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Previously: >>483588997
Latest News: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/runefest---new-date-announced

>Runefest back on and announced for March 2025
>Sanctum of Rebirth being released in a new format where players won't be given as much info on release
>Beach returns along with bikinis and inner tubes in Gielinor
>Runefest canceled, new digsite wrapping up tons of Daemonheim lore
>4th Rex Matriarch boss along with new ring for Necro
>New Boss dungeon 'Sanctum of Rebirth' along with T95 dual wield magic weps coming in July
>Roadmap for the remainder of the year shown: New skilling boss, Group ironman mode, Daemonheim arch digsite, and 4th Necro conjure
>graphics update: Rellekka and Lighthouse get the nuscape treatment, joining Kandarin. Lunar Isle has yet to release
>Daemonheim surface update
>holy shit they did it: you can search the game settings now
>I haven't played since the First Age, what did I miss?
Wiki Guide for Returning Players: https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_players
RuneScape Official News Archive: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/archive?cat=0
List of Game Updates: https://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates

>Useful Links:
RS Wiki: https://runescape.wiki/
Forums: https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/
Alt1: https://runeapps.org/alt1
Dailies/Weeklies/Monthlies tracker: https://dailyscape.github.io/
Revolution bars: https://runescape.wiki/w/Revolution/Bars
Runeclan is kill: https://runepixels.com/
Moneymaking: https://runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide
Miscellania: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Other/Miscellania
Perk calculator: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Perks

>Latest [Story] Quest: Requiem for a Dragon
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/new-quest--requiem-for-a-dragon

>New Skill: Necromancy
Official Website: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/new-skill-necromancy---this-week-in-runescape
Skill Guide: https://runescape.wiki/w/Necromancy
Skill Training: https://runescape.wiki/w/Necromancy_training
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fuck your tax
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>>485113801
love your tax
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>Defeat Helwyr in hardmode
>The fucking mushroom still goes off after a second you defeat him
>You die anyway
Utter bullshit, thank god I was never HCIM the game's mechanics stinks to high hell.
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Kalg is actually pretty good at Rasial desu
Might even be better than reaver even though it doesn't do any direct damage
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obligatory carby tax
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>>485119929
this thread can't get any more based than this
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obligatory smug tax
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>*parries your histronic personality disorder tick*
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The Skull Lord's love and admiration for our prophet, Dang, reigns eternal.
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>>485120561
you wish
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necromancy scrimshaw when?
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>>485120561
BASED SKELLY CHAD
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>>485123739
it's not him
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>>485125934
it clearly is?
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>>485120123
oh yeah? watch this

carby tax is doubled
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>>485131856
this is too much i just can't
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>>485140980
sex
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>>485147938
just jerked off to this picture
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>You've been playing for a while, consider taking a break.
No way fag.
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Can we just take a moment to stop and think about the many times our innards have been rearranged by the reproductive organs of the Runescape company?
Can we?
Can we please?
PLEASE THINK OF OUR INTESTINES!
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I think Monday should be colon appreciation day. On account of how much time Jagex spends inside our colons. Lets begin this hearty new tradition with a precise definition of the colon.

(KOH-lun) The longest part of the large intestine (a tube-like organ connected to the small intestine at one end and the anus at the other). The colon removes water and some nutrients and electrolytes from partially digested food. Sometimes faggots like to have stuff shoved up there.
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are hypnowand and sash brush even good
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>>485168953
dont have the wand but the brushie makes digging up artefacts noticeably quicker if you dont fully afk
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>Fixed an issue causing unclickable wisps, fountains and chronicle fragments in crowded Divination areas.
it's over...
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>>485179610
ITS HAPPENING
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>They started putting the names of all the RS3 devs on the bottom of the news posts like they do on OSRS
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what is the canadian pajeets mod name?
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>>485183024
mod rsguy i guess
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Hi! Curious guy here wanting to experiment. I hear runescape is a great way to learn about gay banging. Is this true, and what should I do once I "log in" ( haha) ?
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i came
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>>485191762
nice
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>>485191762
Hi! Curious guy here. So to learn more about gay intercourse I should hang around dumpsters and "Scavenge" these components?
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https://x.com/JagexFowl/status/1810303719285629361
>Sanctum launches in 2 weeks! With my shiny new 'Underworld' Hard and Elite tasks coming next week!
>Get yourself ready to take on the Sanctum (which I had the privilege of writing a lore book for! Yippee!)
I'm willing to bet 100b rsgp this tranny wrote a story about one of sanctum bosses being a canonically trans child groomer, i'm sorry, soul devourer, and at least one um task has a name referencing autogynephilia and chopping your dick off
mod fowl is a mentally ill dei hire, so far every update he's been on had lqbt elements
the globohomo is strong in jagex after what happened 15 years ago
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Honestly lads, its time for all of us to straighten out our acts, grow some balls, and man up to the fact that we enjoy taking large jagex dicks up our arse.
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>>485161204
based and factual
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>>485199161
what happened 15 years ago
also i refuse to take your bet because i know you're right and i would lose 100b gp
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Whenever I did 99-120 Necro I just afked Abyssal Savages in the wilderness because they were perma-aggressive and I didn't have to worry about paying attention to my health while they were still decent xp/hour. What are some other good spots in the wilderness for this type of afking for other combat styles?
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>>485208692
I just got 120 from pvming like rasial and vork telos is piss easy too with necro.
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>>485208692
it's not in the wilderness and the drops are shit but slap on the blood essence from the river of blood quest and a demon horn necklace + bonercrusher from dungeoneering, then turn on soul split and ravenous ghouls become 100% afk and never lose aggro. that's how i did 120 necro with revo++
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>>485211146
That's some seriously good advice. Curious guy here. Wouldn't mind being ravished by some ghouls in an afk gay orgy. But I am worried about this "bone crusher" business. Wouldn't that hurt?
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>>485212392
no, it's not a bone crusher, it's a boneR crusher. some men pay good money, you know
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>>485199161
You know for sure he'll find a way to put degenerate fag/tranny shit into it. He did it for Easter of all things.
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>>485214618
>City of Um hard task complete: ask all the nonbinary NPCs throughout the city what their preferred pronouns are
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>>485205835
jagex had a tranny hire in a junior position for runescape content or qa, i don't remember
i won't give you the name, i'll just say "she" had a double-barrelled last name
it was about 15 years ago and trannies were much less of a "thing" so naturally funny workplace harassment happened incl by management (!), the guy complained and got promptly fired
today it would be a huge controversy, press articles etc & a lawsuit
you won't find info about this because jagex buried it
corporate jagex or as players accurately called it fagex has been trannylovers ltd. for a number of years bc the leadership always jumps on industry trends (not just tech like html5 lmao), and the trend 5-6 years ago was to go woke on a company level
ironically there's been a rebound in the corporate world now (even the gays got tired of the pandering duh), however managemnt only ever doubles down, as you can see by communications and lgbt content they've shipped since the pandemic
"industry standard" is the mantra so they wanted to be ahead of the curve in this and they'll be one of the last to back out once this fad is over
anyway sorry if this ramble is hard to read, i had to obscure some things to not be recognised
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>>485222447
post the jmod name or this is fake
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>>485222447
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>new boss dungeon is literally impossible to die in
Well normal mode loot is most likely going to be abysmal
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>>485226097
the tryhards will be happy about that at least since they think everyone playing on revo++ should kill themselves
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>>485223264
everythings fake on the internet mate
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>>485227012
except for the way big daddy jagex destroys our assholes. that's all too real...
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>>485226793
im not even a tryhard fuck you bitch fuck you you knwo nothing stop plauyoign the gmae fuck you bithc fuck you fuck OYOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>485227705
im using revo++ RIGHT NOW
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>>485227915
FUCK. YOU.
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>>485227932
my hot bars aren't even optimized! they're just firing random skills in random order!
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>>485228078
FUFUCK, OFFFFFFFFF FGUCWK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>485228180
i don't have a zuk cape either!
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>>485228287
FUCK YOU BIVHC IUNISNTAL LTHE FUCKIGN GAME FGUCK YOU!
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i'm using legacy
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>>485228434
but if i uninstall the game how will i buy more treasure hunter keys to earn exp?
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>>485228512
ETOIUT.RJRFIJGDSZASSKDJHSLKJHGOWIEUTASLHJDSADLIUF OIUSABITCH!
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>>485228493
wow. too far. kill yourself.
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>>485228493
I'm surprised Fagex has not discontinued Legacy mode seeing how they have to accommodate new content for it.
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they should rename jagex to "jackex" because all i do is jack off while playing runegame the third
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>>485228991
probably would break too many old quests and npcs and such if they did that
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>saradomin had sex
>zamorak had sex
>guthix had sex
>armadyl had gay anal sex
>bandos kills things, which gets him off as if he were having sex, so it counts i think
>seren probably got her ass eaten by guthix when they were hooking up

