspects to it, that aren't garbage
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>Andromeda
>Not 100% garbage
LMAO
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Are robots evil?
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>>205164739
"How do we get out of this deep hole we dug?"
"...We'll dig our way out!"
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Turns out you didn't really need to bring P B and her mission was just picking up an artifact.

Then, as if Bioware knew, one of those computers that lets you switch out your party members lands nearby. Like an angel, descending from the sky to save me from P B's company.
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YOUR OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAM!
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>>205180605
>checkmate atheist
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>>205181430
Your game is in dire need of anti-aliasing and anisotropic filtering. The fuck are your settings?
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https://imgur.com/a/Ws2ad
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>>205181847
Biathlon,just pretend me on the left wearing skis
can't find any more Olympic pics
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>>205182415
yeah my 960 is a few years old now. I would have upgraded, but the desire to do so coincidentally coincided with this whole gpu market rush. So in the meantime, I just set games to low/medium to get good fps.
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>>205181062
I dont see how they aren't
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>>205183789
Stumble up this kinda this every so often.
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>>205177931
That was a pretty good thread.
I'm a little sad that I missed it.
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where are dem drawfags at ?
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>>205186532
yikes
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>>205060009
what thread
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>>205063559
permanently tainted by a degenerate smut fiction? you're weak.
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>>205186532
here i are
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>>205183789
Turn on some basic AA, or SSR for those goddamn jaggies, anisotropic filtering should cost you nothing, turn down some shadows.
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>>205187165
wheres vacuu vagene ?
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>>205183789
>tfw my card is a 570
>first gen i5
>8gb ram
>tfw too poorfag to upgrade
>tfw played Prey on medium settings and it ran well
>tfw ME3 runs on max settings
>tfw want to buy newer games but idk if they would even run on my box
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>>205160228
what was it
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>>205187608
yes.
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https://imgur.com/a/kfV3Q
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>>205186532
>"I warned you about stairs bro"
I do miss when we had a large amount of drawfags here.
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>>205189120
Think its is archived,not that i know what to do whit that.
It was a "/v/ is posts on the extra net" type of situation.

go to /v/,then archive and Ctrl+f(the search thing) and search "Meanwhile on extranet"
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>>205190082
Is it not >>205177931 ?
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>>205189582
Terrible
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You stopped her research, right anon?

You're not going to abuse another race in your quest to not be abused by another race, right anon? Why fight in the first place if you're just going to do that....
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https://mega.nz/#!ORgy0a6R!dMjWZuM-1W5uDZS7_klNojrvXINmKUA5D-6NPs-izu4
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>>205191078
It is.
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>>205184261
is survival rate related to in-game combat?
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>>205191606
Literally who and literally what quest?
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>>205192036
So ... crappy music video? What am I looking at here?
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>>205184261
>64% of players didn't meet Wrex
What the hell? Man, just how many normies who had never played the first two games jump on to this franchise with 3?
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>>205038063
TIM did nothing wrong
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>>205194474
>1:40
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>>205194985
a fucking lot i believe. vega and edi topped tali in popularity of squadmates. i know tali comes in late but still.
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>>205184261
>tfw part of the 8% who gassed the krogans
best part is, I kept Eve alive so she could witness it
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>>205184261
>He didn't play with Tali and Garrus at all times
>he didn't take the two characters that have been with Shepard the longest
but why.
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>>205195484
>everyone is BSNtard dextrocancer
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>>205194985
>>205195361
also only 39.8% achieved Long Service Medal. 62.4% not achieving 100% readiness also attributes to how many normies started with ME3, possibly.
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>>205194985
:^)
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>>205195620
well they were the only decent characters in the ME3 squad after all.
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>>205196057
yahoo games knows what they're talking about. ME1 totally wasn't the right time to become a mass effect fan.
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>>205195620
>t. Kaidan
How is that 1.5% treating you?
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>>205196057
>Yahoo! Games
Literally who?
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What are your valentines day plans?

What does your waifu like to do on such an occasion?

I think I'm going to give her a rare rock or maybe I'll ask Vetra to find some rock from earth or something, she's good at finding stuff like that.
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>>205196057
awoo games
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>>205193628
this pic is old'ish.
I got it a long time ago,and it was old then,yo.
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>>205184261
only 58% let Garrus win?
3.8% shot Mordin...I never knew that was an option.
When he died in ME3 I thought It was my fault...got most of the way through and started over knowing that we will meet up in the bar.
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>>205201667
ik. i think they showed it at the 2013 retrospective panel
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>>205075527
Saw her VA at Dragon Con.
She's gorgeous!
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>>205180605
its not though.
sorry you have such incorrect opinions.
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You did stick with one class and not flip flop around, right anon?
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>>205203436
wait was she actually at dragoncon.

I'm a huge cait (fallout4) waifufag and I go to dragoncon every year. I feel quite stupid for missing that.
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andromeda has tainted mass effect, and this thread.
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>>205205584
Infiltrator from day one in each game.
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anybody know of any good tali/shep fics, aside from the usual ones?
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>>205208512
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12236428/1/Unbreakable-Bond-Promises

Is pretty solid
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>>205209051
should i read the first one?
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I enjoy these
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>>205209927
Yeah you should that's the sequel my bad. If you're looking for cute shep/tali that's my go to
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>a ton of games in my backlog
>games I actually do want to play
>have the urge to play ME and DA again instead
>even tempted to play MEA again, I game I don't even like one part of or have nostalgia for
why.....
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>SAM gets a gf
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>>205211517
>have the urge to play ME and DA again instead
And the cycle continues.
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>>205079687
He was always an asshole. I remember in the novel he killed a batarian burn victim for no reason. He did lots of assholic shit in the novel.
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>>205212653
wait what
killing her saves the guy she's electrocuting? If you let her live, she goes ahead and kills the guy? That must be a bug. It would make more sense if she lets him go if you don't kill her. She even says "a life for a life".