>zaros never had sex
zarosians. explain yourselves. why do you still follow an autistic incel?
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>>485237448
>why do you still follow an autistic incel?
He's just like me.
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>>485237448
He is just like me
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>>485237527
>>485237916
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>>485237916
sex with this anime girl
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>>485239467
oh my~
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>>485113579
Are they just going to mention all their employees for future posts? Surely it didn't take 70 people to make one update.
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>Still no baby chin
Kill me.
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>>485245419
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>>485242373
i recognize like... 6 of those names.
i dont see mod pwnytail's name though
where is it
WHERE IS SHE
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>>485246147
This is a J Mod? I'm calling bullshit.
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>>485222447
>funny workplace harassment happened incl by management
based bong boomers
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>>485246330
yeh, her job title is "Senior Executive Assistant to CEO & VP of Strategy & Corporate Development"
been a Jmod since 2017. not sure what she does other than suck off the CEO (she's the personal assistant to the CEO, so...)
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>>485246571
sex?
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>>485246441
i would rape this asian girl
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>>485246571
N-new J-Fu. Sorry Blckwitch but your gums will forever be braced in my heart when you were rubbing up against the back of my neck with them.
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threesome with mod blkwitch and mod pwnytail
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>>485247619
You would think you'd get to fuck pwnytail but they'd actually DP you both with a strap-on
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>>485247834
dear god... you're right... these ARE jagex employees we're talking about here... how could i be so foolish as to think contact with them wouldn't end with my asshole getting devastated...
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>The new beach outfit is a one piece swimsuit with frills on the side just like on muh Japanese animays
Alright, I'm sold.
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>>485248358
WHAT NEW BEACH OUTFIT? CAN I GOON TO IT? WILL I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO LOG INTO RS3 AFTER 7 MONTHS TO UNLOCK A NEW COOM MATERIAL OUTFIT?
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>>485248578
Yup and you can customize it too by keeping the part with the frills
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>>485249389
im about to jack off so hard
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>>485168953
The value of the wand is directly determined by how much you actually enjoy doing Big Game Hunter.
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>>485246147
>>485246571
https://nitter.poast.org/JagexPwnytail
Hasn't posted since early 2020. She either died of coof, or she got too old for the CEO's tastes and gets to "work" in the Caribbean until the statute of limitations is over.
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>>485252527
if i ever find her in the caribbean i will rape her
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>>485252527
I wish she was still active so one of you may as if she has an onlyfans.
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>>485245648
Just learned you can hire someone to search unchecked animals for you, I wish I had knew about this a long time ago and I wouldn't be suffering as much. Why is it so rare to find farm animals?
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hopefully my upload didnt turn sideways like it always does, anyway this post is dedicated to florida
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>>485257016
florida is gay; you are gay
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im heterosexual
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>>485257016
i don't get it
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>>485260413
no one does, it's pointless schizo babble
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ok, i'm just gonna come right out and say it. yes, i'm a barbie girl, and, yes, i'm living in a barbie world. i can no longer deny the fact that life in plastic is fantastic. hell, if someone wanted, they could just come and brush my hair, or even undress me everywhere, because in all seriousness, it all boils down to imagination. this is because life is your creation.
now, come on, barbie, and let us go and party.
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>>485249389
>>485249461
i have finished masturbating and have ejaculated to this
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>>485273946
Don't give Fagex and credence that their models are even fap worthy, they don't deserve it after the rework bust.
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>>485274439
i am now masturbating to this anime girl
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>>485248358
>>485249389
Dang wearing this
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skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice gooning fr we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling
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Why did he do it?
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>>485291349
For the lulz
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>>485291349
Why didn't they do it?
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>>485227129
Can confirm. Just went to take a shit. My asshole has become so stretched by all the BDJ assfuckings that it slides OVER and AROUND the OUTSIDE of the toilet rim. Its like being assfucked by a ceramic dildo. Still delivers the shit into the water though so I guess other than the splash-back going straight up my rectum there's not that much to complain about.
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>>485249389
Looks like a diaper.
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>>485228991
>seeing how they have to accommodate new content for it.
like how? literally no content caters to legacy, removing it would just be pointless taking away features for no reason
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>>485228991
>they have to accommodate new content
Hahaha!
You mean accommodate a fat BIG DADDY JAGEX MONSTER WHOPPER inside your ASS!
Snurfel!
Giggle!
Guffaw!
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if i iwas in charge id permaban all revoshitters and legacyfags
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>>485296489
Because Senntisten was destroyed for no reason.
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STONETOUCHER
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I finally had the courage to go to the police about being anally raped by Jagex. When I confessed to the British cops, they told me I had no case because I agreed to the RuneScape terms and conditions, which have a line stating your consent to being anally fucked by BDJ so long as you're actively subscribed to membership. They then arrested me for not saying "God save the queen!" as I turned to leave the police station. While I was in the jail holding cell, I was anally raped by a big Muslim man. Truly, is there no place left in this world that's safe for my anus?
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maintenance over.
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>>485318506
>Truly, is there no place left in this world that's safe for my anus?
Good news Anon! Yes there is such a place! Just gear up in your MEiS ( Most expensive in slot ) and bring your bank to level 53 wilderness. There by the scorpion pit you will find a secret entrance, but you must be skulled to see it. Anal salvation is at hand! Dm me when you arrive and I will see you there!
Kind regards,
Your trustworthy friend,
xxXpkerII1II1Xxx
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sex?
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>>485327027
ive already cum like 5 times today, dont do this
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>>485323778
I'm currently on my way there. World do I have to be in?
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>>485327027
brutal sex. gooning right now.
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>>485342339
would have cybersex in world 3 with her (him)
still pissed off I was inactive when that witch outfit was released and that they never rereleased it
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>>485343613
Damn, now I want that outfit.
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>>485199161
meds
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>have bait and switch power
>train my 97 to 99 by training my 83 fishing to 99.
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>>485341229
You choose! But make it a nice quiet one where there aren't too many witnes...umm, bystanders, we dont want everyone thinking they can come to our secret hideout to save their asses from BDJ.
And please note all your inventory, makes it easier for me to pic...umm, its more safe for you that way!
Just look for my death dot...umm I mean the white dot where only I and not all my alts are standing!
See you soon!
Your impeccably honorable good friend
XxkillstupidnoobsxX
...
Ooops! haha! I mean
Your trustworthy friend
xxXpkerII1II1Xxx
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>>485348814
im in world 42 right now. picrel is me. I brought my most valuable possessions as you asked, including my fight kiln cape. the rest of my gear is more expensive, but I was able to just buy it with my credit card so it isn't a big deal. but this kiln cape? i earned it. it took me 3 entire deathtouched darts to get (2 for the double jad wave then one for har-aken) so needless to say im pretty proud of it. i would be pretty devastated if I lost it.
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>>485358758
sorry i was outside playing PoGo
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>>485342339
this looks like ass, just play ff14
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>>485359997
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>485359735
sex
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>want to go bossing
>internet dies
welp
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>>485359735
play rs3 for witch girls
play ffxiv for carbuncles
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sneed
honestly, the worst part was the implings that randomly spawn and sometimes get in the way of your clicks.
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The Skull Lord shall now bless this thread.
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>>485327027
based
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>>485345078
fowl needs those
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>>485365969
uh, you already did that when announcing your love for Dang?
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>>485370453
That's the false flagger again, its pretty sad that the Dang simps have to false flag as me honestly.
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>>485368690
fowl needs a bullet in his head, not meds
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>>485351047
GUYS, PLEASE HELP. i went to the wilderness with all my gear and my precious kiln cape while skulled because i was promised someone would help me find a place where my anus would be safe, but when i got there, mod blkwitch attacked me in-game! she called me a "nigger faggot" then killed me somehow! i thought they removed pvp from the wilderness??? i lost my precious kiln cape that i did really hard pvm combat to get!! i sent a ticket to jagex asking them to restore my items because of this obvious bug, but all they responded with was a picture of mod blkwitch eating a corndog?? is there any way i can get my items back?? why would mod blkwitch do this???
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>>485370624
skull lord was mogged by the dang chads once again??? skullbros... what is our response to this...
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>>485371589
tell the gms to rollback your account or you'll submit evidence to the courts that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton
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>Still hunting for a baby chinchompa
>The inventory screen is transparent so whenever a Chin goes underneath and stands still it trolls you into believing you finally found one
>This has happened at least four different times now
I'm starting to see things that are not even there I can't wait until this is over.
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>>485362051
Congrats! Now you have to bless all of it. Blessing is the worst part I'm sorry.
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>>485374340
nah man. clicking once a minute is nothing.
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>>485372260
sex with this anime girl
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>armadyl: got called gay in forinthry earlier, lads
>saradomin: tell us what happened, lad
>armadyl: i got called gay in forinthry
>saradomin: ye but why
>armadyl: i was being gay
>saradomin: in forinthry?
>armadyl: yeah it was in forinthry
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>>485378189
literally me
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im a silly little guy :3c
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>>485393253
Absolutely Haram.
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>>485393253
why is he using the makeover tranny so much?
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>>485371589
Oh dear! That's terrible Anon! I feel really bad for you! Let me help you. I know how to double gp. So just use your mother's credit cards to buy 2 bill gp, give it to me, and I will double it for you! For free!
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>You can't set up a cannon in the lumby catacombs
>Message pops up saying you don't need that here :^)
Absolute niggers, why are there areas in the game where you conveniently can't use a fucking piece of content because you just can't? I'm not about to click a fucking spider 32,735 times for a stupid egg fuck that.
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>>485397797
for FREE? how does that even work? what's the catch?
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>>485400071
listen... lumby catacombs? that place is OP as fuck... having a cannon there would be too unfair because it would destroy the balance of the game... you just dont get it... now click the spiders, fag... go... click... click the fuckgin spdiers... fucu cking clicek cthe sdpdeirs...
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>You can't place cannon here because: ____________________
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>>485400071
>I'm not about to click a fucking spider 32,735 times
Aggression potions exist for a reason
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>>485400071
do you see this >>485378189 right here? click that
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im a spider
someone click me
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>>485400071
Aside from >>485404154's aggression pots, you may spam the special attack of the Smoke Devil there. Scav4 best perk yup.
>Setting up multicannon/coil/cyclone
Would recommend the runecrafting abyss, specifically on the southwest and southeast corners, and tome of um 2 to bank those ashes for some nice stockpile for your ghostly inks, yeah.
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>vis wax machine
>do the usual air water earth start
>100 vis on the first entry
you love to see it.
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>>485410405
nice
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>Dark bow down to 200K
>Dclaws are 750k
Well jeez maybe I don't need a second EOF.
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>>485400071
Okay, here's some real lore for you Sugi. No, not fagex lore bullshit, but real organic lore created by the players over centuries of playing runergame.
Firstly, they are not called "spiders"
They are called SPOIDERS. You must say "spoiders". Its an ancient tradition. In the same way "The wilderness" is never called "The wilderness" except by raving gay nufaggots who have no sense of decorum and to whom civilized behavior is a foreign concept. These sorts of people wipe their ass with their hands, dont wash, and then eat at the dinner table. No, you must say "DA WILDEE". Got that? Yes. So you say "Yup, going to da wildee to pwn some nubs" Only that doesn't really happen these days because those nujagex cunts took away any real semblance of pking and repaced it with gay pride events to remind us all how much they love anal sex. Goddamned faggots. But despite this its still important to say "da wildee" out of a sense of honor and respect for tradition. That's very important. Only then will grizzled old roonscaper vets recognize you as a player to be taken seriously. They might even give you money, or maybe a cyber blow job.
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>>485401114
No catch! Its magic! I use the same sort of magic to trim armor too! Just give me all your gear and I will magically trim it for you.
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>>485417142
Also let me just take a moment to marvel at the price crash of Decimation. holy fucking shit. The last one I sold paid for a WCB which I later sold to fund a Nox bow.
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>>485417405
ok... i'll ask my mom if i can use her credit card for runescape gp as soon as she gets home... (she let me stay home by myself because she said im her brave little man, and now that i'm 38 years old im old enough to be trusted home alone :3)
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>>485417489
What happened with Decimation anyway (I bought one in like 2021 for like 80m and I'd say I got my miles out of it but still)?
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>>485420321
wildy events shit them out constantly
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>>485419539
Nah man, dont wait for her to get home. Just go into her purse and take it. She will have at least two or three. Max them all out. Think of all the gold I can double for you. It perfectly okay, she would want you to do this. Trust me. Its your moment to shine as a strong and independent young man. Once she finds out she will be so proud of you she will probably make you your favorite sammich and bring you a glass of cold chocolate milk. For sure.
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weekly reminder to tell meg to shut up
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>>485420681
this nigga be clickin SPIDERS
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im allowed to say the n word because im black
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>>485421104
Its SPOIDERS you fucking knuckle dragging meathead. You dont know shit. Now wash your hands before you eat.
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Could we have multiple scavenging perks active? I just got tier 3 and have tier 2 on another piece of armor could they both be used at the same time?
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>>485422325
i think only the highest ranked one will work
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>>485421827
i will rape your asshole so hard that even mod blkwitch will stare in awe of my work
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>>485422325
only the highest nigga works. we dont care about them lesser niggas. lesser niggas be invalidated by the superior niggas. aint got no time for beta ass scavenger perk niggas. only care about the highest rank perk niggas.
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>>485422796
So long as you say SPOIDERS that is an acceptable price to pay.
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>>485409817
>you may spam the special attack of the Smoke Devil there.
Unfathomably based. Now to get the female spider variant.
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>>485424091
FUCKING FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING INSUFFERABLE FUCKER!
ITS SPOIDER!
SPOIDER!
SPOIDER!
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>>485424286
this nigga spinning webs!
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Which is better between Nox Bow and Ascensions?
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>>485427974
Just bee urself.
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>>485431538
Yeah, but which one is better? Back in the day most people would say ascensions because you could use enchanted bolts, but now we have arrows with effects as well, and armor sets that affect different weapon types
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T-thanks Jagex...
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>>485427974
crossbows are absolutely worthless outside of experiencing giga autism and switching for hydrix bolts because bows cant into adrenaline
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is it okay if my ass always bleeds after playing rs3?
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DEAD ENDING
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>>485453770
No, I assure you my ass is alive, otherwise it wouldn't still be bleeding.
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>>485425069
doits a spoider
spoider be spinnin' dem webs
better tha being bootyslap by dem jaggy peckers
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Where is Append Drawfriend? Is he still clicking spiders? Has he lost his sanity from clicking so many spiders yet? Clicking on spiders for long periods of time will drive anyone insane. And for what? So he can watch two spiders fuck in Ardougne? Kinda weird if you ask me.
Personally, I only have bunnies in my farm because i love buns
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since when does mod fowl post greentexts on 4chan?
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She won.
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>>485495910
her reward can be my fat cock inside of her
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why am i always horny
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>>485500518
Have sex
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>>485495910
why's she so thick
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>>485501115
NTA but how
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>>485504172
>find cute girl
>follow her home
>take out your gun
>point it at her head
>have sex with her
it's that easy
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>>485504965
guns aren't allowed where live :c
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>>485505129
idk how else to have sex :c
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>>485505129
>>485505302
maybe show a woman your runescape account? if it's any good maybe it'll turn her on
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>>485505545
that never occurred to me
do you think my chicken suit will turn her on?
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>>485505710
well, a chicken suit is a sign that you're a veteran player, because the hasn't been available since like... 2006? 2007? if you combine that with your veteran cape to show you've been playing runegame a long time, it might be enough to turn any woman on. so many years invested in runegame is a pretty good sign that someone is a very good player, and women don't want to be with a noob
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if i was a woman i'd date a man that had a really good runescape account. i'd also get naked and masturbate in front of the mirror all day because i'd be a girl with boobs O_O
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>>485507161
>if i was a woman
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>>485507385
gonna jack off to this pic
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what are they doing?
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>>485504172
>go to club with friends
>dance and have fun
>find girls to dance with
>once you find one that seems interested go rest on the side when you get tired and start talking a bit
>drink some more and start kissing and stuff and later more dancing but closer
>when she says she's getting tired or it's late or whatever you take her home
>sex and cuddles after
That's how I did it.
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>>485510582
>friends
i already failed step 1
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>>485504172
if youre white, masturbation is all the sex you'll ever get
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I love when this general discusses anything but runegame
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>>485511805
Been training my dirt skills I thought you could bypass all the boring shit through lamping Archaeology but no you are forced to fulfill collector items to progress so all those penguin points have finally caught up to me.
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>>485511158
Then get some friends first before you start looking for a girl. A lot more important than casual sex anyways. Also the easiest way for a long term girl have them hook you up.
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>>485511805
believe me, man. i'd love to discuss runegame. i'd love to PLAY runegame. but there's just NOTHING to talk about or do. i fucking hate jagex
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>>485512454
you will farm the relics and you will like it, shortcut taker
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>>485512454
I lamped archaeology and it's well worth it IMO. It still saves a lot of time since going back to complete low level collections is incredibly fast when you have the high level equipment and unlocks/boosts.
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i wish someone would lamp me
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>>485500120
Hahaha!
No.
Her reward will be seeing BIG DADDY JAGEX's FAT COCK INSIDE YOUR ASS!
Snerk!
Snigger!
Smork!
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>>485520445
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>>485500000
I'm gooning
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>>485521998
based. i think i'll goon to that too. keep me update on your progress
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>>485521998
>>485522219
You people with all your talk about gooning sicken and disgust me. Why cant you just talk about good decent gay sex like they promote in runescape? You know, wholesome stuff like inserting your penis up another guy's anus, or guys sucking each other dicks, or even just guys fingering and licking each other's bumholes. You know, the sort of stuff they want to introduce to young people.
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>>485524183
i get enough of that while playing runescape. sometimes i just want to take a break from runegame and enjoy some normal, heterosexual stuff like what i grew up with
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bonds are 140m now