I reloaded a save and just sot her. Why would they make this decision so easy? It would have been better the other way around.
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Who else loves the backdrops in 2 and 3? I can literally spend minutes admiring them. Omega in 3, kasumis loyalty planet, and Illium are my favorites.
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>>205213430
>killed a batarian
>for no reason
Do you need a reason for killing a BT?
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>>205213784
Oh definately. Despite 3's horrible shit, it and 2 had steller skyboxes and backdrops.
'm still amazed at seeing Reapers in ME3 just walking the fuck around.
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>>205213430
But it was just a batarian. no one will miss him.
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>>205210423
yes.
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>>205213784
The mission at tuchanka, where you see the old ruins, or on palaven with the gritty army movie feel, or the ardat-yakshi base in the mountains, I could just look at the scenery for days. Wonderfully designed

>>205213430
>killing a batarian
>asshole
the only way he was an asshole for killing the BT was if there was a way to prolong the BT's suffering and he just chose the mercy kill. batarians are the worst fucking bottom of the barrel shit tier fuckfaced race ever
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Late night Li-ara watching Olympic hockey post!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=-tJYN-eG1zk

Sweden vs Switzerland now
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>>205204137
>Sold like shit
>A mess since the beginning with no remarkable characters, well writen story or gameplay
>Bioware Montreal disbanded because of the failure that was Andromeda
>Just months after it came out the support and fixes for single player were dropped
>The initial plans of a new triology were dropped by Bioware and EA since Andromeda was trash
>Even after the patches the game looks like shit, even ME1 looks better
>Not a single element of the story was important, not the enemies or the main characters/friends
>Consensus across the entire ME fanbase: Andromeda is fucking trash, an abortion of a game.

Whatever makes you sleep at night sweetie.
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>>205217109
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>>205218337
dont be a witcher shill, you make good points, but people wont take you seriously now.
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He's a big guy


I've died a few times fighting him. Pretty fun fight
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>>205218452
Then what if I post this to show the quality of the multiple patches.
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>>205218452
Too hetero for your taste, eh?
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>>205219415
no you fuck, i've just noticed how the mere mention of the witcher here rustles some peoples jimmies
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>>205219624
That was brought over by some /dag/ refugees whose sensibilities we can safely ignore.
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>>205219624
That's because one was game of the year and raised the bar when it comes to AAA games while the other one failed at everything.

Is easier to just give up and understand that Andromeda should've never existed.
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>>205219749
Most /dag/ posters liked DA, except for that one very loud Leliana shitposter. The rest didn't care. Triss = bliss
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>>205220067
first caitfag and now trissfag?

Christ....
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>>205220067
*The Witcher

Whoops!

>>205220157
I'm not whoever you think I am.
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>>205220221
Mmmm Hmmmm
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>>205220285
Say the same but this time while riding my dick.
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>>205220649
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Real talk do any former /dag/nas actually post here?
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>>205222713
yeah.

>>205220157
>Cait
>Suvi
>Shani
My choices were made for me. There was no other course.
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>>205223030
>Caitfag went to /dag/
Respect: gone.
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>>205222713
i used to post in both, but that was years ago and i wasn't committed to either one. then around '14 i just posted here.
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>>205223081
he can't be that bad if he likes shani
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>>205223081
I loved da1 a lot. So I hung out there a bit. Wasn't too fond of da2, but I liked DAI again.
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>>205223270
am i the only one who hated dai? everyone says it was good and a lot better than da2 but i felt it was childish and boring and the story was absoluely retarded
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/dag/ fuck off
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>>205223684
ikr
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>>205223381
It's not perfect but I did like it. I liked the politics and making political decisions. Some of it was silly and there were parts I didn't like but the net good/bad was good in my opinion.
1 > inq > 2

>>205223684
DA and ME are sister games, just like elder scrolls and fallout. When dag went under, refugees came here. Makes sense. I love both games and I'm sure lots of people are in the same boat.
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>>205223943
>DA and ME are sister games, just like elder scrolls and fallout
fuck off, you don't see people posting shit about skyrim in /fog/, do you? how the fuck is da on /meg/ acceptable?
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>>205224082
because there are 2 elder scrolls generals already.

If the elder scrolls generals or the fallout general were to die, then a "Bethesda Games General" would be reasonable option, where people mostly talk about the popular game and occasionally discuss the other.
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>>205223943
Well the refugees can make another /dag/ thread instead.
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>>205223030
>all waifus are redheads
>went to /dag/ but somehow omitted the DA waifu
Really makes you think.

>>205223684
This.
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>>205223943
>DA and ME are sister games
Just like how /dag/ and /meg/ are "sister generals"! Fucking REEEEEEEEEEE, get out.
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>>205224350
In 1 I unsurprisingly dated Leliana. 2 was Merrill and encouraged her to break the mirror. In Inq I dated Sera.
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>>205224485
dag doesn't' exist. If it did, we simply wouldn't be having this conversation, as there would be no issue. What did you think we were talking about?
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>>205224293
>"Bethesda Games General"
no, thats stupid. have you ever been on /fog/? they hate each other so much they created a general solely for "classic FO" and New Vegas. and it failed miserably. and they still bitch about each other every day.

if you want to see how a general of combined games would be just go see how /wtc/ & /gwt/ is doing, it's a shithole.
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>>205224564
Talking about some very familiar phrasing, anon. As if a certain someone's desire to forcefully merge unrelated generals came back, only a bit more subtle this time around. Forgive me if I'm mistaken.
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>>205224817
>>205224723
There are 3 wow generals plus a hearthstone general. If anyone should merge, it's them. 1 wow and 1 heathstone imo.

But in any case, I agree that DA shouldn't be discussed in the ME general. Just like how fallout and elder scrolls have different threads. As they should. But since there is no place to discuss DA, it's reasonable that this topic would come up. It's not quite enough to make a general for it, but it is enough that people still want to talk about it a bit. Who knows what to do.

Anyway, post memes
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>>205225156
>it's reasonable that this topic would come up
no, it isn't
>but it is enough that people still want to talk about it a bit
if that were true it wouldn't be dead.
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>>205225283
>"It's not quite enough to make a general for it [...]"
why even make a post if you just ignore words and entire halves of sentences
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>>205225475
the topic shouldn't even come up at all.
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>>205225156
Start a thread in /v/ if you want to briefly talk about a series or character. That's the right place for it. Do so without avatarfagging or scheduled posting of a repetitive test/image and you might even start a good discussion with other interested anons.
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>Foeld supposedly at 100%
>there's a big kett tower a couple kilometers from the angara base and even closer to the human one
Yeah ok guys
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>start new playthrough of ME3 re-importing my ME2 save
>change from infiltrator to vanguard
>set difficulty to insanity just for fun
>edit save to change the person I left on Virmire from kaiden to ashley
>his romance was just that boring
>end up bringing garrus on all missions bc he complements vanguards and can take down shields
>end up wishing I'd pursued him in ME2
if he'd been human he'd be the second best husbando behind TIM. what a fun way to start valentines day, lonely as fuck in game and irl
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tfw ambiguous chat options

I think I'll stop her though. She probably isn't going to get any information and I'd rather her resent me for stopping her than resent herself later after she does this for too long and realizes she's being like them.
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how do I make MEA enjoyable
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>>205231998
By going back and replaying the trilogy.
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>>205180605
I swear maybe 10 % of the issues mentioned in those meme videos happened to me. Those were all compilations of this that happened to tons of people. Game was really good tech-wise for me. What sucked was the actual writing, feel and characters
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>>205232346
this desu.
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>>205234983
> TIM
> The Illusive Musk
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>>205230763
I told you man. He may look like a raptor but his personality makes up for it ten-fold.
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>>205209051
>>205211337
ch.6... this blows so far.
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reading this shitty ff only makes me want to see more from darkdanny, dude can actually write.
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>>205235228
the game devs even anticipated this, when I was hanging out shooting bottles with him he made fun of me, asking if I was gonna propose to him. stupid devs, they even made him tease me for starting to like him.