how do you guys deal with this if you're not doing the latest boss 24/7
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>>485528972
by using my credit card instead of rsgp because im not a poorfag and make money faster irl than i do in rs3
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>>485529352
I guess this is true huh, last time I played I just bought the year sub or whatever

oh well sorry about your game good luck
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>>485530637
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>>485521998
>>485522219
i have finished gooning and cleaning up the mess afterwards
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>>485528972
What else is there to do than pvm? Zammy got me enough for 20 years members and I haven't touched him since necro was released. Go learn telos if you want easy money long term. You should just camp the upcoming sanctuary boss a couple of weeks when it releases. Pvme will have a guide up in like 4 days like always. You'll make enough for a few years premier.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQrG1JJtUgE
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>>485535224
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sex with rong rong
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>>485535224
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>>485536019
i would eat that ass
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>>485535224
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>>485541680
i dont remember this outfit in runescape
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I want my mommy (mommy)
Got cummies in my tummy (tummy)
My girl call and say she horny (horny)
I'm too shy to touch her pussy (pussy)
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>>485541680
>He Lewded his player avatar
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
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>>485545134
rong rong is a biofem irl lol
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>>485545302
>A biocunt
Soon.
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>>485545549
I DON'T TRUST YOUR INTENTIONS
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Today I will remind them
Spoider
Da wildee
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>>485528972
There are 5 bosses over 100m/hour and 2 of them are from 2016 and 2017. There are a bunch more bosses, including pretty easy ones, and quite a few skilling methods, over 30m/hour. It's really not too hard.
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today i am killing spiders in the wilderness
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>>485556480
FUCKING FUCKED FUCKARSERY!
FUCK YOU!
ITS SPOIDERS!
ITS DA WILDEE!
MY GOD! WHAT SORT OF NUJAGEX FAG BOI ARE YOU?
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YES I'M A NUJAGEX FANBOY. I READ STORIES ABOUT GAY MEN HAVING SEX AND I GET EXCITED. I SEE A DIVERSE RANGE OF PRONOUNS BEING RESPECTED AND I FEEL VALIDATED. I LOVE NUJAGEX AND THEIR LORE. IT'S SO GOOD AND BETTER THAN THE OLD STUFF. I COULD WATCH SLIDESHOWS INSTEAD OF CUTSCENES ALL DAY. SLIDESHOWS ARE EASIER TO WATCH BECAUSE IT REQUIRES LESS MENTAL FOCUS, WHICH ALLOWS ME MORE TIME TO WATCH GAY PORN ON MY SECOND MONITOR.
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>mfw listening to https://youtu.be/YoPEdaKMA08?si=kruqX2-8V9Vc7Yy6 while the smokedevil dances around spiders and does a little twirl from the spec
kek
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>>485567790
why are you listening to disco and why are you still clicking spiders
have you lost your mind
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Append Drawfriend has lost his mind
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>>485564387
Dont care about any of that, Just say spoiders and da wildee and that will be fine.
>>485568241
>>485567790
ITS SPOIDERS YOU FUCKING BLOODY BASTARDS!
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>>485573478
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout.
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out.
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again.
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>>485553839
Pretty much every boss is over 100m/h besides shit like gwd2.
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>>485528972
if you play for 2 hours a day all you need is 5m/hr or so to sustain a bond
that's gwd1 levels of money making
ok, you play 2 hours a day but only 1 is for moneymaking, the other is for training/questing/edating/etc
gotta make 10m/hr to hold up a bond, you can make triple that by hunting dinosaurs
it's never been easier to make money in this game
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>>485583664
You also get another 3m or so per day from invention machines for nearly zero time investment, and 1.5m from vis wax. And each herb run is around 3.5m profit in <90 seconds if you have max bonuses and unlocks.
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>>485584645
i don't much care for dailyscape, but yeah it is so incredibly easy to make bond money in <30 minutes with the decent dailies, not even counting annoying shit like shop runs
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literally just kill telos like, once?
hello?
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>>485585935
i'm trying to explore options how a downs quadriplegic with muscular dystrophy and grids could find this game accessible, let's not have an elitist pvmer view of things
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>>485583664
>hunting dinosaurs
I'd rather kill myself. Glad I'm not a poor
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>>485588873
dragon mattock should be required for reaper crew desu
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>>485590913
Based.
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>>485586167
Necromancy exists.
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>>485590913
Where was JC when BDJ was most rudely fucking our asses?
Where was your so called "God" when my sphincter was stretched and sore, while jagex jizz dripped from my roughly abused rectum?
I will put my faith in Dang, she is the only one who can offer us anal salvation.
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>>485592972
prove it
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Is this game fun or should I not bother?
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>>485595698
im having fun
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>>485594763
https://youtube.com/shorts/MEBLjtkekqc?feature=shared
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>>485595698
Its lot of fun providing you come with a good supply of axle grease to lube your ass. Because you will be getting assfucked. Quite a lot. Stretching your anal sphincter out with a dragon dildo before logging in is also recommended. Oh, and a steel pan to collect all the cum that will leak out your ass afterwards, dont want that leave snail trails on the back of your pants. .
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>99 dung on my iron without ever stepping into a floor of that shitty ass minigame skill
Thanks beach. Don't even care how cheap this is, fuck that skill.
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>>485588873
hunting dinos is literally the only remotely fun thing to do in this fucking skinner box of a game.
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>>485595698
this is a fun game but this general is schizo
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>>485611363
hey we gotta survive the gachafags somehow
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>>485595698
Ironman is fun, removes all mtx shite from your character and getting rare drops from enemies actually feels good since you can't buy it from other people.
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>>485614231
>getting rare drops from enemies actually feels good since you can't buy it from other people.
Fuck yeah, that's the only reason aside from getting a break from the mtx I play Ironman.
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do you really lack that much self control that you need to put a child lock on your account to stop you from trading with other players?
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>>485594753
Amen, brother! Amen! Praise Dang, our holy prophet and savior! Protector of our rectums! Praise her for keeping our assholes safe from the rampages of an evil video game corporation!
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damn imagine putting in 9 times more effort for 10% extra deeps LOL
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yes
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>>485619928
more like 50%.
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>>485620086
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>>485595698
don't listen to
>>485614231
>>485619329
it's starts out fun yeah but when you've killed a boss 1000 times and still don't have that one drop you're going to regret not being able to just buy it
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>>485595698
>>485620780
ironman is only fun if you have a maxed main account and have accomplished everything you could possibly care to accomplish on it. if your only account is an ironman, you will hate yourself once you get passed early game
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>>485621063
i only have iron with comp and i love it
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>>485621265
>i love it
that jagex phallus up your anus?
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>>485621265
how
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>>485621902
because getting your own gear and items is fun
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>>485622513
sounds fake. runescape is not fun and i refuse to be happy
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>>485622641
i love her so much!!!!
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>>485622641
the reason youre unhappy is because youre incelposting
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mom! mom!!! someone on the internet called me an incel again because i posted an anime girl :'(!!!!
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>>485623114
dont cry sis!
fuck the haters!
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f you want to go and take a ride with me
We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh, why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money)
If you wanna go and get high with me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E
Oh, why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money)
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>>485625914
i'm jacking off to dang right now!
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>>485625931
Hey, must be the bunny
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where's lath
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>>485628972
probably got locked up in an asylum finally
or got arrested for assaulting a woman
either is fully within the realm of possibility
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>>485614231
Could I play an honorcode self enforced iron man, ignore all the MTX shit but still retain access to non-iron man features in the case that I stumble on whatever these anons are talking about?
>>485620780
>>485621063