>>205235113
is this the new Silent But Deadly? The Elusive Musk?
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>>205086372
nazis need to go back to >>>/pol/
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>>205235954
>faith (((goldy)))
>nazi
u wot m8
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>>205235856
>asking if I was gonna propose to him
That actually hurts me and i'm not even you, who had to actually play through that scene while haveing 0 chance of starting a romance. It's going to be even worse when Garrus hooks up with a certain someone and you're forced to walk in on them kissing. I Well, since TIM is unavailable you know who to consider next playthrough.
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>>205238542
I liked her more when she was just Dr. T´Soni
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>>205213784
Illium gives me that Coruscant feel.
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>>205184082
They could be programmed to not be evil.
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>>205181062
They only do what their programming tells them. So no.
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#2
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>>205245490
> so long ash
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>>205245490
The thumbnail makes it seem she has on Boba Fett's helmet and is looking down.
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>>205236616
>Cerberus propaganda
I'll never forgive them for what they did to my nigga Kahoku in 1. I won't rest until they burn.
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Could MEA have been better if EA didn't force Bioware to use an FPS engine to make their RPG?
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>>205038063

Hackett Out!
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>>205248901
Hack it out
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>>205072262
What do you mean, "kicking the can down the line"?

You mean like preserving freedom for sapients to make their own decisions?

Desire to come up with "ultimate, final solution" is what gave rise to reapers in the first place.
at least with the revised me3 plot anyway
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>tfw no hammerhead with kinetic shields
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>>205234983

I hope he doesn't get as "Look at how cool I am, Shepard" as the Illusive Man. Just keep being weird and fun.
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Happy Valentine's Day, /meg/.
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Meg-tan for Valentine's.

>>205257837
Same to you, Courier.
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I miss my wife
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>>205258331
I miss my wife too.
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>>205254276

Didn't it?

>>205257837
>>205258225

You, too.
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>complete mass effect 2 suicide mission thinking i had no casualties
>come back to shepard's cabin
>see this
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>>205263443
Sometimes fish die anon. They did their part in the mission though, remember that.
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I WANT TO WORK IN SHIPPING BULK FREIGHT IN SPACE. Shipping raw materials from industrial worlds to hub worlds, shipping supplies from inner colonies to mining worlds.
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>>205264258
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>Peebee: Remtech, it's a little name I made up XD
>game reinforces this 3 times
>has people asking what it means and then saying "ahhh, right" when she "explains"
>it's just a contraction
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>>205223081
>/meg/got thinks he deserves any form of respect
Now I've truly seen it all
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>>205258640
Probably my favorite part.
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Happy Valentines day,you shmucks
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>>205267264
kys
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You guys are SO lame goddamn
/dag/ did waifu feeding and waifu art on Valentines and all /meg/ does is desperately refusing to enter the acceptance stage of its death, while not doing anything interesting. If /dag/ accepted its death, why are you such bitches about it? Because make no mistake, you have no future lmao
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>>205267264
That's a very cute and nice picture.
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>>205260163
>Didn't it?
Mako had shields, Hammerhead did not.

Apparently the Alliance was in process of redesigning the thing to have some shields, but then reapers came and eyebeamed shit all over the place.
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>>205269320

I wonder if the designer of that thing at Bioware had stroke while working. Only thing that makes sense for not giving it shields.
>more shitty regenerating health in a supposed RPG
What fun!
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>>205268584
I fully agree.
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>>205268584
Fuck off. You come into our general, and insult us?
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Yo, dudes, are you aware of deepfakes? I've got one of Yvonne to show you, bros.
>http://www.deepfake.live/video/yvonne-strahovski-anal/
It's far from perfect, though.
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>>205271715
Every day we stray further from God
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Shepard.
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>>205268584
well, i dont see a /dag/ thread
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>movie night quest happens to come up on valentines day
How appropriate.
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>>205273375
Because they accepted it, takes a bit of self awareness you guys clearly lack.
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>>205248193
>Garrus
>Not using "Sec-C"
Missed opportunity.
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>>205275759
>Because they accepted it
If you've truly accepted its death you wouldn't even be bringing it up. lmao'ing @ u right now.
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>I'm disrespectful, isn't that cute and quirky XD
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>>205276267
So will you just never talk about your mom again when she dies?
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>>205276543
>Tumblr: The Player Character talking to Tumblr: The Companion
This is terrible
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>>205276815
why do you think I'm tumblr?
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>>205277032
>Intentionally ugly because nobody is perfect haha, unrealistic beauty standards are bad
>Freckles
>Dyke hair
How are you not tumblr?
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>>205277256
>freckles are tumblr now
Oh, I see it's just a case of words losing meaning due to misuse. I'll guess we'll just add "tumblr" to the list of words like cuck and racist that have lost meaning.

You can dislike my character and call her ugly and stuff while also using appropriate language.
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Don't mind me, just being the best character in the series.
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>MEUITM and ALOT both removed performance profiles
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>>205236797
>getting ready for the final mission
>still sad bc the romance cutscene was just shepherd being lonely
>go around to check on the crew
>garrus and tali are fucking making out in the main battery
>he's probably gonna put his thannox cannon in her emergency induction port
y tho

>>205277256
>freckles are tumblr
fugg guess I'm the tumblr now
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>>205235407
It's a """"slow burn"""" fanfic nigga of course its gonna be shit for awhile
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>>205278061
>54.000 words
>slow burn
wut
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>>205277586
Tumblr drawings always have unnecessary many freckles on them and ugly red noses, your character has both.
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>>205279574
>unnecessary many freckles
>unnecessary
>implying
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>>205280037
Yuck
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>>205280303
gay
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>>205248653
I don't know. Does a game engine fix writing and characterization? If not, then it would still be shit. Maybe less of a shit, but still shit, very much so.
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>>205271715
There is a second one too
They're both pretty good
It's a shame we don't get to hear her real voice, though.
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>final level
>final battle
>playing vanguard on insanity
>just about to kill the last banshee
>hiding in one of the storefronts
>in cover
>banshee is in the middle of the street
>almost ready to shotgun the bitch
>suddenly
>she does the kill animation by lifting me up
>despite not even being anywhere near me
>character model just floats in the air and then dies
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>205286325
I thought magnet hands were MP-only thing due to lag.
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>>205286489
I can't explain it but it was frustrating as all get out
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>>205286325
Banshees don't fuck around I guess.
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>>205277626
That’s not backup Shepard
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>>205286325
>Let's add insta-kills in an RPG game with no option for countering. xDDD

Why are they so shit?
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>>205290760
>>205292125
even stupider, after reloading the save I spent some time trying to find some good cover and the mission progressed, telling me to launch the missiles, despite not actually killing anything. idk if that's another glitch or just shoddy designwork

oh well, time for a nice relaxing casual difficulty adept playthrough so I can just fuck around. maybe I'll buy some dlc, I've heard good things
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To: Ryder
From: Suvi

My dearest Pathfinder,

Kallo thinks I've lost it because I keep smiling and giggling for no reason. Except it's not for no reason. You're the reason.

MUH HEART
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>>205292125
>Why are they so shit?
Because they are Bioware and they want the Call of Duty crowd.
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>>205293452
So. She's retarded.
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>800+ milky way research unspent
>nothing I want
>meanwhile, can't get enough Heleus research and constantly out and spending what I get
Uhhh...milky waybabs?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9AjN5l4Gs
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>>205294198
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Playing Mass Effect 1 for the first time. Do I need to bring party members on missions to progress their plot lines/dialogue, or can I just leave most of them on the ship without missing content?
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>>205299134
Why would you not want a squad with you?
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>>205299134
i don't think it ever matters, you can even do their side quests without bringing them along iirc

if your shepard doesn't have electronics/decryption skills then you should always bring a party member along who does (kaiden or tali) and max their electronics/decryption trees as early as possible so you can access locked containers, that's the only content you can miss out on based on your party selection i think
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>>205300235
Thanks. Went Infiltrator specifically so that I could take Electronics/Decryption. Follow up question; when does combat/sniping stop sucking ass? My sniper rifle waves like Shepard’s drunk, making it damn near impossible to use a rifle.
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>>205301452
crouch and use cover, then wait a couple seconds and your aim should stabilize. If not, just keep pumping points into sniper rifles. Sniping gets way easier in the later games, but in ME1 you need to think through encounters and plan things out a little bit more
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>>205301452
>>205301848

This. Plus use Assassination, it's awesome.
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>>205301848
Even after crouching and giving the reticle time to settle, the Sniper Rifle still sways like crazy. It wouldn’t be so frustrating if enemy Snipers weren’t hyper accurate and my squad wasn’t useless, but as is I’m rapidly losing my desire to play a game when the combat varies from mediocre to actively unenjoyable.
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>>205302393

How many points do you have in your Sniper Rifle skill?
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>help peebee float around in the escape pod
>seems fun, might actually be coming around to her, maybe I was too mean
>when we're floating she asks if we want to bang
>ok, no problem, maybe she just doesn't know about suvi and I, an honest mistake
>but then says "it doesn't matter if you have someone else already, it'll be our secret"
>literally meters away from Suvi who is sitting right there on the bridge
Holy shit. I already didn't like her but this is actually despicable.

Hopefully she wants to stay at one of the remnant sites we come across to study it or something and stays there.
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Has there ever been an asari with facepaint who was trustworthy?

>>205302393
Pistols are really good in Mass Effect so you could fall back on that until you get better with snipers. The combat is always pretty stressful in the early game
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>>205299134
If combat is difficult,just bring team members that round out your skills.
Combat easy,then bring who ever you like,or whoever you think will have the best bants.
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>page 10
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>>205307981
dur baij ben
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>>205307981
PalavenMoons draws the best turians.
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>>205277784
>y tho
I don't know but I always thought it was terrible.
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>>205308434
but they aren't dead?
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>>205309467
TerraFirma pls.
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>>205303625
>Pistols are really good in Mass Effect
Are they really? Maybe I never gave them a real chance during my ME1 play through, but I always found them extremely weak. Do they get stronger later on during 1?
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>>205205895
She was.
Walked by her table several times at the walk of fame but couldn't get up the balls to stop and speak to her.
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>>205267264
You too!
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>>205248193
this line is too good and cheesy to leave unused
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>>205314683
yeah, knowing me, I would have done the same.
m-maybe next year.

I'd love to hear if she liked working on fallout or ME more.
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>>205316276
This is great.
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>you can date all kinds of random people in this game like the angaran mayor and the exile smuggler
>but not this guy
uhh bioware?

not that I want to, just that he's a lot of peope's type
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>>205317375
he's a big guy
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>>205317375
I almost forgot Zaeed's kid was in the game.
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>>205316784
M-me too!
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>>205303519
absolutely disgusting, and also surprising they didn't write in some cuck shit

>>205309459
and on valentines day ;_;

>>205317375
you also can't date the illusive man
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>>205317508
yeah,some people think so.
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>>205317508
huh?
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>>205316825
It's his sultry expression that really makes it great, yeah.
You can almost imagine how many vids he watched to learn to get that human come-hither look to work on a Turian face.
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>>205317508
yeah,right?
Dude is,like tall,and stuff.
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>>205317508
aaaaaaaand here you go
your 4th you anon
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>>205318076
>>205318227
>>205318352
>>205318507
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>>205309459
I heard it's just because they were both dextro.
Also yeah I get that there's the turian-quarian couple in Fleet and Flotilla which Tali adores, and apparently Garrus too, so maybe there's some precedent for turian-quarian romance in the ME universe but it still stings, damnit
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should I spend 30 dollars for the ME3 dlc bundle, or 40 for MEA?
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>>205316276
Kinda Valentine
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>>205319157
MEA should be alot cheaper,my anon.
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>>205319445
it looks like I could get a 10 hour trial tho
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>>205319297
Tali'Zorah vas Rannoch

vas Normandy made me happy...but hearing a Quarian call herself vas Rannoch made me feel like a hero.
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>>205319781
>download size is 45 gigabytes
damn it, I won't even finish downloading that in 10 hours
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>>205320121
>vas Rannoch
thats fucking retarded, are all fuckign quarians called "vas Rannoch" now?
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>>205319781
I heard people here saying it around $5.
Is this for a console,or pc?
I prefer console,a tv is bigger than most monitors bu that depends on your home(will you mom/dad take over the tv)
I bought 1-3 for ps3 about $20
Shop aroud abit
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>>205320579
just the ones that made it there,shit for brains.
Why do you get offended at video games?
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>>205321053
because i are a fag gay dumb,alright?
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>>205317752
Wow, I'm dumb. I didn't even notice the last name. I even liked Zaeed too, so extra dumb.
That's a nice little detail.