I'm the kind of guy who doesn't even touch the premium currency stuff in free to play games, so what's the deal with MTX in Runescape? Shit you can sell for gold?
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>>485630725
you get free mtx shit every day for logging in + completing quests and events, also you dont get a special vegan badge next to your name
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>>485630725
you can do whatever you want on runegame, man. honorcode, be honorless, no one cares. whatever is the most fun for you. the only people that will claim to care about how you play the game are shitposters on 4channel.organization or retards on rardit. and MTX on runegame is just "spend money, get a lot of xp and gp for no effort." so if you have addiction problems, jagex will prey on you. they do everything they possibly can to squeeze irl money out of you. typical gacha stuff. game is 100% playable without caving though unlike gacha games, so as long as you don't have self control problems you're good. if you have even the slightest problem with addiction, jagex WILL break you. they're fucking relentless. that's why this general talks about getting ass fucked by the game devs so much, because it's unfortunately true (metaphorically speaking)
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>>485622641
She's just like me.
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i would sniff dang's butt
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>>485636485
i would sniff your butt
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>>485639329
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>>485535394
she should be in my hole
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>>485630725
>so what's the deal with MTX in Runescape? Shit you can sell for gold?
Lootbox system (Treasure Hunter) which is mostly a way to buy xp but has some cosmetics as well
Tradable membership credit (bonds), for officially sanctioned RMT
Some directly purchasable cosmetic items
There are no exclusively real-money weapons or armor or anything like that, and the xp grind isn't balanced around the existence of buyable xp so it's still totally reasonable to max without touching Treasure Hunter.
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>Latest doings
Glad to chill after finishing that jazzy special quest, managed to go from 1-88 Necromancy, and now just stumped in the RS grind. Anyways, love Scape Jazz, love the cymbals and horns that carry it, haha!
>>485424091
That's the spice! Def enjoying afk combat like it. Speaking of familiars, the Ice Nihil's the only one planned (and allocated to Necromancy?)
>>485473260
>Drawfriend
Aye, neat! Thinking drawing for this thread, hopefully it's easy to tab every now and then from the afks like rituals and gatherings (arch mats and energies, really). Honestly would be cool to see a personification of the runes, haha! Or moe-ifying the conjures. Getting refs at the moment.
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>>485646003
did you enjoy the tranny ghost in that quest?
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>>485647846
Was there actually a tranny ghost? I didn't even spacebar that quest and I didn't notice.
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skilling boss blog fucking when????
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>>485648274
yeah the drum player identifies as "non-binary" and uses they/them pronouns. the game makes sure you're aware of this because jagex just can't fucking help themselves, even when dealing with fantasy things like ghosts in a city located in the afterlife
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>>485648591
That's pretty gay
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>>485649395
kill every jmod
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>>485630725
you get like 50-300k xp per day from free login spins which is like 10-60 minutes of meaningless grinding you dont have to do.
they also try to bait you with recolor #88 of their ugly fucking cosmetics only a retard work buy into.
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who's the sluttiest character in all of rs3
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>>485655734
zaros
he gets all the pussy but his pullout game is immaculate which is why he has no kids
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>>485655734
Meg, because she simps for you.
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>>485655734
me (I'm a girl)
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>>485649395
Why do you think there are so many references to assfucking on this general?
Forcing gay shit in your face all the time? Assfucked.
Constantly devaluing xp and gp?
Assfucked.
Conning addict prone players into mtx? Assfucked
Destroying the traditional combat skills ( and all their gear ) overnight with negromamcy, a skill designed for shitters?
Assfucked.
There's more ways in which they assfuck you but I'd say those are the main ones.
But whatever way you look at it you will get assfucked. A lot. The irony is that the ( very few) new players who sign up to Assfuckscape3 think its all cool because they are stupid nubs and dont know better, but soon enough they feel the big hard penis of jagex probing their prostrate. Then the squealing begins.
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>>485659759
>t. a boy
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my anus lives in fear
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my fear lives in anus
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what steps can i take to lessen the amount of fear my anus lives in?
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>>485661325
Join the One True Faith. Worship Dang and pray to Her in your hour of need. Its only through Dang that you will find anal salvation.
Amen.
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Our anuses deserve to live in peace and comfort. Anal security, that is all we ask. We need safe spaces for our anuses.
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>>485664938
the only way our ansues will achieve true peace is if we storm jagex HQ and kill every last jagex employee, then rebuild the company with people that respect the anuses of others.
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im gonna pk everyone on this board
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>>485670390
even me?
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>>485676213
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baka balls in yo jaws
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Did he deserve it?
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>>485696481
he deserves to have sex with jas
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>>485698680
Real wanted to know if they didn't push through with that circular shaped elder god(dess), how pretty would Jas look like? Think Mah's cool, and I think I would like Bik.
>But what about Ful
She's like, a Lava Girl?
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i heard os got while guthix sleeps and it sucks dick
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Wonder what would /rsg/'s new skills would be aside from martial arts, yeah?
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>>485747051
esl
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>>485751519
Speech skill? That's gonna be text heavy, but it's definitely a support skill. Think its practical applications would be in haggling and debating (court cases with the attack and defense skill) with the Ring of Charos boosting its experience rates. Other than that there's the ability to provoke (stacks with aggression) and to motivate (stacks with prayer and herblore bonuses) main sources of experience for this skill is gained from thieving and combat drops, mainly journals and books to be "read" like prayer, burying bones and scattering ashes.
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>>485736245
there were annoying bugs but idk about it sucking dick
woulda liked the mage logs tho
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>>485747051
sex
https://old.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/11mu5nt/new_skill_sex/
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>apparently installed rs3 before at some point
>now needs the Jagex launcher which has picked up that I had RS3 installed, yet I haven't actually uninstalled it cleanly so it just errors out every time I try to open the game
>went through the registry and it's still picking shit up from somewhere
>doesn't just give me the explict option to reinstall or remove RS3 and then re-install it because ???
Already off to a great start.
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>>485774628
small indian company please understand
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DEAD ENDING
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>>485781954
>uses necromancy to revive it
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>>485789664
the thread decided to stay alive with you because it wanted to not because you forced it
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this is the deadest rs3 communitys been in 5 years
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>Need to make more porters
>Have dragonstone necklaces in inventory
>Start using energy thinking the menu automatically see's the necklaces to make porters
>Look away for a minute
>Make chargepacks instead
>All my incandescent energy is gone
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>>485793876
You don't know how much I hate this, I feel I've learned from doing this one too many times and I try to always check before pressing space, but it still gets me sometimes
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>>485793876
just buy some more.
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>>485736245
i didnt hear anything about the quest itself but i heard tormented demons are an absolute joke. we're talking like, BDJ ass fucked the osrs community as hard as they ass fuck us on a normal basis. kinda interesting to see the shoe be on the other foot for a change
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>>485793785
i want to talk about rs3 but havent even had the urge to log in since christmas, so i just watch these threads and shitpost in hopes that one day there will actually be a reason to touch rs3 again
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>>485802838
hehe
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>>485793876
lol
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>>485803456
I'm gonna log on for the new boss make a couple of bills if HM is any fun then fuck off again until GIM.
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>>485809313
m-maybe we can play group ironman together, anon-kun :3c
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>group ironman
Leave it to Fagex to make a piece of content like Ironman almost pointless
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>>485811750
You say that now but wait until we form the Append Ironmen squad
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>>485810118
no I'm playing with irl friends. else I would have started a group with /rsg/ sounds pretty fun.
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>>485813140
b-but anon-kun, i am one of your irl friends! you just don't know it yet b-because i've been too afraid to approach you! b-but i know all about you! i watch you from afar everyday! i-i was hoping group ironmen would be our chance to f-finally meet :3c
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>>485811750
you can already boss and dungeoneer with mixed groups anyway, so who cares at this point?
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>>485810118
ehh
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>You have to go through this bullshit again every fucking time you get bad luck just to reach an ancient casket
What kind of sick son of a bitch gets off through putting us through this shit?
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>>485818413
Do not say "ehh" to me. I will fucking rape you in your asshole. I will do worse than that, actually. Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you made by rejecting my request to play group ironman. For years, my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, your "ehh" has severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mother for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Zaros will crash upon you, cleaving you in twain. As you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you said "ehh" to me.
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>>485819805
huh?
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>>485820070
There's an island in the middle of bumfuck nowhere you have to navigate through to reach a reward from a tetra compass.
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This nigga did literally nothing wrong.
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>>485822040
he just wanted to return to monke
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>>485820178
oh, that's pretty silly
guess i haven't gotten that one
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>>485822040
The Lord of Vampyrium is still my favorite quest on all of Runegame. Still pissed at what an underwhelming disappointment River of Piss was by comparison.
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>>485822040
>Got bored from an easy life being the new master of his house after his sister poisoned his former lord
>Joined a coup d'état to overthrow the one that introduced him to civilization and nobility
>Got a power trip after seizing Hallowvale and dethroning Efaritay
>Got power hungry and essentially abandoned his kin to go look for the stone after learning it's what supposedly helped Zamorak ascend
>Came back only to piss off his kin even more by trying to impose returning to Vampyrium
He was being a huge cunt.
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>>485826202
>Charos: haha this nigga loves playing with balls!
>Lowerniel: omfg i totally do not! EVERYONE KILL THIS BLACK MAN AT ANY COST. HE MADE FUN OF ME FOR BEING OBSESSED WITH BALLS. HUNT HIM ACROSS MORYTANIA. I DON'T CARE HOW FAR HE GOES. HE MUST PAY.
why is lowerniel so insecure?
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>>485826856
he got a little sugar in his gas tank, if you know what i mean
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>>485826985
i do not know what you mean. pls elaborate.
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does the n-word exist in gielinor?
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>>485829414
:O!
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>>485826985
guys what did he mean
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Can we just take a moment to discuss how sore our asses are after being assfucked by BDJ?