>>205319445
I think so too, but looking back, even 2 and 3 are both still 20 dollarydoos for a digital download on origin. I guess EA doesn't like discounting too much.
I've gotten games that are 5 or so years old for like 5 bucks on steam. Really makes you think.

>>205319157
I always feel weird answering these questions since I don't know what you like or how you do your money, but I can say that I've been enjoying MEA so far and it says I'm only about 35% done and I've been playing it a lot over the past week or so. Was worth for me.
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>>205320871
pc, I'm absolutely terrible at consoles because I have no experience whatsoever with the controllers. Maybe I could pirate it
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>>205323329
While ME is much better to control on a PC imo, controller isn't bad at all.
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>tfw trying to recreate a monolith style outfit
>tfw can't cheeki breeki in space

>>205327459
I also don't own a controller or a console
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what are these
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What's that inside the Heart Nebula? First, the large emission nebula dubbed IC 1805 looks, in whole, like a human heart. It's shape perhaps fitting of the Valentine's Day, this heart glows brightly in red light emitted by its most prominent element: hydrogen. The red glow and the larger shape are all created by a small group of stars near the nebula's center. In the heart of the Heart Nebula are young stars from the open star cluster Melotte 15 that are eroding away several picturesque dust pillars with their energetic light and winds. The open cluster of stars contains a few bright stars nearly 50 times the mass of our Sun, many dim stars only a fraction of the mass of our Sun, and an absent microquasar that was expelled millions of years ago. The Heart Nebula is located about 7,500 light years away toward the constellation of the mythological Queen of Aethiopia (Cassiopeia).
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>>205329646
who the fuck know, those dumb bitches never fucking explained right
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>>205327812
>monolith
Good choice brother.
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>>205327812
>>205332112
I hate monolith so fucking much
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>>205330891
Comfy space posts as always Curiosity.
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>>205332521
No.
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Blueberry...
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>>205332649
ive never played a second of overwatch but i've seen so much porn of it

i'd blue her berry
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>>205314042
they get strong once you max out marksman

and with spectre training you can have marksman on very often

slap on tungsten/shredder VII ammo and you'll destroy everything even on insanity
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>>205332787
I'd D d.va's va.
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>>205335827
clever

>>205336065
horrendous
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I've spent several minutes trying to get up there.
This HMS news network guy better give some good broadcasts after this.

>>205332649
>Amelie is just an asari
That's a pretty skin though. I'm excited to see what Angela gets.
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>>205336065
What kind of motivation do the artists have when they make stuff like this
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Day ???(I lost count)

Still mad they made Jaal bi and left Gil's story unaltered; leaving everything about FuJill intact
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>not having a shootyboi and a floatyboi to help you out on your adventures
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>>205340473
I like that the combat drone would appear in cutscenes
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>>205278061
first off, neither of them are long "slow burn" fanfics. second, the writing fucking sucks. this is the most typical example of fanfiction.
if this is your go to tali/shep fanfic then you got low standards, even in the realm of fanfiction.
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>these beacon messages
A tear to my eye
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I'm all for trade, but what does the "bad for the environment" option mean? I don't want to do anything harmful.
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>>205342697
Tectonics?
.
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>>205070598
It's explained in the Codex, I believe. Alliance referred to him as an "illusive," as in shadowy, man. He liked it.
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100% and every side mission done feels good. Got Eos, Foeld, and the plant planet done.

These thresher maws- I mean Architects are really fun.
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>>205332649
Bad game
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>M4, Part 2 by the Faunts starts playing
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>>205329646
I always assumed they were a form of wind turbine for generating power.
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>>205349473
>spanish sahara starts playing
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>>205338771
Literally only for fetish reasons
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w-what
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In this moment I am euphoric
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>>205353809
Some do it as a joke as well, but I doubt that's the case here.
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what's the progress on the star control sequel and prequel, anyway?
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>>205364909
Never heard of it, is it similar to ME?
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>>205235407
Never understood fanfiction. Can't be bothered to read 60 chapters of drawn-out fan novels.
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i-its not fair bros

why did i have to be white
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>>205354345
cwc tier

>>205370648
because it's great being white
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>>205367876
It was probably an inspiration.

Two projects are in the works:
a prequel by some company with license, featuring hyper melee, ship customisation and adventure mode; it's available to pre-order at gog and steam, although I wouldn't recommend exploratory purchases
and a sequel by the guys who made the original things, don't know much about that though.
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>Mass Relays are still not fixed despite double digit GDP percentages are going into them
>Bureaucracy is still disordered and at war with itself. Reconstruction is beset by misallocation of resources while people die of shortage of food and healthcare
>Stranded aliens have founded numerous extralegal enclaves that refuse to listen to planetary authorities
>Some of them are already fighting with each other
>News from Palaven suggest that the planet's ecosystem has been damaged to the point where recovery will take decades even with investments in terraforming remainder of the government can not afford
>Krogans are taking advantage of overstretched citadel fleet and start illegal colonies left and right
>Rannoch has shut down all communications. Rumour has it the peaceful coexistence with the geth was a stillborn project and remnants of Quarian people are being wiped out
>News of the Asari having a beacon of their own all along have leaked out, the species is now widely ostracised, Turians and Salarians are openly deliberating on ejecting them from the council.
>There are rumours of a rogue krogan warlord vowing to exact revenge on Salarians and rallying a fleet for this purpose
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>>205371364
Need an edit of this with "white" replacing "human".
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>>205375892
Kinda ironic considering how he ended up.
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>>205375892
>Need an edit of this with "white" replacing "human".
just use the painting version, TIM's thing wasn't being white
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>>205375892
That fag loves being dead too lol.
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>>205354682
>>205355249

well, this looks like fun
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>>205355249
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>>205376351
I didn't ask for advice, I'd like a TIM version regardless of whether it's 100% accurate to the character.
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>>205377186
do it yourself faggot
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>>205377235
I won't, you dumb shit.
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>>205376826
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>>205377453
Stop making me want to buy Andromeda until I upgrade my PC
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>>205377343
then dont even ask, if you haven't even tried.
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>>205377731
Don't waste your money.

t. preordered it, still feel guilty and embarassed
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>>205377731
>wanting to buy andromeda
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>>205375110
That's what you get for not wiping out the kr*gan and G*th when you had the chance.
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>>205375110
>and remnants of Quarian people are being wiped out
thank god
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>>205375110
not that bad tb.h could have been a lot worse
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don't be racist, guys
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>>205378639
impossible, whites deserve to be exterminated
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>>205378639
Stabilizing Krogan population numbers is not racist.
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>>205378639
It's not racist if it's against a Batarian. Every other race is fine, even the Vorcha.
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>>205378927
>even the Vorcha.
at least they can be educated.
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>>205378639
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Used copies of Andromeda have gots to be cheap,y'all
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A friend of mine said Bioware fucked up the normal maps on Cora's face, which would explain her very pronounced cheeks at certain angles.
Wouldn't be the first time, either, the normals on the ME3 models are fucked, too, which is why EDI has those black triangles on her chest.

Real shame because she's super cute, otherwise. Would kiss.
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>>205379270
>A friend of mine said Bioware fucked up the normal maps on Cora's face
makes sense, bitch looks like she's got down's

>which is why EDI has those black triangles on her chest.
wait, what?
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>>205378639
It's not racist if it's against synthetics!
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>>205379246
Just pirate it.
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>>205379437

These triangles, right on her "breasts". Corrupt data in the normal map. Bioware literally blitzed through the game.
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>>205379661
oh that. yeah i've noticed that.
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>>205379246
forgot pic
$20 for pc.
It has some fun,all the characters seem paper thin,but it's a blast climbing high as fast as you can,then turn around and watch your squad mates hopping around to catch up.
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>>205379512
oh crap,been console mode for so log,forgot that option.slightly younger me would hate modern me
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I'm watching a video about building a spaceport in real-life, and got to thinking how many people live in space stations around Earth (permanent or otherwise) in Mass Effect. The wiki/codex says 250 000 on stations in the L4 and L5 Lagrange points, but why would you build something there? Why not closer at the L1 and L2?
If you're putting stations around Earth, surely closer is better?
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>>205381369

Goddamnit.
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>>205381369
I mean with how fast the ships travel, the distance from earth to the stations probably isn't an issue.
Maybe they just wanted to space out the stations? Not really sure.
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what happens if you just stand there until the clock reaches 0?
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>>205384864
game over
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>>205384864

They Arrive™.
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>>205384864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3k1h4jh9q0
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>>205384864
A spring loaed boot kicks you in the nuts,then some girls laugh at you.
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>https://i.imgur.com/eDfx4cr.jpg
>https://i.imgur.com/YCEWIal.jpg
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>>205387889
ERASE
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>>205385624
That's pretty cool.
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>>205379270
I like Cora too. I take her along on most missions since I figure she knows what to do since she was supposed to be the new pathfinder. Plus she would want to go everywhere and see everything.

And I see us as partners and I always listen to her so hopefully she isn't too mad or sad about the whole being pathfinder thing. But she was pretty reasonable about it all, so I liked her more.

She's a big asariboo though!
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wake up
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Little busy here
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just finished arrival for the first time

what's the general consensus on this dlc? it felt kind of weak to me
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Why does Bioware have such a hardon for the Frostbite Engine
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>>205395493
do you have a version without jack

>>205395503
uncanny
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>>205395863
I think that's more EA pushing it on all their developers than Bioware's decision.
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>>205394821
But I need sleep to live anon, can't bump the thread if I'm dead.
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>>205395863
Frostbite actually worked really well graphically aside from biowareanimations and shitty looking humans, if they would fix that I wouldn't mind if they kept it around.
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The Terrapin in Star Citizen has a neat cockpit. It's too bad it's solely exploration and SIGINT, I love the shape and it'd be perfect for a cargo hauler. They came out with a new ship, the Vulcan, which also looks really nice, but that too is a non-cargo ship. Instead it's focusing on repair, refuel and rearm, which might be cool, but I just want a big, bulky, angular ship to ferry freight around.

A game like Freelancer in Mass Effect would've been awesome, just going around shipping freight, rescuing stranded, taking on missions, an over-arching conspiracy plot that lands in your lap. Just cool shit with no galaxy-ending threat.
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>>205398010
>star citizen
>tfw bought into it years and years ago
>eventually they released the hangar
>game is super laggy
>last year
>reinstall
>try and load it up again
>go online
>even laggier
I really want to like star citizen but it barely runs on my computer, and even if it ran well the ship prices are just ridiculous
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>>205395863

It's EA forcing it on everyone, and it's complete shit for games that are NOT Battlefield/front.
Bioware kind of knew what they were doing with Unreal Engine, and UE4 is even easier to use, but that'd mean EA would need to pay royalty to Epic and that's just unacceptable. Nevermind that Frostbite needs to be unfucked just to allow RPG elements, but apparently the code is a massive clusterfuck, too.
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>>205398337

Yeah, I'd wait. Probably a long while. I just like some of the concepts and ship design, but some parts of the game I just don't get.
>Instead of immediately placing a small box on your ship from the spacestation, you have to manually walk it over with some wonky animations.
>Instead of just making some AI control the flightower, they 100% HAD to make actual NPCs walk around in there with specific instructions.
There's a difference between immersion and something being tedious. The gameplay still looks kinda wonky.
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>tfw Suvi would probably want to be with some super smart science person like her
>tfw I just shoot people and occasionally say inspirational things
But I'm studying! Most of the crew spend their free time relaxing or going to the Tavetaam, but I spend it learning from SAM about astrophysics and molecular biology!
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>>205399683

Lol. She'll learn to like you, anon.
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>>205400190
t. rapist
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>>205400190
wait what. That's not what I was thinking. I wouldn't want her to change herself or her tastes just for my sake.
She might reject me because I'm not good enough, and I'll respect her decision.
But my part in this is to be the best I can be so she doesn't do that! So I'm doing my best to be able to follow along when she starts talking about her work! That seems like a good place to start.
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>>205385624
huh, i never knew, that is a nice touch
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>>205395609
It´s okay i guess, it doesnt do much to the general lore, but on the other hand you get to kill a shitload of BTs
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>Jaal actually asks to not go to Kadara
I wish there was more of this sort of thing. People who do or do not want to go on certain missions. Would be a neat little detail.

Drak and Vetra seemed to have some connection to this planet so might as well take them
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>>205404354
>tfw read that as karada
I need a bf ;_;
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>cerberus
>mention TIM and Miranda
>mention reviving sheperd
>talk shit about them for recruiting the alien squad mates from me2
Neat
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>>205407378
Gross.
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>>205407796
????
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>no option to just take the formula and then protect her from Sloan, even if it's just relocating her to one of the settlements
>she's a doctor so might have some useful knowledge/skills, and she already said that she only cares about survival so us giving her a nice place to live and paying her a bunch for her work would probably be fine
>but no
reee
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Do plot decisions in ME:A matter at all? Like, saving the angara prisoners versus nuking the facility. Does it matter?
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>>205409601
I've noticed that some quest reward change. You'll get more or less Andromeda viability points depending on your decisions.