Thank you.
Yes. My anus is very sore. Feels like someone has taken to it with an industrial sander, using super grit sandpaper. That's after I used a heap of axle grease ( as recommended here ). I cant imagine what state I would be in if I hadn't applied any lube. Dear God, I would probably be wearing my anal sphincter around my neck in that case.
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>>485826985
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? I'M STARTING TO GET ANGRY
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>>485839746
Calm down dude, dont get angry. Relax. Tell us about your anus instead. How does it feel?
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>>485841043
it's feeling very agitated, like it's been brutally penetrated without my consent. however, there's a bitter hint of betrayal about it, because for once... it wasn't caused by BDJ. it was caused by the people in this general... refusing to tell me what >>485826985 means...
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>>485844239
i would have sex with this rune selling whore
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"So many runes!"
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You actually recognized the NPC kek
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i goon to her a lot so of course i do
also i go on rune shop runs a lot
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im jacking off to the thought of snorting crushed up runes off of apprentice clara's ass right now
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>>485841909
Thank you for sharing the feelings of you anus with us Anon. "Agitated." Yes. I can relate to that. Like when I sit on the washing machine for too long.
Well look, I tell you what, as a token of appreciation for sharing your story I am going to try to help you understand the meaning of "a little sugar in his gas tank".

Okay well sugar really fucks up an internal combustion engine according to some people. Putting sugar in the gas tank ( petrol tank ) of a car will foul the engine and give them a very expensive repair job. But then some people say this is bunk and doesnt work. Guess it might depend upon how much sugar. Maybe you need a fuck load of sugar for it to wreck the engine, in which case it isn't a "little" sugar is it? Anyway I dont think that was intended as the meaning in this context. So searching google I find several other meanings.
Here is what I found, and I quote from the sources:

"It refers to semen being like sugar and the tank being your body. In particular here, inside your anus as a result of anal sex."

"But "you got a little sugar in the tank" is saying there's something possibly detrimentally wrong with them."