They also generally have different dialogue after the event. In your example, the mayor thanks you for saving them and the Moshahshakeaahsa gives you some shit.

Keeping the AI on Foeld adds a character to the game, and she helps at the final boss fight.

I haven't finished the game yet though. But it would appear that some indeed do, while others are just minor dialogue or flavor responses and don't effect things too much.
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>>205409331
Poopee is gross
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>>205409920

I shouldn't have, because it's dumb, but I still literally laughed out loud at that pic Anon. Thank you. I needed that.
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Do you lot think Andromeda will get a sequel, or was it too much of a disaster?

If so, will Kandros pull a Garrus and become a romanceable characer?
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>>205407378
what's the point of that top lol, it clearly doesn't provide any support
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>>205413885
That's not how it was when she got it, the front straps have snapped just now thanks to her large succulente tits.
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>>205413423
I have a folder full of older memes from like 2010 I'll go through.

They're older memes, but they check out.
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>>205413854
>sequel
lol
If anyone, it'd likely be Avitus instead of Kandros if they did do it.
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>>205414518
gross, she's probably just using mass effect fields to make her boobs look bigger anyway.
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>>205415214
Man, those were some good times back then.
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>>205422713
cute
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147 points invested in tech skils, and 0 invested in combat or biotics. There's nothing left that I want, so now the question is whether I should practice a bit with firearms and become a better soldier, or if I should do some introspection and discover that I'm a latent biotic this whole time?

I'm leaning towards soldier, since there are several "passive" combat trees to invest random points into, since I already have more than tree "active" abilities and you can only have 3 active. But the "Barricade" skill sounds really cool and fits my team player build so far.

A geek who just built drones and turrets, who decided to learn how to fight after seeing how mean the Kett are.
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>>205413854
A gay romance would be something new. Or romancing some femturs sister. Or being in a working love triangle with some turian sisters
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>>205429689
There is no way these are made by someone serious, they have to be jokes or some shit.
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>>205425934
idk what a cryo beam is but it sounds cool

>>205426842
>brazzers
I never understood this meme, can someone pls spoonfeed
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A cute little ankle deep pond killed me.
The water on Kadara don't mess around
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>>205413854
>romanceable Kandros
They made a mistake to not do that here with Andromeda. I would hope so but then again, I don't ever want to revisit Andromeda. It's soiled.
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Don't panic. It's just a spacesuited mannequin named Starman. As the sunlit crescent of planet Earth recedes in the background, Starman is comfortably seated at the wheel of a Tesla Roadster in this final image of the payload launched by a Falcon Heavy rocket on February 6. Internationally designated 2018-017A, roadster and Starman are headed for space beyond the orbit of Mars. The successful Falcon Heavy rocket has now become the most powerful rocket in operation and the roadster one of four electric cars launched from planet Earth. The other three were launched to the Moon by historically more powerful (but not reusable) Saturn V rockets. Still, Starman's roadster is probably the only one that would be considered street legal.
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>>205440063
The Stigs ayy cousin.
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>download MEA trial
>45gb
>finally finished over 24 hours later
well time to see if it's worth it
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>>205440063
It was a fucking great idea to put a mannequin in the car.
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>fighting turians
>Vetra was running around among them because that's just what she does with her armor ability thing
>it wears off, so she blends in with them
>accidentally shot her
Hoooly shit. I'm glad we were in combat and not in a cutscene.
Thankfully she didn't seem to notice either.
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>>205442578
>finally finished over 24 hours later
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>>205443898
holy fuck this character creator is the worst thing I've ever fucking used, I can't seem to make her anything other than fucking asian. I'm white, why would I want to play as an asian wtf bioware
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>>205444396
like what the fuck is this shit, I can't even have non asian eyes
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>>205444396
im not even white but i wanted to make a mature Ryder, you know? so he'd look like his dad, but the best i could do is a prepubescent latino lookin' motherfucker.
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>>205444641
>>205444396
I ran into the same problem in my game that I just started recently too.

They don't make this very clear, but you can actually click on one of the presets, and then start editing him/her. You don't have to scroll to the last one named custom.
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>>205444641
Ryder, It's your mission to spread the Finnish Empire to the edges of the universe!
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>>205444762
I tried that and it kicked me to the custom headform anyway

>>205444782
it'll be better than playing as laqueesha
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>>205444641
This one (>>204886291)

>>205445102
The other presets dont have asian eyes, and I was able to make a custom white person by starting with the other presets.
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>>205445190
aha figured it out, you need to double click on the preset instead of clicking on the preset and then clicking customize. at least now ryder looks kind of like me
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>>205445665
took me a while to figure out too.

and she's very pretty, gj anon
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>>205447882
They really need to blur both faces.
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is there any romantic or lewd TIM drawfag stuff out there? preferably with him in a very Dominant role?
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>>205448269

That makes no sense.
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>>205448363
faggot
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>>205399683
>>205401057
>>205401691
what are you? gay?
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>like the dark green paintjob because it would be reasonable in many environments, and isn't ostentatious like many of the other paintjobs
>flavor text says it's a kett aesthetic
>suddenly hate it
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>>205449506
>not wanting to hug TIM
>not wanting to cuddle with him and watch the star from his office
>not wanting for him to tease you for being too obediant
>not wanting headpats
>not wanting to be his
>implying any of that would be gay in any way
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>>205398010
>A game like Freelancer in Mass Effect would've been awesome
Fuck yes.
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>>205202180
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>>205449594
>he's not gay
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Remember to color match your armor and your vehicle!

And be sure to choose colors that might blend in to your environment!
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>>205454137
why doesn't she have a robo bra or robo clothes
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Why is my husband Kaidan so cute!
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Am I the only one who likes Pinnacle Station? Its fun and frustrating at the same time
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>>205458465
> cause he´s really hot

>>205459875
Yeah, i too found it to be more challenging than the rest of the game.
Plus you can shove it in the face of that Turian
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>>205459875
I never heard of this dlc before, only Bring Down The Sky. Am I missing out on anything?
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>>205461547
Was Pinnacle Station really that bad/boring for you?
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>>205459875
>Pinnacle Station
Is this the one in which you take challenges in a simulator and can win some apartment from the guy in charge?
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>>205461743
Yes
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>>205461580
No I really never knew it was a dlc for 1. I must have overlooked it somehow.
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>>205456878
>you'll never unhook EDI's robo bra
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My next shit post will be from an Indian casino.
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>>205472246

SUCCINYLCHOLINE
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>bzzZzZZZttAKE IT STOP
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>>205473395
>"people" actually freed the autist
It's like they want to lose the war with the Geth.
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>>205444641
What the fuck is that face texture
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I hate ALOT. Didn't pay any attention to Ash's ass before that.
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I wanna give Jack hugs
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>>205480909

I want to pay attention to Ashley's ass!
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>>205483183
Why would you want to hug worst girl?
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>>205487478
I want to hug her the way I wasn't.
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>>205475361
Stay mad Cerberus
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>>205487478
>being this wrong
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>>205459875
I liked it, and I liked the prefab apartment too
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>playing MEA trial
>crash land on H7
>squadmate is the niggiest nigger
>but he has a british accent
>find alien life
>it's just reskinned collectors
>biotics have long recharge times again
>game looks kind of crappy
>also has poor performance
>gunplay is meh
>scanning things is kind of boring
>story had a lot of potential
>but it just seems kind of stupid now
>have firearm mods
>no clear way to equip them
>only three powers at once
>no tactics screen like in the other games
>keep pressing spacebar and flying into the air instead of opening the tactics screen
>cover system is nicer
>all the colours look washed out
>interesting concept with absolutely terrible execution
well I guess I'm not going to buy the full game when the trial times out, what a dissapointment
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>>205072639
>a solution where one avoids the eternal struggle between natural and synthetic life by destroying the boundary between them.
>worse than "Blow everything up! Yeah! America!"

it should be illegal to have opinions this shitty
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>>205495131
unironically kys
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>>205495131
>avoiding the struggle by literally giving up
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>>205495131
what a dumbass
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>>205495131
>Not wanting to blow up those edgy Reapers
If they're better than everyone, why are they dead?
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>>205499401
>not controlling the Reapers like TIM would have wanted
He was a real human bean
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>tfw keep playing Mass Effect trilogy over and over again
>tfw haven't completed Mass Effect: Andromeda once

Surely lots of other people know this feel.
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>>205495131
God damn.
Synthesis is not an actual solution, it's literally using the Crucible to help the Reapers win once and for all by indoctrinating everyone and everything. If EDI and the Geth Consensus would have accompanied Shepard up there and heard the Catalyst's proposal, they would have reached the same damn conclusion. Hell, they'd probably be alright with getting destroyed rather than assimilated. Same goes for any sane human/ayy--especially Shepard, who didn't get this far only to let the enemy win.
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Which bitch did you choose the first time?

For me, it was Miranda.
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>>205501616
___Tali
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>>205501616

You played Mass Effect 2 first?
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>>205501780
Tali was best wife material, but I just couldn't resist Miranda's tits and ass.
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>>205502083
I unironically did. Please no bully.
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>>205500770
are you me?
I've replayed the whole trilogy 26 times but I uninstalled andromeda 8 months ago right after making the first outpost
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>>205501780
Excellent taste friend.
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>>205502269
No, I'm not you. Most people hated Andromeda because it was a mediocre game.
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>>205501616
Tali. Than in ME3 accidentally went to Liara and there was no going back.

Dick move
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>>205501616
Ashley for first playthrough as Soldier
Tali for second as Sentinel
Miranda for third as Engineer

Liara never felt particularly appealing to me, and neither did Jack, which I'd friendzone
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>>205503362
Always thought Jack should have been a romance option for FemShep as well.
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>>205487478
>Anon didn't heal Jack with the loving power of his dick.
>Didn't get to see her awaken to maternal instincts.
>Didn't get matching tattoos to mark each other as their property.
How is it possible to be so horrible?
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>>205502410
Tali was my first choice since before she was romanceable. tfw now I'm a full-blown Jackfag. Dunno what happened, I might be a faggot or something.
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Post yfw there's literally nothing wrong with picking any Mass effect grill.
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>>205505987
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>>205505987
Dextrofags are cancer though.
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>>205505987
>being species traitors
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I'm playing through Andromeda, and wow is the writing just absolutely trash. It feels like it was written by le quirky redditor gamers, with forced "humour" and shallow chaacters everywhere. Director Addison is a humungous bitch and super hostile for no reason, Alec Ryder's 2nd in command just doesn't seem to care she was passed over for the position of pathfinder, everyone has fucking stupid british accents, they have so much forced diversity it's nauseating, and literally every piece of dialouge feels like it was taken out of some poorly written fanfic.

christ this game reads like it was a shitty college project written by a team of tryhards with a diversity fetish, it's awful. It's even worse that I really want to like it, and the gameplay and setting are intruiging but just so utterly underutilized or overshadowed I don't even see myself finishing the trial. I really wanted to like this game, I was ready to countersignal about how good it was, but good god is this just about the worst 45gb I've ever downloaded in my entire life. this is actually rage inducing
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>>205510116
>It feels like it was written by le quirky redditor gamers, with forced "humour" and shallow chaacters everywhere.

this has been a problem going as far back as mass effect 2
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>>205510116
Pretty much.

It's just a mediocre game. I don't care about any of the characters.
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>>205501616
For me, it was the same as I did know how good dextro cock is.

>>205502083
>>205502241

I too played ME2 first, as it was a free giveaway on Origin. This pretty much got me into ME, and now i´m trapped inside /meg/
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>>205510683
It was less of a glaring problem though, like the writing at least seemed quasi natural. I could tolerate it most of the time, whereas with andromeda it's just every time someone says anything I just can't help but roll my eyes

>>205510823
mediocre is the perfect word for it
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>>205440063
Does no one else realize how much of a Heavy Metal nerd/fan Musk must be?
Srsly ppl. It's like you don't even know the 80's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KXgFpguE0
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>>205505987
I like you anon, you're an alright guy.
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>>205431517
>>brazzers
>I never understood this meme, can someone pls spoonfeed

Google : Brazzers
you dumb chucklefuck.
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>>205505987
Except Morinth.
There's something very wrong with that.
Criticle Mission Failure Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJnMUqXrtHI
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>>205512768
This.
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>>205505987
>mfw

although >>205512768 makes a good point
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I want to RAPELiara!
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>>205505987
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What Are Some Mysterious Objects in Space We Can't Explain Yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPZGHQktv6Q
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>>205501616
First time, Jack. Last time, Jack.
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>>205038063

I'm in love
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>>205504565
Interesting, i really should subscribe to that magazine
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so, i guess that´s it for the Bread
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>>205523902
I'd make the new one like usual, but I can't right now.
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>>205524874
well, then this is a good time to go to bed
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>>205511169
>and now i´m trapped inside /meg/
Isn't it wonderful?
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If you chose anything other than destroy,you didn'y play the game right.
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For me, it's Yeoman Kelly Chambers.
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>new

>>205529794
>>205529794
>>205529794




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