"A casual way to suggest a straight man might be a homosexual "in the closet" or bisexual"

So there ya go. Take your pick. Anyway I hope your anus settles down soon. Personally I find giving it a bit of a fondle and sitting in a warm dish of milk helps.
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>>485846615
so what you're saying is >>485826985 means that lowerniel drakan is a victim of big daddy jagex like the rest of us? his anus is just as devastated as mine? now i feel bad for him... he's one of us... if only he prayed to dang, maybe he would have had a redemption arc...
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>>485846856
That does seem like the most likely explanation yes. You might have thought a lowerniel drakan would have immunity against a BDJ assfucking, but it appears not. A very tragic state of affairs indeed. We can only hope he finds anal salvation through Dang.
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>>485849976
no one is immune against BDJ ass rape, not even NPCs. it's ridiculous. how much longer are we going to allow jagex to get away with this?
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>Wilderness Flash Events: The King Black Dragon is infuriated by the disturbances in the Wilderness and is preparing to take out his rage on all combatants near Daemonheim.
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I for one am happy to accept any and all but, hole insertions as long as we get black chicken suit
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my ass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoPQ5V8bIBk
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>>485854306
Wilderness Flash Events: The King Black Dildo is infuriated by the disturbances in the Wilderness and is preparing to take out his rage on all buttholes near Daemonheim

My God, not even the wilderness is safe.
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>>485860079
no, my ass
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>>485113579
I'm looking forward to the Sanctum shitshow in a couple weeks, its going to be interesting to see happen. Everything is really leading up to this update being total ass.
>revive mechanics for shitters
>normal mode same drops as hard mode (with lowered rate of course)
>casual friendly design
>T95 magic weapon passive seems like total ass because bleeds suck
>Necro likely to be dominant
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>>485819805
Can't you save up your tetras and do them all at once?
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>>485860079
>>485867348
Hahaha!
No.
All your ASSES belong to the HUMPING GREAT WANG WALLOPER of BIG DADDY JAGEX!
Chortle!
Chuckle!
Cackle!
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Why are bonds 140m? Why does it take over an hour to make enough money to get a bond when you used to be able to get several per hour? Why was there a pride event? Why is everything always getting worse? Maybe I'll check back in a few years like I always do and see if things get better. New digsite looks cool but that spirit weaver thing seems useless.
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>>485871880
>Why does it take over an hour to make enough money to get a bond
what is zamorak
what is telos
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>>485871880
>muh bond prices
man, this general really is full of poverty shitters innit
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>>485871880
>Why are bonds 140m?
OSRS has basically the same problem. The leading theory is that Jagex is doing a really bad job banning gold farmers/sellers/buyers so there's little risk in going with China gold over official Jagex bonds. RS3's player count is quite low due to basically an entire year of monumental fuck ups one after another. Its likely they're in the 'we don't want to ban anyone because its going to lose us money' mode, and this concept carries over to OSRS because a lot of people play both games.
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>>485873735
Or, how about this: the real money price of bonds was increased

Consider medication
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>140m for 2 weeks or membership
sounds expensive
>2.8b for a year of membership + premier
actually pretty cheap lol, that's like 280 ticks of telos
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>>485873828
bonds have gone up 1 dollar in the last year, about 12% increase for IRL money in most regions. Bonds have increased 75m in the last year, approximately a 115% increase. 1 dollar increase is not causing a 115% increase on its own anon.
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>>485871880
Stfu bond have been roughly 1 hour of pvm for as long as it existed. The only time this wasn't true was when zamorak powercreep happened and price has since been corrected. There's like 10 bosses that make 100m/h+ right now there has never been this much variety in viable money bosses.
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>>485873828
>>485874440
Also, IRL bond prices went up only a month or so ago. They have been over 120m for much longer than that.
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>>485871880
I am not clear on the exact details but I am told its related to parameters to do with elasticity in supply and demand. That is to say anal elasticity. Just how much players get their asses stretched out by Jagex. Obviously the longer the assfuckings, the more frequent the assfuckings become, and the bigger the penis, then the you get more elasticity.
Supply is a factor of how many players aren't bots and alts, and demand is the ravenous appetite of Jagex for gay sex ( its always very high )
It gets pretty complicated. Some guys study this sort of stuff full time.
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Bro I'm gonna make a group ironman the moment that shit releases. I'm gonna get a full squad. I want to make an optimized guide for the entire team. I want some people that are truly dedicated and want to go for max cape with me. Rs is so back boys.
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>>485884630
im the pvmbvll of the group so ill have slaves making me supplies while i slay the telos
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>>485871880
>>485873637
>>485873735
>>485875018
Out of my way you dumb noobs!
Professor of ANAL ECONOMICS here to explain everything about bond prices.

Now given that K->T where T = the rate of inflation and kt = the boundary between the Cretaceous and Tertiary periods, then its easy to see that
S = the volume of Jagex spermies injected up your ass
and
R = the amount of rectum reaming incurred
THEREFORE
S/R then equals... fuck, I forgot what, but it doesn't matter, its all cock up the arse.
So when bond price approaches the sidereal motion of the moon the incidence of ASSFUCKINGS INCREASES!
Also causing butthurt to increase!
IN A DIRECT CORRELATION!
It all makes sense you see?
Well it would if you weren't all so fucking STUPID!.
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I haven't played RS3 since 2017. Has it gotten any better? How's the player count? Last thing I remember is the waiku(?) Islands? Maybe that was after 2017? Idk my account is from 2007

I quit for life reasons but before I quit I got 200M from a key after finishing Dorics Quest

I very briefly played during Christmas when the barrows dyes were dropping and I sold three of those as well. So money isn't an issue I think.
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>>485890340
youll be happy to know that eoc has gotten significant updates and is only now at an acceptable level it shouldve been when it launched nearly 12 years ago
also theres a 4th combat style, necromancy
also we t95 now
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>>485890340
peak EOC rs3 was about 2 years ago then they decided to cater to the shitters and ruin the game in the name of A C C E S S I B I L I T Y.
long story short they released a new combat style necromancy that gave you free gear and powercrept the shit out of the last 10 year of game progression. necromancy skill expression is absolutely braindead, pumps out ridiculous damage trivializing every boss into a combat dummy by skipping mechanics and made the other 3 combat styles useless. on top of that they haven't released a good boss in 2 years.

to nobodys surprise the playercount got decimated because there was no point in pvming anymore we are around the 10 year lowest point. they tried to fix it after like 8 months but people already quit and there are still issues.
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>>485891553
Funny you should mention shitters because picrel is better deeps than necro and magic will also outpace it once gconc and gsonic switch weapon styles
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>>485890340
Protip, before you log in buy plenty of lube. Because you are going to get fucked up the arse a lot.
Axle grease is highly recommended.. Cheap and effective. You can use it on machinery.
Also pre-stretching your butthole is a good idea. Use a super sized dildo so you are ready for the real one.
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>>485886934
based! i now feel more educated! thanks for the free lesson, professor!
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apprentice clara is my waifu
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This used to be worth a lot back in the day.
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Guys please. All this talk about anal sex, cant we just focus on runescape game play for once?

Okay, so after doing some of the latest quests I learned that some biological men identify as women and some women are scissors. Which I guess means that to have sex they have to rub their dicks and cunts together and finger each other's bottoms and have a good sniff. Anyway its VERY IMPORTANT to address them by their correct pronouns or they have a mental breakdown and get you fired from your job! I guess it must be nice having gay sex without all the hassle of having babies though. Enough mouths to feed as it is haha! Anyway I was delighted when I learned there are these "PRIDE PARADES" where all the sodomites get a special event dedicated to finger sniffing each other bottom's! What a great way to show children that gay rainbows and pronouns aren't just social constructs invented by some really fucked up people but there is a real physical side to gay sex as well! I am so happy we live in a progressive society where we can be reminded of this every day and our children are taught all about these things from an early age. Hurrah for Jagex! Hurrah for gay pride! Hurrah for finger sniffing!
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>>485904253
>7.5m can run a kingdom
>2.6B to run an account for 1 year
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>>485909249
>it must be nice having gay sex without all the hassle of having babies though
uhh... you might want to check your privilege there, transphobe... women can have dicks too... men can have vaginas... just because someone with a penis is penetrating someone with a vagina does NOT mean they aren't two women having lesbian sex or two men having gay sex... they could still potentially have a baby even though they both use he/him or she/her pronouns... hell, even two they/thems can have a baby... if you don't stop discriminating against gender identities, i WILL call jagex and tell them to ban your hateful account, BIGOT...
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yeah, mod fowl raped me up the ass with his raging 3 inch cock. yeah, he ejaculated a bunch of semen into my asshole. yeah, he ate his cum out of my asshole then spit it into my mouth. it wasn't gay though, because he says he's a woman and uses she/her pronouns. therefore, it was hetereosexual sex and i'm straight.
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>>485913239
Good for you standing up that hateful BIGOT and telling him off! I look forward to the day when every one is FORCED to have sex with a transgender, just to prove there is no difference!
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>>485914913
personally, i can't wait until everyone is forced to have sex with a tranny! it isn't even about proving there's no difference, it's about catering to trans people to let them know we respect them and think they're valid! we have to be supportive of their desires to mutilate their genitals! there's nothing wrong with that! in fact, if they tell our kids to mutilate their bodies, we shouldn't try to stop them! body destroying things like hormones should be easily available over the counter at any pharmacy, and should be purchasable regardless of your age! i'm so happy jagex puts this stuff into runescape 3 and oldschool runescape to teach our kids it's ok to damage their bodies beyond repair as well as reinforce trans people that what they're doing is totally normal!
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>>485915638
Damned straight! Oops...I mean umm, shieet, oh I know...
DAMNED QUEER!
Personally I cant wait to get bolt on tits everywhere on my body. See, I want to identify as a multitranswoman. Like an ordinary transwoman but more. I want tits on the back of my head, on my shoulders, under my armpits, between my legs, under my balls, fucking everywhere. I even want tits bolted onto my tits!
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>>485921573
personally i want to become transracial. i'm going to see if a doctor can turn me into a chinese man.
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Personally I can't wait to have fun in this game.
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>>485924614
it will happen someday
whenever jagex decides to actually release content on a regular basis, and the content isn't complete ass
someday......
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Why do items like these exist anyway? Do these faggots actually get off from torturing us?
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>>485822040
Why haven't they finished the OSRS quest? Its been 2 years now.
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>>485926150
>Do these faggots actually get off from torturing us?
yes
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>>485926150
yes, actually. i can't remember which jmod, but i remember one of them commenting on reddit that they add these super rare items and don't reveal drop rates for some of them (hazelmere's signet ring was the example used) because they think it's really fun for these items to exist. they think it adds a level of mystique to the game whenever you see a player in possession of one of these ultra rare items, like how we'd feel as children seeing someone perform a skillcape emote. the items aren't meant to be obtainable (like how the gower bros originally never planned for anyone to hit level 99 in a skill), which is what makes it see "magical" when you do see one.
that's their logic. again, i don't remember which jmod commented this on reddit (it wasn't timbo), but yeah. it's apparently the common opinion among jmods.
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>>485927617
same reason they haven't finished menaphos after 7 years on rs3. or gnome after 13 years. or elemental workshop after 13 years. or penguin after 7 years. because jagex is fucking retarded. it doesn't matter if it's the rs3 team or the osrs team (though the rs3 team is SIGNIFICANTLY more retarded). jagex is ran by a bunch of fucking retards. there's no deeper answer than that.
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im based
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why are bik pages 14m/hr
are paypigs paying money to do clues now
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After six hours of hunting azure chins for the player owned farm variant it was the hunter that ended up helping me finally obtain one. Fucking brutal.
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>>485944430
i want to pet chinchompas very bad because they're cute
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Just gonna stand there and watch me goon
Well, that's alright because I'm playing the game of Rune
Just gonna stand there and watch anal rape
Well, that's alright because it's part of playing RuneScape
It's part of playing RuneScape
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>>485944430
The hunter is how I got all my rare farm animals. Its just that good
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>>485941667
Yes. Endgame rs3 is filling boss or clue logs and achievements.
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lumbridge
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>>485982203
god i wish that burger was my dick
essentially, what i mean is i wish she would put my penis in her mouth and perform fellatio on it, because i would be willing to have sexual intercourse with this anime girl.
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>>485982701
i'm confused, can you explain what you mean?
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>>485982701
>Am I fitting in yet bros?
You're not fooling anybody, Fujoshi.
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>>485982939
sure! see, in the image, the anime girl is about to put a burger in her mouth. on an unrelated note, i would enjoy it if she put my penis in her mouth, because that would feel sexually satisfying to me. however, instead of coming in and saying "i wish she would put my penis in her mouth," i used what's called an "analogy." you see, if i came in and said "i wish she would put my penis in her mouth," someone might wonder what that has to do with the image, as the image is of a girl eating a burger, not doing something sexual. they would fail to see the similarity between the two propositions. so by using an "analogy" to make a comparison between the act of eating a burger and the act of sucking a penis, i am able to convey my message of desiring a blowjob in a way that directly relates to the image in question. this alleviates any confusion over the relation between my statement and the topic at hand. using analogies is a handy device you can use to transition conversations in a natural manner without allowing them to stagnate.
hope this helps!
>>485982993
i am not mod blkwitch
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>>485984423
thanks anon, that's really cleared things up for me :)
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>>485928945
>Menaphos
Honestly it would've benefitted from an additional archaeological site, most likely a neat material cache area now. Only time to visit that area is probably for the Imperial VIP area, alone with the Acadia, Granite, and desert fish. Other than that, Slayer dungeon, but that's in Sophanem. Guess everyone's still either at Burthrope, or Fort Forinthry, or Max Guild / War's Retreat, yeah.
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>>485922473
Why not multiracial and multi sexual?
Chinese head of a man with protruding buck teeth and Manchu hair queue
White chest of a woman with outrageously massive titties ( two sets, one on front and one on back )
Black African male hips and a huge dick ( obviously ). Hell. no. Make that TWO huge dicks!
Japanese girl with those ridiculously skinny legs
Then identify as ALL of them and insist everyone call you by the title of MrSanMadameSirMiss with equally convoluted pronouns.

We live in exciting new times Comrade.
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>>485950949
At this very moment I am boogeying down to your tune.
Actually I lie, I am having a shit right now, but I can use my imagination.
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>>485984423
At kast I treuky ubderstabd!
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"So, little Johnny, what did you get for your birthday this year?"
"An assfucking from Jagex!'
"What!? AGAIN!?"
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>>485941667
tasteless whores pay 15b for dyes so of course bik pages are pricey
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i feel like breeding a shiny dragon is nearly impossible since you need 3 breath traits across 2 dragons
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>>486010992
You buy trail rerolls and dump them on 2/3 trait dragons until you have what you need. It's easy as fuck just takes a week of breeding. Rerolls cost nothing.
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>>486011375
lol lmao i had no idea
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>steps on pressure pad
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I went into Varrock bank to check my account. I was surprised just how many billions of gp I had lost due to the Necromancy skill. Seems like no one wants any of that old high end PvM gear anymore. All those hours I spent grinding just so I could afford the best gear and now its worth far less. Oh well.
But it was then I noticed sometime very strange. The bank teller wasn't the usual NPC. For one thing he had an enormous erect penis. Suddenly he leaped across the counter and brutally fucked my arse, all the time going "Hahaha!"
And there was nothing I could do about it!



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